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accio-victuuri · 7 months

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Bunny laoshi’s 1005 birthday CPNs Part I 🎂

I am giving it this title cause i’m pretty sure we will have more in the next releases or whatever. So yeah. First, I wanna thank you xiao laoshi for all the shiny presents he gave us for his birthday! we have been so blessed! I mean those photos from XZS? and the biggest CPN of the day which is him featuring the Leica camera we have been screaming about for the past days. Personally, we can skip all of these and that sugar alone is enough. But apparently, there’s more….

I will start with my favorite which is related to the birthday cake he was holding in one of the photos.

The person who designed the cake shared info on their creation. No problem. Anyone would be proud for making a cake for a celebrity like XZ. Yes, it’s camping themed. Which is a recurrent CPN in this fandom since both of them suddenly became camping enthusiasts around the same time.

This time the customer wanted to make a camping model, so I started looking for some pictures from my colleagues. But because Master Fang doesn’t make other store models, He finally decided to use the scene of Xinjiang grassland then add with other camping accessory of ours~

AND THIS CAKE SHOP IS LOCATED IN HANGZHOU. Who is in HZ? Who frequents HZ? Definitely not ZZ. So who had this commissioned??? I’m sorry but as soon as I heard Hangzhou, what came to mind is WYB. I swear. He is that city’s adopted son or something.

Out of all ZZ’s “hobbies” who would decided let’s do camping. I can only think of Bobo. And the delivery fee is 3k. There is really nothing top expensive when it comes to each other.

Next is how photos were with him holding the Leica. Kind of like how the camera was posted in WYB’s photosets in Paris. They are both showing off. Clearly.

When you put the bday messages from their studios side by side — it appears that the theme and pattern is the same. 😂😂😂😂

lament about how time flies >> one year role review >> talk about life >> good wishes

I mean it’s not the most unique format but it’s so cute seeing how similar. even how it’s split in paragraphs.

Tho I have to say wyb’s was very very special. That message made me tear up.

WYB is about to go home, Paris to China and he is wearing Ralph Lauren. Yes, ZZ is endorsing the fragrance but it’s still an interesting choice.

I am cackling tho cause you can see that WYB was online at midnight! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It got some people nervous. Will he greet XZ? Will he comments on XZ’s bday post? I mean what’s going on???

Turns out, WYB posted about his experience with the Chanel PFW. This is the perfect time cause he is literally leaving Paris. What’s funny tho are the people commenting. It’s BXGs. Because come on, who’s awake? It’s us. We are awake cause it’s GG’s bday. I took a screenshot, just look at the pfps. I think by the time I publish this post, it will be overtaken by so/os cause one fan club asked other so/os to comment. Lol.

Some are saying the first words he used to describe the show are actually for ZZ’s photos but i really don’t buy that. and well, he is gonna see the love of his life soon ^^ I really hope they get to spend sometime 1005 or over the weekend 😌😌😌

and well the repost on ZZ’s birthday post on his own weibo is another story too 😂😂😂

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AND SOME LAST WORDS ABOUT ZZ PULLING OFF THIS CAMERA CANDY TODAY. It’s actually a joint effort. Intentional or not, I’m all for it. It goes to show that the way we speculate on things actually make sense and are not too out there. They could easily hide the camera if they want to block all the cpf talk but they didn’t. It was displayed proudly.

It’s one of those things where I think they/their team really listen in on what’s going on in the turtle fandom and they get to decide which ones will be given more fuel or not. Again, their relationship is between them, but imagine them willingly sharing this personal part of their life to us is making me 😭😭😭.

Whether it’s the exact same camera or not. XZS’ posting closed the loop of doubt. It’s not all on WYB’s side, ZZ claimed it too. and that to me is an iron clad cpn. No one can say that “WYB is just trying to feed the cpfs…”. It’s mutual.

It’s a lesson on believing in them. A couple of times this year, I’ve seen people question them. Always throwing tantrums for “lack of candy” and being annoying. Be patient. You will be rewarded if you just wait — appreciate them as people and enjoy the content they put out. It will come to us in time. Trust them. 🤍

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#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #happy birthday to xz but we are the ones being showered with gifts!!! bishhhh!!!!!!

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kaelidascope · 2 months

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I love your mm au so much literally if you made a series of one random one shots of just the bees and friends getting up to random shenanigans I would read it in a heartbeat

This is an old one but I might, actually. There were a lot of mini-scenes (and sex scenes) that got cut from the final product of MM due to story flow issues. There's this one scene I cut that I am turning into an art piece instead where they have a bath one morning and Blake sees Yang's stupid rubber ducky collection and asks if they can use them. Then they order pizza and have it while in the bath because what is life if you can't eat pizza while taking a bath (don't @ me about cleanliness ok let the girls live a little)

I really loved that scene, and I'm sad it didn't fit anywhere, but maybe some of y'all might actually wanna read it?

