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thebibliosphere · 8 months

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A friend gifted me Gotham Knights on Steam after I expressed a vague interest in it. I believe my exact words were, "The color of the cover art is very cyberpunk bisexual, and I love that for them."

A lot of key smashing ensued, followed by, "No, wait, you have to play it, you have to. Don't ask why. You'll know when you see it."

After spending a substantial few hours with my new dopamine generator, zipping around Gotham as various different heroes, grappling my way across the skyline, and driving my motorbike into walls (sorry, random Gothamites.) I got to the part of the story where Dick Grayson is seen drinking from a bisexual-themed Bludhaven mug (WE WANTS IT, PRECIOUS, WE NEEDS IT), followed by Babs posting a gossip article in the literal batfam group chat (I have no idea when she actually sent it, I keep forgetting to check the chat lmao) where Dick fully leans into being Bruce's son by being the biggest, sluttiest fuckboy imaginable when the male interviewer asks Dick if he has a "type" then describes the way Dick drops his voice to an "intimate purr, his gaze for me and me alone" followed by the most bisexual response ever which can be summarized as "People are gorgeous. All of them. Why restrict myself to an archetype when the world is full of beauty?"

And can I just say, as a slutty, slutty bisexual *chef kiss* love that for him. That and all the nude photoshoot offers he seems to be getting lmao.

Combine that with the interactions where Tim talks to the batfam about his boyfriend, asking for relationship advice (Babs telling Tim she's hopeless with guys, so to ask Dick instead), Dick suggesting Robin and Nightwing should go to Gotham Pride in costume so people know the batman are firmly in camp LGBTQ+ (followed up by an email between Babs and Jayson where they talk about wanting to go to Pride to support Tim so he'll know they're proud of him), the rainbow flags in the living room, and the trans, bi, pan and I think non-binary flag (need to check, might be demisexual) bike color options, I can honestly say I'm having a lot of fun careering round Gotham like the most terrifyingly competent, backflipping, Solo Pride Parade that's ever swung out of the skyline to dropkick a cop into oncoming traffic.

#batfam #gotham knights #gotham knights game #this game is like playing crackfic #crackfic with the occasional bit of pure soul-destroying angst #it's quite clunky and a bit grindy #but as a character-driven gremlin I'm having the time of my life just fucking around and falling off buildings

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etherealstar-writes · 4 months

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I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 3

pairings: lionesses x reader

summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.

part: three

part one here

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM

brightness

we have training tomorrow

just a reminder

the REAL karate kid

ughh

kie

what's the bet leah and georgia

are gonna be a show off

while niamh's gonna be off in her own world

neev

hey! no need to call me out like that

i do focus

stairway

i am not a show off

willybum

me neither!

door knob

you guys need proof?

the imposter

damn

you guys got that athletic build 💪

the REAL karate kid

......

willybum

.......

stairway

.......

elton

.......

earpsy

.......

brightness

.......

neev

.......

lotte

.......

maya

.......

daily

.......

the imposter

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ON THIS CHAT??

elton

i think the rest are asleep

the imposter

are you guys all part of some cult omg

and why do you guys have like

group training together?

that's kinda sus

the REAL karate kid

honestly it's kinda fun and chaotic

lotte

are we all gonna ignore the fact that

nobbs has photos of georgia's and leah's muscles?

door knob

are we just gonna keep referring

the imposter as imposter?

or if anyone's gonna ask her name?

the imposter

your name's nobbs??

LMAO THE DOOR KNOB MAKES SO

MUCH MORE SENSE NOW 😭💀

also

my name's y/n

neev

that is such a pretty name

the imposter

thank you!

elton

you know

you never really answered

lotte's question nobbs ....

willybum

it's because i'm her favourite duh

stairway

um it's actually me

hence why she sent a photo of mine first

meado

and here we go again

✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦

elton

hello

@everyone

why is everyone so dead right now

earpsy

maybe it's the fact that we just finished training

the REAL karate kid

and because we actually have lives

elton

that's a lie and we all know it

the imposter

how was training?

neev

tiring

feeling quite dead rn

willybum

funny actually

lessi slipped and slammed

face first into the training mat

elton

that was the highlight of my day

the REAL karate kid

glad to know my misery

causes you guys happiness

rusty metal

guys

i stumbled upon the best photo ever

my eyes have been blessed

stairway

omg

bronzy in her active era??

daily

ooh do show

lotte

it's intrigued my interest now too

rusty metal

neev

LMAO

willybum

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS

the REAL karate kid

CRYING RN 😭💀

elton

STOP 😭

this is a masterpiece

i'm saving this

stairway

she's a barbie gurl 💅

earpsy

PLS 💀

willybum

i'm blocking yall

stairway

your eyes just can't handle this much art

the imposter

hello friends of y/n!

i was trying to take photos of y/n

and accidentally clicked into here

neev

hello friend of y/n

the imposter

WHAT IS THAT PHOTO OF LEAH WILLIAMSON 😭

is this some kind of football fan cult??

some of your usernames are familiar in a strange way

idk why i can't seem to place it

elton

hmm quite strange

don't you all agree?

stairway

hmm very strange indeed

brightness

yes

daily

indeed

willybum

very

the REAL karate kid

where's y/n?

the imposter

standing in front of me

has no clue i'm on this chat

i'll send a photo

hang on

(lets just pretend they can see your face in the photo)

now she wants her phone back

goodbye strange strangers

elton

......

stairway

......

willybum

......

the REAL karate kid

......

neev

......

rusty metal

......

brightness

......

daily

......

doorknobs

......

meado

......

kie

......

earpsy

......

maya

......

lotte

......

lauren 1

......

stairway

the whole chat rn:

elton

i was not expecting this today-

the REAL karate kid

toone, this is literally the best

most dumbest thing you've done-

neev

honestly

lotte

my eyes have been blessed twice today

willybum

wow

the REAL karate kid

you can get my number wrong

anytime toone

part four here

#lionesses x reader #woso x reader #engwnt x reader #engwnt #woso imagine #leah williamson x reader #alessia russo x reader #ella toone x reader #georgia stanway x reader #niamh charles x reader #woso #woso fanfics

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rottenpumpkin13 · 11 months

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Highlights From the SOLDIER Group Chat

All SOLDIER operatives are required to be apart of the official group chat, a space where they can comfortably communicate and relay messages en mass.

• Genesis sending PDFs of the Communist Manifesto at random.

• Director Lizard™ memes every Wednesday provided by Zack.

• Sephiroth using "DTF" to indicate that he's free to spar. Genesis had told him it means "Down To Fight."

• Zack sending a picture to the group chat holding the severed head of the president ShinRa statue, along with the caption "I fucked up."

• Someone changing the group chat name to DilfGeal™ and friends.

• Genesis sending "Sephiroth you forgot your briefs at my apartment" and turning his phone off.

• Zack and Kunsel's rap battle through voice notes.

