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Once again I think of reaver and his brides that he threw into the arms of the kraken because their "assets" make the ship too heavy

#fable #fable 2 #reaver #he really said “tits and ass TOO fat; perish” #my horrible chaos man how i love you

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Thinking once more about the chain of events of fable and how if William had been able to destroy his mask Jack wouldn't have attacked Oakvale and the hero of oakvale and Theresa could have had normal lives. Theresa never would have butted in Lucien could have had a chance to grieve healthily and he wouldn't have killed Rose and Sparrow wouldn't have spent their entire early life on a quest for vengeance that wouldn't sooth the hurt. The darkness would never have entered Albion and Logan and the HOBW would never be pit against each other. And if none of that had happened Gabriel would have just been able to live his life.

Which is a really long winded way to say this is all Jack fault

#fable #fable 2 #fable 3 #fable the journey #I may make a longerpost on itbut legitimately everything is connected and it has me INSANE #fable theresa #sparrow #fable rose #hero of bower lake #hero of brightwall #hero of oakvale #Gabriel #logan of albion #lucien Fairfax #listen I give Theresa a lot of grief but ultimately #her path is due to how she was harmed as a child #like i firmly believe most of our heros *still* would have been heros #but they could have hd much different stories #jack of blades #my enemy

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So when I was a child I had an Xbox 360. One of the games I had was Fable II. One of the main quests was called The Spire, where the hero would go to some palace thing.

Once the hero woke up they had a shock collar and if you disobeyed orders you'd get zapped, among other things. I had no idea why I liked that quest so much and I chalked it down to "omg lore"

Needless to say I now know why I liked that quest so much.

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the most upsetting thing about fable 3?

your dog can’t come into your house and he has to sleep out ):

poor poochie

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fable fans. today i present to you 🫴 this bitch. it’s been a really long time since i’ve done successful reaver fanart LET ALONE posted any, and i’m by far the most proud of this one out of any i’ve posted. these were relatively quick drawings compared to other things i’ve been working on lately but i was randomly thinking about him today and wanted to see if i could draw him 🫶 i know it’s rough out here fable fans we are all praying for fable 4 news this year, we gotta keep each other sane until they drop another trailer or something

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Jammy flipnote styled animation.

[Okay a bit of sad sad. But I do appreciate Jammy as character. He deserves more recognition. I wish he could stay with us much longer :) ]

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We lost him too darn fast! JUSTICE FOR PRIVATE JAMMY!

[Yes thats a Jerma refrence 👁👁]

#JAMMY #when I finally write my fic for him its so over for you all i swear to GOD

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Me when I'm tying to sleep and then remembering that theres a location called Mourning-Wood that if I talk about it just sounds like I'm talking aboht morning wood

#fable #fable 3 #honestly can't believe they did this to me

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Sparrow sighed, and moved to the window, growing older with each step. It was an adult that looked out at the pathway. “It really does all point to the music box doesn’t it. I suppose I should continue with the set path. Will you try and stop me, Rose? Rose?” He turned around, and was surprised to see her gone.

comm for @serenefig !!

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Sparrow sighed, and moved to the window, growing older with each step. It was an adult that looked out at the pathway. “It really does all point to the music box doesn’t it. I suppose I should continue with the set path. Will you try and stop me, Rose? Rose?” He turned around, and was surprised to see her gone.

comm for @serenefig !!

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rose was a kind and selfless big sister that deserved better than being shot for daring to dream and wish for an easier life for herself and her little sibling btw. if you even care

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Sparrow can not only talk but knows sign language but refuses to do so because they would much rather communicate through dancing like a bee or just shitting them self on command

And I would like to think that’s how all of us would like to communicate to the world we just have to grow the balls to do so

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Can some one tell me who the fuck is posting 50 CHAPTER FAN FICTION ON THE FABLE WIKI. Why not use Ao3 or facfiction.net ????? We just put here posting out fics on Wikipedia pages now????? Why is this a thing that has happened more then once. There is more then one 50 character fic up on the wiki.

#someone pls remind me too look at this oml #or send me screenshots Ansnwnsnsnna

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Because when you say mood board you 100 percent meant for sam and max. I love the spades 😭😭

I fucking live for this bro. Sam and Max if they shenan once they will shenanigan.

I dead ass need to make fan art for those 2 bc I love them so much. They are so iconic bc the quest is so fun.

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Here me out, Hammers father the Abbot

I love this but I will not “hear you out” I have enough father issues I don’t need more I get it but NO

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HEAR ME OUT

#no i get it #I've had....thoughts

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It’s kind of weird to believe that sparrow only has two children, being Logan and the hero from fable three, because when I play fable two I spend 90% of my time sucking and fucking my way throughout Albion. The amount of STDs that I have is the most important stat I ever check, it’s like a treat at the end of the day for all my hard work I do spreading all of my diseases to my multiple spouses.

Yeah, sure the only reason why I save my family at the end of the game is because I want my dog back, but honestly, the amount of children I have is bordering on concerning by that point.

No wonder why Hammer will never love me… at lest I still got Reaver

#dude same this is the sucking and fucking game