#legal horror

[book0ftheday]

The Trial by Franz Kafka: Definitive edition, translated from the German by Willa and Edwin Muir, revised with additional materials translated by E.M. Butler, published 1956.

#the trial #franz Kafka #legal horror #surrealism #vintage book clubs #kafkaesque

[they-bite]

being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you’re sick in the head, sensible horror fans don’t like them/don’t wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you’re a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there’s 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they’re all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they’re both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok

#saw #saw series #they speak #for legal reasons this is in good fun/hyperbole for its own sake #also for legal reasons i do not actually give a fuck what extreme horror fans think #also YES im bringing up the jigsaw canon bisexual thing again i cannot be alone in this knowledge. do you understand what this means to me

[whydoihavetoart]

girls night

#for legal reasons this is ketchup ok #literally hate painting wings idk why i did this #anyways listen to black rainbow by grim salvo or else #gore #tw gore #blood #tw blood #decapitation #art #my art #digital art #artist #digital painting #digital drawing #drawing #artists on tumblr #painting #raven #raven art #horror #horror art #spooky art #dark art #body horror

[suntails]

⚔️🐉

#19!! masquerade season is UPON US i HAD to draw the best fits ever <3 <3 they look so HANDSOME i love masquerade :D #the little bow. mal serving. i want them all to dance i want a fuckign anime cutscene montage of everyone dancing w each other #mal and sil dancing and seb screaming and wailing and shrieking in the bg only for them to swap out and seb is GLOWING. its FUNNY #i drew a pose somewhat similar to this for the horror zine piece i did hhh i just think a silver bow is fun to draw. i munch and crunch #i was legally forced to try the hardest on this one bc masq is my fav event and its happening rn and these fits r COMPLICATED. gotta SHINE #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #malleus draconia #suntails

[todayisafridaynight]

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#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #ichiban kasuga #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #beat y7 for the first time in Ever last night with kayla so i was legally required to draw something #also i wouldve just rb'd the og post but it had less than 100 notes and i didnt want op seeing me be cringe so early in that posts life #theyre brothers your honor this is simply shit ichi would do every day had it not been for The Horrors #ok bye i should eat #steadily trying to post art again cause my comm list is FINALLY looking vaguely normal so i dont have much left to do #ill probably shotgun a good chunk of them tomorrow even tho tomorrows suppoed to be a rest day but lol #ok bye bye

[toxooz]

🍔 borgir 🍔

#könig #had this on my mind for months so that means im legally required to draw it #and also food is rlly fun to draw #aight im gunna answer them asks Eventually then imma draw one more drawing over in nfsw land long story short i want to get to the #next comic section by the end of next week IM DYINYGGG TO DRAW IT Out #my art #fanart #konig #konig mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #konig cod #food #body horror #body horror tw #teeth

[cressthebest]

✨THEATRE BITCHES LISTEN UP✨

#tumblr polls #polls #theatre #musical theatre #musical theater kid #musical theater fandom #musicals #theatre kid #theater #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #waitress #dear evan hansen #beetlejuice #mean girls #wicked #hadestown #newsies #six the musical #be more chill #hairspray #ride the cyclone #heathers #falsettos #come from away #the prom musical #we are the tigers #godspell #little shop of horrors #legally blonde

[voidedjuice]

Void maiden

#oc #original character #my art #artists on tumblr #my artwork #drawing #traditional drawing #traditional art #her name is lilia and i am legally obligated to draw her at least once for every inktober #my dearest. my scrunkly. my little meow meow who has committed actrocities #Shes in the same story kuha & made are from #inktober #inktober 2022 #forgot to tag these initially :3 its no biggie otherwise but i need to have my things neatly tagged for archival reasons or i die #cw body horror

[thepringlesofblood]

feel free to add more, I just think it's funny that there's at least 3 musicals that have a 'high school is extremely bad' song and in 2 of them multiple teenagers die and in all 3 multiple teenagers get grievously injured. like they weren't kidding that high school really do hell.