• Sephiroth using "IWTFY" to indicate that he's free to spar. Genesis told him it means "I Want To Fight You."

• Roche changing the group chat name to Sephiroth's wig.

• The mystery penis™ — someone accidentally sent a nude to the group chat at 3 AM and quickly deleted it, but the picture automatically saved to everyone's device and it incited a month long discourse and speculation about the mystery penis. No, it wasn't Genesis.

• The day they discovered there was a turk informant lurking in the group chat (it was Reno) after said lurker insulted Zack, it escalated and Angeal went out looking for Reno to "chat."

• Genesis sending "THE 👁️ GODDESS 👁️ IS 👁️ WATCHING 👁️" after every misdeed.

• The day professor Hojo joined the chat so everyone changed their name and profile pictures to Sephiroth.

• Lazard: screen name "Milf-Muncher-5000" kindly revert to your government name and profile picture. I know this is you, Commander Rhapsodos.

• Sephiroth once misspelled the word "laughed" as "laft" and now instead of "lol" or "lmao" everyone just "LAF"

• Everyone spamming the hashtag #GetHewley'd after someone is scolded by Angeal.

• Kunsel posting a list of estimated hex codes and measurements of everyone's junk and chaos ensuing right afterwards. Genesis in particular is outraged at why his is so underestimated. He proceeds to send everyone his correct measurements.

• Zack using too many emojis, oftentimes only using emojis.

• If you swear, Angeal kicks you out, so everyone starts using Zack's name as a substitute for for curse words. "ZACK YOU!" is a particularly popular one.

• Sephiroth randomly sending unflattering pictures of Genesis. Then he sends a voice note of his office door being beaten down by Genesis.

• Sending random pictures and depictions of lizards and captioning them "FOUND THE DIRECTOR"

#ffvii #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #ff7r #final fantasy vii #ffvii crisis core #final fantasy #sephiroth #angeal hewley #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #cloud strife #headcanons

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kvtie444 · 7 months

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✧.*SHOTGUN

A/N: this is my first fic on here lmao but this is HEAVILY inspired by @lividnity chris’ stoner hcs !!!

Summary: After leaving a shitty party for space, Chris comes out to comfort you as you share a joint and shotgun blah blah blah😋

Warnings: drugs/ weed intake, mentions of alcohol, kissing, profanity?? I think that’s all lmao. Not proof read so its probably waffle

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Once again, you found yourself in your best friend Nates house - what was meant to be a small “gathering”, had quickly turned into to a bunch of randoms coming through and crashing it. Nate in all honesty didn’t mind, but you? You were fucking pissed.

As you were desperately squeezing past people, in an attempt to find someone you actually recognize, the smell of weed and alcohol filled your lungs. You didn’t necessarily mind the smell, like everyone else you smoked from time to time, but everything was too much right now. Your eyes scanned the room trying to find a friend, or at least anyone you actually knew.

The house full of people.

Loud music.

Drugs. So much drugs.

Alcohol.

The white powder.

The crowded rooms.

And him.

Chris.

Your eyes landed on him across the room, whilst his were glued to his phone, illuminating his chiselled features. You and Chris had spoken here and there – you mainly knew him as Nates best friend who was also their dealer. I mean you even bought a benz of him once. Chris was actually a nice person and pretty chill – not to mention he was fine as fuck.

Exhaling a breathe you weren’t even aware you were holding, you make your way towards him, building up your courage, until someone collides into you, spilling their brown drink all over you, staining your top.

“Shit, my bad” the random guy chuckles, quickly turning back to his previous conversation. You scoff to yourself as you barge past all the faces, making your way to the backdoor leading towards the garden, sliding it open and closing it behind you. You look back down at the stain as the stench of coke and vodka creeps into your nose, making you scrunch your nose.

You just needed some fresh air and space. You pull out your phone and reply to a few messages form your girls group chat until you hear the backdoor slide open, you quickly whip your head around until you meet his eyes.

Chris.

His eyes quickly flicker over your body until landing on the brown stain on your top. “shit, y/n, you good?” he asks, shutting the door behind him as he approaches you. You switch your phone off and slide it back in your pocket, now turning your full body towards him.

“yeah, someone just spilt a drink on me and I needed some air” You reply, giving him a small smile. He finds himself standing next to you, pulling out a joint. As the cool air brushes past, shivers are sent throughout your body. Chris notices this and turns his attention towards you – “hold this” he says, passing you the unlit joint. As you take it from him, your hand grazes his, warm and soft. You curiously look at him as your fingers delicately trace around the tip of the joint, following the twisted paper. He then grabs the hem of his black hoodie and pulls it off, passing it back to you and taking back the joint. You stare at him for a second confused before he speaks up again “y/n wear it, don’t want you to freeze out here, plus you got to cover that fucking stain” he chuckles, your name sounding like honey when it rolls off his tongue. “thanks” I smile back at him and put it on, the sleeves engulfing me.

He pulls out his lighter form his back pocket as I bury my nose into the soft fabric, taking in the smell of his dior sauvage cologne and skunk. Looking back at him, he has the joint between his pink, plump lips, eyes hooded as he looks down at it as he sparks it up. He takes a drag and blows the smoke out the corner of his lip, away from my face, causing me to smile softly to myself.

He turns the joint around in his finger and raises it towards my face. I lean in as I wrap my lips around it and inhale, pulling back, staining the end with lipstick. His eyes stay glued to mine as he pulls it away and guides it back to his own lips, taking another hit. After a minute of passing it back and forth in silence, with occasional little chuckles, he breaks the silence. “You look good in my hoodie” he smirks at me. “shut up” I giggle back to him looking at the floor embarrassed. “don’t get shy ma, you do. Come on. Look at me.” He tilts up my chin with his thumb and pointer finger, his blue eyes, now bloodshot and half lidded, shooting daggers into mine. “you always looks good” He continues, capturing his bottom lip between his teeth as his eyes flicker down to my lips. I giggle quietly to myself, as his hand trails down to my neck, not applying pressure as his thumb rubs soothingly up and down. “wanna shotgun this shit?” he asks, smirk growing on his face.

“mhm” I nod, my eyes never leaving his as he takes a hit. My lips part slightly as his face leans in closer, blowing smoke into my mouth as his hand remains on my throat. My hand trail to the nape of his neck, softly playing with his hair. After exchanging the smoke, neither of us pull away, instead he leans in. He kisses me softly, as his left hand moves down to my waist, the joint in the other, pulling me against him. As he pulls away, my lips instinctively chase his, quickly turning into a more passionate kiss as his left hand trails down to grab my ass as mine trail down to cup his jaw. After a few minutes we both pull away - huge, stupid smiles on our faces.

