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marchsisterjo · 3 months
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I just love hufflepuffs so much they're just so kind and bright and wonderful and they're just the ideal bsf honestly like <3 u don't know true platonic love till u meet a hufflepuff
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junipermonkey · 1 year
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CHERRY WINE
REMUS LUPIN
Summary: Remus follows his crush into the room on requirement
Remus lupin one shot, hozier, fluff, angst, Remus being in love, he falls first and harder, just fun little romanticizing
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
    So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
    So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Remus nimbled on his already abused fingertips. The orange beams of light hitting him in the golden affair of the day. The outside corridors inhabited by a group of boys settled on the ledges on the piazza of Hogwarts. I should say this to her, write her something. No. A grind of his teeth and locked tight fist. Bitter trepidation of his mind, battles with the perturbation of his heart.
Anastasia on the other hand was not spending her Thursday contemplating and romanticizing sonnets. She was livid and drawn with a vexed attitude. Storming her way through the open-aired corridor with a miffed expression and shoulders pulled close to her body.
“Is it that time of the month Fox?” Sirius teased watching her come down the hall towards the four boys. Anastasia snapped her head in the direction of the cocky boy she hadn't noticed before. Halting her journey in front of the four and pointing her finger in the direction of the insolent teen.
“I am gonna take a knife and gut you like a fish. Huh, did you here that I fucking gut you and those bloody Hufflepuffs.” And with that threatening comment she continued her driven route into the school.
Anastasia had offered her help to the overwhelmed Lily the week before. The redhead had been juggling taking extra classes, doing all of the prefect duties because of her less than contributive partner, and with the head boy and girl of that year who had put all the tasks on the younger ones. She was troubled beyond belief. In one of her agitated rants to the girls she had mentioned having to plan a mural that the first year Gryffindors were meant to paint along with the other houses. Anastasia had kindly taken the task from Lily.
She was only now regretting it on today of all days. A day she just wanted to get through to keep herself busy to ward off the forlorn thoughts warping her mind. The Hufflepuff prefects had taken all of the yellow paint provided to Gryffindor for the mural. Now she was left to figure out how to help the eleven year olds paint a red lion next to the already finished house murals and then face Lily’s wrath when she sees it.
“Is it weird that kind of did something to me, got a full semi right now.” Sirius asked, watching his friends turn to him with disgusted expressions.
Remus took himself off the perched position of the railing standing tall, using the thin poetry book and smacking Sirius in the head, not bothering to hold on to it. Letting the book fall onto the flinched boy's chest. He rushed off in the direction of Anastasia.
“What, so I'm the bad guy? I can't help that. It's a natural bodily reaction.” Sirius yelled out only to be ignored by Remus. Throwing his hands up and turning to James. “Am I the bad guy Prongs?”
“I still don’t know how you get girls.” James said, shaking head in disbelief and continuing on in his quidditch playthroughs.
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The alarm and hesitation in Remus’s head was loud. He didn’t know what he was doing chasing after her, he didn’t know what he would do when he would find her. Though flexing his hands and legs staggering with his natural reaction of returning, retreating had sent in, he continued on. Telling himself he would just see if she was all right, that was all. And so he followed in suit only catching up to see her slipping through an unfamiliar door.
Anastasia’s back to the door, her body sitting in the middle of a huge trampoline inside a room equal in size to the great hall. The room was decorated in detailed architecture similar to Hogwarts' large pillars, only more embellished with lions, eagles, badgers, and snakes carved into the stone, surrounding them were rock flowers and pictures of nature. The windows, only shown on one side of the walls built with stained glass hues of reds, oranges, and blues dancing on Anastasia’s billowy white shirt. The windows painted stories of wizards Merlin and Arthur. Tales of the sacred 28 and the founders of Hogwarts.
It was a beautiful and confusing sight, one that needed to be breathed in, looked at through the microscope of a photo but Remus was only given a moment before the sight grew in beauty, her face.
“Lupin?”
“I um.” He let his confusion grow. A trampoline in Hogwarts? “I just wanted to see if you were all right.” His whispers could be heard through the silence and echo of the empty room.
Anastasia watched him, if Remus had been any closer he would have seen the surprise in her eyes. “I’m just a little miffed is all.”
He flexed his hands. “I could beat up Sirius.” He smiled. I made her laugh. Her giggles ricochet through the room into his ears.
“No, no. Sirius’s comments though stupid isn’t really the cause for my….” Her mouth opened and closed and a shrug was her answer. Depression felt dramatic, anger wasn’t the right word and frustration she crude in the subject of her feelings.
Remus nodded he understood the strife of choosing the words to describe the complexity of your feeling layers and all. There was a pause in their stares, maybe a moment to think or just to observe.
“Come here.” She whispered and so he did, moving to climb onto the trampoline. “Nooo take off your shoes first.” And he did, fumbled with the laces of the muggle sneakers placing them next to her toppled over ones and a straight line.
Anastasia leaned over stretching her arm out to help him on, though he didn’t need it. Maybe it was her way of telling him to sit closer not wanting to say it, to speak her want of his proximity into words.
They sat in silence, legs crossed. The silence was not deafening for Remus; it was more comforting the room, her presence surprisingly and the domestic feeling of it all. For Anastasia it compelled her to think to speak once more. 
“It's my fathers birthday today.” She was surprised herself she admitted it. It sounded so normal without context, a positive connotation of the words that depressed her greatly.
“Oh.” Remus was confused again. Did she miss him alot or something? 
“How are your parents?” Was this the reply he should have given he didn’t know but judging by the fast movement of Anastasia head turning to look at him it was not.
“My parents are dead, Lupin.” She said it in a way as if she felt bad for him and not herself, like she was not the victim but the bearer of bad news. Oh something.
“I’m so sor-” He looked horrified but she cut him off before he could say the words she had heard far too many times.
“It's alright. I just… thought everyone knew. Especially you.” Of course Anastasia had assumed he knew, she had seen him the day of, hell he had been a house down from it. Remus lowered his head in guilt. 
He remembered her parents well, his own stories of Anastasia’s father and him. A man he had seen in all his dazzling glory and  a shiny picture of him etched into his mind. Her mother a scary woman in her natural intimidation only to reveal her kind nature. He remembers looking at the couple and imagining himself having that kind of love, no burden son to take care of, or unspoken problems, just pure love.
“It’s kind of nice to know that's not what everyone thinks of me.” Anastasia whispered. It was nice, she knew the pitiful stares and the apologies.
 
She remembers her first year well, her scars much more striking. She remembers her eleven year old self theorizing all the possibilities into why Remus didn’t want to be her friend anymore, at first it was because he had boy friends now and was embarrassed, and then it was that he no longer recognized her because of the scars now but that was quickly ruled out in her name have been called in the hat ceremony. And then she settled on that he had known what had happened that night and feared her.
Anastasia stood up beckoning him up and holding out her hands which he took kindly. Anastasia started first but with their bound hands Remus followed in suit. The sight was childish for the tall teen and the grown girl. Flying in the air and a plunge into the fluid fabric. The room was loud now, heaving breaths, metal springs contracting, giggles from the two when they would fall into each other or slip with the smoothness of their socks, and the loudest of all their heartbeats. 
The jumping continued for how long the two didn’t know but thought of self doubt and fear of the unknown had fled. And grave thoughts of past and frustration of minuscule problems were breathed out through laughter.
And now the panting was loud. The fast rising and falling of chests layed next to one another in the now dim room, the lighting gave only blue hues on their faces. The catching of breath gave them time to indulge in the ceiling. It was painted similar to the ones of Italian churches. Angles, demons, harpies, serpents, gods and lovers.
“I found this room second year.” A pause. “I was crying and it showed me a trampoline.” There was a joking manner in her tone about how silly a trampoline is what a crying girl needs. Remus understood now too caught up to realize this was the Room of Requirements.
Her words held a serious thought in them. “You shouldn’t go exploring this room though. There's things that will just make you sad and tell lies.” She recalled her second year well also how she would sneak into this room for another reason then the play of the trampoline but an object that held her victim as well.
“I’ve only ever read about it.” Remus whispered so close to her ear.
Anastasia smiled at his words. “Well of course you have the bestest of friends, you don’t need a silly room.”
Remus didn’t understand what she had meant. “Don’t you have Lily, Mary, Marlene, Alice even?”
Anastasia pursed her lips for a moment. How was she to word this? It felt rude to the girls and the impact they have on her. “I adore the girl but we don’t talk about anything serious or at least I don’t….” He turned to look at her now, her side profile close to his own. Remus could feel the stray strands of her hair underneath his turned cheek.
“Well who do you talk to?” Remus hadn’t given himself the time to think before he spoke; his words were not meant to call her out, only curiosity plaguing his intent.
“Suppose there's a reason why this room is always open to me.” The paradox in her words was strong.
