#mad dicksucking

[crewtawn]

Now that Matpat is retiring I can happily say that I hated him. He held transphobic views, consistantly misgendered cannonically trans characters, donated to anti-autistic charities, and villanized/stygmatized mental illnesses.

You were all too busy sucking his dick to realize it, but he doubled down on the things he said, never apologized for half of the abhorent things he said, and his fans consistantly harrassed people who disagreed with his theories or called him out.

Anyway, MATPAT RETIRING! SO LONG BOZO!

MOST OF THIS SHIT ISNT EVEN OUT OF CONTEXT IN THESE VIDEOS; like op says in the description, probably because people were harrassing them. AND IN CONTEXT ITS STILL BAD.

BUT ITS OK, RIGHT? ITS OK IF UTS JUST A THEORY! RIGHT GUYS!?!?! ITS JUST A GAME THEORY!!!!

#matpat #transphobia #ableism #autism speaks #fnaf #tf2 #nintendo #game theory #mad dicksucking #boot licker #the cishets are at it again #trigger warning #tw transphobes #tw transphobia #tw transandrophobia #tw ableism #tw ableist language

[mildew-dread-mold]

encountered a casey mcquiston novel instagram post and there are people saying they disliked one last stop and loved red white and royal blue. and at first i was surprised and kind of upset because i have eyes and while i do love both, ols is much better written than rwrb and imo better by far.

and i think the thing is that rwrb was written for a general audience and not for queer people specifically. casey mcquiston has said in interviews that they use big tropes to prevent their novels from falling out of mainstream and i think rwrb makes this really obvious. it’s feisty and spicy and political and very, very fanfic-y. the public loves the emails and enemies to lovers and forced proximity. cmq obviously knew this and used this to their advantage.

one last stop on the other hand is fundamentally for queer comfort. personally i found that the concept of queer community is much more prevalent than the actual romance, and august and jane were both extremely compelling as queer women trying to discover themselves. i (and tumblr ols fans, from what i’ve seen) got really into the queer found family, the overwhelming support from everyone, the ultimate queer joy that is present in the book. august and janes romance is a secondary thing and even so if feels so representative of struggles in sapphic dating. a lot of us have experienced the “queer girl friendship” which feels a little more romantic than you previously thought.

so straight people read rwrb and love it because it contains themes they’re used to and already love, with the side dish of being queer, which is fine. read what you like. (also a lot of them massively fetishize mlm which is a big issue too). but ols is queer community and sapphic struggles and self discovery which is not the kind of queer romance the straights sign up for. so they say shit like how august and jane are uninteresting (false) or their romance felt forced (false) or the smut was unnecessary (people never complain about that on straight books where unnecessary smut is plentiful and boundless).

babes. straights. you are not the target audience. so respectfully, read all you want, i don’t care, but shut it. don’t be surprised when the queer comfort book for queer people doesn’t align with your straight expectations.

#is this an asshole take? idk but also idc #and btw i’m not saying straight people can’t read queer books or have opinions on queer books #in fact that’s counterproductive imo #but they need to recognize that sometimes a book is not meant for them! #and they can still enjoy it but they need to recognize that they weren’t kept in mind when it was written!!! #i am not mad that someone didn’t like a book i did like #i’m mad because they blatantly imply that they think queer books are only good #if they’re mlm and have dicksucking and forbidden love and someone is inevitably outed #rwrb #red white and royal blue #ols #one last stop #casey mcquiston #long post

[tgcg]

this is my element (+ album)

asking me to pick my fave album is like asking an orphan matron to pick her favorite baby boy

thats some weird and cruel circumstances to put upon me i feel like it changes every damn week like a rota

i mean what if my beats misbehave and i gotta put 'em in time out i cant play permanent on that theyre too cute

but yknow what i can show you one thing thats been on my mind lately

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so when i was a kid we had this skateboard vid by "element skateboards" on DVD

they were this skateboard kit slash apparel company that was all about progressivism and shit and they did these much lauded comp tapes of dudes riding around on their boards and doing the dopest of macho tricks on the shit

flipping it turnways

putting the rock in the house like a big man

we had some of their merch actually

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so anyways the one we had back then was This Is My Element

released 2007

mostly clips from cali i think and i mean the camerawork is fucking insane on some of those shots

this is gonna sound lame as fuck but i prob spent so many cumulative hours just peelin through the footage and ogling the shit outta it

that framing was tight

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so you may be asking yourself or me

dave you genuine dicksucker i asked about your fav album not your favorite sordid ass display of smooth dudes hardcore riding and grinding them boards in public dude you have a problem

ok well that wasnt a question first of all so jot that down

but anyways to THAT i say

listen to the music

the whole thing has an original soundtrack of ambient beats

got some abstract hip hop jams, got some more indie stuff, lots of acoustic sampling

HELLA underground

and basically every track minus one is done by sampler beast david p. madson AKA "odd nosdam"

dude is my hero seriously

he is the master of the beat machine i shit you not hes always been kinda my idol on this stuff

aside from bro obviously

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obviously.

