#its a devils' job

[feelingsareforweak]

My mom whenever I start reading an ff or a novel: yOu knOw iN mY viLlAgE wE hAd a giRL liKE yoU, sMarT aNd dEdiCAteD bUt shE aLsO rEad sO mAnY nOvEls thAt shE wEnt dEloStiOnAl aNd wE hAd tO pUt hEr iN a mEntAl hoSpiTaL

#my mom thinks reading is bad #its a devils' job #mom please #I like to read #fantasy is great #reality is fake #im pretty sure im already mentally unstable #but also that reading doesn't exactly make you unstable #im pretty sure its emotional abuse and self hate #its just reading brings out my inner mE #and inspires my morbit thoughts #reading #ff #novels #morbid thoughts #my mom

[st-hedge]

Capcom personally told me this is one of the designs they ended up removing for Dante in dmc4 🤠

#devil may cry #dmc4 dante #not tagging this any further #let the community label do its job #I can viscerally imagine him wearing this and it’s not cuz my brain is full of sawdust #I’ve seen enough mods of maid outfits and cat ears #let this happen next #HMMMMMMMMMM I’m gonna restrain myself from replaying dmc4… again

[albatris]

1 like = 1 courage for mondayalbatris to go to its job

#a post. that i will reblog. to hype myself up. every time ive gotta go to work #tonight im like eeaaahguhgh what if i just called in sick #no!!!!! thats the devil talking #monday will go to its job. monday will go to its job #let's get this bread bitch

[quietwingsinthesky]

if supernatural was any good, they would have had mary and lucifer sleep together in the apocalypse world. this would have solved zero problems with the show, but it would have created a hundred more interesting ones than they already had.

#they could have done this. for me. #it should have gone really well too. for mary and lucifer i mean. #because that would be 1000x worse for everyone else involved. if mary enjoyed herself and bonded with him. #doesn’t even have to be much of a bond but like. just enough that when sam and dean are there. it’s so incredibly uncomfortable. #sam like :) this is the second time my mother has slept with someone complicit in torturing me. i feel normal about this and its not #messing me up so bad im going to scream. this is fine. #dean would freak the fuck out about it though. openly and loudly. it’s *lucifer*. #which. of course. trying to tell mary that she’s not allowed to do what she’s already decided she’s doing because dean doesn’t want her to. #yeah. im sure that’ll go well. #lucifer doesn’t even have to do anything to drive a wedge between them besides sit there look pretty and eat mary out until she screams. #easiest job in the world #and most importantly: it would have been hot. literally just let someone walk in on mary pinning the devil himself to the floor. #why not give me this one thing huh

[ghoulgeists]

*waves wand* BAM im putting him in more funny little outfits

#remember when i used to draw other things. like women. lol senior discount qualification #tiefling #dnd #dnd oc #lingerie #dungeons and dragons #devil #demon #destreza #POSTING THIS AT 2:30 AM LETS GO!! #i was recently re-enlightened to the existence of lovechild boudoir and man #i have never wanted to frivolously spend money on things i would never in a million years wear more #their lingerie is SO pretty its SO detailed its SO out of my budget #someone who is good at economics please help me #anyway that was inspo #kinda #i mostly just went wild #anyway uhhh one day i will draw consistently again.... sorry #once i start my job i might disappear off the face of the earth (swallowed by hole) #my art #ghouldraws

[daywalker-rr]

sparda brothers get a bong

#the bong isnt new btw. its dantes #if you even care #hes gotta keep himself entertained between jobs somehow #dmc #dmc3 #devil may cry #devil may cry 3 #dante dmc #vergil dmc #dante devil may cry #vergil devil may cry #vergil sparda #dante sparda #sparda twins #my art

[pungenday]

making breezehome in makeplace ffxiv btw. if anyone was wondering how my night was going

#'wouldnt this be a funny joke?' <- the devil probably #where's that post that's like - if you spend more than an hour working on something ironically. it is unfortunately no longer ironic! #heater-talks #ffxiv #upstairs is a mess but its actually. almost done. HEEHEE. #but its a job for tomorrow. im good night.

[katatty]

one of those days where the sims is all i can think about auuuuugughh

#i have a disease that makes me want to start new neighborhoods all the time #i know its the devil talking. i have soooooo many already i cant keep up with it lol #also i have a job i am supossed to be doing. rip

[soldier-poet-king]

Oh AND my parents are being all passive aggressive woe is me about Christmas decorations and 'family time's and whatever bc we still don't have a tree or have anything decorated bc the week where we would normally do that we were out of town BC my COUSIN DIED SUDDENLY and somehow my mother decided she can't decorate during the day WHEN SHES HOME ALL BY HERSELF BC no apparently she has to spend all day with my grandmother (who tbf i think is starting to be increasingly needy and aging and fine but also like set some goddamn boundaries this is what happens when you indulge her every whim for your entire life and move down the literal street and never get any distance) and so it's just endless goddamn drama and I'm EXHAUSTED BY IT like I get she keeps the house running but what the fuck does she do ALL DAY that she has time to complain and pick passive aggressive fights with my father like. Ma'am. Ma'am. The rest of us work AND still manage house, maybe not to your standards, but idk why ur complaining about having your cake and eating it too like. Grow tf up like the rest of us. Life isn't a hallmark movie, stop making ME MISERABLE I straight up refused to go get a tree with them I'm not having this argument while they pick a fight in public BC they're insanely picky about the PERFECT TREE like weird white ppl for the 27th year in a row. Fuck.