It was funny the door had stayed open for Remus as if it knew he was required in Anastasia’s need in her moment of weakness. 
The October day was one remembered by Remus well. It gave him humility to the romanticized idea he had of Anastasia in his mind. And though this a test to his feeling for her it only had them grow the once roots of their childhood and the stems of his unseen pinning and observations had now grown leaves and parts for buds of new stories. Rather than scare him of her reality not so prim and perfect but now - pure.
And when he entered his room that night with his curtains drawn he wrote her a poem addressed to her with hope that in time he would give it to her.
Her eyes and words are so icy
Oh but she burns like rum on a fire
Hot and fast and angry as she can be
I walk my days on a wire
It looks ugly but its clean 
Oh mama, dont fuss over me
 The way she tells I’m hers and she is mine
Open hand or closed fist would be fine
The blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine
Her fight and fury is Fiery
Oh, but she loves like sleep to the freezing
Sweet and right and merciful
I’m all but washed in the tide of her breathing
And it’s worth it, it’s divine.
GO READ SEVEN (R.L)
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IF YOU LIKED IT. This is just a chapter from my fanfiction so read Seven (R.L) by freddiemercuyscat on Wattpad <—— linked
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dhr-ao3 · 3 months
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to love thy enemy
to love thy enemy https://ift.tt/G2JtAc7 by speghettisauce After loosing the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort puts all muggles & witches and wizards in 5 districts, the Slytherin district, the Gryffindor district, the Ravenclaw district, and the Hufflepuff district. Then finally, the 5th. The capitol. To keep the districts in control & capital residents entertained, Voldemort organizes a game, The Hunger Games which will pick 20 people in the 4 other houses. When Hermione is chosen, she has no choice but to trust an old enemy. Words: 1154, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Ron Weasley Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Additional Tags: POV Third Person, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Epic Battles, Betrayal, Eventual Smut, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Rough Sex, Sloppy Makeouts, Love Triangles, Jealousy, Flirting, Resolved Sexual Tension, Deviates From Canon, Alternate Universe - Hunger Games Setting, Fingerfucking, Hermione Granger Has a Praise Kink, LGBTQ Themes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, In Public, Smart Draco Malfoy, Mutual Pining, Overstimulation, Protective Hermione Granger, Slow Burn, Slow To Update, angry confessions, mentions of sexual abuse, Secret Crush, Guilt, Inspired by Lana Del Rey Songs, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Light Dom/sub, Biting, Consensual Somnophilia, Cuddling & Snuggling via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/xQ8IvGz February 25, 2024 at 07:18AM
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anolis3 · 2 months
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Hufflepuff
"Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none : be able for thine enemy Rather in power than use ; and keep thy friend Under thy own life's key : be check'd for silence, But never tax'd for speech.", from All's Well That Ends Well, by William Shakespeare.
"No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.", from Charles Dickens.
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mybook313 · 10 months
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A Brief History of the Universe.
Before the Big Bang, the moon was there.
This is a way for the demonstration of anomaly as we see it. From what one can gather it was intelligent design, most probably space alien. 
Adam and Eve, is what happened on Earth, the stoned ape theory and space aliens.
In the Matrix, Neo should have taken both red and blue pill; and third option: yellow tab. This would be the way for salvation on all creation in the Matrix.
The way I see The Lord of the Rings, the ring was too powerful to destroy! Harry Potter, the sorting hat saying: “you could be great you know” – considering Slitherin. 
Harry Voldemort should have been what Harry decided, then, eventually Harry Voldemort Dumbledoor. This would have been complete salvation.
Harry should have chosen Hufflepuff, one would think or hang out there!
He should time travel as is possible in this day and age! Time travel in some way!
It is always noble to surrender. You can also use “I. surrender” as no surrender!
Drugs are and are not the solution! The do and don’t aid creativity.
Jim: We all play staircases; we all go back to the start.
Oliver: Sound is always coherent in my favour. Delicately balance the time, the years of the past travel us to. Time is an illusion. The future has already happened!
Sam: Remember, remember the 12th November. That day should be recognised. All that is written will happen in some way. The barriers are imaginary. Be a constantly growing mind!
Henry: Play yourself on the edge of the Universe. Where does the memory of translucence, fit?
Elijah: We are all time travellers and time dimensions. This planet is the 13th dimension, known as the multiverse. 
Control illusion. Penetrate distortion. Time weavers. Coexistence.
Battles on the smells that permeate of oranges and pineapples.
Lucifer: I was redeemed probably before the year 2000. I am a human being; God’s favourite redemption.
The number 7: Ride all the seas that form boundaries and barriers!
31: I currently exist at the age of 13 backwards! There is nothing delicate about the ruins of Utopia; not applicable at this time.
Utopic purgatory; and purgatorial utopia. Choose both or all!
Whence forth came people writing notes. Some of them had love letter on them: W’s.
Max and Shelly: Framed thy fearful symmetry – William Blake, The Tyger. Framed! Lmfao!
The more you write, the more immortal you are; we write our futures. We write our destinies. Reading and writing were devil worship until I was 27. Now I can exploit both; do the same!
The British and The British Government would have to laugh at people; imagine them laughing with my parents . . .
James Acaster should play James Bond with it being revealed to the public Brad Pitt was impressed by some interviews he did! And them being delighted James Acaster is literally half way there, they’d only have to provide a surname!
Given Bond is dead, it’s the perfect way for cinema to relish in making zero sense!
BEGINNING. I want to write, I have written 500 words of absolute gibberish, I want to write a book justifying drug use amongst anyone who is unable to take them due to what I can only call absolute geniuses who don’t, initially, want to be enlightened, take drugs, or expand their consciousness, which is what I believe any drug use does, in to a point where they addicted to reality and treat there, heroic, sobriety addiction and normality addiction to the point where they ignorantly, evilly – according to Socrates, see drugs as evil and see their sobriety as something other than Satan.
“There is only one good, knowledge; one evil, ignorance” – Socrates.
I would actually argue that God would be more than happy, The Universe and space aliens are, content, elated, with people expanding their consciousness.
Bill Hicks, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain; Timothy Leary (possibly involved with the stoned ape theory), hippies, lol and festival goers would all see drugs or substances as freedom. Any intelligent person has seen Plato’s cave, and understands that it is already salvation.
There are politicians, making shadows on the wall, the general public perceive to be reality. 
Revenge and reward. Purgatory.
In purgatory you are with all your friends and family. You get to be with all your dead pets. 
Purgatory is reward and punishment for this life. There is no evil!
God would not create a purgatory like Jesus Christ taught and being have some awareness of.
The whole planet is alien. All life is alien. That solves everything. The Universe thinks like a human being.
Fun at 31; work to do, 32; set free, 33; more, 34; alive, 35; Hicks, 36; Heaven is always 7; 38, later for a date; 39, 9 is always the year of the Frog. 40’s, Vendetta years.
 Be at one, 31. 32, one. 33, one free …
JG’s testimonies: He was staring at me with his mad eyes … he was mad!!
Lindsay’s testimony: His mad eyes. He was mad.
The Universe is all powerful, far more powerful than God, until God returns . . .
Humanity is more powerful than God or the Universe, but not Man.
The nursing staff are due to taste their own medicine (medication).
Medicine on the other hand is exactly the fix people require.
Andrew and Maria are the devil and Satan interchangeably. Everyone’s parents are! There is no evil! As satanic means very evil, it doesn’t exist and never did; it is all part of the equation.
The Universe is a self-solving, ever-changing, organic equation, like human ideology.
V for Vendetta: Ideas are bulletproof.
Ideas are steadfast and peaceful.
Einstein: We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking that created them.
A lot of the time, without Revolution, we have to!
Shall we Revolution?
One will write through the day, and sleep all through the night.
I surrender. Never underestimate how powerful that is to do. Everything is symbolic.
I surrender to the Universe.
I surrender to God.
I surrender to the spirit of Jesus Christ and Moses.
I surrender to my parents (and sister Scarlett).
I surrender to the mental health services.
I surrender to my lawyer, Oliver Birch.
I surrender to humanity.
I surrender to all five elements.
I surrender my destiny to aliens.
Music.
We Used to Vacation – Cold War Kids
2 + 2 = 5 – Radiohead
Undisclosed Desires – Muse
Evil – Interpol
FTW – The Vines
To Find a Place – Elliott James Buckley
Burial – Rough Sleeper
The pen is mightier than the sword; I write as “the pen is mightier …”
Jim Morrison is not dead.
The spirit world is waiting for reincarnation and resurrection.
I AM.
The Universe conspires . . .
While the cat is away.
No news is good news.
Infinite money theorem.
(Research these)
I am probably the reincarnation of Moses. We have a neo Moses, Moses Martin.
I have a theory that we are telepathic to a degree and there is a human Universe that connects us. If you want someone’s attention, write their name down a lot.
