#like u have the right to not give a shit obviously but stop pretending like it makes you cooler. in reality it’s boring and so are you

[watchingwisteria]

i literally don’t understand ppl who claim not to be fans of anything. they don’t wait until midnight for album releases, they don’t tune into their favorite show weekly for new episodes, they don’t go to movies on their premiere weekends, they don’t buy merchandise for their favorite things like… god that actually sounds fucking horrible i’m so sorry

#and then they act cooler than me for not caring and i get angrier than necessary but. oh well #just talked to someone like this last night can u tell. it made me angry #like u have the right to not give a shit obviously but stop pretending like it makes you cooler. in reality it’s boring and so are you

[mewmeomei]

streamer!twst : octavinelle (platonic ver) edition !

romantic ver. here!

heartslabyul , savanaclaw , octavinelle , scarabia , pomefiore , ignihyde , diasomnia + bonus

a/n: .not exactly proud of this one grrr

credits to @charlie1120w for azuls nd a bit of floyds part :33

desc: what if they stream?? and what if you're their friend???

characters: azul ashengrotto , jade leech , floyd leech

(gn!reader)

. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

azul ashengrotto !

advertisement streams for mostro lounge

he streams himself making the food and showing off the newest menu

and its always after hours while he's alone in the kitchen or inside the vip room

he got like a big ass message on the corner of his stream like "like & follow for free coupons and discounts at mostro lounge the next time you visit 😘" and "donate to support this streamer!"

he sometimes takes chat out for a walk in mostro lounge outside of his vip room

^probably almost got a fight on stream once

he IMMEDIATELY ended the stream the moment the first hit was landed on one of the person

pretended nothing ever happened next stream and he now doesn't leave the vip room when streaming 😍

has attempted to try and get vil, leona to come to mostro lounge so he could get them on stream

vil reluctantly went to mostro lounge once because he's getting annoyed of azul

azul immediately went out of the vip room while streaming for the first time in months

how fast he gained customers and followers that stream is insane

he got lots of money that day because of people wanting to meet vil and people found the staff there hot and gave large tips

*huff puff huff puff* madol.. *huff puff huff puff*

def bribed cater to do a collaboration stream w him

honestly i think his chat would bully him often

i mean who wouldn't want to bully a guy that moans like every other word and talks all serious

ihaveabigpp donated 10$ ! : "i hc u as a ugly baby"

"how dare you insult me like that, user ihaveabigpp. your digital footprints may get leaked, and your future employer will see you've been doing online slander. you won't ever get a job like that balblabkabka"

chat found him even goofier after that

he got bullied even more 💀

he cried in his bed that night 💔

jade and floyd occasionally crashes his streams

he got like even more followers after the first time they crashed his stream

now every stream has some people begging him to bring the twins back

bonus : he gives his followers special treatment if they ever go to mostro lounge

they get served by bro personally like woah

with (name)!

they're also a staff there (+azuls bestest friend)

that also crashes his streams sometimes

when they do crash his streams tho its usually at the end of his streams

the first time they did tho

you can see azuls finished product getting taken away by an unknown hand as azul watches in disbelief

you could hear satisfied moans off screen

"mm woah this shits good"

ok bitch who said you could eat it

when (name) did that his

facial features starts twitching

and he does his farewell to chat

slowly lift his head up to look at them

"you do know i could make your life miserable in a second right?"

"pshh as if you'd actually do that u love me"

he did make their life miserable in a second

even more work

they're literally still working after hours

and they have the leech twins harassing them 24/7

they were so stressed they made a deal w azul

holy shit (name)s stupid even i wouldnt resort to the golden toilet paper (me saying that as if i didnt write that)

"oh? i see. alright, here's the deal: i give you normal work hours and ask floyd and jade to stop harassing you, you stop interrupting my streams. is it a deal?"

jade leech !

hiking+mushroom picking streams

he wears a silly hiking bucket hat everytime he does a hiking stream

(this one specifically)

everytime he finds a mushroom his smile obviously gets brighter

immediately flips the camera to film the mushroom and start explaining the deets of it to chat

he gets so excited you could hear excitement in his usual serious tone

his chat purposely ask him questions about mushrooms to hear him get excited

its like a guilty pleasure for them ww

if he finds edible mushrooms he cooks them at the end of the streams

we love our shroom addicted malewife 😍

he says some.. interesting things to chat sometimes

"ah, don't worry, i was just joking 😊" you just said you may or may not be a cannibal that isn't funny

sometimes plays games with floyd and azul

its usually horror games

he makes that very perverted smile of his whenever azul gets jumpscared and screams

his chat..loves it... ok

his fans are probably as insane as he is tbh

with (name)!

joins in some of his hiking streams

they got no choice

its either go or go

they're now officially his cameraman

jade probably asked if they wanted to make crack with shrooms

it was on live too

"do you want to get arrested.." "why not?"

(name).. run

they ended up just somehow grinding edible mushrooms into powder and ate it

they were choking almost the entire stream

someone did a time lapse and it lasted for 3 minutes

the moment they stopped coughing they were just lying there on the kitchen floor

somehow JADE IS STILL SMILING

insane

like really insane

(name) was convinced they were high

(spoiler: they're actually not)

they kept screaming at jade abt how he drugged them

jade knocked them out (there wasn't another solution)

then jade had to reassure chat they weren't actually high so they won't get investigated 💀

anyways after stream jade treated them to a homemade risotto 🫶

"heh, sorry for frightening you. although you did overreacted a bit.."

floyd leech !

he streams whatever he feels like it at the moment

and streams whenever he likes

he will might go "wow this is boring im gonna do this" mid stream

honestly all his streams are confusing but people sit through it cuz um he's goofy

whenever he plays games he calls jade during the stream like

"hey jade play with me"

"floyd, im-"

"ok see you in 2 minutes"

jade drops everything and joins in bc he's a good brother 🤗

bros chat goes feral

t-twins.. t-t-twi

they stream together pretty often

it's either jade invites himself in or floyd forcing him

azul also a victim

floyd just straight up shoves his phone into azuls face

he'd kept doing that till he gets kicked out or azul is about to bust

once brought chat to mostro lounge's kitchen and started mixing every drink together and drank it

"oh!! yummy!!"

ended up drinking the whole drink supply 💀

azul found out and is PISSED

floyd got banned from touching the kitchen for a month

any closer to the kitchen azul's eyes will actually pop out

i.. actually am running out of ideas so heres a drawing as apology<3

staff z's getting fired btw

with (name)!

woa

gets chased down by him whenever he sees them that he forgets he's streaming

known as "that shrimp person" in floyds streams

does stupid activities with him in his streams

did a "pranking azul at 3AM 😹😹" stream once

they snuck in his room while he's peacefully sleeping

(name) was helping floyd film and their own phone in their other hand

after getting in a not so visible place

they started to blast a woman cursing you in witch videos

azul woke up clearly frightened

he didnt move like at all but he widened his eyes vry vry big 💀

SOMEHOW?? FLOYD CLIMBED ON HIS CEILING LIKE HE'S MANGLE OR SOMETHING AND DROPS DOWN ON AZUL

my guy screamed like he just witnessed someone eating a live octopus 💀

floyd and (name) kept laughing as they run out of his room

chat got jumpscared by floyd dropping from the ceiling so bad they are also panicking 😭😭

"ahaha!! shrimpy, you saw how azul screamed right?? we should do this more often!! gyahaha!"

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland x reader #jade leech #floyd leech #twst azul #azul ashengrotto #twst jade #twst floyd #leech twins #azul ashengrotto x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #twst x reader #octavinelle #octavinelle x reader #meiwoo writes ! ♡

[boxwinebaddie]

did suzie die during the ravesey divorce :(

EXCUSE ME!!!!!! NO, SHE DID NAUGHT!!!!!! rUDE!!!!

kyle would literally NEVER! honestly, the fact that he couldn't keep...his relationship alive meant he was committed and i think honestly a little hypervigilant/hyperfixated on keeping suzie alive.

...riiiiiip. </3 ;-;

i was gonna say he probably forgot one day to water her ( my hc is that after he gets off the clozapine and starts to recover from the constant ptsd episodes, as he slowly regains control over his thoughts again, he regains control over his memories/that part of his brain where they are stored ) and had a HUGE panic attack about it, but bc she's a succulent, suze actually doesn't need 2 much water.

buuuut bc he's unhealthily obsessed and losing his Mind during that period of time, ky over-waters her and she ALMOST dies. he wants to ask stan about it because he is literally persephone in an emo pretty boy rockstar body ( he also misses him to death and wants to talk to him so bad, but because kyle has the emotional availability of a turtle, when him and stan fought/stan left, kyle caved right back into himself and put the scary, inpenetrable cold boy kyle wall up and pretended like he wasn't hurt/doesn't feel anything abt the divorce )

buuuut x2, like i was saying, ravenstan blocked jerseykyle on EVERY POSSIBLE social media platform, so while marj is in the bathroom kyle gets hella desperate, holds up a picture of marj he has saved on his phone to bypass the face id ( yes, he's an evil genius, yes i know ) and Texts Stan About It on marjs phone PRETENDING TO BE MARJ??? kYLE STOP BEING FUCKING INSANE AND DESPERATE CHALLENGE??? LITERALLY FAILED???? HELP?!!! and marj comes back from the bathroom but before kyle can delete the message, it pings and marjorine is like *stern southern mom tsk tsk tsk vc*

Kyle Matthew Broflovski, You Are In A World Of Trouble, My Friend...

bc stan gives marj the info which...kyle, marj would have figured that out anyways, you are delusional...but he's like "btw, if ur gonna impersonate some1 u should @ least do ur research, jersey. marjorine would never say undoubtedly, dork." fuuuuuuckin embarassing oh my god, the dork was...kind of cute tho, fmlll. </3 kyle's cold black heart did do the flippidy dippity, also the restraint it took not to type mi sabelotodo...stan is stronger than me, ik he wants a freaking red skittle, lavender latter kyle kiss so Bad, smhhh. BOYS MAKE UP AND MAKE OUT ALREADY LIKE MAAAAN IT'S VALENTINES DAY!!!!

also, side-note, kyle actually has a surprising...canon dedication to suzie. he's never kept a plant alive before, but it's his special raven plant and he is a simp, so he was like...I Can Do This. ALSO X2 THIS IS A SPOILER AND I WAS TRYING TO GO IN ORDER OF THE CHAPTERS, BUT Y'ALL KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT SO...storytime.

pretty closely following the ravesey hate and the beginning of the iconic kyle having a big fat secret gay boy crush on raven of crimson dawn era, the blondies falling apartment...LITERALLY falls apart. or rather, the falling apartment above it FALLS INTO THEIR KITCHEN LIKE A WHOLE ASS BATHTUB FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING. thankfully curb is alright and they pack him up into lady in the carrier, yes it was difficult, he bit the living shit out of tweek...tweek bit back.

