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dollwrites · 6 months
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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ∣ smut ( minors dni ), human!fem!reader, dumbification, fellatio, mindbreak, two dick!sukuna, making out with sukuna’s belly mouth hehehe, degradation, multiple cock worship, true form!sukuna, mentions of flirting with death, smothering, all characters featured are aged 18+
𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 ∣ please reblog && leave feedback. not proofread so there’s probably mistakes. thanks for reading < 3
𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 ∣ day seventeen [ ryomen sukuna + dumbification ]
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“My, I think I’ve truly broken you now.”
his voice was thunderous; and surrounded you— engulfed you in vibratory baritones that would’ve melted any thoughts you might’ve had— had your brain still harbored the capacity to produce any. the autonomous luxury of thinking for yourself had long been fucked out of you, and you were left with muscle memory. base instinct.
“You act just like an animal now, a bitch who’s always in heat.” the grin the curse wore was evident, even though you couldn’t see his face. he was proud to have destroyed who you had been, and created a living, breathing sex toy in your place. both, massive cocks obstruct your view as their weight lays across your face, and you drag your lips, parted and drooling, over every ridgid vein. you could suffocate under their heat, Sukuna’s raw musk, and the idea alone excited you. “Yip for me, wild bitch.”
your eyes roll back in your head, and you mewl for him, gurgling against his skin. even his insults had become intoxicating. he could make you cum by telling you how worthless you were, and how little you mattered outside of draining his balls, and your cunt would tremble and weep for him all the same. you let out a pathetic, half bark, kissing your way down to his heavy balls, smashing your face into them, smothering yourself in his stench. the smell of sweat and cum that clings to the rough hair and salty skin.
“That’s a good girl,” with a hand heavy on your head, he pushes your face deeper, allowing you an inch closer to asphyxiation. your feet slip out from under your butt, kicking slowly, “You’ve been fucked so dumb, haven’t you? Stupid girl, you can’t even feel that you’re about to suffocate between my legs. Do you even care anymore?” he purrs, the crimson in his gaze wild and looking down at you with impish delight, “Look up at your master, fuck meat. Watch me smile as you teeter on the edge of death.”
your legs are the only things that try and protest your smothering— sliding against the gritty ground, but your arms hang, hopelessly at your sides. and though you choke and garble against his gnads, you can bring no oxygen into your lungs, your eyes start to water as they flicker up the length of his mighty torso at him. the mouth that splits his stomach is grinning wider than the one on his countenance, baring sharp teeth.
“Your glassy eyes trying to focus on me while you struggle for breath makes my cocks hard.” he chuckles, smearing your face against the dual bases, a growl rumbling as you choke on him, “To think that you’d been the brightest, young thing your village had to offer me, and now not a single thought lives behind those dazed eyes. I’m afraid I’ve turned you braindead.” he chuckles, and it sounds like unfiltered malice. “You’re not even alive anymore, not truly. You rely on my cocks to live now, don’t you?” his fingernails dig into your scalp, prying you from his groin, and you sputter and choke on the influx of oxygen that burns your deflated lungs. your mouth slack, tongue hanging out, and drool leaks from the tip of it, but all you can taste is his musk. the scent of him that he’s bedaubed your countenance in. “You’re not living if I’m not inside that fragile, little body, gaping your greedy holes. Am I wrong?”
but you shake your head, hanging limp in his grasp, before he laughs and releases you; your face smears against his abdomen, meeting the mouth there, and the lips part to allow the fat tongue to slither out. you, too, push your tongue closer, and the curse’s muscle dominates your smaller, weaker one, coiling around it, before filling your entire cavern with its girth. the imposing length of it ensures that he can taste the inside of your throat when he pushes you flush against his belly, your cheeks scraping the harsh, sharpened teeth. you’re half convinced that he could probe all the way through you with that wicked, thick tongue of his, but he’s simply being merciful by forcing you to gag and cluck as it bulges against your windpipe.
“You worship every inch of me, and take me in every hole like you’re the bravest little whore. But in reality, I know the truth.” he grins, bestial and depraved, and runs his thick, calloused fingers through your hair, leaning back to watch your mouth and gullet decimated by yet another organ of his. “You’re just too stupid to care if you choke to death on my tongue, and too greedy to mind the sensation of my big cocks tearing your ass apart.”
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armins-main-hoe · 7 months
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HI HELLO!!! I would like 2 request some haikyuu! Manager fluffy headcanons please??? Some of the fem! reader being chubby and popular, it can be either platonic or romantic! I also love your writing ✍️ have a good day/night 💗💗
Hello! That is honestly such a cute request and I have a few ideas for it hehehe
I’m going to do this for Karasuno and Nekoma, if you would like other teams, send in a request again saying which ones you want.
(For those who have sent in requests, don't worry, I'm getting round to writing them all up)
“Nah, I think she’s perfect the way she is”
Karasuno
In all honesty, you were really into music and you wanted to sign up for a music club, so when you found yourself standing in the gym, you couldn’t have felt any more out of place.
It seems there was a bit of a mix up with the sign up sheets and you ended up becoming the manager for the boy’s volleyball team.
You don’t know shit about volleyball.
You talked with the teachers and they said it may take some time for them to go through the sign up sheets and find an empty spot in the music club for you to switch into.
So for now, it seems like you're stuck being the boy's volleyball manager.
On your first day, you were very confused about what exactly you should be doing. I mean the team already has a coach and an qualified teacher with them, what can a student manager do?
So you just sat around, watching the boys practice while the coach yells at them. You weren't going to lie, you got a little bored...
Next few days, you would do the same thing, you even used the time to get homework done, since you thought you'd rather do something than do nothing.
You won't lie to yourself, you weren't popular, or that's what you thought, just known by everyone because of how you looked. You knew you weighed more than the other girls in your class, it didn't bother you all that much and you did always try to see the better side of things.
But that doesn't mean that everyone else thought the same.
You were eating lunch with your friends in the school courtyard when a student walking by with his friends yelled out names at you like "piggy", "diabeto" and "fat cow". You didn't really take words like that to heart, they never were all that creative with the name calling.
However, before you or your friends could say anything, a boy from the volleyball team (you pick who) came and stood up for you.
You watched as he stood in front of you and started yelling back at the boy who was name calling you. "I think she's perfect the way she is!"
As you watched him, you couldn't help but wonder "had he always been this good looking? I hadn't noticed before...."
Funny how now you suddenly feel motivated to actually look into volleyball.
So next time there was a practice, you came prepared. You did your research, you learned the basic rules of volleyball and asked other sport manager's what they do.
The boys were surprised to see you suddenly interested since you usually sat in a corner dong homework.
"The teachers are taking forever with sorting the mess up, I didn't think I'd actually be here for here for this long. But since I am, I might as well help out." You shrugged when they questioned it. It wasn't a lie completely but it wasn't the only reason.
You glanced over to the boy who stood up for you the other day before quickly looking away again, he was smiling at you.
As the weeks passed, you began to pick up more and more about volleyball. It wasn't long before you memorized the positions and each player's weakness and strength.
The other boys were quick to notice your little crush and thought that it was probably why you decided to stick around, but later they began to feel like you genuinely enjoying being manager as well. You weren't a bad manager either, you helped everyone equally and the team as a whole.
Nishinoya was little shit though, you were kind and nice to everyone but with him, you're patience wore down thin.
You did get an offer to change clubs and go do the music club you wanted, you thought of going to both volleyball and music but the timings clashed often so you had no choice but to pick.
Volleyball or music?
Oh well, you can practice music at home and the weekends, it's not like you can see your crush at home or the weekends, right?
You kinda knew making decisions based off of a boy wasn't really good for you but even if you wouldn't admit it, you kinda liked playing manager.
You actually found it fun.
When you told the boys that you were staying as their manager, you were taken back by their cheer.
"We were worried that you'd leave us when you get the chance to join the music cub" Hinata said.
"Sure, we didn't get off too well in the beginning but we like having you around now" Suga smiled at you.
The others nodded their head and in that moment, you felt immense happiness wash over you, your face felt a little hot from the praise and you felt a little embarrassed.
"Thanks guys, I promise to get better at being a manager too. I still have a lot to learn."
At the end of practice, you were helping clean up along with your not so secret crush.
"You know Y/N, I hope you don't mind what the others say about you."
You look at him. "Say what?"
"About your looks. It doesn't matter what a person looks like as long as they are happy and healthy." He says, looking at you with a sincere expression.
"Oh that, don't worry, I'm basically immune to those childish name callings, but thank you anyway for looking out for me" You smiled at him.
As you both continued to talk, you didn't see the rest of the boys spying on you both through the windows, silently cheering you and your crush on. They all are VERY supportive of you both, even though they all suck ass at being cupid.
Nekoma
No one and I mean no one has ever thought of bad mouthing you.
You quite literally were the sweetest girl in the whole school, always having pure intentions. No one could ever hate you, you got along with everyone.
You heard the volleyball club was looking for a manager for a while now with no luck so you decided to give it a go.
"hello I'm-"
"Y/N!" A few of them called out, running over to you. You recognised nearly all of the members, you had spoken to them at some point during your time as school, even the ones that were not in your year. You knew the basics of volleyball since the school sometimes made you do that in your Physical Education class.