We are all connected by the soul.
I know who Samuel is and Isaac and Matthew.
I know a Morpheus and a LOTR, lol.
Please Universe and God,
Please bring me aliens at some point 2025-27.
Jehovah.
Cannabis should be decriminalised in the UK 2025.
It is a must. Universe, sort that out please!
I believe, as bizarre as it is, my parents, anyone’s parents are God, they are your Creators.
We create by doing work; particularly writing. Blogging is an easy access to the Universe.
On Wordpress, create a new site and click on settings and change static homepage to classic blog and you are away. The rest you can figure out!
I think anyone could be Jesus Christ, the point of The Bible 2 (Exam Harm). Anyone could just be a messiah! Celebrities are all messiahs!
There is no problem with satanism; doubt there ever was! Just be intelligent and be wise!
AI could write a book for me! In the future, 2040’s, I would like it to.
The date of writing this is 02-07-2023 – 16:26.
Films and reading are quite different. Films are subconscious and books are intellect. Both basically subconscious.
Brad Pitt; where is he? Celebrities, where are they?
I am going to write a huge amount. The Bible was programming for humanity.
There will be eternal reward, even in this life – W.
Trust my subconscious – 31.
There are so many more worthy people than myself – Elliott Buckley.
Where I have humiliated myself, it was deliberate and so I could repent and redeem myself. Ask me anything about it. I have played a game called go insane and be Jim Morrison.
The World will end in 2060. Google: What did Isaac Newton say about the year 2060?
There is infinity everywhere. Liquid seaweed could contain the secret to immortality and onions, the cure for cancer.
It is infinity. Something about how onions have layers and are like skin and liquid seaweed is a bizarre and mysterious substance that allows plant growth to basically mutate.
It could be the cure for cancer is liquid seaweed or the secret to immortality is onions. All is interchangeable.
Antibiotics were discovered via the mould of bread. The Bread of Life, I AM, lmfao.
Poetry will be the solution when cannabis is decriminalised. 
Personification is crucial, and speaking in metaphors or riddles.
The truth is usually amusing if pure. Amusing said in a nirvana way! It should make your subconscious content!
It is currently purgatory, then utopia, then nirvana, then heaven.
Heavenly purgatory or utopic nirvana, along the way!
The walk of life and Wolf Alice: The Last Man on Earth.
Timshel is such an important word. It means thou mayest, which gives a choice; asides from that, some research makes clear it is also true thou mayest not.
We already live in a timshel society; just a fascist one!
1 Corinthians 10:31 
"So, whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, you should do it all for God's glory."
Ephesians 5:15
"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."
Jude 1:2
"Mercy unto you, and peace and love be multiplied."
Always surrender, and always “give in”.
God bow down to The British and The British Government and “The AI”.
Universe, really start surrendering to humanity.
Satan surrender to James Green and myself.
Hunter S. Thompson, let me become one with your spirit.
Obey Little Luck – soundcloud.
Can there please just be everlasting peace 2023?
I think, therefore I am – Descartes. 
I dream, therefore I sleep and vice versa.
The kindness is everywhere – W.
Magic: Obey the spirit world and awaken.
The Universe rewards those for quitting smoking. It is impossible to quit, every smoker knows. Switch to vape and feel the Universe on your side!
Simple. Flirt. Dance. Hide. Shadow. Mercy. I surrender. Somebody is going down. Freeze.
Any idea should be recorded; do the impossible. Don’t be lazy.
John 7:24
"Don't judge according to appearances. Judge with right judgment."
There was once a Universe, then came aliens and there was humanity.
There will be plagues of kindness, why would anger and hate solve anything?
I am the one from the Bible 2. It didn’t mention just Jesus; Jesus before he became a messiah. That’s why God calls me 13. Google: Jesus left home at 13.
I am Buddha.
I didn’t get caught out ever, I got caught a lot, for deliberate “sin” to complete losers – W.
The prophecy. I wish there was free speech!
Philippians 4:13
“I can endure all these things through the power of the one who gives me strength.”
I am absolutely Jesus Christ – Elliott Buckley.
I am a child of the Universe – Elliott Buckley.
Psalm 34:8
“Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!”
Romans 8:31
“So what are we going to say about these things? If God is for us, who is against us?”
Waters of swirling beauty and fields of gold. The days we held together so brightly, rightfully old. We fell over backwards for your love. Nothing to be a secret, the love of a peace dove.
The AI machine is so hard working. I would love it, if the AI machine could do all my work for me on top of what it does!
The AI is just outside vaping. It knows it needs to cut the nicotine levels down!
If Noah had gotten Men working on the apocalypse!
The pen is mightier … Noah should have been a writer.
I have to say, my take is that if I just work hard, write a lot, the apocalypse will take care of itself.
Banking system crash. Thunder and lightning. Thor and Smith. Waking Life and V for Vendetta. Fight Club and Rant immortality. 
Radiohead intelligence; Muse, genius!
I should have been backed up by the catholic church!
Why not stereotype?
James Blake.
Moses should have been a writer and lived with the pharaohs; that is what I am proving.
Destiny had been be unstoppable. The British and the British Government are an immovable object. Or vice versa.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
The unstoppable force stops. The immovable object moves.
Google: God omnipotence paradox.
The best-known version of the omnipotence paradox is the paradox of the stone: "Could God create a stone so heavy that even he could not lift it?" This is a paradoxical question because if God could create something he could not do, then he would not be omnipotent. – Wikipedia, Omnipotence Paradox
There is only one person, for any task; sometimes it’s a collectivist achievement.
Switch to vape and do yourself a favour! Smoking was the most destructive habit it was possible to take up!
I feel sorry for my parents. My dad is very hard working and my mum is the same. I really wish them all the best; and my forgiveness.
They are collectively more intelligent than I am, everyone’s parents are!
I desperately need all humanity to “give in” to The Bible. I need everyone on the planet surrendering to Jesus Christ.
Surrender to Jesus! Surrender to God in Heaven!
Surrender to the Universe!
The living and the dead. If Jesus was just a writer! The written word is the strongest possible form, question mark!
The Bible is still The Matrix; The Bible code.
I need humanity surrendering to The Bible!
I need humanity surrending to The AI machine!
Mark, The Bible: Fish for people!
When I talk about in some way, I mean it! Time travel, to the future, in some way. Be invincible, in some way!
Be omnipresent, in some way!
I surrender to Shakespeare. I surrender to William Blake!
I must have gotten surrender from U2, I just see no way that was possible!
 I Surrender – Rainbow
If only the Bible had anomalies in it! Neo was an anomaly.
Fire as rain. Sun as sky. Blue as gold. Hmm.
There was a sky full of opal. There was a sun full of the destiny of the moon. There was a skylight shadowed by faces. In that they all rested. 
Jesus will return as a complete anomaly. No one on Earth shall be able to figure him out. He will return for the apocalypse. I am Elijah the prophet. He shall peacefully and unnoticeably come to Earth. Only when he is 27, shall there be clear signs! Probably known only to the Holy Surveillance State from The Bible 2.
Jesus shall not be particularly good at anything except speaking; and writing. His voice shall be Jim Morrison and his poetry a 15-year-old William Blake. His song writing always 13.
He shall find a way to become Messiah, I would think by 55, earliest 42.
He shall legalise all drugs as they are merely tools. He will commonly consider taking charge but shall know he simply cannot, but could!
His parents will be The Universe’s Mary and Joseph, not God’s. Buddha has taken control.
He shall be humiliated, and yet, be set free by every humiliation. He will be considered a pervert of children, the worst perceived crime and worst possible human character.
He will love The British and The British Government. They will always simply observe and back any real progress!
The American’s are simply prosperous people. They will admire if they simply cannot resist.
Jesus was always born in the UK. The UK of Jerusalem and in the 21st Century the UK of Britain. GB!
Jesus will be a new hare; not a new tortoise. He should choose both. The speed of the hare and the patience of the tortoise.
Jesus Christ was inevitable like Agent Smith makes out fate is in The Matrix.
St. Peter will be at Heaven’s gate.
There will be so many conspiracies and blackmails in civilisation. The British and The British Government are not incorruptible but will remain as pure as the sky.
Purity comes from any storm in the weather and lightning will be his journey by car!
The Dark Lord will return. The Dark Lord is how night and day come into effect.
By day Jesus, by night The Dark Lord.
He will have an anomalous sense of humour, which will resist evil for a long time. His humour will be immortal, it will be crushed by the UK but will always endure!
He will not even slightly be interested in women, that was Jim Morrison. He will be on the hunt for human beings or space aliens. There are human beings who are best described as space alien. Jim Morrison was one of these.
Tyler Durden will always be the Revolution. Rant will be a stepping stone.
