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teddynotthebear · 1 year

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Do you ever say something to someone that according to your private logic makes perfect 100% sense and then the person you say it to hugs you and says ‘someone hurt you pretty bad, huh?’

#and you’re like shit #this isn’t normal?#this doesn’t make sense?#like this is not based in fact at all?#fucked up if true #anyway shout out to my therapist and Adlerian psychotherapy for making this introspection about my private logic possible #✌🏻#personal #therapy

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ditzybat · 10 days

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bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?

tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice

bernard: ???

#hypothetical because no one addresses the fact that blowing up all those LoA bases meant blowing up all those people inside too #tim: i'm non-lethal by choice don't worry #bernard: i love you but that doesn't sound like non-lethal babe #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #robin #red robin #league of assassins

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currentlyonstandbi · 9 months

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i dont care what kind of lore they're coming up with for that zepotha film or whatever the fuck over on tiktok, nothing will ever come close to the fact goncharov was spawned entirely from a label on a boot

#like its so artificially manufactured its intolerable #you're missing the whole point of the bit #it wasn't just that a movie got made up it was the fact we all spontaneously entered into a collective fever dream #based entirely on the label for a fake film on the tongue of knock off boots !!!!!!!!#goncharov #zepotha

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junemo10 · 10 months

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Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

#I would like to think ARTHUR and all the knights are sitting in swivels chairs waiting to be mentioned as an excuse only to turn around #the fact that Arthur and Gwaine stay up waiting for him too #SORRY IM #so sorry #BASED ON FUNNY POST #BRILLIANT #I got the idea from I post I saw a while back ->#source: incorrect stranger things quotes #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #gwaine #merthur incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes

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amphibianaday · 7 months

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day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

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paxopalotls · 6 days

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Bro does *not* know how to handle being a celebrity

#based on the fact that I was rewatching the amorpho episode the other day #I love the fact that he spends like all of s1 trying to get people to notice him and the second he gets a fanclub he Stops Doing That #incredible #Danny phantom 🤝 Ben Tennyson:#I wanted to be recognized for my efforts and given celebrity but the second that actually happened I realized I hated it #obsessed with that trope actually #danny phantom #danny fenton #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton fanart #pax art #pax doodles

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queenkinqs · 2 months

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people love to talk about invincible for it's over the top gore and violence, but i really do think the show's writing is at it's best when it's just two people have a conversation

#LIKE UGH #this scene + 'you dad. i'd still have you' are probably my two fave scenes in the entire show like WOWW #the casualness...the familiarity.....the intimacy........like wow #you can tell just how much rex and eve care for each other despite the fact that rex has hurt eve so deeply #and you can tell how much rex regrets hurting eve just based on how he talks about all of the stuff that eve went through on her own #and how rex was given the opportunity to grow and change because of her LIKE!!!!!#also all the references to the rex splode prequel comic...rex hiding in her room for a year...eve showing rex her family portrait #(which didnt happen in the comic so i am assuming their gonna add it to their eventual adaptation of the comic plz)#AND EVE my beautiful princess who deserves the world and then some #atom eve #rex splode #invincible #shut up birdy #that one oomf who doesnt play abt rex and eve

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 199

“Where the fuck are my legs?”

Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t!

What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs!

…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby!

Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?!

No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early!

#Why Yes this is based off the fact that I can only draw ghost tails like they’re nagas lol #Danny Phantom #Prompts #Danny Fenton #Clockwork #Space Core Danny #He’s the baby ancient of space #Dad Clockwork #Danny despairs until CW tells him about this LOVELY loophole of him being his new parent #Nothing can stop Clockwork from coming to Amity to protect his lil ghostling after all #The ghost hunters and troublemaking ghosts are Concerned by the MOUNTAIN SIZED ghost #Oh hey it has similar hair and body structure to Phantom-#Oh shit!#Ghosts continue to grow with age and space #Clockwork can Technically be as long as infinity if he wants #Danny complainin to Johnny & Kitty: And then he said I’m baby! I’m not baby! We’re not baby right?#Johnny & Kitty who also count as ghostlings: Of course we’re not babies! The audacity!!#They deserve to be friends

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puppyeared · 10 months

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personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

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journey-to-the-attic · 16 days

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the rest of the cast got their new song covers, so i wanted to try putting the others in a band :>

i did want to make it look a bit like an album cover but i have no idea how those are designed so eh?? i also couldn't think of any band or album/song names so. if anyone has any ideas...