SO THEY'RE IN THE CAR ABOUT TO PULL OFF and kyle's eyes go WIDE and he's like???? where the fuck is suzie?? and everyone is like *squints* what...is a suzie? who is suzie? and kyle is like sUZIE THE SUCCULENT??? MY--HOLY SHIT, SHE'S STILL IN THERE???? and he's unbuckling his seat belt, everyone is SOOOO confused. except for marj, she is totally pleased and bebe is like "sweetie, where are you going???!!" and kyle is like "to get my fucking PLANT obviously!"

and tweek is like "aRE YOU CRAZY, THEY SHUT THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN THERE'S -ACK- ABESTOS AND DEBRIS AND SEWER WATER EVERYWHERE??? YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE, M-MAN!" and kyle is like "I. Am. Not. Leaving. Her. In. There." hops out and sprints

he still has the key to blondie's obviously so he swings the door open, there is water and shit Everywhere, the floor is alllll fucked up and the workers are fucking SHOUTING at him like hello??? you can't be here! it's a liability ft. kyle goin*deadpan lawyer voice middle finger up*

Sue Me.

does crazy ass acrobatics across the floors and coffee table and counters to get to his plant...actually iconique and SLAMS! the door.

the crew drive off, kyle is cradling his plant in the car, his headphones are in and he opens his email to rewatch a video his professor sent him ( you know the one...*stan vc* hi dummy :') <3 ) as they head...

to the crimson dawn manwhoresion where raven and co. have graciously allowed them to stay while blondie's gets renovated...

or you know,

Forever. ;)

-uncle nina, admitted accidental murderer of plants :/

#spoiler alert: suzie lives #kyle is very dedicated to her #and stan...rip #i am sad #but no its fucked up bc kyles coping mechanism is literally to shrivel up & go ice cold again like he goes dark when stan does #i hate my life so much like kyle ft. blonides is hanging out mostly bc theyre Worried abt kyle and tweek accidentally starts talking abt ho #literally batshit insane raven is being via all the negative press abt him and bebe nudges him like tweek ur not boston harbor #quit spilling the tea...ur not supposed to talk abt s-t-a-n #and kyle is just like *drink slam* his glass of boxwine like you can talk about him i couldn't care less...whilist caring so much #BOOOOOOOO i hate u aloof psuedo insensitive kyle #he's hurting so bad it sucks oh my god

[yuukei-yikes]

omg elaborate on your traumatic childhoods for hibihiyo + takane .... iirc takane is raised by her grandma right?

oh!! well it's nothing super awful compared to everyone else's

my hc for hibiya comes from the fact his parents lock him out of the house when he asked to go to the city😭😭😭 the only way they agreed was bc he said he'd study but even like that they didnt want it he had to lie abt a special course abt india and pretend he was obsessed with india. which is a very funny bit BUT yeah they lock him out of the house at night. with WOLVES.👎 awful move amamiyas.

my hc actually leans a bit more to what the anime shows since in the novels both his parents do that but in the anime it's the dad. so my hibiya hc is he comes from a Toxic Masculinity Household. he's from an old fashioned farmer family in a small village yknow (they have a dojo in the anime buuuut farmer hibiya is real 4ever👨‍🌾 idk why the anime did that. idk why the anime did many things)

anyways so his dad biggest piece of shit person alive. his mom. his mom is NICE hibiyas definitely close to her while he's afraid of his dad but i think she is maybe the kind of mom to break down all the time and be like oh poor me my life is misery and hibiya feels responsible for her. like she is not bad shes just been married to an awful awful guy for many years, she's a victim but also makes it very known she's a victim. hibiya definitely is the type of kid who feels like he has to shield his mom. hibiya's mom i love you. she is said to pour him tea in the hallway while he waited for hiyori to call him (before locking him out of the house but like i said im ignoring that it was just the dad 2 me💥👨‍🌾)

FOR HIYORI look ayaka literally ESCAPED from her parents. hiyori didnt KNOW she had a sister. and they're rich people. i think they're very old parents and hiyori is a last minute kid bc their first one was a Bust according to them so they'll have another Heir and this time do it RIGHT that means eyes on her all the time, giving her 0 autonomy but also absolutely everything material she asks for so we keep her under control. something like that. just very controlling parents but i also hc hiyori is so off the rails after the august in the city and they're pretty old already so they're like Ohhh god. and they're always fighting lol but before that hiyori was like Yes sir with them. think the northwests in gravity falls lol

and for takane I've obviously talked of her. but answering what u said, honestly we dont actually Know if she was raised by her grandma. and if she was, it's her grandparents! both!! her grandpa was around til his death, which is implied to be a little before or after takane starts highschool since he picked that school for her. her parents work overseas but her grandparents take charge to the point they're choosing what school she will go to etc, you know?? these arent headcanons btw that's all canon. we just dont know.... why. im so curious bc it's so oddly specific lmao like why werent the grandparents just. parents. but no. she's said to live with her grandma but used to also have a grandad and her parents work overseas. like. what. what was the need to come up with all this bro

anyways my headcanons. i do hc she was raised by her grandparents. since the parents work overseas im assuming they're very career oriented, and since the grandparents are both individually mentioned to be super worried about takane's illness, im assuming the grandparents were like can you STOP taking this sick kid from place to place and the parents were like fiiiine. here u can have her😐 and that's it lol i dont think they're rich parents or HORRIBLE PEOPLE i know it's popular to hc them as these Awful Horrible People i personally think they aren't Mean. they just are not AROUND. i dont think they'd be mean to her if they saw her i think they'd just sit there rly awkward like so... how is school going.... but they Won't because they Don't care👍

my extra hc is that the grandparents dont get along with the parents bc of this, or they're like wtf how did we raise someone who ABANDONED THEIR CHILD. so they raise takane with that in mind a lot and amd and and they're family.... and love each other... we do also gloss over takane losing her grandpa i know it's cuz its BARELY MENTIONED AND ITS AN ODDLY SPECIFIC DETAIL WE JUST. HAVE. but she was like 15 or 16 when he dies bro u_u fuck the tateyamas crying for ayaka can i see how my girl ene was doing losing unnamed grandfather

#ask tag #headcanons #hibiya amamiya #hiyori asahina #takane enomoto

[les-lestappen]

can u write neymessi with prompt 24 ❤️

Lionel Messi x Neymar jr:

prompt: you don't have to pretend you're fine

author's note: god I love them so much, the setting supposed to be psg on an away game but it's deliberately a little unclear so you can interpret it as either psg or barça, enjoy :)

Neymar let out a shuddering breath, he was starting to get cold even if he was still sweating, the chilling air of the night made his arm hair stand up. Nonetheless he kept playing, practicing tricks and dribbles and tried to ignore the pain in his ankle. Obviously it was getting worse minute by minute but Ney knew that he deserved it, he had played so badly, even missed an opportunity for a goal so he just had to go on practicing, basically in the dark, to be better. He tried a kick again but this time he felt a sharp pain from his ankle to his calf and he fell forward, his hands on his knees.

"Fuck" he mumbled, out of breath.

Neymar felt a hand on his shoulder and turned around quickly, stumbling back a little.

"Leo?Jesus you scared me. What are you doing here?" Ney had said, still a little jumpy

Lionel smiled and Ney thought he looked beautiful under the moonlight, a little blurry almost unreal.

"Sorry" he said "I didn't mean to scare you. I and I could ask you the same thing you know."

"Oh you know, just practicing a little."

"At one a.m and with an ankle injury?"

"Yeah Leo, at one a.m" Ney sighed again "I couldn't sleep and apparently neither could you. Why are you here? How'd you even know I was here?"

"I didn't. I thought I heard a door opening next to me and then I could see movement on the field from my room, figured it was you practicing instead of sleeping even if we have a flight in five hours"

Ney looked down at the grass, it was sweet and a little embarrassing how predictable he was for Leo.

"Ney look at me, what are you doing here?"

"I already told you, I couldn't sleep."

"And you decided to practice in the dark."

"Yeah I find it relaxing."

"Oh come on don't bullishit me."

"Leo stop it, I just wanted to practice, what's the big deal?" Neymar responded defensively, looking at the ground again.

Leo's voice softened as he put a hand on shoulder, his thumb softly stroking his collarbone. "Ney, you don't have to pretend you're fine, talk to me"

Neymar felt his eyes sting but he just couldn't deny Leo an explanation.

"I'm just so tired Leo. I keep getting injured and I'm shit on the field cause it hurts and people don't understand, they just don't. I try my best Leo and my ankle hurts and I'm letting everybody down, I'm letting you down and I just…I don't know" Neymar had started to cry about halfway through his speech and now he was practically sobbing.

Leo wrapped his arms around him tightly and Ney buried his face in his shoulder, mumbling "I'm sorry Leo, I'm sorry for this." through the tears; he felt pathetic.

One of Lionel's hands ended up in Ney's hair, caressing it softly, trying to calm him down.

"Hey Ney no, don't say you're sorry. You're not letting me or anybody else down, you could never." Lionel whispered softly, directly in his ear. "You always put your heart in the game, you give it your everything and we see it, I promise I see it. Neymar, I'm proud of you."

Ney raised his head, a little shocked but with hopeful eyes.

"Proud of me? Why." he said, his voice hoarse.

"I'm always proud of you, watching you grow up as a player and as a person all these years has been wonderful but now I need you to take care of yourself, give yourself time to heal. Okay?"

"You're right Leo, I'm sorry, you know I can be stupid, stubborn."

"It's okay." Leo said, hugging him again and turning his head to kiss his temple, then his hair. "I know how you are and you're not stupid, maybe a little stubborn but I like you this way. Now let's go to bed."

#neymessi #neymar jr #neymar #lionel messi #leo messi #neymessi moments #neymessi fic #neymessi hurt/comfort #psg #paris saint germain #força barça #barcellona #neymessi fanfic #neymar jr x lionel messi

[brookheimer]

Im doing you a favor im bringing the bad succ bingo takes straight to your inbox (i just finished watching and im drubk so its all lighthearted btw) my personal takes are: if you still like romand dni, block me AND it's actually shiv'/ken's fault.

I know obviously thay rome has been the one pulling for mencken all aling but i cant help but feel even more angry at ken and shiv for letti g this happen. They Could have stopped it but ken HAD to make it his 1st priority to support the president who would make the mattson deal go away. father of the fucking year. and shiv HAD to stay in bed with mattson for the small glimer of hope that she could be the next CEO?? Of gojo-royco?? How Dare she pretend to care about fuckinfg demoracy or whatever. She CHOSE this. she could have stopped this but decided to have hercake and eat it too.

