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astro-inthestars · 2 years
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!
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For this Pride Month I focused on the Trans-ness of it <33 And of me! Along with a bunch of characters I headcanoned as trans!
Remember that whoever you are whoever you love, or the lack of romance/sexual attraction or gender, you're still so valid! If you haven't come out yet, that's also valid! Just know this month is for you too! Happy Pride Month everyone!
Variations and characters under the cut!
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Left to right, top to bottom:
Claus (Mother 3) - Trans, Queer
Ninten (Mother 1) - Trans boy, Gay
Kris Dreemurr (Deltarune) - Trans, Nonbinary, Aroace
Noelle Holiday (Deltarune) - Trans girl, Sapphic, Aceflux
Natsuki (DDLC) - Trans girl, Pansexual
Hunter/Caleb Jasper Bloodwilliams (The Owl House) - Trans boy
Aubrey (Omori) - Trans girl, Aromantic
Kel (Omori) - Trans (that's it <3)
Marcy Wu (Amphibia) - Trans, Nonbinary
Luz (The Owl House) - Trans, Genderfluid, Bisexual
Anne Plantar Boonchuy (Amphibia) - Trans girl, Pansexual
Sasha Waybright (Amphibia) - Trans, Bisexual
Sprig Plantar (Amphibia) - Trans boy
And then there's lil ol me!! Panromantic/Pansexual trans boy!
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chicken-fifi · 3 years
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Kris Wu Masterlist
All Kris Wu Requests Will be Put on Hold Until Further Notice
Reactions:
Tall Boyfriend with Large Hands
Imagines:
Risque - Smut
Headcanons:
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taexual · 6 years
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Dating Wu Yifan
REQUEST: What would dating .... be like. But will you do it for Kris Wu and Suho. Pleeaasse!
DATING EXO: Xiumin | Suho | Baekhyun | D.O | Kris
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he messed up majorly when he tried to ask you out for the first time
he asked everyone for some advice, trying to find the perfect way to ask you on a date
and most people told him to start off by saying something nice about you
“y/n, you have skin,” ended up being his version of a compliment
needless to say, you were one rewatch of Silence of the Lambs away from calling the police after he said this
but his shy laugh and the dorky attempt to change the topic right after warmed your heart
of course, the fact that he couldn’t stop smiling all while he talked, helped, too
and you ended up agreeing to go on a date with him, not that you were planning to say no to him anyway
this lead to yifan screaming on the phone with his friends, because he felt like he had to let everyone know that their pieces of advice worked
“SHE SAID YES! WE’RE GOING ON A DATE!”
“yifan, i know, you’ve told me five times alrea—”
“A DATE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!”
when it came to the first date – and all the other dates after that – you and yifan had competitions who would take less time to get ready
unsurprisingly, you always won and ended up having to barge into the bathroom to help him get his hair right
even though, really, he just wanted to spend more time with you in private before you had to go out
and he also secretly loved it when you played with his hair
“you could be a hair stylist, y/n, i swear”
“i didn’t even do anything, i just brushed my hand through it”
“fantastic”
he was somewhat reserved when it came to PDA
but he was also pretty forgetful about the other people when you were with him
so, lots of times, he’d just hold your hand, lifting it up to his lips every now and then placing a kiss on your knuckles
or he’d turn around and kiss your cheek out of the blue
and only when he’d hear the shocked gasps of the few people who have gathered outside the restaurant to see him, did he realize that the two of you weren’t the only people in the world
but that’s what it felt like to him
and hearing murmurs of disapproval from the crowd that claimed he only kissed you for show, upset him more than anything
yifan had a flair for the dramatic, sure
but nothing he did with you was ever for show
it was all genuine and, more often than not, it all happened because he couldn’t stay away from you for too long
and that also meant that you two were texting 24/7
you’d get “love you x” messages, at least, five times a day
he never said those words out loud that often, mostly because he still got really flustered if he had to admit his feelings face-to-face
but he always expressed them with his actions
you were sick one time and he was away
not wanting to bother him, you only told him that you had a headache, but chose not to mention the fever or the constant coughing fits
and three hours later, yifan was at your door with four different kinds of medicine, because something didn’t sound right to him
no, really, he had a sixth sense kind of thing when it came to you
he knew what it meant when you replied with “k.” and he called you immediately, understanding what you were upset about before you did
and he could also always tell when you were down
“your laugh doesn’t sound the same. what’s wrong?”
