#ma’am. MA’AM

[butch--dean]

“There’s tremendous opportunity for penetration and growth” did we really just say this in the company wide all hands meeting

#ma’am. ma’am #🤨

[greelin]

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*

#the verbal and physical abuse……… ma’am #did not realize you had an I Don’t Recall permit. pass. whatever

[ato-dato]

Here he is. It’s him. And he’s not gonna sell you his books.

#didn’t really like the name but didn’t have the heart to change it #he’s gonna have to walk around with a goofy ass name #sorry ma’am #good omens #good omens aziraphale #good omens season 2 #reverse au #Vinylatte #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #human aziraphale #good omens au #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #reference sheet #character sheet

[liesmultixxx]

“Why did you leave me?”

can you hear me crying?

the way annabeth thought percy had abandoned her like everyone else

… girl he fell into tartarus for you, he would never leave you

NEVER

rick was evil for that

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo universe #riordanverse #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth is percabething #percy x annabeth #annabeth and percy #pjo hoo #hoo #heroes of olympus #house of hades #hoh #house of hades book #when i tell you i actually cried for like an hour after i read this passage #RICK THIS WAS SO EVIL OF YOU #annabeths fear of abandonment really kicked in here #ma’am he would never do that #his fatal flaw is loyalty #he is LOYAL TO YOU #you’re the love of his life annabeth #ffs #be so fr #screaming crying throwing myself against a wall

[eilahtte]

Introducing Professor Dimitrescu 😈

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil #re8 fanart #my artwork #dark academia #re8 village #ma’am #of course you can step on me professor

[qaey]

kipperlily copperkettle getting mad at the people who are able to overcome the broken system instead of getting mad at the system itself is making my blood boil

#no i’m not caught up why do you ask :) #but like ma’am half of the bad kids DIED they aren’t being like spoiled #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #kipperlily copperkettle

[moonlightdancer26]

Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

*****

“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

*****

“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

*****

As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

*****

Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

*****

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

*****

“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

#what if i told you snape had that dawg in him #snape outrunning a hippogriff has to be the most iconic thing anyone has ever done #like it’s actually insane how jkr expected us to just get over that #like ma’am #he just #outran #a HIPPOGRIFF #without even harming it #keep in mind that he just killed the only person who knew of his loyalties and was a 36 year old guy #he does all this crazy shit with such casuality #anyway i’ll never move on from that bc my fave just casually outran a hippogriff???? what has YOUR fave achieved in life?? #he is such a little shit i love him sm #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[liyazaki]

still thinking about this lady’s solemn, stoic approach to committing acts of lesbianism.

#ma’am: may the p*$$y be plentiful & the d*ck$ (literal & figurative) be few #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv amc #again i scream into the abyss: #sapphic lestat where art thou #come ruin my life already #what about queue pete?

[ghaniatreides]

katniss: i accept the responsibility of the mockingjay

coin: yes, with gale as the perfect new love interest?

katniss:

#like ma’am this is the first long distance she’s ever done with peeta #why are you testing her mental state like that?? she just lost her soulmates she’s in denial about to a tyrant using him #as a way to psychologically torture her cause his situationship left him bitter #it’s a delicate situation please be more cautious!! #katniss everdeen #alma coin #peeta mellark #gale hawthorne #thg #the hunger games #catching fire #mockingjay #suzanne collins

[143bc]

#leave me weak in the knees #lena luthor #katie mcgrath #yes ma’am

[risestarkiss]

Rise Ramblings #359

*dials* Hello? Police? Yes, I'd like to report a complete savage on the loose.

#Yes I think I’ve witnessed at least two murders. #Yes Ma’am. There’s burns. #Burns everywhere! #You want me to describe the suspect? #Ok. He’s dark green with long arms and legs... #He got purple knee pads on... #He got on a purple durag with some fat drawn on black eyebrows... #And he’s got bombastic side eye. #…Yes. Yes I can hold. #starkiss ramblings #rise analysis #rottmnt analysis #character analysis #Donatello Ramblings #rise don #rise donnie #rise donatello #donatello hamato #rottmnt donatello #donatello #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt2018 #tmnt 2k18 #tmnt 2018 #save rottmnt #unpause rottmnt

[weirdsociology]

Y’ALL i was in the elevator at work and an older woman got in with me, looked me up and down and said, “i just can’t tell you how nice it is to see a young lady with her nose in a real book instead of her phone for once”

which, ew on a lot of levels, but it’s work and an elevator so of course i nodded and said something noncommittal like “gosh thank you” as she got out on her floor

the book in question?

#💀💀💀💀💀💀 #i was DYING inside #ma’am i DO NOT THINK this toxic yaoi hea fanfic of dorothy dunnett is what you had in mind!!!!! #captive prince #i got in my office and closed the door and laughed and laughed #cs pacat #the power of ~~reading~~

[caliphoria17]

HOLY MOTHER OF—

#Could she be any more seductive? #MA’AM THIS IS A WENDY’S #It’s the eyes. IT’S THE EYES. And maybe also the smirk #Also the shoulders and arms #You know what? IT’S THE WHOLE DAMN PACKAGE #Special Ops: Lioness #Aaliyah x Cruz #Special Ops: Lioness spoilers #Aaliyah Amrohi #Stephanie Nur #SOL edit #SN edit #My edit

[the-meghan-m]

Every time I rewatch “Detour,” I’m taken aback by practical skeptic Dana Scully, M.D., eating the first unidentified wild berries she comes across

#ma’am that’s mulder behavior #but also I like how her brush with death makes her more adventurous not less #also don’t worry this just popped into my head #I didn’t skip two seasons lol #the x files #x files #mulder #msr #scully #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #detour

[pandoraslxna]

Oh she wanna be my gf so bad 🫦

#the side eye giving me butterflies fr #ma’am please #avatar frontiers of pandora

[marisatomay]

tom brady is so funny because he could have retired last season at a nice height while everyone in sports was out there sucking his dick calling him the GOAT but nooooooooooo he had to throw a fit and renege on his retirement to play one more season because some sports journalist on twitter broke that he was retiring before he could say it himself and now look at him. his hot supermodel wife left him, he had a losing record, lost the wildcard game, choked so badly in his final game in front of tom cruise that cruise left early, everyone knows he’s a little bitch, his team hates him, gronk already retired, and he’s stuck announcing his retirement via a front facing direct to camera video on twitter. the eagles are back in the super bowl. couldn’t have scripted it better myself. mwah.

#shout out especially to gisele and that curse she put on him i love you ma’am i’m free tuesday any tuesday pick a tuesday #i’m such a fan of your work #included the tom cruise thing because i saw video on twitter of cruise leaving that game early and i almost threw up i was laughing so hard #buddy of mine said it would be funny if cruise’s presence at that game was the lynchpin in gisele’s curse #like him being there sucked the last of life out of brady #One Tom To Rule Them All as it were #it’s all extremely funny to the collective #anyway go birds