Idk this is giving me 2016 flashbacks and i just feel murderous rage towrards tom ken shiv rome greg, all of them. None of them care. rome fcking sucks obviously but They All Do, and i feel like that's the fucking point?? Idk if this is a bad take, feel free to publish it or not

no im actually so incredibly obsessed with this i love you drunk anon i mean it. drunk watching this episode is a FEAT and i commend you for it. anyways honestly literally not a bad take at all -- like, i don't think that it's ken and shiv's fault exclusively that it happened (as in not placing the blame on rome at all, but i don't even think that's what you're saying; that was just what the original bingo box meant), but i do think it's ALL of their faults. like you are actually so entirely right: they all care more about themselves than about america. and that is the point!!! like im not even sure which points u thought were bad or controversial takes here ur firing on all cylinders my inebriated friend! murderous rage is sooo valid rn like it is giving 2016 flashbacks and like i was literally sobbing on the living room floor for eight hours straight that night no shit. the bad takes i was talking about were primarily ones that singled roman out for being bad or ken and shiv out for being good, neither of which you're doing at all! they're all fucking horrific. cheers buddy

#also sorry i do still like roman but i'm interacting anyways <3 #altho i assume that seeing as u sent this ask to tumblr user romanfuckingroy u did not mean Roman Fans DNI literally #clarifying again that Liking Roman etc does not mean excusing/supporting/justifying him at all like i'd block those takes on sight too #he straight up got a fascist elected president. like. literally #i just love him as a character and i think his political ideology (or really the lack thereof) is so fascinating and makes so much sense #and i love seeing it manifest in episodes like this. #ANYWAYS! anon i genuinely adore you. good takes wrongly packaged as bad takes by an endearingly drunk stranger>>>>>> #so much better than bad takes packaged as good takes by an entirely sober 20k follower twitter account LMAO #asks #anon #succession #succession spoilers

[neon-lights-and-glitter]

“I’m not pretending to care about you, I really do care about you. I know it doesn’t always seem like it, but I do. We’re having a baby together, it would be really shitty of me to not care about you.” Jack said. You have a really shitty way of showing people you care about them 😐

“I didn’t mean to hurt her, I don’t know what I can do to prove that to her.” Jack said. For one YOU CAN STOP APOLOGIZING AND DOING DUMB SHIT!! AND SHOW TO HER U CHANGED 🗣️ just a lil suggestion 🤷🏽‍♀️

“You might not have meant to, but you did. All you have to do is simply show her that you care about her, and not hurt her anymore.” Urban said, looking over at Jack. TAKE HIS ADVICE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

“She doesn’t see you as anything but a friend.” Jack said, instantly getting defensive. And how tf would u know that?? �� yo ass js asked why she left 😑 WHEN U KNEW THE FUCKING ANSWER!! You obviously don’t know her well enough, to say she doesn’t like urban 🙂

You glanced over at Jack for a second and you saw his eyes water, which of course, made your own eyes water. You reached over with your hand that wasn’t holding Jack’s to wipe the tear off his cheek that he didn’t even realize fell. Yea I’m crying, MIND YA BUSINESS 🥹

“It’s for the baby, but you’re the closest to the baby I can get right now, so I figured I’d give it to you. I actually bought two. I know we aren’t together, and it will probably be a while until the baby will be staying at my place over night, but I just thought we could both have one. I still want to have everything set up at my place too, just so we have it.” Jack said, handing you the small teddy bear. I’m supposed to be upset, WHAT IS THIS CUTE SWEETNESS?!? 😭

“I still need to tell my family.” Jack admitted. Is he Fr rn?? YOU HAVENT TOLD THEM JACKMAN?? 🤦🏽‍♀️

You felt that overall, being with Jack, even though it was just for a doctor’s appointment, went well. You were happy that you two managed to not fight for the first time. Though you weren’t happy that he hadn’t told his family about the pregnancy, you felt like he might have started to take the situation seriously. Why do I have a feeling things are abt to go to shit 😭 like they somehow already know or js somethin bad?? And they’re finally moving in a good direction 😩

You have a really shitty way of showing people you care about them 😐 he really does, sleeping with other people doesn’t let them know that you care about them 🤷‍♀️

For one YOU CAN STOP APOLOGIZING AND DOING DUMB SHIT!! AND SHOW TO HER U CHANGED 🗣️ just a lil suggestion 🤷🏽‍♀️ YES!!!! Words mean nothing unless your actions back them up!

TAKE HIS ADVICE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS Urban knows her better then Jack 🤷‍♀️

And how tf would u know that?? 🤔 yo ass js asked why she left 😑 WHEN U KNEW THE FUCKING ANSWER!! You obviously don’t know her well enough, to say she doesn’t like urban 🙂 and Urban liked her when they all first met I have a decent amount of backstory for this series that I want to eventually release, I just don’t know when

Yea I’m crying, MIND YA BUSINESS 🥹 nervous/emotional Jack really does something to me 😭 and even though she’s mad at him she’s still comforting him 😭😭

I’m supposed to be upset, WHAT IS THIS CUTE SWEETNESS?!? 😭 he’s showing her he does care, in the right way this time 😭

Is he Fr rn?? YOU HAVENT TOLD THEM JACKMAN?? 🤦🏽‍♀️ nope, and he’s had over a month to tell them

Why do I have a feeling things are abt to go to shit 😭 like they somehow already know or js somethin bad?? And they’re finally moving in a good direction 😩 no comment on this 🫣🫣

#Awhore4moree

[audiovisualrecall]

I will never ever reblog anything telling anyone that a thing they like 'was totally stupid all along' or to 'read/watch another book/show/movie'. Because besides being a nasty attitude, like. That's not what any of this is about! You can't hear 'oh the author is a bigot now and it's horrible' and go 'oh yeah, their stuff was Obviously bigoted and horrible all along, I could Tell, and if you even liked it at all ever ur an idiot and a bigot'

Like. If you're not giving money to the author and ur trying to educate other ppl WHY DOES IT MATTER if you still like the thing????? Stop moralizing ur hate on for something, stop trying to Win at morals. I'm Queer, Nonbinary/Trans, and Jewish and disabled, I hate who jk Rowling has become and I hate her for Ruining what the books meant to me and so many others. I read tons of books where the author includes some shitty stuff or biases I don't agree with and I go yeah I don't like that.

The issue is NOT the book series. I don't care if the books contain bigoted shit, bc fictional content doesn't even compare to how a real person is hurting people. Plus so do like 90% of books, like, somehow I still enjoy the dragonriders of pern books despite some iffy stuff abt gay men and abt consent, bc the core of the story is what it meant to me.

The house elves and handling therof specifically is racist, how she handled characters from other cultures is iffy, and goblins I suppose could be seen as antisemitic trope but that level of antisemitism is kinda everywhere so I'm used to ignoring it in books and movies. But anyway. The issue is NOT the books, beyond 'don't buy them (firsthand at least) bc it gives her money'. The discussion of 'jk is a terfy piece of shit who is hurting ppl' should not become about some ppl feeling morally superior for not liking a book series (or pretending they never liked it) or insisting the series was never even good anyway so its not a loss. It's good to suggest alternatives to read for people who feel like they can't read hp anymore but love some of the messages or some setting or plot elements, as long as it's not phrased like you Have to discard hp like it's trash.

Lets actually be honest here: The books are good, not amazing, not some height of literature, but they were good books for kids. They were good for a kid who wanted to be braver, who wanted to have powers, who wanted to escape - into a magical world, into a book.

Look: The books said people who value others on some idea of purity are bad people, unequivocally. The books said fascism is bad. They said kids can't always trust adults to do right by them, which mostly kids know and it feels good to have a book acknowledge that yeah, adults are mean or wrong sometimes.

The books said love and caring and friendship and loyalty and helping others and standing up for others and being open to new ideas are good and important and what life is about. The books said love and family and friendship are stronger than hate and greed and prejudice. Those are important messages! And that is exactly why jk's move to terfyness (and everything else she's up to) is such a betrayal. Because she's become her villain, she has become the thing she wrote as a horrible thing to be, and she's so convinced she's Not and that us queer and trans ppl (and now just. Scottish ppl who want to be independent???) are the Real villains for uhhh wanting to exist and do our own thing???

Anyway the pt is she betrayed us and she won't ever get money from me willingly again and I'll try to spread the word and convince others not to feed the beast, but anyone going on abt the books is just trying to feel morally superior and is self righteous and trying to get an A+ in social justice which is literally always the problem.

Let's like. Please for the future focus on the actual issues and Not on debating the quality of the book series??? Otherwise it's also obvious u just don't like the books and are just using this as a justification for that, which isn't necessary. We don't have to justify not liking shit, we don't have to sit on that and wait until the author reveals themself to be an asshole to go 'ooh yes!!'.

#this is like the eragon thing too that popped up cause paolini supports ai art which is shitty and hes a little bit of a schmuck #and ppl decided to go oh yeah lets rag on the Eragon series and act like everyone should agree it was bad and shouldnt like them #its definitely 'i dont like the thing but its popular but oh look the author is unpopular now so i can rag on the thing now and everyone #will have to agree w me bc its a Moral thing bc the author is an asshole now!' #fuck off

[transvampireboyfriend]

@lovewaterforthesoul replied to your post “look, i love to see him kill but I also love...”:

this is such a good point. also when hughie reads him to filth “at least I have a fucking life” butcher just takes it. that whole scene was incredible and revealed so many layers in their relationship “can we just stop dancing around this” yes plz more

​i have MANY thoughts

oh THAT moment!!! so much to unpack! the way Hughie starts the conversation is both so familiar but also so defeated and ...i wanna say contrite? like he can see he hurt Butcher and is tired of pretending he can't. And Butcher’s response is so telling, like u said, he just takes it, but when he's listening to what Hughie has to say he's obviously distressed.

The fact that he doesn't shut the conversation off until it can be in private and not in front of Frenchie and Kimiko and the way by the end of it he's bouncing his leg like crazy, tells me he's in such a confusing state of mind.

And the conversation Hughie had with Annie last season, clearly as a couple but also being like "I'm thinking i should stop seeing him" so then how did they get back here? Did the colonel get them all together?

AND the conversation between Butcher and Homelander at the end!!!!! Homelander is so obviously in for the attention and love of the masses and Butcher understands him perfectly, except he's thinking of the people he cares about. He’s thinking MM gave up on him, he's thinking Hughie discarded him on a shelf like he's obsolete. And now that he’s back Hughie’s constantly reminding him to not do things like he usually would, like if he could chose someone else for the job, someone more cordial, more opposed to violence, he would. Hughie would choose a newer model if he was offered one, at least that’s the way Butcher is seeing it right now.