even if it wasn’t anything serious that made you feel sad or upset, yifan always acted as if whatever happened to you – even if it was nothing – was the most important thing in the world
he stayed by your side all through it, and, truth be told, ended up missing a few meetings – not that he told you about that, he knew you would have forced him to leave if he had – but none of that mattered
he would have much rather stayed at home with you anyway, attempting to cook you food, making you laugh, or just cuddling with you
the latter was his favorite
he couldn’t imagine a better way to spend the day than by laying in bed, his arms around you, while the two of you talked about anything and everything
yifan was always very in touch with his priorities
work mattered, obviously
but he’s already started over once before, he knew he could do it again if he had to
meanwhile, he couldn’t bear the thought of having to lose you and find someone else
in fact, “someone else” wasn’t even a part of his vocabulary anymore
he didn’t find it embarrassing to tell his friends, “sorry, i want to spend the night with my girl,” when they invited him to go clubbing
even his mother got used to the way yifan kept bringing you up no matter what they were talking about
everyone understood
he still made time for them because he valued and loved his friends and family very much
but being away from you was a new form of torture
yifan didn’t believe in that kind of unconditional love until it happened to him
you were his girlfriend, his best friend, and his soulmate
you were his whole life
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y2fans · 6 years
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~ Yifan as a father
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= the softest dad in the world
= probably cried the first time your child called him dada/baba
= loves letting his baby fall asleep on his chest
= loves holding his child’s hand
= especially when they’re really small and can only fit their hand around one of his fingers
= spoils his children like crazy
= he’s the parent that pretends to be strict but fails three seconds later
= “no baby, no ice cream before bed”
= “ok maybe just a little”
= loves dressing his children up
= buys them a million outfits
= takes pictures of them in his snapbacks
= lowkey brags about his children a lot
= very protective
= always asks how their day was
= encourages them all the time to follow their dreams
= if they show interest in even one little thing
= Yifan is there cheering them on
= they start to like sports?
= he’s their new coach
= they want to learn how to play an instrument?
= he’s there ready to teach them
= reads them bedtime stories
= sometimes he makes them up off the top of his head
= and makes himself the main character
= because he loves hearing his child laugh when they realize who he’s talking about
= likes holding his child tight in his arms and rubbing his cheek against theirs
= paints with them
= which ends up in paint fights
= he spends ages washing the color from his clothing, but he never regrets it
= because he loves his children more than anything
= and seeing them smile is more important to him than anything in the world
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allyreactions · 4 years
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EXO Headcanon : Kris Wu x Shy!Reader
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~ A/N : This one didn’t take too long to write, and it’s definitely not my best work, but I really hope you guys like it! 
                 ~ Admin Ally 
ps. : hey anon! I responded to an nsfw ask a while ago that has a Kris Wu x Shy!Reader pairing. here’s the link if you wanna read it! and here’s the link to the regular idol kink post with Kris! 
- masterlist (updated) - idol kink masterlist (updated) requests CLOSED idol kink requests : OPEN
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→ kris is pretty quiet himself 
→ loves that the two of you are so similar 
→ but loves you no matter what 
→ thinks your shyness is cute 
→ loves when you blush
→ would sometimes tease you about it 
→ but he doesn’t mean any harm by it
→ understanding if you don’t want to attend a party 
→ understanding if you want to leave a party early 
→ always pays attention to you 
→ makes sure that you’re comfortable 
→ knows your limits 
→ no matter the situation 
→ is super soft with you 
→ treats you like an angel 
→ you have him wrapped around your finger 
→ loves spending quiet nights with you 
→ but would encourage you to go out on date night 
→ basically just a soft baby around you 
→ you bring out the sweetest side in him
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sscarletvenus · 4 years
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But like can ya'll all imagine exo with jongdae's baby, like bro these grown ass men struggling with a lil kid like
Who's the mommy daddy approved babysitter???
