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i looooove the way you wrote carmys casual dominance over the reader in the feeling. could you write something else that has that same vibe? like him being protective/ dominant over her while they’re around the rest of the crew?
ahhh thank you so much!!! the casual dominance was a must for me with carmy it just makes me weak in the knees lol.
"Why don't you let me help you?" You hummed, leaning over Carmen's shoulder, watching as he expertly cut the onions. "I can handle spaghetti sauce."
Carmen scoffed lightly, looking up at you under heavy brows, still chopping furiously- much faster than anything you could. "I got it." He nodded.
Your face fell slightly, stepping back to stand beside him. Carmen invited you to family every night before the restaurant opened, it was sometimes the only time you'd see him until that night when he'd collapse into bed next to you. It was the busy season, summer and tourist time, meaning everyone wanted to come to the infamous restaurant.
Carmen's chest flooded with a pang of guilt at your small frown. Fuck, maybe he'd been too mean. "'m sorry, baby. Here, I have prep to do. Can you put this in the pan for me? Start it."
The tiny smile that curled on your lips made Carmen's heart skip in his chest. "Yes, Chef." You hummed, pressing a kiss to his cheek, snagging the diced onions and sliding them into the pan.
You'd seen Carmen make it enough to know how to make this recipe. Canned tomato sauce, oregano, onions- you measured them, adding it all easily.
"Woah-ho-ho, look who we got here." Richie cackled, turning the corner, ignoring Sydney's screams to announce it. "We got a new chef on the roster?"
You rolled your eyes, snagging the can opener and pressing the handles together. "Yeah, I'm your replacement, Richie."
Richie's face fell slightly. He knew you were joking but a part of him worried. "Cousin, what's this, huh?"
"She's just helping, alright? Get outta the way." Carmen nodded, slicing the beef easily. His eyes watched you, flicking from his task back to you.
"Hey," Carmen called, a firm snap of the tongue that had you turning to him. "Put the hair back, baby. No one wants a hair in their food."
"Yeah, c'mon." Richie added, snickering as you snagged the hair tie off your wrist. "Gonna replace me and she don't even know how to cook right-"
"Hey, easy, cousin." Carmen's eyes were hard, glaring at Richie, the whirr of his knife sliding across the cutting board adding a dangerous edge.
Richie held his hands up in mock defense. "My apologies, your fucking majesties." He scoffed.
You rolled your eyes, moving onto the next step on the card, pouring the cans of sauce in easily and stirring, giving the side of the pan a firm tap with the spoon to get the excess off. Reaching for the knob to turn the heat up, Carmen's hands were on your waist before you could.
"Here, baby," Carmen rasped, pulling you back slightly. "Gotta loose shirt on, so you gotta stay back, alright? Tuck it in or something for me. I don't want it catchin' on fire." He muttered, hand sliding over the hem of your shirt, pressing it gently against you.
"Actually, go find an apron, ok? I'l get this started. I don't want you gettin' anything on ya." Carmen nodded towards the back.
"Yes, Chef." You saluted him playfully, passing the spoon to him.
Carmen watched you walk towards his office, stirring the ingredients before turning on the stove. He let the flame on a low flicker, reaching in his pocket for his own cigarettes, fishing one out and lighting it under the pilot light.
"Chef," Carmen called, catching Sydney as she turned the corner. "You got it?"
"I got it." Sydney nodded.
"Great, I'll be in my office." Carmen walked off, finding you in his office, lazily looking through the papers on his desk.
"Anything good?" He asked, leaning against the door, arms crossed over his broad chest.
"What is spicy Moroccan carrot salad?" You tilted your head, reading Carmen's sloppy handwriting scribbled on the notecard.
"A side Sydney thinks would go good with the flounder we're getting in." Carmen hummed, blowing the smoke out the door before shutting it behind him.
He sunk down in his chair, patting his lap for you to sit with him. "Thanks f' helpin' me with family tonight." Carmen muttered, arms around your waist, bumming the cigarette in the tray. "Shouldn't be too long tonight."
You hummed, leaning back into his chest, head lulling back so you could look at him. "Not too long like I should wait up for you or...?"
Carmen snorted lightly. "I'll be home before midnight. Sydney and Marcus are closing tonight." He sighed, pressing a tiny kiss on your shoulder.
"Good," You grinned, turning so you were straddling him, your core rocking over his, covered by the aprons.
#thebearer#carmen berzatto blurb#thebearerblurbs#the bear#carmy the bear#carmy smut#carmen berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#carmen berzatto smut#carmen berzatto fic#carmen berzatto fluff#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy x reader#carmy berzatto x you#the bear season 2#the bear hulu#bear
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I need to know what the TF boys think about Halloween costumes & if they’d be willing to do couples costumes lol
You're in luck bc I'm gonna be doing an LaL special with all the guys and their girls and costumes!
But, for those who dont read Leather and Lace universe, let's have some thoughts!
Will is going to do bare minimum. Im sorry, he's just not a costume guy. Im thinking like putting on a leather jacket and saying he's like, james dean or someone from, IDK, top gun? He'd be like Jim from the Office. If he can get out of wearing a costume he will. However, if he had a kid and they want to dress up together, he'll oblige and not throw a fit.
Santi is somewhat the same. I think he'd be more willing to like, wear something like a pirate costume or something like that, but nothing thats going to make him look silly. No fake mustahces but you could convince him to grow out his facial hair. If you want to go all out, he'll hype you up.
Benny is ALL OUT. we know that. This year I can totally see him as Ken, ANY of the Ken costumes. I HC he loooooved the barbie movie. There's nothing he wouldn't wear, esp if you asked him to match, but I think he'd prefer something fun and dramatic vs what Im wearing rn, Joel Miller lol
Frankie isn't going to be huge on dress up, but even in universes where Benny and Fish aren't a couple, I always HC they ar v close and Frankie and Benny get into antics, so I can see Frankie dressing up with Benny. Also, Frankie is the world's BEST DAD. He's going to dress matched up with her, absolutely. If she's a princess, he'll be knight (Will benny be a jester? Yes.)
#triple frontier#Benny Miller#Santiago Garcia#Will miller#william miller#benjamin miller#Francisco morales#frankie morales#benny and frankie#Francisco catfish morales#santiago pope garcia#william ironhead miller#triple frontier hcs#triple frontier headcanons
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top 5 skz songs to sing along to? and top 5 of your favorite dishes? and top 5 songs you’d like han jisungie to cover in full? sorry for sending fifty billion things i just love your insights and would love to hear your thoughts and opinions 💖
aah ana ilysm ok cracking my knuckles, lets go
top 5 skittles song to sing along to:
1. Topline (always and forever, i screamed so loud i nearly passed out)
2. Cheese (click clack, bang)
ur gonna laugh at me for the rest of these but
3. wolfgang (graaow we go wild)
4. gone away (ssshhh dont tell anyone that i like a skz ballad)
5. miroh (its a must, stray kids woo)
favorite dishes
1. bolognese pasta (am i 5? maybe)
2. bibimbap (i love how everyone makes it a little different, i love the variety of flavors, i love how indulgent it is without being super greasy)
3. frankfurter grüne soße (‘green sauce’ its technically a super simple dish, its usually just served with eggs and potatos. but its very specific.
theres herbs in it that are barely used nowadays, very old german cuisine vibes. and if you get the ratio exactly right and the herbs are in season it has such a delicate and specific flavor. a little sweet, a little mustardy, very refreshing. it’s hard to describe. also is excellent with white asparagus and young potatoes (in season at the same time) or surprisingly a really ripe avocado. anyway its hard to find most of the year in most of germany but since i am from frankfurt its a matter of pride)
4. sashimi or maybe a really good ceviche (i love raw fish but ceviche has become such a trend thing that its usually just not great here)
5. can i just say salad? like maybe its bc its getting hot but a really nice salad maybe with some haloumi or avocado or some grilled fish and some really nice bread is sooooo good.
ok top songs i want hanji to cover. now this is why i put this ask off for so long top 5 is SUCH a high bar to clear. ok that being said though i have some directions i would looooove him to explore.
(for convenience, a shortlist without my rambling:
1. kacey musgraves - golden hour/slow burn/ butterflies
2. the internet - get away | just sayin/i tried
3. paramore - misery business
4. arctic monkeys - leave before the lights come on/do me a favour
5. the strokes - is this it)
1. intimate acoustic guitar country songs like kacey musgraves did on golden hour (god i was obsessed with that album) this whole album has such a sunny warmth to it, and such a specific cleverness in the songwriting i think jisungs voice would just be so pretty on it. my top choices would be butterflies or golden hour or slow burn i think
2. jazzy, slow a little funky rnb like the internet used to make (rip to that band i will miss u forever) plus their breakup songs have a pettiness that just gels with jisungs vibes so well. i wouldnt really want a straight cover but like if he put some additional vocals and a little laid back rap verse on get away or just sayin/i tried uuuugh a perfect fuckin idea.
3. obvious one but paramore misery business but i would accept any of their like. earlier actually kinda emo stuff.
4. self indulgent but my favorite arctic monkeys song is leave before the lights come on i would LOVE to see what he does with that OR possibly do me a favour. again, petty but like… suuuuch great storytelling that i think would fit him
5. the strokes is this it idk i just think its a lazy existential dread/petty relationship sort of vibe that would fit him if he was allowed to make music like that lmao kind of similar vibe to those arctic monkeys songs but this is just the music i grew up on so i am biased
(if i could be self indulgent with songs that DONT fit him i would love to see him do patti smith because the night OR like. a fuckin hole song like doll parts OR theres this korean dj/producer(?) called cifika who did a remix for seulgis solo and i would loooooove to see him work with someone like that, her stuff has turned very futuristic and moody/dark lately OR because i cant /not/ mention him make the boy do tougher than the rest by bruce springsteen, it would be the cringiest fuckin thing in history and yet…. if he put his own production on it…. could be a vibe)
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Hello you mrs. dangerous risk taker adrenaline rusher lefty eyebag 😌
Work is done. It was boring, but at least I didn't get difficult customers. Yeah, I sit all day, except when I go for lunch and then breaks. I try to move as much when I have break time. I wish we had bluetooth headsets, so I can do chores while waiting on a call haha
Ooh what did you make for dinner? How are you today?
When you say you said you don't move when you sleep, I picture you like a vampire in the coffin. With their arms crossed and just laying still 🤣 I sleep with my eyes closed hehehe but no, I sleep weird. I have to lay on my tummy, and I look like a starfish.
So the snow mobile is like riding a motorcycle?
Yeah I went on a jetski once and it was fun because of how fast we can go. But I was just a passenger though. I love kayaking. It's peaceful.
