#just for pun

[knight-in-sour-armor]

#Polka #Accordion #Flat Tire #Pun #Just for pun #Funny

[risingphoenix87]

So I wanted to share this idea I've been brainstorming for my AU

You might remember a few months back I was thinking about how my villainous found family would interact with this guy:

(for people unfamiliar, this is Merlock, the Big Bad from the 1990 Ducktales Movie (Treasure of the Lost Lamp), a movie I grew up on and occasionally revisit as a hyperfixation reemerges)

I have this idea that he would use his talisman (that gives him the ability to shapeshift into any animal, mainly non-anthro ones) to disguise himself as an anthropomorphic ram, and use that disguise to manipulate Dawn to gain access to something (haven't decided yet) that would give him more power. Dawn becomes romantically smitten, making her all the more vulnerable and oblivious to Merlock's true colors.

(yes, I did come up with this idea because I thought of the idiom "a wolf in sheep's clothing," and I am PROUD of that)

My thought is that most of the rest of the squad would be none the wiser (most of them being happy for Dawn's new relationship). Ernesto, however, would be immediately suspicious, due to his Big Brother Instinct toward Dawn (and also maybe being a little jealous that he's not the only man in Dawn's life anymore).

I have yet to decide exactly where it will go, but feel free to let me know what y'all think!

#disney villains #villainous found family au #just for pun

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

#Dr. Strange #Dormammu #YouTube #Comments Section #Comments #Doctor Strange #Knock Knock #Knock Knock Joke #I've Come to Bargain #Just for Pun

[tlaquetzqui]

So Yomiko Readman can beat Dwayne Johnson, but so far as I can find there is no character or celebrity who can beat Yomiko.

#just for pun

[spamhamandeggs]

Do you love pictures with ~contrast~? You might be a radiologist!

#spamhamandeggs #text #punny #just for pun #musings #feedist musings

[textsfromninjagoblog]

A common Meme Couple’s Costume™️ in Ninjago is for a couple to dress as Kai and a Moth

#ninjago #ninjago headcanons #halloween #couple’s costume #just for pun #moth #moth to a flame #actually think ninjago has laws about dressing in replica gis? #kind of like the Geneva convention about no fake Red Cross anything? #or is it more like a celebrity and the streets are flooded in cosplays of our ninja every year? #we already know cosplaying various villains is fair game #but wonder if it’s kinda in poor taste like our world’s political/current events costumes #random thoughts

[bobauthorman]

General Durian

#Durahan #Monster Rancher #Durian #Anime #Evil General Durahan''s Challenge #TMS #Koei Tecmo #copy and paste #Just for pun #funny #screenshot

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

#shoutout to Stonekeep (1995) #took us just under half an hour to figure it out #pun's text posts

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[nerdpoe]

Danny's found a way to dodge GIW trackers, as well as his parents. Their equipment hunts ghosts, ghosts run on emotion; so as long as he keeps his under a tight lid and doesn't feel anything ever, they won't be able to track him.

It works!

He's able to run from them, and goes as far as New Jersey. The plan was to stow away on a ship, and go to literally any country that wasn't America. He goes to Gotham, which hosts the one harbor he knows where no one will ask any questions.

But because of how weird he acted (completely emotionless during a Joker attack), he was fingered by police immediately.

He's handed over to CPP. CPP doesn't know what to do with a teen literally so traumatized that they don't show any emotion at all, ever. He keeps just...walking out of his placements. Just leaves without a sound.

Luckily, he's always caught, due to those placement houses having quiet alarms and him refusing to run.

They call the one foster parent they know who does.

Bruce Wayne takes in the strange, nameless kid who refuses to talk.

On paper, they gave him the filler name of 'John Doe', for lack of anything better to do.

Bruce does everything he can to make the newest arrival feel at home. Damian, for as territorial as he is, actually breaks out of his shell sooner than expected just to try to get the new kid to speak. To emote. To do something. Duke tries the open approach, then tries the 'no one will ever know, everyone thinks I'm an innocent goody-two-shoes' approach. Nada.

Tim even tries to trick him into talking, but nothing works.

Enter Dick; Dick heard about Bruce's new ward, about the situation, and decided to see if he could get the kid to open up.