“finish this for me baby” he lowly mumbles, handing me the rest of the joint as he leans down, kissing my cheek, down to my neck, tugging the fabric of his hoodie to expose the skin of my collar bone and neck more. My hands reach for his hair again as he begins to mark my neck up. He pulls away biting his lip, smiling, looking down at his work before adjusting the hoodie back to normal. As I take the final hit and throw the joint away somewhere into the grass of the garden, I feel chris place his hand on my lower back – “wanna get out of here?”

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#chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nick sturniolo #smut #angst #fluff #imagine

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songmingisthighs · 1 month

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[12:24] dad!hongjoong × baby!minjae (ft. mom!reader)

⇀ having a big family, natural or chosen, could be a blessing or a curse. or both. this time ? hongjoong would rather not choose and just work. his son however, has another idea in mind

⇁ another installment of the baby xikers series finally written after an impromptu discussion about the children and their uncle wooyoung with @starlitmark LMAO LOOKIE I FINALLY WROTE THIS

wc : 1.2 k

genre : fluff ? slice of life ?? baby!xikers, dad!ateez

warning : none

It had been weeks since the big incident and Hongjoong feared his son had started to catch on the situation the parents put Wooyoung in. Or something along the line.

Two and a half weeks ago, Wooyoung took the children to the Seodaemun Museum of Natural History for an educational day. Or so he claimed because not two hours since Wooyoung sent a selfie of him and the kids at the museum entrance to the friend group chat did all of them receive a call to come collect their children (in which Wooyoung's wife was told to collect all three of hers; Junghoon, Hunter, and of course, Wooyoung). Apparently, Wooyoung had told them that they couldn't play with any of the displays which the children took as a challenge rather than a warning. Seeun, Yujun, Minjae, and Sumin tried to get on the Acrocanthosaurus display while Hyunwoo and Hunter took off their shoes and dipped their toes in the Han River section of the Nature Hall to play with the fishies and Junmin, Jinsik, Junghoon, and Yechan somehow got inside the forest ecosystem display. It would have been an easy issue to handle and even let slide had Wooyoung not stood by and taken a video of everything whilst cackling rather than trying to get everyone to stop. After that, the parents rounded together and agreed that Wooyoung was to be put under an indefinite playdate hosting and attendance ban.

Unfortunately, the children were not told of this development as some were still grounded by their parents and some were known to love their Uncle Wooyoung so they'd probably get upset. It took them a while to even notice that suddenly they were not being taken to their Uncle Wooyoung's for playdates nor did their Uncle Wooyoung show up to chaperone.

The first to be told was Jinsik because his dad, Yunho, had given up trying to cover up the issue (literally 20 minutes after Jinsik started asking) and by the time the children were being picked up from playdate at Uncle Jongho's, they were all informed and began protesting in their own ways.

It was safe to say that for the past three days Hongjoong was stuck with Minjae who turned into melted cheese as a form of protest.

"Kim Minjae," Hongjoong called out sternly towards his son who sprawled himself on top of his work bag on his bed. Hongjoong had taken a short shower when he got home only to be met with Minjae groaning and moaning like a stranded starfish on top of his work stuff. Despite being called, Minjae didn't answer and just continued moaning like an injured cat. "Kim Minjae," Hongjoong huffed again, "Please get off my work bag, you'll crush my laptop," he walked closer to his son and stood over him with his arms on his hips. For a moment, Minjae stopped his moaning and looked over to Hongjoong, "Will you take me to Uncle Wooyoung?" Hongjoong raised an eyebrow at his son trying to bargain with him, "I'll take you to the doctor to get a shot instead, how's that?" And with that, Minjae dropped his head back and resumed moaning and groaning.

Minjae kept doing so, even following his dad around who managed to get his things from under Minjae by throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes (and Minjae slid right off his dad's shoulder... like a sack of potatoes). When Hongjoong was setting up his laptop in his home office, Minjae laid on the rug, when Hongjoong took a break to eat the dinner you cooked, Minjae laid across his lap and grumbled despite you trying to get him to sit up and behave when people are eating, then Minjae laid in front of the bathroom like a speed bump which almost caused Hongjoong to trip and fall.

With a sigh, Hongjoong crouched down and stared at his little boy, "Kim Minjae, if you don't cut this out right now I'm going to take you to my room," he threatened. But Minjae blinked and tilted his head, "Can we go to Uncle Wooyoung's room instead?" He asked, trying to bargain yet again. Hongjoong felt the corner of his left eye twitched and firmly stated, "No," then, Hongjoong stood up and tried walking away. Unfortunately, Minjae immediately latched onto his dad's leg and let his body be dagged away. Not even when you ran over screaming, trying to unlatch his grip on Hongjoong's leg did he relent. In fact, Minjae screeched and dug his nails into Hongjoong's leg, leaving the man soundlessly screaming and almost falling on his face. It was quite a sight to behold. Kim Minjae, your usually calm and reserved son, let out a banshee-like screech that managed to surprise the heck out of you, causing you to jump back and stare wide-eyed and as if nothing had happened, Minjae returned to his moaning and groaning while still being attached to his dad's legs.

To say that both you and Hongjoong gave up on trying to get Minjae to stop was an understatement because Hongjoong was now stuck in his home office with his son on the rug behind him moaning and groaning, causing him to lose focus which means that the situation was that bad because Kim Hongjoong doesn't lose focus on his goals. Apparently neither does Kim Minjae. Every 20 minutes or so, Minjae stopped his moaning and groaning to ask Hongjoong if he could go to Uncle Wooyoung's in all sorts of ways. As much as Hongjoong felt annoyed with the incessant behaviour, he had to admit that his favourite was when Minjae offered to prank Wooyoung on his dad's behalf as a form of revenge for the museum chaos.

The moment Hongjoong realized that the moans and groans had stopped was when Minjae finally fell asleep. It was well over 10 pm which means it was past the boy's bedtime. Knowing his relationship with sleep, Hongjoong was not at all surprised that his circadian clock had automatically shut him up. After saving his progress, Hongjoong stretched his body out slightly before getting out of his chair and crouching down next to Minjae who was creating a puddle on the rug ironically enough Wooyoung bought for Hongjoong. The way that they don't even live together anymore but Wooyoung still effectively has his grip on Hongjoong's life.

Gently, Hongjoong moved Minjae's bangs out of his face but as gentle as he was, Minjae still managed to stir and he suddenly opened his eyes. "Daddy going?" he groggily asked, lifting his head up slightly, "It's past your bedtime sir, what do you think?" Hongjoong sarcastically answered, scoffing slightly and shaking his head before scooping the barely conscious boy into his arms without much issue. "Are we going to Uncle Wooyoung's?" Minjae still managed to ask despite the fact that he was already closing his eyes again and resting his cheek on Hongjoong's shoulder. The question sent Hongjoong in disbelief but he simply shook his head, "Not tonight buddy." Thankfully, Minjae nodded and even nuzzled his face deeper, "I'll try again tomorrow," he mumbled in finality before falling back asleep.

