#there’s a bar night for it

[perfectlyripeclementine]

hi this is a permission slip to be whatever identity you want. you wanna be trans but you think you’re not because [REDACTED]? i give you permission. you want to be a woman but you’re not allowed because [ELDRITCH SCREAM]? you’re exempted. permission slip. you might be bisexual if it wasn’t for [404 GENDER NOT FOUND]? i am currently stamping the gay card. point is nobody makes the rules for your gender and sexuality except yourself and if there’s something you want to be then you might just be that thing. and if you try it out and turns out your not? poof!! reverse permission slip. you can go back.

#i see so many asks esp from young people being like #“i mostly identify as X but i pee standing on my right foot every third tuesday of the month” #“can i be X thing?” #bitch YES #there’s already space for you on the sofa #there’s a whole crew who pee in the same stream on 3rd tuesdays #there’s a bar night for it #literally come hang out #anyways #this sounds a bit mocking and it’s not #young queer people figuring out your sexualities/gender/whatever i love yall #just sometimes you don’t need to ask permission!!! you can just be gay!! #whatever variety you want you can just do it! #suck dick! suck pussy! wear mistletoe on your girlcock! #literally it’s all good #anyways love yall #merry crisis #etc

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!

Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #appleradio #pure kismesissitude with these two #ozzy is gonna outdrink a confession out of lucifer by the end of the night #alastor is doing the same with husk but husk doesnt care lmao #angel does tho he's the one egging him on at the bar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus

[eskildit]

In a better kinder world. Gideon nav would have been at the club.

#😔 #the locked tomb #eskildit posts tlt #she would have loved it #admittedly I do have a fic concept about her at the club but I uh refer to it as #Gideons no good very bad night at the dyke bar #sorry king I’m making you suffer like this #gideon nav #ok to rb

[sata-cable]

MONDAY DINNER

#socpens #rtvs #radio tv solutions #dj khaled #monday night #monday dinner #monday stream #nature valley crunchy bar #Mine

[buttfrovski]

i changed my mind i'm putting the craig one on this post too

#me and a guy across the bar communicated this way the other night #south park #sp creek #tweek tweak #craig tucker #my art

[bigolbadblog]

feedism is hilarious because it sounds so wildly wholesome in some regards. like oh you like making sure your partner eats well? or you like it when your partner does the same for you? you like eating together? what a fucking deviant. what a perv. i bet you probably like hand-making little cards that say "i love you" too, don't you, you absolute sex freak. wait no post cancelled i just thought about a feeder slipping romantic notes into generous packed lunches for their feedee every day and now i'm getting hard

#qfa #shuffling awkwardly offstage at the tumblr feedist comedy bar open mic night #lesbian feedism #soft feedism

[ceilidho]

i can't stop thinking about Price being a regular at the place where you bartend. he always sits at the bar, but at the far end away from everyone else so that when you go to take his order, you're forced into this little, private bubble with him. he's just this big, looming presence in the room, elbows resting on the bar and making him look even wider, nursing a beer while flirting with you whenever you come by to check on him. probably way overtips too, to the point where you almost feel like you owe him because his tips alone pay your rent.

#sugar daddy au but it's just the regular at your bar that doesn't let any other customer flirt with you #and if you ever come in as a customer on your day off you just know he insists on you sitting with him at a table at the back of the bar #also it's clear from like day one that he wants to fuck you it's just a bit intimidating so you haven't taken him up on it just yet #because remember: he keeps coming back #not good one night stand material

[lazylittledragon]

isn't it weird how if you get up at 7 or 8, do your work all day, then have free time and go to bed at 11 that's absolutely fine

but if i said i get up at 10, do fun stuff in the morning then work in the evening and go to bed late, i could be called lazy, nevermind that i'm getting just as much or MORE work done as i would in a traditional work day

#ramble #idk if this is a me problem or not #i've tried to do the early rise early bed thing again and again and it just does not work for me doing freelance right now #maybe it's bc i used to work at a bar so i'm more comfortable being active in the evening #i love working at night because there's less going on to distract me #what used to happen is i would get up early then fight executive dysfunction all day saying i couldn't do fun stuff until i did my work #then my will to work would hit at 10pm and i'd be up till 2am anyway #right now my routine is waking up later and playing a game or knitting for an hour or so and then working in the afternoon and evening #something something capitalism and 9-5 and adhd don't go together #this sounds like i'm just making excuses but it works and i'm actually getting shit done and sleeping enough so i don't see the problem #i just figured i'm probably going to sit and do nothing for a few hours in the morning anyway so i might as well give myself permission to

[javelinbk]