#please please please let me fuckin leave #its me in my room playing video games against the world #sebastian contra munda except its fran contra familia #really not. helping. my resolve to not just casually have wine everyday #I DONT. I DO NOT. I AM VERY RESPONSIBLE #but the DESIRE IS THERE just to not deal with their shit #instead i have my stupid lil watter bottle and my stupid healthy foods and my stupid little insanity #there is not enough distance in the world. tbh. to free me from this #but not being in the house would be a START #please. let me get that job. so i can afford nasty city rent and leave #i have no friends ergo no roomate potential. and my ocd wont let me live with strangers #at least my family is the devil you know #but HOLY SHIT

[unsat-and-strange]

jdgjbnkhjbjnjkdj that unwanted animal is SUCH A GOOD SONG PLEASE LET ME INJECT IT INTO MY BLOOD MY BRAIN MY SOUL

#ebb rambles #the amazing devil #that unwanted animal #one time i saw a tma animatic of it and i will never be the same #aside from that though its seriously so insanely brainchanging #its almost midnight and i have work in the morning and i dont want to. like at all. this is not a good job let me not go there please. #a good job wouldnt make me want to drink on a tuesday i think #a good job would not make me hope for a convenient car crash i think but maybe thats just me #ANYWAY THE AMAZING DEVIL #I WANT TO STEAL THEIR VOICES

[niishi]

I genuinely don't think we should be taking 8yros on make up shopping trips and we should be teaching our kids to love their faces but that's just me

#idk #thered be nothing wrong with it #if there wasn't an entire system at play #that works tirelessly to make people hate their appearances #and think they need paint and surgery in order to be valid #and beautiful #but there is #and i think its adults jobs to teach kids how to love themselves #while theyre still young #so when they face these obstacles later in life #theyre prepared with innate confidence and self love #and can make their own decisions based off what makes them happy #instead of based off fallacies of beauty #i know im an unpopular opinion #but i think the beauty industry is the devil

[buppypuppy]

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#vent post essay ahead lol #having complexes about talking about your emotions is literally the fucking devil . its miserable. it sucks so bad. #the aamount of damage that is caused to someone by like #i mean im talking abou t me here obviously. #being the person whose like. overall ultimately tends not to feel horrible as often is like. #it's nice not feeling bad emotionally all the time but also it's like. i develop this complex about being like able to help. #i don't feel bad anywhere near as often as my friends so i can help them out and listen to them vent i can have the mental room to #like listen to them talk about their problems. yeah. but it makes me feel like. well this is my job now so i shouldn't fucking talk about m #i shouldnt vent when i feel bad because that's not what i'm known for. plus my friends already all feel worse than me more often than me. s #i don't want to dump any more on their plate than they have to deal with. i don't want to burden them anymore than i have to. and like it's #it's hard. i hate fucking talking about it and it's made so much worse when its like people i love . always been a fucking problem becaus #i just feel fucking horrible admitting that i feel bad i hate that so much. i don't want to like turn away people who care about me but li #i feel like if i tell them what's wrong with me i'll like do it anyways. i feel like i come off as super normal and happy go lucky and like #ostensibly fine. so when i admit this shit its like. oops the facade is cracking!!!!!! uh oh uh oh you can't help people so you feel bad!!! #because your fucking npd has made you feel self centered in a way that means you want to help people or some shit i dont fucking know #and so when i feel bad or get mad over something unreasonable it's like. well i hope i fucking keel over and die or something i dont like . #i don't want people seeing me like this or whatever. and my stupid fucking personality disorder just ruins every god damn thing its so bad. #my past experiences giving me complexes that lead to me feeling fucking left out over like small stupid stuff but god the worst part is lik #my brain categorizing something as being ''My Thing'' so somebody else talks about liking my thing AFTER my brain has designated it mine #makes alarm bells go off and feel like theyre fucking. i don't know encroaaching on my turf or what the fuck ever? it SUCKS ASS #it makes me feel HORRIBLE . and it's like i'm not gonna fucking bring it up because i don't wnt to be like a dick but also it's like well. #i feel fucking miserable about this but it's just like mean and unnecessary and cruel to like stifle people's fucking fun because of my dum #fuckin complexes. it's fucking constant. like oh look at you girl you feel fucking left out because you never get characters who really gri #you mentally and so now you have one but oops! someone else talked about them and now you're seeing red! you like this person though #so you're gonna feel fucking MISERABLE about this . you're gonna feel HORRIBLE because of this. and there's nothing you can fucking do #and it controls my goddamn life and i HATE IT i fucking HATE IT i wish i knew how to fix it. ghghrgurghrughruhg i want to fucking explode #and then you feel bad about feeling bad because you are fucking sisyphus. you're sisyphus. and your own anger is your boulder. you ingrate. #i hate this. i just wanted to have a good day. #jane mary cry one tear

