#it was weird xD

[fortune-maiden]

I have done it! I have written ficlets for all 30 days of Sicktember! (only posted 7 of them but I wrote all 30! :D)

Over the course of the month, I've written:

25,343 words (8053 words in posted fic)

23 Complete ficlets

Ficlets in12 fandoms

Longest fic was Day 2's Four Hours at 1850 words

Shortest fic was at 508 words, tied between Days 12 & 27 (neither posted)

#fortune's fanfics #sicktember stats #I AM FINALLY DONE! I'M FREEEEE #this was a lot of fun but holy hell i am never doing this again! #or if i am i am making much easier rules for myself xD #100 word drabbles or something #i did like this a lot though. the idea was not to plan anything in advance and just write 500 words on the day of #it's a bit like NaNo in that sense #it was a nice writing challenge even if i was really scraping for ideas on some days #other days (like today) i wrote 3 prompts over a total of an hour #it was weird xD #out of all the ficlets i wrote i think i liked Day 2 the best haha #it was different from my usual type of fic and i liked that #i also liked the days where i chose to explore random aus i wouldn't otherwise write #but also i really stretched the prompt definition on some of these xD #also also i got bored writing actual sickfic which is why so many of the things i posted were comedies ^^''

[lucdoodle]

Oh man the Buggy wink scene!! I had to draw it!

#i can't put into word how much is weird (in a good sense) to see one of my most peculiar blorbo suddenly gaining so much love from everyone #i love it !!!!!!!!!!! #finally! justice for buggy! he always has been sexy!!! XD #i love this dude so damn much #he always has been my favorite character in one piece so im just very happy rn haha #gosh #this is so cool #buggy #one piece #one piece netflix #opla #opla spoilers #spoilers opla #one piece live action spoilers #buggy the clown #myart

[firefly-party]

"You clean up nicely, Stevie"

cw: mentioned blood and gore | mafia/mob AU | steddie pre-murderhusbands relationship big thanks to @dapandapod for beta reading and improving my poor attempt to write sth

Steve Harrington is good at his job. He's quick, he is thorough and most importantly, he doesn't ask questions.

There's nothing that could shock him anymore. He's seen everything.

Steve doesn’t mind severed limbs, gore, blood and body fluids, sometimes creatively mixed in more ways than are pleasant to imagine.

He's used to it, and cleaning it is what earns him a nice living as a crime scene cleaner.

Or just... scene cleaner maybe.

He doesn't work with the police or authorities. No, his specialty lies outside the law, which means he arrives before a mess becomes a nuisance. He cleans until there is not a speck of blood left, until there is nothing to indicate that something happened there. Was there ever a crime committed if there is no crime scene?

The money's amazing by the way. Of course cleaning the remains is a shit job but if you add the hush money on top, well, ain't that a nice bonus.

Again, Steve doesn't ask questions. He doesn't care. It's none of his business.

–

Eddie's shoes are squeaking in the puddle of blood he tried and failed to not step into.

He flips the business card around and squints at the hurried scribble of a phone number that was added right under the name "Stevie".

He trusts Chrissy's background check.

They were in a dire need of a new guy after the previous one decided to catch a bullet with his face after snooping one time too many. 

Eddie looks up to the blood stained walls and ceiling and dials the number on the card.

"Hello?"

"Watergate Street 53", is all Eddie replies.

"How many?", Stevie asks.

"Uhm, five?"

"You sure? Might wanna go check again?", Stevie laughs into the phone.

Bitch.

"It's five." Eddie answers, annoyed.

There's a low whistle. "Alright, I'll be there in 20. Payment upfront. 50k."

Then the line goes dead. Eddie rolls his eyes, pockets his phone and looks around for a clean spot to sit while he waits.

–

It's exactly three hours and thirty two minutes later when Stevie empties his water bucket for the last time.

Eddie watches curiously as Stevie takes off the gloves, mask and safety glasses he arrived in. Eddie didn't mean to stick around but he's not trusting this new guy yet (he's also curious, sue him). 

His gaze turns into a stare when the other man pulls down the zipper of his squeaky yellow biohazard suit, throwing back the hood and running a clean hand through his sweat soaked hair. He has a strong jaw and long, mole dotted neck that Eddie just wants to taste.

Eyes wide, Eddie’s not able to hold back the sharp intake of breath as he watches in horror the moment Stevie's eyes lock with his and -

Fuck.

Stevie's lips curl into a smirk.

Eddie is so fucked.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie ficlet #stranger things #inspired by the game “Crime Scene Cleaner” that i saw on twitch yesterday #i got this weird idea and wasn't able to let it go #this is kei's first attempt at writing 🙈 holy shit #it's a one time thing. writing is too stressful for me xD

[rechicken-and-waffles]

So… uhhh… yeahh.. I really like The Great Mouse Detective 🐭🔎

#disney #the great mouse detective #basil of baker street #dr dawson #olivia flaversham #fanart #my art #feels so weird to post non Sonic art now but these silly mice have taken over my brain XD

[thedemonscrawler]

Its Sunday! That means Magma posting!

