#kids today...

[erachiiii]

Silly.

#dem silly bois #kids today... #omori #omori kel #omori stranger #kel omori #stranger omori #myart #myanimation

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Ghosts Tell Me

~

Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,

Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,

Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.

~

Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"

Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."

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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."

Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."

~

Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"

Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:

~

Just an Idea

#Danny is getting all the good gossip from the ghosts #Gothamites after seeing Danny breathe out glowing smoke #“Ok wrap it up” #“Not dying today” #Oracle can't hack Danny's phone and that just makes him look worse #ghost parents telling Danny to go smack their kids cuz they've been “acting out” #Danny then proceeds to smack villains and their goons #only saying “your parent *insert name* sent me!” #“now behave” #dp x dc #danny phantom #dpxdc #dc x dp #batman #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover

[yellowistheraddest]

are they wrong?????

no.

#sorry zorobros your fat tiddied man is gay for this canonically dude had my jaw drop when he started acting like a kid about this #one piece #fanart #myellowart #strawhat pirates #zoro #roronoa zoro #zosan #<- implied so sad no kissing men on your tl today #f slur #that too ig

[seiwas]

papa nanami and how he can't decide which fleece jacket he should buy for his little girl—

they’re tiny, the length of the fabric spanning his two palms and a half. he’s thinking hard on this one—tan or pink? tan or pink… tan or pink.

the store is closing soon; the only free time he had was after work, now, half an hour before dinner. he should hurry so he can go home already—to his little girl and you.

he sighs, holding the jackets up again. tan or pink...

hm.

he makes his choice.

.

when he arrives home, crouching low as his little girl comes crashing into him—the shopping bag falls to his side, hands holding her close. you peek from the kitchen, smile warm and in love.

kento always makes it in time for dinner, no matter what.

after tickles and giggles and a big munching on her cheek, your little girl pulls her papa by his pinky, dragging him over to you.

you always give him a kiss on the cheek.

“welcome home, my love.” you whisper by his ear, setting the last bowl of food down on the dining table.

you spot the shopping bag by the foyer, sneaking him a look, “did some early gift shopping?”

he follows your eyes, picking up your little girl as he sets her down on her seat.

“bought some fleece jackets for her, before it gets too cold.”

your lips curl up, knowing you chose the right man; his foresight, the way he looks after you both—it makes your heart swell as you walk to pick up the shopping bag.

when you pry it open, you’re met with fuzzy bundles of tan and pink. you snort, “couldn’t pick?”

he flushes, cheeks turning the same shade as the fabric in front of you—he points to his suit, “she said she wanted to match with me.”

your mouth forms an ‘ah’, still smiling, “and the pink?”

“i thought it’d look cute on her.”

he turns to your little girl, grip tight on her silicon utensils as she stabs around her food. she’s almost on her way to full sentences now and it shouldn’t make him this sentimental, but it does.

he wants her to stay this tiny forever.

his little girl.

“what do you think, baby?” you hold up the pink jacket beside you, speaking to your daughter.

she giggles, silicon fork in hand as her bib bounces; her eyes, the same brown as her papa’s but shaped like yours, sparkles, “pwitty! pwitty on!”

“papa always has good taste doesn’t he?” you look at your husband fondly.

your little girl babbles, giggling.

and nanami doesn’t know what he did to deserve this—your little family, but if he has to buy every fleece jacket in the world to keep you both warm and toasty, he will.

he’ll even make you all matchy.

comments, tags, and reblogs are greatly appreciated ♡

@kentoangel @em1e @augustinewrites @crysugu @soumies @itadorey @mididoodles thought about u all while writing this 🥹

#nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #kento nanami x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #kento x reader #nanami x yn #nanami x y/n #nanami x you #this is all bc of those kids fleece jackets i saw in uniqlo earlier today 😭😭😭 #cw kids #cw babies #cw children #shotorus.workbook #this is also my first time writing nanami !!!! #hehe thoughts are appreciated 🥺🥺🥺!!!!

