my 10 yr high school reunion is coming up in november. does anyone wanna be my fake gf for it. i was super bullied in high school but i'm hot now so i obviously am only going to do lying, crime, and theft.
pros:
- you can design your own character. i love improv games and will go along with whatever bit you desire
- there's an open bar
- you don't know any of these people and i don't care about any of these people, which is the closest either of us will ever get to diplomatic immunity. all bets are off. go hog wild
cons:
- im devastatingly pretty & funny & charming and you will fall in love with me
- some of the adults present will be business majors. i cannot do anything about that im sorry.
- it is a high school reunion, which is the closest either of us will ever get to a nuclear waste site
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Hello there.
[Slides elegantly into the tags]
Do you ever think about Emotion?
Of course you do. How could you not. But do you ever think about this exchange specifically:
“You’re not Adrien!”
Because Adrien is sweet, and forgiving, and kind. In fact, kindness is his defining quality — Marinette herself made sure of it:
“I’ll never tell another boy I love him before I know everything about him! Whether he’s kind or not, thoughtful, what he does outside of school and with who… I’ll know everything.”
But.
Do you ever think about Adrien’s development in S4 and especially S5?
Overtime, he has grown resentful of a system that exploits him relentlessly.
Of the people he gave countless chances to, only to be let down over and over again.
Of the web of lies and half-truths he constantly finds himself tangled into. A web that is only growing bigger, stickier, and trickier to escape.
And the Senticousins. Do you ever think about them?
Do you ever think about how they are each other’s reflection, identical and opposites all at once?
“When you bring a living being into this world, you have a responsibility towards them. Your duty is to protect them, love them, help them discover the true meaning of their existence. To deprive them of that… is monstruous.”
“To have a child is to help them blossom, to grow, to find themselves and to be free!”
Do you ever think about their opposite character arcs in S5 — one learning mercy and trust, the other developing a rage so strong it could destroy the world?
Do you ever think that if Felix can now have this exchange with his mum, and mean it:
“They’re all monsters!”
“Not all of them.”
Then there’s nothing stopping Adrien from saying this:
“Look closer, Marinette. They’re the monsters.”
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I usually wear thongs with my jeans but this time I didn't and omg it's so noticeable. Honestly I like how it shapes my booty hehe what do you think?
Is it socially okay for my panty lines to be visible while I walk around? Maybe you don't mind?
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one of the funniest things is during all nine episodes luffy did not actively have one single plan except "become the worlds greatest pirate and find the one piece". he spent at max a month? less? at sea and everything he accomplished (taking down FOUR feared pirates in like a week, stealing the grand line map, finding a faithful and loyal crew, getting a bounty of 30 million on his head, etc) was mostly by accident. he stumbles into trouble and then proceeds to become the trouble
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Yandere Webtoons:
The crazy - the unhinged - the obsessed
A compilation of walking red flags 🚩
The Taming of the Tyrant (Tapas) by Jihyun, Melting, yusoy & RUCOLA | 97+ eps | rate 8/10 | Status: Ongoing
I Failed to Oust the Villain (Tapas); I Failed to Abandon the Villain by JAEUNHYANG, ASSAM & syunnyun | 74+ eps | rate 8/10 | Status: Hiatus
Dreaming Freedom (Line Webtoon); Free in Dreams by 2L | 130+ eps | rate 9/10 | Status: Ongoing
Betrayal of Dignity (Manta Comics) by KIMPA | 53+ eps | rate 9/10 | Status: Ongoing
Caught by the Villain (Tappytoon) by CHA SoHee, CHARA | 134+ eps | rate 7/10 | Status: Ongoing
Roxana (Tapas); The Way to Protect the Female Lead’s Older Brother (Kakao) by Juniljus, Baek Jiyeon & Kin/Yeondam | 43+ eps | rate 10/10 | Status: Hiatus
The Villainess Tames the Beast (Tapas) by singaSong, NDduck & Seol Young | 42+ eps | rate 5/10 | Status: Hiatus
Trapped (Line Webtoon); Olgami by Haemuri | 191 eps | rate 10/10 | Status: Completed
The Golden Forest (Manta Comics) by Ryuhwa, Gyeonji & Yoon So-Rie | 97 eps | rate 7/10 | Status: Completed
Secret Alliance (Lezhin) by Lero | 45 eps | rate 8/10 | Status: Completed
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