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francepittoresque · 11 months
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BRÈVE | De l'appauvrissement du vocabulaire voici un siècle ➽ https://bit.ly/Appauvrissement-Vocabulaire En 1925, un chroniqueur des « Annales politiques et littéraires » s’indigne, non sans humour, de l’appauvrissement du vocabulaire de ses contemporains, observant avec consternation leur propension à employer avec une déconcertante facilité les mots « truc » ou « machin » au lieu de s’ingénier à puiser dans la richesse de la langue française... Paresse ? Manque d’éducation ?
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jac-zap · 11 months
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jac-zap - Machine spermatique du Dr Lestar - juin 2023
Après la perte irrémédiable par le feu de la machine à insémination du Dr Ferdinand Strauss, d’autres savants animés par la même obsession continuèrent la recherche dans le secret de leur laboratoire. De toutes les machines qui furent inventées, celle du Dr Lestar, éminent sexologue plusieurs fois primés au concours Lépine pour ses modèles de sex-toys orthopédiques, attira l’attention des spécialistes en 1919. Nommée sobrement « machine spermatique », elle était conçue pour déposer en mode continu le sperme d’un donneur dans le plus grand nombre de femmes et ainsi palier à la chute vertigineuse de la natalité.
Après l’effroyable boucherie de la guerre de 1914-1918 où de très nombreux hommes perdirent la vie, il était nécessaire de compenser le manque de géniteurs pour satisfaire les veuves en surnombre qui désiraient ardemment contribuer à repeupler la France.
Cette machine se composait de 3 parties :
--Un siège sur lequel était solidement attaché, par des courroies de cuir, un homme jeune et robuste choisi pour la quantité et la qualité de son sperme.
--La machine pneumatique qui assurait l’aspiration, la compression et le jet final
--La patiente étendue dans une pose lascive à même de susciter sans fin le désir du donneur.
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quinnfebrey · 3 months
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annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened
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mxmollusca · 4 months
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fear me
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monsoon-of-art · 10 months
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bumblebeebats · 7 months
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"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great
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whaledocboi · 4 months
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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be
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sufficientlylargen · 7 months
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mo-mode · 4 months
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I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable
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variousqueerthings · 8 months
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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
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itsybitsybatsyspider · 8 months
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i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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francepittoresque · 11 months
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16 juin 1929 : mort du cinéaste Alfred Machin ➽ http://bit.ly/Alfred-Machin Au nombre des pionniers du cinéma, Alfred Machin débute comme reporter photographe puis fonde son propre studio de cinéma à Bruxelles, exerce au sein du service cinématographique des armées, puis s’essaie à la réalisation de courts-métrages comiques avant de se spécialiser dans le film animalier
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muppetsnoopy · 5 months
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they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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szollibisz · 5 months
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finally made a little zine from all the photos i took of various wires and machines and pylons and etc
this was sooo fun i need to get it printed
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anthropophageartist · 6 months
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danger
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tikkunolamresistance · 4 months
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As a heads up, the Western propaganda machine is going to be much worse. Now that there's confirmation that South Africa are preparing to take Britain and the United States to the International Court of Justice (ICJ) for complicity in the State of Israel’s war crimes and genocide on Gaza- we think that it's important to note that it's almost like clockwork that the propaganda machine will skyrocket with new anti-Palestinian resistance defamation and unfounded allegations levied to further hostility within our already divided communities.
Read more on South Africa's proposal here:
News sourced from Anadolu Ajansı.
It’s a no-brainer that we’ll see a sharp rise in pro-Israel propaganda, and it’s highly likely that there’ll be a crackdown on pro-Palestinian and anti-Zionist rallying. You see, the Capitalist hegemony is almost ridiculously predictable once you figure out how it functions and operates; the historical cycle of committing atrocities and subsequently excusing themselves with absurd lies of brainwashing propaganda. The United States and United Kingdom will certainly not take kindly to South Africa's intention to charge them in this international lawsuit- thus they will need a retaliation that gains more favour for them from the general public.
Expect more confounded accusations of antisemitism and Jew-hatred imposed on celebrities, organisations, journalists, even nations. Expect more fascist laws passed to silence Palestinian resistance support, and more Islamophobic fear-mongering.
Propaganda is not always easy to spot and deconstruct, so be sure to stay vigilant and think critically in context of current events. However the Imperial core are growing weaker, with such incredible numbers, millions of people, showing support to Palestine internationally- we are no longer easily fooled by their usual tactics. In the putrid face of propaganda, the Palestinian resistance persists.
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