#lynn rambles

[lynnlovesthestars]

Sorry I don't see enough people talking about how hot Halsin is while he's confronting kagha.. like please scream at me daddey

#bg3 halsin #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate halsin #halsin #daddy halsin #halsin bg3 #lynn rambles

[bitchin-beskar]

THE WHAT NOW AU???

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE

OK OK OK

so the premise is that reader and Paz have been friends their whole lives, but kind of drifted apart in high school/beginning of college bc of reader’s boyfriend’s jealousy

(she was trying to make him happy and not jealous so she stops seeing Paz as much which just breaks her heart but she craves the tiny bits of affection she gets from her boyfriend so she suffers in silence)

and then they get into a fight bc of something related to Paz (maybe he picks her up from a bar when she’s drunk and her bf didn’t answer his phone?) and they argue and she breaks up with him

except they’re still in college and she was living in an apartment with her now ex so she’s basically homeless

so ofc Paz offers for her to live with him, and she moves in right away BUT shortly after this whole mess she finds out her parents (who are assholes) have been stealing from her college fund so she now has to chose between paying rent or finishing her degree

but obviously Paz isnt gonna let her do that but she refuses to just be a freeloader cause her pride won’t let her do that, and she keeps insisting she has to pay him back somehow

and I haven’t decided which sport Paz plays yet bc one thing I am NOT is a sports girlie so idk but he plays sports at the college and that plus classes is rlly stressful, so he ends up suggesting that as a way to help him relax, she (aka her body) can be his stress relief

and ofc she’s basically had a crush on Paz most of her life so it’s not like she’s gonna turn the offer down and so they enter into a roommate agreement where instead of paying rent she just follows one rule:

She lets him do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

(Obviously there’s been kink negotiations and other stuff too but there’s not much she’s not willing to do)

there’s so much to explore with this au and I welcome any and all ideas/thots to help me expand upon this 😏

#asks #mutuals and friends #lynn rambles #paz vizsla #paz vizsla x reader #may is an enabler and I love her #❤️❤️ #college!athlete!roommate!paz

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realized recently that when i write keefitz it’s always keefe who is terribly horrendously in love first and then i realized it’s always keefe who is terribly horrendously in love first in ANY keefe ship even in canon because he is simply. Like That

#lynn rambles #keefe sencen #tbh i think one of my core keefitz theses is like. fitz is a romantic but keefe is the one falling in love w everyone around him u get me

[lynndoublelegacy]

splosh

*sputters*

#this ask is from #checks date #february #.....sorry #lynn rambles

[7medianeras]

this album's sooo good... like, this is her sound. very polished production. a showcase of superb vocals. lyrically and artistically sophisticated. love the mix of 2000s r&b and pop...

#music #album #lynn rambles #eternal sunshine #ariana grande

[lynn-the-moose]

*lays down on the floor*

You know what would be awesome?

If after The Owl House finale, @danaterrace wrote 'fanfiction' for all the plot threads that got cut.

#the owl house #dana terrace #toh discussion #lynn rambles #i think it would be pretty cool anyway #plus imagine the fan content these theoretical fanfictions could spawn #imagine morningmark making comics of these fanfictions! #i just realized ive been posting a lot of toh stuff lately...

[alynnl]

The new desktop update just hit me, and I have to say, I'm not a fan.

#Lynn rambles #Tumblr commentary #dash commentary #Thanks I hate it </3

[astronomicalflowers]

PSA: I finally figured out my type for sports that I like; anything that appears powerful and has intricate rituals

#not to sound too much like sidney crosby but.. i think it's mostly the rituals #f1 #hockey #mag #lynn rambles #also. did i figure this out solely bc i was standing next to a pro gymnast preparing the parallel bars for his routine for 5mins? perhaps. #that shit was fascinating tho ngl

[blackholelynn]

Why have I not approached my writing as though I'm spinning my blorbo on a pottery wheel and slapping words on there like clay haphazardly, enjoying the process as I go???

Like I want to assure everyone that follows me for my writing that I HAVE been writing, it's just all meticulous outlining and I'm coming to the conclusion that like...I don't always gotta do that. I'm doing too much, I just gotta let that shit flow from my brain and fix it later

And I came to this conclusion because I found an abandoned Spock x Reader fic I wrote in 2020 that stayed in the dredges of my Google drive. And it was good! Like a bit sloppy with the pacing, but that can be fixed! Why am I spending hours upon hours outlining, spending all my energy on the structure with nothing to show after because I get bored and move on before I start writing?? Like I was even outlining my one shots 😭 WHY WAS I DOING THAT??