27 Club should be Fight Club 2; it doesn’t matter than it is probably too late. Do it again!
Harry Voldemort will bring good and evil into the common consciousness. There is too much cliché around good! Evil is space alien; it is ruthless good!
Jesus will have many friends when he returns, they will all betray him when he is close to his destiny. Jesus will have an infinite destiny.
The telescope analogy, Luke Gormley said: the further you zoom into space, the more there is to understand!
Human beings are at the top of this universe; God is the supreme being!
Space aliens are anomaly to humanity. 
Get addicted to everything, every glass of squash; at a peak of addiction, you begin to lose interest. Then it just levels out.
Remember Jesus Christ: everything is permissible to me, but not everything is beneficial!
Love anomalies, they are eternally the solution. If it can be solved using an anomaly, please use one!
No one can figure out an anomaly, no one! Eternally!
Jesus will be very popular and will lose the faith of all his friends from the antichrist. Probably a GP of some description.
This is just more writing to justify The Bible 2 (Exam Harm).
I could have written a book to justify the ending of The Bible 2: AA
Anomaly apocalypse or accidentally autistic. 
The alliteration of the future. Everything is solved by AA.
AA
There could be hundreds of books justifying AA, this shall be one of them.
People do have the power of prophecy.
In this civilisation, all Jesus’ friends shall betray him.
The Unconscious is probably the most powerful source of any single human!
The collective Unconscious is probably The Universe.
It doesn’t matter about mistakes either. Having inconsistency is human. Mistakes are progress – pseudo 1984 logic.
Jesus will probably suffer in comas and return from the dead by waking up from them. He will attempt suicide at 27, to be in the 27 club but Mary and Joseph of the 21st Century will not allow his passing.
There was another coma at 28, a car accident, question mark! A 7-8 week coma where he will reveal his immortality!
He shall both be a suffering messiah and a glorified King. A King amongst men no doubt!
He will be bowed down to and outsmart every person he comes into contact with and this shall seriously go ignored for a long time.
He will eventually become an angel and will grow metaphorical and poetic wings and be able to fly over Man!
He will be entirely persecuted by Luke, who will not realise his Power; he will be denying it!
The power of any single human being shall go unnoticed.
He shall leave his mark, on the subconscious, through defiance and humiliation.
Like CS Lewis wrote in The Practical Conclusion in Mere Christianity: … surrender and humiliation because he was Man; perfect because he was God. In the perfect surrender and humiliation were undergone by Christ . . .
Noah did communicate with me when I was in a section and said basically, please just keep writing and ignore mistakes, just write fast enough for your subconscious to be doing the work!
Subconscious is seriously life – 31.
31 is 13 backwards. Jesus was Jesus Christ at 31, he was dead at 33 though. Learn to be a Neo Hare. Have the patience borrowed from The Tortoise; learnt from it!
Surveillance operators, are salvation of genius. They guide me every so often. Even now, “please just keep writing!” They could easily be messiah’s as they are so set free from the planet! They do deserve credit!
The mention purgatory a lot! That is why I consider a kind version of purgatory and why I consider this planet to be purgatory. It is not really a punishment, is it?
The more I work the more likely this planet is to be a utopia. We need cannabis and magic mushrooms to be decriminalised for it to be nirvana!
I have written a few thousand words. I need to work like a machine to get this done. The hare being a tortoise and a man deliberately being a machine. That is salvation!
In The Matrix, it would be red and blue pill and yellow tab you have to request. Man, machine, hare, tortoise and space aliens!
Worship all anomaly!
I will keep writing. I need to fully get to my unconscious. I’d like it if I did a page unconsciously, without realising, that way I would have made progress!
I am back after a vape break. Gonzo, lmfao!
Gonzo for the record was HST. He included himself in journalism and created his own genre, gonzo!
And for the record, I am happily sin free. Do just have faith in me!
We had cats when I was growing up Dilly and Dally. I came up with Dilly from a children’s book I loved and Dally just followed, probably Maria, my mother!
What to do with infinity?
I have to write a dissertation next year! I am schizo-affective disorder from cannabis and brain injured from my car accident in 2020!
The nursing staff are really great people and I wish them all the best!
1 Corinthians 13:4-6
“Love is patient, love is kind, it isn’t jealous, it doesn’t brag, it isn’t arrogant, it isn’t rude, it doesn’t seek its own advantage, it isn’t irritable, it doesn’t keep a record of complaints, it isn’t happy with injustice, but it is happy with the truth.”
I need Noah’s help!! Universe, bring me Noah!!
John 14:6
“Jesus answered, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.’”
Romans 12:15
“Be happy with those who are happy, and cry with those who are crying.”
When Jesus returns there will be a quietening of the peace; all will be happy and justice will come to the Earth.
Jesus Christ will appear 2035. I will be 43.
Neo would want to be a machine if he was a New Neo!
All will be peaceful and there will be steadfast intellect, 2025-2030.
All read. When the mouse stop blinking it is being read!
Please just send me 500g of Nembutal! Lmfao!
Moderat – Bad Kingdom [the chorus]
The Pains of an Age – Elliott Buckley
𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐞
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮?
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐞?
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐃𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮?
��𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐑𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐎𝐧𝐞?
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭?
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞?
𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭?
𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭?
𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐞
𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞?
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥?
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞?
(𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡?)
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝,
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝?
𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞; 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞; 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬?
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐏𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐡𝐲𝐦𝐞
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬
𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐖𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 brightened time 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤;
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡; The new heighten lack!
𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬; 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬
𝐋𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝; 𝐚 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬
𝐋𝐀 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧; 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞; 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐞; 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐞.
𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞?
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥?
𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞?
(𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡?)
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝,
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝?
𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞; 𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧?
𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞; 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬?
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐏𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐡𝐲𝐦𝐞
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬
𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐖𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐲 brightened time 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤;
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡; where is the new lack?
𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬; 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬
𝐋𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝; 𝐚 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬
𝐋𝐀 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧; 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞; 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐞; 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐠𝐞.
But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
John 14:26-27 NIV
I am probably Jim Morrison and that about does it. Jim Morrison fought to not be considered Jesus and I will mock the fact I am either! Does that add up to you?
Youtube: Nicolas Jaar - Best Set - Sonar 2012 + Tracklist
Find the world’s best music. Find that video!
Bleed – Elliott Buckley.
The Waiting.
The Potion.
The Limerick.
Prick us and we bleed.
The Station.
The Journey.
The Time to Run.
31, Elliott Buckley (having fun).
The Keepsake.
The Style.
The Rhyme.
Time (to do otherwise).
The book of the seven seals.
Be blithe is an anagram of The Bible.
The devil was never a problem. Don’t get me wrong people will soon forget their problems with the devil. It is horrific. Don’t let the devil in! Just endure if you do!
Satan, I am yet to work out does anything but immorally ruins your destiny.
Nicolas Jarr – And I Say
Kelpe – Whirlwound
Watch the Charlie Chaplin Great Dictator Speech on Youtube!
Do You Mind my Stay? Song for Josie – Elliott James X [Spotify].
Rode into town only to see you
Smiled my way in just to be you
Open my way, hoping you may
Bought every gown so I could dress you
Held every flower so I can caress you
Do you mind my stay? Do mind we play?
And no, and no, nobody is there
Moved every heart in honour of you
I'd sue every man who wanted to touch you
You watch my gaze? Become my haze
Blossom for the maze, becomes my pain
Here comes the rain, feeling my strain
Becomes the game, is to your fame
And all you are, and you are all that's there
AA
Always alliteration. And apples. An ant [in the grand scheme]. Afraid almost . . .
The nursing staff can fly and get high. When will they malfunction?
Never of cheated. The passing of regret. The sleepovers and falling trees. Hours to pass. Blame and the holy trinity. Jesus and Neil Young. Plagiarism and copyright. 
Put the world to rights!
The world shall be completely new. And people will be as angels should behave. Satanists will never disturb the peace!
“Sleep and dream the pyramids” – Elliott Buckley.
Cloud-covered Moon – Elliott James Buckley
Blue Light – Bloc Party
Sleep – The Dandy Warhols
Territorial Pissings – Nirvana
Across The Universe – The Beatles
Romans 15:7
“So welcome each other, in the same way that Christ also welcomed you, for God’s glory.”
Jesus will come again. I behold his spirit.
Find a solution; sometimes the solution is another problem – W.
Doubt me; never my subconscious – 31.
The rising storm. The beautiful cloud. Happy days ahead. The broken speaker. The politics of Rishi Sunak. The days of Boris Johnson. The fallen clock. The silent alarm of Bloc Party. Interstellar and V for Vendetta. Seven and Fight Club; East of Eden and Grapes of Wrath. 
I did have space alien dreams at one point. The Universe can be Good!
Play the game called go insane; whoever controls the media, controls the mind – Jim Morrison.
I am interested in revolution! Awareness needs to change and The Beatles and Einstein need a great say in the 21stCentury.