[hockeyliker]

nico dimple (its so deep cos thats where the talent is stored)

#yeah im employed w a full time job #its called tumblr blogging abt nico #nico hischier #nj devils #13 #<3

[bunny-heels]

its still straight up wild to me that theres aspects of racism in Alan Wake 2.

the fact that Thornton and Mulligan were gonna pin the murder on two black young adults that came from the city that just happened to be there at the worst time, Saga having to assure them that she's not gonna let them be thrown in jail for something they clearly didn't do, the manuscript page that describes that their plan was ruined because Saga is leading the investigation and "people like them always stick together".

the worst part of it is not knowing if they were always like that or if they started acting like that because of what Scratch was doing to the story. if they were like that before the events of the game that would mean they've always just been racist, but if they're like that cause of Scratch then, well, that's not really surprising considering he's just the fucking Devil. of course he would use shit like race against a competent black woman who knows what she's talking about.

#the bun talks #alan wake #alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #remedyverse #remedy entertainment #remedy connected universe #like even knowing that Sam went to a protest against racism and fascism its still so crazy to me #but good on him for tackling it honestly #but also not having saga exist just for her to be some weird white mans symbol of fighting racism #she also cared about family and friends and her job to protect people #she didnt fight the devil just because he was racist she did it because hes LITERALLY SATAN

[baekuras]

Baldurs Gate 3 is great because I keep getting into difficult situations since I can't stop myself from just walking on with a party that's either half dead or will be because no one has spells left

#txts #in other news i am underground and saw some petrified drows and my alarm bells rang for once #i don't trust that one bit #if there isn't a beholder around smth similar probably is #so i did actually long rest for once #only to wake up in the middle of the night to a non consensual murder attempt #not surprised but also gdi I am trying to sleep #if its not a devil or the guardian it's racism #baldur's gate 3 #i managed to stop myself rn-aka midnight #altho i do wanna get back #but i am a bit tired and my vacation is over so...i...cant #not until tuesday afternoon #or tomorrow evening if i have any energy left #so anyway what part time jobs pay well? rly wish i could at least have 3 days off x-x

[hauntingblue]

21st century "et tu, brute" moment

#and still WHAT ARE THOSE GIANT BLACK THINGS!!! #TELLING HIYORI TO PLAY THAT SONG ON HIS FUNERAL. HE KNEW. i was just kidding my ass!!! #TOKI AGAINST KAIDO???? FUCK OFF!!!! kaido wanted to fight momo i guess??? thank god he left #WHAT IS TOKI DOING??? SHINOBU??? WHAT IS HER PURPOSE!! SHE CAME LOOKING FOR LUFFY??? HE KNOWS BC OF LAUGHTALE AND HE KNOWS HE WOULD DIE #why is she running from the past??? omg toki.... chills..... full body chills... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 975 #at first i thought oh we know this whatever.... but damn. godamn #back to the present.... i am not ready #nvm. denjiro jesus...... ITS THE FUCKING GUY??? THE BKUE HAIRED GUY??? KYOSHIRO???? THATS FUCKED UP. WELL AT LEAST HE IS AGAINST OROCHI #that was good. and he still is ushumitzu kozo.... my guess is he took care of hiyori but MAYBE DON'T GIVE HER THAT JOB IDK #he got so angry he changed faces. iconic #this traitor reveal is so cool.... being an actor SO GOOD you are willing to die... damn. he be waking up real early to be a hater #luffy's one sleeve off kimono with the armor looks so good.... style king.... #episode 976 #kanjuro..... i got spoiled bit choosong to reveal that in a boat in the middle of the sea when he has devil fruit powers... well.... #KIKU!!! EXECUTE HIM!!! SLAY!! HIS ASS!!! #kinemon omg.... well deserved. goodbye 👋🏻 #OH NO!!! WHO IS THAT???? HE DREW HIMSELF???? NOW HE KNOWS HOW!!! #THE SUNNY!!!!! THEY UNDERRATED FRANKY'S CARPENTRY SKILLS!!! #LAWW!!!!!!!!!! OH WHAT A FIT!!!! KID TOO?????? OH HIS SHIP SLAYS!!! NOW GO SAVE MOMO!! SOMEONE!!! #luffy has a cape..... hell yes..... #omg....... finally................ #episode 977 #i am so hyped.... now i need to go back to work ajdjakks