#literally come hang out

[perfectlyripeclementine]

hi this is a permission slip to be whatever identity you want. you wanna be trans but you think you’re not because [REDACTED]? i give you permission. you want to be a woman but you’re not allowed because [ELDRITCH SCREAM]? you’re exempted. permission slip. you might be bisexual if it wasn’t for [404 GENDER NOT FOUND]? i am currently stamping the gay card. point is nobody makes the rules for your gender and sexuality except yourself and if there’s something you want to be then you might just be that thing. and if you try it out and turns out your not? poof!! reverse permission slip. you can go back.

#i see so many asks esp from young people being like #“i mostly identify as X but i pee standing on my right foot every third tuesday of the month” #“can i be X thing?” #bitch YES #there’s already space for you on the sofa #there’s a whole crew who pee in the same stream on 3rd tuesdays #there’s a bar night for it #literally come hang out #anyways #this sounds a bit mocking and it’s not #young queer people figuring out your sexualities/gender/whatever i love yall #just sometimes you don’t need to ask permission!!! you can just be gay!! #whatever variety you want you can just do it! #suck dick! suck pussy! wear mistletoe on your girlcock! #literally it’s all good #anyways love yall #merry crisis #etc

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’ #and he just goes ‘hang on a second’ #soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’ #just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[liquidstar]

this is not a comprehensive list

#in order from left to right (with explanations): #k on #(self explanatory. definition of moe.) #a place further than the universe #(theyre at least a little insane for going all the way to antarctica for funsies) #bocchi the rock #(good mix of insane and sweet. most of the insane parts come from bocchi herself) #nichijou #(literally so much happened all the time) #and asobi asobase #(they did do arson) #i haven't seen azumanga daioh or yuru camp and i never finished lucky star #but based on what i know abt the first two id put it... azumanga between bocchi and nichijou. and yuru camp with or after k on #and from what i remember abt lucky star its also just after k on #a bit quirkier but nothing ever really happens in it. as far as i watched. which is why i stopped watching LOL #but thats all assumptions and second hand knowledge so i figured i shouldnt actually include them unless i was SURE #i also thought abt putting asteroid in love in here too but that one is a bit more niche so i left it out #i also excluded any idol shows bc that feels like a different category. and would make this too long #sorry zombieland saga and love live.... #i also excluded straight up yuri. this is more abt Hanging Out than romance. but some is allowed as long as its not the focal point #like kita in btr. shes very yuri but the show isnt about that #you could probably also put is the order a rabbit on here but idr much from that. i think i watched like 3 episodes umm 100 years ago #i also thought abt putting the highschool girls segments from daily lives of highschool boys here. but they arent in most of the show #tho theyd probably go between nichijou and asobi asobase. or maybe on par w nichijou #that one girl did almost kill the other two with a rock as im sure youve all seen

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 04

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I really gotta figure out a name for this kid but it’s not today. I lean towards no one, aside from Wymack, actually knowing what his first name is. Dan’s the one that recruited him to be her replacement dealer so his first name has been lost to time.

They all refer to him by his last name which is, of course, something incredibly nondescript and boring. It’s Smith. He has brown hair and brown eyes, his hair isn’t scraggly or especially stylish, he’s perfectly average in height and BMI. Andrew is irritated that someone he regularly hangs out with of his own free will is so boring looking.

But he kind of respects how Fluent Freshman just flat out says no when Andrew says he should dye his hair something interesting. Doesn’t get irritated or say any reason why he’s not going to do that. Just a No. Andrew drops it because of course he does.

He doesn’t know that Fluent Freshman spends 20 minutes looking at hair dye the next time he goes to the near by CVS for his Pepto Bismol and the prescription that Abby referred him to go get. He looks at all the colors and is like “I cannot possibly dye my hair. I would look stupid / all the other foxes have the hair colors I wouldn’t look stupid in and they’d think I was COPYING their look.” He goes to the aisle where his Pepto is but it’s completely cleared out.

He, very bravely, does not just burst into tears. He gets his prescription and walks up to cash out and the girl is the usual one who helps him. She sees him and goes “OH, I kept some Pepto behind the counter for you. Do you want a bottle?” she asks. Fluent Freshman is the Pepto Bismol guy, his purchases so noticed and embarrassing that they saved some for him when they ran low. He says yes and swears to never come to this CVS again.

Fluent Freshman sees Captain Neil coming up unexpectedly while he’s doing some leisure reading of a Russian novel and Fluent Freshman has never moved so quickly in his entire life to stash it into his backpack pull out some gen-ed math assignment.

Captain Neil stops at his table and asks him how his ulcer is the next time they  and FF considers the merits of a trade school. Out loud he says “It’s fine.”