Yamamoto was all over the place, he could basically explode with how much joy he felt. His team finally got a manager. He was so going to boast about it to his friends outside of school.
What amazed you was how seriously the boys took the sport, you weren't all that much into sports or anything really, you struggled to find something to actually be that passionate about that could lead into a future career.
So you weren't able to understand but respected their dedication and efforts nonetheless.
You were really good and hyping the boys up and giving them motivation when they needed it, some of them became very fond of you.
Kenma would sometimes try to hide behind you whenever Kuroo would be scolding him, you would give kuroo a sweet smile and lie to his face saying "I haven't seen Kenma all day!"
Whenever lev would to the same, it wouldn't work out the same but you found it enduring still. You would let out a laugh before acting like insanely tall guy was actually able to hide perfectly behind you.
Yaku would often tut at you for playing along, saying that lev needs to learn but you keep taking the seriousness out of it.
"But he has gotten better though, hasn't he?" you would say back.
"Not enough!" yaku would reply back before huffing away.
Though despite you being all smiles and sunshines most of the time, you did have moments where you would get a bit serious.
During tournaments specifically, the boys were good, really good even but so were other teams.
When you get nervous you would become quite and have a serious frown on your face.
Kinda scared the boys a bit ngl-
lev would laugh tho.
Maybe kuroo too.
They find it cute more than scary okay?
You would give them a pep talk before their very first game, promising to buy them all ice cream if they come first place.
Though no one at your school has ever badmouthed you, that doesn't mean people from other schools wouldn't.
Since you were on the chubby side, you were prone to some bullying when you were younger, though in middle school it died down a lot. The boys never saw you differently because of your weight though, you were sweet and a really good manager to them so why wouldn't they adore you?
So when they would overhear people from other schools making fun of you just because of something as little as your weight, they didn't take it that lightly.
They would only stop yelling threats and curse words when their next match is about to start or the "bad mouther" runs away. Kuroo once nearly got a bit physical too.
You would then tell them to ignore that when it happens since there is not use wasting breath over people like that, it's not like you take what they say to heart anyway... well most of the time anyway.
But like always. the team refused to ever ignore anyone making fun of you.
It's almost like you have a bunch of protective brothers, they sometimes tease you but no one else can.
I do hope you like it! Let me know if you want more :)
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toofasttoocool · 2 months
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Shuichi (not the harem king version, not interested into that, just good ol cutie mega femboy booty shuichi) made one grave mistake, his booty pants broke again so he went in is usual hyper sized clothes retailer... and stumbled right into kaede akamatsu, the school's queen bee is here and shes dressed even lewder as usual somehow! and according to that grinn of hers, the emo slutboy is in for tease HELL~ <3
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Heh,he is so cute…I have been waiting for that big fat femboy cock since… well, since long!Hehehe…Hehehe…you are not escaping big mean Kaede! "What's up nerd? Do you really think you could escape your favorite Gyaru?Or maybe you want to jerk off to me once again?Like you did in philo class?Lame! Despite his massive fat cock, Lamichi can only go jerky jerky!You were the one who fav all my Instagram pictures? Did you masturbate to those too!Mega Lameeeee!" Just how much can he cum with that?Geez even the quarterback I dated didn't cum that much in a week and look at him,I bet he just…cum like a fountain at the slightest touch!…I could…slide my nail on it and it would stand erect! You know that even the biggest slut of all this place wouldn't touch you with a stick glue to another stick, right?Hehehe… You aren't focusing at all, aren't you?You just look at this cow bikini that perfectly fits those massive milkers,and this perfectly healthy dark skin? Compare to your pale geek one!I bet you would die to pop get those big lips around your massive cock, don't you?For me to go glup glupyou could jerk off right now right?Huh?That's what you want? Hehe,he is blushing,I know those nerds love this kind of outfits,he will be begging to ravage me before the day is over,come on emo boy,get those working balls of yours working. I have an idea!Why don't you just jerk off right now?Yes right now, you can look all you want, but no touchy come on, you can coom for your queen !it's way better than any picture, don't you think? You are a nerd!You should think real fast!Come on cum!Cum!Cum! O!M!G look at him go I was sure he would do it and with two hands!I going to have so much funnnnnnnn!he is way better at it than brandon,kevin,charle,mike…well watnever!Look at my chocolate tits more!Cum!Cum! LOL!Lamichi is a quick shot!He already cum,ewww,it's on my new heels!Or maybe you wanted to cum on them,kyaaaaaa,Lamichi and his super cock are perverts!Twitchy Twitchy!Lamichi can finally cum for his idol and he burst way too soon!LOLOLOLO!But that's okay Queen Kaede is kind! You can cum all you want before class!Yep that's it!You can cum on all of my clothes and make sure that it's extra stinky!I love when the smell stays on my clothes, so everyone will think I got a rough fucking before class! Hehehe,look at this monkey in heat. He is completely ignoring the pain and keeping on jerking off,it's so cuteeee! And his cum so thicc too. Geez, I wish I could just shove that entire thing in my mouth; it looks so tasty!
Hehehe, you are looking at my lips so much!Are you one of those pop big lips fans?Or maybe you heard about my nickname?"The back-class vacuum"?I can do one of those faces you can only see in porn when I suck!Hehehe,you cannot contain yourself lamichi? Maybe my insults make you even harder?Lamichi is a masochist too!Lamichi only likes girls who tower over and trample him!Lamichi is a looser with a fat cock!I have an idea: if you can cum 30 times before class, I will give you one BJ!Hehehe,I bet you love my cheerleader routine!Don't worry, I didn't get there because of my athletic talent. I simply suck my way up! But I will improvise one for you :"Lamichi!Lamichi!He is so lame!Jerking off to blow his brain!Lamichi is in love with me!Lamichi will never lose his virginity!" Wow!How cuteeeeee!he cannot take his eyes off my bouncy breasts!Maybe I should have him as my new Bf!He sound like super fun!Oh and I will not have to worry about homework anymore! Come on Lamichi!You suffer for your queen because you are a big masochist pig!Oink Oink!I want you to cum all your massive balls out!You fucking quickshot!I will let you be my personal pet if you do but you must bark all the way!Come on!Woof Woof Woof!That's right good boy!Woof Woof!Woof!You love to be your bully small dumb doggo!Woof!Look at those jiggly breasts!They are not yours! And you will never touch them!But you can take a longggggg look and jerk off all your neurones to it!You don't need to be smart anyway!Being a Cum slave is perfect for you! Yes,he is perfect!He is my new bf all right! I just have to break up with limp-dick Ouma!Hehehe…
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dabisbratz · 1 year
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I just had a thought!!
What if Gym Trainer Dabi had reader as his client? Like he he takes a look at his clipboard & sees him listed under his schedule. Given no information besides his full name he expects some old fat dude or another horny desperate girl wanting to get in his pants so bad as he is a popular gym trainer amongst the gym rat community.
The moment reader walks in the gym, Dabi just can’t seem to stop looking at him. Like he’s already perfect! From his hourglass figure, to his perky bubble butt, & his cute, innocent face how he so badly wanted to see crying from his pierced cock.
But to keep it, professional (for now), he introduces himself, and find out reader, has been insecure about himself, despite already having a nice figure. Dabi recommend some workouts and even demonstrates with him but they’re not any regular workouts. They are the ones that involve a lot of physical touch, so just imagine the interesting squads that he makes reader do not buy himself, though directly on him to the point, he could actually feel Dobies hardened cock brushing against his sweats from behind. Or maybe some thing even like doing those intimate couple push-ups, but David’s cock is right in front of his face and East time reader goes down and comes back up. He gets a small wiff of musk, flustering him.
Reader is kinda stupid. He doesn’t realize that all these workouts or just for Dabi’s enjoyment to feed his perverted, thoughts & feelings. So while he’s embarrassed, he’s so proceeds to do all these “workouts” just to receive praise.
After the first successful day, Dabi tells the reader he offers rewards to his client who successfully get done with his regiment and lead them to either his private office, or maybe in the shower/locker rooms & just strips reader.
Thoughts are racing as reader fails to comprehend what exactly Dabi’s goal is doing this. Once he successfully stripped down to the skin, he feels a bit self-conscious as he can see the visible lust filled in his trainer’s eyes.
Dabi takes a step forward & places his calloused hands upon reader’s waist, gently massaging his sides, trying to suppress a groan from escaping. He just can’t seem to keep his hands from wandering. To finally get a feel of his now favorite client’s figure against his own, he sure as hell was gonna take advantage of this moment.
Unfortunately, I can’t come up with any words that’d be exchanged between them, but I definitely imagine some kinks/activities involving like praise kink, corruption kink, slapping, & a sir kink. 😮‍💨
OMG I KNEWWWW I SAW THIS I KNEW IT!!! for a second i thought i dreamt it, but somethin was telling me i forgot somethin… stuff always gets buried): i really wanna write this!!! also the piercing mention… glad we can all agree dabi’s got a jacobs ladder/prince albert hehehe… also the reader offering to help dabi close up outta the kindness of his heart?? jus to get fucked against the glass??? n on camera??? yea…. dreamy sigh
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screampied · 2 months
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TW: INCEST
GIRL OK SINCE YOU WANNA KNOW SO BAD I read a confession thingy. It was guy watching his dad f his sis. It was so detailed. I was mortified. It's probably fake but still 😨 everyone..has their own things...ig............