Other cut scenes include;

A very dirty sex scene after Lemon Custard that's full roleplay with the bees

Serena chases off new competition at the club (Neon Katt) by 'marking her territory' with Yang

The actual alley fight between Yang and the White Fang

Car sex LOL

Guy's Night 2.0 with Yang and Pyrrha but this time they have to track down Weiss and Blake WITH Ruby because they get lost after barhopping

Blake teaches Yang Bachata

Early Blake and Weiss before the events of MM when she was living with her for a while

More exploration of Blake dissociation issues

Flashback to Vernal teaching a teenage Yang how to shoot

A collection of mini-scenes that happen during the chapter called Eight that are meant to span over 8 months but don't fit the final product (small conversations, Blake and her parents, Weiss and Yang interactions, mundane stuff like that)

Where Emerald and Blake's long-standing rivalry comes from in literally everything

And a lot of bullshit small scene ideas that I've talked about in private with friends that were just misc details

Here's the sketch of that pizza bath scene as a treat

#midnightbeesfic #rwby #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nah fr I'm so normal about this AU #I have so much shelved content for them #I just don't want to overkill it LOL so I'm restraining what I'm actually sharing #I don't want to make /too/ much #The story is already extremely long-winded as it is #But I mean hey #if thats what yall want 👀

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dddevilsadvocate · 11 months

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1. and now I’m covered in you

Leviathan x gn!AFAB!reader

a/n: here it is folks! the first chapter of the longest fic I’ve ever written. literally. 12 pages and counting. after the overwhelmingly horny positive reception on this post, I decided to split what I currently have into instalments and release them periodically as I edit them. there is no schedule lol I have ADHD and am also very not good at this 🥲

THIS IS VERY NSFW MINORS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

CW: self-indulgent smut (unprotected vaginal sex, dry humping, fingering), loss of virginity

midnight had struck well over 2 hours ago. RAD’s 8am start crept closer and closer, like a cat upon a mouse. like a threat. and though you were in bed, covered in blankets and surrounded by pillows, basking in the warmth of the body pressed against you, sleep could not reach you. there was no room for it.

the third eldest’s allocated “you” time - an entire 24 hours with you all to himself! - had started right as the new day did. at 0:03, you’d snuck into his room, where he’d been waiting like a lovesick puppy to show you what he’d done. he’d chosen a great movie for you two to watch; some niche title from his surprisingly robust comedic horror collection, apparently a Devildom cult classic. he’d even gone through all the trouble to have it projected onto his ceiling so you could easily see it from the comfort of his bed - which he’d rearranged into the perfect cuddle nook. snacks he’d fought to keep safe from Beel were laid out like a buffet. the lights of his tank were set to your favourite colour, casting a hazy glow over the space.

everything had started innocently enough. you’d pressed your lips to his cheek, complimenting his efforts. he’d rushed to start the movie and practically dove into his tub, finally able to wrap his arms around you and rest his head atop yours. his chest rose and fell against you as he laughed at every slapstick gag, mandarin eyes sparkling when he realised you were laughing too. you don’t quite remember how he’d ended up under you, with his hands on your waist and your tongue between his lips, but you weren’t going to complain.

Levi had always been cautious of intimacy. he rarely went further than where he was with you right now, and even such familiar territory made him nervous. you feel the heat of the blush on his face as if you’re leaning over a fire. your kisses are sloppy, and his are desperate. his hands don’t dare stray from their places above your hips, but the lust he’s holding them back from sparks from his fingertips. he wants to let them roam. he wants to let then roam more than anyth-

CCCRRRAAASSSHHH

a sudden, violent rise in the movie’s volume comes like a bomb over your senses. you push yourself up from the demon, a scream tearing from your throat. Levi is just as startled; his eyes are wider than you’ve ever seen them as they study the room for the threat.

“AAAH WHAT THE HELL WAS TH- oh. th-the movie.” groaning, his head falls back against the pillow. “I completely forgot about that part… and that it was still playing…”

though your heart continues to pound against your sternum, you giggle. “my god.” running your fingers through his fringe brings his attention back to you. “we should probably turn that off and get some sleep now.”

you reach for the projector’s remote and click it off. but as you go to slide off the demon, his fingers suddenly dig into you. your shirt separates his skin from yours, but you swear you can feel the ridges of his fingerprints. his grip is somehow full of panic, like he’s worried you’ll float away. “w-wait! wait. can… c-can we keep going?”

you smile. you can survive tomorrow’s classes with no sleep if it comes to that. and if you’re honest with yourself, sleeping wouldn’t be nearly as fun as continuing. “of course we-”

“can we go further? maybe?” despite threatening to, Levi’s voice does not waver. his eyes - golden and indigo like the most vibrant of sunsets - dart between yours from beneath furrowed brows.

the shock of the question does not strike you as hard as his confidence does. your relationship with Levi had never been consummated in the traditional sense, but he wasn’t a stranger to the concept. the rock of your hips always left him a babbling mess. your hands brought him such pleasure he only lasted a minute the first time. and your mouth? god, it was like he was addicted. you’d never heard him - or anyone, for that matter - make such noise while actively trying not to. and yet, as much as he enjoyed the acts as they were happening, asking for them activated his fight or flight. red-cheeked and stuttering, until you saved him with your overwhelming perfection.

you figured he’d get to this question at some point, but you never thought he’d ask it in one smooth go.

“you… want to go further?” you arch an eyebrow. “how much further?”

Levi’s gaze darts to the door. you made sure to lock it behind you at his request, but now he seems worried a brotherly ear or two might be pressed against the other side. he stares for a moment before glancing back at you, unable to meet your eyes this time. he studies your lips, your chest, your shoulders, before his voice drops to a whisper: “a-all the way?”

you open your mouth to respond, but the response doesn’t come. nothing you think of seems appropriate in reply. if you say yes, you’d be the first being to have ever done so. Levi had never even asked anyone before - a confession Asmo had once drunkenly given on the otaku’s behalf. the amount of courage it must have taken to verbalise the question, to venture so far from his comfort zone… your heart swells. the poor demon must be scared shitless.

you don’t even entertain the idea of refusal. of all the centuries he’s had to ask this question, he’s asked you. he wants you.

finally, you cup his cheek in your hand. “I’d love to.” his eyes return to yours, staring wide and glossy over crimson cheeks.

