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mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

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third man is a super fascinating phenomenon btw. people seriously hallucinate someone to give them extremely detailed and specific instructions to get out of their situation, it's a really common thing reported by survivors of natural disasters and similar incidents where they were literally on the verge of death. It's like the brain knows how to access the information but you're too fucked up to actually 'think about it' so it invents a mouthpiece to be 'helping you' instead of you just knowing how to do it yourself. I guess it's more comforting/an easier situation to go along with if you feel like it's a third party directing you. I want to study this so bad lol

yeah that makes a lot of sense, it's more comforting to place your faith in an apparent guide who knows how to help you than to rely on your own judgement in high-pressure situations, so it certainly doesn't seem unreasonable that the brain might invent one as a coping mechanism. that probably also explains why people sometimes liken it to (or even use it as evidence of) having a guardian angel.

#third man #got reminded of this post and wanted to find it

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I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

#suggestive

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"my gender is whatever is funniest" yawn. my gender is whatever gets the most pussy

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"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

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Starting some kind of collection

#house of leaves type nonsense #prev tags are so true and real

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#suggestive #classic tumblr

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

#stories

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LESSER MACHINE

#ultrakill

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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thinking erotically about this picture of a computer having RAM removed while it's still on ... i need this to happen to me it'd be unfathomably orgasmic i bet <3 someone opening up your most intimate parts and delicately plucking little pieces out to see how you react~

#catchall image tag #suggestive #? i guess

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#suggestive #so real

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The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

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"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

#classic tumblr

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

#classic tumblr

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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

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