Linda: Now, how many women have you kissed?
Sheila: Very few.
Linda: But you offered me a kiss. Why?
Sheila: Such a foolish reason, I'm afraid. I just wanted to kiss you.
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he is so drunk girl at a party "you should dump your boyfriend" coded.
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Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD
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Nostalgic mood.
Singapore. December, 2019.
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Wait a minute…papa Tom doesn’t seem too hostile towards Nathalie. Or at least she doesn’t seem nervous/blackmailed. Does Tom not know her past allegiances or…is there an alliance in play?
Viceroy employs many in his arsenal, and as far as Nathalie is concerned, Tom is a coworker. :)
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Casillero del Diablo lança o primeiro vinho de baixa caloria
Belight é a mais nova opção leve e refrescante da marca, e está disponível em duas cepas: Rosé e Sauvignon Blanc
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i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he'll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain't fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).
but if his rival-in-question is karlach...
he tells you that he hopes you'll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn't want her to get hurt :`)
meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she'll also start out quite sweet...
and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁
"She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her." 😂
in sum: they're frands, your honor
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Raise your motherfucking glasses !! 🥂
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