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@anyone hating on Halla, please leave her alone, stop going to her blog to send her hate because you're fucking stupid and you think "it's fun" to harass her. I'm tired of opening Tumblr and seeing some idiot hate on my friend just for existing, she's the sweetest person I've ever met and she doesn't deserve any of this bullshit.

#honestly just say you've never had an actual conversation with her and leave lmao #halla is a sweetheart and all of you need to get a life <3

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i just had a thought about matty in the pornstar au… girlie and him laying in bed just watching a movie, maybe kissing lazily and touching and she grabs his hand and puts it down her shorts and says “look how wet you make me” AJDLSEUSJD I think he might explode ❤️

ohmyGOD, YES, this is SO THEM.

(18+ extremely brief smutty thoughts below the cut. This was me on my phone for like 5 mins, so very much not proper writing lol)

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like it's the end of a perfectly domestic weekend of farmers markets, breakfasts in bed, and slow soft sex. just completely idyllic. so on Sunday, you decide to both lay down in bed and relax, you decide that after a bit you'll order some takeout to eat whilst you finish your film.

within a few minutes, your hand is on mattys thigh. it really was innocent, but any touch from you makes his head spin. matty leans down to give you a quick peck, and judging by the soft smile and happy hum you give him, you definitely welcome it. so he presses another kiss to your lips, then another, then another.

needless to say, you start to make out pretty quickly after that. but it's not the usual rushed pre-sex desperate kisses. This time is slow and purposful. those perfect slightly wet kisses that make your head spin. neither of you pull up for the oxygen you so desperately need, instead just grabbing at each other's skin needily and pulling closer.

desperate breaths fall from both of your lips, and when you bite on mattys bottom lip and pull back, he swears he might cum there and then. his hand immediately goes to your hip, pulling you impossibly closer to his overheated skin. his fingers dig into the meat of your hips, no doubt leaving fingerprint shaped bruises behind.

your hands can't stay still, moving from his hair to his back, anywhere you can reach. but when it comes to the front of his neck and lightly encircles his throat, you know you've got him. maybe it was the choked gasp or the way he whispered, "fuck" weakly against your kiss-bitten lips but you felt every nerve in your body light up.

you pull away and flick your eyes up to his, holding contact with his half lidded eyes. After a beat, you furiously smash your lips against his, and you could swear you taste blood, but you can't stop yourself from burying your tongue in his mouth and moaning at the taste of him.

matty is doing the same thing, pushing his tongue practically down your throat as he gropes your tits through your shirt, thumbing over your nipples and feeling you shudder against him. a haze surrounds both of you, the only thought in both of your heads being getting closer, feeling more.

eventually, you pull away again, Matty's lips a perfect shade of Ruby woo and coated with a mix of both of your salvia. his curls are wild and sticking on end from your hands running through them and tugging, and each time you rip a broken moan from him, you smirk and grind your hips against him.

you grab his hand from your hip and start sliding it to the front of your shorts, using his pointer finger to just dip below the waistband ever so slightly. silently, you move your head until you're right next to his ear, pressing kisses up his neck as you make your way.

he prepares himself for your hot breath across his skin, and he swears a part of him dies when you trace just the outline of his ear with your tongue, biting and pulling at his lobe when you reach the bottom. just as you start to speak, you push his hand further into your shorts.

"Can you feel how wet you've made me, baby?" and you finally let his fingers brush over your slit, collecting the wetness on his digits.

matty gasps at the feeling, his wet fingers moving to circle your clit without a second thought. "fucking hell" he whimpers, pressing harder against your bundle of nerves. you kick your legs at the feeling, moaning needily at the electric shocks rattling through your bones.

the feeling of you completely soaked because of kissing him is making his head fucking spin. he can't believe the woman he used to have wet dreams about is soaked because of him. every second his fingers press against you he's growing harder, all the blood in his body rushing to his dick.

do you fuck after? maybe! but I think matty slowly fingers you until you fall apart, swallowing your moans hungrily and grinding agaisnt you until he cums in his pyjamas.

then you order some takeout, maybe you restart the movie, maybe you don't and you both just watch dumbly trying to understand what the fuck is even happening.