Thay flow rider thing looks fun, but I can see how you'd be sore. Did you do it a lot when you were on the cruise? Cause you can fall easily can't you? 😅
Yeah.. it just reminded me of you cause it's like baseball and archery in one.. cause you throw the ball in baseball, so axe throwing is like it and its sharp like an arrow. I don't know if I made sense but it made sense in my head 😅 lol
My eyes widened when I read the last part with the dogs. Definitely think you're crazy. Hahahaha no no I'm just kidding. Doing something like a vigilante thing. If I can do anything without getting caught, I'd probably do something like the rich thing. Scam them out of their riches, then donate to the ones in need and buy myself land to build a house.
If you could be president, what's the first thing you will do for the people?
-CuriousGeorge
Hello!! the weird left eyebag is back here! lol how r u? and what you doing now? i hope u r still awake. anywaay, i'm eating chocolate moose now, n it's so good!
yeah that could be one of the culprit, sitting down all day can make your muscles tight from your back up to your neck and then gonna give u a headache.
you can't even put in like a wired earphone? that sucks that you cant do anything else while taking calls.
I made a homemade club sandwich with bacon, turkey, ham, lettuce tomato and avocado. We also smoked a bologna for tomorrow so we can have some bologna sandwich. :D
lol.. i dont sleep like that but yeah sometime i really dont move when i sleep. hahahaha.
oh you sleep on your tummy? wow, what a funny coincidence. He sleeps like that most of the time, my crush also sleeps on her tummy and now you too? Do I attract people who likes to sleep on their tummy or something? lol
hmm yeah i guess it's the same like motorcycle. I dont know because i never ride a motorcyle by myself. I always sit as passanger.
yeah i think jetski and sea doo is kinda similar. hmm i guess that's why i havent tried canoeing or kayaking, maybe because i think it's a little too slow or something.. but also kinda scary for me, im just worried what if it tips over. especially kayaking, if it tips over im stuck in the water n cant roll back up with my leg stuck in the kayak n running out of breath. lol.
do you like white water rafting?? I looooove rafting! it's so fun! the adrenaline rush, love it!
yes i tried in when i was on a cruise. it's like an extra thing u can try but u have to pay. I think we booked it for an hour or something and yes, i fell easily because i dont know how to surf. I got bad whiplash to from falling on my back n my head hit the mat.
Do u like to fish? if u do, what type of fishing you like? fresh water fishing or deep sea fishing or fly fishing?
ah i see. yeah that makes sense. kinda like batting cage and shooting arrow. to be honest, i think it really sweet that you remember me about it. it's because u pay remember what i told u about me. n I appreciate it so much, so thank you. :)
so did u try axe throwing before?
i wanna try to go to (some places are called with this name) break room / rage room or something. that's a place where u go in a room n u can break whatever things u want in it. have u try that before?
oh yeah, i know it sounds crazy about destroying the place that mistreated dog or serve dog as food. I hate it. i think love is the loveliest animal and most loyal. so i think it's really fucked up if people mistreated animals especially dogs. it always pissed me off. :D your plan is nice too. we can be the robin hood duo.hahaha. complete with the eyebags of course. lol. plus i can do archery so i think we'll do good. lol
hm i really dont know how to answer this question actually. i have some thoughts but I prefer not to say it. :D what about u?
next question?
Cheerio!
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FF XV | Headcanons | Dating the Chocobros
Request: Some relationship headcanons with Chocobros? [by Anon]
A/N: I want all of them, okay? Okay. ALSO I’M SORRY THIS TOOK SOOOO LONG!! I’m slowly getting back into writing from my block. UGH writer’s block SUCKS! >_< Hope you enjoy!
Pairing(s): Gladiolus Amicitia x reader; Ignis Scientia x reader; Noctis Lucis Caelum x reader; Prompto Argentum x reader
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• Most protective boyfriendTM. Gladio always has his eyes on you, ready to defend you from anything and anyone that’s threatening you in anyway. It doesn’t even matter if you can actually fight for yourself or not - he’s gonna be there and kick some serious butt if you’re in danger or uncomfortable or whatever.
• Outdoor-dates are a must. As we know this man loooooves to be outside and he’d be thrilled if you would share this passion with him. If you’re not a huge fan of the outdoors, he appreciates it even more if you agree to go camping or hiking with him.
• As we know, he trains a lot. And sometimes he just goes a little too far and gets some injuries. so, patching him up after training or after a day out with his friends becomes a normal thing for you. A scratch here, a torn muscle there... luckily enough, he never comes home with any serious injuries.
• Gladio is a gentle giant - and actually very romantic. He’s not the type to take you out for dinner or prepare a fance candle light dinner himself. He’s more the type to build blanket forts and prepare everything for cuddly movie nights.
• He loves physical affection. He’s always touching your hand, having an arm around your waist, kissing you... there’s no stopping him. Not even in public. He doesn’t mind the stares. He loves showing everybody that you belong to him. ♥
• Ignis is such a gentleman. He always makes sure you are comfortable, he pampers and compliments you at every chance he gets.
• He will prepare you three meals every day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner - no excuses, no discussions. Sometimes you’re allowed to join him in the kitchen and help him with preparing your meals - but usually when he’s cooking, the kitchen is off limits for you (or anybody for that matter).
• He will get you a gift every week! It could be flowers, sweets, a book you wanted to read, a game you wanted to play, your favorite pastries (which he made himself of course), a new necklace, earrings... he will never fail to surprise you. 10/10 would marry, including me.
• Ignis is - without a doubt - the best listener on the planet. Not only does he listen to your venting or rambling... but he also makes sure he understands why certain things bother you and asks before he gives you any kind of advice. He also doesn’t judge you. He wants to hear everything you have to say, encourages you to talk to him about anything you want and he wants you to trust him.
• He’s a textbook-romantic. Long and hot baths after a stressful day, the tub surrounded by candles? Yup. Candle-light dinner (homemade of course!) for your anniversary? Got that. Cuddling on the couch for hours on end, in dim lighting, watching crappy movies and binge-eating snacks? Absolutey. Speaking of cuddles... he loves them. Doesn’t matter if it’s in the morning, at night or in a rare quiet minute of his day. No further explanation needed.
• Fishing dates! Fishing dates! Fishing dates! There’s nothing better than spending the day far away from any other human being, somewhere in the wilderness at a quiet lake, watching your boyfriend fish... is there?
• Prepare for an endless array of events, galas, balls, ceremonies... you’re dating the Prince of Lucis and people expect you and him to get married sometime in the future. They basically already view you as their queen.
• You definitely have your own personal guard(s). Noctis doesn’t want anything to happen to you so when you go out into the city, meet your friends, whatever - you will have at least one shadow following you at all times.
• Regular tea dates with Regis! When Noctis is training with Gladio or working with Ignis on some paperwork, you and Regis will have tea (or coffee, whatever you prefer). Regis wants to get to know his son’s girlfriend aka future daughter-in-law. He likes you and he approves of your relationship. (And i also feel like having tea with Regis would be so much fun, he seems like a really nice man. ;-;)
• Sleeping in whenever possible. And cuddling while doing so. Noctis is a very heavy sleeper too, so once you’re in his arms there’s no escape. He will not let go of you unless you wake him up. Koala-mode level 499. He has almost perfected it. Almost.
• 10/10 supportive boyfriend. Doesn’t matter what it is that you’re doing - Prompto is there to support you and cheer you on. Whole-heartedly. He’s not faking it. He genuinly believes in you and wants to see you succeed.
• Prompto does that thing that animals do sometimes when they want attention. He pokes you with his nose. You’re reading a book and he wants cuddles. He gets reeeeeaaaal close, puts his head on your shoulder... and then rubs his nose on your cheek gently, until you get the hint. Don’t be mad at him pls, he’s just a very soft and shy boi. ;-;
• You’re his No. 1 Model! He constantly takes pictures of you. Whether you’re posing for him or just doing everyday things, it doesn’t matter. He thinks you look perfect on every single picture and he wants to keep them all. But - being the wonderful, loving, supportive boyfriend he is - he lets you look through all the pics and deletes the ones you really hate.
• He teaches you how to properly use a gun. Just in case. He would never want you to go on hunts and he hopes you never have to use a gun. But... just in case something bad happens, he wants to make sure you can protect yourself if necessary.
• He loooooves playing with your hair. Whether it’s short, long or a wig... it’s just so intimate and therapeutic for him, he can’t stop himself from reaching out and running his fingers through your hair (braiding it, if possible). Another thing that he really loves are imperfections. Whenever he feels like you struggle with something concerning your body, he makes sure to give some extra love to that bodypart. Kissing stretchmarks or scars, running his hands over “jiggly” areas, etc. He just.... loves you. So much. ALL of you. Including your imperfections. Or rather... especially your imperfections.
#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#final fantasy xv headcanons#final fantasy 15 headcanons#gladiolus amicitia#gladiolus amicitia x reader#ignis scientia#ignis scientia x reader#noctis lucis caelum#noctis lucis caelum x reader#prompto argentum#prompto argentum x reader
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Losing You
[Fjord/Reader]
When the fish-man raised his blade towards a nearly knocked out Fjord, you didn’t stop to think. You’d been fighting nearby, exchanging quips and pointing out weaknesses to both him and Yasha. You dashed towards him, heart in your throat, unable to call out. If you could just run, knock into the fish-man, he'd probably miss Fjord.
You didn’t expect the sword to pierce through you. You heard, vaguely, Fjord call out from behind you. You stumbled backwards and a pair of arms wrapped around you from behind, gripping your elbows to keep you steady. The fish-man gurgled, nearly seeming to laugh, and leaned down to wrench the sword from your body.
Fjord pumped all the healing he had into you even as he felt your knees buckle and your body go lax. He blindly let out a volley of Eldritch blasts towards the fish man, before slowly easing you to the ground. You weren’t breathing. He couldn’t tell anymore where his blood ended and yours began.
“Caduceus!” Fjord yelled, whipping his head around to look for him. “Jester!” Suddenly Beau was beside him, taking everything in.
“There’s a few fish guys left, I’ll bring Caduceus to you.” She said, rushing off again. Fjord nodded absently. He knew he should help fight, he knew he needed to get up. He just couldn’t will himself to do so.
*
You opened your eyes, feeling the rush of water pulling at your clothes. You sit up, finding yourself in a never ending plane of water, only a few inches deep. There doesn’t seem to be a tide, as water slowly moves in all directions. You drag yourself to your feet.
Suddenly worried, you look to your chest: no sword, no blood, no wound. Now that you’ve stood, you can see a single dry path, leading to a far off door. No other options, you step up onto the dry land.
“You do not have to go down that road, if you do not wish.” A voice washed over you, mingling with the sound of rushing water. You turn in surprise but you can’t see anyone. Instead, another path lies before you. Damp, dark brown earth leading to an ivy-encased doorway.
“It is your choice. Just know many people hope for you to return.” After a moment of contemplation, you choose a path.
*
“They’re back.” Caduceus sighs, letting his posture relax. Jester, who’d been waiting and on edge, let loose a barrage of healing spells to mend any residual damage they hadn’t managed to deal with earlier.