As much as Hongjoong wanted to complain and even tell his son no, he knew there was no point. The issue was reserved for the next day. All he could hope for was that Minjae would forget or get distracted.

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starsandhughes · 1 year

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Penalty Box— Quinn Hughes Edition (Part Eighteen)

SERIES MASTERLIST

previous: seventeen

next: nineteen

a/n cole mcward is now my baby and i will talk about him any chance i get tysm

THURSDAY, APRIL 6TH

yourusername

liked by _quinnhughes, canucks, and 8,643 others

yourusername welcome to my postgame penalty box update show: connor mcgregor— i mean, quinny baby edition! tonight, the canucks ended a 133 game streak without a shutout with a 3-0 win! that streak was the longest in franchise history; and demmer ended it!

you know what else ended tonight? you guess it! quintin hughes lost his seven games without a penalty streak tonight in a fight! he got a double roughing minor, and kavtsov sat in the box for his second. personally, a five minute major would have been way more fun, but sadly, i’m not in charge. (i should be!!) he tackled blackhawk andreas athanasiou to the ground, and did NOT release him for a hot minute. AND quinn argued with him in the penalty box, and i would sell jamie to know what he was saying! those smelling salts must have triggered a really strong fight response! he was also grinning like a psychopath after (sound familiar?) and that’s why i love him <3 #TeamUnhingedQuinn

i could talk about this all day, but i do want to give some shoutouts! congrats to kravs (@/kravtsov93) for scoring his first goal as a canuck tonight! and to hirose (@/kithirosee) for getting his first nhl career point with an assist on that goal! lastly, welcome to the team cole mcward! you did great tonight! we might even adopt you! (@/colemcward) what a night for the defensemen!!!

and shoutout to quinn, for being the bestest best friend i could ask for. i love you, but i’d like to see some blood next time💙

tagged _quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes you want to see me bloody and i’m the psycho??? (i love you, too💙)

trevorzegras we like to use the term “quirky”

yourusername i want you to DRAW blood quintin!! there’s a difference

_quinnhughes @/yourusername why are you critiquing my fight?

yourusername you didn’t even drop gloves!!

_quinnhughes @/yourusername you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes we all know that’s not true

user1 THAT FIGHT WAS SO HOT!! AND THE ARGUING??? I DIED

trevorzegras not mentioned: y/n was in the kitchen when it started and she ran and jumped over the back of the couch and cheered

jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes for reference, she has tried it multiple times and fell on her ass

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras and why hasn’t a video of that been sent to the group chat?

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she gives no warning. we just hear a thud every once in a while and wait for the “i’m okay!”

yourusername i’m not friends with any of you until further notice

user2 quinn’s face post smelling salts>>>

user3 at least the penalty let him not have a 30 minute shift😭

lhughes_06 proud of you bro!! @_quinnhughes

_quinnhughes @/yourusername what did you do to him

yourusername @_quinnhughes i raised him right that’s what. my other child tried to fight tonight, too #MomOfTheYear

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jamie.drysdale #WifeyOfTheYear

jackhughes #ExWifeyOfTheYear #SoulmateOfTheYear

_quinnhughes i don’t like any of you

yourusername @_quinnhughes that is false

trevorzegras spider-man reference alert

user4 that’s my future captain!!

colemcward adopt me…?

yourusername i said what i said

_quinnhughes i’ll explain later

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yourusername you’re ever so welcome!!

user5 #TeamUnhingedQuinn i’m dead lmao

jackhughes what is up with my brothers and getting penalties?

yourusername they love me more than you do

_quinnhughes why do you think i got into that fight?

jackhughes @_quinnhughes for her or over her?

_quinnhughes no comment

kravtsov93 thank you!

yourusername always!

user6 tonight was the best and worst night of my life. devs win 8-1 with two jack goal, canucks shutout and a quinn fight, but team 101 lost :(

jamie.drysdale you can’t proclaim adoption without talking to me first

yourusername i never said you’d be the father

jamie.drysdale BETRAYAL

yourusername cry about it

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yourusername all hail

_quinnhughes can you feel my eyes roll?

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canucks that’s our huggy!!

yourusername huggy bear? more like cocaine bear

#penalty box series #penalty box series: quinn hughes edition #quinn hughes #quinn hughes fic #quinn hughes insta edit #quinn hughes imagine #trevor zegras #trevor zegras x reader #trevor zegras imagine #jack hughes #luke hughes #ethan edwards #jamie drysdale #quinn hughes x reader #vancouver canucks #alex turcotte #nhl #nhl imagine #hockey imagine

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solaariia · 9 days

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omg i forgot that here i said my first post when i returned would be my shifting success story!! i got too excited checking out other posts i forgot to write it.

so here it is :) it’s gonna be a little ramble.

the day i made that post, i woke up from a shift.

i’m not crazy i promise. but from that day on i am convinced i shifted to a parallel reality.

so the night before, i set the intention that i would shift when i opened my eyes. i visualized a little and then went to sleep affirming that “i woke up in my desired reality.”

the next day, i woke up without an alarm; not in my hsr reality. naturally, i was super disappointed and in a very bad mood, but didn’t go back to sleep because i had a social psych test. i even marked it on my calendar, and spoke with my classmates on the group chat about it the night before—so i did remember i had the test.

i ate breakfast and studied like normally. it didn’t feel like a dream or anything, it was just a normal day. yet before i left my apartment something compelled me to check my email to see if the professor said anything, because that day the only class i had was that one.

people… she sent an email when i woke up saying something like (not verbatim): “remember the test on monday. there is no class today because i want you all to study.”

i was convinced that i had that test on friday 19. i had it marked on my notion too, but when i went to check, it said the test was on monday. not friday.

to corroborate, i checked the class group chat and it said nothing about it either; when i clearly sent a text the night before and got many replies.

i remembered that i had scripted that if i shifted, something would be clearly different. sort of like the matrix? my stuff would look the same except i would have yellow curtains, or two chargers. etc.

since i found nothing like that, i chalked it up to just me being delulu. i was stressed and probably got the date wrong. and i had woken up early, so i decided to take my ass to the library to be productive and got in my car.

ignore how dirty my desk is lmao, but this hello kitty was one of the hanging ornaments in my car. THIS HELLO KITTY WAS NOT WHITE.

I AM NOT CRAZY i clearly remembered the hello kitty in my car was black with a white outline and a red bow. i had to take it off my rear view to show my neighbor (she practically lives in my car) and she said it had always been white and pink. so yeah, i think i had my proof that i had shifted(?

that’s why i made that post too. to kinda process things. i still don’t know what happened, but that glitch in the matrix still sticks out to me.

to this day, my friends from that class still tell me the test was never on friday. so idk what to think.

i probably went to bed stressed about my test, and that’s why i shifted to another reality that wasn’t my HSR DR.

on a good note, my confidence rose exponentially that day too. so now i feel like i know that shifting realities is as easy as thinking :)

nevertheless, i still haven’t shifted to my HSR DR, idk why :( but if this post can help people see shifting as something possible, then it will make me very happy.

love you all! im happy to see all of your posts on my dash again. 🩷

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neopuppy · 1 year

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Alpha Stepdad Johnny🥺

lmao you are soooo…

warnings. a/b/o, stepcest, covid mentioned(listen…I saw a tweet..), pre-heat, masturbation

“Took a good few months for my taste to come back after I had it.” Jaehyun shrugs. “Smell took a while longer, I think maybe 8 months.”