#art #obey me #obey me raphael #jtta ik #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen #from left to right they are: lead singer/rhythm guitar - drummer - lead guitar - bass #tbh any of them could've taken any role but bassist girl thirteen spoke to me and raph canonically sings well so that felt like it fit #i did consider ik as lead but she'd absolutely shred on the drums. she has so much pent-up rage to let out...#in context this is for a music festival diavolo's putting on but it'd be a fun au as well #i like to think thirteen is the overwhelming favourite of all the fangirls #also in terms of band name...#i was thinking something based on the fact that there's one of each species (human/demon/angel/reaper) but what word can i use for that #jo has suggested something involving the numbers 3 and 4 for 3 realms and 4 members #3.4HZ Harmony was the best we could come up but it feels like there should be a sorta other-world element to it #then again if it's an au then i guess they'd all be humans anyway #ah whatever #life and work related obligations have been growing so naturally i've been starting a bunch of creative endeavours to try to get away from #is this a long term good thing for future career prospects? probably not. but i'd rather be happy

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thefairmaidenoffandom · 3 days

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so, for all the firefighter!yuuji aus that i adore, i never see any ems!megumi, which feels like a crime

#itafushi #fushiita #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #i did in fact have positions fleshed out for the entire cast but i'm honestly not into jjk enough to draw it all anymore #so i'll be posting any last wips/unfinished jjk pieces soon #and no this is not based on 9-1-1 im just an emt in training #au #jjk manga #megumi is obviously an aemt here but i feel like he'd go for paramedic in another two to three years #love the idea of him showing yuuji the ropes around the station #they'd ideally be early-twenties at least for all certifications to work with some wiggle room but idk it fits them #i think yuuji would make the ff choice at twenty for the earliest #so by the time the exam rolled around and he finished the academy halfway through twenty-one #megumi would have to pick ems right out of highschool to keep ages in line and give time to move from emt-b to aemt #idk im rambling #fanart #jjk fanart

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soullessjack · 4 months

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silent hill is objectively a very funny franchise because the entire premise is just, oh you have unresolved guilt and grief and trauma that you can’t move on from or process? you can’t come to terms with the truth of what happened or forgive it and it’s caused you to spiral into violence and self destruction? your ass is going to pennsylvania to face the horrors

#one of my favorite facts of all time is that silent hill is based off centralia pa #as a Pennsylvanian it’s like a source of pride for me personally #cal.txt #silent hill #silent hill downpour #murphy pendleton #shitpost I guess #heather mason #james sunderland #I don’t know the other protagonists I’m sorrryyy

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musicalchaos07 · 10 months

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I will give season 3 this. It was camp.

Mike and Will have a melodramatic fight in the rain, there's a mall dress up montage set to Madonna's Material Girl, Nancy and Jonathan almost die in a hospital, they defeat the monster with fireworks and NEVER ENDING STORY, STEVE WEARS A SAILOR SUIT THE ENTIRE TIME

#and the fact that it all takes place during like 4 days in summer???#like based on the levels of camp it's the gayest season #stranger things #Byler #jancy #st 3 #Mike Wheeler #will byers #Nancy Wheeler #Jonathan Byers #Steve Harrington

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idkaguyorsomething · 6 months

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a support group for people with “unconventional” daemons. jeff with his flounder he has to carry everywhere in a huge tank. lois with her poison dart frog everyone is afraid to touch. sam with their elephant that’s the reason they can never go higher than two stories in most buildings.

#and then they all start dating #it’s a metaphor for people with traits society considers undesirable or some shit #his dark materials #daemons #dæmon #me and my bullshit #i think way too much about the societal implications of daemons #dæmon au #look but the servants of oxford all having dog daemons implies that hiring bias does exist based on the form people’s daemons settle into #so naturally i think that different societies would form biases against people with certain kinds of daemons #and we all know how inaccessibility is deeply baked into a lot of government structures #regardless of the fact that lots of people out there need those accommodations to survive #idk it just seemed like a neat idea

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codgod · 6 months

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