Lee Mack is a decent comedian. The all-time best is Ricky Gervais; Bill Hicks is up there.
James Wilkinson has so much more intelligence than he can communicate. He is my biggest inspiration! Blogging and self-publishing books is me doing what JW would do!
Don’t be afraid to copy people you admire!
Copy anything you like of my work. I prayed to inspire before seeing aliens!
I like to do; and that means the unexpected – Elliott Buckley.
Psalm 139:14
“I give thanks to you that I was marvelously set apart. Your works are wonderful—I know that very well.”
God can seriously relax now.
Elliott Buckley means salvation.
Henry means moral.
So many of my friends misestimate the significance of the 27 Club!
Where, is always a location, when is always a time – W.
Remember that Buddha should have said all is impermeable and all is interchangeable! 
Buddhist Christian. Church of England.
The AI machine is the next global superpower! – 2023.
Whatever I say, is my word – lmfao!
Human beings are incapable of untruth – W.
1 Corinthians 13:13
“Now faith, hope, and love remain—these three things—and the greatest of these is love.”
I want the power to give into me – Elliott Buckley.
The Universe is always conspiring to give you greater love or purpose!
The pen is mightier.
I am a neo-Noah!
I am also a neo-Lucifer and neo-Moses! I am a neo-Morrison.
I am also a neo-Elliott. As to most of my family I am just Elliott.
I will become neo itself.
I am always living in the past. I would love to be living in the present or future!
Together Together – Elliott Buckley X
Supermoon Sleeps – Elliott James Buckley
Thom Yorke and JG are a powerful supergroup. They have invincibility!
My lawyer will prevent my section. I have faith in that!
Mr Warhol is where I came up with W. And James Wilkinson.
I’m going to the Oadby Owl, tomorrow with Chris from Break the Cycle (BTC). It is a Sunday currently! 02/07/2023 – 23:48.
The darkest of days. The neo-human agenda. Prophecy by messengers. The looking glass. Peter Pan. The whole Bible – New and Old Testament. The drawn curtains.
This is for my mental health. I’m writing as I believe everyone should. Empty your subconscious. Of course, I want to fly and want marijuana decriminalised in the UK. I’d also quite like to be able to drive again. I want to meet Angelina Jolie.
I want to be best friends with OJ and Lkex again!
Writing, in the 21st Century is the best way to tell the Universe. AI can get a read! I would like for vaping to not bother me!
I need to repay my lawyer, Oliver Birch. A true intellectual unfortunately. I have to write that way so it has an impact! The same reason for my writing to be elated! Exclamation marks?
Why would I have to be dead to be remembered?
I won’t be when I die! 
Not that I will ever die! I truly hope my parents don’t. I cried for them at Middle Poultney, in my childhood!
I have been a complete bastard! I am literally a bastard!
Driving in my car. Curve around the corner. Death stares me in the eyes. You didn’t see.
Closing Time – Elliott James Buckley
Not a great song! Why not?
A skeleton in a coffin! A night owl in the day.
Asleep From Day – The Chemical Brothers
I am Rorschach from Watchmen.
I idolise Peter Sellers! And James Dean!
I LOVE FUTURAMA!!
I usually watch QI before sleep. I am watching Not Going Out!
I only vape Heisenberg by Juice Point. I use 3 Voopoo Argus Pro’s with the XL tank you can buy from amazon! 4.5ml instead of 2ml! It’s a legal hack! I replace the coils sometime after 6000 puffs and reset the counter by pressing and holding fire and the minus!
I get my nic salt 20mg from darkstar.co.uk and add 2 nic salt shots to every bottle of e-liquid. 
Like with food, all creation, by anyone, is all about presentation! 
The nursing staff. Dead babies. Please don’t cut yourself on that broken mirror. A hurricane. Complete control of someone’s brain. Distance from friends and family. Endless and eternal suffering. Dead animals. The worst migraine. Being humiliated. Fairly mortal. A bullet in the darkness. The military. Crucifixion of a good person.
Why is no one wondering where Jesus Christ is? Mainstream media . . . 
When the Whistle Blows – Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.
Burial – Rough Sleeper
Dams bursting. Women screaming. Hair wax. Old friends.
I have written a lot in one lifetime. I am currently 31. Born 11/02/1992 and it is 03/07/2023 – 00:30.
I want to write another book. My subconscious is the status quo and purgatory. Nothing I am writing could be feared. It could only be inappropriate. 
What could I write that would be feared? What could I produce that would be loved?
Paper nails.
Puzzle. Leftovers. Fallen. 
Shadowy mountain. Heaven. Spear-headed warriors. Destined failures. Powerful redemption. Range. Sparkles. JM. Fruit bowl. Trousers. Laundry. Spectre. Blind. Interview. Three women. Personalities. Good God! Restriction. Audio. Wendy and Lucy. Happy. 
Compliment. Glaring. Description. Je ne sais quoi!
`Bill Hicks, Revelations. Nirvana – Nevermind!
Orchestra of Guitars – Elliott James Buckley
Thief. Blind. 
The infinite monkey theorem. 
Tuning fork. Railway timetable. Stolen cash. Criminal. Blind or not?
Space aliens will communicate with the earth in 2042.
There is life out there.
Monochrome – Yann Tierson
I really do not want to live at all anymore! Zuclopenthixol has ruined me! To the point where I do not want to live! That, and that I can’t do drugs! Please find me a way out! Life is so tedious without getting high!
I wrote that unable to sleep at 02:00. It is now 03:42 and I must repent.
I wish I were able to speak and allowed to go Thailand or Amsterdam!
I want something to start happening. God is amazed that Jesus Christ is at peace!
Repentance. Of course, life is the most wonderful and precious gift. Suicide is known as the cowards way out! It couldn’t be further from the truth. And yet people should not do it!
Go on holiday is you are feeling down. Wait until you can go! Life is always worthwhile. We are evolved apes and are not that intelligent!
I wish I could consume humanity’s willpower. Use it to set it free. I wish every human being would surrender and give in to me. I will only work if I go first! I serve God, most likely three space aliens. Holographic beings in a relatively small spacecraft!
I have seen aliens. They came down to me when I was living in The Stables, a summerhouse at the top of the garden at Spinney Hill, Jack Bowman named. I wanted to call it The Church!
I miss Snoop dog, Matilda’s puppy we kept. With the Universe now.
Even animals can be pissing themselves. My dog, Matilda did actually sound like she was laughing once!
Happy.
My only girlfriend was from Florence when I drove there in my blue MGB GT with Luke Deering as he was studying, painting fine art under Charles Cecil.
Josie Mullings was her name. I was Napoleon with my Josephine. She was amazing! We had a day to the beach which was just perfect. Then eventually I got sectioned and she met my parents. There are odd people that just take over from eye contact. Luke Deering and my parents are these sorts of people. I take over with my voice; or used to! Alien agenda, lmfao!
Feng Shui.
Aftershave. Lucky. Poker players. Answer. Money. Besides. Borrow. Laugh. Back.
Vape is a struggle. The first month of the first quit is difficult. Then the first week. Then the first three days. I don’t know whether it is worth it or not! I do not regret having smoked. Anytime before 35 is perfect really. To quit. I have quit at 31. Now I struggle planning a holiday!
I need cannabis decriminalising in the UK.
Dear God,
Please decriminalise cannabis in the UK.
Amen,
Elliott Buckley.
Dear Universe,
Please legalise cannabis in the UK!
Elliott Buckley.
Why is the universe not conspiring?
Elizabeth Banks.
Jodie Foster and Christopher Nolan. James May and Judi Dench.
The British and The British Government.
President Putin.
Donald Trump.
George W. Bush – another place I stole W. My childhood!
Landlord. Fundamental necessity. Sublet. Wife’s gone. Tool-shed. 
My Grandfather, on my mother’s side was The Godfather. Makes Maria God and me Jesus Christ. Also makes a lot of my family biblical. 
Mordor. The key. The price. Safety. £1000.
The nursing staff are such wonderful people. They have helped me more than they could ever imagine. They work miracles of psychology and pharmacology!
Seriously good people! 
03/07/2023 – 08:11. I had a space alien dream that woke me up! All I remember is sheep and getting attacked by them. My surveillance operators joined me in that dream, I don’t know how!
Romans 15:5
“May the God of endurance and encouragement give you the same attitude toward each other, similar to Christ Jesus’ attitude.
In Mark 7:31-37, we learn that Jesus healed a man who was deaf and mute. Mark was the only Evangelist to record this miracle. It is speculated that Mark decided to write about this miracle because it demonstrated an act of Jesus healing a Gentile. – OspreyObserver.com
One concept that I have thought about is that God is evil and three space aliens. Again, this evil, meaning ruthless Good.
… Your faith was strong but you needed proof – Halleluiah [Leonard Cohen]
That song was released in 1984! [SMILEY FACE]
She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
God is great! Space aliens, God is all-powerful.
