#john wick headcannons

[thewhumpcaretaker]

allo what r ur thoughts on marquis de gramont? :3 (or headcanons if you have/would like)

NSFW at the end (the cut isn't going in the right place so I'm just putting this tw here too. Aaaagh Tumblr why...)

The Marquis de Gramont is a force of nature, so narcissistic that he needs special accommodations. Do you scold a lion for being a lion? Non, you just give it enough space to play safely and if you get close, you have to accept that you might get hurt. Having any kind of relationship with the Marquis is like an extreme sport, like trying to get a wild cat to trust you. It's fun to imagine accepting him for his narcissism and giving his ego space to do its thing without judgement. To treat his NPD as a neurodivergence that requires healthy management, rather than as a character flaw. I think that doing so would surprise him very much, in an adorable way. He's lived in a competitive world. People will tear you apart for the slightest sign of weakness, and that's the worst possible situation for a narcissist. He's getting triggered constantly - it's no wonder he wants to stab someone. And while a lot of people have granted him respect, no one has ever done it for his sake. I would really like to see a love interest shower him with respect and honor simply because that's what he desires.

As for a few random headcanons:

He is not married, and wears a ring on his ring finger to deter suitors because he believes that any spouse would use their position to try to encroach on his power. It signifies that he is "married" to his work and his status.

His favorite color is pink (unless you count metallics - then it's gold, obviously.)

He knows a lot about Rococo art and art history in general, and is a skilled art collector. He was very involved with the decoration of all his estates.

NSFW below the cut:

He's playful in bed, with high energy and lots of dirty talking and hair pulling. He doesn't know much about "making love," at least initially. More tender interactions are difficult for him, especially early in a relationship.

Oral fixation - he's eating constantly and it's very suggestive. I think he knows it. There's going to be a lot of licking.

Praise kink <3

#marquis de gramont #john wick character analysis #john wick headcannons #john wick

[cuddleyhoney]

john wick x reader fluff head cannons <3

I thought this would be so cute and lovey-dovey <3

In a world where danger lurked around every corner, your life had taken an unexpected turn the day you crossed paths with the enigmatic and lethal assassin, John Wick. With time, your connection deepened, evolving into something that neither of you could put into words. Amidst the chaos of your respective lives, an unspoken understanding bloomed, and John's actions spoke volumes.

It all began with a small, unassuming package left on your doorstep one crisp morning. Inside, you found a collection of high-end makeup products, each chosen with an attention to detail that only John could manage. A note accompanied the package: "Thought you might like these. – J.W."

Though the gesture surprised you, you couldn't help but smile. John, the relentless killer known to all, had taken the time to choose makeup for you? It was a testament to the complexity of the man behind the legend.

2. Days turned into weeks, and soon enough, John's subtle displays of care became a regular occurrence. One evening, you returned home to find a dress laid out on your bed – an exquisite creation that fits you perfectly. A message was left next to it: "Thought this might suit you. – J.W."

The dress was a masterpiece, and as you slipped into it, you couldn't help but feel a strange connection to John. How had he known your taste so well? The enigma only deepened, and your curiosity grew along with it.

3. Every so often, John would whisk you away to remote locations – secret getaways where the two of you could escape the demands of your respective lives. In these tranquil places, the ruthless assassin was replaced by a tender, caring partner who knew just how to make you smile.

4. One evening, as you sat together on the balcony, overlooking the city's twinkling lights, you turned to John. His eyes met yours, and in that moment, it was as if all the words that had gone unspoken between you were hanging in the air. With a gentle touch, he traced his fingers along your cheek, a silent promise that needed no words. He's a softie, he really is.

5. Late at night, as the world outside slept, the two of you often found yourselves in deep conversations. John shared stories from his past, tales of love and loss, of a life that had been both tragic and triumphant. These were the moments when you realized that he trusted you with his vulnerabilities, and you reciprocated by baring your soul as well.

the end for now...

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[intravenus]

So we all know Vincent is rich as fuck right and he probably grew up that way - he’s a Marquis and also he doesn’t flinch at big amounts of money so he probably hasn’t just been rich for a few weeks. BUT. IMAGINE. Exactly that. Winston mentions he’s got all the resources of the table so - imagine the first thing this mf did was buy fancy suits. A horse stable. Cake. A ballet. And was just like ‘fuck it if I’ll die at least I’ll enjoy my life beforehand’ and he just spends all of the table’s money on making his life as nice as possible and THEN he leans back and is like ‘oh yeah btw we should try and kill John Wick lol’

I can’t. Imagining that. So funny.