“r-r-really?!” his voice squeaks. his expression is pure disbelief, like he was expecting you to echo his signature ��disgusting reclusive weirdo’ tirade and flee back to your own room. when you smile again, leaning forwards so your forehead is pressed against his, he inhales sharply and tightens his grip on your waist.

“I’d be honoured, Levi.” your lips brush over his brow, his cheek, his nose. “I’ll take good care of you. I promise. just let me know if you want me to stop at any point, okay?”

(read the next part here)

#obey me leviathan #leviathan x reader smut #leviathan x reader #levi x reader smut #levi x reader #obey me levi #obey me levi smut #obey me leviathan smut #leviathan smut

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 9 months

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WIBTA if i don't design my grandpa a tattoo of his dead mom I never met?

I (20 M) and my grandpa (50s? M) have a pretty good relationship. We don't talk very often because he lives in a different state, but we see each other a few times a year when he visits town. Our relationship has grown pretty shallow because of how little we interact with each other, as we haven't had any deep conversations or interactions since I was about 14 when he moved out of state.

Due to this, he still pretty much sees me exactly how he did when I was around the ages of 7-10 as this was when he was in my life the most. I've been actively going by another name since age 13, he knows, but he refuses to call me my name (despite it literally being my legal middle name that he's always known and used to call me it before I decided to reject my legal first name). He's sat me down in private telling me he would never call me my chosen name because it's too hard for him to remember. I'm kind of bitter to him towards this and am allowing our relationship to become more shallow. I'm trans and I know he'll never see me as a man, because he basically sees me as a 10 year old girl and no matter what I do he won't respect my identity. I don't think he like...believes in trans people but we've never had a direct conversation about it.

Now heres the actual situation: a week before father's day, he messages me on facebook at midnight asking me to design him a tattoo alongside my cousin (25 M) who is in a complete other state and is also kinda shallow towards him due to being closeted as bi and my grandpa being homophobic to mlm (he's ok with lesbians bc my cousins mom is one and she's the favorite child lol). he wanted a tribute tattoo dedicated to my dead great grandmother that I never met and don't care about at all. This is completely out of my scope of artistic skill as I mostly draw suggestive art of thick anthro women and I don't want to make a tribute tattoo for someone i never met? Considering how porn-y my style is I think it would be disrespectful to do it as well. Also I was high as fuck when he messaged me. I don't know why I did, but I agreed to do it and then asked my cousin to do it, despite him also never meeting her. He agreed to handle it. Weeks pass

A week or so ago, my grandpa came in town and the first thing he said to me is "Hey girl! Where's my tattoo?" and I was instantly uncomfortable but i just shrugged it off and made a joke and it didn't come up for a while. It turns out my cousin didn't draw the tattoo either, but I don't blame him too much ngl. The whole week he was in town, he kept bugging me about doing this tattoo for him and I kept shrugging him off. My mom, who actually knew the lady, made a tattoo design and it was really clever and personalized and well thought-out, but he rejected it because it wasn't my cousin or I who designed it.

I never plan on making it. Should I just do it to get it over with?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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slayter-kinney · 2 months

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i've been trying to formulate how i feel about wad and this era of phandom since i finally got the chance to watch wad all the way through with my girlfriend last night and after sobbing violently following the smash mouth credits i think i have some semblance of a train of thought. long ramble incoming after the read more hehe

for context, i've been watching dnp for about 10 years, which for some of you is an extremely long time and for others is piddly. regardless, a decade of my life has been spent in varying amounts watching dan and phil and interacting with the phandom. and part of what i was trying to express to my gf after watching the show was that it really is a sense of pride to see the sad clown poster child for being, well, sad, to open up about his mental health struggles, to coming out, to making we're all doomed. i think this is a very similar reaction to the pride a lot of us feel for dan.

for me too, though, it's been the phandom (hi guys lol). I was really active in the phandom from like 2014ish-2017 (at which point i still watched videos as they were posted but i also just wasn't on tumblr as much and i had ~college~ to focus on), but that time was very formative teenage years for me during which i was going through similar mental health struggles, struggling with sexuality, regular ol' teenage demons, etc. and this sort of phandom revival has been making me feel this ridiculous nostalgia for those teenage years (even tho i was fighting for my life the whole time lol). i can sooo distinctly remember where i was when certain videos were uploaded, the feeling of being curled up in my bed at midnight in the summer with my iphone 5c catching up on the previous years' videos, making subpar edits on my phannie instagram while i was on a plane for my family's summer vacation.

having both the boys and the phandom (more) active again gives me that nostalgic feeling but with the feeling that everything feels So Much Better Now. i get the same excitement and rush watching new videos, sharing around edits and gifs, being insane with you all, but with the knowledge that i am older and i am better now. in a lot of personal ways i'm literally living the life i so desperately wanted when i was a teen and now i get to live it but with the same things that brought me joy when i was a sad 15 year old. despite the nostalgia, i dont think i would choose to go back to that time, but getting to look back on it now, and watch videos where dan and phil are unapologetically gay and happy and soulmate-y, see dan living his theatre kid dreams and is so so proud of his work, and to have this community of you all where we're all old(er) and queer and so proud of our dads (sorry). it's indescribable despite my best efforts to describe it. and yes i know i don't actually talk to a lot of you that's cause im awkward and bad at replying but if you've made it this far this is your open invite to start a convo with me in dms/ask box. anyways. i love you all. i love our boys. im grateful to be here with all of you.