PLEASE THEU WONT STOP DMING ME. NONE OF THEIR DICKS ARE GOOD (ACTUALLY I DIDNT OPEN THEM CUZ EWWW) no way a reddit guys dick is good. I was ok with teasing n all (just pretended that they are actually lookable) then they wanted me to call them sir??? Bitch who do you think u are. Then started saying wild shit about what they'd do to me 💀 it was just funny lmao.
Naoya is way better 🤤 God I can't wiat for him to be animated.
Why are going out? Just stay hom3 smh..
(This is all I remember from the reply..)
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WHATIS GOING ON
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u need to get off reddit🤞 trust me that site is … HELPME so ur just pretending pls. the sir kinks BYE.
naoya is not getter than gojo 🙇‍♀️ WHATR U SAYING. same tho i bet he’d look so pretty animated
I unfortunately have to go out regardless. even if i’m deathly sick bc yk courses n uh life 🫡 i’m an athlete too so it takes up a fat chunk of my time, i’m only on tumblr when i’m like bored and horny heheh
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dainty-fingertips · 2 years
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Okay I have a weird idea, tssm sinister six All fighting for the affection of y/n, who's there to fix their broken tech and be an in house engineer.
I AM A SUCKERRRRRRR FOR THE WHOLE WE-ALL-LIVE-TOGETHER TROPE (thanks to my creepypasta phase in middle school) SO THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOUUUU HEHEHE
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(tumblr gif makers, y'all need to make some tssm sinister 6 gifs fr)
being a resident technician/engineer for the sinister six hcs
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Shocker/Montana would be very... open about his "little" crush on you
"Alright, sugar. I know you're gettin' tired. Why not take a rest with me?" And a wink (bro come on PLEASE)
You laugh at most of his advances because you find them silly and charming, but Montana is internally sobbing
It's very funny to listen to him get interrupted by whoever is within earshot because they all wish they had his confidence but none of them want to be like him
Sandman/Flink Marko is most frequently the one to run in and yell at him
"Hey, cowboy! Leave da girl alone!" and he'd bonk him over the head
and then he would immediately start asking if he could help
he is only polite when it comes to you
"you uhhh... want me ta hold that for ya?"
"Oh, sure. Thanks, Flint!"
sobbing cryig PLEASE HE JUST WANTS TO HOLD YOUR HAND
along with doing suit upgrades and repairs, you also work around the base repairing electronics and other unspecified repairables
very often, Rhino/Alex O'Hirn will struggle with the smaller things like microwave settings and computer keyboards and cellphones and tv remotes an
he asks for help a lot exclusively from you (he is very obvious)
he probably breaks things just to go talk to you because he doesn't know how to properly strike up a convo with this person he has such a crush on
"..........Yn? I think da remote's gooked up again..........."
"[sigh] bring it here, Alex."
Electro/Max Dillon is where things get a little funny, though
he is a being of pure electricity, he has no real 'physical form'
(eighth grade me had a fat crush on tssm electro dhmu)
but wearing the insulator suit, he's able to actually participate in day-to-day activities
like dropping hints to his oblivious electrician
I like to think they spend a bit of time together because, yk,,, electro
and through all of these, he always admires her whenever she patches up something after he accidentally shorts it out
she's never upset with him, but she's firm enough to be respected
"I'll wear the gloves next time, I'm sorry. I'd rather have you on my hands, though. ;)"
"I won't always be here to help you make food! Why depend on me??"
"wait what"
he literally is completely and totally smitten I'm sorry but this man wants nothing more than to give you a kiss
it's very difficult to, however (for obvious reasons) and so he lives in constant torment
Vulture/Adrian Toomes would quickly come in and laugh at him for blowing up the microwave
"Now, dear, don't waste your time with this dolt. I require your help."
",,,,,,let me order a replacement and I'll be right there, doctor"
I think he began to have a crush on you when he realized you actually respected him
Otto is the only one that treats him like an actual retired doctor, but now this charming young lady does too?
You make him feel so young <:) your positivity is quick to spread to this grumpy old man
You often are asked to help Doc Ock/Otto Octavius with work on his actuators
You're no nuclear scientist, but he's always happy to explain to you anything you ask him about
You have been taught things by him that have never left the walls of MIT before (knowledge is power)
"Initially, these were created for the handling of radioactive materials from a safe distance. They've proven useful for many other things as well. Like felonies."
"Though I can't condone, I understand."
He LOOOOVES how respectful and kind you are
ong mans has been starved of that for like 20 years
you remind him of his humanity
He literally will just grab you with the actuators and pull you to his lab if you aren't working
no one else says a word he is the one lawmaker in his house
they all literally know the rest of them like you too but I'm getting like sitcom vibes from this and I am obsessed with it
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ooh youd never watched mh before? like not the og series either? i also really like the new show!
Never! Think might have heard about the toys once, a few years back? A bit isolated out here heheh, and the internet speed is... well
BUT YEAH THE NEW SHOW! Gen 3? THAT ONE!!!!
okay so far i've only seen what's free on youtube and The Monstering and that's enough to tell me something Very Important about this show. Well. A few Very Important Things
1.) HALLOWEEN SCHOOL THATS SPOOKY YES YES YES
when was a kid (one million years ago) i was Obsessed with the idea of Halloween Town and loved imagining all these stories about my version of it
(accessed via a well, for some reason)
imagined being a pumpkin headed scarecrow (legit my first self insert OC, before I know those terms) and hanging out with MY ghoul friends (werewolf, vampire, skeleton, ghost, the usual)
drew fanart for it and daydreamed about it all year long...
my neighbor, the kid i played most with bc neither of us had anyone else, liked playing animal uprising in barbie town and wasn't so keen on the spooks, so my desire for a funky creepy friend group VESTERED. like worms. or maybe maggots
AND NOw
MONTER HIGH?????
There've been other shows or movies that TRY to do this, but they either go too dark for me, or the spook stuff is so surface level it's like halloween decorations
MONSTER HIGH IS JUST- PERFECT
soft core body horror via Frankie! Oh hey Cleo has bugs crawling under her wrappings! The teens are eating EYES and BRAINS and sloppy joes made from TOES?
COMMITED TO THE SPOOK
The students are ACTUAL spooks! Draculaura can turn into a bat! She's got NO reflection! Frankie keeps falling apart- Literally! Ghost students!
Creative use of the spook! Here's an eyeball to record your class project on!
it's VIBES
the vibes are EVERYWHERE
I LOVE BAD PUNS AND THIS IS FULL OF THEM EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME
2.) This show feels safe. Comfortable. Cozy.
Meet Frankie. They use they/them pronouns
THAT JUST HAPPENS SO CASUALLY IT JUST HAPPENS SO EASILY AND WE ALL MOVE ON LIKE ITS NORMAL TO SEE THAT IN A SHOW
Clawdeeeeeen and the school...
the students go from AHH A HUMAN!! to sneaking around trying to eves drop on Clawdeen and the headmistress and now they don't look scared they look curious, they're interested in this human talking about her love of monster stories and how she doesn't fit in with humans and just wants to stay here with them- it's sweet. It's so sweet.
Even before she turn out to be part werewolf, the feeling is, the students like her. They'd be happy to have her stay. There's a connection here even WITHOUT being a monster
like Draculaura and Frankie and Duce want to help Clawdeen figure out what kind of monster she might be SO SHE CAN STAY. the framing is, turning out to be a monster would be the EXCUSE for her to be here, with friends. The ones she already has, now
my heart
dont touch me
I NEED A SOFT SHOW LIKE THIS. I NEED, JUST, HEY WE CAN BE KIND ON A GENERAL BASIS. THE WORLD CAN BE LIKE THIS
3.) the... the expectations of what a body should look like.... break them and be joyful
Clawdeen the werewolf girl is worried for a sec that she doesn't have ENOUGH armpit hair
for fun we get to see it growing THROUGH her SHIRT!
also i dont know why but it feels like this is one of the first times i've seen weregirls with leg and arm hair that has actual, noticeable, fur tufts. not just smooth with a fur coloring. this has Texture. these girls are HAIRY
and again it's just another thing, it's normal at monster high
hey i love it
Iris is on the fear squad
IRIS IS ON THE FEAR SQUAD
the monster who is fat and has one giant eyeball is on monster high's version of the cheerleading squad!
LAGOONA HAS ACTUAL NEEDLE SHAP TEETH
ALLLLLLLL. OF. FRANKIE.
metal leg? Clear and obvious scar stiches all over their body? yep! zero self image issues this monster is just out there grooving!
hey this merdude has a tail with no legs he uses a wheelchair no biggie
look
i have EXTREME dysphoria and no money to do anything about it
i want to go to monster high, too
it looks safe
last and most important of all....
4.) WRITING ! HEY! THE WRITING IS SHARP AND THE EDITING IS CRUNCHY
character voices. CHARACTER VOICES.