Neil gives him a look.

FF is pale and his eyes are darting rapidly between Neil and something in the distance (the OPEN backpack next to the seat Neil is in with the RUSSIAN NOVEL. AN AMATEUR MISTAKE) and Neil thinks he finally understands why his teammates hate when he says he’s fine when he’s obviously not.

He decides it’s not something to tackle right now and passes along some probiotic yogurt that Andrew had given him to pass onto Fluent Freshman when Neil had said he was going to hang out with him while Andrew was in class. Fluent Freshman takes it and then Neil helps him with his math homework while he helps teach Neil Spanish.

NEXT

And since you requested it:

@i-have-three-feelings

#Fluent Freshman AU #Someday I will name him #But it's not today #Neil comes back from his hang out with FF #:( I think someone is stressing FF out #Andrew: We'll keep an eye on it. #Literally no idea that it is in fact THEM who is stressing him out. #aftg #AFTG AU #Andreil #AFTG OC #FF - Pt. 04 #In a Masterpost

[thekidsarentalright]

pete and andy talking about so much (for) stardust and it's themes 🥹

#THE OPTIMISM COMES FROM THEM HANGING OUT TOGETHER AND BEING FRIENDS DONT U GET IT . WAHHHHH #also andys addition at the end. sobs. that is literally the entire album yeah god. god!!!! hearing that message from Them is just. #everything. need to lay down curled in a ball for a while! #txt #fob #pw #ah #p: 100

[florallylly]

seen a couple the mummy aus for steddie but i have THOUGHTS

instead of steve as rick and eddie as evelyn. ROBIN as evelyn. she already knows languages and i feel like it's not too much of a stretch to see her as a future academic.

her brother steve following her around, picking up bits of her knowledge, but ultimately pursuing his own thing. (he'd spend more time poring over the archives with her but he's blind as a bat and always keeps getting dragged away by the local kids)

robin hyperfixating on hamunaptra and finding out that people say one eddie munson has seen it in person. and this is just. Straight out of the show because they break eddie out of prison (kind of. steve bribes the guard).

eddie flirting with robin and robin being like "that's not gonna happen buddy" before returning to her notes. steve sitting behind her filing his nails "yeah, Buddy." eddie switches targets.

Also to note that i'm a huge mummy fan. i'm a brendan fraser rachel weisz truther. Since Birth. and i can picture the entire mummy franchise steddie-fied i SWEAR it looks so good in my head, and i'm always correct

#I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS #/gen the mummy intrinsically changed my dna #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #platonic stobin #steve as jonathan literally the comic relief who keeps coming in clutch at the very last minute #robin and eddie arguing like evelyn and rick but less sexually charged #it's genuine you're wrong/i'm right/go to hell #afterwards #their fights move from facts about hamunaptra to who gets the hang out with steve that evening

[takethelx3]

Big Bro Chongyun had me CRYING IN THE CLUB

#I'm really enjoying doing these little sketches after playing #I might continue to do stuff like this as new events/stories appear #anyway these three being adorable putting leaves in the lake while Xiao and Aether had their moment of privacy literally #I was sobbing #the first part of the event had me giggling and feeling joyous enough #but not only did we get Xiao to come hang out (and oh it was emotional for my heart ily cringefail husband) #we also got to see passionate yun 😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #HE JUMPED FOR JOY #HE WOULDA SAID YIPPEE IF HE COULD #MY HEART BRO #idk if u know but I adore Chongyun #he was one of the first characters I got waaaaaaaay back in the day and I still play with him often #I adore him fr 😭 #so probably expect a bit more chongyun focused fanart lol #art #fanart #sketch #chongyun #diona #paimon #genshin impact #i just think diona really found some family today

[fear-no-mort]

loving it keep it coming

#usually ‘they cannot be normal about eachother or the whole universe explodes’ is just a funny exaggeration thing people like to say about- #-characters they like but with these two it is quite literally canonically true. the whole universe is forever stained because of how much- #rick and morty love eachother and how intense they are when it comes to eachouther #of course this is highly exaggerated but yeah #rick will hang out with this little guy and expose him to the whole world and be the only source of comfort in both that and his normal- #-life and then be surprised when that little guy doesn’t let go of him and wants to stay with him forever and never want him to replace him #and kf course only because morty did the same to rick. he saw everything able to be seen by human eyes and then after everything only then- #-he discovered the single greatest thing ever which is Morty My Grandson Morty :). and he absolutely broke ricks heart by the smallest- #-things and drove him crazy with just how much he adores him and wants him to live and would do and sacrifice anything and he wouldn’t just #-die for morty he does that every week. he’d LIVE for morty and that’s much harder for him #but hed do anything. how the hell did i end up rambling about them like this #ive written thousands of words about these fuckers just today alone i think its safe to say. #rick and morty #odieart #odiespeak