“It’s frustrating.” Johnny sighs, shoving his plate of food aside. “Waste of money coming to eat here, $80 steak I can’t even enjoy.”

“Have you tried those tricks people recommend online? Like burning an orange peel or something.”

“Hmm, no.” Shaking his head, Johnny grabs the bill to cover their lunch. “On me.”

“Thanks man,” Jaehyun clasps his friend's shoulder, eyebrows raised up. “How’s everything been at home?”

“A little quiet ever since she moved out,” he shrugs, sharing a knowing look with his most trusted friend. “It’s been nice to you know.. have our time alone, but my mate works a lot. She doesn’t have to either but, you know how it is.”

“She’s a real independent Omega.” Jaehyun says, scooting closer. “I know how fond you are of your step-daughter though, I’m sure her absence around the house is hard to get used to.”

Johnny’s lips pout, reaching for his phone to open a text with you, his routine daily check in. The usual, asking if there’s anything you need, offering to swoop by on the way home and bring you food. “Hmm, that’s weird.”

“What’s up?”

“I texted her earlier before meeting you asking if she wanted anything to eat.” Johnny’s forehead wrinkles, locking his phone. “I’ll just order her favorite to-go and drop it off when I pass by.”

Jaehyun laughs through his nose, nodding sarcastically. “You care about her a lot, as if she could be your actual daughter.”

Johnny smiles to hide a grimace, signaling for a waiter. “She’s a good girl is all.”

“Yeah, I’ll bet.”

Johnny tries to call once reaching your building, eyebrows wrinkling together when you don’t answer his second try. That’s unlike you, bothering him the more he sits and rechecks your messages. Maybe you went out.. but even then you’d always sent a heads-up to your family group chat to be safe(after much lecturing from him).

It won’t hurt to double check and make sure everything’s fine, maybe you were still asleep. You always left a spare key hidden inside of the lamp by your door for emergencies especially because of your habit of locking yourself out.

Johnny really disagreed with the idea of you living alone, a young pretty Omega that turned the heads of Alphas with every step you took living independently all on your own left an uneasy tight sensation in his chest, he’d do anything to take care of you. Despite not being blood-related, he’s always felt extra protective of you, having to control himself to not overstep his boundaries and smother you with love even worse after you’d presented.

Pocketing the key to your place, he knocks first, waiting for you to at least call out a response, maybe check your phone.

“Hello?”

Scanning the place, nothing seems out of the norm, your shoes and coats by the front, minimal decorations all in place, a purse flung down on the couch. He tries to sniff first, mentally cursing at the lack of smell hitting his senses. The bag of takeout in his grip a reminder of why he’s here to begin with, not because of his innate obsession of knowing your every move at all times.

If she’s asleep, let her sleep. He nods, quietly shuffling to your kitchen to drop off the food. You’ll wake up and break into a smile upon discovering your favorite meal waiting for you, and then you’ll call him up with your usual ‘Thank you so much daddy, I love you.’

Johnny tingles at the thought, clearing his throat as he strides toward the door only to stop in his tracks as an anguished moan sounds from the hallway leading to your bedroom.

“Alpha, please! please, it hurts!”

Your voice rings through his ears, broken whines following each word leading him closer to the sounds of your heavy breathing, painful cries. Johnny swallows, throat instantly drying up as he walks down the hall, the air thick and humid emitting from your cracked bedroom door.

“Please! Alpha!”

Scuttling ahead he nearly crumbles, feet tangling together having to grab the nearest wall as he reaches your door. Moans burst out louder, singing cries of pleasure between hisses of pain, desperate whimpers.

Fuck, he can’t smell anything, can’t taste your beautiful sweet scent.

Johnny’s neck cranes, inching closer to the doors opening, practically swallowing his tongue as he catches the sight of you sprawled on all fours jamming your fingers into your cunt repeatedly.

“Daddy..”

Snapping to your face he’s relieved to see your eyes squeezed shut, moaning and biting down onto your bedding with each fierce fuck of your fingers in and out. “Daddy, please, please fuck me.”

Johnny wipes at a trickle of spit sliding down his chin, gulping to alleviate some of the dryness filling his lungs.

Fuck, fuck fuck fuck. He should leave, he shouldn’t watch, he needs to pretend this never happened..

“Alpha…”

Each little wanton cry you let out echoes off your bedroom walls, swiping a palm across his face to calm himself as you reach between your thighs circling around your clit with a hiss. “Fuck, you’re so big daddy, please.. need you so bad.”

Johnny can’t tear his gaze away from each pitiful pinch your rim gives, the way your hole pulsates around your digits, pumping desperately as if three of your useless fingers could ever compare to what he could really give you to satiate your thirst.

Tucking in his bottom lip to suppress a curse, he reaches lower, palm dragging down to push in past the waistband of his slacks to grip around his hot girth, blood filling up his size painfully fast throbbing every vein lining the way down.

Harshly breathing through his nose he strokes just once, applying pressure around himself at the tip, thumb smearing the mess of pre-cum around his slit as his gaze burns into your core imagining how fucking tight you’d suck around him.

You’d beg, beg for him to stop, slow down, and give you more all at once. Johnny curses again, mind too foggy to even realize just how far gone he is, vocally muttering under his breath.

“Daddy?”

Oh fuck.

#anon #nct hard hours #nct 127 smut #nct smut #johnny hard hours

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greenbirdtrash · 5 months

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yikes can you drop the @ so we know who to block

I'm not sure if the person who got outed (a particulary nasty person with quite nasty behavior, i have to say) is on tumblr, but the person who made a pedo collab with them is. I will put some info and screenshots under the cut.

I already blocked everyone involved, and i refuse to add anything to this situation for my own comfort and sanity. Hope you understand.

I strongly advise to not interact with the mentioned people, but the "beware" word about their problematic behaviour needs to be said, because i know there's people who don't want to support/reblog from people with such views. DO NOT harass them or go after them, please. This is only a beware.

TW PEDO, CW oncest

Okay so...about the licorick. I had him blocked in telegram for months since i first saw him sending some pedo shit in the group chat that i no longer a member of (mostly because i left after that incident and it wasn't a moderated group before it happened), but i had no idea i will hear more about him, i literally just woke up today and all my mutuals are talking about the beware post on him that finally got created. I wasn't really surprised, but my jaw fell right on the floor when i saw there's also my now former mutual being involved in that.

