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generalkenobee · 8 months
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Me and my mutuals
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imajinxnation · 3 months
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Hi love! Pretty sure requests are open, if not please delete this, any who can I request all the keanu reeves characters (or the ones of your choosing, but please add Constantine) and reader asking them "would you still love me if I were a worm" 😁😁😁
Worm??
Keanu Characters x Reader
SUMMARY // "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
TW // Fluff, Cussing..
Just to let yas know, when I just say Reader, it means it's gender neutral.
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John Constantine
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As soon as that sentence comes out of your mouth, he freezes and stares at you. He just stares at you, brows furrowed, thoughts running through his head on what to say to that. In the end he has no idea what the fuck to say to your weird question.
"Did I hear that right? Did I REALLY just fucking hear that?" He asks, more to himself than you.
"Yes, you heard me right, now answer my question!" You reply.
John sighs before thinking about his answer carefully, not wanting to upset you over this ridiculous question.
"If you were a worm, would I still love you?.. I'd keep you in a container filled with dirt and whatever else worms need."
He answers with that before walking out of your shared apartment to get some fresh air, and to have a smoke to relax after that unreasonably stressful question.
Just take what he said as a good thing, cause that's the best answer he's gonna ever have.
Ted Theodore Logan
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I feel like this dude would try to think up a whole speech about how he'd love you no matter if you were a worm, an alien, or literally anything. He'd try to think of a speech, but fail miserably, instead his mouth just spouts out some real stoner shit.
"Dude/Dudette... I am like the dirt to your worm!" He says with a bright, goofy smile.
He's smiling, but dying on the inside at the dumb shit that just came out of his mouth. He is mentally kicking himself so hard that he doesn't see your happy face that understood what he meant.
He comes out of his self embarrassment when he feels you hug him.
"Ted that is so sweet!" You say, making him feel better.
He hugs you back and kisses your forehead, glad you understood what he meant.
John Wick
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Oh Jesus H Christ, give this man a break, really, he loves you, but sometimes he questions why, and this is one of these moments.
He doesn't answer your question until late at night when you're going to bed, needing the whole day to think about a perfect answer for your odd question.
"As long as it's still you, I couldn't care less if you were a worm, love knows no bounds."
And now you're crying, thank you Mr. Wick. But seriously, that's probably the best answer you could have ever gotten.
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fushic0re · 9 months
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👙— what would your favorite Keanu! character be like with a Barbie core! gf? 🥰
you should know by now that i don't just have one favorite keanu character 😳
༊*·˚ john wick— i think he'd find it really endearing? it's not usually what he's drawn to, but hell, it's his girl so how could he not love the barbie-ness that comes with you? plus, he has the money to support your lifestyle. his barbie gf would be a barbie wife in no time with the best of the best.
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༊*·˚ kevin lomax— like john, he would find it endearing. this southern gentleman thinks his barbie gf (who he too will make a barbie wife before she can even blink) is a sweet breath of fresh air! he adores how hyper feminine you are bc it makes him feel more masculine and dominant. score! barbie found herself a lawyer husband!
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༊*·˚ ted logan— he! loves! it! ted would totally come with you to get your nails done and talk your ear off about how much he loves you. he'd want you to model merch for wyld stallyns. totally writes love songs about you. starts wearing pink with you bc it's a way of life.
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༊*·˚ johnny silverhand— secretly lives for it. you're definitely not his usual type, but you're still a stone cold fox and he's a man so...he's having you. like kevin, he loves how your hyperfemininity makes him feel more masculine. he also secretly loves seeing your pink belongings mix with his dark...well, everything.
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༊*·˚ neo— supportive and adoring :') if you like it, he loves it and it's as simple as that. fucks around with your computer so that everything is pink and glittery <3
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97keanu · 7 months
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Ted Logan x Historic!Reader
Premise: Reader and Ted have been dating for a short while, but had met on one of Bill and Ted's many time adventures. Reader is from the past, and is going to her first Halloween party in 1992. Reader who was stuck with the expectations of women in the past who finally feels free to do as she pleases. Reader experiences 90s twenty-something culture to it's fullest with her wonderful boyfriend.
Tags/CW: Fluff, autumnal/halloween themed, boyfriend!ted, stoner!Ted + Bill, reader gets high but is a lightweight, drinking/drug mentions, anxious!reader, shy!reader, soft!ted, ted reassures reader and is the sweetest boyfriend, dancing the night away, ted tells you he loves you, ted who loves PDA.
Authors Note: tiny text just to save room, rest of post is normal. This one has surprisingly no smut, so if you've been wanting to read a cute, fluffy fic, this one is for you! I kept which part of the past reader is from vague so that you may fill that in as you like! ʚ♥︎ɞ
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The house is already lit up, the sounds of heavy metal blasting through the open windows, while the rustling of leaves crunch around your red heels. You look over to your boyfriend Ted with a bit of worry, trying to gauge his reaction. You haven't lived in San Dimas long, in fact, you haven't lived in 1992 for that long either. You still can't believe this loveable goof had dazzled you into his phone booth, taking you from the past and so far into the future. There are times where you wonder if it was the right move, but Ted has always assured you that he would take you right back home if you ever said the word.
And here you are, dressed as what Ted described as a "cartoon" character (which you're sort of becoming familiar with since he and Bill insist on their "Saturday morning cartoons") who supposedly solves mysteries of some sort. You think Ted looks pretty normal tonight, his shirt a particular shade a green and his pants a reddish brown. He completes the look with joint he has stashed behind his ear for later.
You pull your attention back to the big house, it seems almost abandoned, or at least well partied. Tonight, the barren trees outside sport toilet paper waving in the wind, and the orange glow from inside occasionally flashes to green or purple. The thump of Motley Crüe can be heard as you two walk up, and other twenty-somethings adorn the rickety porch their own costumes. Ted laughs as he greets someone dressed as Freddy Krueger (he made sure to get you up to date on your horror movies this month) with a chest bump before glancing down at you. He sees your worried expression and reaches to hold your hand.
"Don't worry babe, everyone's going to like, totally love you!" He smiles that earnest, puppy dog smile of his, and you feel some of the worry subside. You hold onto his hand as you enter the loud, crowded house.
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Vince Neil is just finishing his last 'Shout at The Devil' as you squeeze between two Ghostbusters to keep up with Ted. Everything here is so new and strange to you, you hardly understand half of the costumes, even with Bill and Ted spending extra time to keep you culturally in touch with the early 90s. The glow of the kitchen beckons Ted, and you follow.
Inside you see Bill, dressed up as in a giant brown dog suit. Ted sees him and immediately throws his arms open into a happy hug.
"Scoob!!" He yells to Bill, pretending to be in character for the moment. Bill responds with a 'Raggy!' and the two embrace with a smile.
When the two part, Bill looks over your costume approvingly.
"You make an awesome Velma!" He exclaims and throws up a hand to high five. You do so, getting better at the timing these little rituals require. You glance down at your orange sweater and short red skirt, feeling happy that you've overcome your first Halloween hurdle.
Bill and Ted begin talking, and you listen in. You've always been shy, even in your own timeline you were praised for being such a quiet and obedient child. Now, you feel happy to be around such a ray of sunshine like Ted, and he is always ready to oblige your want to listen more than talk when it comes to the social situations. He makes sure to check in, even without saying, like now, when he wraps a hand around your waist and pulls you closer with a quick kiss to the top of your head. He's never shy to give you PDA, and anyone who would feel bold enough to say something about it would be met with a happy indifference by Ted.
Eventually Bill pulls Ted, who in turn pulls you, towards the semi crowded living room. A couple is just getting up, the woman dragging her man longingly to the bathroom, so Bill let's you and Ted take their seat, Bill props himself happily up on the couches arm rest. The room is filled with smoke and laughter, and Ted gives your hand a warm squeeze and a look to make sure you're doing alright. You nod.
Even though the youth culture is so seemingly bizarre on the outside in this time, you know it's not all that much different from what you and your friends did back at home. People laugh into bottles of beer around you, and you remember the taste of the bitter liquid from your time as well. Ted pulls the joint from his ear at Bill's request, and Bill offers a helpful lighter from his jeans. They both take turns inhaling what the joint has to offer, holding it in their lungs, and releasing it to the orange streaked sky. The smoke swirls in the lights and the colors stream through it like hands through hair.