#john wick #john wick 4 #bill skarsgård #marquis de gramont #vincent de gramont #headcannons #headcanon #keanu reeves

[mrssimply]

Santino topping John WOWOWOW

How often does it happen? And how does Santino get John into that mood? Or does John kinda want it just because he feels like it? :3

An interesting question I asked myself more or less recently (I made a mention of Santino topping John in The Burning of Rome, as you know ;)).

Here is how I see it: first, I have to say it's rare for me to write couples that don't switch position. That's clearly due to my own experience, but I know some people prefer one or the other, and Santino clearly has a preference for bottoming in my head.

So I would answer it like this: it's not John who needs to be in the mood, it's Santino.

John is by default in the mood for everything his partner(s) might want, be it Helen, Caine, Koji (yes, thanks to Koda, it's now a HC they had a little polycule back in their youth) or of course, Santino. His own desire often takes a backseat to the desire of his parner(s): nothing gets him off harder than giving pleasure, or responding to his partner(s)' want.

I think we also have to separate top/bottom from dominant/submissive, or from driving/following. In my head, John is a follower. He's not a leader in anyway, and if he happens to create movement around him, it's accidental, or collateral, nearly never conscious. I always loved how... surprised he was by the consequences of his actions (Him refusing to honor the Marker => Santino blowing his house up, then later of course being excomunicado, later again having the whole High Table on his ass and he's like "I've never asked for any of this" and I'm like "John, my man, did you stop for one second to think about the chain of events you were setting into motion?". Many characters tell him variations of that: Winston, Koji, the Elders, Gianna...). In a way, he's very passive in his own narrative: his thought process is very forward and simple (that doesn't mean he isn't intelligent, it means he doesn't care about complexities and the big picture). In that way, I feel like he's very "in the moment" and very attuned to what people feel, even if he often lacks the words to express it.

So back to sex: John responds to the desire of his partner first and foremost in my head. So he's basically always potentially in the mood to top or bottom, it doesn't depend on him, it depends on his partner a lot. That doesn't mean he can't have wants and desires of his own, but to me he's very attuned to the mood of his potential partners, and even unconsciously he'll give them what they want.

It also means that to me, he's more submissive than dominant, but then again, if his partner requires dominance, he'll do it in a heartbeat, and he'll like it.

Santino, on the other hand, is a pillow princess, and a brat. He loves to be whorshipped and conquered, you gotta earn the right to put your hands on him, it's a privilege and he intends for his partner(s) understand that very clearly before he let them kiss his toes.

He will take on a more active and leading role because he loves to test his partners. It's really a way for him to ensure they're worthy of him. Of course he's a control freak, letting go is the ultimate gift he can offer to a partner, but they need to work for it painstakingly. Every game he plays with John in my fics is just him being a scared little boy in need of reassurance. Being pampered, held, and taken is how he feels safe and loved, even if it hurts.

He also understands perfectly how receiving can mean being on top: the control it gives him, the way he can use his body as a weapon of submission. To him, it's not a matter of position, it's a matter of controling the mindset of his partner, and hiding behind a screen.

And finally, I'll answer the question: it doesn't happen often because to him, topping is giving. It's putting the need and desire of his partner first, and not his own, it's taking care, and not being taken care of (again, it's how I think he views it, it's in no way an absolute truth). For the mood to strike he would have to be in a very safe place, with a partner he trusts entierly, in a moment he feels confident enough and good enough to give. A moment where the bottomless pit of want that exists by his heart is somewhat filled. A fragment of time where he has enough selflove to pass an opportunity to receive the devotion he expects of his partners, and for once, to give some of that devotion to his lovers.

And that is very rare.

ALRIGHT, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I'll gladly take more questions if you're ready to read entire essays that probably lack cohesion but whatever, I'll stand my ground xD.

Thank you so much for the ask, this was really fun!

#john wick #Santino d'antonio #John x Santino #my headcannons #ask box #ask #thank you dear #my ask are always open!

[worldsgreatestsinner]

now who wants me to write a short nonsensical short about young! john wick wearing a tutu ????