[the original post from licorick's channel. TRANSLATION:

"tw pedo"

"an amazing collab with pedo oncest with monika, hooray"

"we DO NOT SUPPORT/ROMANTICISE PEDOPHILIA!!"]

I find it incredibly ironic to create such content and cover it with "no no, we do not support, but "it's fictional, which is okay(literally a quite from licorick)"..like, man.why are you even drawing it in the first place?Sick.

This is the pinnacle of the currently ongoing russian fandom part drama. You can pretty much recognize the @.monika-fan0 drawing style, tho i have NO FUCKING IDEA what could be in that person's head to straight up draw something like that unless they're into that sick shit just like their "friend" licorick (who is widely known across the russian part of the fandom as "that one lunatic with pedo takes that he sents to local fandom confessions", and his DNI list literally includes "softies/normies" what more can i say?). There's also multiple statements from different people about Monika being a proshipper, creating/being an admin in one of the hate confessions directed towards one of the lorax artists and even creating a mascot for MAP-oriented group...Whatever you call it, it's still pedo and DEFINITELY not healthy.

Since peiple started sharing the beware post and asking questions about the drama and the mentioned collab, Monika has released an official statement that basically goes like "lmao, sorry if i offended someone, I don't care, just isolate yourself from people you don't like/want to see"

Not to point my finger at certain someone, but a particular artist who you might remember from their vampire onceler oc with a blue tailcoat showed up in the comment section and started defending monika, saying that "she shouldn't apologize to these lunatics"..you can pretty much read and translate it yourself if you want to.. *sighs*..well. more people for me to unfollow/block...

Here it is. Sorry for the shitty auto translation from her telegram post, but i really do not want to interact with it anymore:

That's pretty much it. Be careful with who you support. Sometimes..sometimes the people whose art you have geniune interest in turn out nasty.

Stay safe, everyone.

#kers ramblings #leaving the russian part was the most sane decision i had ...

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candycryptids · 6 days

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Quick! Your OCs are being dragged to the dancefloor by a friend - how do they react? Does the amount of people around influence that reaction? Or the kind of music played maybe?

GHFNFJDJFHB!? What a fun question omfg

Chuu has a vice grip on the sofa she’s sitting on if there’s more than 5 people at a party lmao. She’s not gettin up. N o p e. (Can sometimes be lured out onto the dance floor with a Waltzing number, but will rarely stay for longer than 2 songs before she’s found a way to slither out of being an active party participant. She’d rather chill and eat snacks and watch OTHER people look silly on the dance floor.)

Tuesday is ecstatic to be invited to the dance floor- but he only really knows how to do the stuffy Ishgardian Ball Dance when he first gets invited out to a party lmfao. The amount of people present doesn’t really impact his willingness to come out to the dance floor, but once he learns more ways to dance or even how to just, ‘feel it’ and make it up as he goes he gets much more excited about dancing to upbeat or quicker songs. He is Very good at not stepping on Toes :) (almost as if somebody didn’t want to deal with smushed toes…. 🤔)

Tangy is so zazzed to dance. She is…. Not the best at ballroom dancing or like, whatever you wanna call a couples dance, so. Watch your toes! It doesn’t matter how many people are there but being the center of attention can be kinda daunting :’> she’d rather dance to more upbeat music than slow dances so she’ll probs bow out for drinks and a snack during those to take a breather sjfjdkfs … pls also imagine her doing classic ‘dad’ dance moves or something from the Peanuts x3 [cut cos it’s Long 🫢]

….. 🤔 Ishi will gladly dance with a friend (or friends!) at smaller gatherings- and even invite others out to the floor x3 but at bigger more official events? She’s probably grateful for the excuse to step away from whatever Politically Charged Chat she’s been roped into regarding allied tribes or intercity relations. (She isn’t trained in dance, but will readily learn and follow somebody else’s lead •v•)

Mochiie is someone who’s reluctant to take an invite to the dance floor no matter how many people are present if there’s already people dancing and there’s not much space. He’s uh… conscious of his tail. (Poor guy sent a lalafellin couple sprawling once when he got tangled up in his feet, so he tries to be Overly Cautious now)

😂 Colette will indulge a friend in a dance, and relies more on being able to lift/twirl/dip her dance partner for flair - it’s an All-Eyes-On-Them situation. If Eorzean weapons didn’t have a habit of cracking under the pressure she’d probably be a tank. She prefers music with dramatic flair, to match her flashy dancing style. She laughs a lot more when it’s a Smaller group, there’s less performance pressures 🤧 (I should REALLY pose her dancing with Setsuna at some point… I’ll have to bug my partner for some files x3)

🤔🤔🤔 Levraut was the hardest for me to figure out. He’s classically trained in Ishgardian Dance? But he hates it. He thinks the whole thing looks silly, and he’s not so into huge parties (since they’re usually hosted by The Rich And Influential And Expect A Certain Class Of People yk) … he’d be a hilarious ‘sexy lamp’ for someone to dance with though… I think it would take him some time to feel comfortable dancing in the center of everything but he wouldn’t mind kinda grooving in place around the edges.

Until he’s 5 cups in. And then you have to haul him off the dance floor before he makes more of a fool of himself than he currently is, and tries to start a fight with the Violinist, because it quote ‘sounds like you’re killing the cat what made the strings all over again’ (regardless of if that’s true or not; a drunken Lev craves Rowdy Brawling and will Incite It)

… 🤨 I think that’s everyone if only because I don’t have a solid idea what the Trio would be like in a Party situation

#sorry this took so long to answer I got home took a fat nap and then joined the fc to play the fun game LOL #we were Gwiber hunting OwO #ALSO TY FOR THE QUESTIONNNN #Ishi and Kizuna dancing is ridiculous and needs a wide berth. lmfao. Kizuna ALSO has big tail syndrome #I’m constantly wrestling what music in Eorzea is like btw like there’s electric guitar???? in game??#there’s definitely the means to make electronic music ? I know venues have DJ’s but #I’m losing my mind thinking about Venues with that heavy modern club scene being ‘canon’#tho I guess the Loporrits…. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔#adventurers are just Built Different.#lev would show up to big fancy parties in order to investigate where the WoL(s) were last spotted or like the state of affairs or chasing #a lead but he’s not one to go for purely pleasure =v= would rather drink and sing badly in a tavern with 5-10 other people #and then get thrown out and threatened with being banned for dancing on tabletops and kissing someone else’s Date #I came really close to trying to figure out Gifs again so I could gif Tangy doing a goofy dance but I got SO sleepy so it might just be #a later gorilla to fight @v@

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succubi-tch · 3 months

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Friend is talking to me about the ghosting situation of our mutual friend- saying "these are some of the phrases I drop in the chat when I feel I'm being ghosted"

And wanting to say "no, I don't want to be petty, I just-" when one of the vaguer, one word ones catches my eye and I remember he randomly dropped that in our chat later last year right as I was about to respond to him

I had been out all day, just gotten home and was about to start mass responding to everyone who'd sent me messages that day, and if my memory serves correctly, the group server was popping off, so I made the mistake(?) of responding to that first and in the time between me getting distracted right before responding to him, he had said "damn"

So I asked him "everything alright? Sorry I've been out most of today" and he'd responded "nah, just some headassery on my part" or something of the sort and I never understood it

Until now lmao.