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anyways he had an E-mu SP-1200 which is a really oldschool sampler invented by dave rossum in the late 80s

revolutionary to the hip hop scene

nosdam had this mega distinct sound to his music that i always wanted to replicate on my own beats

still do

i dont know for sure if he used it on T.I.M.E. but he uses some of the same samples from "vol. 9" which was exclusively SP-1200 so im gonna get a lil j’accuzi on that

it couldve been a boss dr sampler SP-202 though idk

he had one of those

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so aside from beating the shit out of the pause/resume button to flip my whole cranium at the cinematography or whatever i would also kinda play it on loop to listen to the soundtrack and space out at 2am

the lonely broner seemed to free his mind at night

ok shit broner is good but i didnt mean it like that

that was goofy lets just keep movin

it was the only way i had to listen to it back then but i mean the video is 50 mins long so its basically just an odd nosdam album with accompanying ambient skater sounds and random expletives and whatever

random car sequence

yknow what i dont think people respect enough?

the dude who catches all the "mad stunts yo" on camera

i swear to god at least half the time hes ALSO on a board and that shit is bananas to me

bros gotta be on some whole other level of zen to skate good AND catch all them glamor shots of his fellow skater

thats like an express ticket to the ER imo

the ambulance is already on the scene watching you like an eager crow watches a half dead dog

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ok gonna go ahead and lay it out flat

not great on a board myself

kinda dogshit at it actually

so maybe im not exactly an arbitrator of skateboard heinousness

but i always kinda liked watching THEM do it i mean who doesnt?

whats an even crazier layer to stack on the "dave" cake is

and dirk told me this because unfortunately it kinda happened post-2009

he would do all these collabs with one of my childhood favorite underground rappers david cohn aka serengeti

surrounded by daves left and right dude even before all the time travel horseshit

thats like

serendipitous as fuck i think!

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if sburb was just a revolving door of artists called dave that i could bump fists with

instead of other mes in various states of aliveness tending toward extremely dead

i wouldve probably given it something higher than 2 stars on my TGN review

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so yeah you ask me my favorite album its T.I.M.E. by odd nosdam i guess

bump that shit on a walk your mind will go places unknown to man

#dave strider #homestuck #comix #this is my element #the way i drew dave posing here is rly heavily inspired by askinsufferableprick btw #welcome to strider infodump hours

[r4bidcherry]

if ripaxel fans are allowed to be happy about their ship becoming canon cause it made everyone mad i should be allowed to say the same thing about caleb and wayne being finalists

cause personally as a queer man all the raj and freshtv dicksucking just cause hes gay was getting so annoying let me tell yall 💀

anyways wayne won cry about it + touch grass + get some more joy and whimsy in your life if youre really this pressed about raj not winning lmao

#total drama #total drama spoilers #total drama 2023

[shuttershocky]

Cranky because Donald Duck gets more ass than you, huh?

You fucking bet I am.

This guy casts thundaga for the fourth time that fight instead of healing me for over twenty years of Kingdom Hearts games, and when you call him out on it his fans start going "waah waaah you can set Donald to heal you more waaah just learn how to play" like damn we get it you were a nerd when you were ten and looked at the settings menu while playing Kingdom Hearts 1 but THE REST OF US think when the screen is going "Weewooweewoo you're dying" and Donald has some goddamn MP he's got to do something about it because my keyblade isn't healing me when it's stuck two and a half feet up Sephiroth's rectum.

AND THEN I go online, decades later, and see this bitch ass motherfucker whose voice sounds like the dying gurgles of my hopes and dreams gets more ass than a donkey driver, because of fucking course this dude gets laid every day of his life when he's got three nephews to make him look like a single father and an endless parade of dicksuckers who don't realize that Goofy is right fucking there

OF COURSE I am going to be just a little bit mad

#full disclaimer Donald is my favorite of Disney's characters i just love to shit on him

[deputy-buck]

Fellow Travelers yellin ep.2

I SAW THIS COMING IM SO SORRY BUT I DID I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE WOULD COME-

it's…. so fucking awful that Hawk has to see queer men able to be themselves with no issue (the 80s had their own issues don't ever think I don't know that, do not think I'm too stupid to realize how good I've got it today.)