#headcannoning so hard rn #i need him in a tutu Right NEOW !!!! #john wick #john wick imagines #moya malyshka #my babygirl

[sweet-as-an-angel]

Heya!! can i request for yandere john wick (headcannons or give anything will work)

You probably know which Anon i am. Please forgive me i got a little too happy cuz you write so good for such good stuff!

Yandere John Wick Headcanons

Warnings: Obsessive Behaviour, Stalking, Snooping, Very Brief Implication of Smut, Just John in Love <333, No Pronouns used for Reader except ‘You.

A/N: I wanted to get these out before I watch the new John Wick film; one which I have been waiting for for the last 4 years <3

O B S E S S I V E

Absolutely an obsessive lucid yandere – he may be in love, but he’s not delusional.

Regardless of whether you came before or after Helen, John knows how cut-throat his profession is; how quickly everything can go from an is to a was.

Thus, nothing is certain. Not you, not him, not your relationship.

So when he realises he’s in love with you – a process as gradual as the construction of Earth itself – he’s never letting you out of his sight.

This might manifest as something as subtle as him visiting you more than usual, staying, longer during movie nights, trying to get you to spend the night more often; inconspicuous displays of a strengthening friendship you and John had accrued over the last couple years or so.

But, unbeknownst to you, he’s around even when you’re unaware.

An unmarked black car parked a house or two down the street, shielded by the shadows of the trees as moonlight casts a stark white against the black.

An inconspicuously-dressed civilian who’s been sat on that park bench for the last two hours as you read your book.

And, eventually, the tiny camera attached underneath your sofa, monitoring every coming and going of your house.

You know about none of this, of course.

Sure, you may have suspicions that the car down the street – one you’ve never seen before in your life – could be doing something… but who were you to judge ? There could be a perfectly logical explanation !

But John keeps enough of himself – and you – in the dark so you’d never suspect him.

I mean, why would you ? He’s John Wick ! Nicest, quietest guy on the block.

If ever he’s on a mission; John relies on that camera more than he’s like to admit.

In his downtime, while resting up at the Continental, he’ll check his phone, see that you’ve gone to the kitchen to make something or other, and wait for you to return to the sofa until he can put his phone away.

Even with his logical mind, he can’t help but fall partial victim to his superstition that, once you reach the sofa, nothing bad can happen to you.

The idea of putting up more cameras has crossed his mind.

Multiple times.

But you’re attentive. You’d notice something as small as a little blinking light a mile off.

Hencewhy he takes to manual surveillance when he’s not out earning a thriving.

He also lowkey interrogates you.

“You found a boyfriend yet ?”

You give a sharp laugh.

“If I had, you’d be the first to know,”

You already tell John practically everything that happens to you – as best friends do – but whenever you ask John something similar, he’ll skirt around your questions.

“No time for that,” he’ll tell you whenever you try to identify the new mystery partner in his life.

“You’re always so busy, John-John !”

Ah, his nickname. A mythic specialty no other has had the privilege to call him.

And John gives a rare smile.

“I’m never too busy for you.”

And you know he means it.

Whenever you need him, he’s there.

And you try to be there for him as much as possible, but given how elusive he is, he rarely seems to need it.

You want to help as best you can, regardless.

So, one day, out of the blue, you hand John a set of keys.

He’s a smart man. But he can’t wrap his head around what you’re trying to tell him.

And when he stares at you with a narrowed look, your eyes roll, the edges of your lips curling up.

“They’re keys, John,” you say. And you gesture around the living room, general in your manner. “To my house.”

And John stares at you for a moment. Then two.

“(Y/N), I’m not trained to be a housekeeper.”

“Oh my god, John–”

You have to explain to him that you’re not trying to get him to clean your house or care for it. You’re opening it up to him.

“I trust you more than anyone else to know how everything works here,” you say, a hand on his shoulder. He’s trying to keep dead eye contact with you, but the feeling of your fingers holding him with a softness he’s never known is like being branded.

“So,” you smile. “If you ever need it for anything, you can get in.”

Honestly, John has been granted few mercies in his time; makeshift alliances with murderers who were loyal to none, not even themselves, his life saved only by his ability to barter and his renowned skill for death. And never are these mercies granted without a price.

So to have you gift him a set of keys to the place you are most vulnerable takes John a while to come to terms with, shall we say.

