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I had an epiphany
The new event the cat petting
Cat sitter reader working for that place and finds fl and nurses him back
Everyone keeps telling them "no a 12 ft monster is not a cat!!!"
Reader: he's a cat!!!!!!
Pls pet FL on the nose...
alright listen, i know the event is super simple and sort of just filler but i adore the cats' animations when you pet them,,, arghhgh they're so CUTE
all you were doing was looking for a stray cat someone had told you about, that's it; you weren't trying to find an otherworldly beast, although some would argue that cats are little beasts in their own right- it just sort of happened, the exact cat you were looking for curled against the prone body of an injured Abyss monster, meowing and looking up at you curiously. well, no matter, your boss was talking about expanding the cat shelter to include creatures of all types, so you carefully drag the Abyss beast back to the building, apologizing all the while as the cat watched judgmentally from your shoulders. the other kitties come over to sniff the new resident curiously, the stray cat on your shoulder hopping down to join the rest as you get to work patching up the monster's wounds, earning a few pained whimpers, and you stroke the creature's hair with a gentle hush
you and the cats quickly become accustomed to your new friend- after all, to the kitties, the beast- or Foul Legacy- is just an armored oversized cat. he's also apparently a lovely sleeping place, since more often than not there'll be a cat curled up either on his head or shoulder or chest. Legacy absolutely adores you, following you around the shelter the moment he can walk and curiously admiring everything. the moment you sit down he snuggles his head against your lap and the other cats all hop up and join him. the only concern is that an enormous Abyss monster could scare off potential customers, but you insist that he's a cat. of course you know he's not really a cat, but he's cat-like enough with how he purrs and kneads his claws and bumps his forehead against yours, so he's staying. even if your boss does yell at you, the kitties have never looked happier <3
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the-last-butter · 1 year
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Survived exam season 👍 have this
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jurokskie · 1 year
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Happy Kaenya is a happy Kaeya ✨
Hope yall enjoyed cat day!!
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pcktknife · 1 year
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genshin april fool's turned some characters into cats unfortunately no one I care about
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nyxicnymph · 2 years
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Here, Kittykitty! Part 2.
A continuation of the Genshin Impact characters as cats and how you ended up adopting them. Featuring: Albedo, Kaeya, Sucrose, Rosaria, and Mona! Special thanks to @eenochian for inspiring the first post!
Summary: Somehow, you've ended up adopting a few cats! How did you get them? What are they like?
Albedo:
The first cat you adopted was a cream color, with mid length fur, and turquoise colored eyes.
This cat was remarkably intelligent, as well.
You saw him at your neighborhood park one day, and because he was so well kept, you thought that he had an owner already.
When you found him sitting outside your front door the next morning, investigation one of your plastic plants, you found you were wrong.
You took him to the vet just to confirm.
"He's in good health, but his chip doesn't track to anyone anymore. A remarkable cat all around!"
You took him home, deciding to keep the little cutie.
Albedo was a quiet kitty, though he was always looking around your house, getting into your cabinets, once he even got stuck under your kitchen sink.
He especially loves to watch you cook. To keep him off the counter while you're doing so, you pulled a spare chair so he can sit next to you and watch what you're doing. You like to narrate what you're doing during these times.
He also wants to sniff your food when you're done, and since he very rarely takes bites, you let him always sniff your first bite.
One time he swiped the bite off the fork though after his sniff. You thought it was because it was a shrimp based meal, but then he pushed your plate off the table and hissed at the mess.
He didn't eat it, and wouldn't let you eat it either. With a sigh, you made a fresh batch with a new bag of shrimp, cleaning up the mess.
Before you dumped the mess away, you checked the date on the first bag of shrimp.
Oh. It was a month out of date.
Albedo very nearly looked smug at having kept you from having a nasty case of food poisoning.
You gave him a hefty serving of the new batch as a reward.
Kaeya:
A dark gray cat who was missing his right eye. Long and lean, and with a very extroverted personality.
