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markscherz · 2 months
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how do i (snake and other various reptile and amphibian lover) convince my mom (definitely Not that) that snakes are cool and cute as fuck because i think it's her dislike of snakes and other various reptiles and amphibians that's keeping them away from my house :(
A PowerPoint presentation will help.
I think a lot of parents appreciate dry humour well illustrated, and I think this is your chance to prove that you know how to form cogent and convincing arguments. Also good practice for your later life.
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vamptits · 7 months
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i don't even care unless it's gerard.
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asterdotash · 7 months
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has anyone stopped to consider the fact that the word obstetrics 100% did not exist in whatever time Bildad the Shuhite was in, so he probably sounded like an absolute lunatic to all of the angels *and* Job's family during his whole speech about how children were born
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waywardly-we-go · 4 months
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cocktailjjrs · 4 months
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Guys guys guys....
Soukoku...
But with Bad Blood
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Okay so just imagine this -
Chuuya minding his own business and then one fine day Gin introduces him to Taylor Swift's Bad Blood.
For the first few seconds Chuuya is skeptic. He loves music, loves to sing even but it's mostly rock. He is not that interested in pop songs or such.
But then he focuses on the lyrics and boom... you've got a monster that one Dazai Osamu was soo not ready for.
Gin totally knew what she was doing and she is not one bit apologetic!
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So then we have Chuuya totally relating to the lyrics of Bad Blood and then whenever he comes across Dazai, he just goes -
"'Cause baby, now we got bad blood, You know it used to be mad love, So take a look what you've done. 'Cause baby, now we got bad blood"
The first time it happens Dazai is stunned into silence. His brain taking time to process Chuuya looking straight in his eyes and calling him Baby!
And then it just keeps happening,
"Chuuuyaaaa - "
"I don't hate you, but I hate to critique, overrate you"
"What's wrong with you!"
"No, I don't fear no more. Better yet, respect ain't quite sincere no more"
"You are making no sense, Slug!"
"Oh, it's so sad to. Think about the good times, You and I"
...
"Did Chuuya shrink even more than last time"
"Remember when you tried to write me off? Remember when you thought I'd take a loss? Don't you remember?  Oh, wait, you got amnesia"
"When did that happen!"
"Stabbed in the back. Still, all my life, I got money and power. And you gotta live with the bad blood now"
"Okay, i need you to stop right now! Let's talk like adults"
"Now we've got problems, and I don't think we can solve 'em. You made a really deep cut, And, baby, now we've got bad blood"
"WHAA-"
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*After using corruption - in some distant future*
"You really are reckless Chibi, can't even take care of yourself. Now i have to take care of you! Bad dog!"
"Band-Aids don't fix bullet holes. You say sorry just for show. If you live like that, you live with ghosts"
"But i didn't say sorry and it wasn't my fault to begin with?" (it totally was)
"You forgive, you forget, but you never let it go"
"Stubborn as always, I see. But again, what did i even do?"
"If you love like that, blood runs cold"
"What the actual Fuck!"
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And then one day Dazai finally figures out what all this months of torture were about while Chuuya is having the time of his life -
"You are sooo cruel!"
"You know it used to be mad love. So take a look what you've done"
"Yes, i get it! I messed up! Can you stop now!"
"Now we've got problems. And I don't think we can solve 'em"
"If you don't stop, i'll also start with something just a irritating. Then don't get mad"
"You made a really deep cut. And, baby, now we've got bad blood"
"Chuuuuyaaa, STOP!!!"
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And this can be about literally anything Dazai had done till date and not just deflecting PM.
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muffledexplosion162 · 5 months
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they have the same vibe and you can’t change my mind
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general-dweebous · 2 months
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I have this hilarious scene in my head where Gale/Professor Gale gestures to you in the library asking if the seat near you is taken, and you just gesture back that the space is free- so of course he takes a seat.
