#legolas elladan elrohir and arwen are the chaos quartet and you cannot tell me otherwise

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Idk man, what if Legolas was simply his sindarin name bc the light elves couldn’t pronounce his silvan name and Legolas just did not care enough to get them to pronounce his name correctly bc most light elves don’t even try.

Imagine:

Silvan elf: Lysrilahs!

Elladan: *looks left* *looks right* whomst?

Legolas: *nodding at the silvan* hi, what’s up?

*Legolas & silvan elf have a short discussion*

*elladan, elrohir, and arwen’s brain malfunctioning*

Arwen: what was that?

Legolas: oh, that’s my actual name. Yeah, most of the noldor and sindar i’ve met don’t even try to pronounce it right, so i’ve sindarized it to “legolas”.

Arwen:...

Elladan:...

Elrohir:...

Arwen: do you mean to tell me we’ve been friends for centuries and we didn’t even know your name!?!

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Arwen convinced elladan, elrohir, and legolas to let her dress them up in elleths clothing.

Arwen, to her parents: are you ready?

Celebrian, grinning: this’ll be good.

Arwen, barely containing her cackles: presenting the glorious ladies Elladan and Elrohir, and princess Legolas!

Elladan and elrohir: *reluctantly walking out with fake smiles on their faces*

Elladan: i’ll get you back for this.

Arwen: aww, but you look so good!

Arwen, noticing that a certain silvan isn’t here: Legolas, come out!

Legolas: coming, coming!

Legolas: *struts out* see, i had to let them have their moment before i turned all the attention on me bc i look fabulous.

Arwen: *laughing* legolas, what-

Celebrian: i love it, i love this!

Elrond: *trying his best to hide his snickers*

Elladan: legolas, we look like little elflings trying on our mom’s clothes, we do not have the figure to pull it off!

Legolas, twirling in the dress arwen picked out for him: speak for yourself, bitch, i look hot.

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Legolas: *drinking something from his flask*

Arwen: what’s that?

Legolas: oh, it’s just a drink. It’s an alcohol i created specifically to my taste.

Arwen: that’s so cool! Can i try some?

Legolas: ye- no.....

Arwen: what, why not? You let me try all the other kinds of silvan food and drinks from you, so why not this? Is it because you think i can’t handle it.

Legolas: no, no, and it’s not so much as a silvan thing as it is a family thing, and that “thing” is that my family likes to spice our food and beverages with poison.

Arwen: what

Legolas: yeah, so let’s not accidentally poison you.

Arwen:

Arwen: WTF

——————————-later ————————-

Arwen and family + legolas at the dinning table

Arwen: hey, so did you know that legolas drinks poison?

Elrond: *chokes on drink* wHAT-

Legolas: Arwen, you traitor!

Elladan: bro, what the fuck!?!

Legolas: in my defense, it’s not as if it can do anything to me at this point!

Legolas: let me spice my wine with some belladona in peace!

Elrohir: but why? How did you even get to this point???

Legolas:

Legolas: extenuated circumstances.

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Behold: The Wine Incident.

Basically, the twins wagered that they could outdrink Legolas.

They were wrong.

Arwen and Legolas split the winning.

(Sorry it’s a bit blurry. I lost interest near the end and have no energy to fix it.)

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Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen getting in Trouble

Elrond: don’t be a dick!

Thranduil: be a cunt instead.

Listen, ok, Thranduil’s absolutely chill with being an asshole to people who deserve it. He is the number 1 advocate for “be a bitch to you enemies”.

That being said, he also wants his kid to do so while remaining safe.

And to have some class, thank you.

Look, if you’re going to do something wrong, at least look fabulous AND have plausible deniability.

ELROND HOWEVER-

Is of the same mind, but he’s also looked at as a respectable lord

So he has at least look like he disapproves of his kid’s antics.

(If he later gives them extra desert and a pat on the back, it is completely unrelated, thank you very much)

He wishes he could go feral, but alas-

Someone has to be the responsible and serene leader of elves, and it’s not gonna be Thranduil.

Celebrian is recording this all from behind the two ellons, and is laughing unapologetically.

Perhaps Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen would feel more ashamed if it wasn’t blatantly obvious that the adults thought the situation was hilarious and were only putting up a front for the offended party.

Well, Elrond was putting up a front, his darling wife was still laughing her self silly, and Thranduil has brought out a new bottle of wine to celebrate.

Eru save him, NO ONE HELPS HIM IN THIS HOUSE HOLD!

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