Remember earlier when I mentioned John’s idea to install more cameras ?

Well, now you’ve given him a perfect in.

Plus, he now has access to all your personal belongings.

At first, he did try to restrain himself.

Trust me, he did.

But, as the days grew into weeks, your keys sat on his bedside, glinting under any source of light that could find its way inside.

And, as if the Gods aligned circumstance on his favour, you would be away from home for a week.

A trip to such-and-such a place – John had the address memorised even before you did.

You’d best believe that, although he initially had his reservations about 1.) you going on the trip, and 2.) using your absence as a means to snoop around your home, John is not immune to whim and fancy. Especially when it came to you.

He’s phantasmic; he leaves no trace, not even fingerprints as he prowls your apartment, looking for…well, anything, really.

He avoids stooping so low as to rifle through your underwear drawer like a stalker. Instead, he uses what he likes to call ‘environmental storytelling’ to make deductions about you.

He’s a very intuitive, perceptive individual, so the story of your everyday routing unfolds for him as if he were reading a book.

And, yes, the temptation to peek at the…less savoury pieces of your inventory did become overwhelming when he could no longer be satiated with the literature you consumed, the worn look of your favourite outfit, your secret money stash you kept in the biscuit tin in the kitchen.

To make a long story short, John walked out your house with a short of yours.

And, when he got home, he did the only thing he could think to do.

He put it on a pillow and pretended it was you.

Cuddles with it whenever he’s missing you. Or sad.

Maaay have cried into it on more than one occasion.

Maaay have done…other things to it when he wasn’t feeling upset.

He’s absolutely paranoid that you’ll find it one day, despite his aptitude at covering his tracks, so he tries not to invite you to his house as much as he can.

However, as your friendship progresses further, that’s unavoidable.

While you may not be dating yet, just know that John holds you in the highest of regards, and he’ll never let anything – including himself – hurt you.

Just ignore his eye wandering to the walk-in cupboard in the hallway; that’s just where he’s kept his imitation of you.

Reblog for more content like this! It helps creators like myself tremendously and it is greatly appreciated :-)

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[imajinxnation]

Struggle of Height

John Wick x Reader

SUMMARY // John is your 6'1" assassin husband, and you are his short wife. You both have struggles when it comes to your heights, but you balance each other out. (HEADCANNONS)

6'1" is actually a pretty average height, but I'm a short bitch, so that height is like, "Hi, my neck hurts talking to you!"

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TW // Fluff, Short/Tall Struggles, Height Difference, Cussing, FEMALE READER..

When you and John first bought your house together, some adjustments had to be made due to your husband's tall stature.

Like the doorways; most of the houses you had went to view had average height doorways, and John always either smacked his forehead on the top of the frame of the doors, or ducked under so he wouldn't have more of a headache than he already did from knocking his head on previous doors.

Then there was the shower and bathtub problems, which could be solved easy-peasy by replacing them with bigger and taller ones, but still, the average tubs and showers were a bit of an inconvenience for him.

I mean, who wants their legs and feet hanging out the sides of the tub when trying to relax, and a showerhead at their neck and chest instead of over their head?

It's called a showerhead for a reason!

Then there was your situation; being a fairly short person, you ended up having to put a stool in nearly every room in the new house.

Usually your husband would help you with grabbing things that are on high shelves and cabinets, but he's not always home, hence the step-stools, or climbing on a chair.

You absolutely hate doing the laundry when he's not home to help you because of all the stepping on and off the stool to reach into the washer.

Like.. if you wanted an excersize, you'd go to the gym or take a class in pilates or some other athletic shit.

Those are only some of the cons when it comes to your differing heights, but what about the pros?

I mentioned this earlier, but John picking up things from high places for you is an absolute blessing for you.

For the most part he helps with the higher stuff, unless he's not home.

Then it's the opposite for him.

Reaching the lower shelves and cabinets is a struggle for him due to the bending over, it hurts his back to do it, so he usually asks you to get what he's looking for.

Also, he never asks, but you do it anyways because you know when his back gets sore and in pain; he loves your back rubs, like he swears he's in heaven when you massage his back.

He may be tall and intimidating, but he's a giant puppy when it comes to you, and you may be short and cute-looking, but you will beat someones ass if you have to!