#lol sorry this isnt proper writing but i just had to SPEAK #this was MWUAH GENIUSE #might use it in the next part tbh #it works veryyyyy well #anon! #pornstar au! #matty healy smut

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Just want to let you know re: your most recent post — I’ve literally never read anything you’ve posted and thought “oh that sucked”. Always love everything. For me, you never disappoint. Just letting you know. :)

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oh, you are so sweet. Thank you so much!! I've been trying to do some blurbs on my phone today, and I don't feel great about them, but this made me feel much better :)

#i love you #made me smile so big #mwuah <3 #anon! #🔮🔮🔮 anon #chatty asks!

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i took the day off today. used a sick day because i have to mentally prepare myself to go to a lingerie party that i dont want to go to at all. like its gonna be loud. there will be none of my safe foods there. end me and my suffering please -🪤

went to the lingerie party have the biggest headache migraine ever. i wanna cry -🪤

noooo!! i hope you've spent today rotting in bed and having loads of rest, my love. eat lots of snacks and SLEEPPPPP

#anon! #chatty asks! #🪤 anon

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guys you need to help me manifest pls

alternatively, @trumanblackblog if you don’t feel like having a lot of hair on your head atm we can also go for

#matty cmon #do it for the good of humanity #either be cunty or be curly #not BALD

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thinking about teacher au girlie seeing all the old drive like I do footage and just giggling about how much of a cutie matty was. definitely looking through the old pics and begging him to wear his glasses more, "you looked so cute! no wonder you wrote so many songs about luring girls in your van."

however, if you were pregnant and saw old photos/vids? sobbing. breakdown.

because you could be having a baby boy (baby Arthur is kicking you as you watch), and is that be what he'll be like?? the idea of the baby in your stomach one day being in their own band and having a group of best friends immediately makes you CRY.

anyway, you are actually the no.1 fan of drive like i do, and matty even goes to his mum's one weekend to pull out some really old merch for you. you wear it to death, and when Denise gets an old drive like I do shirt made into a baby grow? cue another emotional breakdown.

I'd like to think on some special anniversary or even your wedding day, the dlid album is released. matty and the boys have been working on it in secret for months. and a little dedication to you sits in the front of the cd booklet.

"To the biggest drive like I do fan I know. Even if I didn't know you yet, every song on here is about you. I love you, and I can't wait to watch you sing these songs to our kids. thank you for everything, my love."

#random thoughts inspired by seeing an old video of the boys #dlid album WHEN #teacher au!

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feeling a little corpse-like today, wooooo!!!

#idk what this even really means #this just feels the most accurate to my mood rn #anyway hey yall #ace rambles

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immediately knew that stance and the tattoos confirmed it lol. matty, why are you making gabb carry her own bags?? cmon bro, I thought atvb was about being A MAN

#(i am just joking if thats not clear) #but also YAY ARM #thats how desperate hiatus has got us

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I miss when I didn't put so much pressure on all my writing lol. like I used to just write blurbs on my phone and post whatever, but now I feel like I have to get my laptop out and try to make it good. Otherwise, they SUCKKKKK

#idk i think its just my brain #but i just cant write on my phone anymore #i hate it ahhh #ace rambles

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I am also on my period

guys... this is spooky. is something haunting all of us??? we need researchers STAT

#chatty asks! #moots <3

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(crab anon, you accidentally sent this off anon, so I've just copied your ask over!!)

I FORGOT THE DAILY RISE AND GRIND THIS MORNING SORRY GUYS ANYWAY I HOPE EVERYONE HAS HAD A FANTASTIC WEEK AND HAD A GOOD WEEKEND‼️‼️‼️- 🦀

WE WILL FORGIVE YOU!! IRONICALLY I DID RISE AND GRIND TODAY AND WROTE LIKE 1.7K!! WOOOOOO!! LETS FUCK UP THIS WEEKEND YALL!!! 💯💪🔥💯💪💯🔥

#ace nation are officially hype beasts i fear #am i gonna get a prime energy sponsorship soon #logan ksi call me boys we can figure it out #anon! #chatty asks! #🦀 anon