Ted passes it towards you. You pause for a moment. This substance is newer to you, but you've experimented with it with Ted before. Usually you would have a puff or two in the night, especially when Ted had gotten the next day off work from the Cheesy Pretzel. You were surprised to find you actually really enjoyed the feeling of 'being high' as Ted called it. And he was right to call it that, you quickly found.
You take the joint from Ted, giving a small puff, and trying to hold it like them, but ending up in a small coughing fit. Ted laughs a little at your lightweightness and rubs your back gently and kindly. You smile back at him when you've finally recovered, happy to be leading this young, strange, life. You pass the joint back to Bill and lean into the warmth of Ted's body.
You glance at the tiny TV before the couch, feeling your mind slowly getting more relaxed and thoughts slipping away one by one. The TV glows with the image of Laurie Strode having her own smoke session with in her friends car and you feel more connected to this time. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea after all. Even though sometimes you wonder if it was worth it to leave your whole life behind, moments like these, enclosed in your boyfriends arms, listening to his soft and happy chatter with friends, enjoying new and exciting life experiences, washed away any doubt. You can't believe how far you've come, how much expectations of your life you've lost. The hedonist in you is pleased, certainly.
You continue to quietly watch party goers until one of Ted's favorite songs comes on. He looks to you, his usual goofy smile appearing.
"Can I have this dance, m'lady?" He says with a laugh, despite not knowing if that's from your time or not. You find his humor and effort endearing, returning his smile and taking his outstretched hand.
He pulls you up gently, and moves to where others are enjoying the makeshift dancefloor. Dancing in this time is so different for you, but you laugh and try to follow Ted's movements, jumping about with him. He teaches you how to head bang to the fast song, his long hair a flurry about his fast when he does it. You copy him the best you can, but what matters most is how alive you feel right now. Whatever shell you had crawled into and begun to live in from your time was slowly cracking here, and Ted was the perfect light shining through those cracks.
You two continue to dance along to metal and rock, and you feel lighter with each jump. Soon enough, Ted pulls you in by your hips and places his forehead to yours as another song ends. Someone has to flip the tape, so the sound of the rest of the party is a blur in both your ears. He holds you close, obviously a bit worn out, but happy to be having such fun with you. You lean into his and he tilts your chin up for a kiss from his soft lips. You love when he does this, you had never been kissed before you met Ted, but now you feel as if he breathes more life into you with each one.
Ted pulls away and gazes into your eyes with a softness about him. He mouthes that he loves you, but when you miss what he said, he kisses up your neck to your ear, telling you his love with each kiss. You blush hard as he does this, shivers across your skin. You feel goosebumps under your orange sweater and have to adjust your fake glasses when he's done. He is blushing just as much as you, and you are grateful to be here with him.
The night continues and ends with laughs and fun for you and Ted, and you slowly find yourself not needing to think about the past, or future. You're here, in the present, with someone who loves you. That's all that matters.
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Can you do an headcanon about the perfect Holiday gift for each Keanu's character,please?
Perfect Holiday gift for each Keanu Reeves' Characters Headcanon (John Wick, Ted Theodore Logan, John Constantine)
A/N: I hope I did this right, and I hope it's good for each character. I love this man so much 😩🤚
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John Wick: John Wick, a man who has experienced so much loss and violence, would appreciate a gift that brings him peace and helps him move on from his past. Given his love for his dogs and his bookbinding hobby, the perfect gift for John Wick would be a beautifully handcrafted leather-bound journal. This journal could be customized with his initials and feature a dog paw print as a symbol of his beloved pets. It would give him a space to reflect on his thoughts and memories, perhaps even use it as a diary to express his feelings and find solace in the written word. Inside the book, you could slip a photo of his beloved late dog, Daisy, as a reminder of his past and the love he still carries with him and a candid picture of him with his new dog. 
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Ted Theodore Logan (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure): Ted is all about the music and has a deep appreciation for classic rock. The perfect holiday gift for Ted could be a vintage, limited-edition electric guitar, perhaps a Fender Stratocaster, in a vibrant and eye-catching color. To make it even more special, it could come with a personalized message like “be excellent to each other and party on dudes!”
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John Constantine (Constantine): John Constantine is known for his supernatural and occult interests. The perfect holiday gift for him would be a unique, ancient grimoire or spellbook that he hasn't encountered in his extensive travels. It could contain rare incantations, spells, and secrets from various mystical traditions. To add a personal touch, a silver amulet with protective symbols, ensuring his safety on his dangerous journeys, would be included as well.
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6lostgirl6 · 9 months
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yandere best friend ted logan with fem!s/o and he gets jealous :))
The Jealous Kind
Pairing: Yandere!Ted Theodore Logan x Fem!Reader
TW: General Yandere Themes, Obsessive behavior, Jealous Ted, Mentions of Stalking, Kidnapping, Murder, Details of Drowning, Recorded Murder.
Word Count: 1.6k
Gif Credits: @weirdlandtv @mrbeniciodeltoro @r-hipatiasblog
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Since you two were young children, when you moved into the neighborhood at the tender age of seven, he has been your closest friend. He was the loveliest boy, making sure you were always happy and including you in his activities with Bill. He was the kind of best friend that anyone would want—he never teased you or made fun of you because you were the only girl in the trio.
You were never aware of his other side, which lay dormant for the duration of your friendship. He might be a touch dense, but he was cautious, at least to the extent that was necessary.
The numerous drawings that seven-year-old Ted used to produce were never revealed to you. Your hands holding one another's with a large heart over your heads, in childlike scribbles. Not even the names he would scribble down in a fit of rage for the other local kids in the neighborhood. When they interacted with you, he wished for the demise of those boys.
The childlike doodles changed into photographs as he grew older. Ted has always loved cameras and you; why not combine his two loves into one? He would pose as an innocent by snapping pictures of you and hiding them among the other images in his closet. Some images were only of you, while others showed both of you and him. Bill was the only one he would allow around you since he was confident that Bill didn't harbor any feelings for you. Plus, he already made it perfectly clear to him years ago that you were off-limits with a dopey smile on his face.
Although others would describe it as obsession or infatuation, he knew in his heart that he was merely in love.
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Ted was now a senior and was standing in front of his unlocked locker. The school's hallways were bustling with students making their way to their own lockers and friend groups. Ted wasn't concerned about the rowdy students passing him, though. Standing in front of your own locker at the other end of the hallway, you caught his attention.
Along with your new friend.
As you spoke with Eric, a new student who had just moved to San Dimas a few days earlier, Ted's eyes were fixated attentively on you and the blonde-haired boy. He couldn't stand the way that jerk decided to stand so close to you and try to get your attention. It almost made Ted sick to his stomach.
Your apparent enjoyment of his attention only made matters worse. His fingers grasping the locker door tightened as he attempted to control the mounting fear in his body, as the mere notion of it caused tears to fill up in his eyes.
He has always loved you. Why didn't you just acknowledge his feelings already?
Ted was too preoccupied with watching you to hear the bell that indicated it was time to leave for class. His eyes followed you as you and Eric moved in the opposite direction.
"Hey, dude!"
Bill, his other best friend, was standing there grinning as Ted flinched, drawing his attention to him. The raven haired boy felt some relief from the anxiety that had been roiling inside him.
"Hey, dude." Ted responded, sounding a little dejected as he closed his locker.
Bill pinched his brows; he wasn't used to seeing Ted seem so discouraged that the taller boy couldn't look at him. He was worried, and he would go to any length to make his best friend feel better.
"What's wrong, Ted?" He inquired gently, his earlier amusement fading. "Did something happen?"
Ted rubbed the back of his head awkwardly, his gaze fixed on the tile floor. He didn't know what to say, or even how to express what he was feeling. All he knew was that he was enraged and that he needed to take action. 
What should he do about Eric?
Ted came to a standstill, his nervous scratching coming to a halt, his focus on the tile floor shifting slightly. Ted wasn't the brightest tool in the shed, but he understood what to do when it came to his emotions and an act of love. The love that was being threatened by Eric Straumer.
"Bill, my most excellent friend…" Ted began to speak, his brown eyes finally shifting to face his closest friend. "Can you help me with something after school?"