#okay to rb / add your own thoughts if you’d like!#dan and phil #phandom #dnp #daniel howell #we’re all doomed #phil lester #amazingphil #mine #phan

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forjongseong · 2 years

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jealous // jay (ENHYPEN)

pairing: jay x fem!reader

genre: smut but it doesn't start until you're halfway in lol // warning: oral sex (i don't wanna spoil who's receiving), handjob, bathtub sex? the images on the header serve as spoilers! // wc: ~3.4k

summary: you attend the party of the year and you're lost because your boyfriend isn't there to keep you company. luckily you've got a surprise waiting at home.

author’s note: okay so if you're new to this account, hello! nice to meet you! i mainly write for Heeseung and Jay, but the list of Jay fics in my masterlist are more or less connected, in a sense that they are in the same universe. you can read them separately, it still makes sense, but if you want to read in chronological order, based on the released fics it goes: quiet > rolex > quality time > and then this one!

heads up, in this "universe" Y/N is Namjoon's ex and she has a good relationship with the other members, so you might be seeing a lot of mentions of him and appearances of the BTS members here and there.

it's a JUMP from the order of release that i follow, if you take a look at my masterlist, i have 6 titles lined up for Jay, but i literally started writing jealous a couple of hours ago, loved how it turned out, so i thought why not releasing it now to keep the momentum?

as always, i hope you enjoy reading this as much as i did writing it! it is definitely based on the jack in the box pre-release party that sort of haunted me and gave me anxiety because i am definitely not a party person lol

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It was almost midnight and the darkness of the sky outside was accentuated by the dim lights inside the party venue. Looking at the photo she just took at the photomatic box, Y/N swiftly slipped it inside her handbag before closing it again. Her steps were hesitant, knowing that loud music and dark rooms were very much not some of her favorite things.

Feeling her phone buzz, she took it out of her back pocket and saw that she got a text from Jay.

Sorry I can’t be of much help tonight. As soon as we’re done with schedules I am coming over.

Y/N replied with the face emoji full of hearts before locking her phone again and putting it in her pocket. She was now standing in a corner, scanning the whole room with her eyes, squinting because she couldn’t see and at the same time desperately looking for someone she might know.

“Oh, thank God you’re here.”

She almost jumped at the sudden voice behind her. When she turned around, Jin was standing there with a drink in his hands, looking genuinely relieved.

“Hi!” Y/N smiled and leaned in for a hug. Jin gently patted her back with his free hand. “What do you mean thank God?”

“Well,” Jin shifted his weight as fixed the bag he was carrying. “I’ve been here for like an hour, just hiding in a corner reading webtoons because the only person I know is my boss and producer.”

Y/N made a worried face. “The other members?”

Jin pointed to the center of the room with his chin. “They’re scattered around. I don’t see Yoongi though. But now that you’re here please keep me company. Unless you’re looking for someone?”

“Of course, I’ll keep you company, what the heck.”

With that, Jin immediately intertwined his arms with Y/N, dragging her to the booth where they can get drinks. He proceeded to tell Y/N absolutely everything going with his life, and Y/N was very happy to listen and share her thoughts with him. He would occasionally crack his favorite dad jokes and Y/N, relieved that she didn’t have to match the energy of the party, wholeheartedly laughed at each of them.

After losing track of time just talking to each other, Y/N caught someone waving from a distance. The person then started jumping because Y/N wasn’t responding, and because she still couldn’t make out who he was, he started jogging towards her.

“Noona, can you not see me? I’ve been waving at you forever,” Jungkook was panting at this point because of the endless dancing he had been doing with other people near the DJ’s booth.

“Sorry, Kookie,” Y/N leaned in to give him a quick side hug. “It’s dark and my eyesight isn’t the best.”

“Jungkook, are the other members even here?” asked Jin, now leaning on the wall, scanning the room again.

Jungkook shrugged. “I came with Jimin hyung, but I haven’t seen the others either,” Jungkook chugged down a drink he literally just got three seconds ago. “Noona, did you say hi to Hoseok hyung yet?”

Y/N tilted her head, unsure. “I don’t know, he seems very occupied.”

“Alright, I’ll go tell him that you’re here,” Jungkook flashed a smile and quickly dashed away from the two of them.

“Wait—Ah, whatever he’s gonna do what he wants,” Y/N sighed, turning back to face Jin as he was just chuckling at the sight.

Within seconds after Jungkook made it a mission to have Y/N greet Hoseok, the main character of the night made his way towards her. Y/N sighed, her shoulders slumped as she shook her head, speechless at the sight of his perfect appearance—perfect no-makeup makeup look, perfect outfit, perfect aura. Hoseok already had his arms stretched as he kept his eyes on Y/N, his smile wide and inviting.

“I wanted to look pretty tonight and you’re not making me feel pretty,” said Y/N, half shouting into Hoseok’s ear because the music suddenly got too loud. “Congratulations, bestie.”

“I’m so glad you made it!” Hoseok hugged Y/N a little too tighter than usual and Y/N almost squealed. “I’m sorry I’ve been too occupied to notice your arrival.”

“My arrival? Shut up, I’m not that important,” Y/N lightly punched Hoseok’s shoulder and he just grinned.

“You’re a friend of mine and my friends are important, okay,” Hoseok’s eyes were now practically gone caused by the smile he was drawing on his face. “The EN babies?” he asked, eyes suddenly open wide, questioning.