Tim and Mary going to that function is the smartest thing Tim has done-

I TOO WOULD GRAB HAWK'S ASS LIKE THAT

ahahahahahhh the fact that Tim has 0 gay-dar is the best thing of the show.

how BIG Hawk's hand looks on tims chest at some angles

"membership's free, but the dues will kill you."

the fuck- the fuckin kisses to Tim's chest-

THE FINGERTIP KISS 'ILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE'

THEY OVER-SLEPT OF COURSE THEY DID

Mar you have to watch this there's a little black terrier just like Fem!Gene's

Mary not clapping after that dicksuck made his whole stupid homophobic speech. love her but that was dumb.

HE SHOULd HAVE NEVER LEFT THE BOOK IN HIS DESK-

Marcus is my fav so far, he's so bullheaded yet so smart about the fact that he's queer.

THE SHINE GUY REMINDS ME OF ENCINO MAN IN GEN KILL

Mama Fuller doesn't quite get it but I appreciate her being… okay… with Hawk

TIM SCARFING DOWN A SANDWICH YUHHH

Mary talks a bit too modern for me but I do like her character and her love for her job.

"maybe it is better to kill it and be finished with it." hey, Tim, that hit close to home-

HE WON'T CALL HE'S BEING STUPID

FUCK YOU SECURITY GUARD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

the party is so so so cute but it is so dumb, I agree with Hawk this was so dumb to do in the long run.

do we ever get the man's name that danced with Tim?? I love him…

Marcus getting mad at Hawk is the most,,, yes, yes take it out on that idiot. "intigrated" you fucking idiot.

a- A DRAG QUEEN???? SHE IS THE QUEEN OF DRAGGGGGG

I love Marcus and Tim's relationship already. "saw Hawk the other night" "here have all this detrimental information"

There is so much going on with Mary and her girlfriend I hate this so much.

kennykennykennykennykennykennykennykenny-

ahahha yeah fuck you Hawk's dad. "I'm sorry that you're dying. that not a single fucking soul gives a shit. and that cha didn't knock first."

THE CARS ARE MY FAVORITE IN THE WHOLE SHOW THEY'RE SO PRETTY AND PERFECT AND SOOOOO WELL MAINTAINED UGH I LOVE THEMMM

does…. does she think he's after a girl, cause he's not, mama-

"I'm home now" FUCK YOU YOU FUCK YOU HURT HIM YOU HURT HIM SO MUCH

Tim needs to get smarter about his eavesdropping

the raid and interigation of Mary and Caroline..

THE LETTER-

i… understand… why Hawk just walked in… but that had to have been so incredibly depleating for Tim's energy to see him again

….. yeah of course Mary did that…

i hate you Hawk.

ehheheeheh Marcus and ✨them✨

and i hate and love you Tim….

cry count: i didn't really ever stop so 1-

#fellow travelers #buck brawls

[saltminerising]

to people who are mad abt “bootlicker”: ok so would you like asskisser or dicksucker since u wanna get real defensive about a word definition

#yes

[basementgirlmusk]

why did the dicksucking post suddenly get mad notes whats up with that

[cyarsk52-20]

OH THE FUCKING JUDGE AND HIS LAWYERS CONFIRMED THAT TORY LANEZ HIMSELF LEAKED THAT SHIT TO AKADEMIKS?!

Of course it's two bitchy little men trying to be petty and destroy Megan thee Stallion's reputation and career.

Tory Lanez should be under the jail

Akademiks should not have this much a career with the way everyone hates him.

I am so confused

Every single thing that Megan said was confirmed. Every single thing.

I am sad that it took this much for her to be believed.

Fuck everyone who doubted her!

The hatred these idiots have for Black women is insane.

To hell with them!

I’m saying anybody with common sense would be mad Tory played them and could’ve fucked up their credibility.

Akademiks and the rest of them bloggers are dick suckers.

Imagine losing your money and reputation because you are an abuser dick sucker?

where are all the rappers that tried to ruin her life and career by just running with this shit??

your apologies need to be twice as loud as your slander

Not that is mine to forgive but you better scream your apologies, but for me I don’t want or need it yall can just go to hell for being an abuser dicksucker

@Akademiks

You should be ashamed of yourself. May God have mercy on you cause I sure won’t

#Youtube #Instagram #megan thee stallion #i’m not sad for her #i’m outraged #i’m just glad she’s in a better place now #those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #and they can go straight to hell #they will pay for their crimes #for sucking that abusers meat #I’m not sad for her #I’m outraged #I’m just glad she’s in a better place now #As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named #Those people can speak for themselves they know who they are #And they can go straight to hell #They will pay for their crimes #She went through unnecessary trauma for two years #That’s unforgivable #Next level fuckery #That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women #once again #🖕🏿daystar Peterson #annnnn boom #just like that #may all who come against black women rot #Don’t fuck with black women #If you can’t love them then at least don’t harm them #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on August 7th. #can’t wait to see that sociopath locked up on august 7th