#i didn't include any from mean girls bc none of them really have a big 'high school sucks' section #'where do you belong' is close but they mostly just describe things rather than pointing out how bad they are #or ascribing that badness to high school as a concept' #personally i think if you set a musical in high school #you are legally obligated to have a song where you acknowledge that the concept of high school is bonkers #original post #heathers #bmc #be more chill #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #also someone still gets grievously injured in mean girls even though it's not like. horror or dark comedy #like all these other ones are #which i think is hilarious #you can't have high school without serious bodily harm #they're also all opening numbers that are like half dialogue

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

where does the gang get the food they cook from? is it usually thefted or legally purchased (gasp) from another au? laughing picturing them in line at a grocery store

Freezer: i am a freezer Freezer: this is the freezer song Freezer: What's with all these homies, Freezer: dissing my girl? Freezer: why do they ever gotta- Cereal Brand Names: eieio cereal, fresh tastic cereal, brand name cereal, uwu cereal, brand name cereal chocolate, MTT GLITTER CEREAL Foot Cart Text: food or smnth

Karen: -and furthermore, you are scaring my child! Can't you monsters do monster things in your own places?! Horror: i- Karen: You should honestly leave this store and never come back. Karen's Child: clearly enamored with Horror's scar and relating to it

Nightmare: (internally repeating "murder is bad" in his head)

Horror: boss? Nightmare: ah- yeah? (moves shopping cart)

Horror: (tearing up/on the verge of tears) i'm sorry, i don't like this shopping trip anymore. can we please go home? Horror: <- sensitive about his physical appearance

Nightmare: of course! let's call Killer.

#nightmare sans #horror sans #karen #past events #this was shortly after Horror joined the gang (short lmao) #also Nightmare was PISSED #Horror (probably) talked him out of having Killer enact his namesake #they never tried the legal route of shopping after that #all of it is thievery and robbing now #queue

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Feferi: i have witnessed unspeakable horrors.

Feferi: the horrors weren't undescribubble or anyfin, i just had to sign an NDA

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #mod terezi #oh no the horrors have a legal department

[aaaaaa-musical-trash]

christian borle eras

#a new brain #catcf musical #legally blonde #falsettos #peter and the starcatcher #little shop of horrors #some like it hot broadway #smash nbc #something rotten! #christian borle #aaaaaart

[littlemissbiatch]

Tell me your favorite musical and I’ll try to rate it and tell you what it says about you.

#theatre #theatre kid #music #musical theatre #musicals #hamilton #six #hadestown #little shop of horrors #Anastasia #heathers #mean girls #legally blonde #phantom of the opera #les miz #les miserables #james and the giant peach #addams family #25th annual putnam county spelling bee #into the woods #urine town

[waffle-bubbles]

The hardest part about being autistic with a special interest on musical theater is the fact that I pour all my energy into focusing on the words, and I still can’t hear them.

I’ll finish listening to a soundtrack and be like: “That was amazing! Have no idea what it was about!”

#musicals #theater #musical theatre #broadway #falsettos #something rotten #heathers #book of mormon #into the woods #little shop of horrors #the phantom of the opera #avenue q #newsies #legally blonde #hadestown #rocky horror picture show #dear evan hansen

[tobbogan-13]

#legally blonde #monsters inc #monsters university #the princess bride #coraline #beetlejuice #hairspray #hairspray musical #men in black #will smith #Independence day movie #Independence day #but im a cheerleader #little shop of horrors #little shop of horrors musical #the blair witch project #blair witch #movies #films #tumblr polls #polls

[they-call-me-haiku]

listening to tmagp while painting is such an experience i almost started reshaping my own face with a palette knife.

#for legal reasons this is a joke #tw body horror #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #tmagp ep 2 #ink5oul #tmagp shitpost