All in all, I could go on about even more with this, but I'll put it this way;

Ya'll balance each other out.

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[pacentia]

My dominant!Homelander headcannons ❤️🇺🇲

Note: I see the man as a switch though, so this is just only a part of him 🥰.

TW: 18+, bruises, Homelander is a warning itself

John is incredibly possessive. Once you're entirely his, he'll want to hear who you belong to when he's pounding your sensitive cunt to shreds. He'll want to hear it all the fucking time, in Vought events, during meetings, and in private.

It's a work-out in itself how much power he has to hold back during sex.

Despite him holding back his strength, he's going to want to flaunt his powers by fucking you in impossible positions.

He loves you worshipping him as if he's a God-like being. You love indulging him - he's after all the only man in the sky 🫠

He likes using his X-ray vision to watch himself nestled deep against your cervix, watching his seed flood your insides.

He's a growling beast when he's domming you. That scene in Herogasm when he's pinned down by Soldier Boy, Hughie & Butcher? He's going to growl like that.

He likes to flash his laser eyes accompanied by a wicked grin when he's close to his orgasm

He loves fucking you in front of a mirror. He's obsessed with how perfect your body looks on his fat cock - and how good you look together

He's The Homelander, so he gets to fuck you wherever he wants. Whether it's in one of the Vought elevators, in the meeting room of the Seven, or on top of a random building

After a particularly violent fuck, he'll want to make sure his darling girl is okay. He'll cuddle you, hold you and kiss you until you fall asleep.

Your body is full of bruises. He is careful though. He just gets caught up so badly in the middle of the moment.

He's addicted to the sight of your perfect breasts. If he could, he'd suck on them all day. Same with eating your cunt.

❤️❤️❤️

#i love him sm #homelander x reader #homelander x you #homelander fanfiction #homelander

[martiwikiwi]

ACESPEC ORIGINAL CHARACTERS EVENT FOR ACE WEEK 2023!

ACE WEEK is from 22nd to 28th October this year!! That's around the corner btw.

Back in the old Twitter days, I used to summon acespec creators to join me in a thread of their own acespec OCs with the goal of meeting more ace creators, their OCs, their projects and making friends! I thought it would be a great idea to bring the event to Tumblr this time... WITH NEW RULES!

So, during the ACE WEEK 2023, I want you to show the world your ACESPEC ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!

I want to see artwork of them, especially if it's made by you, and please add some cool info about them, it can be any silly detail, but I encourage you to talk about their asexuality and experiences, and it would be super interesting to know if your own asexuality affected the creation of the character. Tell us about their story, if they have any, and if they belong to a project you are working on. This will take place during the whole week, so no rush. I'll be reblogging pretty much everything with my side martaslavendergarden

RULES:

ABSOLUTE RESPECT. The asexual spectrum is full of different experiences, all valid. If I catch you trying to invalidate any creator or character, be sure I'll go John Wick. Also, I'm fucking tired of the invasion ace meme because I'm very punk and absolutely dislike any imperialist shit, so please, let's keep this event free of white supremacist shit. Thank you.

USE THE TAGS. Use the tags #acespecoc and #aceweek2023 so your post can be found!

LIKE AND REBLOG! This event's main goal is to find other acespec creators and not just make friends but also to create a cool community, so I encourage you to spread out your likes, cast reblogs and write some beautiful comments in the tags when reblogging.

Some questions you may have:

The identity of my OC is complex or tagless. SOUNDS COOL TO ME. Is their experience somewhere in the asexual spectrum? You can join the party and I encourage you to talk about it! I'm sure they'll be a super interesting character.

Marta, I have 500 acespec OCs. SAME. You can join all of the characters in one single post or make several of them and post them during the week, organise it yourself, no problemo.

Marta! I'm not an artist! But I have these cute picrews of my ace ocs. Can I participate in the event? ABSOLUTELY! Also, you can share the picrew you used just in case someone loves it and wants to make their OCs too.

Marta, I have this comic/book/whatever featuring my acespec OC. Can I unapologetically use this event to promote it? GO FOR IT.

Oh, Marta, I'm not acespec but I have this ace OC... Can I join the party anyway? THE MORE THE MERRIER! And I'm sure you'll learn a lot from other artists and their acespec OCs.

Marta, I have this ace headcannon of this particular character. Can I join the event? Not today, this event is only for YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS created by yourself.