Everyone thinks its minseok or kyungsoo ( its actually Yixing but shhh... nobody needs to know)
'Alright who gonna change the diaper?' 'Sehun.' 'I CHANGED IT YESTERDAY WHATCHU MEAN MIDGET!? Smh can't believe you hoes.'
Someone stubbing their toe in the dorm and softly mumbling 'fuck'. Cut to Junmyeon's screaming 'WATCH YOUR PROFAINITY'
The squad recording a terribly off key version of Baby Shark as a gift to the baby
Baekhyun being that one gay ass aunt we all know and love
Sehun being salty cuz he no longer the family baby
Baby - *cries* ,,,Jongin - *awkwardly starts break dancing to pacify it* ,,, Baby - *cries harder*
'NO CHANYEOL YOU CAN'T GIVE ROLEX TO THE BABY.' 'I DO WHAT I WANT!!!'
Jongdae and Jr. having screaming competitions
SWEAR JARS
'And this is Junmyeon, your grandpa.' 'Screw you Jongdae.'
Kris, Tao and Luhan dropping by to see the baby and bawling their eyes out.
*sobbing* 'BEAUTIFUL, MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY GALAXY.' 'Weird flex, but okay.'
Tao, Kai and Jr. making Gucci their bitch.
'Lu ge, i think this baby is leaking...' 'SEHUN THE BABY PEED ON YOU, DUMBASS.'
All of them getting matching 'WORLD'S #1 UNCLE' tshirts.
'Fuck.'
'THE BABY'S HERE.'
'fucc..'
'NOOOO!!!!'
The squad having to scald their tongues tasting cerelac and milk
Competition for who gives the most dope gifts ( its minseok )
Yixing getting the baby a dinosaur onesie 'Rawr' 'rAwR'
DOING THE BABY SIMBA POSE WITH JR.
Jr. laughing at kyungsoo without glasses instead of getting scared.
'KYUNGSOO IS THAT YOUR ASS CRYING IN THE CORNER??!!' 'STFU BAEKHYUN I JUST GOT TOUCHED BY THE PUREST FORM OF PURITY DON'T TOUCH ME.'
Maknae line welcoming their new member
'Appa, does uncle sehun really have a big nose ?' *nervous laughter* 'I'll murder Baekhyun in his sleep.'
Kris teaching the baby random english words
Jongdae being hella annoyed because of his kid going 'sauce', 'homie', 'yo' at unholy hours.
Jr. being the most precious baby in the entire ugly world.
Junmyeon being the adorably confused grandpa at all school events
Tao and Minseok being wine and vodka aunts
'Uncle Kai, can you help me with me with this homework?' 'Sure lil bro i'd love to but i left school young...' 'And you're not very smart.' 'Well thanks, chanyeol hyung.'
LITERALLY JUST EVERYTING THEY DO IS GONNA BE ICONIC, Y'ALL.
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exhoe-imagines · 4 years
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Since I am in the midst of wedding planning, would love to hear what you guys think each of the EXO boys' wedding would turn out like (assuming their partners give them total control 😂)! But also an important lesson I learned: social distancing doesn't stop people from reaching out virtually to you so me time became so much more essential these days!!