Y/N was sipping on her drink and she quickly swallowed to answer. “Oh, right, they’re promoting right now and they just have a lot on their plate so I don’t think they will show.”

Hoseok nodded. “No wonder the kids greeted me through text. Anyways, keep Jin hyung company?” Hoseok tilted his head, putting on his best puppy face.

“Of course,” Y/N smiled. As Hoseok left, Y/N mouthed ‘bye’ before turning to face Jin.

“Actually I’m gonna go,” Jin said, his face looking tired and also sorry.

“What?!” Y/N quickly put down the empty glass she was still holding. “But then who am I supposed to talk to? Should I just leave too?”

Before Jin could answer, he noticed a familiar figure approaching Y/N from behind.

“The answer is right behind you. Bye, Y/N! And thanks for keeping me company,” Jin smiled really wide before dashing out of the room, leaving Y/N no choice but to actually turn around.

The speed of her movement, however, was way too fast and she almost stumbled losing her balance. The figure in question quickly stabilized her by gently placing his hands under both her elbows.

“Careful,” said Namjoon. “The clumsy one should be me.”

Damn it, Jin. Y/N chuckled and leaned in to give Namjoon a hug.

“You’re here too,” Y/N said as she stepped back and turned to face the center of the room.

“I didn’t know you came. I literally saw you and Jin hyung in the background of someone’s Instagram stories so I just went to find you,” Namjoon said this while darting his eyes across the room as if he was trying to locate something. Then he set his eyes on Y/N. “Your all-black outfit makes it really hard to spot you.”

“Ah,” Y/N nodded understanding. “Mission accomplished, then. I really did not want to be found.”

There was silence for a while, not literally, because music was still playing, but for the longest time Namjoon was just looking at Y/N as she searched through the room again, hoping to come up with a valid excuse to leave the party. Meanwhile, Namjoon was trying to find the right words.

Namjoon straightened up and cleared his throat. “Do you wanna get out of here?”

Y/N frowned. “What’s that?” She was looking at the dance floor but her head was already tilted towards Namjoon.

Instead of repeating the question, Namjoon’s breath hitched and as he tried to speak louder, the parade of three in front of him distracted him from everything.

“Namjoon, my man!!!”

It was a man and two other women that Y/N swore were famous, but she couldn’t name their names. She took this as the perfect opportunity to slip out and head over to a quieter corner.

Just as she was about to take her phone out, it started buzzing. She breathed a sigh of relief as she identified the caller and immediately put a hand over her mouth as she picked it up.

“Babe!” She shouted, trying to win over the loud music.

“Whoa, calm down,” Jay sounded startled on the other side of the phone. “You’re still at the party?”

“Obviously,” Y/N looked at Namjoon’s small group and noticed he was looking for her. When he spotted her, Y/N waved and made a sorry face, pointing to her phone. “I really need to find an excuse to leave.”

“Hmmm,” Jay sounded like he was pacing back and forth. “How about your boyfriend is waiting for you at home?”

“You’re home?” Y/N asked back, surprised.

“Yeah, I hope you don’t mind I let myself in. I texted you like twenty times but you seem occupied.”

“It’s alright, babe,” Jay stretched and let out a yawn. “Anyway, I’ll be here.”

Y/N pulled her phone away for a second to look at the notifications. “I’m sorry. I was busy keeping Jin company.”

“I’ll be there. Leaving now,” Y/N ended the call just as she heard Jay laughing.

Namjoon approached Y/N as soon as she put her phone away.

“Duty calls?” he asked, smiling.

Y/N paused for a second. “Yes, sorry. I’m so beat anyways. Give a big hug to Hoseok for me? And the other guys too.”

Namjoon nodded. Y/N grinned and waved before she left. Namjoon then decided to turn around and rejoin the party.

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When Y/N texted Jay that she was five minutes away, he immediately started getting busy. From lightly tidying up the living room, washing the one plate and one mug that was dirty, to drawing a bath, he managed to get everything done just right before Y/N arrived.

“What’s that sound?” Y/N asked as she let herself in, taking her shoes and bag off. “Are you going to take a bath?”

“I’m drawing you a bath,” Jay said nonchalantly, helping Y/N take off her jacket.

Y/N merely blinked when Jay positioned himself right in front of her. Jay’s eyes were full of questions.

“What do you want?” Y/N asked, squinting her eyes, acting suspicious.

Jay laughed and pulled Y/N into his arms, completely wrapping her. “You sound tired.”

“You’re acting suspicious.”

“Really? I’m doing the bare minimum.”

“Bare minimum? This is extra.”

“Tsk tsk tsk,” Jay pulled away and held on to Y/N’s shoulders, shaking her. “This is my bare minimum. Just relish it.”

Y/N decided to thank her boyfriend with her lips. She tiptoed slightly and planted a kiss right on the corner of Jay’s lips.

“Thank you,” she whispered, face just inches away from his.

Jay leaned in for another, deeper kiss. His hand was firmly placed on her waist and another around her neck, pulling her closer and pressing their lips even harsher together. Y/N’s hands were flat against his chest, trying to keep herself steady. Just as she was about to go a step further, Jay pulled away, his lips making a smacking sound against hers.

“You’re welcome, and I think your bath is ready,” he said, walking away towards the bathroom.

She followed Jay into her bathroom and noticed that he had already turned off the water and put a bath bomb in the tub. The tub was now half full and frothy, the surface covered with bubbles.