THEY HAVE THEM
a lowbar, you might think, and yet i've spent good money on media written for adults that DOES NOT HAVE THIS
i've watched maybe, four five eps? and already i can HEAAR the characters in my head! i can feel the TONE of the show! i can imagine my own little adventures for them bc it's easy to feel what they'd say or do!
I LOVE CHARACTER VOICES
you know what i hate? things that arn't set up! things that are forgotten!
eleven minutes and so far not ONCE has something happened that wasn't set up before hand
Oh everyone's out of the camera ghoul yay- wait. I don't see cleo in the pile. did they forget to animate her?
NOPE
She's still in the camera monster's pocket dimension!
SHE REFUSES TO LEAVE UNTIL IT FINALLY TAKES A GOOD PHOTO OF HER FOR THE FEAR BOOK!
as set up by her having trouble even buying coffee bc her id doesn't look like her, as set up by her new photo also getting ruined accidentally by Frankie, as set up by her getting caught by the monster when she came back to demand another photo!
the way the three bell chime "ding, ding, DOOOM" are used when Clawdeen is exchanging thumbs up with the wolf pack only to cut on the DOOOM to her going into the woods for the pack meeting against her instincts
nervous ding nervous ding BIG DOOOOOM OF THIS IS A BAD IDEA
brain candy
that's brain candy for me
i feel like a zombie media student
"gOoOoOd eDiTtInG....!" i moan, shambling towards the next episode with arms out stretched
there's so much of this tbh its always there
ok i have to stop this rant this is getting ridiculous
QUICK OTHER MENTIONS OF AWESOME
---- VOice acting! I'm sensitive to stiff acting and these ppl are haivng FUN i can FEEEEEEL it. Cleo and Spectra stand out for me. And Lagoona especially. i love Lagoona
---- DESIGN AND COLORS aye it's pretty! my eyes are having fun!
---- MUSIC AND SOUND DESIGN they are on point and make everything ten times better
----- WORLD BUILDING i don't need to explore it but it feels like there's a world and a history of monsters out there and that sells the whole school
----- THE FEELS so far Draculaura in the Food Fight ep hits the hardest. Girl giving a presentation against witch craft, while secretly practicing witch craft, to convince herself it's bad... needing confidence to cast spells correctly, only she loses hers... all of the wanting to be a witch, it makes her feel like her, and then- the realization that that MAKES her a witch. She already IS one. She wants to tell her dad but, just, can't. And her friends support her.... oh, that hit good
And also, of course, Frankie the nonbinary monster!
who isn't a split of guy and girl, or a multiple personality deal. They're just. Nonbinary. They don't need a reason or an explanation.
sure you could say, it's cause they're made up of parts from other people, but the show doesn't say that. Frankie calls those parts their "past" selves/lives. this is their life though and they are their own self. silly, sweet, emotional, curious Frankie Stein. who goes by they/them
as someone with zero gender, who can't introduce my self as they/them, that feels so good
this SHOW feels so good
cleo/frankie is really cute, very adorable, but i think im just bitten for the whole show now. i don't care what happens in particular just let me frolic gleefully in the childhood i wish id had :)
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abahhwbdajsb im crying! that Alan and Tulip story was so cute!! Alan deserves every ounce of gender euphoria and more!!
hehehe im glad you liked it!! ive had some variation of that bit in my head for a long time, I'm glad I finally wrote it out. I've never stated this before but in my head Alan comes from a pretty toxic family and lived in a less than progressive town growing up, so in order to get any respect as a guy he had to confine himself to very restrictive masculinity. Which was better than trying to be a girl, but still, he's fat and trans and curvy and passing as a cis guy just wasn't possible, and the pressure to have that as a goal was constant and grating. i just really love the idea of pregnancy being the thing that finally makes him realize he doesn't owe anyone a gender performance. Especially because pregnancy as a transmasc could be such a scary and dysphoric thing, I just take so much joy in framing it as a gender-affirming thing. Alan's more of a man than most cis dudes tbh and he knows it.
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ask-hannah-blog · 3 months
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Hey Honkers it's been a while! 🥨🥨🥨 Yeah yeah yeah it's me!!! Super super super sorry for being gone for so long stuff just got wild after the Holidays and I never got time to update y'all on little old me! So first things first, me! I wear a nice and comfy size 17 now and I couldn't be happier. Got all my shoes done like the one in my dream and now the smell is so strong you can practically see the stink lines emanate from my salty tootsies! It's super duper yummy 😋🤤
I definitely upgraded from chubby to fat now, but I'm pretty tall so luckily it evens out pretty well. My hands are also pretty big now, I think they grew like that so it'd be easier for me to milk my titties and my wiener when I get hungry or thirsty... convenient! My overbite is so big now that my dumb teeth poke out from my mouth even when it's closed but honestly, it's super cute so I can't complain either! I think that's about it physically? Mentally I've been happier than ever! Though I don't know how much is just my clown hormones and how much is from the thing that's been keeping me so busy!
Drumroll, please....I'm producing! I started feeling bad I got all this yummy food and nobody to give it to, and wouldn't you know it, I think the girls from the nail salon really like little old me! So in exchange for giving them all the yummy stuff they want, and a good dicking, I get free mani/pedis on the house! Sometimes they get a little carried away and start rubbing and worshipping my feet during the pedicure or get handsy with the merchandise but honestly who can blame them??? Not me hyuck hyuck hyuck!!! 🤡😘🤤
They're definitely kinda chubbier and dumber now that they're always doped up on my salty treats but honestly, they're so happy and they asked for it in the first place I can't blame them! hehehe it's so funny now when I walk into the salon with my sausage out and they all just drop what they were doing and start crawling towards me all drooly and stuff! Super cute! And don't worry, when I'm not around to take care of them, my plushy babies are there for them! I gave away a few to each of them and they've been enjoying a bit of "Pretzel at Home" through them. I'm kinda jelly but luckily it's not like my babies don't take care of me still! Nothing like drifting to sleep with all of your holes filled, know what I mean? Heheh hyuck
Super proud of your own progress btw girl! Sissy and Daisy make me so proud to be your humble servant and I approve of your progress on Toe Cleavage, the only thing is, I don't think I want her to be a dom. I've definitely grown into more of a top and well... the more I think about it, the more the only person I want giving me orders is you.
Anyways having all these fuckbuddies is part of the reason why I've been so busy, but the other reason is... I wanted to surprise you, Hannah. Every single night I've been running around in this stupid night circus trying to find your tent and I keep getting lost (or uhhh... distracted... feeding... eating...) and rrragh! It's super annoying!
I wanted to meet you! Do you remember all that time ago when you said you would send me a video of you going to town on your Goof's feet if I recorded myself worshipping my pretzel toes and making them all big and stuff? I didn't forget that. I wanted to do it live in front of everyone at your tent! Record it and stream it for posterity like those science guys who recorded your dream all the way back then! I can't find the way... can you help me please? Try to find me or send someone out to do for you and bring me home to you, my queen. It would make my day... or night, I guess. If you or Daisy could give me the directions to your office when Toe Cleavage is all done getting clowned up that would be swell. Maybe I'll even drop in an application when I'll come pick her up 😜 I hope you're well Queen Honkers, your ever faithful, Pretzel The Clown.
🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨
Awwwww!
Our little Pretzel is growing up, and becoming a Dom! 🥰 Hehe what happened to the shy little trans girl hiding under her hoodie when in public? Now you’re wadling around tootsies loose, and weiner dangling! What a success story!
Very well. I’ll turn toe cleavage into your submissive Clownie pet. Serves her right for being such a tease with those slutty tootsies. She caused my poor pet Pretzel such anguish jerking off to those toes, with no relief in sight. Any decent citizen would have offered a foot job to their Clownie admirers. So I’ve got no choice but to sentence her to life under your Salty toes, to be punished as you see fit.
She’ll have a big pink Afro made of always regenerating cotton candy. Her titties will be filled with fizzy soda just like you. We’ll give her a big farty booty too, that can produce whip cream! Hehe she’s gonna have some wet creamy farts! Her panties are gonna be a mess! And of course we’ll give her a dick to match pretzel’s. One that can churn out frozen yogurt! 13flavours! You just gotta tug on her balls to change it. And of we’ll give her smaller feet than pretzel, subservient little clompers, with a sweet fruity scent. I’ll keep her skinny too, but only so Preyzel can enjoy pumping up her prize hog. She’ll be the perfect employee for the snack stand!
And I’m so glad you found a place in the world that appreciates your special brand of clowny treats! Soooooo hot that you’ve got your own stable of normie hogs, sedated and fat off your cum. Loved hearing about that. And it’s so great that your nasty stuffies are making friends. I know it’s hard to let go of your favorite cum rags, but you gotta let your toys stretch their cocks and fly!
That’s why you’re my fave! You’re following my commands perfectly, you’re getting out there and making normies happy! I bet they just have the sweetest smiles on their face as your mayo drips from their mouths. Hehe you’ll have to take me someday so I can see how well you’ve trained them to service clown feet!