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my can't shut up disease might be permanent y'all... sorry <3

#2 days away from my 1 year as well #sorry for chatting so much SHIT #ace rambles

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omg 7 & 17 please I would die

“louder, they need to hear who can get you like this”

"if you want to come, you better beg"

warnings: (18+ mdni)

george finds matty sat at their table, nursing the last of a bottle of red wine as another boringly predictable award show passes him by.

his eyes are fixed on you across the room, your dress and jewellery and eyes glittering in the lights as you’re pulled from conversation to conversation, photographers singling you out for shots and a never ending supply of champagne flutes constantly occupying your manicured hand.

“she still giving you the silent treatment?” george asks, hand coming down on matty’s shoulder with a reassuring squeeze.

“is it that obvious?” he doesn’t even look at his best friend as he replies, just stares at the remnants of the wine in the bottom of his glass before knocking it back.

“this might seem obvious but, have you tried just apologising to her?”

matty scoffs, sloshing more wine into his now empty glass. “why the fuck should i be the one to apologise? she’s the one that came here with someone else.”

“right, but we all know she wouldn’t have if you’d grown a pair and asked her to come with you.”

“it’s not like that. we’re not like that. it’s nothing serious, neither of us have the fucking time, g.”

“then why are you so fucked off that she’s here with someone else?”

“because to me, there’s a difference between not coming together and coming with someone else.”

george nods, swirling the last of the liquor in his glass before downing it.

“great. now tell her that.”

matty’s gaze lifts from his glass to see you coming towards him and he sinks back in his seat, not sure which way this was about to go.

“can i help you?” you ask bluntly, hands gripping the back of the seat opposite him, but he just raises his brows as if waiting for you to elaborate.

“you’ve been burning a hole into the side of my head for the last 20 minutes.”

“don’t know what you’re talking about.” he replies with a shrug and another gulp of wine.

“matty, c’mon. we need to talk about thi—“

you’re cut off by the dimming of the lights, and everyone shuffles back to their seats as the introductory music starts to play. your table is all the way across the room, you’d never make it back across in the dark before the next presentation begins. before you have time to think, matty is pulling on your wrist until your sat in the seat next to him.

you shoot him a pointed look, but secretly you’re grateful for the solution to your predicament. it’s also a nice confirmation that the seat where his plus one should be is empty.

“just until the next intermission.” you concede, crossing your legs and beginning to clap as the next round of presenters take to the stage.

two or three awards are presented - you’re not sure which ones or even who wins them because you’re so preoccupied with matty’s gaze burning into you. you begin to feel flushed, heat climbing up your chest and coloring your cheeks until you’re pulling your hair over one shoulder to let some cool air reach your neck. it’s an added bonus that you know the action has matty shifting in his chair.

someone passes behind you both, a waiter maybe or someone heading to the toilet, and matty has to scoot his chair in closer to the table to make space. as he does, his leg presses up against yours and his arm falls across the back of your chair.

you try to ignore the flutter that the proximity causes, but when his fingers start mindlessly playing with the ends of your hair, you find yourself leaning back into your seat and closer to him.

it had been unintentional on his part at first, just force of habit, but once he sees you relaxing into him, he decides he has a point to prove. his fingertips drop from your hair and begin traces patterns on your upper arm, back and forth motions that cause a scattering of goosebumps along your skin. next thing you know, he has a finger hooked under the strap of your dress, tugging gently until it’s almost slipping from your shoulder. you straighten suddenly in your seat and it causes matty’s hand to drop, gliding down your back before he rests it on your thigh.

“what are you doing?” you whisper through your teeth, refusing to turn to face him.

“hm?” he mumbles as though he can’t hear you, but you can hear the smug grin in his voice.

“behave.” you whisper again, slightly louder as your hand comes down on his that’s now sliding up your leg. matty leans closer to your ear, slipping his hand from beneath yours to rest on top as he puppeteers your hand to the inside of your thigh, beneath the silky material of your dress.

you bite down on your lip to suppress a gasp, and when you turn to face him, your lips are basically brushing from the closeness.