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It was late at night when Bill and Ted arrived at their destination, an open field near a lake, located a distance away outside of San Dimas. The cool air conditioning in the car caused goosebumps on their skin. Ted, on the other hand, was shivering for a completely different reason.
The two boys stepped out of the car after turning off the engine, and Bill gave the car a troubled look, his brows furrowed.
"Do you think Missy-Mom will notice...?" Bill asked nervously, pointing towards a noticeable scratch in the door's paint.
It was an obvious reason why the boys didn't have their licenses and needed Missy to drive them around.
Ted walked around to look at the car door before delivering his trademark dopey smile as he slung his backpack straps over his shoulders. "Nope!" He replied, before walking towards the trunk.
He didn't seem too concerned that they had essentially stolen Missy's car and driven it into an open field with just the night sky to keep them company.
You, um... totally tightened the ropes, right?" Bill questioned as he followed him to the trunk and stood beside him. Before Ted could respond, Bill unlocked the trunk using Missy's keys.
"Yeah! I double-knotted too!" Ted exclaimed, smiling, before lifting the trunk lid and inspecting the contents.
Inside the trunk was an unconscious Eric, his wrists and ankles poorly tied with cheap rope, and his mouth clumsily taped shut. The blood from his head wound ran down his temple and cheek.
Ted's smile evaporated instantly as he remembered what had happened earlier that day. His brown eyes hardened as he grabbed Eric's shirt collar, attempting to remove his body from the trunk. Bill sprang into action, grabbing Eric's ankles and pulling him from the trunk.
His body was thrown into the soil carelessly, a tortured cry from the unconscious His body, however, remained motionless as Bill and Ted grabbed his bound ankles and dragged him deeper into the field, closer and closer to the shore of the lake.
The two lazily dropped Eric's ankles and looked down at his pitiful form as they panted. Ted, on the other hand, could only feel a tinge of pride, his pulse racing in his chest from the thrill.
While panting, Bill placed his hand on the taller boy's shoulder and smiled sympathetically. "I'll...wait in the car." He muttered softly before beginning to make his way back.
"Thanks, dude..." Ted returned softly, watching him walk away before pulling off his backpack. He paused when his best friend called his attention once more.
"How did you even think of this idea, dude?" Bill asked, his eyes filled with astonishment.
Ted chuckled and looked down at the ground before responding, his gaze meeting Bill's once more. "I saw it in a movie once."
"Excellent." Bill said, his smile widening as he walked away, not looking back.
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The camera was rolling, perfectly positioned on a giant rock to record the picture. There was nothing but the peaceful surface of the lake and, in the distance, Eric Straumer's motionless legs, the rest of his body out of frame. 
The sound of approaching steps could be heard until Ted emerged in front of the camera lens, stooping down to smile brightly.
"Sup, dudes!" He greeted enthusiastically, his eyes twinkling with boyish delight as he continued conversing with a nonexistent audience. "My name's Ted, and tonight I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago!"
He cast a glance behind him, taking in the sight of the unconscious boy, before turning to face the camera. "See, someone tried stealing someone I love deeply...and I can't allow that." The smile on his face was slowly sinking.
The distant sound of groaning was heard as Eric began to stir, his poor restraints keeping him immobile. Eric's mind began to absorb the situation quickly, and his muffled screaming could be heard.
"Let's get started, dudes!"
Ted's smile reappeared before he stood up and walked up to the screaming youngster. The camera documented Ted grabbing the distressed Eric and pulling him to the water's edge while Eric effortlessly resisted. Ted was panting as he fought to restrain his struggling victim.
Ted threw Eric face first into the freezing water, his clothes getting soaked as Eric furiously struggled to adjust himself to get some air. The bindings around his wrists and ankles kept him submerged.
Ted gave the camera a malicious smirk before leaping onto Eric's back, his hands grasping the boy's hair and keeping his head under water. Eric was writhing like a fish, attempting to knock Ted off balance, but Ted was much stronger despite his stature. He ignored the cold water soaking him as he continued keeping him submerged.
Eric's struggling ceased after only a few minutes, and his form was utterly limp, his body sinking slightly due to the lack of air within him. Ted paused before cautiously releasing Eric's hair and stumbling to his feet.
Ted walked towards the camera, the frigid air making his soaked form shiver. He crouched down in front of the camera once more and proceeded to address it.
"Babe..." He panted and looked down at the ground, trying to catch his breath. He smiled sweetly at the camera once more. "If you ever see this...just know how much I love you."
"I'll see you at school, babe." He whispered softly before flinging his hands up, his fingers bending to create a heart as he continued to smile. He hurriedly rose up and approached the camera.
Everything went black.
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konstanz-69 · 8 months
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I want to write for him but ive got such writers block
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telekineticseance · 11 months
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STUDY BUDDIES
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pairing: ted logan x afab! reader
summary: your teacher gives you the assignment of tutoring one of the dumbest kids in school
genre: smut
word count: 1895
cw: p in v, dick riding
author’s note: this is mainly for @animulnitrate because they asked so nicely and they're my roomie so i can't say no
“Help out Ted Logan? The guy who thinks Joan of Arc is Noah’s wife?” You asked your teacher, you couldn’t believe what you were hearing. You were usually fine with tutoring others but when it came to Ted Logan, it was a lost cause. He barely knew basic math, spending hours with him trying to teach him history would be a nightmare.
“Yes..I know it’ll be hard at first but he needs to pass this exam or else he’s not passing the year and he’ll have to repeat a grade.” Mr.Ryan, your history teacher, explained to you He knew how bad Ted was and Ted’s best friend Bill was just as bad. You couldn’t imagine being in his shoes and having to teach not one of them, but both of them, at the same time. You let out a sigh of agreement and nodded before walking out of the class running into Ted at the end of the hallway.
“Whoa hey there Dudette! Gotta watch where you’re going.” He said, his hands holding onto your arms as he looked down at you with a grin on his face. You scoffed slightly at him while rolling your eyes and brushing his hands away. “Look Logan, I’ve been given the task of tutoring you tonight in preparation for your exam.”
Ted chuckled while nodding his head, his hair bouncing in the process, “Well alright! Alone time with a babe like you? I’m so down!” You hid back a giggle, as he smiled down at you. “Uh yeah..right. So do you want to study at your place?” You asked him.
“My place sounds sick!” You nodded as he gave you his address and the two of you parted ways before you went to the rest of your classes.
You walked up the steps to Ted’s front door and knocked gently, while holding onto the bag on your shoulder with your other hand. You heard footsteps run down the stairs before a loud bang on the door and the door opened revealing a disheveled Ted with one of those grins on his face, “My savior! Come in.” He said, moving to the side so you can walk in. You walk past him, looking around at the decorations, expecting to see something the total opposite than the preppy vibes you were viewing.
Ted lightly grabbed your arm and led you up the stairs, “Come on we can go to my room!” He ran up the stairs with you closely behind before leading you to a bedroom which was a lot more like you expected. The bed was unmade with posters plastered in random spots all over the walls of different movies and rock bands. Including some homemade posters of something called Wyld Stallyns. He stood in front of you throwing his arms in the air, “Presenting tu casa!”
You paused looking at him, “Actually..” You started before he dropped his hands and raised his eyebrow and you stopped, “Nevermind. Yes this is tu casa.” He grinned while nodding again before sitting down on his bed with a plop and you took your bag off your shoulder, sitting next to him before pulling out books. You sat your history book in your lap, opening it to a page before turning to him, “Okay so I thought I would start with the beginning and then just going through at whatever pace is more comfortable for you?” You asked him, looking over as he looked down at the book in your lip while nodding.
As the two of you looked through the book, Ted would inch closer to where your legs would be touching and you’d scoot away a little more. He would also move his hand close to yours as you held the pages open, lightly stroking his pinky against your hand in the process. Every time he’d try you would awkwardly clear your throat and move away from him, but he’d just go back to trying. Eventually Ted took a deep breath before looking at you, “You know…you’re quite the babe.”
You raised an eyebrow, looking at him as he grinned that same grin he’s had practically all night. “Thank..you?” His eyes widened a little bit and he shifted his position to look at you more, “No what I meant was you’re bodacious! Uh..a sight to see! Hot!” You couldn’t help but let out a giggle at his actions, he wasn’t smart but you did think he was cute at times. He blushed slightly, looking back down at the book, pointing at a picture of Napoleon, “Who’s the guy with the funny hat?”