Y/N was breathless as she followed Jay’s movements with her eyes. Her brain was already trying to calculate and analyze what kind of night it would be.

“Your bath awaits, my lady,” Jay made a grand gesture pointing towards the tub and Y/N cackled.

“Tell me about the party?” Jay said as he started helping Y/N undress.

Y/N began with the story of meeting Jin. She tugged her t-shirt off and Jay swiftly placed it in the laundry basket. He tilted his head at the sight of the lilac lacy bra Y/N was wearing underneath.

“Is that new?” He asked, intrigued.

Y/N looked down and nodded. “Mmhm. Got it on sale.”

“Looks nice,” Jay reached to gently touch the lace adorning the apex of the bra. Y/N held her breath, expecting to feel his fingers graze her skin. “Continue,” Jay said, sitting down on the closed toilet.

Trying her best not to look disappointed, Y/N continued telling him about the party as she unbuttoned her skinny jeans and struggled to get it off her ankles. Jay stood up and knelt in front of her, gently holding her ankle and pulling the jeans off. Once it was off, though, he found himself facing Y/N’s crotch.

Noticing this, Y/N stopped talking. Jay flicked his eyes upwards to meet hers, not moving from his position.

“Why did you stop?” asked Jay, tilting his head sideways. For someone whose face is just inches away from his girlfriend’s core, he looked pretty innocent.

“I know what you’re thinking,” Y/N straightened her position and started to unclasp her bra.

“Oh,” Jay stood up in a rush. “Let me do that.”

As he leaned in as if going for a hug, Jay slowly unclasped Y/N’s bra, letting her get a whiff of his scent that night. He was wearing Y/N’s favorite perfume in his collection, and he might have done it on purpose.

“You smell good,” said Y/N calmly.

Jay smiled and responded by leaning down, kissing Y/N’s neck. “You too, babe.”

He took a step back and looked at his girlfriend’s body, his face full of adoration. He then looked into her eyes. “Continue.”

Y/N assumed what he meant was continue speaking, so she did. Jay quietly listened and put away all of Y/N’s clothes away before kneeling down in front of her again. When she tilted her head without questioning, Jay merely placed his hands on both her thighs, giving her gentle strokes.

“So he found you among the crowd,” Jay finally spoke, breaking the silence. “Main character moment right there.”

Y/N rolled her eyes. “I wasn’t exactly trying to make him—Jay! Oh my God.”

Y/N was caught off guard when Jay leaned in and sniffed her clothed core. He even went so far to lick a stripe from down up, making her legs shake in his hands. Y/N placed a hand on the bathroom counter, committed to stay standing up. He moved his hands upwards to cup her ass and started to squeeze there lightly. While Y/N had her eyes closed, Jay had his opened, staring right into her face and trying to figure out which movement of his tongue would elicit the best moan out of her red-tinted lips.

“J-Jay…” Y/N was breathing heavily, one of her hands found its way to the back of his head. “Please…”

“Mmh, yeah, sorry,” Jay pulled away. “This is getting in the way.”

Jay hooked his fingers on each side of her panties and pulled them down, tossing them away.

“Where were we?” Jay moved closer, his hands secure behind Y/N’s knees. He then started kissing Y/N’s thighs. “Keep going, babe.”

“You’re making it hard for me to speak,” Y/N said, matter-of-factly.

Jay smirked before he leaned in to kiss her bottom lips. Y/N let out a whimper.

“Try finishing the story as I finish you off,” Jay looked up. “Deal?”

Y/N nodded. She decided it was best to keep her eyes closed to stay focused, but it didn’t help since Jay was sliding his tongue up and down her clit, occasionally sucking and nibbling on her thighs to give her core a break and to let her catch her breath. As she continued with her retelling of events, Jay listened intently, not taking his eyes off of her. He would hum whenever Y/N paused, letting her know that he was listening, but the vibration in his voice caused her to stutter.

“He asked me,” Y/N stopped for a split second, her fingers lost in Jay’s hair. “If I wanted to leave the party.”

Hearing this, Jay pressed a thumb on her clit. Her breath hitched.

“What did you say?” he asked.

Y/N could feel her heartbeat beating way too fast and she was already getting dizzy. Jay stroked her thigh lovingly, encouraging her to speak.

“I…” Y/N looked into Jay’s eyes. His gaze was sharp and demanding, but the gentle movements of his hands were the complete opposite. “I pretended I did not hear him, and that’s when you called.”

A smile started creeping up on Jay’s lips. He sighed, keeping his smile on his face. “That’s my good girl.”

Jay immediately dove into Y/N’s core, letting his tongue do most of the work. Y/N moaned and tightened her grip on Jay’s hair, keeping herself steady as her legs started to shake. Jay did everything he could do in an intense speed—sucking, kissing, lapping like he hadn’t tasted her in months. She came without a warning, and Jay took it like a champ. Drinking up her juice and determined to leave no remains, Jay gently took her hand away from his head to make it easier for him to move around. He noticed she was losing balance, so he made her lean on the bathroom counter, gently spreading her legs wider so he could clean up.

When he was done he stood up, and Y/N had this dazed look on her face that made him chuckle. He lovingly tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and kissed her on the cheek.

“We better get in the tub while the water is still warm,” Jay said, moving away to take his shirt off and completely undress.

“I knew you didn’t draw the bath just for me,” said Y/N, her voice still weak.

Jay entered the bathtub and leaned back, stretching out his hand signaling Y/N to join him. Y/N took his hand and carefully entered too, watching as the water rose up close to the top of the tub as she lowered herself and leaned into Jay’s chest.