“why? thought you liked it when i was bad?” his hand slides yours higher again, knuckles brushing lace and your eyes flutter shut as his lips drop to ghost against your bare shoulder when he speaks. “good guys bore you, darlin’. that’s the real reason you’re sitting here with me and not over there with him.”

he kisses your shoulder like it’s proof, nuzzling into the exposed crook of your neck until you’re flushed and breathing out his name like prayer. next thing you know, his hand is wrapped around your wrist and your being pulled from your seat and out the nearest exist.

the auditorium door swings closed behind you both, and you have to gather your dress in your hands to stop from tripping on it as matty hurries you along the corridor.

“where are we—“ you begin to ask, before you’re being hauled through a door labelled “talent dressing room”.

you assume matty (the band) is the talent in this scenario.

your back is against the door as soon as it’s closed, matty’s leg finding its way between yours as you gasp at the friction.

“i— fuck, that feels good.” you breathe, hands pulling at the lapels of his suit jacket to keep you steady.

“yeah? always does, doesn’t it?” he asks and you know it’s rhetorical from the way he shifts against you. “didn’t stop you showing up here with someone else though.”

suddenly he moves his leg away as quick as he’d put it there.

“matty, c’mon. we’re not… anything, really? we have sex - great sex - but you can’t seriously be bothered about this.“

“i’m not bothered.”

you scoff. “really? ‘cause you look pretty bother—“

he cuts off your reply with his mouth on yours, hard and possessive and if you weren’t already wet from the way he’d been teasing you at the table, this kiss would do it.

his tongue is pushing at the seam of your lips that you stubbornly refuse part for him, wanting to make him work for it just a little. however, when he slides his leg back between yours and grips you hip, working you down against him, you’re a goner.

you moan, and the sound has matty growing harder against your thigh as his tongue licks in your mouth. you’re pulling at the buttons of his shirt now, tie discarded long ago as he shrugs his jacket off his shoulders and onto the ground.

“matty, fuck,” you breathe into his mouth, and he swallows your plea with a grin. his grip on your hip is bruising as he ruts you down against him, and he can feel how wet you’re getting against him.

“you know you’re wasting your time with anyone else, right darlin’?” he asks as he drags his mouth from yours to allow you a breath, mouthing along your jaw and down your neck. “no one else makes you feel this good, do they?”

you can’t speak so you just shake your head, finally undoing the last of his buttons and pulling his shirt off.

“matty, please?” you whine, dragging your hips against him until your eyes are rolling.

“please what? what d’you want?” he asks, his stubble scratching at your skin as he drags his mouth back to yours.

“want to come.” you answer honestly, mind too hazy to keep up any pretenses. you nip at his lip with another roll of your hips, and matty smirks.

“baby, if you want to come, you better beg.”

you groan in frustration, nails biting into his bare back as you try to pull him even closer, even though he has you pinned to the wall already.

“i can’t. i can’t think, i just— i need you to make me come. so badly, please, baby.”

your hips are incessant against his leg, so he pulls it away again just to hear to you sob.

“matty, please—“

“you showed up here with someone else right in front of my fucking face, baby.” matty interrupts, lips brushing the shell of your ear as if he’s telling you a secret. “you’re gonna have to beg better than that if you don’t want me to send you back to him dripping and dying for an orgasm he could never fucking give you.”

“i— fuck. okay. you fucking win, alright? i’m begging, matty, please. i need to come so fucking bad. you’re the only one who can give it to me. please, just fuck me.”

“good girl. that wasn’t so hard was it?”

you shake your head, desperate to please him.

“i’m always good for you. only you.”

you pull your hands from where they’ve been grasping at his bare back and chest and shoulders to fumble with his belt, the friction of his thigh no longer enough to satisfy the needy ache between your legs.

you need him inside of you.

“you are. so fucking good for me.”

your head is swimming with the praise and the pleasure and you’re sure you’ll collapse when matty captures your mouth for another messy kiss, his hands sliding up under your dress to drag your underwear down your thighs. they land around your ankles and you kick them off to land somewhere near matty’s shirt and jacket, free now to hike your leg up against his hip.

he helps you undo his buttons and zip, your hands trembling with anticipation as you free him from his trousers and boxers, sliding him though your wetness.