He had quite long fur, and his tail especially was very long.
You found him sitting on the streets in the rain, looking more than a little forlorn.
You brought him in and dried him off.
He leaned into your scrubbing, clearly touch starved.
after a few weeks?
Attention seeker of the year.
He doesn't watch you cook like Albedo, but he winds around your legs and screams at you instead.
You offer him samples to sniff as well, but then he tries to actually eat them regardless of what's in it.
You had friends over once, and one of them brought a bottle of wine for a celebration.
Kaeya sat himself in that friend's lap for the entire evening, watching you through one slit eye.
He was mocking you. He does that a lot.
But he's also a sweet boy.
Scared of thunderstorms. When one hits, he crawls under your blankets and stays there till the rain stops. but another bolt of thunder will send him scrambling back.
When your sick, he steals your heating pad.
His paws are quite cool to the touch no matter what.
Your slinky, sneaky baby.
Sucrose:
A small pale gray kitty, almost green if you catch her in the right light. Her golden eyes are soft, and very shy.
Sucrose came wandering by one day, and caught the attention of Albedo from the windowsill.
You came running when you heard him meowing, only to realize he wasn't hurt or mad.
You looked to see what he was meowing at, and accidentally frightened Sucrose. She took off running, and Albedo meowed again.
She came back the next day. And the day after. Everyday.
You began to leave the window open, and leave a small dish of food and water out for her as well.
One day, you come home from an errand, and find her curled up on the couch with Albedo and Kaeya.
Much like Albedo, she's curious and investigative.
Unlike him, however, the results can leave her fluffed up and spooked. If the pan sizzles loudly while she's watching you cook bacon, she'll run to the other end of the house.
But she'll come back soon. She always does.
If Kaeya comes on too strong with his affections, she'll bat him away gently or run away.
She really enjoys being held and cuddled.
Perfect lapcat size.
Your little baby.
Rosaria:
She's the biggest cat you own, and can be quite bossy, but mostly she just lays in a corner of the room.
Until the others drape themselves all over her.
She looks rather grumpy when this happens, but if you can get close to her, you'll catch a soft, harsh purring.
She's a light color as well, but more reddish in tone than Sucrose.
She's a fighter as well. You can't count how many times you've walked in on her beating Kaeya up in the living room.
She keeps her claws sheathed when she's inside.
You're not actually sure why Rosaria came to you.
She was initially a wild cat, but one day she came in through the same window that Sucrose likes.
Now she spends about an equal time between inside and out, always coming home for bedtime. Or dinner, depending.
You wish she'd stay home, but the last time you tried to keep her inside, she actually broke your window.
You can't afford for that to keep happening for months.
You do manage to get her to the vet for a tracking chip, so while you're at work you can keep an eye on her.
For a while, she brought you some... interesting gifts. When she noticed you didn't really like them, she stopped. Instead, she'd bring back leaves and flowers. One time, it was a single, fragile butterfly wing. You preserve these things that she brings you, it shows you that she does care about you, too.
One time, she woke you up in the dead of night with an aggressive hissing. You woke up to find her flinging herself off the bed and attacking something on the floor.
You turned on the light to reveal what she was attacking. A venomous snake had found it's way into your room. Before you could intervene, however, Rosaria finished it off.
Albedo carried the remnants out much to your dismay. You had to pry it from both him and Sucrose, and threw it out.
When you finally returned to bed, Rosaria curled up nex to you, and began audibly purring.
Mona:
Mona, a gorgeous black cat with pale green eyes, was an accidental acquisition in a different way.
You were at the pet store looking for toys and treats for your pack of kitties, and you passed by the cats up for adoption.
She sat tidily, her tail tucked around her paws. Her head was tilted slightly, and she was staring directly at you.
The attendant laughed. "Well that's a first. She usually ignores all the customers, and has been so disagreeable in general. It's like she wants to go home with you."