You started to tell him the history of Napoleon Bonaparte and the French Revolution as he listened closely, nodding while you talked. Eventually you were interrupted by Ted moving in close, kissing you deeply. Your eyes widened as you pulled away and looked at him, “Oh I’m sorry.” He apologized, putting his hand over his mouth. You sat there in shock before leaning in and kissing him yourself. He slowly moved his hand up to your arms, stroking them as the two of you kissed. Your hands gripped onto the black vest he was always wearing as you deepened the kiss.
He pulled away, his lips a dark shade of pink from the kiss as he looked down at you, “Whoa.” He grinned as he slowly opened his eyes, almost as if he were in a trance. You felt your face heat up as you nodded. He bit his bottom lip slightly looking in your eyes, as his hand lightly stroked your cheek.  “Can we do that again?” He asked gently, leaning closer again. You nodded, caressing his cheek before kissing him again. You repositioned yourself, letting the history book fall to the floor as you sat in front of him on your knees.
Both of your hands were on the sides of his face, while his hands moved to your waist. Your tongue explored his mouth as he let out a few hums during the kiss. You slipped off the vest from his torso, and started to pull at his shirt before he put his hands on yours, pulling away. “I can’t.” He whispered against your lips. You pulled your hands away and distanced yourself from him, “Oh.”
“No no I want to,” He corrected before thinking for a minute, “But I just…I wouldn’t know what to do.” He mumbled, looking down at his lap, picking at one of the patches on his shorts. Did he mean? You lifted his face, looking into his eyes, “Have you done anything like this before?” He shook his head, looking into your eyes. You thought for a minute before moving close to him, “I can teach you..if you’d want.”
He smiled as he looked at you, “You would?” You nodded slowly as he nodded back, “Okay!” You giggled while rolling your eyes playfully before kissing him again, leaning him back against the headboard. You straddled his lap, moving your hands to start pulling off the shirt again. He moved his hands to your waist, pulling you close to him. Your hands moved to your own shirt, pulling it over your head as Ted watched, his eyes widening once he saw you in your bra. His gaze lingered on your chest, “Do you want me to take this off too?” You asked him, tracing your fingers along the lace of your bra. He gulped, nodding slowly as you unclasped your bra, pulling it off and putting it next to the two of you.
His eyes stayed focused on your chest, as you felt his length growing against your crotch. You bit your bottom lip before Ted leaned in, placing wet kisses on your chest before placing his lips on your nipple. Lightly sucking and biting on it, causing you to let out a moan. Your fingers tangled into his hair before he pulled away and looked up at you, “Is this okay?” You nodded slowly and he moved his mouth to your other nipple before repeating the process.
You moved your hips, grinding your crotch against his. He pulled his mouth away, letting out a breath of air while closing his eyes tight from the feeling. He looked up at you, his lids barely open. You bit your bottom lip before removing yourself from his lip and starting to pull off his shorts. You were slightly confused from the layering he was doing as when you pulled down the shorts, he had a pair of gray sweats on underneath. He bit his bottom lip, “They’re comfier than boxers.” He said softly.
You nodded, pulling down the sweats, revealing his growing length. He bit his bottom lip when he noticed you staring. He was definitely above average and you couldn’t help but let your gaze linger. You slowly pulled off your panties from underneath your skirt and threw them onto the floor before straddling Ted’s lap again. You could see the sweat beads from his forehead as he looked up at you, “Are you sure you want this?” You asked him, your hand caressing his face. He nodded slowly, “I-I’m just nervous. You’re really really pretty.”
You giggled slightly at him before kissing him deeply, moving your to the base of his cock, stroking him gently. He let out a gasp into the kiss, followed by a soft groan. You positioned the tip to your throbbing clit before lowering yourself down, He buried his head into your chest, letting out a small whimper as you continued moving your hips against him. He leaned his head back against the headboard, biting his bottom lip as you slid up and down on his length.
A mixture of moans and whimpers escaped his lips as you continued moving, rocking your hips in the process. You dug your nails into his chest, as his grip tightened on your hips. He thrusted his hips up causing you to let out a moan, throwing your head back in pleasure. Ted opened his eyes partially, watching you before leaning back and starting to kiss on your chest again, leaving marks all the way from your neck down.
Your hips moved in sync with one another as you felt Ted’s stomach tighten from underneath you before his eyebrows furrowed, “I-I’m cl- hmm.” He interrupted his sentence with a hum, throwing his head back against the headboard once more. You leaned down and pressed your lips to his once you felt yourself starting to reach your own high. Ted let out a small gasp as you felt his tip twitch , the two of you releasing at the same time. You rode out your high, practically sinking onto his chest, feeling the energy evaporate from your body. Ted’s face was flushed a deep shade of pink and his hair was sticking to his forehead from the sweat. You pulled yourself off of him, sitting on the bed next to him while processing the events that just happened.
“That was..” You started, “Excellent?” Ted said, looking at you.
You giggled slightly in response, “Sure. Let’s go with excellent.”
“Can we do it again?” He asked, his hand snaking around your waist as he buried his face in your neck. You nodded, knowing the two of you probably wouldn’t be getting much more tutoring done for the night.
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lizthewriter · 3 months
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what about ted logan with flirty!popular!reader?
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(so this will basically be a mega loser!ted post)
teddy who has been in love with you since third grade but has been too scared to ever tell you. he's watched you grow older and date other people, leaving him feeling helpless and generally unworthy.
teddy who is assigned to work with you on an english oral presentation and the two of you hit it off magnificently.
teddy who consistently defends you against those who call you sleazy, or even worse, things like 'slut' and 'whore' as an insult. teddy who comes home with bruises and cuts on his face from starting a fight with some jocks at school who were talking about you in a sexual manner.
teddy who pouts while you clean said cuts and bruises, complaining that no one sees how amazing you are and how he wish they would, almost starting to rant on about how much he loves and adores you.
teddy who gladly joins you while shopping for clothes, giving real feedback (though he can't say much but "most excellent!" since you're gorgeous most of the time) and practically worshipping the ground you walk upon.
teddy who buys you flowers and gifts all the time, leaving them at the doorstep to your house because he's too embarrassed to give them to you himself.
teddy who gets extremely flustered whenever you compliment him, his music, or call him pet names like "pretty boy."
teddy, who just loves you for who you are really, whether or not you're pretty and popular <33
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iovesia · 9 months
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Ted Logan is obsessed with his gf! (He told me himself)
Josie! I need your input on these thoughts!!!
-Ted writing your name on his guitar strap
-carving “*your name* + ted” into his desk at school
-has a locket keychain with your photo
-having those cheesy magnet necklaces that make a heart when you put them together
-has a piece of paper that he made you kiss when you were wearing lipstick so he’d always have your lip print
he’s literally so in love and everyone else knows it wether they want to or not:
*the Logan family eating dinner*
Teds dad: so i think it’s safe to assume you and your girlfriend are doing well?
Ted, literally wearing an “i <3 my gf” shirt: how’d you know???
ted 'obsessed with his gf' logan— that's my #1 right there!!
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( literally him ^^ ) : he's such a dork— he loves doing all the cliché cheesy couple things with you. he 100% lets you (basically wants you and very shyly asks you to do it) to decorate his bass strap.
omg the desk thing is so real— sometimes he's sitting in the back of his history class, and when he gets too bored of doodling in his notebook, he shifts his attention to the desk. ted doesn't even realise he's drawn a little heart of your initials and his in the corner of the desk until the bell rings, snapping him out of his thoughts. instead of wiping it off, he just giggles and leaves it there <3 it's artistic expression and he's gotta let the people know!!
this is so random, but i had to include this: he would be so over the moon if you ever made a friendship bracelet for him <33 it's orange and goes perfect with his orange and red jackets, and he feels so giddy when you give it to him and show off your matching one 🥹
ted really pulls up to the family dinner table with a giant heart locket or deadass just one of those claires-type of necklaces with your name. he's decked out in gf merch!!
"ted.. what is that?" his father asks incredulously, his brows furrowing as he squints to get a better look.
"totally awesome, right?" ted grins, lifting up the necklace. "she's gonna love it."
"she's gonna love burning it," deacon snickers under his breath, trying to tick off his older brother, and successfully earning a kick to the shin from under the table.