[enbysiriusblack]

wolfstar dates includes james potter. he's their moral support/third wheel/wing man

#peter does NOT want to observe a wolfstar dates so hangs out with mary and emmeline #james is always there. on the race occasion he has a date then he brings the date with him. #james gets detention one weekend and remus and sirius literally cancel their date since he can't come #i feel like it started from them having a terrible first date. they were very awkward and didn't know how to act on an actual date #<- like with each other i mean. since they're close friends #so they just clutch onto james like a lucky charm #(also james and sirius can't go an hour apart so it keeps sirius from running off to find james in the middle of the date) #marauders era #marauders #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter

[dutchwinter]

JOIN MY ZINE ITS ABOUT THE BAND CIRCA SURVIVE. EVERYTHINGS READY FOR IT AND THE DEADLINE IS DECEMBER 1ST, ZINE OUT DECEMBER 2ND. WILL YOU BE THERE SUBMITTING YOUR PIECE, OR ARE YOU GONNA LET IT PASS BY YOU?

#circa zine #anthony green #circa survive #ls dunes #< sorry yk how it is #you can submit literally anything as long as i get it in some image format or if you submit just text I can edit it onto an image for you #but id prefer if you did it yourself bc i want it to be your vision #come hang out its fun! also check out my thursday collab zine 'never ends' in my pinned post if you want to see my past work with zines

[wife-beam]

“Boy, come hang out with me! Shen Qingqiu yelled within his heart. This master will deliver unto you the correct techniques!”

That demonic System’s warning notification started blaring incessantly.

“I was only thinking about it,” Shen Qingqiu said to the System.

- Excerpt From The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Vol. 1.

he is such a nerd and i love him so much

#svsss #boy come hang out with me!!!!! #i love vol 1 #it was a relief when he broke out of ooc so that he could treat binghe how he wanted to #but it was really fun to see him find loopholes with the system #he has a lot of out of the box thinking which u could argue is bc of the literal box haunting him #okay the phrase is thinking outside of the box not whatever horrible way i just scrambled it #u know

[queertemporality]

i have admitted a want and/or need. this is tantamount to admitting weakness. now i must go and fold my arms behind my back and contemplate the wall for the next six months

#post #i love this for me #i’ll be like ‘m-maybe we should hang out’ and then i have to go pretend I don’t have feelings for like 6 months #someone recently was like ‘it comes off like you don’t like people’ and im like huh wonder why that is #surely not my avoidant behaviors leading you to conclude that I don’t care #I do wish I could like um express literally anything without um wanting to crawl into a hole about it #like sorry! sorry I said that. I need to go become my father for a while. to cope. you know? #still obsessed with the way my one friend will be like ‘I love hanging out and talking to you’ #and an hour later my brain will be like ‘she basically said she hates you and she never wants to see you again’ #like can I live beyond the shadow of my mother

[notbecauseofvictories]

anyway everybody please clap, I have now planned milestone birthday parties for both of my parents.

#my father is turning [redacted redacted redacted] and so I have planned a weekend for him #I spent literally all of today cooking. #I made sure that my brother would be in town even though he's rarely in the upper 50 states. #my sister is getting back from a vacation and I still managed to convince her to come down for an evening #so her boyfriend could meet my brother and hang out with us more #I have so so much wine!! anyway. congratulations to me. I have another 10 years before we have to think about this. #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

[milf-harrington]

really short and silly munson family piece, inspired by something that happened to me literally an hour ago

cw: spiders

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Eddie reared back with a yelp of alarm. "Oh my god- nope. Wayne!"

Abandoning the washing basket, and whatever organs had just fallen out of his ass, Eddie stomped around the side of the trailer, checking fruitlessly over his shoulder like he was being followed.

The porch lights were warm, orange and familiar, and they helped him to breathe easier now that he wasn't alone in the dark, face to face with a demon.

"What're you shriekin' about?" Wayne was settled on the front steps, smoke curling from a lit cigarette.

"There is a big fucking spider and I almost walked directly- ah!" Eddie flinched when something brushed his jaw, slapping aggressively at his neck and face until he realised it was just his hair. He sighed, relieved. "I almost walked right into it."

Wayne eyed him, exhaling smoke through his nose before nodding towards the corner Eddie had just come from. "You need me to kill it?"

He opened his mouth, prepared with an emphatic yes please, but paused. It's not like it had gone out of it's way to attack him, Eddie had just had the misfortune of almost walking directly through it - would have if he hadn't turned the torch on when he had.

