#its her fault

[f1-disaster-bi]

Should I bring back Brothers au?

#aka au where lando and daniel are brothers #i have thoughts #i blame Birb #its her fault #jk #its my fault #but I'll still blame birb #brothers au #brothers daniel and lando

[aspocko]

listen. i have no patience or respect for r/obin h/obb, and i did not love liveship traders (although i liked it a whole lot more than i liked the rain wild chronicles lmao). but talk to me about the ofmd AU where Stede has a ship built in the image of his hero, the legendary blackbeard, only for Ed the figurehead to come to life and teach him how to be a pirate and fall in love with him. or ed capturing a ship with a very fancy very chatty figurehead who is stede and is just so excited to get to partake in some real piracy. i am just thinking thoughts about this that i have no one to share with, and so i bequeath it to this webbed site instead, so that maybe one day i will know peace.

#ofmd #rote #realm of the elderlings #our flag means death #this crossover that no one asked for that i will not write #this is tickling the part of my brain that loves the “one of them is a human and one of them is a human brain inside of a spaceship” trope #i blame anne mccaffrey for this #its her fault #the ship who sang more like the ship who cursed me #realm of the elderlings is a curse and having read all of it is a prison

[oetscop]

my mom and i looking at pictures and she says something like. she missed when things were good with her and my dad. and fighting the urge to mention that hed still do anything for her if she asked.

#tongue #it made me kind of angry bc like #its her fault #all of it #you dont get to miss him when youre the one that ruined him like that

[userblaney]

are u ok

no

#its Her fault

[starrysharks]

artificial intelligence ghost

#zeno's art #pokemon #hatsune miku #pokemiku #ghost miku #project voltage #vocaloid #vocal synths #i'm very proud of this piece despite its faults #i learned from “bunny blast-off” and payed extra close attention to values #so the end result's grayscale is very close to the plan version. i hope that shows #in total this piece took 12 hours probably because of the three value layouts and three sketches - a bit overkill for me but it went well #if i redid this piece i'd like to use more vibrant colors especially for her hair #but in the end i'm very proud of it. my favorite details are probably the posters in the background and miku's face and eyes #this was supposed to be posted on halloween but i want to get it out now. maybe (hopefully) i'll have a seperate piece to post on that day!

[artsykeroppi]

I cut my friends hair yesterday in the schools bathroom and it looks so bad 💀💀

#its not that bad #its her fault #she let me

[alicentloyalist]

EMILIA CLARKE as DAENERYS TARGARYEN in GAME OF THRONES ↳ 7.01 - “Dragonstone”

#gotedit #targaryensource #gotdaenerystargaryen #daenerys targaryen #daenerys #emilia clarke #game of thrones #got #usermali #she looked so unbelievably good in this ep . so if you see me drop like #10 seperate gifsets of her from just this episode try not to judge me too harshly its not my fault . the voices compelled me #mine #*gifs

[krowwyya]

Just leavin this out here since i dont have the energy to spat about shit here it’s good.

#ao3 fanfic #ao3fic #harry potter #its her fault #not mine #she’s disrespectful and i disrespect right back #what right does she have? #nothing.

[sillystringpony]

tag yourself

#doodles #sketching #warmup #sketch page #twilight sparkle #my fucking roommate wont shut the hell up and I cant focus on my actual work should I explode her with a ballistic missile? #its not her fault i just have misophonia #expressions #the silly goober #mlp fim #my little pony #fanart #my art #original art #small artist #autism creature #artists on tumblr #digital art

[iphigeniacomplex]

“support autistic ppl who dont get social cues” until the autistic person in question is sir lancelot du lac and the social cue is not having an affair with the queen. like honestly he was raised in a lake he doesnt know these things i dont think he did it on purpose. And if he did well hes suffered a lot. so have some kindness.

#it speaks! #+ guinevere literally a woman in the olden days so its not her fault either like women have been thru a lot #just something to consider. #arthuriana

[suntails]

the weight of family and the pull of gravity

#those are song lyrics listen im running out of dramatic one liners to use as captions HGFJKD #i like the DRAMA!! the DEVASTATION!!!! if it doesnt feel fitting to the emotional weight i feel then i will DISINTEGRATE ON THE SPOT #the pic looks more saturated as i post it than it does in photoshop so hmmmgh not sure how the balance will be? c'est la vie it's j for me #u can rip those fuckign birds from my cold dead hands. i wont give them up. sleepie made fun of me for my bird motifs BUT I LIKE THEM #I NEEDED THEM FOR THE COMP IT GGRGAGAHAHHH #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #twst spoilers #ch 7 spoilers #oh yea i wanna make an animatic to that song once ch7 is done. maybe.. i fucking HATE making animatics but its SOOOOO SILVER #blame lettie its her fault #suntails

[ghouljams]

Professor!Ghost who is well respected in his field, a little harsh in terms of grading, and not great with keeping office hours, but beloved by his students. I desperately want to stick him I philosophy where he BELONGS, I know he's got all sorts of complicated feelings and thoughts on humanity and it's nature, but he could also be a history professor, specifically teaching the history of combat/war. He doesn't socialize much, doesn't know anyone in his department, doesn't want to. He has his regular drinking group, the 141, and he's happy with that. He just wants to teach his class, write his papers for his special interest, and go home to watch the footie game.