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generalkenobee · 5 months
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hello! do you have anymore ted logan headcanons you'd be up for sharing? or possibly evil robot ted? im currently experiencing ted logan brainrot because I recently watched the first 2 films for the first time and I have the PHATTEST crush on ted lol it's embarrassing
AHHHH YESYESYES I DO THANK YOU YESYESYESYES I LITERALLY HAVE SOOOO MANY TED LOGAN IDEAS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Warnings: contains both SFW and NSFW
🎸cutie patootie! Ted
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- oh my gosh he loves you
- he'll do anything you ask.. anything!
- once in history looked at Bill and said "dude I'm totally a president!" After learning about teddy Roosevelt
-smells you...like a lot
-gives the best hugs ever like actually
-youre the first to get your license in the relationship so you drive him to school every morning while he plays music
-lets you paint his nails and put makeup on him
-always holding hands
-definition of a gentle giant
-his hands are about twice the size of yours
-likes to be the little spoon
-Ted Theodore Logan can not cook.
-please play with his hair
-the first time you complained about your period his dead ass response was "what's that?" 💀
-his dad doesn't really like you but he doesn't really like anyone so it's ok
-him sneaking in your room in the middle of the night while everyone is asleep>>>
NSFW
-sub/ gentle dom
-you'll never forget the noise he said when he first slid in it was like "wait wait wait oh my- I augh.. please no.. it's too much please i-" and it was only half his length-
-sososososoo pussy whipped
-lazy sex
-gently jerky him while he sits on his bed and tells you about his day
-PERV!
-literally taking peaks down your blouse all the time
-lovesss to suck on your boobs while you run your fingers through his hair, holding him close to you
-wont tell anyone what you do together because it's such an intimate moment
-other than Bill...
-bursts into the room while holding your hand pulling you along " BILL BILL BILL GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID!!"
-doesn't realize how horny you get when you see him play
-hes also clueless so..this is how that plays out
"Ted you're so good at guitar.." you said biting your lip looking him up and down "your fingers just move so fast baby" your sweet boyfriend looked up at you from his instrument smiling "thanks babe!" After he said that he quickly looked back down working on his music. You say there looking him in the eye rubbing your thighs together while literally telling him how much you loved his fingers and he just looked away
-hes a massive pervert but he's clueless at the same time yk?
-does not know how to please you the first time so just be patient and tell him what you like
-first time he ate you out was like a dog trying to get peanut butter out of one of those toys..
-I feel like he would excel at fingering you..I mean have you seen the guys hands? And he plays guitar?
-sneaking in just to finger you>>
-lord please moan his name while he's rutting up into you..
IF YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT MORE OF EVIL! TED LET ME KNOW I KINDA JUST DID CUTIE! TED FOR THISSS🩷
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imajinxnation · 4 months
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The Wisdom; Gone
Keanu Reeves Characters x Reader
SUMMARY // Keanu characters react to you getting your wisdom teeth taken out.
TW // What you would expect from getting teeth pulled, Fluff, Comfort.
ALL GIFS FOUND ON PINTEREST
Damn I really needed to write this because I'm my third day in and it's so hard to not be able to eat what I want😭
Sorry about Neo's, I was in a rush!!
John Wick
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When I tell you this man will be there by your side the whole time, I mean THE WHOLE TIME. He is so fuckin' sweet, it's unreal. If you're nervous about getting your teeth ripped out of your mouth, he will calm you down and make sure you're ready, and if you wanna back out, he totally supports that, especially if you don't actually need them taken out.
When you're high off the anesthetic, no matter whether you act normal or emotional, he's ready. He will wait on you night and day (more than he usually does), and is very strict to what you can and cannot eat during the first few days, keeping it to soft foods and water and then slowly make your way back into your normal diet. Even when you feel fine, he's gonna baby you until at least the first week is over.
One other thing is that he is constantly in your mouth, checking to make sure no food gets stuck in the craters in your mouth.
John Constantine
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This man acts so fuckin' hard, but as soon as he sees you in pain, he is there. Let's hope you're at least semi-normal after anesthetic, because he has no idea what to do if you get emotional, and will probably end up just laughing at you for being so high and out of it.
Now, when it comes to doting on you, he'll lay you on the couch and will let you relax until it's time for your medication. He won't admit it, but he is SO gentle and caring when giving you your meds.
The moment you start to feel better and can do things for yourself, he'll let you do your thing, but keep an eye out just in case he sees you getting something to eat that you probably shouldn't while healing.
Ted Theodore Logan
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This sweet boy, I swear. He will help you a lot, whether it's helping you walk, help you eat and drink, give you your medicine at the right time, and he'll even help change your gauze, and that's saying something, cause I can see him being squeemish to blood.
You're gonna get all the cuddles from him. If he notices your cool pack sliding off your head, he'll gently push it back into place, and if it needs to be frozen again, he'll put it in the freezer for awhile before wrapping it back around your head and chin.
Now, food-wise, he's probably not the best cook, so expect really simple soft foods, like jello, yogurt and ice cream, or luke-warm cup noodles.
Johnny Silverhand
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This rocker asshole will probably just lay you on the couch and tell you to go to sleep so he doesn't have to deal with your high self. (He won't admit it, but he fixes your cool pack during your sleep, making sure it's on your face and head properly.)
He acts like he doesn't care when you're finally able to do shit yourself, but he does. He's always checking over his shoulder at you to make sure you're not doing/eating anything you shouldn't.
If he hears you even utter the smallest groan of pain, he is there asking what's wrong. Hates to admit it, but he'd rather die than see you in pain.
Neo (Thomas Anderson)
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(Ignore the caption)
This is gonna be Pre-Matrix. So, basically, Neo has no idea what to do on his own and needs you to guide him through the procedures that need to be taken to heal properly. Whatever you tell him he needs to do will be done.
That's all really, other than he thinks your puffy cheeks are adorable, but also feels bad because he knows you're in pain from it.
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marsdontbesade · 5 months
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Headcanon: Holiday Gifts for Keanu's characters.
𝐻𝐸𝐴𝐷𝐶𝐴𝑁𝑂𝑁 ス ˚ ₊ ‧꒰ ꒱ ‧ ₊˚
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ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑔𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑘𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑢 𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠:
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𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑎𝑛
the *stoner accent* murst happy cheery boy on xmas!
he loves, LOVES gifts
christmas is one of his most favourite holidays, or in fact, IS his favourite holiday; halloween just being a close second
not just cause of the food
or the snow
the bodacious music or jolly vibes
or the free school holidays so he won't need to do stupid bogus history homework
but because of the presents!
ted would absolutely love if you gifted him something for christmas
it doesn't have to be elaborate or big, but something that a neurodivergent (/j) rock-enthusiast weird kid like him would like
custom guitar picks, comic books, a bucket of tutti-fruity bubblegum & cheese puffs, cute little stickers, fruit-flavoured candy (not too much though as they hurt his teefies), a nintendo gameboy, drawing books....
he'd also like makeup, like black eyeliner & eyeshadow and a couple of nail polish so him and bill can use for their wyld stallyns performances
gift him some eddie van halen posters, cds, keyrings, trinkets, or any of that paranphelia and he'll worship you for life
oh yeah, he don't play around with his eddie van halen
less you forget that
he'll also love tapes and cds and merch of other rock bands he adores
RUBIX CUBE! he'll love a mean rubix cube as his personal fidget toy 🥺
ted's very easy to please, just don't buy him an air supply or beatles vinyl album
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𝑗𝑜ℎ𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒
antithesis of ted
this man is the grunge adaptation of scrooge, but with less hate and more indifference
doesn't really care about xmas
mostly thinks it's for kids
giving gifts to this guy will be a little bit hard because this man is such a depressed little nihilist sometimes
he'll scoff and bluff, but deep down his emotions speaks otherwise
he never really states what he like or anything personal about him - he's a very private man with only one thing on his mind (lyke idk saving the world from satan and the apocalypse ???)
but what you do know about him is that this man is a chronic smoker
john would definitely fw a silver plated lighter
like the vivienne westwood ones
or a custom black one with his initials on it
he also drinks a lot of whiskey
jack daniel's? jim beam bourbon? jameson?
pair that up with a leather hip flask and he's good to go
silver jewellery type of guy? mhm!