teehee we’re still so excited for your wedding 🥺🥺🥺 and we had a lot of fun discussing this crackhead shit LOL – also you’re SO right. texting is suddenly blowing up and i’m like “time to check out” JKDSJFAKWE
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minseok ✧ i feel like he’s a great middle ground. he’ll keep you sane and handle the stuff that you don’t have time for, he’ll give valid and real comments, but won’t be controlling. it’s very much a team effort. unless you want like a candy bar or something bc “darling, that’s a little out there.” and you’re like minseok, have some FUN. live your best LIFE. but it’s ok bc he’ll get you everything you want as a surprise and you’ll cry like “omg” and he’ll just PREEN bc YES he IS the greatest husband 😌
luhan ✧ im sorry you’re giving HIM control? u want him to go into CARDIAC ARREST??? if you want your wedding to take place in a shack with 6 people attending, then sure, by all means, give lu control. but if not, please for the love of GOD do not ask him. he’ll put in comments every now and then (for cake flavors definitely or like. his tie color or some shit like that) but if you ask him to pick between maroon and rhubarb he’ll ERROR 404: LUHAN IS NOT RESPONDING. and just stand there like a mannuquein 😳😳😳
yifan ✧ oh christ don’t do that to him, he can only handle so much LOL. he’ll defintiely tag along for everything bc he’s clingy and he wants to see the dress/tux/whatever you pick and you’re like “it’s a surprISE YIFAN” but he does Not Care. but he doesn’t know the difference between silk or satin so he’s basically no help KAMFKSFJKE. he does pull up with the hella gaudy shit tho and you’re like “yifan you cannot have GOLD CHAINS as part of your outfit” and he’s like “but babe,, the swag” 😎
junmyeon ✧ ok myeon is the MVP. he’s like Peak Husband Material. he’s picky but sweet – makes sure you get what you want but isn’t a groomzilla u feel? like he’ll send that sickly sweet smile to the dress/tux assistant and be like “my love asked for the WHITE piece, not the IVORY, thank you :)” and they’re like “o-of course mr. kim!!” and you’re like “omg junmymeoN PLS.” but everyone loves him bc he tips well and is geniunely kind when he isn’t standing up for you LMAO 😂 
yixing ✧ ok definitely another good balance one. he’ll let you know who he wants invited, what kinda traditional things are a Must Have, etc. but he’s SO SUPPORTIVE of what you want. like you can geniunely pick ANYTHING as long as he gets his like,, two small requirements. you could walk out in a trash bag and be like “i want this” and he’d tear up like “anything you want, baobei” and drop $4k to get a gucci plastic bag. deadass. and god he CRIES at the wedding bc you do SO well and keep his wishes in mind and WOW he loves u 😭
baekhyun ✧ ok he wouldn’t do a HORRIBLE job if you gave him all the control -- who am i kidding. your wedding would end up looking like a frat party. however, he do got POPPIN ideas. he will be zero help for the vital shit, but if you want some crazy shit, he’s the man. he’ll be like “ok babe don’t be mad -- i forgot to book the venue BUT i found a tiny dog tux for Mongryong so he can be our ring bearer what do you think!!” and for a moment you consider what it would be like to live in widowhood ☠️
jongdae ✧ the PICKIEST motherfucker. ik i mentioned that in the drabble i wrote you, but like i am SERIOUS. you will go to like twelve bakeries before he finally settles on some BASIC ASS FLAVOR like vanilla and you’re like “i might murder you.” but he makes sure you’re picky too so you get EXACTLY what you want and the day of, when everything is set you’re like Hol Up. this do be poppin. it’s everything you dreamed of and you DO be having to thank jongdae for his brattiness after all 😪
chanyeol ✧ honestly bold of us to assume he’d have any role in the planning bc he’s too busy teasing you over how seriously you take it all. to keep you from going crazy tho, he pulls a few pranks and you’re 🤏🏼 this close to calling off the wedding when he makes you think the decorations came in the wrong color or some shit. but on the acutal wedding day, he surprises you with a new song/dance and you realize he’s actually been taking care of something very important this whole time too ❤️