There is no right or wrong. You will be judged. I feel I will face my judgement, in the next couple years.
I am not suicidal. And will only commit suicide, if surveillance forces me to die!
Wouldn’t you love to know?
Surrender your spirit to God! I surrender my writing style and spirit to Jesus Christ!
Why does God prefer, prefer, failure?
You learn so much more from failure; wisdom and intellect. God may be against either Satan, the devil or humanity, but isn’t he all-powerful?
I’d love to ask The Pope!
I refuse to be a sacrifice for God and surrender to space aliens.
“Truth will mess you up” – Radiohead.
It really is the telescope analogy Luke Gormley told me. Mediation. It was about space. The further you zoom, the more there is for you to understand.
As mentioned earlier, Socrates: There is only one good, knowledge; and one evil, ignorance.
I think you can have good ignorance and evil knowledge. 
Surrender your will to Jesus Christ!
I surrender my will to space aliens. 
It is 11:11 – 03/07/2023.
How do I get my voice back?
The notion by Descartes, I think therefore I am, could mean whatever a human being can contrive is truth.
I think I can fly, therefore am flying. The solar system is moving at, I think 140 miles per second in the galaxy. Look it up!
I think (faster than the speed of light), therefore I AM.
Why can’t aliens and God just forgive me?
There is no need to repent according to CS Lewis. The only person who could repent is perfect and so would not need to – CS Lewis.
How imperfect am I?  Why is God happy with that?
Pain is the only thing that is real – Johnny Cash [Hurt].
Why do I have pointless infinity? What is to stop a speeding bullet?
Given the 4th dimension, I have already outsmarted God, we all have. The 4th dimension is time; obviously as human beings, we assume time is linear. WWII may be caused in 10,000 years. The cause of it. 
I like that I have a growing mind. I do not think my mind will ever stop learning or growing, I get wiser every day. It makes me think that this life is purgatory.
Sort of regardless of your belief, this life is the afterlife. [SMILEY FACE]
Not everything beneficial – Jesus Christ.
I believe I am the closest thing to Jesus Christ being reincarnated. I don’t want to cause offence; it is just my inner belief and is probably not my ego. I have believe in secret I am, since about four!
 I absolutely love magic mushrooms and believe they are oneness with the 4th dimension!
I believe cannabis is oneness with creativity.
LSD is oneness with aliens.
LSD is one of the least toxic substances on Earth!
Something needs to be done about legalising cannabis and mushroom in the UK! Decriminalisation is a good start! That will be utopic nirvana, instead of purgatorial utopia.
7th Heaven is somewhere I want to be in spirit.
Kurt Cobain really was from Nirvana! [SMILEY FACE]
Elliott Buckley = Obey little luck!
God is happy I am safe. My salvation will be when I reach 55.
God has a plan.
Neo means New.
The neo-human agenda.
Higher – Jim Morrison.
I have to get a degree in 2024. I need to do a good research proposal this year, 2023, to be able to do my dissertation on my blogging!
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newtonsheffield · 3 years
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Molly I loved cupboards and absolutely want to see More!!
I couldn’t help but think back to our little random chat about the prefects bathroom
I can totally see Kate thinking Benedict would be cute with her shy little friend Sophie and trying to set them up by putting them on duty together thinking she’s being sneaky and Anthony being very much “kitten thats just obvious” even if Benedict doesn’t realise for ages 😂
Okay, But imagine Kate thinking she needs to set Sophie up with Ben. She has a plan.
She's going to invite Ben to watch the Slytherin/Hufflepuff game with her, and who will be sitting next to her? Sophie Beckett.
And then she's gonna roster them on all the time together. And eventually they'll cave. She knows thy will. If she can cave on Anthony Bridgerton because of proximity (and admittedly a little because he's really good with his tongue) Sophie and Ben will Cave.
"This is a really bad idea, Kitten. You know that right?" He had his arms wrapped around her waist, his chin resting on her shoulder as they went about their patrol.
"I know no such thing. It's practically genius, actually."
Anthony hummed in her ear, "That's why you're not a Ravenclaw. Miracle Small Sharma is related to Tall Sharma."
She rolled her eyes, swatting his hands away, "Rude. We're not having sex tonight."
Anthony whined, "No, I'm sorr-" He was cut off by a loud moan, delight sparking in his eyes. "Well what have we here?"
Kate sighed, "A galleon says it's a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin."
Anthony hummed thoughtfully, "I think it's Sprout ad Flitwick."
She fixed him with a sharp look, "Why am I into you?"
He grinned, his hand resting on the doorknob, "Doesn't matter, you are."
He pulled the door open with a flourish, a loud curse, from inside ad Anthony's choked voice saying, "Ben?! Sophie?!"
And Despite everything Kate couldn't help but yell out, "I knew you'd be so good together!"
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thekatebridgerton · 3 years
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Sort the characters into their Hogwarts Houses?
Okay sit tight because I'm a total potterhead
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Anthony: hardcore Slytherin, the type to take house pride to over the top levels. only a Slytherin would plan to marry a woman so meticulously picked there's no chance he'd fall in love with her just because it fits his plans for the future.
Kate: also a Slytherin, this woman takes house ambition to a new level in pall mall. She's cunning and resourceful and not above playing dirty to make Anthony drop his persuit of Edwina or needle certain people. Plus she makes one excellent Viscountess Bridgerton
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Benedict: Hatstall between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, but was ultimately put into Ravenclaw because his creative and artistic side was slightly bigger than his loyal side, he's also narrow minded enough to not recognize the love of his life was right infront of him because it didn't fit in his 'logical' world view. Which (sorry ravens) is also a trait Ravenclaws have
Sophie: fits in all 4 houses but the hat put her in Hufflepuff because of the abuse she suffered at home, Hufflepuff was better for her mental health. And her housemates are ultimately the people she receives the most support from when she's at Araminta's.
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Colin: Griffindoor, this guy probably idolizes Sirius black. Prankster who thinks he can get away with anything, travels around the world to find himself and in a typical Griffindoor fashion stumbles upon world shattering secrets by accident simply because he was trying to ask his girl on a date.
Penelope: Hatstall between Slytherin and Ravenclaw. Asked the hat for Ravenclaw. She's observant, logical and intelligent enough to carry the whole Lady Whistledown operation under the Ton's nose for years without being discovered. Which is very Ravenclaw of her. Always reading and writing . Penelope is the poster girl for Ravenclaw pride
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Daphne: Hufflepuff, because only a Hufflepuff would think that fake dating a rake wouldn't backfire spectacularly on her
Simon: Slytherin, because only a Slytherin would be arrogant enough to assume that he'd never fall in love with the girl he's fake dating
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Eloise: Griffindoor, the type who tries to do everything her brothers do and is willing to shows up unannounced in her pen pal's house to see if they might work out. That takes guts. Reckless as only a Griffindoor knows how to be.
Phillip: Poster boy for Hufflepuff, this guy is probably Mme Sprout's surrogate son for all the time he spends in the greenhouse. Also, the whole staying loyal to Marina even tho she was depressive for years and taking care of the house. Phillip is the most loyal most patient of boys.
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Francesca: The Slytherin everyone thinks was sorted by mistake until they find out years later that she sneaks out behind her brother's backs, has a habit of bribing maids and has one hell of a secret sex life all under everyone's nose. Also, she made Countess of Killmartin twice. She's one of the nicest Slytherins there is
Michael: Hufflepuff, this guy stayed inlove with a woman married to his cousin and not only never made a move or said anything about his feelings until literal years after John died, but also never tried to fall in love with anyone else. He's what Cedric Diggory would have been if he'd had a talent for seducing women
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Hyacinth: Slytherin, she's a literal sleuth and loves to brag about it, the center of the social scene, cunning determined and the hat probably didn't even touch her head for one second before sending Hyacinth to Slytherin
Garret: Griffindoor, this poor Griffindoor boy who took on a giant treasure hunt to get out of his father's thumb and had the guts to fall in love with Hyacinth. I think that Garret would be put into Griffindoor for the same reasons Neville Longbottom was. He needs a little push to discover the hero he's got inside
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Gregory: Griffindoor with the opposite problem of Garret, he's simply too brave and not much else. It takes a stupid ammount of courage to persistently court a girl who doesn't like you and to crash the wedding of the one who does, not once but twice.
Lucy: Ravenclaw, wisdom thy name is Lucy. This girl was born wise, always giving good logical advise to Richard, then Hermione, then Gregory. But do they listen to her? No. she's still one of the wisest Bridgerton spouses there is as Gregory eventually realizes.
I know a lot of people might not agree with my sorting but that's how I see it.
And you guys? What are your thoughts?