he'd love a cross chain necklace
like deep-silver cross/crucifix pendant ones
would look so fucking cool on him
silver accessories always look so hot on daddy constantine
other than that, nothing much
he's not invested in xmas but he doesn't hate it
his mind will be more occupied on demon hunting and existential brainrots than that
yet he still has a soft spot (secretly) so xmas with him won't be so bleeping bad
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𝑗𝑜ℎ𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑐𝑘
pretty normal about xmas
celebrating with him would be so freaking wholesome though
you're so used to seeing john as his stoic dilf self that him being all lovely with you during this jolly season would be a fever dream
giving him gifts would be, again, pretty normal
he's a simple guy, and already rich enough to buy himself whatever, after all, so your xmas shopping spend will be looking pretty alright
john is a traditional manly man so his gifts would be of that orient
he's also a bit old so keep that in mind...
brown leather-strapped watch, woody oak cologne, men's grooming set, a brand new dog that won't randomly disappear after a few months
john is a bookworm, he'd love some good ol' classic fiction novels and philosophical/critical/mindfuck books to open up and out his mind
he's a handy man so a brand-new toolbox would be nice
he's also a lover of whiskey and wine, so again, some jack daniel's or bourbon and malboc or pinot noir
this would be the funniest shit ever but please gift this man a pencil as a joke
i swear he'll be so oblivious at first but when he clocks, this mf will death stare you like hell whilst you try so hard to not burst into laughter
but on a wholesome note, a ring will put a smile right back onto that man's face
like cute couple rings you and him can wear, like he'll smile so hard
a heart locket necklace with a picture of you and him inside
oh he'll absolutely die inside
john's such a sucker for classic romance, you don't understand
he'll love vinyl records of 70s and 80s vintage classics, taking him back to his younger days
john will cherish these well... 💌
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𝑗𝑜ℎ𝑛𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑟ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑
the very antithesis of ted
this man is scrooge
does not not care about xmas and probably never will
"mindless fucking consumerism"
he definitely thinks that shit is for kids
gifts for this guy will be as hard as an harvard acceptance letter
90% of the time this man is never really happy
he's either miserable or annoying or insulting or all at the same time
he would, however, accept it, if it's from you
but johnny never tells personal information
he's a very egotistical individual so the most personal you'll get from him is the edge of how big his c*ck is (*facepalms.png*)
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𝑟𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑎
another happy cheery boy on xmas
and another favourite himbo of mine 💘
he obviously loves xmas
it's the only time he won't have to be digging under trash heaps for diamonds
he's a very weird and random kid so you know he'll like anything
finding a xmas present for him would be easy cause as long as the shit's entertaining, he's pretty much on board
and it's the 80s, so what really can a broke teenage runaway enjoy back then?
but anyways, that's whatever
rupert would definitely like these as gifts: comic books, candy, shakespeare novels, an eight ball, rubix cube, wristbands, money, a crown (???)-
SLIME! give the boy some green slime to play with! (helps with his stims)
*murmuring* why can i imagine him in a skir- yeah give this boy a skirt
and a skateboard
gnarly combination
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𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑜/𝑗𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑟
basic as fuck
these dudes are like the hallmarks of xmas
both are different genres of white men in hallmark-esque movies
standard white guy, 30-something year old millennial who's into sports and having a beer with the boys vs twink stock image standard white man who's a doctor and every old karen white woman's dream come true
one, however, is more generic and conventionally attractive hallmark white male than the other (julian)
shane's a manly man so he'd probably like some fishing equipment or men's grooming kit or some kind of sports team merch
he'd also like those beer keg stands or mini fridges where he can put his infinite supply of heineken or guiness inside
a handy man also so a nice new toolbox too
julian...... yeah julian i don't actually know about
he's probably just bisexual or something, idk-
that's about it.
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97keanu · 10 months
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Ted Logan x f!reader
Premise: takes place during the second movie, Ted is your boyfriend and you've never been intimate with someone before. Ted takes it extremely slow with you and really rocks your world
Tags/warnings: inexperienced, VERY smutty, a tad aggressive/rough, soft dom!Ted, praise, small bit of breeding kink for extra spice...
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It's late one Saturday night in summer and you're at Bill and Teds apartment. You and Ted are laying in his room, cuddling and watching late night TV. Its nothing really mind boggling, but just being here with your lover is relaxing. You feel Ted's hand slowly move up your bare thighs, for all you have on is a pair of shorts and one of his band shirts. You feel a sense of nervousness and desire rise inside you. You and Ted still haven't gone all the way and you are, to your surprise, feeling ready tonight. You take his hand, and let him know by moving it even higher and deeper between you legs.
Ted immediately chuckles softly, his voice whispering in your ear. "Oh, Alright...are you really ready?" His goofy skater talk coming through as he speaks, but you love it. You nod, your face red with heat.
"Yes...I want you Ted..." And with that, you don't have to ask twice. You could tell that while Ted respected you not being ready yet, he has wanted this for a while. He kisses up your neck, and moves his hand more north, trailing up the band t shirt over the softness of your stomach and taking to your chest.
You can't help it, you're already so turned on just by the sequence of this starting, you moan out. Ted begins to giggle again, praising you with his voice husky and low in your ear.
"Oh yeah...? You like that, babe?" He asks as he begins to take your shirt off, revealing your bra. His eyes go wide as he looks over your body, obviously in love with it. The way his eyes look at every inch of you is as if he just can't get enough.
Ted moves so he's directly on top, moving in between your legs and pulling your hips into him. He leans down, kissing along your neck until he gets to your chest. He slowly takes off your bra, watching to make sure you're okay with this. Your soft eyes look up at his dark puppy dog eyes, and he can see how much you are filled with lust and desire. His eyes hold the same emotions...
He takes in your breasts as your bra is slipped off and promptly forgotten on the floor. He takes them in both of his hands, massaging in a way that drives you nuts, your eyes fluttering shut for a moment just to take in his touches on you.
Its not long before he leans in, his mouth covering one breast and giving it so much attention it makes your cheeks flush even more. He uses his tongue masterfully, and softly bites and teases just to get a reaction from your hitched breathing and whimpers. He loves having so much power over you, to illicit such moans from your body. He feels good knowing how much pleasure he can bring you with such simple moves.
He also knows its your first time, so he's taking it so slow. He spends a lot of time just focusing on kisses across your chest, and sucking and playing with your breasts. You're practically begging him to move on before he begins to head south.
He pulls your shorts back just a smidge, before remembering himself and looking up at you from between your legs with those big brown eyes.
"Are you ready...?" He checks in, wanting to make sure he's not moving to fast and its all you can do to take his soft fluffy dark hair in your hands and begin to move him into position.
"Yes..." You make sure to follow up with, so he knows exactly what you want and that you're comfortable with it.
Ted pulls your shorts all the way down, you didn't have any underwear underneath since it was more of a pajama situation. He takes in the sight of you with excited eyes, and you can look down and see how eager he is to begin. This is one of his favorite parts.
He begins to taste you, slowly at first, but he can't help himself to begin plunging in soon, grasping your hips and bringing you in deeper. He wants to lick all of you, taste every bit of your dripping pussy. He takes his time teasing you with his tongue, moving everywhere but your clit until your a whimpering mess.
"Please Ted..." You can feel him smirk against your pussy, he was waiting for you to finally verbally beg him. That's all it takes before his mouth is so suddenly covering your clit and sucking in a way that leaves you breathless.
His long fingers begin to find their way inside you, slowly, as he does this. He keeps closing his eyes and enjoying the taste of you and your moans and then looking up at you as he gives you pleasure you couldn't believe possible. Your breathing is wild and your hands tangle in his hair, pushing him deeper against you and making him moan as he sucks more and more.
He is bobbing his head along with a perfect rhythm to make you feel so good. How is he so good with his tongue??
His fingers find the sweet spot inside of you and you begin to feel so completely beside yourself with ecstasy. You moan out into the night, and begin bucking, riding Teds face as he brings you closer and closer to the edge. All the while, Ted is in heaven, slurping you up with fervor.
Eventually you can't help yourself, you begin to fall over the edge as his tongue laps at you with skill. You feel it building to a boiling point and your mouth moans out the words Ted's been waiting to hear.
"Oh god, Ted! I'm...I'm going to cum!" You utter as he looks up at you, watching you twitch and become completely undone by his tongue and fingers. He is delighted and so hard just from the sight.