Fjord stopped his pacing and came to stand beside Caduceus. Sure enough, though a bit weak, you were breathing once again. You hadn’t awoken but you were alive.
“Thank you.” Fjord mumbled, to no one in particular.
“They’ll probably sleep awhile, but give it time.” Caduceus said, rising from the bedside and patting Fjord’s shoulder. He ushered the others out of the room and left Fjord alone in the room and you sleeping in the bed.
Hours passed and Fjord found himself in the rooftop garden, kneeling before the shrine to the Wildmother. He didn’t know how to properly thank her, beyond just the words. He didn’t know how long he’d been there before Jester poked her head out of the roof door.
“They’re awake!” She sang, running over to grab Fjord’s hands and pull him to his feet. “You gotta go confess, Fjord!”
“What are you talking about?” Fjord asked, though he did rise to his feet. An immense amount of tension released from his shoulders, knowing you were well.
“You’re in looooove, obviously.” Jester said with an eye roll. “Don’t be stupid when you talk to them.” She left him in front of the door. Fjord took a moment to compose himself and calm the blushing on his face, before he pushed the door open, knocking lightly.
You were sitting mostly upright, a loose kimono style top over the many bandages. You looked up hopefully as the door swung open and offered a small smile when you see it’s Fjord.
“Hey.” Fjord said lowly.
“Hi.” You reply. He pulls the chair to sit near the bed and sits down heavily. It’s quiet for a long minute before you both speak, at the same time.
“I’m sorry!” You both say. You’re both startled into another moment of silence, before you can’t help but chuckle.
“What’re you sorry for?” Fjord asks.
“Getting so hurt.” You admit, shrugging sheepishly. Fjord gives you a deadpan stare.
“You should be sorry…for throwing yourself on a sword for me.” Fjord corrects you.
“You were super hurt though!” You protest. “I didn’t want anything to happen to you!”
“And instead it happened to you!” Fjord retorted. He left out a huff of air, trying to calm himself down. He rubbed a hand over his face. “And I couldn’t do anything to help.”
Your heart hurt at his words and you reached out, hand a bit shaky, to try and reach his free hand. You brushed against the tips of his fingers, and he offers you his hand without looking at him.
“I’m sorry.” You say meekly. You stared down at his hand in yours, feeling properly admonished. You couldn’t stop the tears from slowly falling.
“I didn’t want to lose you.” You mumble, after a moment of silence. Fjord reached out, lifting your head with his other hand, so he could look you in the eye.
“And you think I’d be happy to lose you?” Fjord asked softly. You shake your head. Fjord sighs, then wipes at the tears on your face. “I’m not very good at this mushy, feely talk. But I’m glad you’re gonna be okay.”
“How is that mushy feely?” You ask, a small smile working onto your face. A blush began to creep back onto Fjord’s face. At that, your smile grew a little larger. With you beaming at him, Fjord blushed ever darker, earning a light laugh from you.
“Don’t laugh at me!” He whined. But still, he was smiling too. He leaned back into his chair, letting his one hand fall from your face but still letting you hold his other.
“Booo, you were supposed to kiss!” You hear from the doorway and you both spot Jester and Veth, peeking through the slightly opened door.
“Oooh, busted!” Veth said, before they dashed down the hallway. Fjord stood, ready to chase after them in his embarrassment but was stopped by your hand in his.
“Now that I think about it, a kiss might make me feel better.” You say, a cheeky grin on your face. Fjord’s face goes blank and you can’t help but mentally laugh at how easy it is to throw the charismatic man off his game.
“Oh, uh, yeah, I mean - Yeah. Okay.” Fjord fumbles for words. He leans over you on the bed, ears and cheeks tinged a deeper green. You give him an encouraging smile and he leans down, placing his lips on yours.
Fjord is gentle in his kiss. The hand clasping yours rubs circles on the back of your hand, while he uses his free hand to keep his weight off of you. You raise your free hand to his cheek, before sliding it into his hair.
The kiss is slow and soft, despite the small tusks that are beginning to regrow. Neither of you take it any further than that, even though Fjord lets out a low noise in the back of his throat when you tug slightly at his hair.
Fjord pulls back to look at you through narrowed eyes before placing quick and light kisses along your jaw, your neck, and all over your face.
“Okay, okay, down boy.” You laugh, finally pushing Fjord away. His grin mirrors your own and he settles back into his chair.
“Just wait until you’re better.” Fjord says with a wink, all embarrassment somehow gone. Instead, you’re the one left blushing while Fjord laughs.
#critical role fanfiction#critical role x reader#fjord x reader#critrole x reader#fjord stone x reader#i dont know all the tags lol#critrole fanfic#this is my first thing finished for critrole and im nervous to publish#as if i didnt use to run a different fanfic blog#update#idk how to make a read more on mobile so yikes#critical role imagine#critical role#fjord#the meighty nein#the mighty nein#i dont know which one it is jfc
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Partner (Epilogue)
날 사~~~~~~랑하니까. Cause you loooooove me.
Description: Just a little extra scene for the Partner series.
Warnings: None
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 941
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1 year later.
"Yes, detective." I nod with the phone against my ear. "Yes, I would look into the neighbor. There are anomalies in his banking statements so I'm thinking he might getting money deposited into off shore accounts." I fiddle with the papers from the file and listen to what the detective is saying on the other end of the line.
"(y/n)!" Wooyoung shouts from across the room and I quickly wave a hand to shush him.
After a quick goodbye, the detective hangs up the phone and I exhale, adding the file in front of me to the stack of "need to review and report on" cases at the end of my desk.
"What's up, Woo?" I call out to him, while checking my email.
"The Domino case, do you have the report on the bullets used?" He asks, leaning back in his chair.
I scrunch up my face in confusion while ruffling through some stray papers. "I don't think I woul-" I stop short when the very report reveals itself, "Yeah, I've got it here."
"Sweet." Wooyoung shuffles over and takes the paper from my grasp, "You should clean your desk."
"I was just thinking the same thing." I nod, scanning my desk that's littered with papers, files, and napkins. "I will."
"When?" Wooyoung throws the accusing question at me.
I pout at him, "Someday."
Before he can challenge me again, my phone rings.
I wave him off, picking up the call, "Hello?"
"Hey, (y/n)." The forensic tech's voice answers.
"Hey, what's up?" I ask.
"I have the report for the bullet you gave me last week." He informs me.
"Oh that's great, I'll come and get it now." I fish around for the particular file and stand from my chair, phone still between my shoulder and ear.
"You don't have to, I sent it with Yeosang since he was headed that way anyway." The tech quickly stops me, "I just wanted to let you know that the gun used is a pretty common 9 mm."
I exhale and lower myself into my chair, "Of course it is."
"Yeah, sorry about that one." The tech chuckles on the other end of the line.
"Anything else?" I inquire, finally finding the case file.
"The paper the note was written is recycled." He continues, "But it doesn't look like a professional recycling job, it's pretty crude if you ask me."
I nod, "Alright, thank you."
We exchange quick goodbyes and hang up.
"Here is your report." Yeosang appears standing next to me, a piece of paper in his outstretched hand.
"Thank you." I take it from him and he moves towards his desk.
After adding the report to the case file, I put it off to the side and dig around for the next file.
I spot one that I don't remember having. Looking at the handwriting, I immediately know who it belongs to.
"Yo, Mingi," I call out to him a few desks away, "Why is your case file on my desk?"
Mingi pops his head up from his computer, "I set it there."
"Okay but why?" I ask, holding in confused laughter."
"I was wondering if you could finish it for me," Mingi asks with a large smile on his face, "I'm swamped with the Forest case." He holds up papers to emphasize his point.
"And why would i do that?" I banter.
Mingi pauses to think of an answer. Then smiling and squinting his eyes, he says in the smallest voice, "Cause you looooove me."
I laugh and from the opposite side of the room, Jongho makes gagging noises which in turn makes San and Wooyoung laugh.
"Ya, ya, ya," Yunho stands from his desk and points an accusing finger at Mingi, "Who are you and what have you done with the amazing Agent Song Mingi?"
As I walk over to Mingi's desk, file in hand, Jongho makes a comment from his desk.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." He holds his closed fist over his mouth.
"You're fine, Jongho." Seonghwa says with the flattest voice.
I place the file in Mingi's hands and lean over the back of his chair, wrapping my arms loosing in front of him.
"Nice try," I compliment, "But I've got a stack of cold cases as tall as my desk plus the hot ones begging for my attention."
Mingi shrugs and grabs both of my hands with his one, "At least I tried."
"Try it on Jongho next time." I suggest, "Maybe that'll work."
"Don't. You. Even. Think. About. It." Jongho stares at Mingi with hard eyes, emphasizing each word.
Mingi kisses my hands before letting me get back to my desk.
Plopping into my chair, I lean back and take a few seconds to breathe.
"You know," Seonghwa says from the adjacent desk, "You might actually kill Jongho with the couple stuff one day."
I glance at Seonghwa and the smile on his face informs me he's messing around.
"He'll get a girlfriend soon enough and then we'll be the ones who want him to shut up." I shrug and sit up straight.
"Touche." Seonghwa admits defeat and goes back to his case.
I, too, turn back to my files and begin to work again.
But as I begin to work, I can't help but look around the office. A bubble of pride swells in my stomach as I look at each and every one of the members.
Hongjoong, Wooyoung, Yunho, Yeosang, San, Jongho, Seonghwa, and Mingi.
Mingi catches my eye and sends me a wink. I smile and send one back.
That's my partner. And this is my team.
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Question Game - AKA Oversharing Hour
I was tagged by @the-angry-pixie! And I’m a chronic oversharer, so this was fun. I’ll put most of it under a read more line because there’s a LOT.
1. Do you prefer writing with a black pen or blue pen?
Black. Dunno why.
2. Would you prefer to live in the country or city?
City city city city city city city city. I’m already going fucking batshit as it is, trapped in suburbia. I want to be able to actually do things, anything. Anything other than just being around the house and / or work. (And I felt like this before the pandemic started.) If you live in the city you can walk out your door and be somewhere else within like 5 minutes. A city park, a cafe, a train/subway, a local attraction, a museum, an artist’s booth, an outdoor market, etc. etc.
Living in suburbia is like, well, to go literally anywhere you have to get into your car first and drive like 10 minutes minimum to get out of the neighborhood, and then if you want to go anywhere that’s not the grocery store you have to drive 20 minutes to get to another area of town, and then once you get there that’s the only place you can be without getting into your car again and getting a nice shot of anxiety from having to drive in traffic and have aggressive drivers roar up on your ass because you’re going 5mph above the speed limit and they want to be going 15mph above, and god help you if you have to merge, and oh by the way this is your only option to get around because public transit doesn’t really exist in any useful way in Big Suburbia, and nothing in within walking distance of your house except like 2 playgrounds and maybe one (1) gas station. (I hate it here lmao)
If I was trapped in the country I’d probably be chill with it for about a week, and enjoy the break, and the on day 8 I’d snap and go on a murdering spree out of stir-craziness.