kyungsoo ✧ god you have chosen the BEST man to plan with. he’s so patient and attends EVERY appointment with you. he takes SUCH good care of you and makes sure you’re never stressed or piling too much on your plate. just a total gentleman. he’d book you a huge bridal/groom suite for the night before the wedding with white roses and all this cheesy shit and he would NEVER LIVE IT DOWN. and then when you think he can’t get any better he surpries you with a secret honeymoon trip and you’re like “god is real huh” 🙏🏼
zitao ✧ hahaha you think you GIVE him permission and he doesn’t just TAKE it? hahaha. that’s a GOOD one. prepare for the most extra reception and ceremony you have EVER seen. but don’t worry, you and tao will be the only ones who have any opinion on the planning. your friend will be like “what if you guys-” and tao’s like “did someone say something.” so by all means, tell him everything you want, bc he WILL get it for you. and on the special day he cries like a baby and you’re like AW bc u think he’s being all lovey-dovey but he’s just like “wow i did SO good” 😢
jongin ✧ wedding? did you mean an excuse for a huge party? do not, and i can not stress this enough, do NOT give him all the control. the second you do, he’s inviting every friend and family member to come help him bc he has NO CLUE what he’s doing. but it’s ok you keep them all in check and you’ll get what you want bc your manz is whipped. and when you and your wedding party get stressed, he just hands you $15k and is like “go on a shopping trip babey ily” and you’re like “maybe you’re not THAT bad, kim” 🤑🤑🤑
sehun ✧ he INSISTS on being included in every MINISCULE step. i mean EVERYTHING. and so you’re like “fine baby, what do you want?” and his mind goes blank. he truly has no opinion. no help whatsoever. you’re like “cream or ivory?” and he’s like “what’s that.” so he ends up flaking and you plan most of it – thankfully !! but when you walk down the aisle he SOBS and you’re like “ok fine you’re redeemed” 🥰
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🌙 SLEEPOVER SATURDAY 🌙
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kpoppwriter · 5 years
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EXO Dom Line Headcanon: S/O Has A Sassy Attitude
@amelia-the-professional-smartass​ asked: Can I get some headcanons with the EXO dom line with an s/o who has straight attitude. Like,will talk back,sassy and basically like you can't tame this beast.
Oof I love EXO’s dom line with my whole being. I’ve stated before who I think the dom line is so I’m gonna write for who I think are the doms. (Also this is ot12 cuz I love Kris fite me)
Xiumin
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☆ He’s a soft dom in public but hard behind closed doors
☆ he’ll be sweet and play along but the minute you get home
☆ he’s gonna put you in your place
☆ ;)
☆ you know ;))
Kris
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☆ o O F
☆ you gotta admit he’s the same way, personality-wise
☆ there’s a lot of back and forth 
☆ but if he knows you’re being bratty
☆ watch your ass
Junmyeon
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☆ he’s a soft dom
☆ fight me
☆ he’s just gonna be sweet and tell you to behave 
☆ but he can switch in an instant 
☆ if you really push his buttons
Yixing
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☆ another soft dom
☆ but unlike Myeon
☆ he’s the type to stay soft with you
☆ he isn’t the most bothered with your personality tho
Kyungsoo
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☆ aaaaAAAHHHHH
☆ HARDEST DOM
☆ he will stop you with a look
☆ and if you’re smart you’ll stop
☆ if not, get the ointment ;))))
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wglim · 5 years
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JEALOUS SEX WITH EXO (2/2)
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X I U M I N
though minseok knows it’s silly to get worked up over something so petty, he can’t help the feeling of jealousy that washes over him when he sees you clinging to someone else
so, so silly... and yet he wouldn’t be able to help the anger bubbling within his chest
you both know he needs some sort of release...
he’ll have one large hand wrapped around your neck as he thrusts into you, allowing you just enough air to keep you conscious
his teeth nipping at the delicate skin on your neck, leaving a seemingly endless trail of little marks
his lips will find your ear, positioned just close enough to whisper naughty, degrading things
“tell me they can’t fuck you like i can, whore. i want to hear you say it.”
