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Wow... that was... actually good advice.

Okay, fair enough then. I'll do my best to adjust my attitude a tad. Still don't see how bagging a mate is gonna have me turning white and switching my work flats for clown shoes though. Not that I particularly mind. Though I will make an effort to smile more at least.

Well a nice smile and a daring sense of fashion never hurt anyone on a date!

Hehe, well good luck! I sure hope it goes well! I would hate to have to delete my blog and leave the world with one more broken heart. ❤️

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C#L#U#S#S#Y#I#N#B#I#O#

Trying to get me banned?

Naughty.

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Aye aye Miss Queen Hannah!🫡

I'm gonna get so stupid imma have to sleep outside like a dog! Nothing gets me harder than being a stupid mutt for Queen Honkers The Clown!

I'm better off dumb.

Good doggy.

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For me to have any woes in the bed would require me to bag someone in the first place. Lucky for you I swing both ways, should make it easier. So, very well, aside from the odd hookup here and there I've never had a man or woman that stuck around once they realized how dedicated I was to my work and my career. As for office romances, I have better luck forming a relationship with some of the people we study and interview than any of my actual co-workers. I think my reputation as the local ice queen has already closed all of those doors. Now now, if you think I'm stupid enough to go ahead and tonguefuck the first clown I see when I get back to the lab tomorrow morning, you're not trying hard enough. So I seriously hope you have better advice to offer than that.

You’re having trouble locking someone down?

Shocked Pikachu Face

It seems pretty obvious to me that you’ve internalized some things that have been said about you in the past. Ice queen is a pretty brutal way to refer to yourself.

I reject the notion that being dedicated to your work means you can’t have a fulfilling relationship.

You clearly have a lot of enthusiasm and dare I say passion for your work.

Well guess what? Passion is sexy. You don’t have to wear your job like an albatross around your neck. If you’re on a date and the topic comes up feel free to tell why you find clowns so exciting and fascinating. People like hearing about what gets other people excited.

Don’t spend the time complaining about coworkers, and administrators. That’s just complaining. Use your time, and your words talking about yourself and what you enjoy about your work.

There’s also an element of properly representing yourself before you even go on a date. “Working woman looking for someone to spend weekends with.” Tells people from the jump what to expect. People can feel betrayed if they think they’re getting into a full relationship when you’re so focused on your work.

Most of all free yourself from the pains of what people have said about you before. It’s obviously holding you back, and you should be able to feel like an accomplished professional who’s attractive and worthy of love.

God i’m good!

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Hi Dr. Hannah!

Would it be wrong to pass a virus to my boyfriend on purpose? For some context I got orc'd and he says he doesn't mind, but also he keeps pushing me away in public. It hurts and sometimes I want to turn the tables and have a little goblin housepet worshipping my feet. I don't know, maybe I just need a makeover to boost my spirits and the company of some other cool girls.

Hey at this point if he hasn’t been vaccinated for Goblin Fever, then it’s pretty obvious he wants to be infected.

So I’d say you’re clear girl!

Make it so he’s a wimpy goblin who’s too weak to push you away!

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Sorry my queen! My dum dum brain makes me forget words sometimes!

durrr 🥴😵‍💫💫💫

I mean to say that when you show those lesser blue hairs who's boss you'd have some brand new foot sniffers!. so sorry for the mistake...

I understood what you meant, you’re not dumb enough yet!

Get dummer!

Until you’re drooling on your keyboard!

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Hi Miss, same tgirl as before. It does get confusing. I feel like reading it might be changing me through. I'm struggling more in class and it always feels really good to just read hot stuff all day...

You and your blog are really attractive. I feel really silly and embarrassed botherin' you about this. I'm drooling and thinking about how you could help with anticipation.

I hope nothin' bad is going on. I've been mostly just trying to stay inside...looking at pretty girls. I'm so normal~!

Nothing bad is happening, don’t worry.

I just want you to be happy and have fun.

Which is good.

Class getting hard? It’s not your fault it’s boring. Do your best to make it fun for yourself. Read erotica during class, or fantasize about your classmates.

And silly is good, if my blog and me make you feel silly, keep reading! Keep drooling. Smile while you read. Drool while you read right onto your tits. Smile, read, drool, and just rub your drooly chest thinking silly little thoughts.

It’s fun, it’s good for you.

It’s so gosh darn silly.

You don’t even have to leave your room. You can be a silly drooly girl, here with me, and see all the pretty girls you want.

2d is better amiright?

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You gotta kick all those lowlife blue hairs trying to take your spot to the curb Hannah! Show them why you're the queen and they're just a bunch of losers! Maybe you'll even get some new sniffers that way...