Idk, that's why my requests are so pitifully, painfully backed up. Like I have made documents for every request I've gotten and have yet to write them because I KEPT GETTING STUCK ON OUTLINING. Why did I not trust myself to just have the general gist and go from there?? I've been writing for 8-10 years, I understand narrative structure well enough that I shouldn't have spent so much time holding my own hand through the story process, ESPECIALLY when it's going to be 5k-10k or maybe even less for my one shots. I need to trust myself more, I am slowly realizing in the past month or two that I apparently have no faith in my own abilities but DAMN IT I CAN DO STUFF 😤💕 I BELIEVE IN MYSELF

#this was a messy ramble but i just recently came to this conclusion driving home from work this morning #like it hit me like a truck as I was sitting in construction #an aha moment! a moment that told me to take myself less seriously #just have fun wit it like i used to when i wrote all. the. time #lynn rambles

[theycallmelynn]

TBH I wish there was a way to be inspired by things without making it obvious but also making someone with keen enough eyes able to go "ha this person was inspired by this specifically!"

I often get assumptions that I am inspired by something I haven't played. is super paper mario actually niche

#text #lynn rambles

[lynnlovesthestars]

Today I went n followed some of the ppl that follow me here n I completely forgot this is not my primary blog-- welp I hope whoever saw the follow recognized me xD

#im a dumb bitch #with love #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #lynn rambles

[bitchin-beskar]

Okay bur do you have any thots over monster!Soap, cause monster!ghost gets a lot of love, but soap deserves some of that too 🫣

oooh, so I've got a Venom!Soap ask in my inbox from @mysticalgalaxysalad that I'm gonna get to later, but I definitely have some thots/thoughts over monster!Soap (a couple different types actually!)

Werewolf!Soap

I feel like lycanthropy fits Soap really really well. I think during leave or other situations that aren't life and death (and even some that are), Soap is very much like an excitable german shepard. He's definitely strong and can be scary, but also goofy and silly, and so I feel this translates really well to werewolf!Soap. He's already a pretty big guy but his wolf form is fucking massive holy shit. He absolutely puts the fear of god into the 141's enemies when he shifts, although I feel he does it sparingly because as strong and deadly as he is as a wolf, shifting does not happen to include his tac gear or kevlar, so he's more vulnerable that way. He absolutely transforms and plays fetch and goes for "walks" with you around base because if he doesn't shift frequently enough, it can become very painful for him. It's kind of hilarious to see a huge fucking wolf bounding around a military base, and more than one rookie has fainted thinking they're seeing a hellhound or some other demonic creature. If we're going down the horny thots route, I think that the heightened hearing and sense of smell absolutely play a role. Yes it helps on the battlefield, but when you've got a boyfriend who can smell when you're fertile and aroused, and can hear your heart rate pick up when he's nearby, you're never gonna know a moment's peace. Going off the whole scent thing, Soap absolutely has a thing about you smelling like him. Thankfully he doesn't 'mark' his territory like an actual dog (you would very probably murder him), but he's constantly putting you in his clothes, hugging you when he's all sweaty and gross from training, and he's got this fascination with coming inside you and anything that drips out gets smeared across your thighs and rubbed into your skin. Maybe it's a little weird, but you kind of like it. Yes, doggy is his favorite position, do not tease him about it because he can and will make sure you're unable to walk for a week. You've also never fucked Soap in his wolf form, because holy fuck he's so huge he might literally tear you in half, but that doesn't mean you don't sometimes think about it.

Vampire!Soap

Okay, so I would probably normally vibe with Vampire!Ghost, but I think Soap works really well as a vamp too. Whereas with Ghost I think he fits the vibes of more the monstrous beings a la Nosferatu that just look off and that's what scares people, I think for Soap he's the kind of vampire that is stunningly gorgeous and hypnotising and that's why he draws you in. It's kind of funny sometimes because he gets so offended by some of the stereotypes ("Of-feckin-course the cross isn't gonna ward me off, I'm a bloody vampire, nah the feckin Devil!") but for the most part he acts completely human. He's not particularly pale, his eyes aren't red, and his teeth at first glance look normal. But when he's fighting and goes into a bloodlust, that's when people start being scared of him. He's arguably the more deadly one between him and Ghost, because you tend to stay away from Ghost, but Soap draws you in, until you realize it's too late. Also, you find out in your relationship that while he can (and usually does) live off bagged blood, fresh tastes so much better, and when you offer to let him drink from you, the both of you learn another little interesting tidbit about his vampirism, something he was unaware of. Vampires secrete a kind of venom from their fangs that acts like a calming agent in animals but in humans acts as an aphrodisiac. After all, it's hard to get a good meal when said meal is fighting for their life, so vampires evolved to come up with a way to get around it, but knowledge is mostly lost because of vampire blood banks. The first time the two of you discovered it, you both descended into a haze of lust and desire that didn't lift for two whole days. The rest of the team was concerned when they hadn't heard from you both in 24 hours, but Ghost's the one to figure out what the two've you have done.