So of course! this is why it's important for him to obey Hughie’s orders he's saying ‘look! you can need me still and I'll be good, I can still take care of you’. Not to mention this is exactly what he wants to be for Ryan too, dependable. They’re his family.

Of course he will allow Frenchie and Kimiko to be there for that conversation because they stayed! They didn't give up on him, even if he snaps at them, even with all the shit he put them through, they believe in him, they mostly trust his methods, they stayed.

And the episode ending with Hughie covered in guts again, probably feeling foolish bc the person he trusted turned out to be that. I can't wait to see who he turns to after that.

#lovewaterforthesoul #i sound ridiculous #i'm just obsessed with them #the boys spoilers #the boys #liveblogging s3 tb #i'll probably watch the next ep tomorrow #i wanna stay in this blissful place for a bit #blorbo #hughie #billy butcher #hughie x butcher #. #-

[starry-skies-116]

AroAce™ things that Gregory/Evan does without even fucking KNOWING until he was educated on the aspec community:

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Understanding romantic and sexual relationships on a fundamentally and purely scientific level (as if he’s purely an observer)

“Why do people kiss”

Gets mistaken for someone being cold or prudish, and yeah, he can be cold at times, but can you like not lol

He asked a parent super awkwardly during a birthday party if “they possessed any other offspring” and immediately regretted his life decisions lmfao (Michael/Freddy standing onstage like ‘did you just’)

Loves to cuddle but also respects when other people don’t want to cuddle

Doesn’t understand crushes

“SOMEONE COMFORT ME I THOUGHT CAKE BY THE OCEAN WAS ABOUT EATINV CAKES BY THE OCEAN” \\\ “wow you are not ready to hear about milkshakes bringing boys to the yard” 

HE WHEN ASPEC REPRESENTATION SOBS IN UGLY CRY THEY JUST LIKE ME FR

“You’re too young to know what you want in life” “bitch I’m 67 years old and do you know? exactly so stfu”

Ocasionally pretends to have crushes on people when he’s still closeted so people wouldn’t get suspicious, but everyone could tell they were obviously fake.

Daydreams about him and people he’s close to being playable characters and having a moveset in Super Smash Bros and Fire Emblem instead of romantic fantasies

Ate an entire jam cookie and chocolate sweetheart cookie bouquet a girl from his school personally gifted him (“Ah, they’re even frosted! Thank you for this gift so much!”) only to realize later that shit it was for Valentine’s day this girl had a crush on me and I knew from the beginning but I still didn’t bother to reject her. The cookies were her asking me out and it flew over my head until later tonight oh fuck oh god oh what do I do. He even ate an entire pound of belgium chocolate one guy gave him personally only for Michael to smack him over the head for being a dumbass when it comes to rejection, probably because he doesn’t really care about romance when it comes to him.

Calls people he’s affectionate with or likes teasing a bunch of nicknames on occasion just because he has the urge (e.g. Papa Bear, Floridian Tincan, calls some classmates names such as darling, sweetheart, jerkface, imbecile and honey just for laughs).

Understands people and can read them very easily, but does not know how to talk to them.

Relates to the desire for cuddles and emotional love expressed via words of affirmation and physical affection, but immediately shies away from picturing himself in romantic scenarios

“Wanna be my SO when we’re older?” “I can’t age anymore but yeah I’ll gladly be your supervising officer and boss”

DEVOTES™, RESPECTS™, LOVES™ AND ADMIRES™ THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE HE’S CLOSE TO BECAUSE HIS TRUST IS A LUXURY ONLY HE GETS TO DECIDE TO WHOM HE SHALL DISTRIBUTE IT TO SO GENEROUSLY.

Doesn’t get why people find other people ‘hot’. Like yeah, she’s attractive ig, her hair is nice and she knows how to apply makeup properly, what else can possibly be there? Experiences aesthetic attraction to physical features and compliments them but the thought of actual attraction just baffles him. Like ‘oh I want her to sit on my face’ or ‘yeah I’d tap them cheeks’ and he’s just sitting there, peeking up from his book like ‘r u ok? Do I need to call ambulance?’

“Wtf are crushes I beg of you someone please tell me right the hell now istg”

Cries when playing Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley on Vanessa’s switch

‘DND’ AGGRESSIVE LILTING CHANTS INTENSIFY “DND”

Is very confused on how dates are considered inherently romantic? Like how is taking your friend out to a fancy seafood restaurant with spicy creamy shrimp alfredo and garlic buttered freshly baked breadsticks and then having delicious chocolate mousse cake considered?? Romantic?? Let me enjoy the good food? Like yea I would take a beachside walk with my friends Cassidy and Charlie and my family any day stop trying to give everything a romantic subplot please lol-

‘Oh you’ll find someone one day’ *pinches nose in stfu even though he doesn’t know why such things frustrate him*

Literally anyone tries to apply romance to him he’s like “can you don’t” for reasons still unbeknownst to him

‘You can’t be like that, romance and love is part of what makes us human’ *CRACKS NECK AROUND 180 DEGREES LIKE AN OWL YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

Just gives off aroace vibes in the subtlest way to everyone around him

#FNAF Security Breach #FNAF Gregory #crying child fnaf #crying child #Evan Afton (CC/BV) #gregevan/gregbot/gregvessel #my au fnaf

[summernightslulibabee]

Summer Nights - (Solangelo Fanfiction) - Chapter Two: sex and promiscuity

Will

There's really no reason to be dramatic. I mean, fainting? Come on.

So what, we hooked up? He squealed and ran out of the room before we actually fucked. I don't understand the big deal. I've slept with a few guys from school before, and none of them ran out on me right beforehand. If he wanted to stop, he could have just said that. I'm not an animal.

To be honest, I never really noticed Nico di Angelo that much. He was always just that really smart, try-hard kid. The only time he spoke was to give long-worded answers to our teacher's questions which made everyone roll their eyes. You can tell he really likes to hear, "Why can't you all be like Nico?"

I hate teacher's pets.

I never picked up on the fact that he was gay until the party. See, that's how most dudes come out to me—behind closed doors while we're both tipsy. It's a common theme, really. It's a surprise I haven't been outed yet, but I guess people are too scared to say anything. I suppose my father's status can actually count for something.

And most guys just like to forget about it, anyway. At least until I get a random text message at 3 AM asking, "U up?" Of course, I'm always happy to help a friend in need.

I truly don't believe in the ramifications of sex. It's a momentary fleeting feeling of euphoria, and that's all we really want at the end of the day. I don't catch feelings, I don't care for the monotony of relationships, and I especially don't care for other's opinions of when and who I should fuck.

In a school mostly funded by religious organizations, I've heard all the speeches about waiting until marriage, treating your body with respect, or whatever. I say those stick-up-their asses sons of bitches never fucking came in their life. Or, perhaps, they're just projecting their sexual desires onto underaged kids. In which case, Christians have a lot to explain. Again.

I shouldn't be too surprised. While my friends and I sat in the back of the auditorium making fun of the talkers, the few times I looked to the front row at Nico, only to see his eyes were glued on them, nodding intently as if he was really believing every word. No wonder he freaked himself out. Who takes notes at a "wait-till-marriage" speech? Fucking weirdo.

He basically proved to me that "wanting" to preserve the "sanctity of marriage" was just a whole load of repressed, heteronormative bologna. Most of the time it's just compensating, and the shit could burst if you even attempt to poke at it.

I made the first move, sure. But he kissed back, and then climbed onto my lap, and tore off my shirt, and moaned every time I kissed his neck, and sucked me off. Obviously, the kid's embarrassed. If he wants to pretend it never even happened, that's fine with me. I couldn't care less. But fainting? My god.

Now I'm on the ground, trying to lightly slap his face in annoyance before the boss's assistant comes down. "Wake up," I whisper. "Wake up, wake up, wake up, stupid!"

He's out cold. Ugh.

"You're going to blow this thing for the both of us," I sigh. My hand tingles. In the distance, I can hear footsteps. Well, he can't be mad at me for this.

I rear my hand back and slap him across the face. He jolts awake, sitting up and out of my hands, immediately bringing his palm to his cheeks. His eyebrows furrow in confusion. "Did...you...just hit me?"

I roll my eyes. "Get up, man," I snarl, straightening my legs. He's wearing his usual black-fitted shirt. I offer him a hand but he stares at it like it's burned and shriveled. He backs away from me quickly, almost tripping over a fake plant. Then, he seems to regain himself, pushing off the ground. He still keeps his distance, trying hard to look away from me. Dork.

The door clicks open and a man walks in. He's got short blonde hair and he's wearing a purple shirt tucked into khakis. He's not so bad looking. "My name's Octavian," he sighs. "And you two must be the Goode interns."

"Yes sir," Nico says as if he's in boot camp.

"Sir is so formal," Octavian rolls his eyes. Nico's face goes red as his lips press together in confusion. "You're both 18, right?"

We nod.

"Great," he says. "Well, you two will be working for the Orange team. They handle politics. They're stationed upstairs. You shouldn't be able to miss it. You do whatever they say."

"We'll get to write our own pieces, right?" Nico nervously asks.

Octavian smirks with a darkness. "I'm sure you can try to contribute. Just remember your place."

The boy's eyes are wide with a blush still present across his cheeks. This whole thing doesn't really bother me. My dad makes me go to fancy dinner meetings all the time with more prestigious, stuck-ups, so I guess I'm prepared.

Octavian unsheathes a camera from a bag, removing the cap from the lens. "Stand there," he directs me. I do what he says as he snaps a picture. He turns to Nico. "You. There."

I step out of the way as he takes a step into the spot I had been in. Then, he trips on the rug below and slips, and I catch him out of reflex. He's seriously clumsy.

He scrambles out of my arms and stands. Octavian seems unimpressed. "You must be a good writer, kid," he sighs, snapping a picture. He sets the camera down and pulls out his phone. "My room number's out on the bulletin board. Don't call it. Now, I'm sure you two can find your way, right?"

Nico's mouth falls open, but before he says anything stupid, I step in. "Definitely. Thanks, Octavian."

Octavian nods as I turn, leaving Nico behind me. He catches up quickly behind me.

"How. The. Hell. Are. You. Here?"

"I sucked off the boss, isn't it obvious?"

"Not funny. You cheat on every essay. There's no way you were accepted based on your originality or skill," Nico struggles to catch up as I walk up the clear stairs leading to the second floor. "Daddy's money?"

"You guessed it," I roll my eyes.

"You walk so fucking fast," Nico gasps for air. "Listen, I actually worked hard to be here. I really don't need an incompetent jock screwing up everything."