It’s kind of funny. I’ve been hearing more and more about my clownies gaining these normie followers. It’s like we’re getting more powerful or something. I mean for me to have followers is just natural, ya know? But for a gross hog like Pretzel? Hehe can you imagine how pathetic you’d have to be to worship her? Hehe!
Don’t get me wrong girl, you’re sexy as hell, but you’re hardly regal. 🤷‍♀️ to each their own though, huh babe?
I guess it makes sense we’re clowns afterall, it’s only natural we draw a crowd, a loyal following. Now each of you can get a little taste of what I have from all of you! Hehe.
And you’re right Pretzel, you’re a star. I mean you work a fast food stand at MY circus, why should anyone think they could tell you what to do? Except me of course, always me, eagerly me, right pet?
You’ve been so good to look for me. I know it’s hard to find your way. So many distractions in the circus huh? That’s why I let you all come to me. So of course I’ll bring you home.
I’ll have Daisy get in touch, m’kay?
Can’t wait to have you home, where you belong, right between my honey toes, where I can give your tubby yummy lots of scritches and honks!
Hehe k, love ya Babe, see you soon 💙
Ms. Honkers
P.S is that your first time declaring yourself Pretzel The Clown? So hot! I mean I’ve always known you as Pretzel but it’s hot to see you accepting the name I gave you as your true name. Fits you so much better than whatever boring human name you were going by!
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koulakoukoula2003 · 2 years
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Hello you beautiful human 🤩
I have an idea for a smut, if you don't mind hehehe 👉👈
So like y/n is feeling insecure about her body and her looks and erwin you know, makes y/n feel that she is the most beautiful woman and that he loves her so much 🥺🥺
Heheheheh
Anon, I have a feeling you love the insecure!reader x Erwin trope 😂 Let's pretend the reader is very thicc and juicy here (like me lol). I totally didn't pull this from my Erwin x OC fic 😳
Genre: fluffy fluff, a lil bit of sexual elements MDNI I guess I'm sorry it didn't turn out into a full smut I'm sleep deprived
You are such a pretty little thing and it really frustrates him to know that you don't actually believe it. He hates that you think so low of yourself. Despite everything you have achieved so far - climbing up the ranks so easily and being his Strategic Analyst. Being that one person that was helping him plan out everything with your brilliant, strategic ideas.
Despite it all, you avoided looking at the mirror. In a Regiment where everyone was fucking ripped you were fat and disgusting and you had no idea what he saw in you. You weren't a soldier. You didn't have to face titans so naturally you didn't work out as much as everyone else in the survey corps did.
But you were the brightest, prettiest, most precious woman. His woman.
Tonight was one of those nights that the two of you finally finished the neverending work.
It was past midnight when he lied you down and crawled on top of you. His large body hovered over your own, covering you completely beneath him, and despite your enlarged tummy and squishy chest, he somehow always managed to make you feel small beneath his frame.
His mouth found your own again. He kissed you and ran his tongue all over your mouth, gathering your sweet taste.
He unbuttoned your shirt and revealed your breasts. Rich mounts trapped behind your white, innocent bra. You let out a small whine and your hands reached to cover your chest, your stomach instinctively.
After all this time of being together, you were still so shy. He wanted to smirk. His shy, innocent girl. It would be such a shame if he turned you into a complete slut. He would enjoy so much to steal everything that was still pure about you and replace it all with himself. He wanted to be the only thing on your mind for now, and forever.
“Why’s my little girl so shy?” Erwin gently pushed her hands away from your body and guided you to hold onto his shoulders instead.
“I… I’m not… pretty, ‘win,” you bit your lip, and a large blush spread down your neck, your cheeks. You turned your head from him trying to hide your rosy cheeks in the pillow, but he harshly caught your chin, sinking his fingers in your cheeks, and forcing you to look at him.
“Give me that bullshit one more time, and I’m going to leave you like this,”
It was certainly not the first time you were having this conversation.
You bit your lip and buried your face in his neck instead, wrapping your arms tightly around his broad shoulders. “ ‘m sorry, daddy,” you mumbled shyly in his neck, not wanting to look him in the eye as you clutched on him.
He couldn’t help it. It frustrated him knowing how you viewed yourself. Ugly and imperfect, and unworthy of him. Him – the man who had let so many people die already for his own selfish reasons, and he had just taken the reins of the Survey Corps. How many people were going to die under his leadership in one, two, three years? It was him who wasn’t worthy of you. You were perfect. You were beautiful. Your face, your body was perfect. Your lips, the right size, and pink and plush and plump. Your eyes, huge and bright and curious. The way you always dressed so plain, but so beautiful. You never provoked a man. You were plain with long baggy skirts and long-sleeved shirts, hiding your skin because you always thought of yourself as not beautiful and ugly and unworthy.
But after all those women that he had seen and been with, they weren’t even close to you. And in all your perfection, you were brilliant. Brains and beauty never came together – but you had both. You were precious and unique.
He cupped your cheek and urged you to look up at him, pulling back slightly. Your cheeks were bright red and so warm beneath his large thumb. Your lips, bitten by your and your eyes straying away from his.
“Look at me, my little angel,” He pressed his forehead against your own, earning your attention at last. “You’re perfect. Don't you ever think otherwise, understood?"
You bit your lip and nodded. "Yes, daddy,"
"Good girl,"
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plaindangan · 9 months
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LC-Toko very obviously likes her colossal backside, no doubts about it. She can say all she wants about how it’s ‘nothing but useless fat’ but she totally wants it stepped on like a footstool.
Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!
"N-n-n-no!! U-untrue! I-I would never w-want that, i-idiot!!" Toko furiously said and her way went towards covering her massive booty that was sticking out like a sore thumb even with her long skirt covering it. "J-j-just who would ever want this...this fat filled thing! I k-keep bumping into e-everything when I w-walk, i-it always makes this cl-clapping noise that g-gets...p-people's attention. A-and...s-so many...guys and girls like to stare at it even~ Some even slap it or sq-squeeze it, hehehe, th-those pervs~ W-well...I-I suppose if someone like M-m-master did wanted to use th-this m-meaty thing as a footstool then I...!!! W-waiiiit!!!! D-damn it!! Y-you made me m-monologue!!! Y-you're the worst!!!!!!!" Toko immediately turned to run away. The sounds of her cheeks clapping all the way home~
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babydinojojo · 12 days
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Day 7(4/14/24)
uhhh- when the hell did Iast write in this shit? I deadass don't know, ok anyways... A LOT has happened these past couple of months so let's begin shall we.
Let's start with the highs:
Me and Van/Vanni have been dating for about 9 months now and I don't regret a single moment of it at all. The reason why I put Van is because he's Genderfuild and he's feeling like a femboy currently so I'm calling him Van for right now. Ever since I met Van I've never been more madly in love with someone my entire life... Van maintained that perfectness inside of him, he's just so beautiful and cute he's just oh my god... He's so amazing... I couldn't have asked for a better partner than him.. I love him so much... Thank you God for answering our prayers and having us be together. We're gonna be reaching 10 on the 29th and guess what... I wouldn't change a thing at all.... I just wish we can be together irl.... But God I know you'll make that happen... And guess what once that day comes I'm never letting Van go. His regression just makes him cuter... Every time he's in a mindset of a toddler or just a wittle baby boy or girl he just get so much cuter... And I love taking care of him*smiles* it's like I'm actually taking care of a wittle baby hehehe... And the fact he has a Paci named Nunu as well bro... Jesus Christ... That's literally a perfect name for a Paci... Jesus Christ I love this boy to fucking death he's just perfect... Van Van if you're reading this I love you so much, and I always will.. more than anything on this entire planet with all my heart
The Rp: I love it. I wouldn't change a thing about
Van Van and the RP are the only positive things that happened... now onto the negatives and there are A LOT!
College: I'm stressed TF out rn and my friend group is fucking annoying. They're so annoying to the point where I don't even talk to them outside at school. Like bro deadass it's always "Yo Bro where you at", or "Jordie what's the answer to this or Jordie I need help or Jordie blah blah blah" Nadia with all do respect shut the fuck up and go meat ride your fat ass on someone's dick that isn't m- oh wait a minute at least I know how to pull a guy(Van) if I wanted too. Thank god I have Van/Vanni I don't want that disgusting pig of a bitch and Van/Vanni is the only girl/guy I WANT. Atp I should literally suggest she goes into a pig pen and fuck all of the pigs inside of it.
Don't even get me started on Juan Pablo bro. Nigga is deadass annoying and doesn't know how or WHEN to SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP. And how tf do you let yourself nearly get groomed by a 30 year old man on Grindr. In fact why the hell do you have it TOO BEGIN WITH!? It literally took Sley to intervene and shit before you actually did something you regret and you even lied about your age... you told the man you were 18!?!!!! What the actual fuck is wrong with your retarded ass JP. WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT!!?? Jordie calm down it's fine y'all talked about it and that's ok he knows not to do that shit now. I know I know, but I don't want him to get groomed let alone get fucking robbed or killed cause of a cat fish. I know how it feels to be groomed
Sley and Neha are ok tho, but I barely see them. Oh well
Stressing me tf out. I already missed mad classes this semester and I be in the library during those days lol but the grind is gonna be worth it. Cause imma get my degree, move in with Van, get a high paying job, and start a family with him. Jesus college is such a pain in the ass, but hey at least there's that story we have to do the for the essay. Remember the first day me and Van Rp'd I'm gonna do that, but we introduced Will earlier and she kidnapped Vanni and held her hostage. Imma need Gabe so I'm bringing his ass back from the dead so that's Lovely ASF.