Eldritch Horror!Soap

So, this is a bit more ambiguous, because... you know... eldritch horror with emphasis on the eldritch, but I personally vibe with a kind of strange, shadow-demonesque type of being for Soap. With his proclivity for pyrotechnics, the whole demon aspect fits really well, and the shadow part fits for him as a sniper. Basically, he has a habit of scaring the absolute shit out of everyone on base by just melting into the shadows and peering out with eyes that glint red in the right lighting. Everyone thinks that Ghost is the one to be scared of, and they wouldn't be wrong, but once you've been startled by a Scotsman's drawl coming from the shadowy area in the back of the kitchen near the fridge when you could've sworn you were alone, you realise Simon 'Ghost' Riley is not the only one to be frightened of. Soap has some basic shadow travel abilities which is a huge boon in the field, but his favorite power has to be shadow manipulation. He's able to use shadows as an extension of himself, which is fantastic for pranks, but also really really good for teasing the everloving shit outta you. The first time he did it during a briefing, letting the tendrils of shadows trace over your thighs and against the soft skin under your shirt. You're able to hold your composure admirably, but you yell at him for it later. It does nothing to deter him. In fact, it might've made things worse. Don't even get me started on him fucking you with his shadows. He doesn't need to get your clothes off for that, and it's a fun way for him to pass the time if you're in a position or situation that wouldn't otherwise allow for some fun. You tell him that you hate it and that he needs to stop, but he always retorts that the two of you have safe words for a reason and you really don't have a response to that (because goddamnit you don't actually hate it as much as you say you do. Everyone is terrified of you as a consequence of you being with Soap, because they're well aware of why his missions are classified (aka, the violence level is beastly, far more so than even many military men can stomach) and the fact that you know that and still said "ok but I wanna fuck him" scares the shit out of people.

#monster!soap #anon #anon ask #ask #asked and answered #headcanons #lynn rambles #thots #thots about monster!soap #smut #18+

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#lynn rambles #btw none of the adults are on here bc they're ALL bisexual. might make another one w them though #ALSO tam & marella aren't on here because they r gay & also i couldnt fit both of them. sorry #kotlc

[lynndoublelegacy]

was yr pfp ever a deathclaw, I feel like it was a deathclaw at one point

given I had to google what that was

no it has not!

#i am not a fallout gal #my pfps have for the most part been tabletop characters of mine #atm it's my bean Oleander Hunt but they usually go by Ander #and occasionally Ollie #when I first started this blog it was my asshole aasimar monk Ashe Wednesday #and there was a stint where i was really into heartless that I was a pride-flag Murphy the Cat for pride month #people still have those pfps I made floating around #lynn rambles

[solarwoniii]

LYNN??? MA’AM?? hold on… do you know some rlly rlly good links by any chance 👀 i lowkey need more hee and won links.. BUT I DEF DON’T MIND WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS TOO! ngl but its lowkey hard to find jay and hoon ones for some reason 😶

OH BABE I GOT YOU nsfw links !! minors do not click

heeseung bxb (the guy looks just like him im going insane)

heeseung+ fingering

jay fucking a doll

those are the only labelled ones i know BUT i have some that i believe fit the members very well which i will share for u ♡

how i think sunghoon wld suck ur tits

uhmm no words just bf jungwon

uhmm no words just bf jay

jake fucking you as rough as he wants 😨

hee touching you for the first time :((( so cute

fluffy subby sex w/ sunoo :((

jungwon trying to be rough (hes trying his best pretend for him babe)

sunghoon. thats it thats the sentence

heeseung forcing a vibrator onto you when you've misbehaved

(ugh i cant find like anything for sunoo istg pls help with the sunoo drought people)

#💌; lynn rambles ! #💭askbox ! #moots ; nana 💗 #🥰🥰🥰 enjoy babe #enhpyen #enhypen smut #enhypen #enhypen hard hours #enhypen jungwon smut #jungwon enhypen smut #enhypen heeseung #heeseung #lee heeseung #heeseung smut #enhypen heeseung smut #jake #sim jake #sim jaeyun #jake enhypen #jake enhypen smut #jake smut #jake sim smut #jay #jay park #park jay #park jongseong #jay smut #jay enhypen #jay enhypen smut #jongseong smut

[7medianeras]

i'm once again begging for an editorial fashion taehyung in famous cunty freddie mercury outfits... imagine him wearing those popcorn shorts, yes i'm talking about the striped suspenders freddie wore on stage in 1976. i would drop dead on the floor.

#or the red prawn suit?? taehyung would rock that. slayover indeed. #i've alr gone insane over those Love Me Again mv outfit bec that's so david bowie-inspired #and in my head th & bowie are related idc #he did that for us. #lynn rambles #taehyung