Y/N rested her head on Jay’s shoulder and positioned herself so that Jay could comfortably rest his arms around her waist and she can still look at him sideways. Her nose was touching his jaw and she nuzzled into him, eliciting a chuckle and receiving a kiss on her forehead.

“Did you just do that because you were jealous?” she asked in a whisper, afraid of disturbing the serenity.

Jay frowned. “What makes you think I’m jealous?” he asked back, his hands now rubbing her hands and arms gently.

“The timing,” she squeaked, now sounding slightly worried. “Babe, I saw the chats you sent me before you called me.”

Jay sighed. He was now kneading his fingers into Y/N’s thighs.

“Jay,” Y/N sat up and paused, wondering how she could adjust her position. The tub wasn’t of the biggest size, so she had to stand up, with Jay’s eyes following her every movement. She made Jay sit with his legs straight and then lowered herself to sit on his lap, now facing him. “You know it’s okay to admit if you’re jealous, right? I get jealous all the time.”

Jay raised an eyebrow. “Really? All the time?” His hands found themselves resting on her waist again.

Y/N nodded a little too enthusiastically. Jay chuckled.

“Heck, I even get jealous when you get all handsy with Jungwon or Jake,” Y/N was now leaning into him, her hands caressing his biceps. “I look at your interactions with them and sometimes think, that should be me.”

Hearing this, Jay laughed out loud, his voice echoing through the bathroom. Y/N smiled, proud at herself for putting a smile on Jay’s face.

“Alright, alright,” Jay sighed in defeat. “I guess I was jealous seeing you attend the party of the year. And socializing. And meeting your ex.”

“You’re just jealous about that last part,” Y/N pouted, lightly slapping Jay’s chest.

Jay playfully winced. “Yeah, you’re right.”

“Wanna do something about it?” Y/N asked, her lips close to Jay’s.

“What do you have in mind?” Jay asked back. His calm but flirty demeanor was instantly broken when he gasped as he felt Y/N press her palm on his cock.

“It’s give and take,” Y/N whispered in Jay’s ear, her fingers wrapping around his cock and starting to move. “You gave, so now you take.”

Jay leaned his head back and groaned just as Y/N started to pump his length. She couldn’t see anything beneath the suds, but she was well aware at how Jay was feeling because she felt him harden in her grip. She slid her thumb across the tip and Jay hissed, burying his fingers in her waist.

“You know if we weren’t in water I’d be sucking you off, right?” Y/N continued her ministrations as she spoke in Jay’s ear.

“God,” Jay was now breathing heavily. “Don’t stop. Please.”

It did not take long for Y/N to finish him off, and she wasn’t quite sure if the reason behind it was the tension, the warm water, or the new experience that they were sharing in the bathroom. Jay came in Y/N’s hands and she slowed down her movements, observing Jay’s face closely as he rode his high.

“We need a proper shower,” he then said, looking at the aftermath.

“Preferably separately,” Y/N chuckled, kissing Jay on the cheek. Jay responded by grabbing her face, cupping it and roughly kissing her on the lips.

-END-

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waitmyturtles · 6 months

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Turtles Encounters Her First Full GMMTV Upfronts Experience: A Personal Journey Into GMMTV2024

LOL, I don't mean to be dramatic -- I was around a little bit (?) last November for the GMMTV2023 upfronts, and I honestly did not know what was going on, except to scream about Cherry Magic Thailand. Back then, I was much more of a Japanese BL gal (see: Cherry Magic), but now I'm down with the GMMTV scene, as it were, through my Old GMMTV Challenge project, and I'm ready to wax on deez trailers.

One huge overall note: YES TO DUDES NOT BEING IN BRANDED PAIRS. Your Gawins, your Ohms, your Thors, your Joss-es. YES. This is an exciting line-up to me to see the dudes getting mixed up. As much as I loved Be My Favorite, I don't need to see GawinKrist again.

I am stealing the formats of the wonderful @bengiyo and @neuroticbookworm to offer my thoughts on the trailers! (My list is literally gonna look like everyone else's list, LMAO).

FUCK YES

My Golden Blood: Joss, Gawin, Mond, Neo. Vampires. Blood. Baseball bats. LSKDJFLSJDFLKSJDGLKJSDLGKJSLDKGJLDSKF. The SFX are gonna be SO BAD. Joss sucking Gawin's blood will be SO FUCKING GOOD. I AM STILL SCREAMING. OBVIOUSLY.

Kidnap: Ohm Pawat's next BL. While he had previously said that he wanted Bad Buddy to be his last BL, the bullying scandal that he encountered this past year makes this decision a sensible one to get back on the brand engagement train. His co-star, Leng Thanaphon, is gorgeous looks like he's making a strong debut. I am very happy for Ohm, but I think I am a bit spoiled by knowing his previous non-GMMTV oeuvre so well (Make It Right, Dew, He's Coming To Me), and I'm feeling like GMMTV isn't pushing his acting chops as much as they used to. (Meaning.... I'd be okay if he left GMMTV one day to do more movies.) Time will tell, but I am happy for him -- he is a king of BL, the most prevalent actor on the OGMMTVC list, and this'll let him rebuild his career. He deserves it, and is a personal fave of mine.