What's crazy is that I still here about that stupid ass piece of shit Krisy a lot from Paola. When we do talk that is it's like once or twice every 3 weeks. She fills me in on what's going on and shit and how Brayden and Kris keeps Harrison her. It's like Brayden I get she cheated, but dude you pushed her to that point. You were a serious piece of shit towards her and she felt so unhappy in that relationship. Can I be honest here, they are ALL in the wrong... Paola SHOULDN'T had cheated with Brayden and she should have just told him he lost feelings for her and shit instead of being so secretive around him. Ax from the rp said it himself.. "cheating is the unforgivable sin" and me and Van have been cheated on before. But hey at least Krisy cheating on me got me Van in the first place LOL SMD KRISY!!!
But yea they all in the wrong, Brayden shouldn't had escalated this leaking all of Paolas nudes and shit... nigga is in possession of CP... Her Nudes are LITERAL CHILD PORN! And Brayden is a minor too mind you... so theoretically They all get in trouble. Krisy had the AUDACITY to take Brayden side, but she's a hypocrite cause... Again she's a cheating scumbag... And not to mention Paola had gotten doxxed too and she COULD have stopped it but didn't so now she has to face the same punishment LOL. It's a bunch of retarded shit but hey at least IM not involved.
Wait its 2:19 AM.. I should be sleeping 😭😭 WTF!!??? Alright lemme check on the server rq to see if anyone new joined ok nope. Okay going nini now. Nini!!
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pesterloglog · 3 months
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Jade Harley, Calliope, Roxy Lalonde
Meat, page 19
JADE: so you see janes neoliberal austerity measures—
JADE: as i outlined here in graph b-2
JADE: and here in figure a-6
JADE: and here!!! in this very spooky drawing i dictated to callie
JADE: (great drawing by the way!!!)
CALLIOPE: ^u^
JADE: —will no doubt lead to a whole bunch of ugly societal backlashes
JADE: not just in economic terms but on a number of other more serious vertices that weve been lucky enough to avoid on new earth so far
ROXY: u dont say
JADE: i DO say!!!
JADE: the thing is that jane is an establishment leader
JADE: shes looking at doing things the way our old universes did them
JADE: shes pretty convinced that shes going to be able to replicate the capitalist hierarchies that earth had but in a more “responsible” way
JADE: but none of that stuff actually worked!!!!!
ROXY: and u think karkat can do better?
JADE: i think its worth it to give him a chance
JADE: hes a leader of the people AND hes experienced firsthand what happens when establishment goes too far
JADE: which i imagine you can sympathize with!
JADE: and!!
JADE: that’s my pitch!!!!
CALLIOPE: i’m...
CALLIOPE: going to get Us tea and snacks. woUld yoU like some, jade?
JADE: oh
JADE: yeah sure
CALLIOPE: any preferences?
JADE: ummm pumpkin matcha if you have it
CALLIOPE: of coUrse. i’ll be right back.
JADE: soooo..........
JADE: what do you think?
ROXY: hmmmm
ROXY: well i gotta say
ROXY: this has been a hella convincing argument all in all
ROXY: buuuuut idk if i can help u out
JADE: what????
JADE: why not?!
ROXY: i just dont rly
ROXY: care about politics that much i guess
ROXY: also this election is all kinds of personal
ROXY: i mean if i came into ur house and asked u to make some grand political w/e against your bff
ROXY: would you be all
ROXY: oh yea totes sign me tf up
ROXY: im alls ABOUT the sowing of discord among my childhood friends
JADE: siiiigh let me guess
JADE: dirk got to you first
ROXY: not even
ROXY: i got no problem tellin dirk where to stick it lmao
ROXY: but dirks not the one running
JADE: you think hes NOT the one pulling the strings behind the scenes?
ROXY: sure but give janey a lil credit
ROXY: shes got more moxie and ambition in her pinky than the rest of us got all together
ROXY: shes been planning this for years
ROXY: but shes yknow
JADE: ruthless? :B
ROXY: *fragile*
ROXY: shes gotta be miss perfect all the time for the billboards n press meetings
ROXY: always wearin those power suits trying to look like a big bad bitch
JADE: you mean like....... the condesce?
ROXY: wow ouch
JADE: im not just imagining it though, right???
JADE: you see it too
JADE: not to dredge up something horrible from your history
JADE: but her whole image is just kinda...... *woof*
ROXY: is that what you guys think?
ROXY: u and dave and karkat?
JADE: well...
JADE: yeah
ROXY: well janes not perfect
ROXY: and idk if shell be a good president
ROXY: but shes not betty crocker
ROXY: and i luv her and i dont wanna hurt her feelings
ROXY: and thats p much all there is to say on the matter
JADE: fiiiiine
JADE: i understand
JADE: callie what about you?
CALLIOPE: oh, i’d rather stay Uninvolved, thank yoU.
JADE: :(
CALLIOPE: i feel like interfering in both politics and a personal argUment between my friends woUld be impolite as well as kind of... stressfUl, to be honest.
JADE: yeah
JADE: sorry callie i probably shouldnt have put all that on you
CALLIOPE: less apologizing, more snacking!
JADE: wow callie youre such an amazing hostess!
JADE: hehehe roxy youre so lucky to have her
ROXY: psst not “her,” “them”
JADE: oh
JADE: oh!!!!!!
JADE: oh wow!
JADE: im sorry i didnt mean to be uh... culturally insensitive?
JADE: have i just been stupidly calling you a girl for years like a big fat dummy??
JADE: oh nooooo! im such an asshole!!!!!
CALLIOPE: yoU are absolUtely not an asshole!
CALLIOPE: i didn’t mind being called a girl. i still don’t really mind, it’s jUst not exactly... accUrate.
CALLIOPE: bUt i did take comfort in “being a girl” for a very long time. this is something i’ve only recently decided.
ROXY: yea...!
ROXY: m-me too actually
JADE: you??
ROXY: o yeah we are both a “they” household now
ROXY: package deal thing
ROXY: things r nonbinary as fuck around here
JADE: really?
ROXY: yup
ROXY: well
ROXY: i mean thats probably a dumb and bad way to say it dont tell anyone i said it that way rofl
ROXY: but yeah thats about whats goin on
ROXY: wow that felt good to say aloud man
ROXY: ahah hahaha hell of a way to come out
JADE: its ok
JADE: i dont wanna make you uncomfortable
ROXY: i know
JADE: but i am curious!
JADE: if you need to talk about it i mean
ROXY: maybe
ROXY: callie and i have been talkin about it a lot
ROXY: unpackin all kinda baggage w/ their alien stuff and my human stuff
ROXY: and so i got to thinking
ROXY: what even is gender
ROXY: amirite lol?
JADE: oh yeah
JADE: that makes sense i guess........
JADE: so youre uh
JADE: not...... “doing gender” anymore??
ROXY: ya i guess not lmfao
ROXY: i mean that was all stuff from our old universe
ROXY: whyd we even bring it here right?
JADE: right
CALLIOPE: my ideas aboUt gend—
CALLIOPE: —er were entirely inflUenced by my time watching earth.
CALLIOPE: i sUppose i only thoUght of myself as a girl because my, Um...
CALLIOPE: my brother took mascUlinity qUite serioUsly.
CALLIOPE: by which i mean, he became very enthUsiastic aboUt all the things it sUpposedly meant to be a boy.
CALLIOPE: cherUb existence is dichotomoUs, bUt not in the same way hUman biology is.
CALLIOPE: i sUppose oUr view of hUman cUlture indirectly inflUenced alternia’s development, which in tUrn affected yoUrs, which is something i’ve had a lot of time to think aboUt since we came here.
CALLIOPE: it’s all so very circUitoUs and arbitrary.
ROXY: yeah exactly!
ROXY: like when u think about it...
ROXY: so much of what earth c thinks what boys and girls “SHOULD” do comes straight from the imagination of a bunch of dumb teens
ROXY: which is totally FUCKED
JADE: sure
ROXY: i mean what am i gonna do
ROXY: get married and pop out 100 bbs?
JADE: uh... no???
ROXY: exactly
ROXY: i mean once upon a time i guess i thought about that
ROXY: but i dont think its what i really wanted
ROXY: i just liked the idea of me and dirk makin some smart ass awesome kids together
ROXY: cuz i liked the idea of dirk
ROXY: and also literally no one else on the entire planet was alive at the time
ROXY: but we had some babies without even bein consulted about it anyway so w/e
JADE: your kids ARE pretty cool
ROXY: i KNOW right?
JADE: personally im a big fan!
JADE: i...
JADE: i.........
ROXY: jade?
ROXY: o shit
CALLIOPE: is she okay?
ROXY: idk
ROXY: get a cloth from the kitchen! and some water!
CALLIOPE: okay! i’ll be right back!