Thinking about your other cats, you mumbled, "Maybe she does."
You thought about her while you finished collecting all of your items, and finally, after a few minutes, returned to look at the mysterious kitty.
Her long fur caught the light in fascinating ways, making it look like a small galaxy was constantly shifting across her body.
She slow blinked at you, and you sighed. "I'll be right back."
You ran back to the cat supplies, and picked up a new food and water dish set, new color, and a few more things, most of them in navy blues or purples.
When you came back, she stood up, stretched, and started meowing.
You told the attendant that you'd like to adopt her, and they laughed again before responding that they'd be happy to help.
Mona waltzed into the cat carrier with ease, and when you brought her home, she waltzed right out.
Fairly quiet, though she seemed to know the weather changes an uncanny amount of time before they happened. When it was going to storm, she'd drag Kaeya to the bed so he could hide early.
If it was going to be a clear night, she'd wait by the window with the clearest view of the sky, just waiting for night to fall.
You'd decided after Mona you were done adopting strange cats.
The cats were happy with this.
They often all spent hours draped over each other on the sofa.
Rosaria and Mona fought a bit at first, but then somehow became really good friends.
Mona also gets along quite well with Kaeya.
Sucrose loves Mona, often following her around, almost as much as she follows Albedo.
No night is complete without your kitty cuddle puddle on the bed.
~End~
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starsandthorn · 2 months
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yaaay wheee april fools' is mondstadt themed this year :]
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samisbbored · 11 months
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Kaeya mi nobio😻🥵💗
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Help
They all look so good with tattoos and piercings
AAA yes yes - i love them (look at diluc ><)
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eveleencat · 1 year
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kaedescara · 10 months
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pouts and lays on your lap IM NOT DONE WIF MY ESSAY !!! :( but im so sleepy n my eyes hurt so i’ve come to you for my littol break ! how has your day been, my love? <3
also !! my precious !! did you end up getting kaeya’s skin? he looks so so scrumptious in that skin !!! SWEAR !!! wanna pull on his braid while i ride him to oblivion > _ <
wahh!!!! how’s ur essay going sweet thing? ‘m sorry for not responding quicker!! i am here now!!!
I FINALLY GOT HIS SKIN!!!! i busted my ass playing on sunday to get it ehe. wanted to scream the whole time. kaeya’s voice makes me sooo dizzy
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anantaru · 8 months
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DAY 6 — BLOW JOB
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kinktober 2023. — masterlist | ao3
𖧡 — including — lyney, kaveh, kaeya, neuvillette
𖧡 — warnings — fem! reader, oral (male! receiving), deepthroating, spit & cum, petnames used: baby & love, a little praise kink, flustered, love sick men
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𖧡 — LYNEY
the heat was emanating the backstage-room from the rawness of your tongue that pillowed the underside of lyney's shaft, his tip almost prodding against your throat and bulging a little lower as your boyfriend tries his thorough best to compose himself, he truly does try, but there is only so much lyney was able to endure and it’s with a flush of roses, that peek of champagne pink on his cheeks, then he lets out a soft, shattered gasp in between, a quiet noise of need as you wrap one hand around his length while sucking on the tip.
he was cornered around your fingertips, smooth skin tickling his thudding cock as he palms his hand around your head, "fuck—" he breathes, rutting into your pace half way with your hand lazily wandering down his balls, cupping them in your palm before massaging him with subdued traces.
"just look at you.." he whispers, indiscernible, "just— ugh, just look on how good you're taking me."
the sight before him was of an obscene variety, and you're slotting yourself perfectly to be on the sight under him, "y-you're so warm." he shivers, relishing in how his cock was messily sliding over your tongue, it's almost embarrassing on how much pre leaked from his slit, and the wetness of your spit didn't help one bit— leaving it to lyney to easily fuck into your mouth, in and out, in and out, desperate for more, but he braces himself, needing it to be you who's doing most of the work.
frankly, his climax will hit him much harder that way, when his precious, alluring angel did everything to make him cum all nicely and satiated. the head of his cock ghosts near your throat when you take another inch, not nearly enough to fit him in completely but the pressure and motivation you required was there, unable to wait for lyney to finally spill his milky whites down your aching throat, it's like he's setting you aflame from inside and out whenever you let him release himself past your plump lips, your eyes roving over his painfully, scrunched up expression when he finally does it.