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L U H A N
luhan would never admit to being jealous, but you’d be able to tell based on his demeanor
he isn’t going to make any advances of his own, so it’d be on you to decide if sex is the way you want to make him feel better
his tongue will run along his bottom lip as you suddenly straddle his hips
with a raised brow, he’ll simply sit back and let you do as you like
even as you’re taking his cock into your mouth, you can tell whether or not he still feels some type of way
his fingers will find the top of your head, but he’ll remain uncharacteristically silent as you suck him off
“princess,” he’ll begin to mutter as he unwinds, breaking up the long bursts of silence
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K R I S
not only does yifan tend to get jealous easier than most, he can be a bit of a hothead when he’s upset
he’s already such a strict dom, so imagine him when he’s angry...
you’ll be pushed up against the wall as soon as you step foot inside your home
he’ll fuck you until you can’t take it anymore, until you have tears streaming down your face
so focused on his own pleasure, he wouldn’t care how many times you’ve cum
even as your legs give out, he’ll simply grab hold of your thighs and keep you upright, still pounding into you
he’ll make sure you learn your lesson
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L A Y
in all honesty, yixing isn’t really one to get jealous. he knows he can trust you and doesn’t see the need to get worked up over the little things
if anything, jealous sex would be about apologizing to you for losing his cool
he’ll be extra careful with you. his touch will be so gentle, as though you’re made of glass
he’ll pepper gentle kisses atop your chest and tummy until you’re begging him to fuck you
it’d be the longest foreplay you’ve had to endure... so long, you’ll be squirming and begging beneath him
“please, baby... just let me show you how much i love you. i shouldn’t have snapped earlier.”
honestly the most slow, sensual sex you’ve ever had
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C H E N
jongdae doesn’t get genuinely jealous often, but he may pretend just a little every now and again
it’d be the perfect excuse to mess with you. although you’re usually able to detect when he’s just playing around, you always seem to go along with it
he’ll cling to you and whine in your ear until you huff and agreed to let him take you home
god, he’d be so insufferable
just to see if you’ll really oblige his request, he’ll tell you to crawl to him like a kitten
“show me how sorry you are, kitten.”
in all honesty, it would be more like roleplay than anything. the sex wouldn’t be too serious; he just wants to see how many buttons he can push before you grow annoyed and snap at him
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T A O
zitao is the biggest brat, and therefore it would take a lot of effort to placate him once you’ve succeeded in making him jealous
you’d have to work so hard, have to fuck him so good in order to make him feel better
he wouldn’t tell you what to do, he’d expect you to know
he’ll throw the biggest fit if you dont
you should know he wants a strip tease. he shouldn’t have to ask you to put on a show for him, baby
you should know he’s going to want you on your knees afterward
he’ll want you to be compliant to his every unspoken demand; he’ll want a real treat for having to endure your little display earlier
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uwunation127-blog · 6 years
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❥EXO Masterlist
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exosayings · 7 years
Conversation
Kris: if you coul
Sehun: i wouldn't
Kris: i didn't even fini
Sehun: doesn't matter i said no
Kris: *on the verge of crying* what did i do
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petalmrk · 7 years
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Morning After with Yifan
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To the anon who requested this, hope you like it ! and I am sorry for the long wait :(
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Will not leave the bed, even after you both woke up
Will lay there with you for some time just staring at the ceiling and having random conversations
Likes to snuggle his face on your hair
Deep kisses
Would ask if you are okay
Would feel a bit guilty if you felt sore
Would not leave your side
Would get super happy if you complimented him about last night activities
Keeps smiling throughout the day
Couple showers
Would enjoy to watch films cudled in bed 
Feeds you popcorn
Neck kisses
Would suddenly hug you from behind and stay there for a while
Does a lot of catching up affection because of his busy schedule
Gets sad if he has to leave for any recordings
But promises that he will make it up to you when he comes back.
