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lckoda · 11 months

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Unprompted things my friends and I have said. Pt. 1

A/N: None of these have context and to be honest bout half of these are from one person alone. Feel free to use any of these for dialogue or just random starters.

Most of these are 18+ so minors go away.

1. “Brian get your ass in the car, we’re horny”

2. “We are not starting a fucking cult”

3. “I’m not explaining to you parents why you passed away from beans”

4. “Did you just ask her if she wanted Asperger’s?”

“Fucking aspirin you whore.”

5. Walking back from the kitchen. “Who’s throwing bread?”

6. “I don’t have time to be drowned in cream.”

“I do.”

7. “I can’t hear you beyond ass clown.”

8. “I’m gonna hit you if you call cantaloupe outside it’s name again”

9. “You think monsters only come out at night? Wrong”

10. “So back on the topic of werewolves”

11. “He has free will but he will be punished for the choices he makes”

12. “I listen to 80’s rap but I know who SZA is”

13. “I hope you see Chewbacca. He’s furry”

14. -try’s to open a jar of mayo. can’t open jar goes to S/O

“Hey can you open the jar please”

-tries to open jar but are not successful

“Do I need to bang it”

-S/O proceeds to bang the jar’s lid on the corner of a cabinet breaking the lid in the process

“Jesus Christ” is now holding a broken jar lid and a full jar of mayo.

“I got it. I- I opened it” awkward proudness

“Babe….I love you but no.”

15. Turning up radio volume “Aw come on I wanted to hear about the manslaughter”

16. “Does your shirt say fuck daddy?”

17. “Open thine gate like you open thine’s legs”

18. “Give me your ass (give me thine ass)”

19. “Yeah you wanted to die last year”

“I did”

20. “Fuck Richard, your soda’s in the bathtub”

21. “I can’t cry myself so I sit in the shower and imagine they’re tears.” -finger guns-

22. “My ass isn’t that big”

23. “I was gonna go pee then I saw my face”

24. “How much furry porn have your watched Richard”

24. “You gotta come out sometime”

Pterodactyl screech

25. “Yeah you look like a senior. a senior citizen.”

26. Gremlin voice “give me your money”

27. “Why is it tingling?”

28. “I believe in you”

“I don’t”

29. “Oh my Christ on a stick you stupid bitch”

30. “I guess I could’ve gotten closer.”

31. “Ahhhh drive you whore”

32. “If you call me in the morning I will rip out your throat.”

33. -holds out hand for hand holding-

-gives a high five-

“Crisp”

34. Talking about a star wars gun keychain. “It goes pew pew not bang bang”

35. “Do we want to get fancy drunk or regular drunk”

36. “Jesus”

“You okay over there?”

“Yeah just felt the power of god come through my ass”

37. “I thought it was a furry turns out it was fanart about Markiplier.”

38. “Slap my ass and call me daddy…. Wait that’s not it” (love a brain merging sayings)

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lckoda · 2 years

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Prompt

TW: injury (not in detail), self sacrificing, mentions of weapon.

Twin/ sibling prompt (2/?)

Twins talking with in their last few minutes during an zombie apocalypse. And they’re in a group of maybe 5-6

One twin is injured or bitten and refuses to be turned and tells the group to leave them. After a couple minutes of discussion the group decides to leave the twin with a weapon for one last fight. The other twin walks with the group to the door and let’s everyone else leave before shutting the door, turning away from yelling just to walk back to their sibling.

Injured/bitten sibling rolls their eyes and shakes their head.

“Thought I told you to leave and don’t turn back?”

The other let’s out an exhausted sigh wincing while taking a seat next to their injured sibling and nudges them with their shoulder.

“We came into this world together crying. We’re going out together fighting.”

#lckoda #lckoda writes #tw: injury #tw: weapons #writing prompts #sibling prompts #siblings #zombie au #whump prompt #whump scenario

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lckoda · 2 years

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#lckoda #LCKoda writes #text prompts #fluff #I’m the Aries friend #imagine your otp #imagine your brotp #superhero au #high school au

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lckoda · 2 years

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Dialogue prompt

Been watching a lot of horror and paranormal movies and I love the idea of not knowing if the person is possessed unless they say something abnormal and so one character asks the other a question that they know the other should know.

Especially if they’re a sibling duo who’s family knows something in a small town. So when they’re younger their family always tells them the same story.

Sibling/ twin prompt (1/?)

TW: possession?

“Hey (B)”

“Yeah?”

“You remember that story mom used to tell us when we were younger about her older sister?”

“Mom told us several stories about her.”

“Yeah- but the one that she always told to stop us from playing with fire.”

“Yeah the one where aunt (name) accidentally set the barn on fire and got stuck- couldn’t escape. I remember that as clear as day, but why is that important? Why are you looking at me like that? What’s wrong?.”

“(B)”

“Yeah?”

“Mom didn’t have an older sister who died in a barn fire. She had older brother who drowned in the lake near the camp because he couldn’t swim.”

“Oh? That’s unfortunate”

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#writing prompts #diologue #horror prompt #oc tag #lckoda #LCKoda writes #paranormal #TW:possession #whump prompts #angst prompt #angst

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lckoda · 2 years

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prompt

TW: forced choices, talk of death and dying, mentions of mental issues,

Had the idea off of one of @whumpster-dumpster asks about forced choices.

A/N Twin/ sibling prompts (3/?)

Twins who have lost touch with one another and one becomes a vampire being forced to fake their own death (A whole funeral and everything)

But every few years the vampire twin shows up at night almost like a “ghost” and they have conversations about childhood and learns about their siblings life that way as if they haven’t been watching them longer than that.

Everyone believes the other twin is going insane with the grief and is even put into a psych ward, given therapy, medication. With this knowledge the vampire twin stops coming around for the sake of the others safety and sanity.

At the end of the other’s life vampire twin shows up one last time and tells them everything. Human twin smiles and told them they knew. Have a conversation before other passes and vamp twin now has to go on with life.

Additional idea: the twin can find out they have a grand niece/nephew and shows up from time to time risking everything and tells the child stories at night. When the child tells the family, they chuck it up as just they child being only that.

#lckoda #lckoda writes #vampire au #twins #sibling prompts #twin prompts #TW: forced choices #TW: death #tw: psychosis #whump prompt

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lckoda · 2 years

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