Don't Starve is the only game I know that somehow senses my HUBRIS.
I was 2 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE FINAL PORTAL IN THE FINAL LEVEL OF ADVENTURE MODE WITHOUT CHEATING OR ANYTHING. I had spent DAYS working to win the game, 2 MINUTES away from the end! I had Chester! I had a billion pierogies! I had two activated touchstones! I had it all, baby!!!!
I even bragged to my wife that the game was almost easy now!
Big mistake. The Hubris Sensing Technology (TM) of the World's Most Unforgiving Game sensed my complacency and the next thing I knew I was barraged by more Clockwork Bishops than I have ever seen in a single place in my hundreds and hundreds of hours playing this evil evil game!!!
I got through more killer bees than I'd ever seen, and a huge dense forest of 1,000 spiders! All that I could handle!!
But I have NO IDEA what I was supposed to do about a bottleneck that involved 60 ranged attacks hitting me within 5 seconds and stun-locking me to death. I have never been so Humbled by a game, and I've been playing this game for so long!
I have made this art piece to commemorate the occasion.
DISCLAIMER/CREDIT:
To make this, I cut out sprites from the game and from other official art by Klei Games, and then I added all the lighting effects and arranged it all together.
The only other thing I actually drew for this is Wigfrid's hand holding the torch.
Normally, I illustrate every element of a piece I do; but for this, I just wanted to quickly communicate the High-Pitched Silly Screaming Horror of running into this monstrosity in the "all-darkness" level of Adventure Mode!!
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Fuck doflamingo.
Um I’m devastated.
Corazon didn’t deserve that. If anyone didn’t deserve that HE DIDNT.
Traffy didn’t either.
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Wait I need to rant about this dream I had cause it was wild
I was basically going to the movies with my friends, but the movie was based on the daycare attendant? Like it was basically known this movie was based on the daycare attendant fandom and the character and some of their stories so I was of course stoked going in. It was live action and all the characters were human
But it ended up being such a sad film like— it was basically split into 2 parts
First half was the main lead falling in love with eclipse except it kinda had the vibes of like the new hunger games movie ballad of songbirds and snakes where like they were falling in love but eclipse was not a very good person and had goals outside of their relationship which was gonna tear them apart
Eventually eclipse ends up leaving the main character, leaving them heartbroken and betrayed
Somehow they also end up with eclipses kids, sun and moon, and the second half is the main character’s struggle to raise the two. moon is super sick, like really sick for an infant where throughout the movie you aren’t sure if he’s gonna make it or not. Like by the time they are toddlers Moon is so developmentally behind compared to sun that the main character is super concerned if he’s ever gonna catch up. Sun is able to grow up healthy, but the MC keeps having this complex where they see Sun as like taking away the health of his brother, and they keep thinking about how unfair it is that’s he’s able to grow up healthy and happy and his brother is not. MC is also lowkey projecting some of their betrayal and hatred of eclipse onto sun partially cause he looks like him and partially cause MC is projecting their own struggles onto moon.
I just remember this vivid scene where we hear MCs internal monologue about how unfair it is that sun is healthy and moon is not while they stare at toddler sun and it’s heavily implied they are contemplating strangling Sun, but then cute baby sun just looks up to their mother figure with just absolute innocent care and worry and is just like— “mom? Are you okay?”
And that of course snaps MC out of it
The rest of the film follows as they grow up with kinda the vibe of the second half of east of eden
But then it cuts to years later, where like a mission is being carried out by this mysterious figure which is then revealed to be Sun all grown up, and he calls out to someone to hurry up, but before it’s revealed who it is the movie cuts and it’s a whole cliff hanger
So you end the movie by not even knowing if moons okay or not
Anyway later when I went to check the rating on rotten tomatoes it was at a 10% 💀
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I’m going to make this so much worse for all of us emotionally. I really think Matty would want to have a baby with reader because he wants to be able to care for her while she’s pregnant like he never got to with Annie’s mom ( in my brain she was no contact from when she told him she was pregnant to when she gave birth to Annie)
So that’s why he is sooooo caring to reader when she’s pregnant. It’s like he’s making up for what he wasn’t able to do for Annie’s mom. Taking care of her during morning sickness. Getting food in the middle of the night for her cravings. Even getting to hold her hand and be with her when the baby is born. Also he’s getting to do all the things he wanted to do that don’t have anything directly to do with taking care of reader, like getting to feel the baby kick… talking to the baby in readers belly like “woah that was a strong kick there fella, you going to be a football star? You better play for Newcastle.” And also just in general getting to kiss the readers stomach because he’s just so happy she’s pregnant with his baby and that Annie will have a little sibling.
I have been trying to think of a response to this all night but all I can say is;
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS THATS SO FUCKING SAD. BUT SO SWEET.
like all he wanted was to be there for the pregnancy but he didn't get a chance and didn't think he would again. but now you're pregnant and he finally can be the doting boyfriend who does everything. sobbing.
the Newcastle thing is actually evil but also so sweet. oh he just wants to be a dad PLEASE-
you wake up at 3 am to him whispering to your bump, maybe he even rubs it in his sleep subconsciously. just general sweetie pie simp behaviour!!!
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very random thought that makes me sad- i think rebecca was helping sparrow stand up during them getting tortured so when she disappeared, sparrow would have fallen and then looked up, thinking that rebecca fell and then he sees her just poof away i am going to eat drywall i am so sorry leaaaaa
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO MEEEEEEEEE I AM DISTRAUGHT WTF
LIKE. YOURE CORRECT THATS CANON IN MY HEART NOW. BUT OWIE
also taking this time to address your other asks lol yeah this scene hit me like a fucking BRICK. literally i was playing the ep in the background working on an essay and That Happened and i literally almost threw my laptop across the room like???? anthony count your fucking days i am On My Way With Hammers
and OUGHH YEAH THE TEENS SAYING GOODBYE TO D00D (collapses to the floor dead) i literally started weeping like ,, anthony said he wasn’t feeling very funny but he sure as hell was feeling very Let’s Make Leabee Sad,,,, d00d my BABYYYYY IM GONNA THROW MYSELF INTO THE OCEAN
ohhgh ok im normal im literally so emotionally stable rn hru
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Going to cry over Amanda Grey because her death is literally horrific and its all because Lady Grey and Jack thought she was too nice to run Bowerstone and Elvira wanted the title but like... I promise you girly would have given up the title for Rhodri this was not necessary why did you do this
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