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

#also this post is not an exaggeration bc i literally saw this in a post today #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #<<< i'm not kidding what the HELL is happening in that show. how are they even still on air what season are they on #macdennis #I think that's the ship name idk. anyway i don't go here but y'all seem a little unhinged and i can't even blame you #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #2k #5k

[linoyes]

#no skz code lino today im too sickly.... on my deathbed (i have a cold) tmrw tho! #have this draft i think abt this so much theyre so cute #* #*lino #*jeongin #*talker #*19 #lee know #lee minho #jeongin #yang jeongin #stray kids #skz #bystay #inniesource #linosource #*1k

[cobbbvanth]

you're laughing. the big announcement that ryan reynolds and hugh jackman are reuniting as deadpool and wolverine for the first time in 15 years was over shadowed by a youtuber who made his entire brand about loving his wife then cheated on her and you're laughing

#dude imagine being ryan reynolds and hugh jackman today #try guys #ned fulmer #deadpool 3 #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #marvel #i feel so bad for ariel and the kids this is so messy #how stupid do you have to be to pull a stunt like this come on ned #** #*hits #*25k

[cerulean-tea]

happy 413!! to the webcomic that changed my life 5 years ago ⭐️

#homestuck #413 #hey guys *checks watch* happy 413 #my eyes are dry from how hard i grinded to finish this today HEJDKLEDKDKD #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #beta kids #i wanted to make it so all the kids contributed to johns cake haha #like rose lighting the candles and dave uh using his gear as a plate LOL and then jade appearifying the cake (that was pretty subtle tho) #like actually tilted the trajectory of my life #i couldve still been really into danganronpa or voltron idk

[theloveinc]

mating press is so objectively ugly ... embarrassing

#why was i looking this up on images and ninja mutant turtle inc*st was like the fourth image??? ummmmm ok #anyway it's still happening i just dont like thinking abt what it looks like from far away #i prefer it when its not so......... x shaped? i guess #i like it better when it's more... ankles by ears man is kneeling #IM JUST SAYING #ive gravitated back to my weird toji + kids au lmaooo #cuz i made a cake today and it got me thinking abt it #when will i write something of substance please #caitie blabs

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

honestly the fact that since wukong, macaque and nezha are so old; they don't fully understand the concept of time anymore and don't realize that mk is probably like 22 years old or something and think he's like 13 is so funny to me and probably canon

#he's quite literally just a baby to them #macaque has been like 'nearly threw hands with a 13 year old today' #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid sun wukong #lego monkie kid macaque #lego monkie kid nezha #lego monkie kid mk #lego monkie kid qi xiaotian #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk nezha #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #sun wukong #macaque #six eared macaque #lotus prince nezha #qi xiaotian

[mikakuna]

"how could you?!" and then he runs off like a maiden

#''do not try to follow me!'' #jason was a theatre kid sorry #bruce tells him he can't patrol today because he's injured and jason pulls out the dramatics #jason todd #second robin #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #bruce and jason #dc comics

[hyunin]

HYUNJIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN (2024): hyunjin in every letter... ↘ D-11 | TUMBLR TEXT POSTS

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #staysource #a9gifs #flashing tw #*gif #*hyunjin #*ccarly #*carly:hyunjin #*series:hjbday24 #i know he's not that tall but hit me head on the door frame today took me out so that's in here just for me #*hits

[maybebi47]

who up thinking about how fabian seacaster went from a being a pampered happy healthy kid to showing up to school with serious signs of neglect (dirty clothes, untreated injuries, hungry as hell) in the span of a year?

#sad fabian hours #someone give these kids a break #also i know i posted way too much today but i literally cannot stop thinking about them #dimension 20 #fabian seacaster #fantasy high #fhjy

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. This myth is based on a single 1978 study; no subsequent study has shown a relationship (x)

#today i learned #facts #sugar #kids #health

[minzbins]

in which minho represents me today

#stray kids #skz #bystay #staydaily #linosource #staytay #usersun #userbeepls #usersa #userlau #meltracks #jennalook #majatual #userbinsuns #!melstuff #skz talker #skz talker go! s4 ep.3 #my minbin 😭 #i Feel that minho. so much today.