MARTA, I have this acespec OC I made in a videogame through character creation or whatever. Absolutely valid to me. Please provide a screenshot of your cutie and all their background story if you can.

I made this AI/NFTSHIT stuff. FUCK OFF.

Feel free to DM me if you have any doubts. Also, spread the word, I want to see many acespec OCs on Ace Week on this site!

#ace week #ace characters #acespec OC #Ace Week 2023 #oc #original art #artists on tumblr #original character #asexual #queer #ace #queer artists #LGBTQIA+ #Acespec

[hereticdrws]

what if u drew a little something from my John Wick! Mizu au though 🙏🏻

Hii!!! Thank you so much for the ask!! I really like your mizu John wick headcannons and the fiction I rlly hope u like this 😊

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #art #bes mizu #mizu #bes x reader #blue eye samurai fanart #blue eye samurai x reader #digital art #sketchbook

[cuddleyhoney]

NEO X READER HEADCANNONS

Handwritten Letters:

Neo, inspired by the old-world charm of handwritten letters, takes the time to pen down his thoughts and feelings. He leaves these letters in unexpected places for you to find, bringing a touch of analog warmth to your digital existence.

Digital Flowers:

Neo discovers a way to create digital flowers within the Matrix. He surprises you with bouquets, each flower meticulously crafted with code, making your shared digital spaces bloom with beauty.

Techy Pet Names:

Neo playfully comes up with tech-inspired nicknames for each other. Terms of endearment like "Byte-sized" or "Code Companion" add a touch of humor to your relationship.

Virtual Blanket Fort:

On a lazy day, Neo surprises you with a virtual blanket fort. It's a snug space within the digital realm where the two of you can relax, share stories, and enjoy each other's company.

#neo the matrix #the matrix #keanu reeves #fanfic #headcanons #alternate universe #headcannons #light angst #angst #john wick x reader

[wannaeatramyeon]

Lookism and their silly lil hobbies

My headcannons of their less obvious interests!

Daniel: now he's in the fashion department and earning some money, he guesses he should take more of an interest in current trends. He's still wearing Jay's castoffs and he's happy with them but he takes a huge interest in women's fashion for his momma. She's worked hard and she deserves nice things and Daniel wants to spoil her 🥰

Jay: his hobby? Daniel. His thoughts? Daniel. His dreams? Daniel. But guns and motorbike? This boy has a thing for Hollywood action films and he has pretty good taste too. Classics-ish such as Matrix, Terminator, John Wick

Zoe: she loves watching animal rehab videos on social media, and even the videos of newtubers helping out homeless or down on their luck people. Most of it may be scripted but the act of kindness (even for selfish purposes) makes her melt

Vasco: you think this man doesn't have a Pinterest account? He doesn't spend his spare time putting boards together? His boards aren't public? He's not ashamed. He's got at least 1 for parties, 1 for golden retrievers and 1 for Hero Man pics

Jace: kdramas, the more romantic with as many tropes the better. He likes a good story filled with miscommunication, lots of crying, scenes in the rain and open eyed kisses 😳

Zack: sneaky little hobby of reading up on supernatural shit. After running into the ghost of J High, he's been absorbed with ghosts and demons - in particular how to avoid getting cursed...

Mira: meditation. Putting up with Zack all the time and the violent boys, she needs her moment of peace before she gets overwhelmed. She's also had some pretty traumatic experiences, so this helps her to centre and recollect her thoughts

Johan: unironically a sneakerhead. Started off researching expensive shoes so he can recognise them but now he's fully into the hobby. Way too tight to buy any for himself when he could be saving for his momma's operation but it's nice to window shop 🥺

Vin Jin: we all know he would be twerking to Dukes music. But apart from obviously his music (cos music is his life yknow), he would be leaving hate messages and death threats on Dukes social media and fanpages. He hate watches Dukes live streams but cant stop the twerk creeping up on him

Mary Kim: she's in the Vocal and Dance department but this girl can shred like no tomorrow. She has a band she's the lead vocalist and guitarist of that she keeps off Vins radar so he can keep the shitty rap to himself

Crystal: hiking and the outdoors. It's a way to keep her second body fit and get away from her desk and all the business bullshit. During the days that Gun acts as her bodyguard, she tells him to stay at least 50ft away so he doesn't ruin the mood