Then for the next several minutes on and off, Gale is rambling about some topic or book (maybe even throwing in a compliment), before you glance back at him and push your hair behind your ear exposing your earbuds, taking one out and saying “sorry, did you say something?”
I can’t tell if he’d just start over, or if he’d stumble over his words trying to act as if he wasn’t just basically talking to himself that whole time…
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fairycosmos · 1 year
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is anyone else afraid and also freaked out
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canonslut · 3 months
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i'm going to be so real for a long time i thought certain parts of men's naked bodies were only hot in theory. dick. balls. ass. hot in theory... not as hot in reality. i thought it was just one of those things that we lied to each other about. but eddie... eddie changed everything... i'm obsessed with his dick, i'm obsessed with his balls, i'm obsessed with his ass. i've seen the light
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z0nic · 4 months
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anyone wanna talk to me
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ferrymann · 6 months
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“stop talking about that” no, sorry. autism.
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vodid · 7 months
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good morning (it is 4 pm.) how is everyone doing
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pessimistic-gh0st · 1 month
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I feel like I should probably do an intro post at some point but at the same time I have no idea what I'd say
Like oh yes welcome to my blog where my only consistent 'hobby' is rotting in my room, my only interests turn out to be hyper fixations that vary or I just lose interest in everything, I have no talents, I'm confused about everything (specifically who the hell I am), I've got no fucking clue what I'm doing in life, I have no friends in irl, I'm mentally unwell, I have a minimum of about 7 different crises a day and I'm running on 2hrs of sleep if I'm lucky
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dadralt · 2 months
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tw: death
tfw your grandpa's been dying for 6 months and it feels like you've been grieving him every day yet now that his death seems to actually get close you can't let him go just yet. how typing this down makes you tear up. but you're relieved for him because lying in a hospital bed just ain't for him. he's had 99 beautiful years on this earth and you're so grateful you got to be part of some of those. because what a man he was, truly set the standard. wish you all knew him, he was one of a kind, the funniest, the best <3
& you don't believe in god but you hope he gets to see all the people he loved and lost again, wherever that may be. and you'll carry them all in your heart, forever.
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idlenight · 3 months
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I may or may not have been going insane about pokemon scarlet and violet but specifically the dlc. However idk if i should just… go nuts about it over here or make a second sideblog and go wild about it in peace and quiet mostly to spare myself the embarrassment.
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macaroni-rascal · 1 month
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I've got to the conclusion I deeply dislike What's Wrong With Secretary Kim.
All the side characters are endlessly fucking annoying, especially that red lipstick girl, the main man is a narcissist that doesn't actually grow at all, still calling himself perfect in every way in episode 10, the 'mystery' is taking forever, the main girl's family are irritating as hell, there's simply no reason for the main girl to like the main guy, and what's more, she seems annoyed by him half the time, like rolling her eyes at his antics.
He would need about a year of therapy to even come close to being able to be in a successful relationship; the older sisters were taken care of by the younger sister/main girl, but still act superior, all mighty, and nosy. I've taken to fast forwarding through any of the side plot, especially asshole frugal man and new secretary lady, jesus christ. I don't know what it is, but 95% of the characters in this show do not act like people, they are caricatures, or act like literal children. The only one with sense is the main guy's best friend. He's cool.
EDIT:
So, wait, he barely apologizes for never telling her that she was the one who got kidnapped with him? And she cries is is just fine with it?
And then he tries to propose the same day?
I can't with these fucking idiots.
Oh good, the next day he forces himself into her apartment and tires to move in. This man is a child, with no boundaries, and a truly sickening amount of entitlement.
Wait. So, the older brother who got his little brother kidnapped, felt guilty or something, so he stole his little brother's experience for himself? He just took his little brother's bedroom, and screamed that he got kidnapped because of him? And the parents....went along with this? Man, fuck this kid, and fuck these parents. Jesus christ what a convoluted nonsense plot.
This is so stupid.
This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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