"Well, it's kind of just minding it's own business."

"So I don't need t'kill it?"

Eddie glanced over his shoulder, wrinkling his nose at the inky shadows. His skin was still crawling, every unexpected brush belonging to a phantom arachnid. But a quiet sort of guilt pooled in the back of his throat, bittersweet and cold, at the idea of killing it just because he was scared. He shook his head, scratching his arm. "No."

He shuffled on the spot, hoping if he looked pathetic enough his uncle would take pity on him.

"Weren't you doing something?"

"Can't you finish hanging it out? I'm still recovering from seeing my life flash before my eyes."

"They're your sheets, Ed. I just washed 'em."

"But Wayne." He whined, entirely unrepentant about the childish nature of his behavior.

Wayne Munson remained unmoved, however, and Eddie was forced to brave the washing line all over again. God, he missed the time of about 10 minutes ago when he hadn't been aware of the hell spawn watching him mutter about pegs.

#i know steve is the one canonically scared of spiders while eddie literally has a tattoo of one on his chest #BUT i figured eddie suited my dramatics more #the actual real life event was a 20 minute ordeal in which i attempted to convince mum to let me abandon the task she'd given me #while being increasingly dramatic about how close i'd come to death until she hit me with 'what you want me to do it?' #thus reminding me she has literal arachnaphobia so. no i didn't want her doing it. so i threw her husband under the bus #and she just made me go out there anyway #i'm so glad we have two washing lines even though i had to cram everything onto it bc it meant i didnt have to be near the spider #which was literally the size of a 50 cent coin #and i almost walked straight into it - i turned my torch on and immediately screamed that's how close i was it was TERRIFYING #eddie munson #wayne munson #stranger things #stranger things fanfiction #eddie munson fanfiction #my writing #also yes i was hanging out the washing at night

[feral-radfem]

All of y'all pretending like heterosexual women are the only ones who experience misogyny, or experience the most misogyny, are not (just) being homophobic, you're being misogynistic.

You're denying women's sex based oppression is real or it's severity. So maybe sit down and shut up and realize that we are still women despite the fact that we are not sleeping with men. You have the ability to make the choice not to sleep with men too. It's not an inaction unique to homosexuals.

I will spread any feminist praxis I want, and if it's insulting for me to reiterate the ideals we preach in these spaces because I'm a homosexual then you can go ahead and be insulted. SSA women have just as much claim to these spaces as you do because we are women and these spaces are for fighting misogyny, which we all experience. It's not just for tackling the misogyny y'all are uncomfortable with, it's for tackling all of it. Get with the program, ladies.

#you don't have to like the fact that I sleep with women but you cannot act like I am not a woman #just as much right to be here and to preach the ideals radical feminists hold as you heterosexual women #I don't need to couch my language into something more appealing for you because I don't sleep with men #literally a problem you're choosing to perpetrate onto yourself #no one needs sex to survive nor romance it would be nice if you women would stop acting like they do. #the constant reiteration that women just naturally desire and need a romantic partner is misogyny it's propaganda #lily responds #radical feminism #radfems please touch #terfs please interact #radical feminists please touch #radical feminist #radical feminist theory #radfem lesbian #it doesn't become easier to be a good feminist as a lesbian you just aren't putting in the effort #I know this may come to a shock from you because you only hang out with lesbians in these faces but most women do expect we hold up #the gendered expectation for women and beauty standards just like it's expected of you #all socialized by the patriarchy on how women are supposed to look this doesn't change by being homosexual. we just make the effort not to #these ideas through our community cuz we're radfem homosexuals #maybe try to be less ignorant. that may help you be a better feminist overall

[foxy-knowledgeseeker]

I am still reeling over how Ms. Suzanne Collins did THIS:

and did THIS:

and THIS:

and THIS:

and THIS:

#I JUST #wow #no one does it like ms suzanne collins #Lucy Gray has that saying #and then Katniss 'the Mockingjay' Everdeen comes out #being just another girl from the Seam #and literally and figuratively sings the rebellion to life #and literally and figuratively brings on the end of the show with her acts of resistance and love #katniss everdeen is karmic retribution incarnate come to give snow what he deserves #and dismantle all he built by cheating manipulating and murdering since the day he met lucy gray #and i'm living for it #also the hanging tree song being a tiny act of rebellion from lucy gray magnified and given new life by katniss over 60 years later? #and the meadow song being an expression of love from lucy gray enduring through katniss over 60 years later? #it's poetry your honor #the hunger games #a ballad of songbirds and snakes #thg #abosas #catching fire #mockingjay #katniss everdeen #president snow #coriolanus snow #lucy gray #lucy gray baird #the hunger games meta