Jake: memelord. Cos at least humour is free. He collects pics and memes, and has so many shitty dad jokes up his sleeve to send to the Big Deal members and groupchats that he often gets kicked out or blocked. Hearing their exasperation at another one of his messages always brightens up his day

Samuel: lol drinking as a hobby. this man should be spending all his spare time in therapy but can't win them all 🤷‍♀️ Doesn't do much on his own time that doesn't advance his goals but enjoys sipping on some smooth expensive shit. Not the best for his health, but he needs something to block out the demons

Lua: not the queen of info for nothing. Spends a lot of her time on social media, forums and the dark web reading up on info (and gossip). Shes also kicked up a gear with her Muay Thai training so the assholes in Big Deal would stop underestimating her

Sinu: all that time being locked up with that little bit of chalk? You know what he did? HE'S A FIC WRITER. Headcannons of Big Deal, Sinu X Yeonhui. What the guys would be doing now, what sort of girlfriend Yeonhui would be (I wrote this as a joke but it's pretty depressing)

Gun: you thought that was a casual notepad and pen he had on hand for brekdaks autograph? No bitch its his actual autograph book. He lives and breathes fighting and fangirls a little internally meeting his fighting idols

Goo: anime and boardgames. Yes yes he's a nerd ok. He watched 1 too many anime shows and in his head he's the protagonist fighting his way to the top, with his sidekick Gun. But who do you think left all the boardgames in that shitty house? Gun is boring and Goo needs entertaining. It's one way to let them get competitive without beating the shit out of each other... Usually

#lookism #lookism headcanons #lookism hc #lookism x reader #jake kim #johan seong #zack lee #daniel park #jay hong #samuel seo #sinu han #vasco #vin jin #gun park #goo kim #mira kim #crystal choi #zoe park #lua im #mary kim #jace park #lookism fanfics #wannaeatramyeon

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I love moving from reddit to tumblr because here I can make a post like listing all my headcannon sexualities for the payday gang and people will accept me unlike the loser on r/pdth who are too busy posting steamcharts every day.

For reference. (All contrast to preexisting cannon I dont care about)

Dallas: Ally and has a bunch of shirts with corny ally phrases on them

Chains: ace but heteroromantic

Wolf: straight but tried being gay once and gave up

Hoxton: dandy british bisexual

John wick: straight

Houston: gay (and why dallas has all his ally shirts)

Clover: straight but in name only (she’s basically bi)

Dragan: straight as a the lines of a right angle

Jacket: heterosexual but aromantic

Bonnie: lesbian

Sokol: gay but doesnt make a big deal about it

Jiro: straight and doesnt get the fuss over sexuality

Bodhi: boring straight

Jimmy: gay rat man

Sydney: will literally sleep with any consenting adult. Pan as they come. Full ‘sex: yes please’ on forms type

Sangres: bisexual but leans toward women

Duke: classy refined older gay man

Rust: freaky leather clad older gay man

Scarface: straight, occasionally says homophobic things but will threaten homophobes with a knife

Joy: hornyposting bisexual she/they.

#196 #196 campfire #payday #payday 2 #payday 2 shitpost

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MasterList # 82

The Rays - Mary Bromfield x Male Reader (smut)

Short night - Sam Carpenter x Reader

Dating Sam Carpenter & being Daredevil would include…

Headcanon where Sam Carpenter is dating Y/n Wick (John Wick's son)

Don't wait up - Sam Carpenter X Male Reader (Smut)

The night will kill us - Sam Carpenter x Male Reader

Late-night talks & murder she wrote - Sam Carpenter X male reader

Barry with a demigod boyfriend headcanon

Moon & the Stars - Barry Allen x Male Reader

It felt good - Lois Griffin x male reader (Smut)

2 Weeks - Nate Jacobs x Male Reader (Smut)

Dating Morticia Addams Would Include...

It's not an Error - Kai Parker x Male Reader (Smut)

Dave Lizewski x male reader nsfw headcanon

Won't stop - Shoto Todoroki x Female Reader (Smut)

Hermione X Yandere Male Reader headcannon

#masterlist #master list

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hoooly shit i’m obsessed with your john wick headcannons 💖 ur so right

Awww thank you! 

