#it takes one google search

[tempblog11111111111111]

what is with all these ppl writing smut for wilbur recently . rlly gross !

#wilbur soot x reader #putting this in tags so ppl see it #ive been going into ppls inboxes to let them know #smut is against wilburs boundaries!! #i think a couple ppl have blocked me lolol #ik the clip is a couple years old at this point but jfc guys #it takes one google search

[irithnova]

Some people really be acting like Siberia is a country 💀🍵

#It takes one Google search #One fucking Google search #Rant

[forkaround]

Could they not practice talking in English? They both sound worse than students I've tutored.

#dangerous romance #this is hilarious #same with the math #it takes one google search #like if you are going to write a star student #have a star student write them #this is so funny

[5thdivinebeast]

Cis people talking about Trans Healthcare is honestly so bizarre.

Like they'll be like "we have to ban hormone blockers for children" not realizing hormone blockers were developed for children who entered puberty too early back in the 70s and, with proper medical consultation, there are no known lasting side effects.

Like they are fully willing to sacrifice the health of cis kids because they never bothered to see of their warped view of the Trans experience had any factual basis

#but if used in these very specific circumstances and not monitored and even then in less than 1% of cases theres this side effect #trans #like i dont know how to help you #it takes one google search #to pull up literal decades of research in endocrinology that went into make safe medications to regulate hormones #and people will literally look at it be like #also #do yall realize almost every medication has potential side effects #youre just made cuz you hate trans people

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom'' #''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :( #also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw) #also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe'' #and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep. #like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like. #if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!! #i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

[nyanpoka]

"starving/restricting doesn't work!!" THEN HOW EXACTLY DO PEOPLE WITH ANOREXIA GET HOSPITALISED FOR BEING TOO THIN??? BECAUSE IT WORKS.

#ITS SUCH A DUMB LIE LIKE IT TAKES ONE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ME TO DISPROVE YOUR WHOLE POINT YOURE NOT HELPING #4norex1a #st4rv1ng #@n0r3x14 #vent #anor3x14 #disordered eating thoughts #ed bllog #th1gh gap #mealspo #ed not sheeren #anorexia #thinspo #i wish i was thinner

[gods-favorite-autistic]

The curse of no one around me irl knowing or caring about Greek mythology or the odyssey is that no one understands why I’m annoyed about people complaining that one of the songs in the epic ocean saga isn’t the ‘get in the water’ because that’s not how the fucking odyssey works!!!!!

#one of the lines!!! is ‘when your homes so close and you’ve reached your coast’ and ‘all of Ithaca will die!’ he’s not even close to home!!! #I know it’s a cool song but it doesn’t come until the almost end!!! #HE LITERALLY JUST DEFEATED POLYPHEMUS IT TAKES HIM 10 YEARS JUST TO GET BACK #‘oh I thought get in the water was gonna be in this’ WHY?!?!? #he still has to meet calypso #fight circe #fight Scylla #fight charybdis #and meet the other gods #literally one Google search will show you that it’s in the second to last saga!!! #madurday night live #epic the musical #epic ocean saga #also!!!! the creator literally showed a list of the songs in the saga and played clips of the songs in the saga!!! #it’s mainly tiktok commenters complaining so idk why I’m surprised

[hungergamesheadcanons]

Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great

#the hunger games #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #annie cresta #johanna mason #listen he's trying #he's never done anything like this before #he needs a minute #finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭” #“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old” #“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL” #“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs” #Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this” #Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on” #jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google #annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean' #'can i make baby food out of anything' #'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'

[just-a-little-anxious]

If i hear that motherfucker Zestial use 'thou, thee, and thy' pronouns incorrectly one more time i will pummel him into the fucking ground.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel zestial #seriously it takes ONE google search to find out how to use it correctly #for someone who apparently speaks old english he sure as hell doesn't know his own language #did the writers just guess the whole time???? #hazbin hotel critical

[thespineoftherighteous]

whenever the foxes go out to eat together they tell the waitress that it's Kevin's birthday because Dan wants free dessert. every single time.

#was going to say neil but things are always funnier when its kevin #plus. the fact that kevin is the one with the most detailed wikipedia page and it would take half a google search to see that they're lying #also just the fact that kevin has to suffer through a whole song and then doesn't even eat the dessert #and there's nothing he can do about it besides grind his teeth and swear that he's never going out with them again #it always puts everyone in a good mood and the amusement that you can find on andrews face is probably the most rewarding part of it all #anyway #mine aftg

[watcher-ofthe-sky]

I feel like I am about to make some very bad decisions regarding my masters final year project.