#i didn't keep him waiting any longer than usual lmao he knows i kind of have to get up and go when my mom (mode of transport) says so #i get overstimulated easily in the car so i dont usually text back while shes driving #weird weird weird lmao. i wanna say i didnt deserver that but i also get the impression it wasnt that bad and im probably #being too sensitive or something. idk

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just-a-normal-regretter · 2 months

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Honestly at this point I'm just gonna categorize all these Odd-centric plots/AUs I've spawn as "Odd-shots". If I get the time and fight off the clutches of writers block I'll probably draft up some drabbles of what shenanigans can happen in the assortment of AUs I've written about.

If people do wanna hear more about certain AUs from below then I'd be happy to chat about them a bit more though. I want to at least get the brain firing ways to really draft up what could happen in these concepts beyond what I have already.

Some of the selection:

Bystander - "Make sure to send updates on Kiwi every day, Louise!" (aka the "Odd doesn't bring Kiwi to Kadic" AU; this one likely results in some Ulrich/Odd shipping and a much more stressed out group of Warriors trying to pick up the slack without their third member.)

New Kid - Maybe we shouldn't have the romantics fall in love with each other... (Odd and William bond during William's first day at Kadic, thus William develops a crush on the blond. WillOdd food for the soul as hilarity ensues with an oblivious Odd and a chaotic yet dorky William trying to woo him throughout Season 2.)

A Bizarre Guide to Living a Human Life - It takes a village to raise a kid. So uh, how much to raise four? (aka the "Odd, Ulrich, and Yumi are AI" AU. Toying around with lore is so fun but honestly I think the part I like the most here is just the Kadic students having to accept that "yeah these kids are really weird". That and as much as Jeremie tries to do this solo, the ensemble cast sort of step up to help him despite not knowing much about the circumstances.)

Odd is Alone - At the end of the day, always love yourself. (aka the "William/Odd roleswap" AU. Main thing in this fic would be Jeremie's implementation of Teleportation goes wrong so the canon!Odd gets sent into the world where his counterpart is XANA's pawn while William was a part of the team from the get-go.)

Cherrybird - Juggling multiple superhero lives is not for the weary. (one of the Miraculous/CL fics I have in the wings to scratch my itch of Odd/Adrien. This one pivots so Odd winds up the Ladybug wielder while his family was vacationing in Paris for the month. Now his hand is forced to try to stay in France so he can keep being the superhero Cherrybird, unknowingly signing up to deal with another evil once he begins his boarding school life at Kadic.)

For Me, It Was Only Today - Trying to keep their lives a secret sucks when your best friend is trying to court a literal superhero. (final CL/Miraculous AU focusing on toying with both lores, Lyoko powers rubbing off into the real world, and of course Ulrich's POV just trying to survive dealing with XANA while Odd crushes hard on the Parisian Hero Chat Noir.)

[yes there are other ones but these ones I at least feel like I have a decent idea as to where their direction would go. Or at least have some concepts that could just be hilarious to implement in some of them. Even if I don't touch any of them I honestly hope y'all enjoyed me posting about them lmao]

#code lyoko #code lyoko au #odd della robbia #should i really add more tags here idk #i'll probably go back and add more if necessary eh

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daemour · 2 years

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Title: I’m In Love With You

Genre: light angst, fluff

Pairing: Seonghwa x f!Reader

Fandom: ATEEZ

Word Count: 2087

Warnings: none

Summary: Seonghwa is not a morning person. Nor is he a stormy weather kind of person. So when someone shows up at his door at ass-o-clock in a terrible storm, he thinks about possibly not lettin them in. But it’s you.

thanks to @defwoodz for the banner!! :D she singlehandedly made me write a happy ending to this instead of an ambiguous one lmao

When Seonghwa hears a knock on his door at six in the morning, he’s not particularly pleased. After a long and tiring week at work, he finally could sleep in, but whoever is at his door has decided otherwise. With a long groan, he flings off his covers and stands, pulling a robe around him as he marches towards the front door.

But when he flings the door open, ready to give whoever is on the other side a talking to, he stops. Because the person in front of his door is not some stranger, or even his best friends (who he’d honestly have even fewer qualms yelling at), it’s you. His former friend, someone he hadn’t seen in months, not after you dropped off the face of the Earth and gave him no response to the dozens of messages he sent you.

“(Y/N)?” His voice is filled with anger, worry, and maybe a little bit of eagerness to see you again. “What are you doing here?” It’s only now he just realised the pouring rain and screaming wind around him, and the drenched state you’re in.

“Hey,” you greet and almost immediately sneeze after. Seonghwa immediately ushers you in, shutting the door behind you.

“Are you insane?” His voice is too loud for this hour, but at this point, he doesn’t give a damn. “It’s pouring buckets out there, (Y/N)! Stay there, I’m going to get you a towel.”

And he leaves you, dripping pools of water from your hair onto his welcome mat, standing in the hall with a sheepish look on your face. He’s been in this position before. His friends are all stupid and like to use his home as a late night or early morning shelter from bad weather or hangovers. Although usually his home wasn’t stuffed to the brim with awkward looks and unsaid thoughts. But now…all he can do is fetch you a towel and hope you won’t permanently damage his flooring.

When he comes back, this time with a fluffy towel in his hands, all he can say is, “Stop dripping on my wood floor and dry yourself. I’ll go grab you a sweatshirt and some pants. Go and sit on one of the kitchen stools.” He unceremoniously drops the towel on your head and escapes back into his room.

He has to take this moment to catch his breath, because not that he’d ever admit it to you, seeing you again is making his heart race. You two weren’t particularly close, having met only through your shared friends. But he had always somewhat admired your personality which turned into a crush on you. It is totally normal, promise. So when you stopped showing up to any parties or movie nights, Seonghwa had worried.

He texted you, and with no replies, started asking your friends where you were, but they said that you had some personal business out of town. They assured him it was nothing bad, but they didn’t say anything else, not willing to spill any more information without you present.

Of course, it was understandable—Seonghwa and you weren’t that close after all. You got along of course, but he never approached you to get to know you in the way he wanted to. You had only been to his house a handful of times for movie nights, and only had each other's numbers due to your mutual group chats, which was part of the reason why he was so shocked when you showed up just now.

“Seonghwa?” Your voice floats down the hall. “What should I do with this towel?” Right. You were still here.