Paul McCartney in a deleted scene from Magical Mystery Tour (1967)

#he’s just a little boy #look at his hair all ruffled! #how could that man look at him and not smooth it down? #that second gif is three ladies out for a night at the bingo #paul is saying ‘let’s get there early to grab a table by the bar’ #how can one man go from eight to eighty in two gifs? #paul mccartney #the beatles #magical mystery tour #javelin’s gifs #javelin’s gifs: magical mystery tour

[schmidtsbimbo]

no guillotine can take away the head im about to give him

#gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #need him so bad #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mike afton #mike schmidt x y/n #mike schmidt fluff #mike schmidt x you #mike schmidt angst #mike schmidt headcanons #mike schmidt x reader #mike fnaf #mike schmidt x fem!reader #mike schmidt fnaf #rosie rants ―୨୧

[marzipanandminutiae]

“I want gay things to happen to me now” I say, sitting at home being an unpleasant harridan with weird interests and very specific romantic tastes and life goals not common among my preferred dating demographic

#personal #area lesbian wants kids and a Victorian house that loves her too much and also is turned off by people who use slang too much #(memes excepted) #also not into clubbing or going to bars #also bitches about costume inaccuracy in period dramas on Movie Night #also almost 30 so you know. time is running out to actually HAVE said kids and also to be attractive #(standard not applicable to anyone but me re: attractiveness) #somehow still hopes to find love #(area lesbian is delusional)

[podcastwizard]

huh? yeah i can totally watch a trivia game show. no, i'll really enjoy it and will definitely have a normal reaction when i know the answer to a question and the contestants don't *gnashing and tearing and rending and shredding and*

#i do not enjoy trivia game shows #i have at times enjoyed going to trivia bar nights

[noecoded]

cowboy asmo but hes an infamous bandit coming to rob ur small towns bank and its the 1800s

#my silly saga is OVER #hehe hes like if you were a bartender and u watched him come intothe bar .. hes from out of town … hes so cute .. and he orders a drink #and hes taking down things from ur bulliten board kinda but its like 1800s western small town so u dont really think anything of it and hes #chatting you up and asking about news in town and who the sherriff is etc etc and hes flirting w u and hes soooo cute omg . he tips so well. #and there are ppl maybe who are looking to make some money spending the night w him but rlly he just wants to talk to u u dont even notice #that hes crumpling up ur wanted posters or asking too many questions abt local players and whos in charge and the bank in town because hes #just soo charming u dont even care rlly most strangers from out of town r so rude …….. #obey me shall we date #asmodeus obey me #mine #asmo

[astralzeraphias]

maybe i came too early, maybe i came too late

i’m waiting in the shadows of the scaffolds of the old cafés where you told me to wait

#megatron #impactor #transformers #maccadam #megaimpact #megaimpactor #hiiiii transfans……. ermmmm…………. i’ve definitely been drawing at all #and just prepping a bunch of art to post hahaha….. totally……… anyways. #this was for rarepairing fest but im impatient so youre getting it now #who knows maybe they’ll rb anyways im not god i dont know the future #anyways can anybody give me some fucjing megaimpactor. please. dear god. #uhhh this is inspired by four things. nighthawks the painting. of a friday night by anais mitchell. skin&bones by cage the elephant. #and of course hlm! #other titles were #of a friday night #meet me at the bar #(<- yes thats a reference to MassEffect leave me alone) #and last but not least #where did the old poet go? i asked around. nobody knows #set in the continuity ‘totally not idw1’ #literally can never stop thinking about these two

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fuck it. Take This And Run

#would eddie be good at singing? inquiring minds want to know... #i was looking at Southern Belle images for. Reasons & i saw a couple of dresses #that made me go 'ohhhh that would make a killer fusion' #and mr dear was on the braintisserie. so.... #Eddie In Drag My Absolute Motherfucking Beloved #its everything to me its everything to meeeeeee #god i need to see if the nearby (read: over an hour away) gay bar has drag nights #ive never been to a drag event of any kind #and i desperately want to.... #PERHAPS! perhaps! #i do have a car and ample time to waste! #scribble salad #eddie dear #lmao i forgot his name a second there. i started typing and drew a blank <3 #how Fitting! #anyway i need to practice drawing dresses....

[onelungmcclung]

Here comes Twinkletoes.

#masters of the air #motaedit #hbowaredit #robert rosenthal #rosie rosenthal #and his masterclass in how to make an entrance #(before he was their best pilot he was the weird new guy) #and he thinks admitting to flying in his underwear is his embarrassing moment of the night #buddy you've already made a lasting impression #I want his bar mitzvah anecdotes #גוט שבת #** #edit