This weekend I got to what I wanted to do LAST weekend, which was fanart!

We got Eclipse from @head-in-the-icloud's Royal Jester AU! I was hoping to get to Dawn and Dusk as well, but I couldn't find a good spot for 'em. Maybe next week!

Do you cuddle with @crazedauthor's sleepy Naga Sun from her fic Coiled Around the Fine Line Between Love and Fear? Yes | No

#fnaf security breach #fanart #royal jester au #naga au #im still like 50/50 on Eclipse's pose but thats on me for picking such a weird one #next time maybe a better one #and yeah i did also draw apellon XD but just as a sketched out comic before my brain gave out #also Magma kept disconnecting because Sun was too strong

[ibrithir-was-here]

Bridal Procession

(Been wanting to do something for Dracula’s brides, so here’s this creepy little comic. As always click for better quality

#my art #Dracula #Dracula’s brides #the brides #the weird sisters #I mean technically this is just the blonde bride #cuz I’ve a #ways sort of thought the others were his relatives somehow #as they look like him #dracula daily #re: dracula #glad I got this done before the brides are all staked xD #tw blood #tw vampire #tw grooming #basically #I mean she’s been raised for slaughter more or less :s #dark fantasy #vampires #dark fairytale #witches #hags #Dracula comic #tw body horror #gothic #gothic horror

[themeeplord]

The Nine Bringers of Annihilation.

#this was so much fun to make! #I wanted to draw them all somehow and just decided to put them all in a cuddle pile to make it easier for myself XD #they're so weird have done such horrible things but I love them~ #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #end of evangelion #mass production eva unit #mp evas #art #my art

[joycew-art]

They have the same sense of humor and Rick hates that he loves it.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick prime #prickcest #art #fanart #digital art #comic #weird rick #prime rick #prime will from then on keep going till rick cracks XD

[elvyn]

I randomly saw this design, so I decided to draw it because looks cool

#There's nothing like drawing one of the most side characters in Bleach over and over lol #And it's a character with a weird creepy smile and a specific err sense of fashion #but hey i'm having fun #I like the idea of this character #This is probably also the biggest problem I have with Bleach #I like how these characters are created #but the execution in the plot is always worse xD #hirako shinji #bleach #my art #bleach brave souls i guess

[zivazivc]

Man she really dumped him for being sad? I see where creek got his personality-

queen also didn't sign up for raising baby brothers-in-law instead of their own kids that they've been planning on having

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #is JD Creek's father? #the ballots are still coming in and it keeps being 50/50 #not that i won't go with my own preference in the end #but I prefer not to say anything and let the chaos go on XD #trolls creek #baby creek #trolls oc #freesia #drawing baby creek makes me feel weird #like drawing baby hitler #but he is one of my favorite character designs and he is cute #my art #answered #on a more serious note #it's unforgivable what freesia did and the way she did it #but the reasons for the breakup were more complicated and messy than i made it seem in that post #they had plans for the future that got postponed then derailed because of the deaths of the parents #and then JD started spending less and less time with her since he had to provide for the family #and the time they did spend together he used just to vent about his problems (understandable) #but at one point she had enough #so yeah... #also i headcanon JD always wanted to be a dad before this #and was excited to start a family #but then he got traumatized

[cuubism]

"A van Dyck," Dream drawled, dragging a light finger along the gilt frame of the painting propped on the top of one of Hob's shelves. Hob really should do something more formal with that. "Interesting thing to have in your living room, Hob."

"I tell people it's a print," Hob said, coming to stand beside him and handing him his tea.

"Oh, but it is not." There was a smirk dancing on Dream's lips, Hob knew without even looking at him directly.

"Makes sense that you'd be able to tell," he sighed.

"Of course. Just how did you come across such a thing?"

"Well, I was still mingling with the aristocracy in the early 17th century. Met some interesting people." He shrugged. "Really should have sold it when I was, well, destitute, but couldn't bear to. Managed to stash it away. One of the few things I have of that time, actually."

"I can only imagine you had more than one valuable thing in your possession over the centuries," Dream mused, sipping his tea. "Why this one?"

Oh, God. He knew, didn't he?

Hob rubbed at the back of his neck. "Reminded me of you."

Hob had never known much about art, particularly back then. He hardly would consider himself a collector and certainly not a connoisseur. But that particular portrait had caught his attention immediately for its similarity to Dream.

The likeness was, indeed, striking. His hair was longer than it had been when they'd met in 1589, sweeping over his shoulders, and his features were half-draped in shadow, but his eyes. Hob would know that haughty, intense gaze anywhere.

He'd never quite discounted the idea that it was a portrait of his stranger, except that he couldn't imagine him having the patience or cause to sit for it, or the desire to be immortalized in that way.

"It is me," said Dream.

"What? Seriously?" Hob turned to stare at him and found Dream already looking back, ethereal and lovely. There was only one lamp on in the living room, night falling around them, and it cast his face in a similar light to the portrait, soft gleaming skin and plunging darkness as backdrop, limitless shadow in his eyes. "You, allowing a portrait? You're not having me on?"