“oh my god,” you moan, head thrown back as his tip bumps your clit and like gasoline to a match, your whole body lights up. you throw a hand over your mouth when he finally lines up and pushes in, desperately trying to keep quiet.

“louder.” matty states, fingers bruising your thigh that he’s holding up wide against his hip, hitting that spot inside you that has you seeing white.

“i- what? i can’t. matty, someone will hear us.”

“good. louder.” he counters, using his free hand to pin yours above your head and away from your mouth.

you can’t help the moan that escapes you when he pulls practically all the way out and then slides back in, sucking the skin of your neck in time with his thrusts.

“oh my fuckin god, matty! yeah, yeah, yeah. right there—“

“louder, they need to hear who can get you like this.”

“you. it’s you. it’s always you, fuck! i’m—“

“yeah? you gonna go back to your table and sit with your date knowing my cum is dripping out of you?”

“jesus, fuck. yeah. if that’s what you want, i’ll do it. please, i’m so close, don’t stop.”

matty’s hips are frantic against yours as he steals another kiss from your parted lips, panting against you until you’re both breathing nothing but each other. you bite down on his bottom lip, tugging at it for good measure before soothing it with a kiss and dropping your mouth to his neck. you’re clawing at him desperately, breathing his name into his ear as he slides your dress straps down until your tits are spilling out. he’s pawing at your ass and your thighs, hand skimming up your sides until he he has a handful your tits, rough thumbs brushing over your sensitive nipples.

your head thumps back against the wall as you scream his name, closer and closer to the edge with every thrust. you feel him twitch inside you and you know he’s about to cum.

“you gonna come for me, baby? want me to be a good girl and take it all?”

“fuck, yeah. gonna give it to you, baby, you want that?”

your jaw goes slack as you gasp out a yes and matty speeds up, hand dropping to swipe messily at your clit and the feeling of you coming around him sends him over the edge.

you scream his name, lash line wet and body spasming from pleasure as he holds you against him tightly, filling you up - praise and kisses pressed to your lips as you take hold of his face in your hands, glassy eyes landing on each other as you grin.

“that loud enough for you?”

#THIS WAS MY REQUEST HEHEHE #and you KILLED IT #fucking hell jealous matty my FAV #amazing iconic showstopping just everything. #MWUAH!!!! #everyone read this rn

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not an anon but i too am also on my period atm

bro, now the mutuals are getting roped in, too... ALERT THE PRESS. if this isn't breaking news, THEN WHAT IS????

#calling harvard and yale rn #someone get oxford on the line #its time to do a study #chatty asks! #moots <3

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feeling so weird now that the guys are quite hidden from public view after 20 months of continuous touring and festivals likeeee it's an emptiness of sorts and i'm sure new music will come sometime this year but i miss them:((

oh, I know it's so weird?? like the way there's a new 3-second clip of matty, and we're all BUZZING about it shows how much we miss them :((

i think the most shocking turn of events is us seeing Ross more than matty during the hiatus?? why is my chronically online man not being chronically online???? dropped that one song and then DIPPED! I lowkey respect it, I hope he and gabb are ordering takeout and playing fortnite in bed, just ignoring the world lol <3

hopefully, new music won't be too long! I think we'll get teaser stuff within the next few months?? (manifesting), but I miss them SO MUCH. silly little box band come back to me!!

#😭 i 😭 miss 😭 them 😭 so 😭 much 😭 #just proof of life from adam would be nice #he probs threw his phone off a cliff as soon as tour ended #we wont see him until the new era i fear #chatty asks!

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Omg wait I also got my period...

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CALL HARVARD THIS IS GETTING SPOOKY!!! IS EVERYONE BLEEDING RN HELLO!?!?!?

#anon! #chatty asks! #🫀 anon

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I’m synced too 😔 what the fuck is happening

WHAT IS HAPPENING??? we need an anonymous periods united group at this point... someone needs to start tracking this shit!!!

#anon! #chatty asks!