3. If you could learn a new skill what would it be?
I want to learn German and eventually be fluent in it. But since I’ve already started trying to learn and I don’t know if that counts, I’ll say cinematography. As in the actual working of the camera and lighting and all that. I can dream up some pretty striking images but actually getting the camera to do the settings needed to capture them is another story entirely.
4. Do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar?
Nope. I drink coffee and tea both, and I don’t put any kind of sweetener in either of them. I used to put a shitton of sugar in my coffee and honey in my tea, and then I had some mild eating disorder struggles in college and I never got back in the habit of putting stuff in my hot drinks after that. It just tastes wrong now, after being used to plain black coffee.
5. What was your favourite book as a child?
Either the Harry Potter series or The Hobbit. My grandma would take care of me a lot when I was really little because my parents both worked full time to support us, and every single time I was at her house she’d sit us down at the dining room table and read something to me. Not Junie B. Jones or anything, either, but real, big, thick books. I loved the shit out of Harry Potter and The Hobbit; I would request them repeatedly. We pretty much went back and forth; we’d read Harry Potter, and then The Hobbit, and then when a new Harry Potter book came out we’d read that, and then The Hobbit again, and so on and so forth.
6. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers. I love baths, they’re magical, but ain’t nobody got time for that unless it’s a special occasion. I got too much shit to do to spend an hour lying in the bathtub.
7. If you could be a mythical creature, which one would it be?
Vampire. Purely on the basis that if I was immortal maybe I’d finally have time to get my to-do list done and accomplish things. I’d miss the sunlight though.
8. Paper or electronic books?
Paper. Here’s the thing, I really want to enjoy ebooks, but they just don’t hold my attention at all. Maybe I’m too conditioned by the internet to have a short attention span when I’m looking at a screen, idk.
9. What is your favourite item of clothing?
I have a dark gray hoodie from the Seattle Aquarium from when I went on a road trip across America with my BFF a few years ago. It’s still my absolute favorite thing. I also enjoy my hiking boots a lot. (I wear them all the time, really they should just be called “everyday boots” haha)
10. Do you like your name or would you like to change it?
I like my name and I would also like to start going by something different. Probably just because I’m a restless soul and I feel the best (and least trapped) when I’m on the move or when things are changing. The second I get somewhere I want to be somewhere else. That’s just how I am. Gwen is a cool name (I’ve personally met maybe 3 people in my whole life with the same name, face-to-face), but there’s a lot attached to that nickname that I don’t necessarily want to carry with me when I eventually escape my hometown and start down a new path.
11. Who is a mentor to you?
A friend and former professor whom I usually refer to online as Producer Man. He’s a producer (as you may have guessed) who kind of took me under his wing after I was in one of his film classes in college. We work together on film projects now and he’s teaching me bit-by-bit (usually by way of long, rambling, tangential stories / lectures) about the industry. He’s a really good guy. Like, he for sure has a case of Old White Guy sometimes, but his heart is absolutely in the right place. “He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.” He’s always leaving $10 tips at coffee places and working himself to the bone to get his students connected to jobs and internships that will help them with their careers.
12. Would you like to be famous and if so, what for?
Yes, my stories. Actually, “famous” is not the right word. It’s just that fame is so tightly associated with success in our society. I want to be successful. Whether I’m widely known or not is pretty inconsequential to me. I want to make stories and I want them to have an impact. Books, film, etc. It’s about as simple as that.
13. Are you a restless sleeper?
Oh yeah. I have trouble sleeping as much as I should because I usually kind of jerk awake in the morning with this vague feeling that I forgot something or that I’m late for something. Also I stay up later than I should because I’m a night owl, and yet I like being up early because early mornings are great. And usually if I dream at all it’s something kind of stressful, like I dream that I forgot something important or did something wrong. I’m a Stressed Bean.
14. Do you consider yourself a romantic person?
I think so, yeah. I’m pretty obsessed with the idea of romance (I mean look at my OTPs), but heteronormativity got me fucked up enough that I’m bad at actually navigating real romantic feelings or relationships because society never prepared me for The Gay.
15. Which element best represents you?
Fire, probably.
16. Who do you want to be closer to?
My mom. We fight a lot and there tends to be a lot of tension between us. It’s a long complicated story. It boils down to, she really hurt me when I came out as not-straight at 15 and she lost all of my trust and even though she’s working on being less homophobic we’re still kind of trying to repair that divide seven years later.
17. Do you miss someone at the moment?
Dude, I miss everyone. I’m an introvert and I’d love to be at a big party right now. I miss socialization. (As does everyone.)
18. Tell us about an early childhood memory.
The first time I experienced deja vu, I was about eehhh 6? And I legitimately believed, for several years of my life, that I had future-predicting abilities. Like, supernatural-level future-predicting abilities. Because I didn’t really know what deja vu was, so I thought, every time it happened, that I had already ~seen~ that moment in my dreams or something. 🤣
19. What is the strangest thing you have eaten?
Hm. (My immature ass brain yells “DICK.” No, brain. Those were dark heteronormative times. Also, grow up.)
Probably some of the sushi in Seattle. I actually love sushi, it’s just that when it has full-on legs and eyeballs I start getting a little squeamish. I like the rolls and the kind where there’s some fish meat laid out on a nice little bed of rice, that’s delicious. But when they brought out the whole shrimp with legs still attached, I was like “How in the (redacted) am I going to chew / swallow that.”
20. What are you most thankful for?
That I happened to be living with family when this pandemic hit. I was supposed to move out (and across the country, actually) as of... like 4 days ago, as it happens. That was the plan. Plane ticket was gonna be booked for 7/15/20. Obviously, things didn’t quite work out that way, because of the pandemic and a few other reasons. But I can’t imagine if I had been in an apartment living with roommates, or in an apartment on my own struggling to get by, when this happened. A lot of people couldn’t pay rent and lost their homes. I was very, very lucky to be where I was, when I was, and very lucky that I have family who let me stay in their house pretty much indefinitely while this clusterfuck of a year happens.
21. Do you like spicy food?
Yes! I looooove spicy thai food especially. I miss the massaman curry from a local Thai place so much 😭
22. Have you ever met someone famous?
Um. Maybe? I met Veronica Roth once at an author talk in the library where I work, although it was before I worked there. And I met some guy from New Zealand who’s famous for his sword fighting skills because my dad does sword fighting stuff. Don’t remember his name though.
23. Do you keep a diary or journal?
Yep. I have to write down everything or I forget. (I often say I have the memory of a goldfish.) Also, I have this compulsion to record and preserve my experiences in life, because I feel like our time on Earth is so fleeting and if I don’t write down what’s important to me, I’ll forget it and lose it.
24. Do you prefer to use a pen or a pencil?
Pen. Pencil gets smudged.
25. What is your star sign?
Scorpio, which is ironic because they’re supposed to be ~hyper sexual~ I guess, and I’m like gray-ace or something in that zone.
26. Do you like your cereal soggy or crunchy?
Crunchy. Who eats soggy cereal? Are you okay? Do you need help? This is an intervention.
27. What would you want your legacy to be?
My stories. Life and sentience, as we experience it, is made up of just that: experience. And I read somewhere that, on some level, the human brain doesn’t differentiate that much between real life experiences and fictional experiences. I think that’s true. If you read or watch or hear the right story, it can really touch you and change the way you see life, or even change the way you live life. Stories have an incredible amount of power, both in individual people’s lives and in larger society. A huge amount of power. I want to be able to give people experiences that will Enrich Their Lives (do I sound like a lifestyle coach yet? 🤦🏼♀️), but also stories that actively do good in society. Positive representation, body positivity/neutrality, diversity, healthy relationships (Hollywood has a real problem with that). Hope. It’s the best thing I can think to give society, and storytelling is what I love to do.
28. Do you like reading, what was the last book you read?
I love reading. I wish I did it more. Part of my problem is that I get caught up in the hectic Rat Race of modern society and I never feel like I have time to sit down with a book for hours. Another problem of mine is that I start too many things at once, meaning I currently have like 5-10 (I lost count) books that I started reading, and I want to finish all of them, which means no progress ever gets done on any of them.
I last finished The Goldfinch, and I am currently working on The Secret History, Good Omens, Dune, a book my dad wrote, Directing Actors, Shot by Shot, The Way of Kings and I forget what else.
29. How do you show someone you love them?
Physical affection, acts of service, words of affirmation, quality time, and gifts, in that order. If I’m close to someone, whether romantically or not, I want all the affection. And I’m kind of dying in quarantine.
30. Do you like ice in your drinks?
Depends. I usually don’t put any in, because it’s just gonna water down the drink and get in the way of drinking it (you know when the ice attacks your face?), but I don’t really mind ice in my drinks.
31. What are you afraid of?
Helplessness. I Have Control Issues. ✌️ Also stagnation.
32. What is your favourite scent?
Amber. Or any scent that’s kind of autumn-y. You know what I mean. Some other examples include dryer sheets, wood smoke, cigarette smoke (my big sister used to smoke a long long time ago, and although I never saw her do it, I still associate the scent with her), pine resin, rain, that Mahogany Woods scent from Bath and Bodyworks.
33. Do you address older people by their name or surname?
If they introduce themselves as Pam I call them Pam. If they introduce themselves as Mr. Brown I call them Mr. Brown.
34. If money was not a factor, how would you live your life?
If “money is not a factor” means I have an infinite amount of money to spend as I wish, then: buy land, build film studio complex on land, found company, hire fellow creatives, make movies.
If “money is not a factor” just means that I don’t have to work 40 hours a week to afford rent, then: move to Chicago, rent a nice studio apartment, write stories, maybe work 15 hours a week at a used bookstore or coffee shop to get me out of the house and socialize. Go to museums, go to the park, walk along Lake Michigan, go to gay bars, ride the train, brave the Illinois winters, own a cat, paint, play guitar. Build my actual career on writing / storytelling. Probably also do some filmmaking.
Alternatively: buy an RV (not like an American Trailer Park shitty RV, I’m talking the NOICE ones), buy good film equipment, be a freelancer, live in RV driving around to wherever the next filming location is. Life is a road trip and I’m doing what I love. Writing, storytelling, filmmaking. My home would travel with me. Writing in cafes; roadside attractions; early mornings on the road with coffee in the cup holder as the sun comes up; being able to go anywhere to film; always experiencing something new.
35. Do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean?
I’ve lived in a landlocked state my whole life, so I guess swimming pools. And, listen, I CANNOT get water in my mouth at the beach without wondering exactly how many kids have peed (or worse) in that water. (I know that’s a thing with pools too, but pools get cleaned.)
36. What would you do if you found £50 on the ground?
Wonder what some poor European is doing in America right now. But if it was $50, I’d probably yell “DID ANYONE DROP THIS?” and then take it if no one speaks up.
37. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
A few times, yeah.
38. What is the one thing you would want to teach your children?
Grades are not the end-all-be-all. Skip some homework assignments to spend time with friends. Skip class sometimes. I’m serious. If you make school your top priority, even over your own personal life, you will come away with good grades and a lot of regret and missed opportunities. Learning is HELLA important, and very very little of it happens inside a school building. Get a 15 hour weekend or after-school job in high school, befriend your coworkers, and have fun with it. Use your paychecks however you want. Join a school club - one that you’re actually interested in. Do stupid shit. Light your textbooks on fire after graduation or go to the 24 hour Wendy’s at 2am with your friends or kiss that person you met at summer camp or sleep on the porch because it’s too hot to sleep inside. Be smart and safe, but follow your whims. If you let yourself fall into routine, apathy will poison you.
39. If you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it?
I already have a couple small ones, but the one I want next is a four-leaf clover. Don’t know where. Maybe my right inner wrist or maybe an ankle. Or like behind my ear. Luck has saved me so many times. (See above, with how I happened to be living with family when COVID hit.)
40. What can you hear now?
Swamp cooler downstairs, the clock ticking in my office, cars outside, people moving around the house. I’m surprised the neighbor kids aren’t shrieking their absolute heads off as per the usual.
41. Where do you feel the safest?
When I’m alone and unobserved.
42. What is the one thing you want to overcome/conquer?
TMI warning, but I absolutely despise public bathrooms. How am I expected to pee when there’s somebody sitting like three (3) feet away, with only a partial wall between us, hearing everything that’s going on? My fight or flight response simply will not allow it. It’s too awkward and therefore Not Safe. Either that public restroom has to be empty except for me, or it has to be so loud and bustling that ain’t nobody hearing anything. Anything in-between and I’m in hell.
43. If you could travel back to any era, what would it be?
The ‘80s. Let’s be honest, even that far back makes my life (as a woman, and as a gay person) hella difficult. But, consider this: it’s the ‘80s. Furthermore, consider this: a part-time job might have actually supported me and paid rent back then 😱 Holy fucking shit. Sign me up. I just wouldn’t want to go any further than than like 1980, because again: lesbian. Being a woman in the past = even harder than it is today, being gay in the past = even harder than it is today, being a gay woman in the past = oh no.
44. What is your most used emoji?
In order of descending frequency:
😂🙄😊😁🤦🏼♀️👀😬🌈🤷🏼♀️😙
45. Describe yourself using one word.
Creative
46. What do you regret the most?
Wasting my entire teenage experience. (See #38.) I did quite literally nothing with my life except homework for like 18 years. If I had taken even a tenth as much time for myself as I did for school, I would be so much farther along as a person today.
47. Last movie you saw?
In the theaters? ........ uh. Shit, I don’t actually remember. It’s been like 5 months. (As it has for everyone.) But the last movie I watched was Lights Out, because I’ve been watching the director’s youtube channel. You could tell it was low-budget and that the director was still kind of finding his stride, but it had a lot of heart behind it and the creators clearly gave a fuck, which made it enjoyable. I am firmly in the camp of “not everything has to be a Magnum Opus or have a multi-billion dollar budget to be a good movie.” If I engaged with it and got some sort of emotional experience out of it, and if it had a good message, I consider it a good movie.
48. Last tv show you watched?
I don’t usually watch a whole lot of TV shows (who has the time?) but I think the last thing I watched was either The Witcher or that new Unsolved Mysteries miniseries on Netflix. Oh and I was watching Dead to Me because I just love Linda Cardellini’s face and I want to wrap Judy up in a blanket and cuddle the shit out of her and protect her from all things 🥺 My precious beautiful unstable sweet murder baby.
49. Invent a word and it’s meaning.
Apapanic. It’s where you’re so stressed about things that half of your brain is panicking but the other half is so overwhelmed that it circled all the way back around to being calm to the point of apathy, so you just kind of sit there like
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May 3, 2020
1. This weekend was a great one for baking. It makes me happy when I make things that my family likes (duh). I made mochi covered strawberries and I hated it bc it was so messy but my mom really enjoyed it. And so did Jason. I was shocked to learn he ate 2 (there were only 5 total, I threw the sixth one away bc it was so ugly). I could also tell my mom loooooved the 붕어빵. She said it tasted like the og. Jason also ate one on his own and was trying to protect it from naya but she grabbed the tail and ate it lol.
2. I said I’d stop baking desserts but I just can’t help myself. For lunch Jason and i were gonna make bibimbap but my mom made a fish 조림 super fast so we ate that instead. It was soooo good. We ate all the fish in one meal. It inspires me to practice making food regularly. You really do just need to get into the habit of doing it. Then it flows naturally. The recipes also just come to you. If you don’t do it you forget. I’ve already forgotten a few things my mom taught me when we first moved in.
3. Work is stressing me out a little bit but I can’t complain. Relative to others I feel like I have it pretty easy. Still, I’m excited for the day I’ll have a chiller job. It’s interesting to me that naya (likely) will not know this side of me. The side of me that was consumed by work. That’s too busy to cook or clean because of an urgent email or call. She’ll never see me as a big law lawyer.
4. Last night I wrote another paragraph or so of my book. It definitely isn’t good but it’s a (re-)start and good enough for me. It was enjoyable. And I think after so many submissions to writers group, I feel less pressure/insecure about my writing. It’s okay if things aren’t that great. The chapter I’m writing right now feels a little YA but that’s fine too (even though it’s not meant to be YA lol).
5. I’m so lucky every single person in my family unit is great. I have the best daughter. The other day we could see something clicking in her brain. She fake laughed. Or like was learning that when she laughs it causes a reaction in us and thus laughed to get us to react. It was so cute and funny because it sounds so fake lol. Sometimes when I scold her she also laughs to appease me (or so it seems). My mom is a rock star and mvp of the household. Jason is the best. Truly. Best partner, father, friend. I think as we age were only getting better and better to each other and for each other.
6. Jason kept asking me what i want for Mother’s Day and i dismissed it because it doesn’t seem real that now that holiday applies to me. However after some thinking i said I want coupons. For instance, I want a coupon to be able to bake on my own for 30 mins and Jason will watch naya. Looking forward to it!!
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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 31)
🎶Scared Is What You Should Be🎶
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"Fuuuckkk..." Colson thinks as he opens his eyes. "Fuuuuuuckkkk....." He knows he should move, but his body won't let him. He has shit he should do, but Luna feels too good against him and his head is rocking.
"One more minute...." He drifts off comfortably wrapped in Luna.
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Colson wakes up again. He looks around, sure it was more than a minute that he passed back out. Luna's still knocked the FUCK out. Which is either a blessing or curse, given the situation. He truly has a love/hate relationship with her sleep. Colson wiggles carefully out from her.
"Bunny...." She pouts.
"Of course." He thinks with a content smile. He can't be mad that she missed him instantly.
"Where you go?" She sleep whines, shoving her face into the pillow.
He leans into her "To the studio. Sleep. Kitten." Kissing her somewhere on her blonde head before throwing on clothes and closing the door tight.
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"I need to change some shit on the album." Colson tells Slim inside the studio
"Seriously, Man??" Slim asks blown beyond belief.
"YEAH. It needs an ending and I've got it." Colson tells him. "I'm pulling Wasted Love. We're gonna put I'm Okay in front of 5:366 then Bad Things after. With sick ASMRs."
"So you're changing the album because of her??" Slim asks Colson bluntly.
Thinking for a moment, before he responds. "Essentially, yes." Slim rolls his eyes. Colson continues "Dawg, this album is supposed to be a trip through my head and demons. What if she came in at the end to walk me out of the darkness..?" Isn't that what's happening? Isn't that what Bad Things is? Lemme show you the ASMR before you decide, Dawg."
Slim is reluctant. He agrees with Kells but they've already scrapped an album in the last year. And no matter how cool, or how much Kells THINKS he loves a bitch, he doesn't like anyone fucking with his money.
"We got this." Colson looks at him in a certain way that always reassures Slim.
"Oh, by the way, I think I might wanna re-record 'Hollywood Whore'. If we could just run a bar that'd be cool."
"Bitch, WHAT?!!!" Slim exclaims.
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Luna wakes up to an empty bed. "What the FUCK." She mutters, wanting Colson. She lays back. It hurts so she gets up, searching for a joint in her bag. She finds one. Lights it, hits it a few times, climbs out of the bed and proceeds to take a shower. Some may disagree but Morning Shower Joints are excellent. To Luna, they're equivalent to a Friday Night Shower Beer. A much needed necessity in life.
After her shower she dresses her shoulder, throws on a grey oversized hoodie and ANOTHER pair of cutoffs. She seems to live in them in CA and isn't sure where the FUCK they're all coming from, not that she really cares....
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Luna finds Colson in the studio. He's sitting at the board with Slim. After greeting Slim and kissing Colson 'Hello' she curls up on the couch. After a minute Colson swings his chair around to her. "I wanna put 'Bad Things' on my album." He tells her.
"Okay." Wincing as she shrugs her free, but wounded shoulder, forgetting her injury for a moment.
"This is a pain in the fucking ass." She thinks, irritated. "And my FUCKING tattoos..." Luna reminds herself that, THIS was ultimately HER choice. "You stupid fucking Asshole." She thinks to herself ONLY.
"I'll call my lable, get the release, just gimme a minute." She tells Colson.
He slides his chair to her, radiating energy. "We have a Fucking song, Kitten." Eyes glowing, he kisses her solidly on the mouth.
She beams at him, still curled up. "We dooo." She says happily, lifting her neck for another kiss.
"Love-LOVE you." He kisses her again.
Holding him into their kiss by the back of his head, she lets go. "Love-looooove you." She smirks. He laughs as he kisses her on the head and slides back across the studio.
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"HMPH!!" Luna snorts on the phone. "Ok, Charles. I'm going to have Monica go over my contract regarding features." She smiles wickedly to herself. "You know what, I'll give you, your fucking 40 for 40. But KNOW, my contract is up in June." Laughing lightly she continues "THIS was a favor. I never wanted to be on a lable. So, YOUUUUUUU tell Peter why I'm walking." With that she hangs up her phone.
"This cunt ass Motherfucker." She thinks. "It's cool, Loons. RUN IT." She antagonizes herself.
She sits outside on the patio, hopping on the the phone with her lawyer, Monica, real quick. Asking her to go over her contract with a fine tooth comb for feature clauses and if she can break the contract in anyway. Luna tells her that she's pretty sure there's a free to walk clause but not totally. Monica agrees, saying she'll get back to Luna, tomorrow at the latest, even though it'll be a Saturday. Luna graciously thanks her, teasing that Santa will treat her well this year before they hang up.
Walking back into the house her phone alerts her.
"THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!" She screams LOUDLY.
So loudly that the guys in the studio look at each other in a panic.
