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i love how most fanart depictions of gwen is just “that one rich snobby middle school mean girl all grown up”

#the short blonde hair with middle parting especially #i’ve seen that in so many fanart now #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp gwen #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard

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on my first ever listen i had the WORST time trying to tell daisy and melanie’s voices apart, to the point that in season 4 i was constantly picturing the wrong person in the coffin or getting the bullet cut out of their leg

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#i have that problem rn with gwen lena and celia #mostly gwen and celia #thank god alice has a very recognisable voice #tmagp

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something about the word choice of "unfolding the groom's head" instead of something like "ripping" "tearing" or "rending" is so unsettling

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The way I need Gwen to have a Jonathan Sims arc, I need her to grow her hair out and wear a ratty t shirt and fall in love with her annoying coworker who gave her coffee once

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Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-

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i was trying to think about how to explain why lena is my favourite character and how it's related to her being one of the less popular ones right now but instead my brain came up with the sentence "i love lena kelley because someone has to." and now im clutching my chest and falling to my knees etc etc

#youre so real for that op #exact reason why lena is my favorite too #lena kelley #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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reblog this w the entity/entities you most align yourself with & why

#the lonely #self explanatory #or the desolation #i like fire and cults :D #(i don't actually LIKE like cults they're just interesting) #or maybe the dark as well?

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Love wins

#oh my god #i never knew i needed this #otgw

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oop just wanted to doodle lena and gwen (alice and colin there, as a treat)

#LENA?? WITH A BINDI??? #I LOVE THIS #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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wait oh my god the case is from march 2024, that's what gwen sent bonzo to

#FUCK. #i didn't even realize #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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#them!!!! #so cute #the magnus archives #jonmartin

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trauma induced flirting (?)

#OH WOW #i just zoomed in and the attention to detail!! #tmagp #dyhard

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ah fuck, the way alice drops the act and asks gwen if she's actually okay when it's clear that gwen is shaken... *clenches teeth so hard bones crack*

#“oh shit my unofficial work gf isn't calling me annoying something's wrong” #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 12 #tmagp spoilers

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Me? Doodling awkward Sam and Celia on the back of my English assignment? More likely than you think

#how are people's doodles better than stuff that i spend HOURS on #leave some talent for the rest of us #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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This is the second episode with a character being excited and happy for something that’s going to bring them immense pain and personally I can’t stand that

#original tags: #Like no he was just excited to see mister bonzo:( #And the guy that was just excited to watch a horror movie #Like those things get me #It almost feels like the monsters are bullying them? #Like asking someone out to make fun of them y’know #And I hate that #EXACTLY #they just wanted to have some fun #though the movie guy kinda had it coming he was so dumb #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers

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Okay but can we all agree that Alice has a tooth gap? Please

#she absolutely does #she uses it to do a weird whistle and piss gwen off #alice dyer #tmagp

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tbh i was fully expecting lena to start playing horror olympics with gwen. like i was expecting her to go "lol you think that's bad? wait until you hear about the" and then just trauma-dumping to her for an hour. i mean it would fit in with her overall "do not work here it will suck" attitude

#elias unearthing other people's trauma while lena unearths her own #nice #tmagp #the magnus protocol