“Just put it on the counter,” he calls back, hurriedly grabbing some of the clothes he has in his dresser before heading into the kitchen. He hands the clothes to you, a smile plastered on his face. “You know where the bathroom is, you can change there and give me your wet clothes to toss in the dryer.”

He’s avoiding the elephant in the room and both of you know it. But nothing is said anyways and you leave the kitchen. He curses himself for being so damn awkward, but what else is he going to do? Your friends were right. He wasn’t close enough to ask you any prying questions.

Seonghwa curses to himself, walking around the kitchen island to start the kettle boiling. He could at least get some tea going.

When you come back into the kitchen, Seonghwa almost has an aneurysm. It was almost definitely not the time nor the place for it, but seeing you in his clothes made him choke. It was so…domestic. He whips his head away, willing himself to shut his brain down before turning back to you with a neutral expression on his face.

“I’m boiling some water for tea, but I’ll take your clothes now if you want,” Seonghwa offers, and you smile at him with a whispered ‘thanks’ before handing your clothes to him.

They’re soaked through and still dripping, and Seonghwa winces to think of what damage it might cause to his floors if he doesn’t mop it up fast enough. But it also means you must have been out in the rain for God who knows how long. He shakes his head, muttering to himself about bad decisions and stupid rain as he tosses the clothes into the dryer.

As the sounds of the machine start, he’s already back in the kitchen, grabbing some rags to wipe up the leftover water. “Oh! No, I’ll do it,” he hears you say hurriedly and your hands immediately come into his line of vision to take the rags. “You’re already doing plenty, let me.”

He frowns at the sight of you squatting down. “You really shouldn’t, you’re a guest,” he starts to argue, and you laugh.

“A guest at” you take a glance at the microwave clock “six thirty-seven in the morning. It’s all right, Seonghwa, let me do this.” He makes a face you can’t see, but in the end, acquiesces.

It’s still far too domestic, but Seonghwa pushes those thoughts to the back of his mind as he opens his fridge, hoping for some sort of leftovers he could warm up for you. “Why were you out this early anyways?” he asks to start some small talk, eager to eliminate the silence between you two.

You hum as you scrub at a particularly large pool of water. “I’m a bit of a night owl, so I was taking a walk. I’m also horrible with time, so I didn’t even realise how long I was out when it started to rain.”

A gentle laugh reaches Seonghwa’s ears but he doesn’t even register that because he remembers it started to rain when it was four in the morning. He knows because he is a light sleeper and woke up to the sound of it battering his windows. “You were in the storm for two hours? It was still raining when I let you in. It’s still raining right now.” His voice is filled with worry and increases in volume as he looks out the window and sees the rain has not let up and he immediately rethinks letting you wipe the water off the floor. “Go sit on the couch and wait for the tea, I’ll wipe the floors.”

You sit back on your heels and open your mouth to argue, but Seonghwa shoots you a look and you give up thankfully. He doesn’t want to have any sickness you get on his hands.

Right on time, the kettle hisses and he gingerly pours you a hot cup of camomile tea. As he waits for it to cool, Seonghwa finishes up wiping, and every time you look like you’re about to get up from the couch he glares at you. “Don’t even think about getting up,” he scolds. “You will sit there and finish your tea.”

You pout and Seonghwa has to resist staring at your lips. “But you’ve already done so much already. I just wanna help–” you start to say, but Seonghwa is having none of that and shakes his head firmly.

“No, it’s fine. I’m almost done anyway. I’m surprised you didn’t get lost, (Y/N), you have to be more careful outside.” Seonghwa sighs in the absolute most motherly way possible. His friends would have a field day making fun of him.”What if you got sick?”

You laugh. “Seonghwa, that’s just a myth. You can’t really get sick from–” you sneeze and Seonghwa raises an eyebrow at you accusingly. “Okay…maybe I’m remembering that article wrong…” you mumble.

“Finish your tea and get in the shower.” Seonghwa closes his eyes in exasperation. “Honestly, (Y/N), are you sure you’re a functioning adult?”

You flash him a crooked smile and a wink that has no business being this attractive. “No, I’m offended you even had to ask that.”

“Just go.” You laugh at Seonghwa’s very exasperated but somewhat fond dismissal and head off towards the bathroom again. He can’t be-lieve how you managed to find your way to his house, nor why you didn’t think to go back home instead of continuing walking in the rain. He hopes you don’t get sick—he doesn’t want that on his hands.

When you return to the living room, although you’re still awkward, you look a lot less like a wet rat. “Thank you again,” you mumble as Seonghwa pours a can of soup into a pot to put onto the stove.

He hums. “No worries,” he finally smiles as he turns to reassure you. “It’s crazy out there, I would be out of my mind to not let you in.” He’s still a little worried, but now that you’re looking much warmer he relaxes a little.

“How have you been?” Your question is sudden. “We haven’t seen each other in a while, which is honestly on me. I’ve been travelling a lot to see my family.”

Even though your mutual friends had told Seonghwa your absence wasn’t anything negative nor important, hearing it from you made him feel a lot better. “I’ve been doing well. Wooyoung being a pain in my ass, as always, but now that he and San have finally got it through their thick skulls they like each other I’ve been granted a little peace.”

You laugh. “Well, just wait until they get out of the honeymoon phase. Then you’ll have double the trouble on your hands.”

The fondness in your voice makes Seonghwa’s heart skip a beat. He loves how soft you are for your friends and how you’ll make fun of them for as long as you live, but you will always spoil them like they’re your children. He could kiss you right now, he could proclaim his own fondness for you at this very moment.

It would be so easy to keep his mouth shut and just let the conversation flow naturally. But when has Seonghwa ever taken the easy way? “I missed you,” he blurts out, and you look at him with wide eyes, mouth half open. “I mean, you’re really nice. And I missed you at the movie nights. So I asked but they didn’t want to say. It’s totally reasonable, of course! You nor they owed me any information. I just wanted to say it cus I like you a lot. I mean, of course I do! You’re my friend. And everyone else’s friend. Yeah.”

Seonghwa’s face twists into his signature uncomfortable smile. He is the absolute worst at social cues. He can see the headlines already: Man Dies from Being Awkward, His Friends Laugh at his Grave. He couldn’t even say what he wanted to say.

“I did too.” You’ve moved to crouch in front of him, your head cocked in the most adorable way. “I missed us making fun of Hongjoong for all his snarky comments during movies. I missed how you’d always look you’re about to cry whenever Wooyoung spilled popcorn. And I missed, dare I say it, your questionable cookies.”

Any warm feelings Seonghwa has felt are immediately replaced with offence. “My cookies are fine,” he insists, and the corners of your lips pull up. Your arms wrap around him as you bury your face in his shoulder to hide your smile. “Oh my God, you’re so annoying.” He has absolutely no malice in his voice as he returns the hug, cherising the warmth of your body.

You both know what he means by that, anyway.

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