"I do not joke." Dream took a step closer to him, setting his tea aside on a table. "I suppose I must have been in good humor that day."

Hob raised both eyebrows. "Oh, uh-huh, you in good humor?"

Dream's lips ticked up in a half-smile. "It happens occasionally."

Hob leaned against the shelf, careful not to jostle the painting. "For someone who so disdains the waking world, you sure are very aware of the art scene."

Dream leaned beside him, tilting his head. "You might consider me a patron of the arts."

Hob chuckled. "A patron? Or an inspiration?" He reached out and dragged his thumb along Dream's lower lip. "Dream?"

"A lover of artists, perhaps."

"I'm sure." Hob swept a hand along his cheek, breaking up the light like he was dragging a wet brush through paint. "You look like you could have stepped right out of that painting right now. You could have stepped out of any painting."

Dream looked at him from under his lashes. "Are you calling me a work of art, Hob Gadling?"

"Always."

Then Hob kissed him, hands framing his beautiful face. Dream was like an artwork, constant in essence but changing interpretation in every new light. Hob could imagine how many people over the centuries had had a fleeting encounter with him and come away changed, just as he had.

Dream hovered near him when they parted. Hob looked over to the painting again. No mere depiction could capture Dream in all of his colors, but it really was a rather good try. Van Dyck had gotten the depth of his eyes just right.

"The Baroque period suits you," Hob told him.

"Now who knows something about art?"

"I've picked up a few things over the years. I'm in love with the world's greatest artist, after all."

Dream moved in as if to kiss him, but paused to speak against Hob's mouth. "There are other works of me out in the world, if you care to seek them out."

"Don't open that challenge because I will do it," Hob informed him, quite seriously.

"I hope so." There was a sharp gleam in Dream's eyes. Hob could only imagine what kinds of paintings might inspire that look. "I look forward to seeing what you find."

#this is so like. specific to MY interests XD #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #the sandman #dreamling fic #i think about Dream and art a lot #and also Hob having random weird expensive stuff just casually in his flat #kinda wanted to use a more dramatic baroque artist for dream than van dyck but i just really like the way he does EYES and GAZES #also he worked in england so hob could have conceivably come across his work? idk #i don't actually know anything about art i just guesstimate #my writing

[cookieclover]

It's WHIRL TIME BABY, for now just some sketches as I needed to understand his weird anatomy first-

(He has one of my favourite designs of all time btw - I mean just LOOK at those LEGS, I can't be the only one obsessed with those shapes) <3

Bonus Swerve and Gearshifter sketches :>

#transformers #maccadam #whirl #mtmte whirl #whirl transformers #mtmte swerve #idw swerve #transformers swerve #mtmte #transformers idw #art #digital art #sketch #fanart #cc.art #have you noticed the little hand I gave him on the first page? XD #I didn't know how to draw the back of his weird hand back then

[modmad]

TPoH: Update!

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#TPoH update #TPoH #Hero #RGB #Anxiety #... feels weird using that tag after all this time #that darned butterfly #yeah that works better XD #web comic #comic

[sentientstump]

And now i try again my hand

At taming ghosts and counting sand

#whos normal and okay? 💥💥💥meeeeee💥💥💥👍🏼 #won't elaborate. i just thought its a powerful line is all #hylics #wayne hylics #artstump #after pondering a bit i like the idea of him failing miserably at taming ghosts that he is sent to the afterlife instantaneously xD #like yeah ok weird alive moon man. get sent to death land!! #and hes like ok damn i will chill with the fish instead screw yall guys #totally not what i had in my head when drawing this but hey different interpretations are nice! 😂😂🙈

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

#sorry.... I just... give me a minute to process... I mean I knew we were close in age but I guess I never really thought about it #sometimes I forget it happened all the way back in 2021 and just... wow. #and Tommy would have been 16 so getting his driver's license in most states... The age gap is like that of my siblings and huh... #my brother can be a real prick... its a weird thought to imagine him getting through in prison just for messing with us... damn... #dreblr #c!dream #this is fine #don't mind me researching for my lastest maddening project..... i can't stop thinking about Dream being Sam's project....... #I'd blame my job but... let's be honest the prison arc lives rent free in my brain lol XD #dsmp #dsmp dream #dream smp #dreamwastaken #no one does it like c!dream #prison arc #pandora's vault #dishing up lore #kinda? I guess... #lore thoughts #ouch... I'm older than c!dream was in prison now... poor baby... :'(

[jabthemoth]

#Not all that happy with this one but eh #I've been hella busy so it's not up to my own standards of shitpoasy XD #Linked Universe #linkeduniverse #lu Wild #lu Legend #lu Four #lu Sky #lu Twilight #lu Wind #lu Time #lu Hyrule #lu Warriors #incorrect lu quotes #jabberings #Also this is formated weird because mobile only allows 10 pics and this is significantly more than that #lu incorrect quotes