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laputaskies · 3 months

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Alastor's stroll in episode 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbinhoteledit #hazbin alastor #alastor #do you all see how many gifs i've made of him??#it's ridiculous #i've had a little too much extra time on my hands #my stuff*#hazbinedit #1k

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dawnbreakersgaze · 15 days

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I just had my husband watch Ebb and Flow, these are his notes-

"So he's grump because he's sick?"

"Is he always that whiny"?

"Yes, but this is Advanced Whiny because he's sick."

"Oh. Got it."

"You like him because he's a bottom don't you?"

"If he's so weak how is he just grabbing her like that hMmmm? She's into it?"

"Oh she's DEFINITELY into it."

"OHHH she's a Domme. This makes so much more sense now. Oh shit he called her master. No wonder you like this." *looks at me with extreme side eye*

"Wait so she's not into it? This girl is sending mixed signals. He's obviously DTF."

"The fandom interpretation is that he's 'in heat' here."

"I mean... *obviously flustered* yeah. Yeah."

"Okay but wait she's just feeling him up again? And he's just what, rubbing himself all over her? This is the horniest man."

"I know that look. I've been that look. She can't think he's just sick. He just invited her to a few rounds of free use come on."

"This is painful why are you enjoying this. This man is suffering from dick atrophy he's clearly crying for help."

"Oh his voice changed? He doesn't sound sick anymore? So it was an act? He was playin? He was down so bad he was willing to go the pathetic man route? Oof."

*giggling watching him go through the confusion here*

"After all that all he did was nap?? He was so hard for her and all he did was nap?! I guess he really was sick. Damn."

Lmao the insight 🤣

#apparently he likes Xavier but the jury is out on Rafayel #i havent shown him Zayne bc i dont think he could handle my reaction to Zayne lmaoooo #lnds #love and deepspace #l&ds #lads #rafayel #the opinions of men about other men is always entertaining to me #especially about men written specifically for the femme gaze #it's ridiculous #and hilarious

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princelancey · 3 months

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the F1 community, united by the stupidity of Formula One

#f1 #formula 1 #seriously though the reasons they gave for rejecting andretti were such bullshit #saying they wouldn't be successful? come on man #that the andretti name would detract from the f1 brand?#while visa cashcow and team gambling are on the grid #mr 'i refuse to invest' haas can stick around but a team who's successful across multiple motorsport series can't #it's ridiculous

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jarpadandjensens · 4 months

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Beautiful Winchester bros Series 12 / 50 [Christmas Edition]

#spncreatorsdaily #spnedit #samedit #deanedit #sam winchester #dean winchester #a very supernatural christmas #supernatural #lipglosskaz #myS3 #BWS #they are so beautiful #it's ridiculous

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earthfluuke · 7 months

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incorrect bl: 14/? - source

#dangerous romance #dangerous romance the series #kangsailom #kang x sailom #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #my creations #incorrect bl #I'M SORRY THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF DURING THIS SCENE #IT'S RIDICULOUS

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getvalentined · 8 months

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I saw another of these floating around that was...wrong, so I'm putting this together so people can keep characters' ages straight more easily. I'm not listing everyone, obviously, but characters whose ages get misstated most often.

Does this match up with the wiki or the Ultimanias? Absolutely not! The Ultimania says that Lucrecia was pregnant for three years! The wiki says that Vincent was shot after Sephiroth was born, even though Lucrecia was still pregnant when it happened! The source material, however, is 99.99% internally consistent with regard to the timeline, so I go with that, and that's what we're going by here.

Jenova Project S (1977 · [ μ ] – εγλ 1977)

Vincent: 26-27 (October 13, 1950)

Lucrecia: 27-28 (July 22, presumed 1949 or 1950)

Hojo: 32 (born 1945)

Pre-Crisis Core (2000 · [ μ ] – εγλ 2000)

Genesis: 23 (born early 1977, see first link below)

Sephiroth: 22-23 (born in late 1977, probably Christmas)

Angeal: 21-22 (born late 1977/early 1978, see first link above)

Zack: 16 (born in 1984)

Cloud: 14 (August 11, 1986)

Aerith: 15 (February 2, 1985)

Nibelheim Incident (October 2002 · [ ν ] – εγλ 0002)

Genesis: 25

Sephiroth: 24-25

Angeal: 23-24

Zack: 18

Cloud: 16

Aerith: 17

The Crisis (December 2007 · [ ν ] – εγλ 0007)