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Colson finds Luna up in his room, rummaging through her things full force until she pulls out her running shoes. A pair of solid black Nikes. Colson knows she's fucking pissed, just not why.
"What's going on, Kitten?" He asks delicately.
She doesn't bother to change "FUCKING MEN." She says angrily as she pulls her sneakers on.
Colson stands there confused.
"I love you. I'm going to Ash's." She kisses him quickly on the lips, prances down the steps and is out the door.
Colson's still standing in the same place, shocked. "I gotta call Pete." He thinks.
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Luna's running hard and fast. A thousand thoughts, lyrics, melodies and feelings raging through her body. It's a 10 mile run. She makes it to Ashley's in little over and hour. Bursting in the door, she's raring to go.
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"Dude, she's RUNNING to Ashley's, that's a far ass run, Dawg." Colson says to Pete on the phone.
"Listen, know first, running is good for Luna. It's the safest way for her to rage. Second, what happened?" He asks Colson.
"I don't know. I heard her scream 'Something, Motherfucker!' from the first floor, THROUGH the studio. By time I got all the way upstairs to ask what was wrong, she said 'Men' and was out the door.
"You know who she talked to today?" Pete fishes.
"I don't know. Her lable, maybe, about Bad Things. Yeah, I think her lable.. But I don't know Pete, there's a 1000 people that could piss her off...." Colson trails off concerned.
"I know, Buddy." Pete tries to relieve his friend. "Knowing Loons, this is what I think happened, her lable probably pissed her off first and THEN she probably heard the news about AL, spinning her out. She's ok, Man. Call Ash, get an update. Then my advice, clear the studio."
"Clear the studio?" Colson's confused. He doesn't even ask about Alabama.
"When Luna gets like this, she creates. And she creates hard. Remember her NEED to re-record Bad Things?" Pete asks.
"Yeah..." Says a leary Colson.
"She created that with you when she was HAPPY. And like you said manic as fuck. NOW, she's angry. She's coming with 10 times the force."
"What the fuck do I do??" Asks Colson.
"I told you, Man. Clear the studio when she gets back. She's gonna want it. Besides that, NOTHING. I mean NOTHING. Unless she asks."
"Dude, I'm legit scared." Colson tells Pete.
"Dude, you should be. I told you, she ain't nothing to fuck with." Pete's words do not reassure Colson.
"Good luck, Buddy." Pete tells him.
"Well, this'll be fun.... Prefect balance of hot/crazy.... Right?" Colson worries, hanging up with Pete.
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To be continued....
#mgk imagine#mgk x reader#mgk smut#mgk#mgk fanfic#drugs#violence#est4life#colson baker#drinking#feminist#politics#not safe for minors#not safe for tumblr#nofilter#long reads#series#lunatic#marijuana
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I’ve owned this to @mireilleleerves for a while but I’ve only had time until now. Out of the series they asked me, I’ve only seen Hawaii 5-0 so:
1) Give me a show and I’ll give you my totally honest opinion: I love it. It easily became one of my favorites. I couldn’t believe how gay Danny and Steve were for each other, I kept having to pause and have a fangirl moment because I could not believe what I was canonly seeing. And I think a show is as strong as it’s side character and I love Kamekona, Flippa, Nahele, and even Gerard who I knew as Mozzie from White Collar and I looooove the little insiders/nudges to Mozzie. And of couse, McDanno is the center of my shipping world. Naturally, there are a lot of character choices I don’t like or agree with, no show is perfect and there have been some ups and downs, but looking into it, it’s so utterly human...and considering that a good 95 percent of the things I’m into are supernatural/mythologically based...Hawaii 5-0 is just one of my favorite shows.
2) Give me a Book/Series and I’ll give you my honest opinion: Book series wasn’t mentioned but my favorite is anything by Uncle Rick Riordan. They’re easy to breeze through, the characters are amazing and diverse, he’s got a fun way to modernize Greek(and other)myths. So many amazing puns! ALL THE FEELS!!! And it has one of the few M|F canon ships I actually ship.
3) Give me a ship and I’ll give you my honest opinion: McDanno. I could probably write a thesis about these two xD They’re my favorite because a lot of what canon has given us. Sometimes with ships of the same sex the fans have to put in a lot of imagination and extract every ounce of the ship from moments shared but then there’s these guys...who canonly say ‘I love you’, who HAVE gone to the ends of the earth for each other more than once, they’ve given each other organs, in canon they gave us a Mechanic AU undercover, despite that the writers/showrunners don’t wanna make them a couple, everyone and their dog and their dog’s shadow thinks they’re a married couple. McDanno also isn’t perfect but they’re one of the healthier relationships...like if their fault is anything it might be that their co-dependency is VERY strong and if the other would be gone forever, it would literally break the other....these two are just so epic. Their relationship gives me hope when I am hopeless, it gives me faith and inspiration to be the Danny to someone’s Steve...to believe my Steve is out there.
4) Give me a character and I’ll tell you how I feel/think about them: Danny Williams is my spirit animal. I love him. I love the snark, the sass, I love how he stands up for himself. He knows he’s a fish out of water but he’s a damn shark and will bite and is fierce even if he’s smol! And he’s also an amazing father. Mine...is not. I think a lot of why I love Danny really is with how strong my daddy issues are and the fact that Danny has been more of father to me through his portrayal than my own dad has been...kinda sad, I know. But I love how fierce and loyal he is. I admire that. I am too skeptical and paranoid and I don’t think well in a team dynamic. I want to be more like Danny. He’s my role model, my father figure, and I love his hair.
5) Give me a character and I’ll tell you how I’d wish what part I had in their life: I wish I were Danny’s bastard child. Reasons stated above...I would love to slowly bond with Danny and his family and slowly become part of it, learning how to trust and believe in others.
6) Which TV show would you want to live in? Hawaii 5-0. The rules are pretty much the same as they are in my life and I understand them. As good as I like to think I am to adjusting, I’m too old(26 but I’m an old soul :p) and I’m barely getting into a work out routine so like...anything post-apocalyptic or being in Marvel or Supernatural would most likely mean an early demise. I would rather be a friend of the team rather than a suspect or victim tho.
7) Which fandom vehicle would you want to have? (and why) The Impala from Supernatural. It’s a damn beautiful car. I got to sit in a replica at a con and it just felt like home. I’m saving up to eventually buy one. It’s a muscle car and If I ever get into an accident, I think I’ll be well protected. It’ll attract attention and people who are fans of supernatural might strike up a conversation with me and therefore I always have a wicked ice breaker. Plus...it always worked for Dean to get the babes. ;)
8) Which fandom object would you want to have in your life(and be able to use it. Like it would work for you) Immediately I went to Harry Potter’s cloak of Invisibility. I’d probably use it for mundane stuff like getting into movies without paying...
9) Whose love child would you want to be of your OTP’s? McDanno. I have a really amazing mom, but my dad...yeah, I’d gladly have Steve and Danny be my dads. I would be so loved and protected and be so damn happy <3
10) Write a journal entry about a day in your life of your favorite fandom. A ‘what if’…and OC version of you living whatever would be a ‘regular’ life/day.
Dear Diary,
I still suck at surfing. I feel like Stitch...me and water don’t seem to get along. But I’m not giving up. Steve is surprisingly a very patient teacher. I did kind of think he’d be more military-y. Danny’s invited to the next session and as much as I dread having another person witness my wipeouts...maybe advice from the Jersey Devil who wasn’t so keen on surfing either might be useful.
Speaking of Danny, he’s paying me in cookies to babysit Charlie. Some may think it’s a sucker’s deal but they haven’t tasted Danny’s cookies. I’m constantly having to be on the lookout for Steve...he’s already snatched three...
Charlie’s having a blast watching Gravity Falls with me. We’re trying to convince Jerry to go as Soos in our cosplay group with Charlie dressing up as Dipper and me as Wendy. We’ve nearly got him to cave...
Later tonight we’re heading to the Grover’s for pizza night. Deep dish like all Chicagoans like...though we’re gonna be in another debate over the Cubs and the White Sox...I’m looking forward to it.
I gotta go,
xoxox
-Space
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....and after one amazing tony moly sheet mask later, I AM BACK!
continuing off on chapter 17 of hirunaka no ryuuksei!
chapters 17 ----> 25 !!!!!
chapter 17
okay summer vacation is starting!!!!!!
sensei you are like that shooting star
this monologue is gonna make me hurt i already feel it
THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL CONFESSION, I AM SO PROUD OF HER
MAMORA!!! HE’S WAITING FOR HER??
“THE SHINING STAR I’VE ALWAYS YEARNED FOR IS SHINING FOR SOMEONE ELSE” my GIIIIRL
SHE’S CRYING
it’s ENDED with him holding her!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
chapter 18
DUDE
I AM A GONER
I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHO TO SHIP????
RIGHT NOW I LOVE MAMURA so so so MUCH
HE LOOOOOVES HER
ooooh shit yuyuka now knows mamura confessed to suzume
dude i fucking love these girls, thank GOD they’ve made up and they’re both sharing this heartbreak
A SUMMER FESTIVAL ARC IS COMING!!!!!!!
mamora never goes to the summer festivals but now this year he IS, i WONDER WHYYYY
shishio you’re so fucking GORGEOUS but your good looks do not steer away from your questionable outfit choices
chapter 19
god summer festival arcs REALLY gets my thunder rumbling LMAO
suzume looks so CUTE in her yukata!!!!!
suzume and mamora keep sneaking glances at each other
he is waiting for her outside the bathroom....
“I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND” BY THE BEATLES STARTS PLAYING LOUDLY
i am so in love with how easily and often mamora blushes, what a fine godly creation you were
she just officially rejected him mamora.....my heart......
and SENSEI IS THERE WITH TSUBOMI
chapter 20
wait now that i think of it, how did mamora know that suzume likes sensei, have i already forgotten how or did he just infer from what he’s seen
UM OK SENSEI IS CHASING AFTER HER
WHY HAS TSUBOMI SIGNALED MAMORA TO STAY LIKE A PUP
go back to her if you don’t feel anything for me. i don’t want your tepid kindness.
FUUUUUUCK!!! WHAT A LINE!!! THAT’S MY GIRL!!!!
wait so now we have SOMEWHAT of a confirmation shishio likes suzume
chapter 21
ooOOH tsubomi is five years older than sensei!!!
this cunt broke up with him via a LETTER and left without telling him>>?
i love this chapter so much so far... i relate to his feelings so much...
OKAY SHE’S GONE!!! BYE!!
chapter 22
doN’T FUCKING TELL ME
IS THIS NICE OLD MAN AT THE GROCERY STORE MY MAMO-CHAN’S PAPA
FUCuuuuuUUCKKKKKK
I LOVE SMALL WORLD SCENARIOS??