Love walks into his class in the middle of lecture and he gruffly asks her to take her seat. She looks around and plops her butt down in the front row, dutifully listening and making the correct facial expressions the whole rest of class. Ghost tries not to pay too much attention to her, but she's all sweet smiles and a short skirt, biting her finger and crossing/uncrossing her legs one too many times to not be purposeful. She doesn't even have a notebook. It's only once Ghost checks his watch and asks if there's anything else before class is over that she raises her hand, flashing those pretty pink nails for the rest of the class. Ghost begrudgingly calls on her and has to stop himself from flinching when she says,

"I'm teaching history of human sexuality and its been cross listed with philosophy, I was told you were who I should talk to about recommended readings for that?" With the sweetest voice he's ever heard, soft and sultry and terribly distracting the way she leans forward against the lecture hall desk, like she's hoping he'll peak down her shirt.

"I don't have any," he does.

"Sounds like you do," she smiles.

"You're in the department, find them yourself." Ghost grouches, moving on to the next raised hand.

"Anthropology actually," Love corrects him, "or else I would have."

Ghost lets out a frustrated growl, grumbling to himself as he walks to his podium and scribbles down his office hours, stalking back and snapping the paper into her hand. "Ask me when I'm not in class."

"How about over dinner?" He glares and she laughs, "fine, just office hours, I'll see you then."

Ghost does his best to ignore her as she stands to go, eyes darting over his schedule as she walks. God dammit. He would've gone to faculty meetings if he knew something that pretty and dangerous was walking around.

#simon ghost riley #x oc #cod x oc #ghost mw2 #simon riley #simon riley x oc #ghost x oc #oc: love #f!oc #you know what this is Waves' fault #im not writing anything else for this #i say that knowing I'm screaming into the void #yes its with love and not goose #but Goose would never have the patience for academia #Love on the other hand has special interests that lend themselves well to writing papers #her office is full of weird dead things and relics

[mioakem]

Jason grace had two separate potentials to be apart of an absolutely gut wrenching, soulmate coded, beautiful, mind numbingly poetic romance but instead we got jiper

#NO HATE TO PIPER MY BBG ITS NOT HER FAULT SHES GAY #and yes this refers to valgrace and jeyna #like guys just think abt the potential like it would’ve been insane #instead we got a half cooked weirdly forced relationship between him and a lesbian #weird #Ik some of yall don’t get down with jeyna but let’s just all envision it together for a moment #Jason grace #Leo Valdez #reyna avila ramirez arellano #Piper mclean #jiper #jeyna #valgrace #pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of Olympus #trials of Apollo #pjo hoo toa

[jel-jel-jel]

glad we all drastically underestimated just how big this jacket was

#splatoon #my art #off the hook #splatoon pearl #its not our fault though in the damp socks art its normal sized #but that concert.... why is it SO big its so funny #i really wonder if that's how its actually supposed to be or if whoever made the concert models just went crazy with it #cuz the design of it is slightly different too they might be working off the finalized design?? #but we wont know for sure for another week! so have this for fun :) #“how are we supposed to take her seriously in side order when she looks like a gnome???” that's why she's a fucking drone next question

[metukika]

2 children forced to playdate at a party their parents attended 38 injured 6 dead 0 dumpsters emptied

#minori: his boss is really nice to him but hes the wifes ex and the secretary likes the garbage ma i mean husband but he wont cheat so #he tries to set the boss and secretary up and they like each other but its not professional so now the husband has to save her from an #awkward working environment since its all his fault but he did it for his wife so its okay #teru: sword slash to the chest. also ure on fire. #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #minori asagiri #teruki hanazawa #metukikart #comic

[junotter]

All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.

Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.

In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #ig #ive got a lot more on how barbie looks at feminism and the patriarchy cause god they did it #not to say there isnt faults such as very little conversation about intersectionality #but i can also understand the impossible task of talking about EVERYTHING in one movie #not everyone will be happy and thats fine #anyway i think something barbie did really well is fight this battle of both wanting so deeply to love (romantically or not) men but also #not dismissing the fact its mens job to solve their problems themselves #that even if women need to be the front runners of breaking the patriarchy men cannot rely on them to solve their own problems completely #also just god im so glad this wasnt a girl boss slay movie #women deserve respect and love and life regardless of accomplishment #we should not have to be ceos and presidents and world problem solvers to gain equality #i can also understand if nonbinary people feel left out/disconnected from the movie #but as always gender abolition and acknowledging the gender binary (ie the one societially impossed) go hand and hand 👍 #just incase cause idfk terfs dni the barbie movie is not for you #barbie literally states constantly that her gender has nothing to do with (non existent) genitals so f off