Genesis: 30-31

Sephiroth: 30 (physically ~25)

Angeal: 29-30

Zack: 23

Cloud: 21

Aerith: 22

Vincent: 57 (physically 27)

Lucrecia: 57-58 (physically ~34)

Hojo: 62

Advent Children (2009 · [ ν ] – εγλ 0008)

Genesis: 32-33 (physically ~30)

Sephiroth: 32 (physically ~25)

Cloud: 23

Vincent: 59 (physically 27)

Dirge of Cerberus (2010 · [ ν ] – εγλ 0010)

Genesis: 33-34 (physically ~30)

Cloud: 24

Vincent: 60 (physically 27)

Lucrecia: 60-61 (physically 34)

Hojo: 65 (physically nonexistent)

Edited April 2024, when Hojo's age was canonized by the Rebirth Ultimania.

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incorrect-half-life-quotes · 1 month

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#half life #black mesa #aperture science #Seriously have you seen how many fucking flares are lying around in Black Mesa Source?#it's ridiculous

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respectthepetty · 2 months

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I'm glad we got 1,000 Years Old first in the Year of Vampire BLs because it is ridiculous in a very enjoyable way for me.

Like the property manager's story was so stupid! Girl saw a body with bite marks in the neck, and came to the conclusion that it was really big mosquitos, so the room has a bug problem. Sis, really?

Then Yoh thinks Pun is actually an alien who is just saying he is a vampire as a coverup story. Sir, really?

But puts on a scarf after giving Pun the most knock-off looking cross necklace because his friend convinced him that Pun was actually a vampire.

A vampire who wants to have a sleepover and not like a BL sleepover but like a 10-year old girls slumber party sleepover.

Because it's his birthday!

This feels like a 10-year old wrote a story about a lonely vampire who just wanted friends for his birthday. And I mean that in the best way possible.

BECAUSE THE CROSS ACTUALLY BURNS HIM!

I hate the blood soup, but I'm liking this adorable story. So stupid. So cute.

#1000 years old #1000 years #it's ridiculous #and adorable #just a little lonely vampire #who gets burned by crosses

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atreidesism · 23 days

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it's so frustrating to me that bonnie was never allowed to have a single second to show/process her emotions? like caroline is trying to talk to her about how what jeremy is doing is fucked up and bonnie is like "well!!! the ghosts are back so i have to fix that caroline, who cares about boy problems" and it's like 😭 well. the entire show actually cares very much about boy problems because it's a romantic/paranormal drama. so how about we let bonnie tackle her shit as well as do her magic (except not too much because why is she used as a fix-it to every single plot omg. she doesn't even get paid for this shit like)

#it's ridiculous #nw: the vampire diaries #bonnie bennett #tvdu #the vampire diaries #hope rambles

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iifishizzleii · 9 months

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Touchy Ronald Weasely

Ron, who grew up the ‘cuddle bug’ of the family, was an incredibly tactile fellow. He was always touching someone, someway, somehow. Whether it was by a hand on their back, an elbow on their shoulder, a hand ruffling their hair.

Harry wasn't used to it, at first. It wasn't a surprise, considering how he was raised by the Dursleys. So, it takes him by surprise just how tactile his new friend is.

When Harry’s unpacking his trunk, Ron sweeps by and claps his hands on the boy’s shoulders before squeezing them. Ron hooks an arm around his shoulders with an easygoing smile as they walk to their next destination. He messes with Harry’s hair even more so when the boy first wakes up and Ron is passing his head.

Ron fixes his glasses from across the damn table during supper.

But, to Harry’s surprise, he isn't put off by it. He doesn't jump like how he used to when Uncle Vernon or Dudley suddenly slammed their hammers of a hand down on him. He doesn't flinch or pull away.

It's probably because Ron has ‘comfort’ hands. Hands that carry a reassuring weight, warm and friendly.

And Harry isn't the only one who notices this.

Once, when Hermione and Ron were going to visit Harry, who’d landed himself in Madam Pomphrey’s care after a Quidditch game, she’d nearly walked right off a moving staircase.

But, Ron had snagged her back before it was too late. He wasn’t even harsh with it, quickly grabbing Hermione by the sleeve of her robe and tugging her back. He then fixed her uniform, deftly smoothing it back in place with an eye roll.