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𖧡 — KAVEH
everything about you was just so intimate and personal, the taste of your tongue kitty licking his tip, or the extended heat of your mouth swallowing him whole was almost enough for kaveh to make him cry— issuing his last, remaining power to halter the crystalline globules to escape and froth down his bristling cheeks.
your tongue, so slick and wet of him cum, explored his cock so that you know he's thoroughly soaked in your spit. you needed this as much as he did, you wanted him to make you feel you in a different kind of way because in your relationship— kaveh was all about giving you his everything, all of him until he sadly tends to forget himself during the process— but your brilliant trace, or your tight lips sealed around his shaft and gulping down messily around his tip to flex your throat around the bulging cockhead was all it took him to enjoy himself.
today is about you, you tend to tell him, destroying every shred of worry inside of the man. 
"so soft," he suddenly breathes, struggling for air , "you—you're so soft." and after a moment gone by, you thought that this just wasn't enough, wrapping your fingers around his shaft before pushing each inch inside, all of them within your mouth now being full and heavy of his cock laying flat on your tongue, digging into the back of your throat.
"aah— what?!" you catch him off guard and he swiftly slants his head down to fix his eyes on you, his hips uncontrollably snapping and fucking your tight throat while you're relaxing your jaw all nicely. you don't even have time to hiccup around his shaft before his hand touches the back of your head, the heavy pressing sucking you in, pulling you back and forth with a mix of your saliva and his salty pre dribbling down the corners of your mouth, over your chin and touching the ground at last.
it's so sinful, kaveh thinks, although the desire of the physical contact makes it hot again.
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𖧡 — KAEYA
"are you really sure you can handle all of me, baby?"
kaeya's smirk was always assured to hold you hostage— tugged away in a choke hold, he was so unbelievably sexy that it was difficult to avert your gaze at him, even when he could be a little mean at times.
regardless of such, in this current predicament it was different, because you can easily see how his knees were trembling and threatening to give up on him by how quick you were sucking him off— your pace, a cruel one, the flicks of your tongue setting overstimulating hits on his shaft that kaeya could sense were broadening inside his muscles and spreading.
and just when you were hiccuping around his girth, with your lips beginning to ache at the stretch, he looks down at you as he sees the lingering drunken cloud on your moving facial expression, revealing the underlying emotions of desire burning deep inside your gut.
your mouth has been so good to kaeya, soft and wet as his cockhead kisses its way across your tight throat to pillow inside, just distinctly to nudge on it, slipping his hand around your hair to tilt you back and forth just perfectly.
you knew your safe word and kaeya was always aware when he shouldn't apply too much of his strength on you but your entire body was too focused on this, fusing into the enjoyment it brought you, every muscle taut under the strain of your sloppy mouth soaking him with your spit, tightly strung like the strings of a cello.
"fuck.. angel.." he mutters, the strong pulses his cock set free ring through your tongue as you gaze up at him, glassy eyes right under his mercy, and your mind certainly couldn't find enough words to describe that hot and bothered sight in front of you.
seeing what a mess you were able to set free on kaeya's frame feigning stability when all he wanted to do was pull his cock out of your mouth so he could fuck you right away, the cold ground was quite perfect already, you do not need a bed tonight.
and at the thought, his forehead warms up and wets with his sweat lacing on top as you flex your throat all tight, swallowing the load of his pre before grasping at your saliva.