"I seem to recall you being the one who was 30 minutes late and passed out on the floor. How's that for incompetent?" My eyes trace over the second floor. There's glass offices everywhere, people throwing around ideas, chewing on the ends of their whiteboard markers, and there hardly seems to be a dress code—in fact, the edgiest clothing seemed to be more encouraged. How the hell are we supposed to know where the Orange team is located?

"That's all your fault."

I stop and turn towards him. "My fault?"

"I was drunk—"

"So was I," I narrow my eyes at him. "Is this really what this about? You're still thinking about the party?"

His back straightens and he scrunches up his nose as if he's slightly offended. "I—what? We..."

"So what?" I cross my arms and bend slightly to his height, getting in his face. "I don't care if you sucked my dick, if that's what you're talking about."

Nico plops a hand directly onto my mouth, looking around nervously. "Are you crazy? Don't say that out loud," he lets out frantically.

I roll my eyes and peel his hand away. "Can you be mature for once and just get over it? I couldn't fucking care less about what happened. So stop acting like a complete dork before you get the both of us fired. Understand?"

"Don't tell me what to do," Nico growls.

"You're pathetic," I look up when I see a girl with an orange shirt walking towards one of the rooms in the back. I back out of his face and begin my way towards her, walking pass multiple offices. Nico keeps a steady pace behind me, making sure to hang back. At this point, he feels like a chihuahua yapping at my feet.

I see her slip into a room with a few other people wearing orange, and follow in after. Nico fumbles with his fingers awkwardly. I want to reach out and slap them and tell him to stop being such a weirdo. There are 3 young adults, one sitting in an office chair, yelling at two people who stand at the whiteboard.

"The progressives were born from populism," a guy with curly black hair, sitting on one of the beam bag chairs, rubs his forehead. "But they were all wealthy, white people who suspected that the little guys would overthrow them if they didn't get in control of their movement."

"And I think that's exactly how we could tie them to modern-day liberals," responds a girl with dark eyes and pale brown hair. She puts her hands on her hips accompanied with an angry pout. "Basically rich people taking the ideas of the working class and acting like they're our friends. But they aren't! They benefit just as much from the little guy's suffering as the rich conservatives do."

"Seriously, Clarisse?" Another girl sips from her coffee cup, swinging in her office chair. "We're already a progressive magazine, we don't need to lose the liberals like we've lost conservatives. Plus, most of them are the ones funding our column."

They continue bickering back and forth, the room rising into a roar. They obviously don't notice us, or don't care to.

 Well, here goes nothing.

"If you guys are going to connect modern politics to a time such as the progressive movement, perhaps you should have a base reason for doing so," I say. "And more sources."

Nico slams his hand onto his face.

They go quiet as their heads snap towards me.

"Who the hell are you two?" Asks Clarisse.

"We're the interns from Goode," I inform them. "I'm Will. This is Nico."

Clarisse raises her chin. The boy with curly black hair steps up. "And you," he looks at Nico next to me. "What do you think?"

Nico lowers his hand, his eyes wide, and his cheeks red. "H-huh? What do I think?"

"I do believe you're the one I asked," he frowns.

"W-well, uh, I—" he clears his throat. "I agree that while making a statement about how, uh, liberals can often be blind to the actual issues of working class Americans, they um...they also do a lot to help and it would be a blanket statement to say that not all of them do."

"Okay," the girl in the chair tilts her head to the side. "But what do you think?"

Nico blinks in confusion. "I just said—"

"You shouldn't make a decision yet," I sigh. "You might have made assumptions that make sense but all of your computers are shut. The whiteboard has no written notes down. I don't see any printed out sources or studies. It wouldn't be smart to write a column this empty handed. This is a test, right?"

Nico looks to me quizzically, tilting his head to the side.

Clarisse sighs and sets down her marker. "You got us."

The girl in the office chair stands up suddenly, marching over to me. She bends over and looks at my pass. "Will Solace. Of course you would know business tricks. You're Allistair's kid," she stands back up. "My name's Chris. That's Beckendorf over there."

"I'm confused," Nico says.

"It's a tactic to see if we're perceptive," I respond to him. "And if we'll be brave enough to speak our minds. My father pulls it all the time."

"So I'm guessing I failed?"

"Not entirely," shrugs Chris. "There is no failing. Besides, you tried to please all of us. But there's no need to, little guy."

Nico's lip twitches at 'little guy', but he chooses not to say anything.

"We read the both of your entries," says Clarisse. "They're not bad. You guys are good thinkers."

"I'm appreciative of the opportunity to be here," Nico speaks up, swallowing hard.

Behind them, the door peels open. In steps a girl with long black hair and an angry stare. She crosses her arms. "Are those the interns?"

Chris sighs and straightens her back. "Their names are Will and Nico. Guys, this is Drew. She's head of the team."

She turns to stare the both of us down. "Oh, good. You can go run and get coffee."

"They're here to be the teen voice of the column, Drew," Clarisse bites.

"Hm. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it," she flips her hair, "after a Grande, iced, sugar-free, Vanilla Latte with soy milk."

She digs into her purse and the card flies up. I want to say something to her rude ass, but Nico quickly grabs it. "Yes ma'am!" He says before rushing out of the door.

Was he seriously trying to turn this into a competition?

I follow out after him. He's walking with a vengeance. "Christ, will you slow down?"

"Fuck off, Will!" He pushes down the stairs. "I'm going to bring her the coffee before you can!"

"You're so immature!" I whisper-shout.

"I'll show you immature, jerkwad!"

"It's not a competition—"

"Fuck. You!"

"My God," we jog out of the front door of the building, "had I known you were going to act like a child afterwards, I would have never let you suck me off."

"Oh my God! Stop saying that!" Nico puts his hands over his ears.

"Would you prefer blowjob?"

"I'm trying to forget I ever did anything with you, okay?" Nico's face is beet red as we wait at a traffic light. "It doesn't fit into my plan."

"Holy fucking shit. You have your sex life planned out? You're such a nerd."

"I—no! It's not like that!" Nico buries his face in his hands. "I'm not the person who sleeps around, and I definitely would never sleep with you."

"You almost did."

"And I regret it!"

"You seemed pretty into it," I shrug. I can practically see smoke shooting from his ears. "I certainly remember how you told me to pull your hair, bite your neck—"

"Shut up!"

"Mmm, and how you pulled off my shirt—"

"Shut. Up!" We were starting to get weird stares. Something about seeing him mad made me want to continue.

"I also seem to remember how you wrapped your legs around my waist," I say. "And how you were begging for me to fuck—"

He turns suddenly, his hand flying up and the next thing I know, a pain explodes on my cheek. He presses his lips together, his eyes wide, staring at his hand. He looks back at me in shock.

"N-now we're even," he blinks, marching down the crosswalk. I follow behind him.

"You know, slapping's kind of a turn on for me."

"You are so perverted! I wish I never went to that party," Nico groans. He throws open the door to Starbucks and marches in angrily. He slams his hands on the counter and stares at the worker. "Grande, iced, sugar-free, Vanilla latte with soy milk," he forces a smile and a kind voice, but an eyebrow is twitching.

The worker seems slightly frightened but nods slowly. "Right. Gotcha," he throws up finger-guns.

"I thought you wanted to forget about it too," Nico mumbles.

"I would have if you were a decent person," I sigh. "But you've made it onto my bad side."

Nico pouts. "You never answered me on how you got the internship," he crosses his arms defensively. "You don't do any work in class."

I look directly at him. "Do you really equate grades to intelligence?"

"I can equate it to work ethic."

"Yeah, well, you wanna know why you didn't pick up on the trick they pulled on us?" I ask. He blinks quickly. "It's because you don't have a single original thought in your head. I'm sure you can name off every single president and their election years and their tragic backstories, but you don't have an opinion. You regurgitate what you read, but you don't know why you think that, only that you should. Maybe I'm not book smart, or care to be, but what else do you know about being a teenager when you can't even handle a couple of drinks? I have experience, Nico. I have opinions because I've been surrounded in politics since I was born and I know what it's like to be young because I don't coop myself in my room memorizing the fucking periodic table. That's what I wrote about and that's what got me picked. So, why don't you get off my back and let the adults handle all of this?"

Nico looks slightly offended, trying to hold up in his chin in defense of his own feelings. I was used to people going silent whenever I addressed this. Everybody needs a humbling sometimes. I'm always happy to give one.

Then he mumbles, "You know what? Fuck you. I'm going to have so much experience this summer you won't believe it."

"W-what?"

"You heard me," he stomps up to me. The Starbucks worker nervously sets down the coffee and creeps away. "You can't scare me away, Solace. Not like you do everybody else at school. I'm going to make your life a living Hell."

I squint my eyes at him. "Pardon?"

He pops his knuckles and keeps my gaze. It's true what they say about short people having a secret rage inside of them. "I've worked hard to be here," he sticks his finger into my chest. "So fuck you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take this latte to our team captain."

He turns on his heels and struts out of Starbucks, the coffee clenched in his hands.

Who the fuck does he think he is?

-

The rest of the day was Drew sending us on wild goose chases, keeping us busy running her errands for us. The entire time, Nico was trying to prove he was better than me.

I was thankful when the day finally ended. I felt drained of energy. And I'm not even getting paid for this shit.

The sun melts around the horizon, cascading a golden glow onto every person, place, and thing in the near vicinity. The trees fall dark against the sky, creating a perfect silhouette. I like this part of the drive.

The sunset is always behind me when I turn into my neighborhood, which is slightly disappointing. The gate attendant waits for me and automatically recognizes the car. He waves to me through the window before pressing a button. I wave back before driving in. The houses pass me, over and over, growing bigger in size, until I make it to the end.

My gut tightens as I pull into the driveway. Dad and mom are both home. I prefer being home alone, but it's fine. I push my car door closed and jog up the platform, pulling my key out from my pocket and twisting. Slowly I walk down the hall, all the way into my dad's office. I pop my knuckles and slide into one of the office chairs. He sits at his desk, his glasses on the tip of his nose, and his lips tightened.

"How was it?" He asks.

"It was good," I say. "They pulled the observant trick."

"And did you pass?"

I let a smirk play against my lips. "Of course."

"Good, good," he raises an eyebrow and closes his laptop, staring down at me. "Are you going to start writing soon?"

I shrug. "Hopefully," I tell him. "Today we were just running around doing errands."

"We?"

"The other student who was chosen," I slowly say. "Nico di Angelo."

"Oh. That one," his lips press together lightly. "He was oddly persistent when he heard the company was buying and rebuilding the park. He and his two friends, that is. They cried gentrification."

"So...he's also writing for the political column?"

I nod slowly.