Ron only scolded her, commenting something about, “The brightest of the century witch being killed by a staircase,” although Hermione doesn't remember. Her heart was beating too quickly in her chest, cheeks burning.

She's pretty sure that's where it all began.

And when they're dating, and Hermione shows him her O.W.L’s (which she passed with flying colors), Ron is reaching down to cup her face. Hermione stands there with a bashful smile, giggling as he peppers her face in kisses and praises.

Ron is always touching her when they date. He leans on her shoulder, plays with her hair while she studies, and fiddles with the fingers of her free hand as she uses the other to flip through the book she reads.

Hermione isn't used to having a friend (much less boyfriend) be so touchy-feely, but with Ron, it just feels right. So, Hermione welcomes the change eagerly.

Bonus:

And then, both Hermione and Harry find out that Ron is a little spoon.

It's their eighth year, months after the war between Hogwarts and Voldemort. None of them can stand to be apart from each other— especially Ron, who’d been grieving the lost of his brother.

So, one night, on a night when he knows this is something all of them need, Ron drags the two to the Gryffindor Common Room. And then, he's piling them together under quilts handmade by Molly, tucked near a dimly lit candle.

If Ron sticks himself between them, neither Harry nor Hermione comments on it. They simply wrap their arms around their friend, eyes slowly closing as they tangle up under the blankets.

It's how the First Years find them hours later, the trio a sleeping mess of limbs, a blanket strewn to the side, Harry’s nose buried in Ron’s shoulderblade, a leg tossed over him, while Hermione’s face is pressed into Ron’s chest, a knee resting against Harry’s thigh.

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mirokuna-hime · 9 months

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People be like: "Stop with the Soukoku fanservice!!!"

And Chuuya and Dazai are in the same frame in a 240p screenshot.

#soukoku #chuuya and dazai only need to breathe the same air in a scene and people get worked up #it's ridiculous #sorry that their partnership and bond is important to the series #with how much people complain you would think bsd has fanservice on the level of Free!!!

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skinnypaleangryperson · 3 months

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My BoJack x reader fanfiction that came out a couple of years ago solely from a profound spiritual borderline psychotic experience mixed in with severe alcoholism and terrible jobs and an American crisis not being able to believe that this is the rest of my life has finally reached over the 2 million mark on Archive of our own, which basically means that my writing career is about to either take off, stay the same, or people are going to write articles about how bad it is once it gets big enough to appease people's boredom in their free time

#I promise even though the grammar and the spelling needs a lot of polishing #it is the longest most pretentious but imaginative and philosophical thing you will ever consume in your life if you did read it #And if it was finished obviously #bojack #still love that cartoon character with everything that I am and every day of my life #it's ridiculous

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championsandheroes · 7 months

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I just started replaying DAO after fighting Origin for over an hour, giving up, and buying a cd drive for my laptop so I can use my original copy. And then cursed up a storm as I had to track down the files for the DLCs that I own but apparently EA doesn't think I should have access to anymore. They were hidden on EA's own site. Some of them didn't work. I am filled with nothing but rage over this bs.

But probably not as much rage as your average Mahariel feels going through the bs that is their origin story. I'd even forgotten the state of the female leather armor after all these years of refusing to draw it.

Over at Patreon and society6 our armor covers our entire chest, because safety comes first.

#champions and heroes #dragon age origins #Mahariel #Duncan #maybe the reason there are so few people willing to join the grey wardens #is because of tactics like this #and if companies don't want us to hoist dark sails then maybe #just maybe #they shouldn't decide that nobody could possibly want to buy the old games they've bought from them #it's ridiculous #it would have been cheaper to buy a new copy on Steam #but a) I had no idea if that would be broken as well #and b) I refuse to give EA more money when they can't even provide me with the game I bought and have on their own servers #absolute BS

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neproxrezi · 15 days

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i dont have enough gas in the tank to say anything insightful about it rn but it sucks a comical amount to live or work in a superstructure. what is this fire escape stairwell

#dibi #armored core #grid 086 is a brilliant level #if you go exploring it feels like they only used half to a third of the space they designed #you could have easily fit more missions in this area it's so complex and layered #nothing shows you this more than hunting for the combat logs and ESPECIALLY the text logs #there's no achievement for having every archive but i did the logs a bit ago #there's so many in this level #it's ridiculous