Danny though. Danny's in trouble.

The Wayne Manor is weirdly secure, and he can't just walk away like he did his other placements. He can't use ghost powers or the GIW and his parents will immediately know where he is.

He really, really wants to take Bruce up on his offer and just spend the day relaxing. Respond to Damian's attempts to provoke him. Overshare about space facts with Tim.

But most of all, he really, desperately wants to get in a Pun Competition with Dick. He wants to laugh at Dick's jokes, and learn coolass gymnastic tricks!

But he can't!

If he relaxes with Bruce, he'll be content, which is an emotion. If he argues with Damian, he'll get annoyed, which is an emotion. If he sneaks out with Duke and breaks the rules, he'll get happy, which, again, emotion. If he overshares with Tim, he'll get excited, which is, yet again, an emotion!

The worst sin of all, he can't even show proper appreciation of the food the Butler keeps making him!

And now there's even more people coming over!

There's a quiet girl who keeps reading his body language and trying to get him to dance ballet, a blonde girl who keeps trying to kidnap him to take him to BatBurger, a guy with a stripe of white who wants to take him to a shooting range, and it just...he really, really wants to!

He wants to do all these cool things with them!

But he fucking can't!

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny vibes with dick the most #not that anyone knows that #breaks his little ghost heart that he can't have that pun competition #meanwhile bruce absolutely is running facial recognition #and hitting government firewalls and keeps having to shake off digital tracers #trying to find out who wanted that information #he smells a mystery #and he wants those answer #if cannot get them from their resident Doe #then he'll get it from whoever tortured the boy into silence #sidenote Damian just called Danny Doe instead of John #and danny responded to it quicker because it started with a “D” #that was noticed #now everyone just calls him Doe until his name is found

[knight-in-sour-armor]

#Funny #Spring #Just for pun #Pun #March

[themisterbenjy]

Sad to hear about Charles Martinet... I've always been a Mario fan.

#super mario #charles martinet #fan #just for pun #i'll show myself out

[the-midnight-sugar1]

I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh? #idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine

[tlaquetzqui]

“If all art is political, what’s the politics of inflation porn?”

Come on, try to make this challenging. Clearly inflation porn is about how we’re all getting fucked by the Fed.

#just for pun #shitpost #possibly just shitpost adjacent

[spamhamandeggs]

This alarm is horny.

#picture #image #spamhamandeggs #irl #just for pun

[ikiprian]

Clone’s Best Friend

“Cute dog!” the girl says. “What breed is he?”

“Uh,” blinks Kon. "Are you asking what breed Superdog is?"

“Uh, duh?”

Well. She’ll have to forgive him his stunned expression, ‘cause he doesn’t usually run into other dog walkers on this path. This is, of course, because “path” is used in the loosest sense, the one that connotates direction and not tread ground, and the “walk” bit is entirely inapplicable, with all of them currently flying one thousand feet above sea level.

“Cujo’s a rescue,” she continues, swinging her feet in the sky, “so we don’t know for sure, but my sister thinks part husky, part shar pei. Half-and-half, like me!”

Cujo is also, apparently, half green and half glowing. He wiggles happily in a play-bow. It’s very cute, except for the way he’s the size of a small house.

Krypto’s tough, though. He barks and chases his new friend through cloud cover. Gamely, Cujo flees. They frolic in the chilly condensation, occasionally poking a head out before diving back in, like a fox in a snowdrift.

Neither of them see anything surprising about this. It’s all good fun. And, well. Krypto’s always been a good judge of character.

Kon turns back to the girl and gives her a megawatt smile.

“He’s Kryptonian. Like me. But he looks like a white lab!”

#kon: fuck it. okay. hey i got some homemade dog treats. does cujo like pumpkin #potential dialogue additions to this include: ‘Oh! Well then I’m a rescue like Cujo!’; several puns on labs and being born from one; #and 'Are you saying you and the dog are the same species' #i just think the clones should be friends :) #something something The CloneTM experience and the way it intersects with The Teenage ExperienceTM could be a fun thing to bond over #also i think that cujo and dani should be besties. every clone needs a dog! #kipwrite #prompt #dpxdc #dcxdp #danielle fenton #dp cujo