#it just tickles me

[winterstaryu]

I love it when I post about a podcast or audio drama in general and all the Official Podcast Tumblrs start liking and reblogging it

This community y'all

#audio drama #it just tickles me #like I just brought over a shiny rock I found and everyone at the lunch table start passing it around #so everyone can see the Cool Rock

[brenayla]

been thinking about how Mulder canonically lied in his report to the federal government to cover up Scully shooting an unarmed man/potential demon in their custody

#don’t get me wrong i’m a fox mulder apologist #i would also cover up a felony for dana scully #and the guy deserved it #it just tickles me #x files #the x files #mulder and scully #fox mulder #dana scully #msr #fox mulder is a maniac

[helpmyinterestsareverywhere]

Sometimes I'll just be sitting doing something and the (kinda) canon explanation for Wu's teas will just hit me and I have a little giggle every single time

#its kinda canon isnt it? #from those books that uhhh... Tommy(?) wrote #the name is escaping me right now #splinters eye?? #thats not right #OH #SPLINTER IN THE BLIND MAN'S EYE #that one #where Lloyd went through MORE trauma #anyway it makes me giggle #it just tickles me #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montgomery garmadon

[jaeheewillalwaysbemyfav]

(Disclaimer: the actual reason for the following story quirk is that Jonathan Sims, writer of the Magnus Archives, didn't actually know a lot about archiving practices. This is not a denial of workplace sexism or me saying that Jon-the-character was more qualified than Sasha. Have a lovely day)

You know how lots of people say Sasha would have been a better Archivist because she was more qualified, and then other people pointed out that she stapled documents together, which is an archiving faux-pas?

Yeah, we find out about the stapling literally while she and Tim are having a conversation about how she should be the Head Archivist because she's more qualified (MAG 162)

As in, they are sitting together, STAPLING DOCUMENTS, and saying they're good at archiving

Hysterical

#tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #tma sasha james #archivist sasha #it just tickles me #'yeah it's such bullshit that I wasn't promoted to head archivist' she says as she puts rustable metal on fragile paper

[blaackbiird]

idk I love the idea of Charlie being over protective of her divorced single dad

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #it just tickles me

[dreamgreenbean]

best part of the good omens flashback stories are that they imply that aziraphale's posh english dialect predates england by several thousand years

#i know i know suspension of disbelief etc etc #it just tickles me #good omens

[jessaerys]

i'm too old to be saying chat. i don't even watch streamers

#it just tickles me

[leftmyheartinthetardis]

In times of distress @quiddie comes to me saying

"The Applebee's SoulCycle?"

And although it doesn't usually solve the problem at hand, it does make mak life just a bit more livable

#cr3 #critical role #i think about that line weekly #if not several times a week #it just tickles me #thank you for bringing thay small joy into the world #i think maybe if life has a purpose #it is to love #to be kind #and to be a bit silly

[rivilu]

Diagnosed with a terminal case of Rpg Brain

#hello hi sorry ive been inactive im 50% hyperfixated on classic lit 25% dragon age 25% bg3 and i also have uni and cosplay things to do #anyway right now im brainworming about the end of da2 in my worldstate #specifically since my canon says that Orion (warden) was DEFINITELY there and Varric just omitted it #i mean Zevran was there #you think Einar(Hawke)'s ex and Anders/justice's og radicalizer wouldn't be? lmaoo #the brainworms come in the fact that somehow cullen survives that encounter #i mean. inq isnt canon in my eyes so i could just say he dies #but also the thought of Orion leaving him alive purely for torment purposes a SECOND TIME #the whole 'you're the only one alive and an extremist freak- noone will believe you' thing #it just tickles me #oh orion why must your morally gray moments live only in situations i invented... #that and also whatever happens when he comes back from visiting his clan to find that justice and anders were driven out an hunted down #post awakening #(hint. it's warden treason <3 and murder) #river rambles

[erlandious]

A type of joke I really enjoy is when there’s a photo of some kind of major large-scale catastrophe (nuclear fallout, planet explodes, etc) and the text just reads smthn like “this will negatively impact fishing season”

Along the same lines, I also enjoy the ones where something borderline horrifying happens (example: stuffed animal gets punted through the open window by accident) and someone says “Does this hurt the horse”

#my thoughts #memes #jokes #it just tickles me #[fucking sun explodes and wipes out the entire solar system] ‘schools may be delayed’ #there’s just something about jokes that point out/ask about something extremely obvious #I also love it when someone asks ‘does this hurt the [animal]’ and it’s clearly not that animal #like idk. does it? I don’t see one buddy

[loisfreakinglane]

i have a lot of gifs that didn't make it into my mermaid in paris set but i keep coming back to this one

mermaid v cat she's convinced is a mongoose

#a mermaid in paris #une sirene a paris #gif #mygraphics #it just tickles me

[borrelia]

"i sleep/real shit??" meme thats me seeing son/adow vs potentially recognizing killyourself.gif

#myaa #it just tickles me

[hannukahmatata]

I don't know if it's my favorite genre of ship, but my favorite genre of dynamic is "normal woman ends up friend and/or keeper of just, like, a really weird guy"

#MOST of my OC/canons are the OC being the normal woman in the dynamic btw #it just tickles me

[hauntedhappenings]

the fucking jazz hands,,,,,, this game is so funny

#you cant tell bcs these are photos but this guard is doing jazz hands #it just tickles me #aa lb #also yayyy gregory<33 #bb ray<3

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

#like HUH????? #just the fact that these are on the same list as equal facts tickles me endlessly #also doc?? hello???? #these two have doctorates in respective fields and also!!! they play minecraft ❤️❤️❤️ #hc10 #hermitcraft #ethoslab #xisuma #xisumavoid #cubfan135

[mossymossman]

Pacifist Problems and Their Solutions

Being a pacifist is great, except sometimes your friends do something stupid and you really want to give them a light smack at the back of their head. Or you need to threaten someone but they know you're a pacifist. But I have some solutions. First option: threaten lectures. Here are the benefits:

It's funny. Seriously it is incredibly amusing to scream "I WILL LECTURE YOU UNTIL YOU DROP!" in response to a slight against your honor.

it's customizable. what does your target hate? Threaten to lecture them about that.

it's effective.

However, this solution does create some problems. Some people may not understand the horror of your lectures, so your threats may have to be carried out. In preparation research things that your common annoyances find boring, then practice your lecture voice. If you do find yourself unprepared, info dump.

Example: I have a friend who is not interested in Harry Potter(horrible I know) So I could use a threat something along the lines of "I WILL LECTURE YOU ABOUT THE SYMBOLISM OF ANIMALS IN HARRY POTTER FOR THREE HOURS DO NOT TEST ME."

You also can enlist the help of another friend to lovingly(and lightly/srs) smack the offending friend. I use this often, we have a three-strikes system. Unfortunately, I have been added to this system, so now I can get strikes. There goes my freedom from consequences./j

However, if a friend is being exceedingly silly you may have to break your oath.

*Please note that I do not hit my friends, only light tapping around here people. Don't hit your friends that's called being a dick/srs*

#I love threatening people with lectures I find it very funny #It just tickles me #“I CAN AND WILL RANT ABOUT MUSHROOMS UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD FRANK” #srsly everyone needs to be terrfied #my adhd #is that powerful #pacifism #joke #nerd #I'm a nerd