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How Ruby Got Fat
Author's Note: As a shameless multishipper, I was very much looking forward to writing what basically turned out to be "what if I shipped Ruby with everyone else in RWBY and JNPR (except Yang)?" Turned out a lot of people liked it. Even decided to write a spicier version (which you'll see in the next post in 2 hours time).
“Ruby, I don’t think you should be hanging out with your friends as much,” Yang said, looking down at her rather rotund sister as the pair spoke. The courtyard was quiet at this time of afternoon, other than the two sisters and their discussion.
“Hey, I thought you wanted me to meet new people here at Beacon. Heck, I live in the same room as some of them. Why can’t I meet up with them?” Ruby asked, a touch incredulous.
“Ruby, I just think your friends might be a bad influence on you,” Yang said, her eyes drifting down to Ruby’s belly that stretched the black fabric of her outfit, a much larger outfit than the one she first arrived at Beacon Academy with. Ruby scrunched her face, trying to figure out what Yang meant.
“I can't think of anything that bad they did. It not like I'm drinking or doing drugs or stuff,” Ruby thought out loud.
“That's not what I meant. I was talking more about this thing,” Yang explained, pointing to Ruby's round belly. To make herself absolutely clear, she grabbed two big handfuls of belly fat and shook them, making Ruby wobble like jelly.
“Hehehe, that tickles,” Ruby said through giggles as she let Yang keep going. Yang let Ruby's belly go, leaving it to jiggle on its own for a moment or two longer.
“C'mon, you have to know this was because of them. You were tiny when you got to Beacon, then you start hanging out with them all the time and you get huge,” Yang exclaimed, trying her best to rein in her exasperation.
“Oh, that's what you meant? Yeah, I think I know how that happened...”
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“Uh, Weiss, are you sure we need to order that much food?” Ruby asked, idly fidgeting in her chair. Ruby couldn’t help but feel out of place at any sort of restaurant, let alone one like the establishment that Weiss had brought her to.
“If it was anyone else, I would say no, but I cannot believe that you’ve never had Atlesian cuisine before and that is a tragedy that needs to be resolved by having you try as much as possible,” Weiss explained as she sat, prim and proper, in her chair.
“Yeah, but we ordered, like, a quarter of the menu and that’s only the main meal,” a confused Ruby near exclaimed.
“Yes, but we’re sharing them, and also Atlesian cuisine traditionally has very small…” Before Weiss could finish, a trolley rolled up to the pair’s table. The pair saw three hefty dishes, all of which made full use of the large plates that they came on. The waiter quickly placed them on the table, each of them making a solid thud as they hit the table. Then, as quick as he arrived the waiter was gone, leaving the stunned girls with their massive mountains of food.
“Uh, what were you going to say, Weiss?” Ruby asked, her attention fixed to the massive and hearty meals in front of her.
“I don’t think this is traditional Atlesian cuisine,” Weiss said, sounding almost disheartened, as well as somewhat concerned. “Maybe we should go elsewhere.”
“No, we don’t need to,” Ruby quickly piped up. “We don’t need to make a fuss, I’ll definitely eat this. I mean, it smells really good, so why don’t we try it. We can go somewhere else next time,” she added as she picked up her fork and began digging in.
An hour and an incredibly stuffed belly later, Ruby was leant back in her chair, her waist cincher almost completely undone to allow for her heavily bloated belly to have some well needed room. Ruby was rubbing her aching belly with one hand and stifling small burps with another. Weiss sat across from her, her flustered face taking on a red tinge.
“I-I can’t believe you managed to eat all of that! You’re practically skin and bone! How can you have an appetite like that?!” Weiss asked, louder than the social decorum of the establishment preferred, judging by the moment of awkward silence.
“I don’t know,” Ruby groaned. “The food was so good though, I won’t say no if you wanna do it again and pay for it,” she added with more of a moan that a groan.
“We must do it again. There is so much Atlesian culture and cuisine that you need to try, and I’ll be sure to help you try it all,” Weiss said, probably a little too excited for someone innocently trying to introduce a friend to her culture. Still, Ruby was more than happy for Weiss to enthusiastically introduce her to her culture.
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“Aw, Blake, you didn’t have to bring cookies,” Ruby said sweetly, trying her best to tug her pyjama top down and hold it over the hint of pudge that was beginning to form around her midsection.
“I felt like it would be rude to ask for your help and not reward you for it,” Blake explained, her eyes flicking between Ruby’s eyes and the beginnings of a belly that Ruby was trying to hide. A decently sized bag of cookies and a well-used notebook sat next to Blake, dressed in her normal
“Well, it’s still really nice of you to do this,” Ruby said with a beaming smile as she sat next to Blake on her bottom bunk. “So, what’s this thing you’re writing?”
“Well, it's just a plan at the moment, but it's going to be about two women going against their restaurant-owning families and open their own place together. It’s about their coming of age and friendship while dealing with the difficulties in their life,” Blake said sheepishly as she handed Ruby the notebook. Ruby nodded as she cracked open the bag of cookies and began perusing Blake’s notes.
The pair sat in silence, an anxious one for Blake and a comfortable one for Ruby. Ruby finished with the notebook at about the same time she absentmindedly pawed at the bottom of the now empty bag. That was when her fullness finally hit her. Her stomach began a dull ache as Ruby’s stomach was packed to near capacity. Ruby tried her best to act like nothing was wrong, but Blake could immediately tell. Blake’s cheeks picked up a faint dusting of a red blush as she saw Ruby’s round little belly poke out from the bottom of Ruby’s top. She fought the urge to keep looking and looked up at Ruby, who was blushing just as hard as Blake, the embarrassment of being unable to conceal her belly getting to her.
“S-So, uh, what did you think?” Blake asked nervously, trying her hardest to look at Ruby’s face. When doing that made Blake notice how soft Ruby’s jawline was now, she moved her focus to Ruby’s eyes before her head was taken over by distracting trains of thought.
“I don’t know all that much about restaurants, even with Weiss taking me to one every few days…” Ruby answered, trailing off towards the end as she absentmindedly rubbed her belly. Blake perked up, and silently forced herself to focus on the writing, not the food Ruby was probably eating or the effect it was having on Ruby’s body.
“I’m not an expert on those either, so I would appreciate the help. I can pay in more cookies,” Blake replied. “I can also get more cookies for you when you read drafts and similar things.”
“Sounds fun to me,” Ruby said with a cheery smile, hoping that this didn’t get too out of control.
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Ruby was very conflicted as she sat in Team JNPR’s dorm room. On the one hand, she was regretting agreeing to help Jaune test out his cooking. With the regular restaurant trips with Weiss, with more than enough food being ordered for her, as well as plenty of cookie payments from Blake, Ruby was looking a fair bit chubbier than she was at the start of her time at Beacon. It was getting to the point where she would suck her stomach in almost all the time just so her belly would look like it used to and so her cincher wouldn’t squeeze too tightly, as she was doing right now as she sat and waited on Jaune. The food was what was creating the internal conflict, as the food that Weiss ordered for her was always amazing, and Blake’s cookies were borderline addictive. It was only made worse as a delicious smell drifted into the dorm, almost certainly from Jaune’s cooking. That suspicion was confirmed when Jaune strolled in, a big glass serving dish filled with a hearty cottage pie in his oven mitts. That set off a hungry rumble in Ruby’s stomach, despite the generous breakfast Ruby had had not too long ago.
“Phew, didn’t burn it,” Jaune said hopefully. “Yeah, so this is my family’s recipe that they pass down to their kids, and I’ve never gotten a chance to make it, so I really need you to be honest with me and tell me if it needs work.” Ruby’s eyes went wide as Jaune set down the dish, as the pie looked like it would serve an entire family and then some.
“Uh, Jaune, is it meant to be this big?” Ruby asked sheepishly. Jaune raised an eyebrow, before pulling the recipe from his pocket and studying it again. After a moment long enough for Ruby to bathe in the intoxicating aroma of the pie, Jaune put his face in his hand.
“It serves six, this is way too much for you,” Jaune said, embarrassed and anguished.
“No, wait, hey, I can eat this, or maybe some of it. I’m kind of a big eater these days, even if I don’t really try to be,” Ruby reassured quickly.
“Hey, you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Don’t overfill yourself just because I made food. I already learned that one the hard way,” Jaune warned. Before he could carry on, Ruby was already motoring through the pie.
“Mmm, this is pretty good,” Ruby said through a mouth full of pie. Jaune beamed with pride at Ruby’s muffled words.
“Th-thanks,” was all Jaune could get out as he spotted Ruby’s belly filling out as she stopped sucking it in. Ruby’s belly spilled over and under the cincher and pushed it loose as her belly grew fuller and fuller and larger and larger.
As Ruby forced the last of the pie into her mouth, her cincher managed to work itself undone, falling to the side. Ruby was more than happy to be rid of it, since it was just getting in the way nowadays. Ruby let out a loud burp as she rubbed her belly.
“Oh yeah, that was some good pie,” Ruby near moaned. Jaune’s face went bright red as he held his mitts over his crotch for absolutely normal reasons and he definitely wasn’t hiding anything.
“Oh, uh, coolcoolcool. Hey, so, can you think of any improvements, maybe?” Jaune asked, trying to distract himself. Ruby thought long and hard before coming up with an idea.