He pulls off his glasses and tosses them across the desk, slouching and rubbing his temples. "Of course this has to happen," he groans.

"And I'm proud of you for that, son," he sighs. "I know you aren't keen on writing for the topic."

I shrug and slump in my chair.

"Still, keep a close eye on him," he folds his hands. "On Friday, I'll be announcing that I'm running. Press will be there. You'll be prepared, right?"

I gulp and nod. "Y-yes."

"Good," he takes a deep breath and runs his hand through his hair. "And don't let the news leak. I can't have any protestors."

I nod again. "Yes, dad," I say. "You can trust me."

"And...also," he narrows his eyes at me. "We're both under the same understanding about your personal actions, right?"

I swallow the bubble in my throat. "Yes. I'm over it."

"You're a good kid, Will," he clears his throat. "Now that I'm running for mayor, our looks and how people perceive us matters. I think press would like to see that I've raised you right. Maybe we could see a woman on your arm by Friday?"

My eyes flicker up to meet his. His eyes are hard and cold, his eyebrows folded in angrily.

"Dad," I whisper breathlessly, almost begging.

"You're over it, aren't you?" He asks.

He knows I'm just saying that to make him feel better. I don't know why he has to push.

"It's just..."

"Don't disappoint me, Will," he pushes out from his desk. "You're the oldest. Your siblings look up to you, and I count on you to set a good example."

"Okay," my eyes dart to the floor. "I understand."

"You make me proud," he pats my shoulder.

I force a smile and head up to my room. I love my dad, but he really knows how to piss me off. Obviously I don't expect to be pushed in the closet forever but..

I slam my door close and collapse on my bed, staring up at the ceiling. He's under a lot of stress. He's always been. Running for mayor is gonna be even worse. Then I'll really be walking on eggshells.

My phone buzzes.

I turn on my side, typing in my passcode, and opening it to my text messages app. It's a text from Travis Stoll.

wanna come over?

I could use a stress reliever. And to hell with my dad. Even if I couldn't say that to his face.

i'll be there, I press send and stand, stretching out my arms. I seriously don't know where Travis has been, but I also don't care. I slide on my jacket and dig in the pockets. Where the fuck is my condom?

And then I remember.

"I don't think about you all," Nico had said. He was wearing all black and eyeliner was running down his face. His hair was roughed and fluffy and smelled like hairspray. Something about it was actually kind of hot.

"You'd be the first," I challenged his gaze.

He seems slightly surprised, but his face lingers in curiosity. He was definitely picking up on the flirting. "You're...confusing," his eyebrows fold in.

"Not entirely," I said.

"Why are you hiding in here?" He asked, slowly approaching the bed. He sat down next to me.

It was most likely the drinks, but I felt compelled to tell him. "Sometimes it's overwhelming," I explained. "Pretending to be someone you aren't for the sake of others."

Nico twisted a piece of hair around his finger, his eyes focused in on the action. "I understand," he answers slowly. "It must be tiring. At least I don't have the city's attention on me."

I leaned back. "And Percy? You like him, or something?"

His face plastered red, and it wasn't just because he was drunk. "I-uh, yes," he drops his shoulders. "I'm in love with him."

I snickered. "Love? Do you even know him?"

His eyes widened in defense. "I-yes, I know enough."

"Ever heard of the term infatuation?"

"So what if we hardly talk? I can just feel it," he crossed his arms. "Not that you'd know anything about that." 

"Not to burst your bubble, or anything, but he's straight," I sighed. 

"You're a douchebag," Nico angrily grunted through his teeth. But his eyes were on mine.

"Hey, if you truly want to believe in love, go for it," I shrugged and put my hands up in surrender. "but look where it's gotten you."

"Jesus, are you always like this? I don't even know how he could stand to be friends with a person like you," he crossed his arms and looked off.

Oh, shit. Sometimes I go too far.

He turned, his eyes twinkling. "What do you do when you like someone but they don't like you back?"

"I don't have that problem," I say. He narrows his eyes at me. "Joking. Uh, I don't know. Move on?"

He rolled his eyes. "Move on," he buried his face in his palms. "I hate almost everyone, and they hate me. It's not so easy to just...move on in a place like this."

I don't know what came over me, but I could feel myself being pulled towards him. Maybe it was to get him to stop feeling bad. Maybe it was because he looked so fucking hot in this new look. Maybe it was the drinks. Maybe it was all of the above. But I placed my hand under his chin, turning his face towards mine, and leaned over, connecting our lips.

At first, he didn't know what to do.

"I'll help you move on," I slurred against his lips. "If you want."

I pulled away and met his eyes, almost immediately regretting what I just did. He stared at me with a gaping mouth and wide, expectant eyes. He didn't have to look so damn shocked.

Then, the next thing I know, he pounced, straddling my lap.

And well, things progressed.

I don't even know why I'm thinking about this. Oh, shit. Condoms.

I turned and retrieved some from my end table, heading out the door. As I head down the stairs, I turn and yell out, "Going to Piper's!"

And no protest.

—

I pull up my jeans, standing next to the messy bed. The pillows were thrown on the ground and Travis sits with a blanket covering up his lower half. He strokes the empty spot next to him. "I don't care for pillow talk," I grimace. "You called me here for sex."

He crosses his arms. "Is it bad to want to spend time with you?"

Travis rolls his eyes and stands up, pulling on a t-shirt. "I forgot," he presses his lips together. "I'm just a bag of meat to you."

"You invited me over here," I stand. "And no, you're not just a bag of meat. But you know what I want."

"I want you," Travis states with a pout.

"Too bad," I slide on my hoodie.

"So unattainable," he walks over to me and slaps my cheek. "Only makes me want you more, my dear."

I peel his hand away. "You hate relationships too, Travis."

"I do not! I'm just not good at them. But I wish you would get over that stupid belief that love means nothing to you," he walks to his dresser. "Even if it's not me, someone's eventually gonna figure out how to melt that cold heart of yours."

"Doubtful."

Travis picks up a sock. "And to think I douched for you."

I smirk. "See you later, Travis."

"I'm never texting you again!" He yells as he enters his bathroom.

"You said that last time!"

The next day, I check in at the receptionist, and head upstairs to the office. My mind wasn't really thinking much, only that I was slightly drained from the work of yesterday. Then, I walked into the office, to see the team all laughing and talking, coffees in their hands. In the middle of the room stood a skinny boy wearing all black.

He turns around when he hears me walk in. His dark hair is fluffed out and a loose MCR shirt hangs from his shoulders over black skinny-jeans and chains. There's a light layer of eyeliner smudged around his eyes.

"You've got to be kidding me," I sigh.

"Hello, Will," Nico smiles devilishly. "Shall we begin?"

#Summer Nights Solangelo #summer nights fanfiction #summer nights solangelo fanfiction #summer nights last summer #last summer series lulibabee #summer nights lulibabee

[incarnateirony]

[rubs eyes tiredly]

[wanders to pc with messy hair, coffee]

[opens inbox]

Literally woke up to an inbox full of people screencapping someone on some outright delirious rage rant about how racist I was for ignoring them or whatever and literally, it's just some harassing asshole I had put on mute at some point in the past for the same antics. They spammed the thread, they tagged me from their own walls, and seemed to be in an all night state of Losing Their Shit Cuz I Won't Answer Themitis.

This isn't the first time I've noticed boundaries being some alien concept to this fandom. There's one person in particular that sends multiple alts to forage around, and pretends to not be the same person, but starts freaking the fuck out if you stop responding for five minutes. Best test to see if it's one of these person's socks at this point is to get up and make lunch for ten minutes or something and they, too, are coming unglued. I've blocked them on several alts and end up with them in my inbox begging to unblock. 3 times now. I'm not gonna make it four.

I know the internet gives the illusion of 24-7 accessibility but literally nobody owes that to you guys. ESPECIALLY if you've been hostile or just a righteous pain in the ass.

Jesus some parents obviously never taught their kids boundaries.

also looking back at these caps there's. even stranger entitlement. she reached a point of spamming like U WERE JUST ONLINE B4 WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME EVEN THO I KNOW I'M MUTED bruh even if you weren't muted people sleep at 2 AM usually.

the fuck

"YOU CANT SLEEP. FIGHT ME!"

Jesus. she could start a fight with a brick wall. Literally just. Mountains of caps of her building strawmen to fight and lash at while literally nobody is even responding to her because she's muted. lmfao. could get into a fight with a breeze and lose. Nobody gotta humor that.

also funny now that I'm clicking back through the extra comments, apparently even people that don't have her consciously muted can't see her half the time, because her tweets are so innately vile and vitriolic twitter screens most under Other Replies anyway, like a bot.

like half of her replies I have to:

Click to see Extra Reply (eg click surplus tweet count that doesn't track)

Click to see Other Replies

Click to open whatever noxious message is behind the mute

And she's going WHY YOU NOT RESPOND, right UNDER A TWEET ABOUT NOT HAVING SEEN HER CUZ SHE'S MUTED. "WHY YOU ONLY RESPOND WHEN YOUR FRIEND REPLIES" THIS ISNT HARD SWEETHEART

[ssparksflyy]

hello hello! i’m kinda new to requesting so i’m sorry if this bad. but umm thoughts/hcs on hades!reader dating luke?!?!? pretty pls 🥹

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

luke castellan dating hcs ! ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

pairing: luke castellan x child of hades!reader warning(s): swearin, SOFTIE luke a/n: tell me why i had a whole backstory planned out but then was like 'omg wait this aint even hcs fr' + lets pretend hades had a cabin at this time pretty please :)

this aint for the best, my reputation's never been worse so, you must like me for me ♡

you guys are fr so rep coded ugh

everybody thought he was crazy for dating a child of hades

but they dont know you like he does frrrr

they dont even try to get to know u so like stfu

luke however , had no fear when he decided to finally walk up to you and start a conversation one day

he introduced himself, as did you

from that point on you became inseparable

turns out u had a lot in common ( a shit ton of trauma ) and u were not like anything people said u were like at all

he really doesnt care what anybody thinks, if theres one things he knows, is its to not judge someone based off their godly parent

he also wasnt intimidated by the fact you were a child of the big three

he saw you for you, and ignored everything else ♡

but youd better believe he defends you at any chance he gets

he doesnt fight anybody

( physically , at least )

no, no, he finds another way to fuck up their lives and make them pay

send in the stolls!

he lets his gremlin ass little brothers deal with the person while he takes u on a cute lil date away from them😙

alright so i think luke gets pretty insecure about his scar

he gets mad about how he got it, then in the midst of just being pissed off at his dad and how his quest went in general, he just breaks down and wishes it would disappear :(

