#it's a terrible pun

[nemurenaivoron]

I been playing Sun Haven recently. Romancing local characters goes.. pretty well

#Sun Haven #Nathaniel #it's a terrible pun #and I'm sad I didn't have it as a dialogue option #comic #jrcss #I've been playing Pathfinder for 2 years now #and one of the NPCs we've met early in the game was also called Nathaniel #he was a ship captain #a sly motherfucker #used our faces as a disguise to cheat in cards #almost made us into wanted criminals #but we still needed him to navigate the ship #so he was left alive #and now I see this guy chilling #being a guard and all #called fucking NATHANIEL #ALRIGHT #COOL #he's a chill guy #he likes swords #all good #I approve #and then one day he says #“ah yeah would've been cool to be a sailor one day” #"maybe I'll sail the seas when I retire #MOTHERFUCKER IT'S HIM #THE BASTARD

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: There's been a murder at this masquerade festival!

Rogue, OOC: I feel like there's a pun here but I can't think of it.

Rogue, OOC, a few minutes later: MASSACRERADE-

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #dnd #terrible puns

[nico-is-a-corn-plant]

*Kaz Brekker standing over a person he just murdered*

Jesper: ah shucks another Kazualty

#I'm sorry #i'll see myself out #six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #grishaverse #puns #terrible puns

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]

Love when people depict Leo like-

Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-

Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #100% Leo was the type to be like I can’t come to training I broke a nail #nah I can’t exercise today I stubbed my toe #what do you mean I can’t go out it’s JUST a flesh wound (said flesh wound is still actively bleeding) #*eight thousand puns about the terrible injuries he has just completely downplaying them* #guess a shell’s not all it’s cracked up to be! (he says with a cracked shell) #it’s CANON it is

[illustoryart]

Oh, it's June! The famous PIRATE month! 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️

*fingers crossed for OFMD S2 trailer this month*

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fanart #ofmd season 2 #pride month #pirate month #pun intended #sorry im terrible at humor #I just want all my fandoms to be happy #our flag means love #pride flag #lgbtq

[cryoverkiltmilk]

For anyone confused by the new Castlevania animated series trailer, after seeing Trevor be fully martial for four seasons, you have to understand that there's a spectrum of how magical any given Belmont is.

You can call it the Richter scale.

#netflix castlevania #castlevania #castlevania netflix #castlevania nocturne #trevor belmont #richter belmont #terrible puns #the gods gave me the ability to type and I've decided to make that everyone's problem

[mag-loopy]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf

Now get ready for Wisp on a Crisp

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #fanart #原神 #art #digital illustration #venti #genshin #ok I’m sure this joke has been done to death #but hehehehe #I’m laughing at my own terrible pun #I look in the mirror and suddenly I understand cyno #I’ve been enlightened #wisp venti

[cocosnowlo-drawings]

He’s so done

(based on this)

#Murdock can’t put up with this anymore #help I can’t read puns anymore without thinking of Friede #pokemon #pokemon horizons #pokeani #anipoke #Murdock #friede #professor friede #pokemon friede #pokemon murdock #murdock pokemon #friede pokemon #cocosnowlo #terrible puns

[koszmarnybudyn]

Okay here are the little Valentines i made (i have the others planned and will finish them later)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #link li wilson #hermie the unworthy #hope you like them #im terrible at remembering holidays so the others will be late and im not very sorry #i am also quite terrible at puns/lines/romance so any suggestions for phrases are enquoreged #i might post some no text versions later

[hai-nae]

astral projection thoughts for mcu mk from awhile ago

#whoops i forgot to post this here #originally posted on my ao3 back in june last year #moon knight #my art #steven grant #jake lockley #marc spector #is panicking in the backseat along with steven #marvel #sorry about the terrible panel puns(im not) #to quote my ao3: #not seen is khonshu immediately after realizing what's happened slam dunking jake back into the body

[mios-art]

can i beg from u a little cumplane art (platonic or romantic)

Venti Iced Lattes blended with strawberry puree, brown sugar syrup, classic syrup, topped off with vanilla sweet cream cold foam blended with strawberry puree and with add on strawberry inclusions and salted brown butter topping with less ice...

Yeah...

#cumplane #is it supposed to be a pun on complain or is it just two dick jokes combined into another terrible dick joke or both #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #svsss #svsss fanart #thats apparently a drink you can order at Starbucks IF YOU HATE BARISTAS I GUESS

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Paladin: Well we should head to Gnome Depot since we didn't find what we needed here

Rogue: the what??

Warlock and Druid: GNOME DEPOT GNOME DEPOT GNOME DEPOT

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #terrible puns

[magscherer]

....baa-ziraphale and growle- *gets run over by a car*

#i know its a terrible pun im so sorry #but alas.... *hands you art and skitters away like the silly little creature that I am* #crowley is a hyena btw . #good omens #goodomens #go2 #go #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #go fanart #aziracrow #azicrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #furry art #furry #fanart #art #my art

[leeshajoy]

Dracula Daily is three days away from completion. The story proper ends on November 6th, and the 7th will be the epilogue.

So I guess that makes it... Vampire Weekend.

#dracula #dracula daily #I love terrible puns

[citrous241]

We call my man ZEST-ial. This mf fine as hell.

#that is all #thats the post #terrible puns #hazbin hotel #zestial #hazbin zestial