HELLO BABY BOY
nasty fellow x annoying woman, i ship it so hard
“i’ll let you off, my special friend” THEY’RE SO CHEESY, I LOVE IT
MAMORA’S SMILE!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!
so is shishio the daytime shooting star and mamora the nighttime shooting star
chapter 23
why the balls is tsubomi back
GO AWAY
this woman is almost thirty and she sees a girl literally half her age and rivals her, and belittles her and teases her to do her dirty work
but hey i really want suzume to open up that envelope meant for sensei.....
okay, suzume looks ADORABLE in that outfit
“I HOPE SATSUKI MEETS SOMEONE WHO MAKES HIM HONEST,” DOES THIS BITCH DOUBLE AS A FORTUNE COOKIE
lmao @ his face after reading that
an aquarium ticket????
chapter 24
thank you god for yuyuka for making suzume buy new clothes
OKAY THANK YOU GOD FOR YUYUKA FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND NOT GOING TO THE AQUARIUM
i love how sensei looks so undercover (obviously)
AHHH suzume found out mamora’s secret and now she found out shishio’s secret by him not being fond of fish lol
COUPLE QUESTION AND ANSWER, WHAT A WEIRD AQUARIUM BUT I AM ALL FOR IT
YES HOLD HANDS!!!! WIN SHIT TOGETHER!!!
chapter 25
poor yuyuka can’t keep up with mamora... she can’t keep up with him in this race
“having a relationship with a student will cause chaos” WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IT
HE FEELS DIFFERENT WITH HER THAN WITH ANYONE ELSE
BROOOOOOOO
things are gonna get so intense
i can just smell it
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i really love this so far...
i have to go to bed now for work tomorrow morning. :-( but i’m going to work EARLIER and i’m gonna sit in the starbucks with my laptop and read more with coffee!! hehehe
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tagged by yingfan @fensi!!! thank u <3
THE LAST:
1. Drink: water probably
2. Phone call: i accidentally called sydnee i meant to text her
3. Text message: to sydnee.......telling her about my roomate
4. Song you listened to: djfbjddmcjc drive by jay park but rite now yamazaki we love bang yongguk
5. Time you cried: yesterday i cry all the time
6. Dated someone twice: never been in a relationship
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anyone
8. Been cheated on: how is someone gonna cheat on me if ive never been w anyone
9. Lost someone special: uhhhhhhhhhh ya but now hes a stoner and not going to college so idk if i’d call it a loss at this point
10. Been depressed: bi......yes my whole life
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14: light pink, light blue, maroon
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: ya! (
16. Fallen out of love: i dont think so??? thts very hard for me i get #attacthed
17. Laughed until you cried: yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: YA!
19. Met someone who changed you: yes 1000000000000% absolutely
20. Found out who your friends are: mmm yea i guess kinda
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I Have Never Kissed Anyone
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like....all of them except 3
23. Do you have any pets: ye 2 dogs 2 birds and a cat i used to have a beta fish rip bubbles
24. Do you want to change your name: no zofia is the prettiest name ever
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: listen i have no life i was in school
26. What time did you wake up: like 10
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: playing pokemon dkjfkddkj
28. Name something you can’t wait for: in a few weeks im going to the adirondacks!!
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like an hour ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life:
31. What are you listening right now: yamazaki ended so body lotion i think im on a yongguk playlist
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: my manager
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my sister keeps taking my water bottles out of the fridge put ur own in if u want them cold
34. Most visited Website: ib diploma website this is a #mood
35. Elementary: finished
36. High School: just graduated
37. College: starting su in august!!!
38. Haircolor: dark brown
39. Long or short hair: long
40. Do you have a crush on someone: i fall in love w everyone i meet shut up
41. What do you like about yourself: i pick up languages really quickly and theyre my thing!!!! ur looking at ib candidate 0001519-0016 aka the top performing spanish sl student this year
42. Piercings: 13 ear piercings
43. Bloodtype: idk
44. Nickname: dont even get me started....but mostly jen or jenjen
45. Relationship status: single
47. Pronouns: she/her
48. Favorite TV Show: i looooove descendants of the sun but english ones...jane the virgin
49. Tattoos: none
50. Right or left: right
51. Surgery: i dont think ive ever had one
52. Piercing: 13 ear piercings
53. Sport: absolutely not
55. Vacation: ive never gone on a real vacation my family is 2 poor 4 that
56. Pair of trainers: i wear mostly vans
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: nothing right now i ate a pear n some saltwater taffy last
58. Drinking: nothing
59. I’m about to: get back to writing
61. Waiting for: college, uhhhh not much
62. Want: this is a heavy question
63. Get married: yes i love love i really want to be married
64. Career: ideally i wanna b a translator or language coach or teacher
WHICH IS BETTER
65. Hugs or kisses: both
66. Lips or eyes: both???
67. Shorter or taller: taller but thats hard bcus im like 5′8
68. Older or younger: older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: idk
71. Sensitive or loud: doesnt matter y not both
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship im so sensitive and get so attached i could never just hook up w someone
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: idk
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: no
75. Drank hard liquor: what counts as hard liquor
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: all the damn TIMW
77. Turned someone down: only this uglie boy at work
78. Sex in the first date: never been on a date so
79. Broken someones heart: i dnt think so
80. Had your heart broken: hfjkdfdkjfbvhkdjc
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: yes
83. Fallen for a friend: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: im TRYING
85. Miracles: mmmmmm possibly
86. Love at first sight: no i dont think thats how love works
87. Santa Claus: no
88. Kiss in the first date: sure
89. Angels: yes
OTHER:
90. Current best friends name: ummmm irl kiara destiny amy and hopefully soon irl......sydnee
91. Eyecolor: hazel
92. Favorite movie: star wars all of them.....interstellar .....those are the only ones i can think of off the top of my head
tagging uhhhhhh @1nokko @kisslaters @seunghoons @1ziont @shiane @1yeolie @siyoungs @kangmin @softchae uhhh whoever wants to
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To The Irons
"Miss Harrow,
I hope this letter finds you well. When last we spoke, we'd discussed a business contract for a search and return voyage of one Iron Boar. Over the course of a few months, I've been able to retrieve a great deal of information on his current predicament in the hopes that it will assist you on the endeavor.
Several months ago, Mister Boar took a contract with a 'Fisherman' who needed extra protection on a journey out west. This man, Hugo Morrison, Captain of the Whistling Lady, had the necessary crew and sought out Iron Boar's mercenary specialties. It was set to be a short trip, with only a month or so in mind. The truth of the matter, was far less simple. Rumors have it that Mister Morrison's intentions were not that of fish, but of illegal cargo to be shipped from the far western lands. Last contact was made four months ago, and the coordinates are marked on a map I've supplied with this missive. I've also taken the liberty of marking the route I procured, that I believed them to be taking. In all likely hood, Iron Boar is within the remainder of that route, given that they remained on course.
I'd like confirmation of Iron Boar's status, be it dead or alive. The people he's close to, deserve closure, and if the man is lost at sea, he deserves to be returned home. Compensation for this can be discussed further down the line. As I said before, I'm willing to work within reason.
Sincerely,
S.S."
* * *
“S’gonna beh un’ah those hot daehs where ya jus’wanna laeh wit’yer buns out inna sun eh?” Golden grinned with steps taken two at a time up onto the quarterdeck. Attempts had been made since first bell but even her comical wiggle and shimmy up to the midlander wasn't enough to draw a smile from the pensive captain. With a defeated sigh, Golden pressed her form against the railing companionably close to Elldys and rolled her vision over the parchment in Captain Harrow’s hands. “Whoosat from? Yoo been stewin’ ovah dah contents all mornin ya moodeh sod.”
“Stone.” It was one word milked from pursed lips, solid and unreadable.
“Ahh… isit ah love lettah?! Wai’ isit from dah good un er th’bad un?”
“Th’one I ain't sleepin with. You think I’d be this moody wit a love letter?”
“Who knows…’ecoulda tol’ya ‘e ain’t seein yoo anehmoar? Ran off wit some filleh ta marry.”
“Over letter? Really?”
“Ahh...well...at least it ain’t tha’ righ? Yoo know maybeh yoo shouldna ah slept wit th’bad Stone’s lackey. Dat Ric wassa bad ideah eh?”
“Don't you got a deck t’mop?” The question earned the black haired captain a rolling laugh and elbow from her Quartermaster.
“Nah, Flic lost our rounds ah strip’oker..weh tossed 'is clothin’ ovah dah side..so 'ell beh scrubbin’ the decks naked while Aye supervise.”
“.....Golden.”
“Wha?!” The Highlander threw her hands up, big and dramatic in an attempted innocence, but her chuckle eliminated the farce. She sank instead, back against the solid wood with the lack of humor emitting from Elldys, sobering as she went through the physical motions. “So wha’s th’ponce wan’?”
“That trip I tol’ you about… looks like we’re finally gettin’ called t’duty.” Elldys kept her mismatched eyes on her loading crew, washed in reds and yellows from a peaking dawn and her sun touched face carefully neutral. Her companion let out a defeated sigh next to her.
“Dij’ya tell 'er 'igh an’mighteh dat we were goin’ awaeh fer ah time?”
Elldys nodded to the genuine question and the mention of the woman that haunted their comings and goings. “Yeah, I told Lyris when it came up tha’ this was gonna be ah rescue mission wit’out havin’ t’mention where the request came from. I ain't sure of th’bastard yet, but I also ain't ready to turn ‘im over to Lyris.”
“Good! Dah “ellcat’s got ‘er nose ina ‘nough ah our business eh?” The highlander gave her far smaller captain a healthy clap on the back but years of it had made Elldys simply adjust to the sudden good natured impact instead of being pitched forward by it. “‘Sides is all ah good ting ina end though righ?”
“For Iron Boar? Sure…’sa worthy mission, y’know I 'ate taken higher orders.”
“Yet 'ere we ahre.”
“Yes, here we are.”
“But yoo know wha? Aye looooove takin’ ordahs from yer ass… so ordahs Cap’n?”
Golden finally earned herself a half a smile as Elldys straightened and checked off mental lists while she surveyed their busy crew. “Get Sixgill on th’supplies, get these boxes squared away an what’s left of our haul off this rig. Set th’twins on th’payments… we’ll get our bearins an’leave day aftah next, inform th’crew.”
In captain mode there was no argument, Golden nodded her head and left Elldys to her dark storms. The midlander was going to be a joy their first days out, at least until frustration ran its course. Golden figured she’d warn the crew of that storm coming, the faster they found Iron Boar, the quicker they’d get a good man back and be done with the one that caused Captain to grind her teeth in the first place.
“Alrigh’ ya buncha rats! Weh got ah Roe ta fin’!”
@hellsguardian-tales @professional-problem-solver @golden-ffxiv
@bountyhunterstone and @charm-in-spades for the mention
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thank you @angelyoons for tagging me !! *-*
i tag: @mochikissme, @btsandthechicken, @jinfectious, @dibidibidismynameisjhope, @taesflower, @taetaesbff if you want to obviously!!
Are you named after someone? not my first name, but my middle name is my aunt’s name and my... third name (? second middle name ?) is my godmother’s :’D.