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𖧡 — NEUVILLETTE
"do not move, okay?" you order in a dizzying breath, steadfast glare holding neuvillette's as you're working your thumb gently to stroke his cheekbone— "you're stunning." you say, and those intriguing eyes of his when you drop to your knees whilst being hidden behind the desk of his office.
"you haven't seen yourself then, my love." he implores, "the way i see you." and his voice was wavering slightly, but it's quite stirring when you hum appreciatively, neuvillette gulps down the batched saliva in his mouth before helping you release himself off his pants— barely pushing them down, just so they could bundle up over his strong thighs. he's never done anything of that sort before and the thought of you making love to him in such new way only added fuel to his want.
he shuts his eyes and leans back into his chair when you glide your tongue over the sensitive skin for the very first time, the sloppy sound of it unable to prevent himself into pressing up into the strange sensation. the man gasps and coughs when you take his tip, eyes fluttering down to watch you suckle on his length but closing them right after of sheer embarrassment.
fuck, it feels so good, how you're sucking gently, and he attempts to still his hips to let you take the lead, lightly arching his back into your mouth to make it as comfortable as possible.
one more inch, and more, you're for certain that there wasn't a way for you to possibly fit all of him in your mouth, and his cock was twitching against your tongue as you almost airily giggle out at how easily he was to get into this state— especially the shakes and shudders of his legs, still struggling for air as you scratch over his half-clothed thighs, blunt nails roaming up and down his muscular body, messing him up beyond salvation.
he's done for, because he knows exactly what you're doing to him as he raises his hips into your wet mouth, feeling how his cock was pressing against your skin and imbedding his musky scent on top of you, a long, expanding length of warmth and need challenging the the iudex of fontaine.
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subbmissivesuccubus · 3 months
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Cute aggression
Your boyfriend has a weird habit of being aggressively loving. He'll hug you so tight, sometimes you'll have to tap his arm so you can breathe. He pinches your cheeks with his fingers, cooing at you as he pulls at them playfully and laughs as you whine from the pain. When you cuddle in bed, he'll pull you in super tightly, wrapping both his arms and legs around you before snuggling his face into your hair, letting out a loud 'Mmmmmmm~' sound as he did so. Sometimes, he'll bury his face against your chest, snuggling deep into your cleavage, shaking his head back and forth as he enjoys the sensation of your soft flesh surrounding him.
"Who's my baby? Who's my sweet, adorable little baby? You are! Yes you are!" he'll coo before he smushes you chubby cheeks between his hands as he leans down to kiss your now pouting lips. He also bites you. Like a lot. He'll gently chomp down on your chubby cheeks, your ears, your thighs, your ass cheeks- honestly anywhere he can get his mouth on, he starts biting.
He gets carried away at times and even coddles you in front of his friends, using the baby voice as he kisses you or asks you a question. "Does baby want a new pwetty dress? Hmm? Something cute for my cute baby. Why are you blushing so much? Oh, the others heard me. Don't worry about them, sweetiepie. Focus on me."
It feels like there's a massive amount of energy inside of him that comes out when he can be aggressive with you. He doesn't hurt you, far from it, but it can take you by surprise when he will randomly pick you up just so he can hug you, making your wrap your legs around him tightly as he embraces you.
And of course, this aggression even comes out in the bedroom. He'll shush you as you cry from his spankings. He'll spend ages between your legs just because he can't bare to be apart from your kitty. He'll suckle on your nipples and call you his good little baby while he does. His favorite position is missionary just because he can easily fuck you, look at you and coddle you all at once.
"Baby! Of fuck- your sweet pussy is squeeeezing my cock! Relax cutie- ah- ah- yes- fucking love this cunt!"
"Hold me tighter- come on- really pull me in. That's it- just like that- oh baaaaby!"
"You want me to- fuck- slow down? It's ok baby, you can take it."
His other favorite is prone bone, just because he can put all of his weight on you and fuck you silly as his forearm is pressed against your neck, choking you perfectly.
"Oh, poor baby~ Am I choking you too hard? Your face is all red!"