He keeps that promise
A cute giant that deserves all the love in the world
Please love and support Kris :D
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Hello :) Hope you all enjoyed this headcannon , I am sorry if I took a long time to upload this :)
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y2fans · 6 years
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~Studio Sex w/ Yifan
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= Studio sex is very common with Yifan
= He’ll be busy making music
= and stressing tf out
= So he’ll invite you over to…relieve said pressure
= Sends you lots of texts beforehand
= mainly about how you need to be at his studio in 10mins
= Otherwise punishment will ensue
= Which means daddy Yifan is making an appearance
= If you’re lucky enough to make it in time
= Then Yifan will just be his usual dom self
= Who is still pretty daddy tbh
= He’s probably fucked you against every wall in the studio
= But also loves when you ride him while he sits at his desk
= Likes to grip your thighs a lot
= Very fast/rough
= No teasing when you’re at the studio
= He wants to get off right then and right now
= The more drawn out foreplay is left for at home
= Likes to record your moans
= Teases you about putting them into one of his songs someday
= but never does because they’re too private to him and he gets too possessive
= ”I’m the only one that gets to hear your pretty little moans baby girl/boy.”
= Totally the type to play his music in the background while he fucks you
= The heavy beat + his voice is perfection
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winkonies · 7 years
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Aesthetic // College!AU Kris (1/12)
Headcanons:
- captain of the school's basketball team - everyone thinks he's pretty cool - at least until he opens his mouth - doesn't take notes in class - instead draws shitty doodles in his notebooks - sometimes falls asleep in class and faceplants into his desk - has broken three phones this year
None of these photos belong to me. All appropriate rights and credits to their respective owners.
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kpoppwriter · 5 years
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First Time with Kris Wu
Anon asked: Can I have a first time with Kris Wu please?
Anon asked: NSFW yifan👏🏼NSFW yifan👏🏼 (please?❤️)
So I’ve done this before but specifically for a male reader so this one will be for a female reader. You can find the male reader one here!
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☆ so first time with daddy Kris
☆ he would be more nervous than he let on
☆ he’d seem all cool and collected
☆ but he’s 10000% not ok
☆ so the actual doing
☆ it was kinda planned
☆ and by that I mean Kris planned on it but you didn’t know
☆ he cleaned up real nice 
☆ and made his bed all nice too
☆ he was prepared
☆ he got all the necessities in the drawer by his bed
☆ wrap your ding-alings kiddos
☆ he’d start easy with just making out
☆ letting you escalate things if you wanted
☆ he’s a grabby guy so he’d be grabbing and stroking exposed skin
☆ slowly stripping you and himself
☆ he wouldn’t be too rough with you the first time
☆ unless you asked like I did my first time😂
☆ he might go down on you to warm you up if you want
☆ now for the actual penetration
☆ he gonna give you time to get comfy before even inserting anything
☆ then when he does
☆ he’ll ask you a thousand times whether you’re ok 
☆ he wants to make sure you’re not in pain 
☆ he’d listen to you the whole time
☆ and make sure you’re comfortable the whole way through
☆ just because the first time is slow 
☆ doesn’t mean the times after will be ;)
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Random AssClass Headcanons
Only some of this is crack content, but I’m sure it still counts... @handy-dandy-headcanons
Gakushuu is fluent in Chinese (both Mandarin and Cantonese) and he listens to Kris Wu
Whenever Hazama is on her period and it’s an emergency, none of the squad hesitates to buy her some pads, snacks, etc. Wait, same for Hara, but it’s usually Yoshida in her case
Oh wow, another language headcanon for Gakushuu. He grew up bilingual in both Japanese and English, despite living in Japan like all his life. He’s comfortable with both, but does get homesick a lot when he lives in America in the future. The only reason he might not do perfectly on English exams is because it’s not as much of a priority to study for, as compared to math, science, etc. Besides Seo, Rio, and maybe Karma, no one really compares to him anyways.