He watches you finish cumming, his spare hand having to stop your thighs from crushing him between them. You come down slowly, and he stops, moving his fingers out of you at a snails pace, knowing how sensitive you must be right now.
When he's done, he leans up, and his face and fingers are covered in your juices. He laps them up, cleaning his fingers with a grin.
"You taste amazing, babe..." He tells you as his eyes glitter with excitement for what comes next. You are so breathless but ready, ready to be so full with him.
Ted tosses his clothes off quickly and you can see his excitement in his large, hard cock. Its practically twitching to be touched he wants you so bad.
He parts your legs gently again, and leans down to kiss you. You can taste a bit of yourself on him and it turns you on even more, knowing how much he loves pleasing you. You part yourself for him with your hands, and he gently wets his cock with your overflowing pussy wetness. He is so big, you're a bit worried about it fitting for your first time. You trust him to go slow though, and when he looks back into your eyes and sees your eager nod, he begins to line himself up with your soaking entrance and push his hot tip in.
He goes in so slowly, inch by inch into your tight body. He wants to savor it and also make sure you're enjoying yourself. He makes sure to praise you with little compliments along the way.
"You're doing so good, baby. It feels amazing to be inside you like this..." Ted breathes into your mouth as he kisses you, going deeper and deeper. You feel yourself getting so full of his raw cock. You can feel every inch of him starting to fill you up.
Ted feels some resistance as he goes in as deep as possible, he hears your breathing spike and he shushes you gently, kissing away any bit of pain.
"You're doing so good for me, baby, taking all of my hard cock like this...I'm so proud of you..." Ted whispers his praise between kisses, finally settling in his while weight into you, and you're so entirely full you feel like your head is spinning.
You feel after a moment, Ted begin to pull back, and you are whimpering from the lack of fullness you're feeling from it. You can see that Ted notices this, and he smirks.
"You like feeling so full of my cock?" He starts as he continues to slowly pull back, teasing you.
"Tell me how bad you want it...Tell me how you want me to breed you with this raw cock of mine..." The way he's speaking is almost primal, he can't even help himself. His dirty words making you flush, but you can't help yourself. You can tell he's holding back pushing his cock back deep inside you until you comply.
"Yes, Ted...I want you...I want you so bad it hurts....I want you to breed me with that big cock of yours..." You can't help it, your mind has gone foggy with lust, you don't even care if having sex without a condom is dangerous.
"That's my girl..." He says as he pushes back into you, this time much faster. He begins to pump himself in and out while your moans match his tempo. He is grinning as you come apart, a gaggle of moans and heavy breathing.
You love the way it feels, he fucks you in just the right way, making you feel as if you could come again. You snake an arm between you two, and begin to play with yourself to get closer. Your legs are wrapped around Teds waist as he sees you begin to take your own pleasure.
"That's a good, good girl...I want you to cum for me again." He whispers into your ear as he kisses your neck with suckling and bites. "I want you to cum on my cock, baby..."
You can't help yourself, you want to please him so bad. You want to cum on his cock more than anything, and then you want him to fill you up entirely with his cum, you shiver thinking about it.
Your hand continues to work your clit and Ted can't hold himself back anymore. He is pretty sure you can take it now so he begins fucking you harder and deeper than you could ever imagine. You scream out his name, clawing into his back and shoulder with your free hand, your other hand bringing you closer and closer.
"That's it, baby. Cum for me..." He commands, looking down at you with primal lust as he takes you harder and harder. He readjusts and hits your most sensitive spot, causing you to cry out.
"Right there, baby? I got it." He notices, smirking and driving himself deeper into that zone that made you moan so loudly. You can't take it anymore, you feel yourself tightening up more than you ever have before, completely locked and clenched on his cock. It honestly makes it hard for him to drive into you, your grip on him bringing him over the edge as well.
You cum and spasm, your legs locking into him without trying, pulling him so deep as he spill his hot seed inside you. You feel so utterly full and getting fuller as he finishes so deep inside you. You let out the longest and loudest moan, you had no idea it could feel this good to be filled with cum.
Ted groans as well, burying himself willingly in your pussy and in your neck. He shudders as he finishes and then collapses into you, still filling you with his spent cock.
You both bask in the afterglow, enjoying yourselves. Your breathing is heavy, as well as Teds. Both your sticky, hot bodies lay there, exhausted.
After a few moments, Ted finally pulls out, before using his fingers to push in any cum that threatened to fall out.
"Don't waste any, babe..." He says playfully and quietly in your ear as he pulls you to his sweaty chest. You lay there, tired and happily full of his cum. You muse softly, a low hum.
"Did you like that, sweetheart?" Ted follows up after a few minutes of silence between you two. You nod, and he grins, completely pleased with himself for pleasing you.
"I'm glad, it felt amazing for me too..." he compliments you as he strokes your hair and your arm that you have wrapped around him. He brings the covers close when the sweat begins to get cold, and he wraps you up, taking care of you. He keeps placing kisses on your head, your cheeks, your nose. He wants you to know how loved you are, and how much he loved being intimate with you.
After a bit, he let's you take some time to run to the bathroom and clean up, and when you return he has water and the blanket open and ready for your return. You happily drink the water before collapsing into the blanket, being pulled and snuggled by Ted immediately. He's completely taken by you, and continues to adore you with pets and kisses until the two of you fall asleep together...
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Hey! Could you do a headcanon for Keanu Reeves' characters, where the (female) reader is like Nimona, in terms of powers and personality?
If not that's ok!
Thanks!
Headcanon for Keanu Reeves' Characters with a Nimona-like (Shapeshifting powers and a bit of a playful personality) Reader: A/N: Ended up doing some homework for this one, lol. I really liked Nimona's character so this was really cute. I did my best and I hope you enjoy :)
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John Wick: John Wick couldn't believe his eyes the first time he witnessed your shapeshifting abilities. It was during a mission where he found himself in a tight spot, and that's when you showed up in your badass glory. He had heard whispers about someone who could change their form at will, but nothing prepared him for the sight of you seamlessly transforming from a black cat to a wolf and then into a hawk in a matter of seconds. To John, your personality was a perfect match for your powers. You had that same unyielding determination that John had, but you added a touch of whimsy and playfulness to his stoic demeanor. You loved to mess with your targets by taking on absurd or terrifying forms, keeping them on their toes. John couldn't help but be amused by your antics, even in the direst situations. Together, you formed a formidable duo, combining his legendary gun-fu skills with your shape-shifting prowess. Your teamwork was unmatched, and the criminal underworld learned to fear both John Wick and the enigmatic shape-shifting partner who toyed with their expectations.
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Ted "Theodore" Logan: Bill and Ted were used to strange things happening, but when they met you, it was a whole new level of weird. With your shapeshifting abilities, you could turn into any historical figure or famous musician at the drop of a hat. You were always up for crazy adventures and loved to jam with Bill and Ted on their wild time-traveling journeys. With your remarkable shapeshifting talents, you seamlessly became a substitute for Ted whe he wasn’t confident about a crucial history test. Your mimicry of Ted's mannerisms and speech was so uncanny that even Bill couldn't tell the difference so taking the test would be no problem. Ted couldn’t thank you enough for helping him like that.  Your free-spirited, playful nature meshed perfectly with Ted's outlook on life. Together, you created a most excellent, time-traveling band, bringing music and laughter to every era you visited.
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John Constantine: John Constantine's expertise in dealing with demons and the occult made him a formidable force. His life was filled with danger and darkness until he encountered you. Constantine was no stranger to the supernatural, but your abilities were a new kind of magic that intrigued and perplexed him. Meeting you on one of his occult investigations, he couldn't help but be impressed by your capacity to turn into different creatures. With your ability to shapeshift at will, became a mysterious and unpredictable ally in John's battle against the forces of darkness. Your transformations often surprised him, but he quickly learned to appreciate the unique advantages you brought to your dangerous encounters. Your playful personality was a refreshing contrast to Constantine's brooding demeanor. You'd change into various forms to distract John when he was particularly stress, getting a much needed laugh out of him. Over time, John Constantine found himself drawn to your free spirit, even though he'd never admit it. Your ability to bring a little chaos into his world made him question the constant darkness that had shrouded his life. Together, you faced the horrors of the supernatural realm, and your shapeshifting powers and fearless nature added a touch of whimsy to your relentless fight against the unknown.