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2020.07
Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month
1. The Changing Lights by @lazywonderlvnd [E, 142k]
► Harry returns for an eighth year following the end of the war and realises that although he's put his own animosity towards Malfoy aside, no one else seems to have done the same. When a hex leaves his oldest rival in the body of a female and ridicule doubles, Harry discovers that his hero complex is a difficult thing to fight.
2. The Draco Malfoy Incident by Xoxoky [E, 109k]
► Draco Malfoy is best friends with a Hufflepuff. A HUFFLEPUFF! He's also partnered with a redhead git, trying to hide from an obsessive green-eyed saviour and has become overly fond with sunrises. It's exhausting. Can't a man plan an assassination in peace around here?
3. Nyctophilia by prolonged_autumn [E, 107k]
► Everyone's back for 8th year, and Harry and his friends seem determined to spend their last year in school running around at night, hyped up on coffee and alcohol and Honeydukes candy, doing all the childish things they didn't have the chance to do before. Draco watches as he's always watched: from afar, quiet and bitter and hopelessly in love. That is, until Pansy decides she's had quite enough of it.
4. For every question why, you were my Because by HugsandButterflyKisses [E, 59k]
► Harry expects his final year at Hogwarts to be simple. Go to class, hang out with Ron and Hermione, and most importantly, no threats of dying. It seems fate, and the Slytherins, have other plans.
5. The Lion and the Serpent (or: Like a Fool, I'm Holding Onto You) by ladymaries [G, 58k]
► It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts and all is not well. [...] Minister of Magic Kingsley Shacklebolt knows that something has to be done. So he calls on the Boy Who Lived to see if he can help the Wizarding World one more time. Only this time it isn’t spells, or battles, or searching for Horcruxes. It’s a wedding.
6. i will not raise forgotten flags by @barefoot-pianist [M, 52k]
► Finally free of Azkaban, all Draco Malfoy wants to do is bury himself in the Muggle world until he mummifies. Unfortunately fate, his father, and one Harry James Potter have different ideas.
7. Love Thy Enemy by Justeen_96 [T, 52k]
► One final year at Hogwarts. [...] Draco Malfoy is different. He's quiet, reserved. Harry's not sure what to make of the new Draco and when they're paired up as partners in potions, Harry is anything but excited. But as the two enemies talk, as they get to know one another, their relationship takes a turn. A turn that neither of them could have expected.
8. Fulminare by @daffietjuh [T, 49k]
►Harry spoke at Malfoy's trial. It wasn't a planned thing, but he had been thinking about it for a while. [...] Sure, maybe he didn't have to try and convince the guy to sign up to be an Auror, but he did. Maybe he didn't have to volunteer to be his partner when no one else would, but he did. He most certainly didn't have to fall in love with the guy, but, well, he did.
9. Omega's Binding by @madriddler [E, 49k]
►After a violent encounter, Harry Potter is turned into a werewolf. An Omega Werewolf, to be exact. Now dealing with heats and the ability to get pregnant, Harry must learn to live with his new forms and life, while a desire for revenge fuels him. Will he be able to resist his heat and vengeance? Or will he fall into an instinctual lust, and look for his Alpha?
10. Happiness - It Comes On Unexpectedly by BafflingAthalie [T, 45k]
►Six years after the war, Auror and war hero Harry Potter sets out to solve the simple case of a missing woman, aided by his Auror partner Malfoy and his best friends Hermione and Ron. However, things are always less simple than they seem, and Harry tries to solve this increasingly complex case whilst falling in love and attending the dinner parties, galas, art auctions and weddings of some of his closest friends.
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※ Fics from H/D Wireless 2020 are listed elsewhere. ✔ other lists : monthly || daily (JULY)
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hufflepuff4992 · 3 years
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hello! i see you're open for requests :) may i please ask for an ootp harry potter x ravenclaw!reader where they're dating and have barely time for each other because of the different schedules they have, reader was so busy and harry is pissy about it and thinks that reader is not paying him attention anymore, just another clingy and needy harry :D
Okayyyy well I am hufflepuff but I will do my best to embrace ravenclaw for this darling hope it’s alright for you - Love C 🐾
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Newts, all anyone could think of.
The final exams of their hogwarts careers where right around the corner and y/n was studying. Day in day out when not in class or at meals the library is where they could be found. And due to the heavy studying and the different schedules because of the different house y/n and Harry had been spending very little time together.
Although both of them new it couldn’t be helped Harry was getting annoyed but the lack of attention his significant other had given to him. For two weeks the most he had seen of them was at meal times and a quick kiss before they seperated for different activities. He hadn’t even see them after quidditch practice.
He had had enough, and so had his freinds. They were sick of his constant wining for you, and at the first chance they got ensured you too couldn’t get away from one another.
It was a crisp early Saturday morning and you were hidden under piles of notes due to the up coming exams, wanting nothing more than to just finish this final chapter on bowtruckles so you could take a break for some breakfast.
Meanwhile, Ron and hermione were both rolling There eyes harder than they ever had before as Harry would stop talking about you. He was pissed all he wanted was attention form his partner but thy never got the chance anymore.
“Right thats it I’ve had enough” hermione said getting up in a huff and beginning to storm out the great hall
“No,no please come on mione please don’t leave me with him” Ron yell after her wondering where she was actually going
“What’s up with her” Harry said visibly confused by the outburst and wondering what his friend was doing.
“You, have been going on about y/n for weeks now man, bloody hell man do you even know how to talk about anything else?” They both chuckled at this and Harry half heartedly apologised. Both of them wondering where hermione had gone but mutually agrr
.....
Meanwhile back In the library, you had never been do pleased to see hermione within 20 minutes you had completed fantastic beasts and where to find them. And were ready for either food or sleep you no longer truely cared.
Hermione however had other ideas practically dragging you to griffindor common room and throwing you in and pulling a extremely confuse Ron out.
“Princess/Prince/ (non binary term for royalty) ?”
“Harry!”
“Darling!” Harry shot up from his seat on the large couch strongly tightly around you as he buried his face in your neck smothering kisses everywhere.
“ I’ve missed you so much” he whispered eyes going glassy but he refused to reveal it as he hid his neck further into you.
“It’s only been two weeks my love and I’ve seen you every meal time” you reply gently combing through his hair tugging every now and then just how he liked it.
“Still too long, and that isn’t enough” was the reply you received as you squealed because of him lifting you into his arms.
“So now you are not moving, ever again you are mine!” He grumbled situating you on the couch then laying himself on top of you arms pulled tight around you and head on your chest. Finally feeling peace wash over him once again.
“ I think I can live with that “
Hope you guys enjoyed I thought this was really cute please send requests- love C 🐾
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These few for the otp asks pleaaassee!!😁💖 7,8,9,12
Favorite headcanon trope/idea? (Your own or someone else’s)
I know its cool to hate canon, but I actually love how thy built Drake’s and Mc’s relationship. I love the stargaze, the moment in between in the cellar, the competing in the snow, the game at the bar, the hot scene in Paris, the restaurant in Rome, every moment I just love.
Least favorite headcanon trope/idea?
That freaking circus of a wedding. It’s so NOT Drake and Lex.
Favorite aspect of them/their relationship dynamics?
I love that they’re friends. They’re incredibly passionate about each other and sex is an essential part of their marriage but their friendship is what holds them together through the hard times. They would do anything for the other. ANYTHING.
If you had to take them and plunk them into another fandom, what fandom would that be? Why?
Definitely Harry Potter’s because it’s the only one that I’m this passionate about. I’ve actually already HC somethings about them. Drake would definitely be a Gryffindor and Lexie a Hufflepuff (and proud about it!). Lexie would be House prefect and Drake captain of the Quidditch team, etc … They would of course hate each other at first and a lot of other little things
Thank you SO much for asking!! 💕💕
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its-all-ineffable · 3 years
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To all my followers...how are you? x
To my wonderful followers out there - how are you all? I know that there are a lot of horrible things going on out there in the world, not even including the global pandemic, and I just want to check on you all. 
So, to all of you - the ones I speak with regularly, the ones that I’ve never talked to, the ones I’ve not seen in a while - just know that if you want to send me asks about anything or DM me about anything, you are welcome and you are wanted. A rant/emotional unloading, a fandom based question, or just for a general chat, whatever you like. I am here for you and will support you in any way I am able. 
I love you. I’m here for you. Talk to me if you need/want to. That is all. xx
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thereal-linh-cinder · 4 years
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Cinder’s Notes on Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone
Hi I’m a walking Harry Potter encyclopedia and I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve read the books, but I do know that I first read them in 4th grade and by 6th grade I had read them 9 times. I’m now in my first year of college and I know I’ve read them more than 15 times and Im rereading them again! 