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lloydfrontera · 6 months

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a list of crimes bk moon has committed against me personally with the sequel in no particular order but you will Know which ones i feel more strongly about anyway:

javier smiling to himself and getting all nostalgic as he watches rakiel because he reminds him so very much of lloyd

like seriously this man cannot stop comparing the two of them and getting quietly happy because it brings back fond memories it is heartbreaking he literally has to remind himself to not get swept in sentimentality several times every time he talks with rakiel

and as if that wasn't enough damian and rakiel remind him so much of himself and lloyd that he ends up offering to help them without even thinking about it. like. he feels so identified with them, remembering how hard it had been for him and lloyd to go through that whole ordeal on their own that he just. tells them they have his support before he even realized what he's doing. he wasn't planning on doing that. good work on not getting sentimental babe.

when lloyd and javier are on a call planning how to defeat the demon king, despite the awful circumstances javier can't help but smile and then laugh at himself because no matter how terrible the situation is he still finds it enjoyable to prepare for something with lloyd like they used to do. "it was a feeling similar to a distant longing. or a joy that felt like going back to the past"

javier is pining so hard. like. it's insane.

AND HE JUST KEEPS SMILING SOFTLY WHENEVER HE GETS CONFIRMATION THAT LLOYD STILL HASN'T CHANGED HE'S STILL THE SAME PERSON JAVIER SPENT HIS LIFE WITH SOMEONE SEDATE ME

anyway

lloyd asking rakiel about javier. asking how he's doing. acting all nonchalant about it even kind of annoyed. and then once he's alone. sighing and then smiling faintly. "like the smile he used to smile at someone"

"'so you're doing well? i'm glad' a feeling that blooms for a moment. a memory that's suddenly missed."

i am. going to fucking explode.

and then. there's their actual face-to-face conversation. which. oh my god. i don't even know what to start with.

javier always saying "it's been a while lloyd-nim" no matter how long it has been since they last talked?? because any time at all is too long???

lloyd saying that if anyone hears him say that they'll think they're gyeonwoo and jiknyeo. y'know. the mythical forbidden lovers that live in different realms and can only meet when the stars align so to speak.

y'know. just casually comparing your protagonists to one of the most romantic and tragic couples in mythology. no biggie.

and again. javier smiling when he sees that lloyd is still just the way he was when they were together. hello. hi. can i help you.

lloyd knowing exactly how long it's been since they saw each other in person. down to the very day. "107 years, 7 months and 17 days".

javier getting really, really, really happy about it. about lloyd still being the same. and thinking that, maybe, lloyd feels the same way deep down.

lloyd being so very, very casual about saying "it's been a while so i'm glad to see you" very specifically calling back to the very thing javier says to him whenever they talk.

and then. and then javier. thinking as he sees lloyd leave. that it was really nice to meet him after so long. and that the sight of him leaving still felt the same as it did before. and wondering if those gyeonwoo and jiknyeo lloyd mentioned before felt like this too.

javier. comparing what he feels at seeing lloyd leave. to what the cowherd and the weaver girl felt at separating again.

bk moon i am crawling on your ceiling

anyway if this novel doesn't end with the barriers between hell and heaven falling apart so lloyd and javier can spend the rest of eternity together instead of helplessly pinning over the other and reminiscing over the lifetime they already spent together i will throw someone off a bridge <3

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #tged spoilers #crown prince selling medicine #lloyd frontera #javier frontera #llojavi #this is. not even all of it. i skipped some of the smaller stuff but. god there's a lot of small stuff.#it's ridiculous #anyway i'm fine and normal and totally didn't get actual heart palpitations after binging all 80 chapters i hadn't read of the sequel #wasn't actually physically shaking as a i read all of this of course #bk moon pagame la terapia maldito #bad translation disclaimer maybe some day for some miracle we'll get an actual translation but for now bear with the choppy translation #and perhaps biased interpretation lol #crown prince sells medicine #cpsm

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chaosandwolves · 6 months

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No but they look sooo good!? And so happy!!!

And my emotions are screaming at me cause I wanna be them but I wanna be with them but I wanna be their friend 😭😭😭😩😩😩😩

Pls they're so gorgeous and pretty I can't

#the amazing devil #joey batey #madeleine hyland #Pls Joey I'm BEGGING #Spare some gender #Please #The gender envy I have with this man #It's ridiculous

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