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can i do a request for ted where him and bill go back to the past and meet the reader and they fall in love??
Futuristic Lover
Ted Theodore Logan x Reader
TW: Mentions of bullying towards Reader, few curse words
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"Oh please, Rufus!" Bill cried out, “Why can’t we use the phone booth?!” 
Rufus sighed, adjusting his sunglasses as Bill and Ted continued pleading to use the phone booth for something completely pointless. “Well boys, the universe isn’t in danger and you don’t have an important test that can change the course of your futures. There’s simply no point that’s all.” He explained, staring at the two boys.
Bill stood there for a minute, unable to come up with a clear excuse why they would need the phone booth. Rufus had a good point and Bill struggled as he continued trying to present something clever to change his mind.
“Well-” However, he was interrupted.
Ted fidgeted for a second before excitedly bringing his hand up, a wide smile on his face as if he was still in school waiting for permission to speak.
Rufus sighed again before nodding towards Ted, 
“Yes, Ted?”
“As you’ve said, the universe isn’t in danger! Why? Well, it was because of us!” He started, moving his hands around as he spoke as if he was giving a presentation.
Bill started to smile towards Rufus, understanding what Ted was trying to say. His friend was indeed most excellent. Rufus wouldn’t be able to shoot them down again this time.
“And as young heroes, shouldn’t we be allowed the luxury of using the phone booth one last time?” Ted finished, the smile still on his face as Rufus continued to stare at him.
Rufus thought for a second and nodded, giving a small smile. “You’re right. Alright boys, you can use the phone booth.. Make your trip worthwhile because this will be the absolute last time.”
“Sweet! Thanks, Rufus!” Bill exclaimed, elbowing his excellent friend before rushing towards the phone booth, “Come on, Ted!”
“Wait up, Bill! Thanks, Rufus!” Ted said before rushing after his friend, entering the phone booth while Bill skimmed through the yellowed pages of the phonebook. Ted leaned down, looking through the pages as well for anything that would capture his eye.
“We need somewhere we haven’t really been before. Any ideas where we should go, my excellent friend?” Bill asked, glancing at him as he turned another page.
Ted read some of the contents before pointing towards a date that captured his eye in the phonebook. “What about here, Bill? We should check out the 50s!” He replied and pointed out the number for Bill. 
“Sure, bud!” Bill started typing the number while Ted closed the door to the phone booth, preparing for another journey with his best friend.
He wondered what adventure he would discover this time.
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Another day, another failed attempt at maintaining my sanity. 
You sighed as you adjusted your binder and textbooks threatening to escape from your arms, silently wishing you hadn’t forgotten your school bag at home.
Your last day as a senior was absolutely horrendous and you were thrilled you were finally free from the clutches of final exams and relentless bullying from the boys in your grade. Their obnoxious laughing and horrible demeaning jokes were irritating to your ears. Luckily, you saved enough money to get on a bus and find the biggest city you can afford an easier life in.
You paused as you managed to make it to the crosswalk without any mishaps. You were surprised those boys didn’t follow you down the street. You glanced behind you before you began hearing the distant sounds of thunder. 
You blinked, looking towards the once clear-blue sky that became dark with the promise of a seemingly powerful storm. Stormy-gray clouds huddling together and mixing into a similar feeling of seafoam. 
‘Shit, I better get to the station quickly.’ You thought to yourself. 
Taking a second, you glanced at both sides of the street before starting to make your way safely across the blackened concrete. 
Until the sudden flash of light practically blinding you and the recoil of something falling managed to knock you completely to the ground. Your books and binder that were once safely in your arms were now scattered across the pavement.
You groaned from the twinge of pain from landing on your tailbone and slight rashes from your palms scraping against the rough texture of the pavement when you tried catching yourself. 
“Are you okay?” A boyish-tone asked you, making you glance towards the direction it was coming from. 
There were two boys standing in front of what seemed to be a phone booth unlike anything you’ve seen around town when you used to make stops at the bank for your father. One was adorable with short curly-blonde hair in clothes that were too inappropriate to be seen around town. You’ve never seen a boy show so much stomach before. He was a little shorter than his friend standing next to him. 
He was taller with disarranged black hair that ended to the base of his neck dressed in a mix of black and white paired with a colorful orange jacket. You realized it was him that asked the question. Hewas extremely cute and you found yourself blushing a little having been still sitting in the middle of the street.
Ted was equally as smitten, looking down at you as you sat there on the road dressed in attire deemed fit for the 50s. He felt extremely guilty for having his phone booth almost practically crush you. You were gorgeous and he felt himself grow a little flustered and a bit dazed. 
You hesitated before replying, “Um, y-yeah.” You watched as the black-haired boy reached down and offered his hand to you which you took almost immediately. “I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
Ted continued looking down at you, your hand still held in his own that he believed felt entirely right. Now, he knows how Romeo felt when he was forced to read that heinous book with Bill in English class. 
“No! It’s totally our bad, dude.” Bill replied, helping with picking up your fallen books and returning them to you in your free arm. He could see the way Ted seemed to be in his own mind as he continued watching you. “I’m Bill and this is Ted.” He introduced themselves.
‘Dude?’ 
You were pulled from your trance and slowly removed your hand away from Ted’s with cheeks feeling warm. Your eyes drifted towards Bill while still feeling that electrifying feeling of the black-haired boy still looking at you.
“I’m Y/N.” You replied before looking at the phone booth placed in the middle of the street. “How did you guys get that here?” You asked confused, walking around them to take a closer look at the contraption.  
  Ted went to reply, happy to tell you everything about the phone booth and the concepts of time travel that he understood, however Bill quickly cut him off. After their success at performing the most excellent oral report, Rufus advised them to be more cautious about telling other people about time travel, especially not in a very public setting. 
“Think we can chat someplace a little more private?” Bill asked.
Ted was a little offended, shuffling as he wanted to be the one to introduce you to the fine advancements that time had to offer.  However, he knew Bill was right with making sure they were in a more private setting. 
You glanced at Ted before replying, “There’s a café a little ways down the street, not very many people visit it. We could go there.”
“Excellent!” They exclaimed as they followed you down the road that you pointed towards with you in the middle. 
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You sat there, fiddling with your cup as you processed the information you were just told. 
Apparently, time travel was possible and the two boys sitting across from you were originally from the eighties and have seen many important historical figures in the flesh. You were surprised you weren’t passing out yet. 
“And…a phone booth was the best source of transportation?” You asked.
“I guess so.” Ted replied, “We broke it once and it’s not very spacious, most bogus indeed.” 
Bill nodded in agreement.
Ted was a little anxious due to your reaction. He was hoping that you didn’t think they were insane and that you needed to get away or get the police! He really liked you and it would be totally bogus if you didn’t end up liking him back because you thought he was nuts. 
However, he was surprised.
“When you return…could I possibly go with you?” You asked, continuing to fiddle with your cup rather than drinking the still warm liquid that was inside.
“You…want to go with us?” Ted asked instead, hoping he was hearing you correctly.
“Yeah..you see, I was actually on my way to the train station. I haven't had the best life here and wanted to go somewhere far away. But nothing is more far away than time itself!” You explained. 
Ted felt a little bad for you, knowing that you must not have the best home life if you wanted to run away, consequences be damned. He shared a glance with Bill that only Bill seemed to understand. 
Bill gave a small smile, “Sure you can!” He messed with his pocket before coming up with some change, some of which were completely outdated. “Oh…”
“I got it.” You chuckled before pulling out some of the money you were originally saving for your trip.
The three of you stood up and made your way back outside and towards the phone booth that was miraculously still there unbothered. You were a little anxious, now that you were leaving the place you once called home. 
Suddenly, you felt something warm envelop your hand and you glanced down towards the source. The warm palm of Ted was holding onto yours and he gave you a warm smile when you glanced towards him. 
“Everything will be fine, dude!” He said, giving your hand a small squeeze. “You’ll be fine with us!” 
Your cheeks grew a little warm as you returned the squeeze, feeling your own smile return from the affectionate gesture and heart-warming words. 
“I know I will” You replied as the three of you entered the phone booth. 
Bill flicked through the pages before finding the correct number. “Ready?” He asked.
You glanced towards Ted and smiled more, giving his hand another squeeze. 
“More than ready.”  
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