he has done so much for the boyfriend community
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(x) glassesless patrick is sometimes simply like a different creature entirely to me. just the biggest wettest shiniest anime eyes
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That last minute or so of Furina's demo where everyone is having a full blown brawl in the background as she twirls and runs around happily has SO much going on, and I can't tell you how much I love it. We've got everything:
We have some guy coming at Wriothesley with a hammer and Wriothesley immediately clocking him in the jaw so hard the guy and the hammer go flying opposite directions
We have Navia and Clorinde having a calm married couple argument in the midst of chairs and tables flying
We have Lyney and Lynette ganging up and positively whaling on someone curled up in the fetal position on the ground
We have Childe doing a flying drop kick into a man's face and then leaping onto him, fists flying
And, of course, how can I forget:
Neuvillette gracefully kneeing some guy straight in the fucking balls
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this has stayed in my brain for like 2 weeks: au where obi-wan gets fed up with the city council because he keeps writing them asking them to fill this pothole on his street that he hates driving around and they keep not doing it so he decides to run for city council himself on the sole platform of if he’s elected he’s going to fucking fix that fucking pothole.
and he wins because he is very charming and not a lot of people vote anyway, and he fills in his pothole and then next election cycle, he’s planning to let someone else win so he doesn’t have to be on the city council anymore because he actually hates local politics.
only there’s this asshole in university who decides to run obi-wan’s re-election campaign because he’s trying to sleep with a political science TA and he thinks she’ll be impressed if he shows an interest in local politics by doing some grassroots voting door to door work for his community service credits…..and he chooses obi-wan to support at random and very nonconsensually
so anakin skywalker becomes the bane of obi-wan kenobi’s existence. obi-wan kenobi becomes the focus of anakin’s.
(obi-wan also becomes an elected official again, mostly because of the bored housewives vote.)
(obi-wan blames this on the fact that while anakin is a very horny intense nineteen year old, he’s also surprisingly effective with his big wet eyes and his obscenely pink lips. anakin blames this on the televised debates he scheduled between obi-wan and fellow councilor maul, where obi-wan’s eyebrows are drawn and he looks furious and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows, exposing his very nicely defined forearms.)
(they fuck about it.)
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hmm I wonder if cucuruchos aggressiveness towards q!tubbo is sparked partially by whatever reason there was to him being in the limbo-prison and the iceblock. whatever he did to piss (presumedly) the federation off enough to get that sort of punishment.
because this is a type of violence/attitude weve seen from cucurucho very rarely when dealing with troublemakers- the only times i can remember were of course when they chased q!cellbit with a chainsaw and when they struck q!maxo down with lightning for drilling into the fed offices. and those 2 are people that cucurucho really doesnt like anyway. so i really wonder if theres a deeper reason to how it reacts to q!tubbo..
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I desperately want to live in the fantasy world that people who go on about “the importance of representing healthy platonic male-male friendship in media” live in. clearly, these people live in a world where gay romances are super common in media, and platonic male friendships are extremely rare. They certainly don’t live in our world, where it feels like the majority of all media centers on platonic friendships between men, or het romances. I’d love to live in their bizarre little world where queer romances are so common
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Data: Captain, permission to break it down sloppy style?
Captain Picard: ..... Proceed, Data.
Data: *proceeds to do the nastiest most raw orange justice you've ever seen be done by any life form in the galaxy*
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