“Maybe try do something unique and special with it. I mean, my dad’s ‘special recipe’ for this soup he likes making is a recipe from a book his parents gave him that he just added stuff to,” Ruby suggested, before letting out a groan as she shuffled in her chair to let herself lean back a little more and a little more comfortably. “If you need a taste tester, I’m usually free, just not right now because I am way too full.”
“Alright, great!” Jaune said, his voice cracking slightly with not very well-hidden excitement. “I’ll start coming up with new ideas now.”
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By now, Ruby had definitely reached the acceptance stage of being fat. Sucking it in didn’t stop Ruby from being at least a little bit round, and it certainly wouldn’t hide how much she had filled out pretty much everywhere. From her face to her thighs there was obviously a fair bit more pudge than there used to be. Ruby didn’t let it get to her, after all she still had very loving friends, all the incredible food she could want, and she still kicked plenty of Grimm and people butt, no matter her size. She was probably luckier than most, since her classmates were mostly the sort of people to not bully her for it, and the few that did didn’t want to bully her enough to risk provoking Yang Xiao Long. Of course, Ruby was only getting bigger with all of her regular food-based commitments. The Ruby Rose of a few months ago would definitely have turned down more, but when Pyrrha asked Ruby to come along with her to a dinner held by one of her sponsors, Ruby was more than happy to say yes. Pyrrha didn’t even get a chance to offer to buy her a dress that fit and nice shoes that weren’t ‘lady stilts’, but Pyrrha still made the offer and Ruby was well and truly sold.
Ruby probably felt even more out of place at the sponsor dinner than she felt even at the restaurants that Weiss brought her to, but she was here with Pyrrha and she was getting free food, so she was more than happy. She didn’t fully realise what she had agreed to until she got a gentle tap on the shoulder.
“Ruby, I’m sorry, but could I put some of this on your plate?” Pyrrha asked in a barely audible whisper. Ruby raised an eyebrow in confusion.
“You don’t want it? It’s really nice,” she said somewhat quietly after quickly swallowing the mouthful she nearly instantly snatched up. Weiss had made it very clear not to talk with her mouth full and that lesson stuck with Ruby, at least when she went anywhere nice.
“It is nice, but I can never eat very much at these events. I just don’t feel comfortable like this,” Pyrrha explained in her incredibly quite whisper. “Sorry for doing this to you, but…”
“Relax, it’s fine,” Ruby said with a dismissive wave, before giving her belly a pat. “This bad boy can fit so much food in it, I can totally fit yours.”
“Thank you, so much,” Pyrrha said, looking like a weight had lifted from her shoulder as she subtly slid most of her food on to Ruby’s plate.
“Psh, this all I need to eat? This is easy for me,” Ruby said confidently, looking at what she would consider a normal dinner for herself.
“There’s more courses to come, and they are shockingly large courses. There is also the dessert that you’ll need to finish for me,” Pyrrha warned. “If you need to stop, please tell me.”
“I’m sure I can handle it,” Ruby said before digging in to her meal. Five courses for nearly two later and Ruby was feeling pretty full. She had been fuller, no doubt, but that was a long time ago before the regular mountains of food dramatically improved her stomach capacity. Ruby let out a long breath and rubbed her packed belly through the tight crimson dress.
“Are you okay, Ruby?” Pyrrha asked as she offered a hand to help Ruby up and out of her seat. Ruby nodded slowly.
“That was more than I expected. I thought fancy people food was all tiny food and fancy drawings with the sauce,” Ruby said as she slowly and unsteadily rose to her feet. “Not that I’m complaining, more food is way better than stuff like that.” The pair made their way out of the place, Pyrrha making just enough farewells to stay polite while still getting out quickly.
“That was much better with you here,” Pyrrha said with a sigh of relief as she put an arm around Ruby’s shoulders, bringing Ruby in close enough to just begin to sink into Ruby’s soft side. “Would you like to come to more of these events? My sponsors seem to keep inviting me to these things, so this might go on for a while.”
“If you keep paying for dresses my fat bod will fit in, I’ll keep coming,” Ruby said with a friendly smile.
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Ruby’s bountiful belly was on display as she sat at Team JNPR’s breakfast table with Nora. Ruby was well and truly too big for her old pyjama top, but it was cute and she was starting to enjoy having her belly out, along with most of the other aspects of her new size. Having to get new pyjama pants, along with a lot of other clothes, wasn’t one of those aspects, but it definitely helped Ruby focus on just how big she was getting now. Her size was only sort of going through her mind as she idly rubbed her hungry globe of a bare belly while her and Nora waited.
“Oh man, I’m so glad you’re joining me for pancakes, Ruby!” Nora cheered. “Seriously, these pancakes Renny makes are super good and it’s gotta be a crime to not share them. Plus, he can make all sorts of pancakes, strawberry pancakes, chocolate chip pancakes, even bacon pancakes like from this show I watch…”
“I want all three of those things, and I want a lot of them,” Ruby said, practically almost drooling at Nora’s words. Nora leaned back and turned to the kitchen where Ren was cooking up a storm.
“You hear that, Ren?!” Nora said, probably louder than she needed to, since Ren was only on the other side of the room.
“Already made them,” Ren responded as he plated up about two dozen pancakes. He brought two plates over with a dozen each, each plate having a variety of pancakes on offer.
“Thanks babe,” Nora said, shooting finger guns at Ren, who took it with a gentle and warm smile. Ren quickly went back over to the kitchen as Ruby processed the interaction, thinking it over with a forkful of pancakes in her mouth.
“Wait, are you two a thing?” she asked carefully. “Like, a dating thing.” Nora shrugged.
“Sorta. We’re not, like, official or exclusive or anything, we just like each other,” Nora said, her eyes flicking over to Ren as she talked and a soft smile hitting her face as she watched Ren pick up his own plate and walk over to join the girls. Ruby hummed in thought for a moment as she kept eating, before a dejected look hit her. She tried to quickly cover it up with a broad smile.
“Aw, that’s cute,” she said sweetly and completely honestly before the smile began to fade a little. “Not gonna lie, I am a little jealous. I doubt I’m gonna end up with a cutie to date, which I’m not super worried about, since everything else is pretty good with me, but it is still kind of a shame,” she added, poking at her plate with her fork. Ruby looked down and saw that most of the pancakes were already gone, surprisingly enough, and she began to feel a comfortable and satisfying fullness as her hand instinctively went back to rubbing her exposed belly. “Oh, oops, I didn’t notice how quickly I was eating. Heh.”
“Hey, Ruby, don’t beat yourself up over stuff like that,” Nora said with a reassuring pat on the shoulder. “I’m pretty certain there’s people out there that would love to date you, and, like, specifically you and not just a girl like you.”
“Nora, I think you should make it more obvious,” Ren suggested as he meandered his way through his breakfast.
“Make what more obvious?” Ruby asked, her confused face emphasising her chubby cheeks and generally round face. Nora took in a deep breath.
“Okay, I guess we’re doing this,” Nora said, sitting up nice and straight before looking Ruby straight in the eyes. “Alright, so here’s some stuff you should know…”
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“I’m sorry, what?!” Yang asked, nearly recoiling from Ruby’s story.
“Yang, I’m almost an adult now, I can date if I want to,” Ruby said, folding her arms.
“I… Well yeah, but six people at once?!”
“Hey, it’s working pretty well at the moment,” Ruby defended.
“Maybe a little too well,” Yang responded under her breath, before letting out a sigh. “Look, Ruby, I’m just doing this as your concerned sister. I know how much being a huntress means to you, and I don’t want this getting in the way of that.” Ruby’s eyes lit up.
“Oh, wait, that reminds me. I’ve got this sweet new move now that I’m big. Wanna see it?” Ruby asked excitedly. Yang raised a sceptical eyebrow.
“Alright, hit me with it,” Yang accepted, moving into a more combat ready stance.
“Okay, here we go,” Ruby said with a nod. “Speed!” She moved into a runner’s starting position, aiming right at Yang. “And!” Yang put her arms up to try and block, the realisation dawning on her of what Ruby’s move was going to be. “Weight!” Ruby shot like a cannon, launching directly at her sister. Yang took the hit and went flying through the air, tumbling as she flew back. She hit the concrete ground hard and rolled head over heels before eventually sliding to a stop. “Uh, Yang!? You okay?!” Ruby called out as she slowly jogged over to Yang, her body wobbling aggressively all the way. Yang sat up, still very dazed from the hit.
“Okay, I’ll admit it, that was a good hit,” Yang said slowly, getting up very carefully.
“So, does that mean you’re not gonna worry about me being big?” Ruby asked quickly. There was a pause as Yang thought.
“Yeah, you can probably handle yourself. Just make sure you keep the weight low enough to keep the speed up. Won’t be much of a hit if you’re waddling at them,” Yang said, sounding confused at her own advice. Ruby’s stomach took the moment’s quiet and filled it with a demanding rumble.
“Heh, guess that worked up an appetite for me,” Ruby said with a smile as she patted her loud belly. “Thanks for the advice, sis! Now I gotta go get me some food. I wonder if anyone’s free for a meal with me…”
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