#we got the topics list from the faculty yesterday afternoon and apparently everyone already ran to grab the professors for their supervision #meanwhile I your resident sloth and lost cause don't know wtf is she even interested in #so I'm just mailing profs at 6 am and choosing topics like russian roulette #me: this one sounds relatively easy I'll take that #me: this one looks like a nightmare based on a very brief google search..... I'll take that #with my luck I'm 95% sure that I'll get responses like sorry we have already taken students :) #this week is gonna be hell :D #sky speaks #personal

[stimmy--cryptid]

got sent a tiktok where one of our gifs of ourselves was used in the thumbnail + beginning of the video. gentle reminder in case anyone sees this that we're all very uncomfortable with our homemade gifs, esp when it includes us in the video and isnt just of objects, being reuploaded off of tumblr at all :[ ty!!

-🥬

#esp without credit </3 pls dont put your @ over top of one of our homemade gifs #i dont feel too comfy with video/gifs of us being reuploaded off tumblr #we include that disclaimer in all of our homemade gif posts bc of this #ik a lot of people just like. take gifs off pinterest or off stimboards without bothering to check #this is just like a gentle plea to please check the sources on the gifs you use and to properly credit your gifs #theres more to say on this topic than a quick 1am tag rant on a post abt smth else #but theres a really big problem with not checking sources and not crediting within the stim community and especially off of tumblr #like people who just steal off of pinterset and google images and then say 'oh idk i saved this forever ago' or 'its from google' #not to be rude but also fully to be firm its so easy to credit your gifs and sources it takes us maybe 20 minutes at most to link a board #and its so easy when you go in with the intent to link it. just like the posts you download gifs from or open them in another tab #if youre using desktop firefox has such a quick extention to reverse image search and the results will pull up the original post+ #+or the tags on a post that used the same gif to make it so easy to find the original #if youre gonna make stimboards that include someone elses content #be it homemade gifs or gifs you made from someone elses video #or even gifs made of a third party video you downloaded off tumblr or pinterest or google images #you *need* to credit the creator #and respect the boundaries of the creator. #we make sure the stuff we upload on any blog isnt harmful at all. that animals in gifs are respected that creators arent awful that+ #+the video isnt made using generative ai. and like. not saying everyone has to go to those lengths. just that its doable and so easy #theres really no excuse to plagiarize and take a gif someone made of themselves and put your own url on it #even if you made the compilation its so easy to just *also* add the op's url + platform in somewhere else visible on the image #and its also so easy to like. go to the website google images is showing you for the image or reverse search the pinterest post #to make sure the creator is ok with their own video of themselves being posted on tiktok #:/ #not stim #mod talk

[moregraceful]

if a social media admin caught me looking at shane wright that way i'd have to leave the country [source?]

#shane wright #matty beniers #seattle kraken #going insane. think these were posted on the kraken or nhl insta stories day of but the only record i can find is on some aggregate website #and the only reason i figured that out is bc i found a screen recording of a different krakene insta story of them on freaking 9gag #i literally ran both of these through reverse google image search trying to find literally any other source #but google has decayed so thoroughly that i got NOTHING. FROM EITHER. #and i went through two different blogs i felt certain would have these photos....neither did?? #and i opened twitter but then remembered that the last time i searched a hockey player i experienced the worst opinions on planet earth #and that was for a flop ahler. this is shane wright a kid no one has ever had any semblance of a normal reaction to #closed twitter #decided to post these and move on with my life #now it's 1:30am #you can take the librarian out of the library but you can't take the librarian out of the librarian #hockey for ts

[rainbowsuitcase]

"Things people forget about this character" *proceeds to wildly mischaracterize them*

#“steve rogers would not swear” #do you know how muc wwiii soldiers swore?? #if you genuinely think that i cannot take anything you say seriously #go do a google search pls #“steve rogers is racist” #who put together the howlies mf #sure he would use outdated language #but that man did not care one bit #steve rogers #captain america

[johnsotherbastard]

Thinkin about Supernatural: 😊

Thinkin about the episode where they made ARTEMIS fall in LOVE: 😡😡😡🤢🤢🤢

#supernatural #spn #spn season 8 #artemis #greek mythology #it's disgusting #like it takes ONE google search #you have to TRY to get the lore that fuckinng wrong

[jacarandaaaas]

saw a cover of woam and this girl goes “still a part of the family MARIGOLD” 😭

#encanto #encanto disney #disneys encanto #mirabel madrigal #like it takes one google search😭 #welcome to the family marigold #anyways thank u random cover for giving me a laugh