( SHUT UP YALL IM A SUCKER FOR LUKE LIKE THIS UGHHHH I CANN HELP HIM I SWEARRR )

but he would literally FOLD when you kiss or touch it

he gets all flustered and embarrassed nd shit 😋

it just snaps him back into reality, and allows him to find some joy while thinking about it

he literally could be like

" i hate that dumbass dragon and i hate my dumbass dad for not helping me or giving me attention when i needed it, im so tired of being ignored, but (y/n) likes kissing and tracing my scar so its ok :)"

luke likes kissing your hands as a way to show you he isn't afraid of your powers

yall ever seen that thing where like person a cups person b's cheek nd then person b kisses their palm?? yea. luke would do that.

he's obviously the king of sneaking out

he usually sneaks out of his cabin after curfew and heads to yours

nd sometimes you take the risk and sneak into his, coming in through the window by his bed

but then you gotta get up early and sneak out

( he would walk out of cabin 13 with a SMIRK )

one time you both knocked tf OUT in the hermes cabin and didnt wake up to sneak back out

...u woke up with a disposable camera in ur face

the rest of ur day consisted of giggles when you passed and teasing from the hermes cabin

its ok tho bcs luke was right there with you ♡

eventually, people stopped being assholes to you

they started including you in things and you actually made some genuine friends !

at first, you were a little hesitant because you thought they were all in on some joke you weren't aware of

but you quickly realized they were just trying 2 be better people

soon u and luke became everybody's fav couple ♡♡

annabeth loves u like a sister fr

she was the person who would sit though lukes rambling about you

nd she really likes u, she was one of the first people who saw you not for who your godly parent was, but for you

shes ur #2 supporter ( luke being #1, duhhh )

its literally u and luke vs the world

ur always on each other's side, always there for each other when needed

you guys often have talks about your parents

their both absent, so youve got that in common!

hades really hadnt done anything for you besides claim you

and we all know how hermes ignored luke as if he were a spam call

you knew exactly how to comfort each other because you understood what the other person was going through

luke was forever grateful for you

im seriously torn on whether a child of hades would join luke

we know nico didnt

but nico didnt even really know him, soo

idk ill leave it up 2 u ♡♡

a/n pt.2: heyyy! idk if these were kinda short, but i hope u enjoyed!! im v tired so ill proofread in the morning but have a good day/night!!

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke x reader #luke castellan x you #by bells ♡⋆ ࣪.

[boxwinebaddie]

girl you’re so right with the nsfw headcannons u posted earlier i loved them

plEASE!!! i love you, thank you!!!! i literally thought i was going to have to delete them five minutes after posting them in shame and gaslight all of you into thinking that they were a figment of ur imaginations, but you all seemed to really like them which!!! aaaa!!! i am still writing the more for fun, random nsfw meme w/ way less Lore attached to it

BUT because i am impatient/don't know when i'm gonna finally finish, you guys were all angels and i am allergic to not sharing things: you can have my favorite random little nsfwish hc under the cut which i honestly just thought was cute tbh. :)

live laugh love ravesey world domination...Literally if ur kyle, lmao. <3

-pastes sh*t straight from my post bc i'm lazy lmao-

-so raven is my fruity edgy boy jewelry king and jersey does make fun of him 25/8 for being a walking hot topic accessory display case btw, ( which like, kyles,...baby...please do not pretend like u didn't just spend half the current word count on my fanfiction wanting to hook urself on a certain sexc rockstar boys tacky hot topic display case skeleton hand lip ring like a goddamn fish smh ) esp. The Choker,

which...okay, sidebar, but before they were happily #hating and jersey kyle actively thought he 'hated' ravenstan, one time our punk rock prince was giving poor kyle what i like to call the Risque Raven Runaround, which is super effective, and in fight or flight response to getting flirted with/majorly sexually frustrated by said rockstar boy...

kyle stepped up to him, ran his nail across stans neck with aching slowness and basically threatened to 'replace that tacky too tight velvet vampire dog collar with my hand' if u keep talking shit, which was all bark no bite obviously, an empty threat/a joke, but uhhhh? the Crazy SOUND tht ravenstan made...kyle was like eXCUSE ME??? plZ

my whole fic is jersey insulting raven and him being like damn thats crazy u hate me...i also hate me...do u want to Make Out about it???

anyways! so i really don't think they fight, like, ever, they are so in luv, but very early into them #hating, kyle, who i will say that despite being the hottest most scrumdidilyumpious bad as hell man on planet earth, did display real human emotion ( surprisingly ) and got hella insecure and jealous about stans fans not respecting their relationship and a bunch of dumb tabloids saying theyre prolly Not Really Dating bc why would a celebrity settle for 'some guy'? which...

i want u to know that kyle calling himself Some Guy unlocked something extremely visceral in ravenstan because he showed up to his next show...w/ a tiny silver K charm on the iconic raven choker ;)

wHICH WAS HIS LITTLE EMO GOTH BOY VERSION OF WHEN GIRLS PUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS INITIAL ON A NECKLACE EXCEPT KIND OF HOTTER TBH HE ATE THAT LIKE HELLO?? STAN?? wHEW

kyle...ironically...was Gagged, he was sweatin oh my GOD, he was like Come Home RN sakhdlksahd and i would just like u All to know that

...the sexy velvet eboy k charm choker Does stay on during sex. <3

( which, ok tbh, guilty as sexually charged, ravesey are an i'm yours, you're mine possessive couple, but not in a scary toxic way, just in a mutually obsessed with each other, Everyone Fuck Off kinda way

so...Cute :') sahdlksahdlsad am...i delusional? )

buuuut, okay bonus because i love to laugh [ this is unhinged ]:

- i also want to say that jerseykyle knows not to be intimidated by ravens little dawn spawn minions trying to flame him on social media & shit but that does not stop him from saying out of pocket shit like

yeah!!! well just remember that while you're screaming his name at ur stupid concert, in a couple hours he'll be at home screaming Mine xx

wHIHDSIHDIHDDSLNKD AAAAA KYLEEEE!!!!!! jail jail jail stan was like kYLE!!!! OH MY GOD in the comments and kyle said See ;)

HEEEEELPSHDKLHDL

listen y'all...jersey kyle may be the villian, but he is MY hero, babey. <3

-toxic yaoi ceo uncle nina

#thank u for the love on my usfw hcs u guys were so real that lore was important and meant a lot to me #it also contradicts my normal style hcs so my brain was like shortcircuting when i was figuring their dynamic out #which is iconic i gotta say #nina stop posting weird little #N/S/F/W #headstannons and shit but also I AM LOWKEY OBSESSED W THIS ONE LIKE RAVEN WAS CUTE FOR THAT #my man is loyal with a capital l wearing the k necklace like ravenstanley marsh was a one man man out the gate #everyone and their mom threw themselves at rockstar stan and he was unphased like he was like I Am Spoken For #this nonexistent ass belongs to kyle matthew broflovski #AND MAD RESPECT TO HIM I TOO WOULD BE LIKE IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO THE BADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD BB #ravenstan and jerseykyle are lightly hades persephone coded #but in an also not toxic like flowery writer girl metaphor way #but yeah ravenstan do be walking around in the kyley b k emo boy choker which i think is very sexc of him like go off king #kyle really was like i need u to come home rn so i can do crazy down horrendous things to u in the choker w my initial on it #ravesey world domination everyone...but literally #ALSO I AM OBSESSED W JERSEY KYLE THAT MAN IS RUTHLESS HE DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK #HE IS UNHINGED ON SOCIAL MEDIA #LIKE THAT WAS SO OUT OF POCKET BUT HE WAS RIGHT LIKE WHERE WAS THE LIE STAN COULDNT EVEN ARGUE #I JUST KNOW THAT SCREENSHOT WENT VIRAL #if any1 even breathes near him wrong abt stan hes like #keep talking shit sweetheart bc ur wearing my sbfs teeshirt and hes wearing my initial around his neck <3 cry and cope :) #which is funny bc kyle seems really jealous but if anyone breathes Right near stan about KYLE??? OOOOOOF DUDE!! #he is in kyles lap kissing him all over the place like ooh babe whos ur friend? hi nice to meet u I'm Raven of Crimson Dawn :) #FUCKING BRUTAL LIKE OH MY GOD #STAN rELAAAAAAAAAAAX #-wheezes- i love...my sons...sm

[guillermogoth]

Skip Beat episode 18!

Sho's fucking costume ARE U KIDDING ME!!!

He looks good... it's okay the girls can praise him, I don't want his success but I'd rather Kyoko not give a shit about him more than actively hating him. He takes up so much space in your brain, babe!

NO SHO, BAD BOY, DOWN! Do NOT mess with Kyoko! She's getting you back for using her and she's just trying to protect otber women from you! YOU are just an asshole!

Kyoko is SOOOO adorable omg... twirling around being taken aback by another girl being beautiful xD

Kabedon-ing asshole Sho! Fuck off and leave poor Kyoko alone!

GIRL this is what Sho does! He's not a nice person!!!

Ren and the other guy just going on about the stamp... boy you punished Kyoko just because you wanted her to be in love with you lollll

I like how hurt he is, though, tbh? Because Ren is so different from Sho--his ego is bruised because he cares about her, while Sho is just acting like a bratty pop star who wants EVERYONE to love him. Ren is more down to earth and hardworking... he's way better for Kyoko. Even though he's nice to all the girls who fawn over him (which again makes him better for Kyoko and EVERYONE than Sho ever was), he's specifically interested in her care and affection...

KDFJSKSBDK HE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU REN

Yes it was childish and immature Ren...

Omg... Ren is obviously just lying about his feelings, not oblivious! Or maybe he IS oblivious? I can say with certainty I have accidentally flirted with people before ans not realized, and I'm annoying about how I do it

The saucy music in this scene where it shows a flashback of what Sho said to Kyoko and she's walking onto set in her costume... 👌

Sho is an ass... I hope Kyoko makes it farther than he ever could!

KICK HIM KYOKO!

He hurt her so much...

What the fuck! He said it's like she was possessed by a demln just because she's fighting him and STANDING UP FOR HERSELF?! He acts like a literally devil all the time who doesn't give a shit about nobody! YOU'RE THE DEMON YOU PRICK

Yes, Kyoko is right! Girls hated her because they were jealous of her relationship with Sho! Kyoko is making friends with girls now! Her and Moko are buddies!!!

I'm so into how every decision Kyoko makes is to get revenge on Sho, whether it's one-upping him in some way or just have a good successful career or being better with people than him somehow lol.

Like she could be thinking about ANYTHING at all but she's saying if she doesn't get a chance to act she can't show off to Sho how much better she is than him, instead of how her career could progress for her own reasons... Sho comes back and she's right back at it...

The song is good... I like the instrumentals...