"Yes baby, you can cum again. Cum all over my fucking cock!"
It was only through a random conversation with friends that you found out what cute aggression was and suddenly, it all made sense! You explained it to him and all he did was laugh, pulling you in for a hug as you swatted at him, not really mad.
"You're treating me like I'm a puppy!" you said, huffing as he started peppering your face with kisses.
"Well, you are my pet~"
Bokuto, Kuroo, Gojo, Yuuji, Shanks, Ace, Sabo, Uzui, Douma, Kaeya, Childe, Wriothesley.
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pigeonpeach · 5 months
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Genshin men as cats!
Prompt: the genshin men are temporarily turned into cats for one day and you as their lover must take care of them and make sure they stay safe
A/n: idk what happened but apparently half of the post got deleted? I’ll have to rewrite it later ;(
Ayato
Oh he’s not happy. He’s probably a shorthaired white cat in terms of appearance. But he is quite annoyed with this predicament. No one is allowed to tell anyone that the Yashiro Commissioner is suddenly a cat. But being a cat is nice. He can lounge and nap all day. He’s probably demanding of attention though. He simply must have your eyes on him. He adores being brushes so lovingly too. Maybe he should have you brush his hair when he’s back to normal.
Al Haitham
Virtually no change. He may still try to read though he won’t be able to turn the pages as easily. He doesn’t mind a few pats but he mostly prefers to be left alone in the nice warm sun to nap the day away. He’s definitely a grey tabby.
Kaveh
He is so distraught! He meows a storm in fustration as he finds he is completely incapable of finishing his projects! You simply must take care of him! You need to have him strapped in like a baby carrier on your chest because he’s just so clingy. He needs constant reassurance and attention. He’s so needy but so cute. Probably a cute little cream colored kitty.
Kaeya
He is also probably a bit annoyed. While yes he gets a complete day off, he can’t do much as a cat. So he’ll probably try to find some entertainment if you don’t keep him thoroughly entertained. He will find a way to sneak out and go play with Klee or annoy Diluc if you don’t keep him in your grasp at all times.
Neuvillette
He is very confused but also curious. On one hand this form is verrrry different than he’s ever had before but its also very beneficial to him. People are far less intimidated and strangely he enjoys being coddled and pet more than he would. Of course miss Furina is teasing the crap out of him but he doesn’t really care. Sitting on your lap, small and warm. Its such a unique experience he will probably never have again.
Wriothesley
Once the dust settles he’s quite relaxed. This is temporary so might as well enjoy it. Sigewinnie has become very attached to him as she constantly makes sure he’s okay. But in particular he loves being held by you. He’s used to being the big strong man who lifts you all the time etc etc. its nice actually being the reverse here. He gets fed special fish from the cafeteria and gets to spend his day in your arms! The perfect break for him! He’s almost sad it’s temporary but he knows he can’t stay like this forever.
Childe
Oh he’s mad! Even when it’s confirmed to be temporary, he is annoyed! How can he improve his fighting skills if he’s a kitty! Sure he’s a adorable little kitty of course but he looks like a baby! Oh his ego is in shatters. It’s unfortunate too because it wasn’t even around his family so he could play with his little brother at least. He’s practically quarantined to keep him safe. He can’t go on kitty adventures. Therefore YOU must make it up to him. He spends his time sulking and trying to play with anything he can. Dangling uniform piece? New toy! Someone’s foot? New toy! He bites! He meows! He hardly naps. He does love cuddling with you though. Still he’s a ball of energy and he cannot simply sit still for long! No doubt will his office be trashed. You’re making him clean it up once he’s back.
