can i please say that ellie as spiderman makes me go feral
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listen guys we gotta stop calling tamsand a crackship because we all know their “friendship” wasnt just a friendship. That shit is basically canon cause wdym rhysand gave tamlin illyrian daggers and trained him in illyrian fighting tactics and tamlin still has them?? and rhysand did everything to feyre utm because he wanted to piss tamlin off? Its like the least acotar crackship to crackship 😭
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Someone tagged my art I made about my feelings towards the concept of God and religion (I was raised Russian Orthodox and went to Catholic schools, and I'm trans and bi and disabled so I've had to develop my own alternate spirituality and connection to Christianity) as supernatural 🤢
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To anyone saying that Loki isn’t in Vahalla. Guys. We saw like 5 minutes of Valhalla and it was Heimdall greeting Jane. I’m sorry, but if I was Jane, I don’t think I’d want the asshole who destroyed my hometown and then called oopsie daisies greeting me in heaven. Just saying
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if I have to see another post saying plan b/the morning after pill is abortion i will a) throw myself into traffic and b) upload a pdf of a middle school lesson on contraception aka my sex-ed class from when i was 14
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apparently the GameStop by my brother's work has made it so that people can only buy one PS5 so they actually always have them in stock. which makes me wonder. why haven't other stores done that????
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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