I’m also glad to see another Kino enjoyer (Мама, мы все тяжело больны is the movie’s anthem and Атаман is John’s song I will not be accepting criticism) 

Here’s some more John headcanons that I haven’t put into that ask because the page looked huge already and I wanted to include someone other than John.

- I often write John as having some slightly dog-like habits. I don’t really have any good explanation as to why, I just like writing them. = John slightly growls when he’s angry. He’s not obvious about it, you probably wouldn’t even hear it if you’re not standing right next to him. = He’s sensitive to head-pats and back-rubs. Just gentle caresses in general. 

- When he was with Helen, he was fully a househusband. = John has completely left the criminal world for her and there were no mentions of whether he had a legitimate job while being married, so I just assumed Helen was working and he took care of the house. = Now he uses cleaning as meditation in a way. He just feels calm when he’s washing dishes.

- I think John would be good with children but with only a specific type of kid. If you put him into a kindergarten he will lose his mind as he doesn’t know what to do with all these hyperactive maniacs. But if it’s a shy, silent kid sitting in the corner and playing by themself, he will become their friend immediately.  = The reason being, he was also like that as a child so he can relate. = I headcanon that he was non-verbal for a long time and used ASL. Other kids didn’t want to bother trying to understand him and would rather just hang out with someone verbal. = He’s also a bit clueless about how kids respond to dark concepts. Because he was raised in Ruska Roma, the concept of violence and danger came to him early and he doesn’t realize that normal kids are not like that. So you bet he says something out of pocket and gives a kid nightmares on accident.  = But If it’s his own child he will be, like, overly protective. Treating them as if they were a porcelain vase. You bet every corner in his house will become baby-safe.

- Not really a headcanon but close enough. Ruska Roma in real life are Russian gypsies and I like to include that into John’s identity.

- Sometimes he gets stuck in his own mind so much he literally just forgets to talk = Helen would ask him “What’s on your mind?” as a way to drag him back to reality.

- John actually has so much hot scorching tea on everyone he knows. Because he’s a silent type people just tend to use him as a pillow to rant into, as he doesn’t argue much and just nods in response. People think he just forgets about the convo an hour later but oh he doesn’t. 

- John was a slut when he was young…no I won’t elaborate.

- John doesn’t smoke. I don’t really have any reason other than he didn’t smoke on screen and I think he values his cardio

#john wick #headcanons

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//Keanu Reeves Masterlist//

Keanuverse

- Can't Hear You! (Constantine, Wick, Silverhand, Ted, Neo)

- Worm?? (Constantine, Ted, Wick)

- The Wisdom; Gone (Wick, Constantine, Ted, Silverhand, Neo)

- Killer And The Wife-Beater (D.A. Griffin & Donnie Barksdale)

AI Bots

- Tooth and Claw (John Constantine)

John Constantine

- Invincibility (John Wick)

- Light in the Rain (Ted Theodore Logan)

- That's Bull (Oneshot)

- Soft For You (Oneshot)

- Smokey (Oneshot)

- Infertile (Headcannon)

John Wick

- Struggle of Height (Headcannon)

- J&J // Jardani & Jealousy (Oneshot)

- Icecream Cone (Oneshot)

- Who Knew?? (Oneshot)

Johnny Silverhand

Ted Theodore Logan

- Babe In The Records (Oneshot)

Neo (Thomas Anderson)

- Too Far.. (Oneshot)

- Second The Best (Oneshot)

Rupert Marshetta

- Junkyard Friends (Oneshot)

- Dolphin Boy (Oneshot)

Jonathan Harker

Don John

- Love & Jealousy 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 (Headcannon)

- Nighttime Love (Oneshot)

- Love Letters (Oneshot)

Johnny Mnemonic

Conor O'Neill

Donnie Barksdale

- Good Morning Indeed (Oneshot)

Matt

Winston Connelly

#x reader #john wick x reader #john x reader #john constantine x reader #john constantine #keanu reeves imagine #keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves characters #keanu reeves #keanu my beloved #masterlist #keanu reeves masterlist #john wick imagine #john wick #constantine x reader #constantine 2005 #constantine imagine #johnny silverhand #johnny silverhand x reader #neo anderson #neo x reader #thomas anderson #bill and ted #ted theodore logan x reader #ted logan x reader #ted logan #keanuverse #rupert marshetta x reader #rupert marshetta