Thoma
Stressed! So stressed! He has so many chores! He cannot hold a broom with two paws! You have to make arrangements for him to have the day off which was hard because everyone was upset by his sudden cancellation. Even so he tries to help. He tries to drag the broom but it doesn’t do anything unfortunately. Oh he feels so useless. You must pamper him. Lavish him with kisses and gentle praise. Call him the cutest little kitty in the world! Oh he’s such a affectionate boy too. He acts like a cat with separation anxiety almost. He cannot sleep if you’re not there with him. Therefore you end up spending the day with him, trying to dissuade him from trying to clean a mess and just making it worse, distracting him with a warm blanket and pets.
Zhongli
He probably did so on purpose actually. Perhaps he was a bit bored and decided to spend the day exploring Liyue from a different perspective. It was quite fun for him actually. He watched as people came over to pet him. Unfortunately they also tried to feed him seafood which wasn’t too good. But after the long day he returned home to see you panicked as to where he could be. He decided to come on over to you, still in his cat form, and distract you. It worked as he helped you relax.
You werent too amused when you found out that cat that broke in was him.
Pantalone
He is quite annoyed. Angry in a more agitated way. Don’t mess up his fur! Pet him properly! Don’t ignore him now! He is a demanding little feline. He is not content unless you are entirely focused on him. He even wants you to break up the fish ro serve to him. He isn’t going to eat like a animal! Oh but he is such s cute kitty. Entirely black with big expressive yellow eyes. Oh you can’t help but comply and spoil him a little more! And he has such lovely fur! He does like hearing your gentle praises as you pet him. He never knew how lovely it felt to be small, sleeping on a nice warm lap, being gently brushed, and told sweet little compliments. He may actually want to do this again sometime.
Diluc
Biggest drama king! How can he protect you or Mondstadt like this! Therefore you cannot leave his sight or he’s convinced you will immediately die. You must stay with him so he can protect you? He is a very warm kitty though so it feels nice to snuggle with him. His fur is a bit messy so you’ll have to brush it. Despite him trying to stay vigilant he ends up falling asleep quickly.
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Genshin men as cats!
What if genshin men turned into cats, what will they be like?
kaeya, diluc, childe, zhongli (x reader)
Fluff fluff (kinda comfort/hurt)
Kaeya: he turned into a cat after accidentally drinking albedo’s “tea” which turns out to be a potion. When he turned into a cat, he didn’t panic, rather, he was happy. He thought that becoming a cat doesn’t sound so bad after all..you’re a big cat lover so if he become a cat, your love for him will double right? not to mention that he’s exactly like your favorite breed, grey british short hair. So he immediately ran back home and meowed in front of the door, his meows is so loud you can barely ignore it. So when you opened the door, your heartbeat stopped. A fluffy cat…with pretty meows….and and…FLUFFY PAWS??? You take him inside and feed him with tuna, you kissed his head thousand of times, rubbing his tummy while he just purrs. Kaeya is already drowning from your love! But suddenly he turned into the normal kaeya again..*sigh*, you were disappointed that the cat is gone….. If you were to pick who to abandon, it seems obvious that kaeya is your choice, the cat? You keep it. Ever since then, kaeya has been trying to turn into a cat, sometimes his failure lead him to an unbearable fever or…a success. You ended up showering him with tons of kisses, pats, and belly rubs that he enjoyed like no one..he’s such a clingy kitty cat. Even when you bite his cheeks, he would meow happily.