Wow, Sho, you're obsessed with Kyoko now, huh? Kyoko deserves this, deserves to be loved even by you, you stupid jerk.

Mimori it wasn't good. But if you hear Kyoko out maybe you'll stop giving a shit about Sho and move on to better things line you deserve...

Sho is never gonna get real about this, i'm so glad all the women realize Sho is the worst!

Hmmmm Kyoko be careful lol.... can't believe she choked him on set lol

HEY NOW. DON'T call Kyoko insane, sir, I'm so mad at you! You deserve to feel like you're gonna die after all you put her through!!!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!

She pretended Mimori was MOKO?! She LOVES her beautiful, dear friend Moko?! This is TOOOO sweet and cute! KYOKO YOU ARE ULTIMATE PROTAGONIST!!!

Are you going to imagine Ren when you have to look at Sho? :o

SHO you fucking TAUNTING asshole!!!!! fuck off! I can't believe he's still talking to her like this even if he's in love with or likes her?! Disgusting excuse for a man!!!

Get his ass, Kyoko!

AAAHHHH I want to watch the next episode so bad but I need to sleep... maybe just one more...

#db watches skip beat

[goddess-evelle]

Hey bb could u write a sapnap and dream x reader polyamorous smut were they get into a fight and they make y/n cry and they try to make it up to her by doing nice things or sm but she is still hurt about it so ( with CONSENT) they decide to please her until she is sobbing and begging them to stop ( there is n established safe word if she really wanted them to stop she'd say the safe word) but they don't stop and praise and coaxe her through many orgasms and then they take care of her as she's all sensitive and twitchy under there touch

Better without me

A/n: I went off on this, so I will make a second part finishing it.

Warnings: Mention of neglect towards the reader, angst, very much hurtful thoughts. Smut in the next part. SFW. Slightly suggestive or provocative acts, also slight girl on girl action;)

Dream x Sapnap x fem reader

Words: 2,1??- I don't even know why I wrote so much.

As the dumb bitch that I am I forgot I made two different parts of this one of them that I discarded, so yeah that was a mess, but I fixed it.

Part 1 (You are here now)

Part 2

“I understand, but I just want to spend time with my boyfriends” Your voices cracks as you try to make light into the situation.

“No Y/n, you do not fucking understand. You don’t know what is like to spend hours on hours playing. Just to finally finish and have to spend ten more hours editing. You don’t understand how it is! You should be more considerate when you fucking ask us to ‘spend time with you’ ” Dream’s words come flying out as the three of you had been arguing for what felt like hours. Your reply got stuck in your throat as Sapnap started talking.

“Exactly like you are always bitching about wanting to be with us, but you never do shit for us. You know that we are both busy working. You are so fucking annoying.” Sapnap’s words eco through your mind. Were you really that annoying? Maybe you were just being too clingy towards the boys. You just wanted to spend time with them. Sapnap and Dream were in a relationship while the three of you were roommates, and a part of you always felt as if you had missed on a big part of the relationship, so you tried to spend time with them to make up for the lost time. Now, with Sapnap saying that you are annoying you can only feel as if you intrude into their relationship. Your mind flooded with thoughts of them just being in a relationship with you just because you lived with them; maybe they didn’t even love you. Your own mind created scenarios in your head as your insecurities took over you. They obviously didn’t love you or they would spend time with you. If they loved you they would make time for you. If they loved you they would’ve been more attentive of you. If they loved you they would pay attention to you. These thoughts kept your mind busy, and finally everything clicked. You finally understood why you felt so out of place all the time.

“You are not even listening to us!” Dreams shakes a hand in front of you face trying to gain your attention again, and you wonder just for how long had you been thinking.

“Honestly, y/n we can spend time together later . We have to film manhunt. Go do something or I don’t fucking know.” Sapnap says, but you are not listening to what he is saying. They leave and you are left in the bedroom alone. You look around the room for your phone as you look at the hour, and put 10 minutes on the timer. You wait patiently as the 10 minutes pass by as you lay on the bed looking at the ceiling. You close your eyes for what feels like a second before you hear the alarm go off. You grabbed your phone stopping the alarm, and texting your best friend to get ready; you both were going out. You got dressed with a simple dress quickly. You did your hair, and makeup as you made your way towards the front door. You just needed to leave; you had been suffocating the boys with your presence for too long. You swallowed the lump in your throat as you made your way towards the front door only to be stopped by a furry friend. You smiled sadly looking at the cat laying on front of you.

“Oh, sweet thing don’t worry. I will see you in a bit.” You say as you scratch Patches head. The cat looks up at you as if she understands. You give her a little kiss on the nose before grabbing your keys of the house. You make your way outside the door only to see your neighbor right next to where your car is.

“Hi, good afternoon.” You say politely.

“Hi, I didn’t know you guys were going out.” He says looking at you suspiciously.

“Oh, um yeah, just me. The boys are kind of busy.” You try to lie, but you know that by the redness on your face he might catch up to your lie. He looks at you to try and decipher if you think he is stupid or something. Before he could answer you say a quick goodbye as you climb into your car, and start the car getting ready to drive. It takes you 40 minutes to get to your friend’s house to talk to her. After venting to her for an hour; you both went to the club. You just needed to forget about the boys’ words for a bit. You look at your phone before you go inside the club to see the hour 12:59am. Good hour to be on a club you think as you make your way towards the bar with your friend. Time passes by like a blink as you drink, and dance with your friend. Before you know it you are in the middle of the dance floor as you dance with your friend.

You look around the club to see two familiar faces, but you are too drunk to remember their names. You do know that they won’t stop looking at you, so you take advantage that you are with a friend to tease a little. There is no ill will if you tease them. You turn towards your friend pulling her closely to you. She is taller than you which helps the case. You whisper in her ear that there are two hot boys looking at you, and that you wanted to give them a show. She looks to where you tell her; she finds Dream and Sapnap looking at the two of you from a far. She laughs knowing that you love the boys so much that you even find their stare in a crowded club while you are drunk. She sees that the boys look mad, but knowing plenty of your sexual experiences with the boys from what you’ve told her. She knows you’ll just love to tease them, so that they punish you. She agrees to help you, so your wrap your hand around her neck as you make eye contact with the boys. They move slightly closer, so that they can see you under the disco light. Your skin glows under the purple light that reflects off your shoulder and leg. The boys watch as you kiss your friend’s neck while looking at them. You slowly give mouth opened kisses to her skin maintaining eye contact. You glide your tongue on her skin slowly tasting the sweet cookie dough cologne on her skin.

You turn your back on your friend facing towards the boys as you grab your friend’s hands, and glide them down your body taking extra time on your boobs, and your stomach stopping at your pelvic bone. You grind your ass back on your friend’s pelvis looking at the boys seeing as the taller boy tries to make his way towards you, but the smaller boy holds him back mumbling something that you could only decipher as “let’s see what she does”. You smirk as them as you make sexier moves against your friend; your hands grab her neck pulling it towards you, and she understands what you want. She pretends to give you a kiss on your neck as you roll your head back letting out a fake moan that the boys don’t hear, but they can imagine that you are in pleasure. You look over them to see a bulge in both of their pants; you smirk noticing that they are both big as you take swing of your beer finishing it completely. You give big gulps showing that you in fact swallow before turning to be front to front with your friend. You repeat the kisses on her neck while looking at the boys, and you feel your own breath getting heavier. You look over to see the smaller boys rub over the taller boy’s bulge; you feel your panties get wetter at the action. You turn to your friend and move forward to give her a kiss, but before you can make contact with her lips you feel a pair of arms pulling you away. You look up to see the taller boy holding you in his arms looking awfully angry at you. You scurry off his embrace as you tell them that you don’t want anything with them. The guy gets a tighter grip on you, and you try to move away only to be sandwiched into the body of the smaller guy.

“Y/n look at me; you know who I am” You look up at the mention of your name; to find Dream staring down at you.

“Oh h- hey D-dream what are you doing here?” You say mind still too gone to make coherent sentences.

“Um yeah, she got very drunk. Saying something about not being good enough for the two of you” Your friend intervenes. Dream looks at Sapnap behind you to give Sap a worried look.

“So, everything that she was flirting with us; she didn’t do it to be a brat?” Sapnap asks confused.

“Well, she wanted to ‘tease two hot guys’ that’s what she said, so even as she was drunk. She is still attracted to the two of you” Your friend smiles remembering “I remember when you guys became a couple. She felt so out of place because she liked the two of you. She was going to move in with me to not disturb you two. She is really in love with the two of you, so whatever the fuck the two of you did. You better fix it or I will take her to live with me. The poor girl drove all the way to my house to spend an hour crying about how the two of you didn’t love her” Your friend reproaches your boyfriends as you are finding comfort in the tall man’s arms your mind not even paying attention to their conversation as you admire the hot boys.

“She- she really thought we didn’t love her?” Dream’s voice cracks as he looks down at you where you are staring at him lovingly.

“Yes, she always thought that she was ruining your relationship, and with the things you told her she felt like you guys just wanted to break up with her.” Your friend says giving the boys a bad look. “So, you guys take her with you. I’ll drive her car to my place; I didn’t drink, so I will be fine. How did you find her anyways?”

“We have an app to share location at any moment, so we know she is safe” Sapnap said as he led the way towards their car. They bid their goodbyes to your friend. Dream got in the driver’s seat as Sapnap went in the back with you. You sat next to Sapnap looking at the boy as you guys drove home.

“I can’t believe I’m going home with two hot boys. You guys chose me over all the girls in the club” You say your words stinging in the boys’ heart as they took a peek on what you thought of them.

“Well, to be honest. I was surprised; I thought you’d have a boyfriend” Dream says smoothly.

“I mean yeah. I used to have two boyfriends at the same time! Can you believe that? Two people loved me at the same time! Me!” you talked with surprise laced in your voice and the boys swallowed a lump in their throat as they saw how much you worshipped your relationship with them.

“Huh you must love them a lot” Sapnap said voice trembling as he watched your eyes shine.

“Of course, I do! They are the best boys I know. They are literally so perfect, but I don’t think they love me that much”

“Why do you think that?” This time Dream asked as his voice cracked at the change in demeanor you were clearly sad now.

“Well, they are just so perfect that sometimes I think they don’t need me. I think they would be even happier without me. I feel like I’m just ruining their relationship.” Sapnap is crying by the time you finish your statement. The boys can’t believe you would say such a thing. Did they really make you feel that way? They both felt so bad. Sapnap can’t help, but to leap in to hug you. His tears falling on your shoulder as you accept his hug still in your drunken state.

“But it’s okay if they don’t love me. They still have each other, and they are totally soulmates. So, if I leave; they will still be happy with each other.” You finish as Dream pulls into the driveway.

Part 2

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