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

if its venom ill be mad but at least its one of the four heavely dicksuck guys of equivalent significance to dizzy if its johnny ill be mad because i hate that hes one of the four heavenly dicksuck guys its not gonna be slayer and if its anybody else its just insulting to all fans

#making jam a tentpole season pass seller character would be like. maybe the worst imaginable outcome

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Who’s more pathetic; Elon Musk or weird Musk dicksuckers going ‘ACKCHUALLY, Musk is totally the one owning you libs because ur all getting mad’

I think they are equally pathetic in their own special ways

[bulldyke-rider]

Implying a woman is only mad because she can't get romantic/sexual attention is apparently not misogynistic which is interesting to me.

Like, you've brought back the ugly angry dyke stereotype with a little twist and somehow that's okay, but dicksucker is misogynistic.

Interesting. Interesting how the insult of straight women is misogynistic but the insult of lesbians isn't. Hmm.

[radfemsouthy]

okay, a LOT of radfems with bfs are hypocrites. they will rightfully get mad at lesbians for calling them dicksuckers and all derogatory names but then make fun of women who are in toxic relationships like girl that would’ve been you if you didn’t read any feminist books have some sympathy stfu

Reading feminist books also doesn’t guarantee that a woman won’t be abused by a man.

Patriarchy is that insidious.

I agree, the infighting is honestly tiring and does nothing for female solidarity.

#radblr #ask

[batteredwarriorstillstanding]

Who is sending me information about Witchcraft now? I actually know far more about it than I ever decided I need to learn, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. Fair warning...I know a lot more about shit like that than most people and have some very set-in-stone opinions on the subject...I will never force anyone to hear them....I assume that, in the event someone is going to involve themselves in something like that, they would first learn at least a little about the larger truths that surround the subject...I won't insult anyone's intelligence by pretending otherwise, but....it isn't a game. Let's put it that way. Also, I am not a narcissist (cuz you have to score 22 on the anti-social personality test to be classified as such....I am only a 16. You'd be cool with me babysitting your kids for up to 3 minutes.lol) Seriously, though....when I "cut people off forever," it is RARELY a manipulation tactic (but has been, at times) Usually what happens is I just become intensely pissed off at a friend's fucking shitty ass behavior....such as when a certain someone was thinking it'd be cool to throw me under the bus to aid her position with someone else, despite my having gone outbof my way to be extra cool to her for months (to make up for some awful shit I did prior, but STILL) then, actually escalated things when I brought it up....so, did I use finality language when we got onto it? Yeah....but, I totally meant it at the time. The only thing i wanted her to be "manipulated" into doing was shutting her fuckin' dicksucker....I am still mad, in fact, but, this is just a recent, comparatively very mild chapter in our novel...I'll get over it, probably. Then, I sort of used it while communicating with the Deity that Rules this Blog, but I had already admitted that I only do that to try force a response. Would it be neat if I had the stones to say "what the fuck ever, I fucking begged you to basically make a presence and acknowledge my status as a breathing mammal for months and you not only didn't, JUST FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT...you threw in the most infuriatingly lame excuses and reasons for your not doing so sooner...then, you'd talk shit about me whenever I suggested leaving entirely...and I would stay, but you still wouldn't budge. Well, guess what, Hon? Now, you can fuck right on off, how does that sound?" That would actually be great, but everyone knows it ain't happening. In the unlikely event of a months or years down the road opportunity...I would take it, no question. But, anyway...happy living.

[guava-jarritos]

you are a dicksucker female dicksucker not lesbian die mad

….. as much as I love them, I never said I was a lesbian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Y’all have so much bitterness in your hearts, I really hope you get better soon and get to experience joy and peace

#this user is most likely from that biphobia post and can only ask on anon because I already blocked them 😂😂😂 #I love to see it #‘‘you are a dicksucker’’ factually correct 😂😂 #I do suck a mean dick #I get only 10/10 reviews #have you been told you have the best head in the world? #😇😇😇

[pregnantsecondo]

I made a post about how the absence of my father and his love in my life causes me to project my want for that comfort onto fictional men who even remotely share a single trait of his, and y’all tag it with people?

Ok good job, that was the intention lol :)

#not mad #it seems like I am in the beginning I’m not #go on #tag it with idk jimmy dicksucker for all I care