Of course someone has to give those poor clownies a home.

Don’t know what I’ll do with those posers though…

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Yeah Queenie! I think it's time you showed those wannabe Gimmicks what you're made of!

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How do you feel about the fact that Daisy has permanently ruined her body for your own amusement and perverted enjoyment, that even if she was cured of the clown flu she can't ever go back to her meek old secretary body? Forever warped into a grotesque nerdy drooling animal woman with a tiny penis for no other reason than because she thinks it pleases you. And most importantly, how much further down can she go?

It feels…right.

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I'm thinking of going full goth. By that I mean, no more just dressing dark and trying to act like I don't give a fuck about anything. I want that pale skin, black hair and nail polish with long talon-like nails. Clothes that reflect how dark my soul has become. What can I do?

Oh yeah I tooootally get it gothy baby.

Pale skin is soooo in right now. Pale, and a little greasy right, with exotic makeup. I think you’d look cute. Juicy lips painted black. That would looks so good on you. Heavy on the eyeshadow too right, with a cute black heart on your cheek to show you’re playful. 🖤

And black hair is a must! Tied up in big ringlet pigtails! It’s gothic Lolita baby. Just because your soul is dark doesn’t mean you can’t be fun! And pigtails are Ef You In!

Go ahead tie up, bounce them around. It’s okay to smile and giggle as you do! It’s fun! You’re fun! Tehe. And do you know what would be really goth, scary sharp teeth.

They’d looks real good with those talons huh? You’d look like a real monster. Tehe so scary.

People are afraid of clowns, you know. Isn’t that silly? Goths too I bet, we have so much in common. Pale white skin, pretty makeup, fun hair, and just a little spooky huh?

Giggle.

Hehe cute giggle, but it’s not very gothy huh?

Try again, a little creepier. You’re a goth right? You should have a nice creepy laugh. Creepy goth.

Good.

And clowns are important too, you’re right. What’s a clown without her outfit?

We’ll get you something cute Creepy. I don’t know what because honestly I can’t get past me rolling a pair of black and white striped socks up your legs. But our clowny magic will work it out for us. Isn’t that right Creepy?

Good, giggle.

Oh, so creepy.

What a scary clown you are. Hehe, that’s fine. We still love yeah.

Some clowns get off on laughter, you get off on giving folks chills. Hehe dark soul indeed, but don’t sweat it. You’d never hurt anyone, just give them a scare.

Hehe alright love, I think I’ve given you enough hints on how to become a creepy clown… I mean goth. 😋

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Overheard my girlfriend talking on the phone with her BFF saying that she's genuinely considering dumping me because I don't have a big enough dick to satisfy her! UGH! Is this a joke?!? WHAT A BITCH! I do the best I can to love and provide for her and she's actually that shallow! What the hell do I do??? I still love her, but... how am I supposed to go on like this?

Well it sounds like she needs to learn a lesson.

This one is easy, dip your dick in some boy safe pixie dust. Or get a pixie dust lubed condom. Then get your dick inside of her!

Once you’re fully inserted into her vagina she will begin to shrink until your dick completely fills her up. Then not only will you be big enough for her, but actually everyone else will be too big/small since her sex basically gets remolded around your dick

Also she ugh, may grow wings…

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What kind of advice are we talking about, exactly? I don't need a therapist, thank you very much. However, I also didn't get where I am today by backing down from a challenge. So, you're on.

Well this a relationship advice blog.

How about it Love Bug?

Having any woes in the bed?

🤭

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HO-LEE! Pretzel is as sexy as I imagined! I bet she must be ecstatic about this! What a lucky gal!

Thanks!

I need to get working on her toy but I get sooooooo distracted! 😭

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You seriously expect people to believe simply reading your blog can turn people into clowns???

I can't believe someone calling themselves a therapist would peddle such drivel...

As one of the leading women in the clown research field, I can confidently say that even if you were a blue haired clown, which is rare enough as it is, it should be impossible for that type of clown to infect someone without direct exposure!

Really, I'm appalled that someone would joke about something like this on the internet, but, you are a clown, apparently....

Maybe not reading, but if you follow my advice, you bet your loafers sister.

If you’re such an expert we should play a game. Experiment, ya know. Just follow my advice for one little week, and I garuntee you’ll notice a difference.

If you don’t I’ll shut my blog down, ezpz huh?

Unless you’re…

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Have you heard of that Clown operated diner chain? I think there's rumors about a blue hair running the place and putting their "secret sauce" on the food. That and growth supplements, especially foot growth.

Another one?!?!? These new blue hairs are popping up all over the place. We’re lousing with blue hairs!

Drugging people’s food? That’s criminal! Probably working for Gimmick 😡

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