Kurahashi has made a worm on a string for every member of 3-E. Irina and Korosensei demand she makes one for them too, but she refuses. “It’s a student-only thing.” Next thing you know, she makes one for Karasuma only. Irina and Korosensei are like??? So betrayed??
Fuwa is actually the biggest procrastinator in the class. It’s how she got in 3-E in the first place, honestly. But she still gets things done, or tries to. She’ll drag on her homework for the longest time, but will get a 600-word essay done in the morning it’s due. She works better under pressure.
Takebayashi and the Terasaka squad boys once tried a dating sim game together just for the hell of it. They all swore never to let Hara and Hazama find out and roast them. Only Takebayashi was taking it semi-seriously, but everyone was convinced Terasaka was getting more into it the longer they played. Muramatsu chose every bad choice for fun, and those two would get so pissed at him. Itona made constant blunt statements, criticizing the game and annoying everyone. To be fair, he only spoke the truth. And Yoshida, for some reason, wanted to customize their character by himself. “Let’s give him a leather jacket-” “Hell no.”
During the year in 3-E as their English teacher, Irina also taught every student how to safely walk and assassinate in high heels. Like, we’re talking 6-inches high. And yes, even the boys learned too.
Sugino has hella defined arms and shoulder muscles from tons of baseball practice and working out. Kayano and Kurahashi do this cute thing where they both hang off one arm each, like bags or something and he playfully lifts them. It’s just adorable, ok?
Everytime the class comes across a snake in the mountain, they all yell Nagisa’s name. Especially if it’s a little baby snake, or one that’s very small.
Terasaka’s little sister is a wannabe mangaka, and she meets Fuwa once at this manga bookstore. They hit it off instantly, but Terasaka is pretty annoyed. “Terasaka-kun, I’m coming over for dinner tonight!” “THE HELL YOU ARE-”
Speaking of Terasaka, it should go without saying that all the 3-E girls have made him carry their shopping bags for them at some point. Nakamura and Kurahashi are the worst offenders.
It’s canon that Mimura sometimes gets involved in sporty conversations between the athletes Sugino and Maehara, even though he’s pretty clueless and only cares about the videography. But he never seems to voice it. So HC that Korosensei takes those two to some international game stadium to watch an intense game, and they of course invite Mimura. Poor boy almost gets knocked over a few times by the other two’s excitement, and just settles for focusing on his snacks.
Kanzaki, being the sweetheart that she is, associates all of her fellow 3-E girls with a type of flower (will make a post on that in the future). Hazama makes a picture of each flower and delicately writes the name of the corresponding girl beside it, and it stays on the classroom wall. A copy definitely goes into Korosensei’s scrapbook.
(This is after he...regains his sanity) Gakuhou is weird and has various quotes, from pop culture and literature, all around his office space. And they’re the most obscure references, like it can range from Albert Camus’s The Stranger to a random thing that was said in Star Trek. If anyone guesses correctly where the quote is from (specific page number, paragraph, etc) they earn his respect. And maybe a bonus point on the next exam.
Even though he’s the son of cops, Kimura doesn’t always think things through. A lot. And so he’s a bit gullible when it comes to getting tricked for money or scams by strangers. Okano gets so annoyed whenever this happens and scolds him before kicking the hustler’s ass herself.
Nakamura makes YouTube videos. Random vlogs, makeup tutorials, prank videos, etc. Just some stupid shit. And you better believe that in every video, one of her classmates stars in it right beside her. She’s pretty popular, actually. One of the videos she makes is a chaotic mess with Karma and Kayano. She has lots of international followers, and decided to make a video showing what convenience stores are like in Japan, and basically having a mukbang kinda. THOSE TWO HAVE A SUGAR ADDICTION AND SOMEHOW TURNED THE VIDEO INTO JUDGING AND COMPARING EVERY BRAND OF PUDDING. Never again.
Alright, time to stop somewhere lmao.
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