When is the last time you cried? a month ago i think
Do you like your handwriting? not really because my handwriting didn’t change that much since primary school lmao.
What is your favorite lunch meat? i don’t really care about meat ;-; however when the pieces are small, whatever it is, it’s better /o/.
Do you have kids? lmao no.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? yeah i think
Do you still have your tonsils? gosh i had to google the meaning of that english word and ohdgisdjhfdfdsfkj but yes èwè.
Would you bungee jump? probably not /o/
What is your favorite kind of cereal? miel pop’s, coco pops, smacks. Chocapic are nice too ! Even though i eat cereal like two times per year
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? lmao never.
Do you think you’re a strong person? i like to think i am.
What is your favourite ice cream flavor? cookie/biscuits and things related
What is the first thing you notice about people? maybe the hairstyle ?
Red or pink? pink.
What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? my bones.. I mean lol i do have a fear regarding so many parts of my body but the problem isn’t really the ‘ugliness’. My asymetrical tiny boobs make me angry sometimes
What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? pink/deep pink pyj pants and mismatched socks (one black with red and purple hearts, the other one is pink with cute elephants).
What was the last thing you ate? noodles /o/
What are you listening to right now? some french dude playing video games on youtube and my mother is watching a tv show right now so i hear the mumbling from the tv
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? orange or green i hope!
Favorite smell? the sea and me? is that weird ? that’s probably super weird
Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my dad ? He was trying to choose a new device to make crêpes and since im always the one in charge of cooking them there was no way he wanted to bought anything without asking me. A smart man.
Favorite sport to watch? biathlon, this is the only thing i watch when the winter olympic game come xD.
Hair colour? brown
Eye colour? pffft blue, grey ? whatever..
Do you wear contacts? i have kinda useless glasses
Favorite food to eat? raw fish, spaghettis, crêpes, goat cheese and honey on bread ?
Scary movies or comedy? scary movies are, well, scary so no but comedy are exhausting sometimes. I don’t watch a lot of movies tbh
Last movie you watched? les vacances de monsieur Hulot ? but i couldn’t concentrate so i was on my phone the whole time =/
What color of shirt are you wearing? a black guiness t-shirt with a toucan on it (i really don’t like any kind of alcohol so, i just like the toucan :D).
Summer or winter? summer *W* !!! When the night comes around at 18h in winter i just want to cry.
Hugs or kisses? hug me until next year
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Let's talk about headcanons about Food
Now, Mod Sync here is a decent enough cook. Put a recipe in front of me and I’ll be able to cook almost anything, and I can cook some things from just memory. I was making omelettes and looking up recipes and I wondered “What about the Undertale cast? What do they eat outside the game?” So, here are some things I’ve thought up about the main four!
If anyone remembers the Anniversary Q&A that happened (oh, who am I kidding, of course you guys do), then we know some things about that already. HOWEVER, I’m only going to partially use this info here. These are headcanons after all, so I don’t have to quite follow canon.
Now, if you wish to continue, I shall leave these under a Read more, because this is gonna get wordy and also for you guys who are avoiding food for whatever reason. Also will include some other AUs.
Undertale Cast
Sans, without a doubt, loves anything greasy and fried. Pub food in partcular; burgers and fries are his go-to faves obviously, but also cheese sticks, stuffed potato skins, fried pickled, and so on. Hot pockets and mini pizza bites become a staple in his diet once on the surface. Anything he can pop in the microwave real quick. Also, mac and cheese with all the ketchup.
On the healthier side of things; He’s also very fond of anything with a large amount of tomatoes. Tomato soup with grilled cheese, sun dried Tomato slices, and many, many Italian dishes, though Papyrus has to sort of make him eat it. Except V8 juice. That shit is nasty.
Cooking-wise, he’s decent. He can make a number of different quiche by heart, and anything simple. He’ll need a recipe for anything else, and if it get’s too complicated, he’ll opt-out. Too lazy for anything fancy, leave that to his bro.
Papyrus is head of the kitchen in the Bros’ house. Strangely (or not so much) though, he’s the opposite of Sans; Paps is perfectly capable of making beautiful, complex dishes you’d see at a five-star restaurant. He likes the challenge. He could easily make Boeuf Bourguignon, Coq Au Vin, Backed Alaska, Curry from scratch, etc. But, when it comes to simpler things like Spaghetti, he’s thrown off. In his head, it’s too simple, so he adds things that the recipe doesn’t call for, thinking it will be better like his more complex ones. But…. yeah, the things he adds aren’t always even edible in general.
At the same time, he’s very fond of simple dishes. His favorite food is Oatmeal, an extremely simple dish to make for most. He has a cheese sandwich and an apple for lunch. Maybe he likes these because they’re so hard for him to make, like complex dishes are to normal people. I’d garner that the quiche Sans makes was another thing Paps favored but couldn’t make, so Sans made it for him sometimes.
Aside from Italian, Paps would like fruit salad or salads in general, yogurt parfaits, cheese omelettes; simple, healthy things. He hates greasy foods, but he’s not above taking candy from the Inn lady, so he’s definitely got at least an ‘All things in moderation’ mentality.
Undyne is an odd ball here. We know that, similar to Sans, she’s fond of greasy foods, a call noting that she likes Grillby’s cheese fries. She also has soda and hot chocolate as choices when you hang out with her. It’s not a far stretch to say Undyne likes junk food. However, as an apparent fitness nut -stemming from needing to stay strong as Captain of the Guard- I’m sure Undyne knows that too much junk food is bad for her. However, there is one thing I can garner off her personality and one particular physical trait of hers that can tell me about what she might eat: her teeth.
Undyne’s teeth are pointed. Meaning her teeth are sharp. I would go as far as saying that if Undyne is any particular kind of fish, it’s a Piranha. And what do Piranha like? Meat. Undyne, without a doubt, would love meat and grilling. Anything at all. Fish, Chicken, Hotdogs, Veggies, Kabobs, anything she can stick on a grill.
Seafood is another thing entirely. I’d think seafood is more on the side of comfort food for her. Clam chowder in particular. It stems from a headcanon of mine about Undyne’s family, I’ll talk about it later if you guys want. Sushi is definitely a thing she can get behind, though may take a bit for her to build up to Sashimi.
Tea was another thing in the choices at your hang out. It stemmed from her time while training with Asgore, and she keeps some around. I think she drinks it when she’s stressed. It helps her relax and think.
Alphys is another junk food lover, but only because she’s busy with other things and doesn’t have the time to cook. Cup Ramen is her go-to, but she’s got some other stuff stored away. Finger things she can eat with one hand and type with the other. On the surface, Undyne gets her to start eating grapes or trail mix instead.
On actual cooked foods, she’s fond of anything hearty; stews and thick soups, stir-fry, and anything served in a skillet. Also, of course she’s into oriental food. The first time she tries REAL ramen, she’s in heaven. She loves noodle dishes and once again, soups. Oddly, she has an extremely high spice tolerance, easily popping whole habaneros an a snack. Undyne refuses to kiss her after she has been.
Alphys herself is fairly decent at cooking. She learns to make a number of Japanese dishes once on the surface; onigiri, bento boxes, and her own sushi and ramen.
(I haven’t come up with any more than the skelebros of other AUs at the moment. Might do another post at a later date about with other characters if it is wanted.)
Underfell Skelebros
Sans, again, loves greasy pub food. He loves anything with a kick too. Jalapeño bites and pepper jack cheese are a constant. He also loves foods with layers or can have lots of toppings; pizzas with everything on them, subs and hotdogs piled high, and obviously his bro’s lasagna. (Don’t let him near a Cincinnati three-way, you will never hear the end of all the perverse jokes if you do.) He’s also fond of Cajun and Creole cooking.
On actual food, one of the few leafy greens Papyrus can get Sans to eat that he likes are Mustard greens, so more often than not, Paps will sauté some up as a side to whatever he’s cooked to get Sans to eat something relatively healthy. Otherwise, it’s limited to whatever Paps can sneak into a dish. Strangely, Sans is also fond of Southern style Sweet tea, even though he doesn’t care for sweet things otherwise.
Sans is an ok cook, but prefers not to if he doesn’t have to. If it isn’t microwaveable, it better be simple, or he’s gonna need a lot of motivation to make anything with more than 4 steps.
Papyrus is a literal Master Chef. He’d put Gorden Ramsey to shame. Paps can take almost anything and make it taste good. It’s the reason Sans eats anything healthy at all. Unlike UT!Paps, he can actually cook simple things too. It’s something besides his strength that he prides himself in.
On his own diet, he does love his lasagna, but also anything you can make in a casserole dish. He’s not overly picky, aside from keeping his own food to a tolerable spice level unlike his brother, but he does favor things that can last for a while and be reheated. In a world like Underfell, sometimes there are days were it’s just not safe to go out, so having a lot of leftovers can be helpful when stuck inside. So casseroles, stews, anything that can sit in the fridge and not taste bad after a day or two.
On another note, he’s fond of breads and baked goods. He makes some hella good garlic bread, and always has dinner rolls or biscuits or whatever ready as a side. Just don’t tell Sans how much he loves Monkey Bread, it’s one of the extreme few things he indulges in.
Underswap Skelebros
Sans our little taco man. Yes, he loves Mexican food. No, it’s not the only thing he cooks. No, his food isn’t that bad. He has a tendency of burning things because he gets distracted, but he knows better than to put inedible things in his food. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t get a little… creative with his cooking, but at least they’re all things that are supposed to be edible.
Through his love of Mexican food, he has a decent spice tolerance, and, though Tacos are his fave, he’s very fond of rice dishes as well. And black bean soup. He makes some fine salsa and guacamole from scratch too.
On the other hand, he’s not really picky. He’ll try anything once. He’s pretty fond of most any beef and chicken dishes. Though Paps has forbidden him from straight sugar and coffee, Sans can wip up some damn good sweets, like Mexican brownies and chocolate filled Churros. At least that way, Paps won’t drink straight honey while still getting his sugar fix.
Papyrus, on the other hand, is practically a sugar addict. He loooooves everything sweet. Candy, pastries, ice cream, anything with sugar. He’s Muffet’s taste tester if she’s making something new. Aside from honey, he’s particularly fond of chocolate in general and fruit fillings.
On the normal food side, he’s not as fond of spicy things as Sans, so Sans usually holds back on Pap’s food when it comes to spice. He also isn’t fond of complicated dishes unless it’s sweets. He likes simple things; sandwiches, salads, rice, anything you can throw together real quick or pop in the microwave. It’s not that he won’t eat healthy, it’s just it tends to be disproportionate to the amount of sweets he eats.
This also shows in his cooking. If it isn’t simple, he’s gonna have trouble. He’s not bad, he just gets a little nervous and that can lead to being a little clumsy. He’d rather Sans do the cooking, or at least keep an eye on things if it’s something he needs a recipe for.
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