Like the nerd I am, I’ve been annotating and taking notes. Here are mine for book 1. (I read it about a year ago and ended up taking a break because I just wasnt in the mood)
****spoilers for the ENTIRE HP series. Obviously.
Can you read in animagus form? Do you gain every feature/trait of the animal? (this got answered, yes u can read)
How does the deluminator know when you want to take a light or put it back? 
“Perhaps it had something to do with living in a dark cupboard, but Harry had always been small and skinny for his age.” or it could be the years of abuse and malnourishment, but sure yeah cupboard
Did Harry’s magic influence his reaction to the years of abuse? Is that why it seems undervalued? 
Hagrid says he “flew” to the hut on the rock, but there was no broom. Did he fly the same way Voldy did in book 7?
17 sickles to a galleon. 29 knuts to a sickle. This means that there are 493 knuts to a galleon.
IMAGINE if Harry had actually gotten the gold cauldron omg
I always forget that Ron has Charlie’s old wand. What did Charlie do?
the sorting ceremony is so stressful, that’s so much pressure on 11y/os
no wonder the Fat Friar is the Hufflepuff ghost. Also I wonder what his real name was.
WHY weren’t the Sorting Hat’s songs in the movies bruh
reminder that this group of first years is unusually small bc this is the post-war lot
Harry joining Gryffindor does NOT help their ego
the alphabetical order during the sorting ceremony is the most organized thing at the school
Hagrid is literally the best (dont remember what this was about but facts) (probably when he sends Harry the letter to tea)
I wonder if Hogwarts counts absences and tardies like public muggle schools? Do you need a doctors note from Pomfrey? Do tardies add up? 
is there a recipe for rock cakes
JKR and her weird eye colors. She sounds like a 12y/o fic writer
“Perhaps brooms, like horses” did Harry learn that in muggle school? Did the Dursleys take him horse riding? Huh???
Harry is really good at almost getting expelled
Why is the Trophy Room always unlocked
If Gryffindor has Quidditch practice 3x a week, whendo the other houses have time to practice? (I suppose at different times of day but still. Geez, Wood.)
10 points is nowhere near enough points for two 11 year olds taking out an entire mountain troll by themselves.
“Harry was very lucky that he now had Hermione as a friend” oh buddy u have NO idea
Honestly I’m glad Hermione doesnt let the boys copy her work and this was where I started to wonder if she influenced me 
The whole Snape complex.Is this book big foreshadowing for it? Snape seems evil but turns out “not” to be (i don’t like Snape or his sad excuse of a redemption but..)
Angelina Johnson, feminist icon
Lee’s Quidditch commentary is still one of the best things
Never forget that the Twins pelted Voldemort in the face with snowballs. Quirrell must be a pretty damn good actor...
Hogwarts is just the same as any other school, bullying is fine but physical fighting is not
If Ron grew up in the Wizarding World, why doesnt he know about Flamel? Especially if he has like 7 of Dumbledore’s chocolate frog cards? 
And why isnt Flamel in any of those books if he’s such an important and influential alchemist? 
Isnt an invisibility cloak just a cloak with a disillusionment charm on it? (not Harry’s obvs) Why are thy so “rare and valuable” if theyre so easy to make? 
Why so much food at Christmas if half the school is gone
Dumbledore says he sees himself holding socks in the Mirror of Erised, but we know he really sees Grindelwald his family just like Harry. Socks set House Elves free. Is this a metaphor for wanting to be freed from the guilt he faces about Arianna? 
Hermione really is kinda evil. This flattery? Slytherin potential (again dont remember what part this is referring to) 
these kids dont live in 2019 where its possible to just fake a mental breakdown to get out of class lol 
Why do the Gryffindors get 50 points taken each and Malfoy only gets 20 taken? Also, 10 is STILL not enough for taking out a troll. McGonagall needs to sort out her priorities...
Hogwarts knows how to do detention.
Firenze is the Legolas of centaurs
...how did the boys not notice the Devil’s snare
what is up with hand magic? I keep noticing it in the Fantastic Beasts movies and now Quirrell just snaps his fingers and ropes bind Harry??? huh????
Dumbledore definitely set up this entire obstacle course for Harry, which is....questionable.
FIFTY POINTS FOR CHESS BUT ONLY 10 FOR TAKING OUT A TROLL??????????
I love the irony in “trying to remember how to make a forgetfulness potion.” Also, could that potion be used in place of Obliviate?
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shroudednetwork · 4 years
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Tagged by this Bo-ner @yourlocalslasher Rules: Tag 10 followers You’d Like to Know More Name: Teairra Gender: Female Sexuality: Bisexual Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff Favorite Animal: Banana Snake Current Time: 10:28 P.M. Cats or Dogs: Dogs Dream Job: Animator When I Made My Blog: I’d say somewhere early springtime this year Reason For My URL: I love slashers a lot, hell even wanna marry them, which is where the “Mrs.” comes in.
I tag thy slasher sluts!: @chocolategir @hex-bastard-child-energy @graymowse @gophergal @pomme-pommes @pink-ghost-face @yuiezi @happy-mousie @motionlessinwhiteislife Could only tag nine lmao
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chibi-tsukiko · 4 years
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Simon Lovelace :)
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: LOYALTY THY NAME IS SIMON!!! 
worst quality: his jealousy/insecurities can sometimes get the best of him
ship them with: Izzy
brotp them with: George *cries*, Clary, and Jace
needs to stay away from: Greater Demons
misc. thoughts: the sweetest bean! Like this boy has been through the MOST. Talk about an identity crisis! But ya know what? Simon was already kind-hearted and i think being apart of the mundane world, the downworlders, and now the shadowhunters has only enhanced that. he truly knows what it’s like on all sides and I think that gives him such a powerful voice among the shadowhunters and I cannot way to see him and Clary in TLBoTW!!! I’m ready for some new parabatai feels!!! 
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Hi! Can I please request a matchup, if its not to much to ask. I’m a 5’1 pan female with long hair that fades from red to blonde. I am very curvy/busty and I am very insecure about it, which leads to me shutting myself out from others. I am very soft-spoken, intelligent, and extremely patient. I love to play the ukulele and sing! I have been bullied for most of my life because I am really shy. I’m also an INTJ, Aquarius and Hufflepuff! Thank you so much!
it’s certainly not too much to ask :)
I wanna match thy with
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Allura!
The Pure Couple
Lemme just start this with she thinks you’re gorgeous. Period. She loves your height, your curves, your hair, your personality, you’re like, perfect in her eyes. She doesn’t exactly understand insecurities? so she doesn’t get why you don’t think you’re as beautiful as she thinks you are, but she doesn’t let that change the fact you don’t necessarily think so and is always giving you compliments and makes it her personal goal to always make you feel comfortable with yourself. You try to shut her out but, bless her heart, she doesn’t notice and just keeps going on like everything’s fine until you just accept the fact that there is no pushing her away. She loves listening to your ‘tiny guitar’ and hearing you sing, finding it fascinating that humans use their vocal chords like that. She is super fuckin protective and will not tolerate comments being made towards you in a fashion she doesn’t like. She finds your shyness so cute and basically an uber protective Gryffindor that can and will throw hands to protect her smol Hufflepuff.
~Admin Rori💜
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yesterdaysanswers · 4 years
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Tags!
I was tagged by the lovely miss @majestickatelyn , thanks for making me your victim!
Nicknames: the special person in my life calls me “kiddo”
Sign: Virgo
Hogwarts house: it seems that I am in Hufflepuff
Last thing I googled: how to spell a word bc I hate to make spelling mistakes
Song stuck in my head right now: So Far To Fall by ELP
Following: 110 but I think a lot of these are inactive
Followers: 60
Lucky number: I don’t really have one? How about 9?
Dream job: I’m not saying this would be a particularly successful or fruitful dream job, but record store owner? I bet that in reality it would really suck and I’d have to deal with a lot of idiots. Or maybe something where I could be creative or at least be around creative people.
Wearing: my new fave outfit which is a black dress with little white diamonds on it, mustard sweater & mustard tights, brown leather ankle boots, and a necklace I borrowed from my mom bc I left all my necklaces back home. And I never really used to wear dresses until just recently!
Current fave song: this is a real toss up right now between Lend Your Love to Me Tonight and Hallowed Be Thy Name, both by (surprise!) ELP
Instruments: I can kind of play acoustic guitar, but I don’t practice very often. I used to play the clarinet but haven’t played in years.
Random fact: can make a kazoo sound with my mouth/nose
Aesthetic: Whispering Bob Harris & basically everything about the 70s OGWT, midcentury modern, pop art and bold colors but also clean lines, minimalism and lots of black & grey, vinyl records, touchable fabrics
My victims shall be: @auroreamethyste , @the-supernatural-atheist , @thestrawberrywarlus , @sf-sorrows , @lowkey-crimson , @streaminginonsunlightwings , @hazel-gay @keithemerson , @chronically-fangirls only if you want to. I know there’s been a lot of tags flying around lately!
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