diluc: he. is. horrified. He suddenly becomes a cat after eating a snack from sumeru that he was given to as a way for him to know “nature”, well at his defense, he didn’t know it means he would be turned into a cat!!!…It’s ironic that he becomes a cat in the first place. He has a cat allergy…why does he become a cat?! He can be a dog…why a cat?! He was pissed. He doesn’t want his fur to be everywhere…he’s an orange persian cat, a sassy persian cat with huge furs. He hates his catself and decided to hide himself under the table. “Diluc..?” You came inside his room and he immediately meowed..that’s a yes respond from him, you thought?…but how come diluc is a cat?!! You searched for the cat and immediately grab diluc’s tail when you found him. Hugging him. “Why are you hiding…you’ve become so cute after becoming a cat— w-wait?! HUH?! WHY ARE YOU A CAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!” You were confused as well and immediately laughed. Diluc was pissed and bite you for that! “Ouch!! Bad boy!”, and you realise. It’s not good that diluc has a huge fur like this…oh no…you have to deep cleanse his room just incase his allergy came back after he turned into a human (presumably). So he kept on purring for himself and snuggles himself behind the cover of the bed, you clean his room like a clean freak and afterwards have some snuggles with him using a “no-fur” jacket. He turned into a human 3 days later and…you seem to love his cat version more since he’s much more of a lovable fluff…
childe: he was turned into a cat after one of his fatui peers experimented on him, it’s safe to assume that he’s okay..it’s just…he has turned into a feline form of himself, a cat... he’s a tabby orange cat, the types of cat that are stereotypically unhinged. He was fine with it, he thought it’s a good idea to have an off schedule while he’s a cat. Well childe is unhinged so being an orange cat is exactly what he designed to be, so it’s fair…and when he gotten home, he didn’t bother to knock, just like a feline, he jumped through the window of your bedroom and goes to the bed while his paws knead the covers, theoretically, making a bread using his paws. When your footsteps march towards the bedroom, he didn’t bother to hide, he just kneads the cover until he’s exhausted and sleep. “AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THERE A CAT?”, you screamed ajd he was awakened. He meowed cohesively and sit down like a polite gentleman. He realise you might not understand his meows, he’s a cat now so…he goes to his picture and points out at the picture using his paws, understanding the cat body language you screamed again…”YOU’RE AJAX???”, this time confused…but also…”you look even cuter like this let m—“, with your very own cuteness aggression urge you jump to the bed and hug him. Kissing his cheeks while he meows. He’s being abused by your love and he’s kind of dizzy from it. He meows everytime and his soft paw try to resist because he wants to sleep but…being kissed by you this much makes him…weak. He stole food from other people to eat, it’s fun, he even stole some fish from some old men and brought it back for you to cook, it’s the opportunity to be a criminal while he’s in this cute form…and..he can sneakily make people fell in love with his cute face as he stole their steaks (his favorite indeed). He turned into a human again…months later. Being an orange cat is his life duty…
Zhongli: he’s bored. He already knows how it feels to be a dragon..a woman..and a man. Zhongli has been keeping an eye towards the stray cats near liyue, how come they’re so chonky and so..cute? So many people love them. Even you love them. so without further ado, with his no purpose in daily life for current recent..he becomes a cat. A black cat. A normal black cat with a shiny golden bell on his neck. Everytime he walks and has a stroll, his golden bell rings, people would take an immediate look at him, and pets him. His meow is deep, raspy too, yet the purrings are gentle, it makes the locals fell in love with him. This time he strolls near your favorite place, wanmin restaurant, you love to go there and has been addicted to their crab roe tofu ever since you guys are dating. So he jump to the chair beside you and sleeps…he’s enjoying your presence, even without pets from you. He’s happy just to hear your love for the food there or your presence all focused to that solemn food. you burped and it made his ears twitch. He just wants to follow you around and be with you. Suddenly you recognise the cat beside you and immediately carry it to your lap. “such a lovely black cat…i’ve never meet you before..”..you pat his head and carress his back. Oh my, he loves the back caressing…it feels like he’s being massaged on his old back…he kept on purring. He’s quiet and it makes you love this cat even more. When you carry it again, it just seems not to care and it makes you incredibly attached to him. At the same time he become a cat, you kept on searching for zhongli, still not getting the hint that he’s now a cat because zhongli barely give you a hint!! oh by the way, he turned into his human form only for 3 business days per week, because he wants to be pampered by you and follow you around while you gave him attention and space.
ps: albedo, ayato, alhaitham, and kaveh version of this headcannon coming soon! (I guess if this post reach around 150 likes, i’ll make another one hihi~)
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tezzylovez · 1 year
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