Wandee Goodday: YO. So obviously this looks intriguing! But like -- I'd expect Golf Tanwarin to be doing this for another network. Full-frontal, heavy (HEAVY!) sex talk, smoochin' everywhere. I'm impressed GMMTV is going here. It's perhaps because I have Domundi on the mind heavily with my recent ZeeNunew education, but I have been feeling as of late that GMMTV has been choosing fluff and/or crap romance (SEE: DANGEROUS ROMANCE -_-) over... pure sex, as it were, and this is getting closer to a Domundi-style show than even where Only Friends went. I LOVE THOR. I LOVE THOR!!!! I'm excited for this, and me likey the looks of Inn.

On Sale: I am LOVING this new we're-not-in-school-we-are-just-insane TayNew era. And Jan is a FAVE FAVE FAVE of mine, and looks like she's gonna level this show the FUCK up. I'm SO INTO THIS.

Pluto: For sure I am watching this for Film (oh, and hi, Thor and Arm!). I'm not the biggest Namtan fan? I wasn't the biggest fan of her acting in Midnight Museum or UMG. Kinda flat. But she's at the top of the popular actress list at GMMTV, and it's great that someone of her prominence is flirting in the QL space. Film, though -- Film has CHOPPPPPPPPPPS and will likely eat this role. We might never get EarnPear, but this might be close.

My Precious: For NanonFilm, anything. But this is just the movie with more scenes, right? I don't know if it was ever going to get international distribution as a movie anyway. K. I'll buy it!

The Trainee: Tell me where I've seen OffGun do movie shit before -- and I don't mind the slight theme repeat. KapookPiploy, huh? I have not seen Vice Versa, but I really enjoyed Sea Tawinan in that. Gun crying, not surprising, but I officially stan OffGun because of Not Me, and I'll stand by this one.

UMMMM

My Love Mix-Up: See here for my initial thoughts. I came to Thai BLs from Japanese BLs. Kieta Hatsukoi was one of the first JBLs I discovered specifically through Tumblr. Japanese BLs are so varied -- and I think, when one is watching JBLs, to have a gentle/general sense of how sex is perceived/managed/dealt with in Japanese culture. I'm not gonna get into this too much here, but the ways in which Japanese and Thai societies deal with sex is very different. Anyway. I think my own mental dissonance on this conversation is coloring my thoughts on My Love Mix-Up Thailand/Kieta Hatsukoi Thailand. Pairs are not repeated in Japan (unless you have second seasons of the same show), and to have an established branded pair in GemFourth in Ida and Aoki's roles -- I'm just, I'm not sure. I don't want the show to feel pressured to go to a place it wouldn't go to without a branded pair. Will Thailand pay homage to Ida's unique and inquisitive demi identity? Can the branded ship economy manage that? I dunno. Let's wait and find out.

Summer Night: I'm going to be gentle on this one. I like that Phuwin takes on various het roles. I happened to LOVE HIM in The Warp Effect. And I like Bimbeam in here -- she actually showed some firm chops in 55:15 Never Too Late. Only if the schedule allows will I take this one, but I actually like the smell of it a bit.

Ossan's Love: What in the EarthMix. Ossan's Love was often cited as queerbaiting material for early Japanese BLs (EDITING TO ADD: just want to clarify that that statement literally came from my early days in JBLs reading Twitter; thank you to @twig-tea and @nieves-de-sugui for the clarifications in the comments!); I have never watched it, but understand its importance in the Japanese BL repertoire. I'm gonna remain sus on this until we find out more. (Although, I'm VERY EXCITED to see a channel like TV Asahi break out of the Japanese paradigm of not collaborating with other countries to get this on Thai TV air. TV Asahi and TV Tokyo for Cherry Magic are real groundbreakers, and I do dig that.)

Only Boo: When I was talking about this show with friends, and @neuroticbookworm said "Book's in this," I WAS LIKE, WHO'S BOOK? LMAO. Let me see Book away from Force for a GOD DAMN SECOND. I know we don't know anyone in here, but the actors actually seem strong! This was a fun preview.

We Are: Lots of couples. PondPhuwin, MarcPawin, WinnySatang, Aou and that other dude. What is this, a New Siwaj show? I might have enough to watch next year without needing to watch ANOTHER school drama. We'll see.

LIKELY NOT

Enigma 2: Not a fan of Win Metawin, and didn't watch the trailer.

High School Frenemy: I understand this is a K-drama remake of School 2013, which I haven't seen. I... am trying to understand the story here, but happy for View/June/Mark/Prom to be in a show together, and I'll pay more attention when the show's closer to airing.

HARD PASS

Ploy's Yearbook: Did not watch the trailer. I understand there's a storyline with Joong's character romancing his adopted sister. HARD. NO.

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one direction history post: strange merch

hi everyone! i'm starting a small series of one direction history posts just to combine my interests in both history and the boys. these won't be super in depth, more so showing and telling. this first post is about some weird and strange merch choices one direction's marketing team has attempted to sell us throughout the years. i got these screenshots from the wayback machine looking at onedirectionstore.com, their official store. they are separated by era solely based on what was present on their shop at the time of each of the boys albums. these merch items are not a reflection of the albums themselves (which you'd think their merch team would try to appeal more to the aging fanbase as years went on), they all seem to me to be more geared toward how much they can attempt to get us buy. i now present to you the weirdest, most dated one direction merch i could find <3 enjoy

X Factor - Up All Night

what is this for, who is this for, why is this one of the first accessory items ever posted on the one direction store??? what was the initial demographic of the one direction fanbase?? idk when i was 10 i didn't need this, i would enjoy one now though

if you guys remember silly bandz, you are a veteran.. also give us toledoans credit where it's due because one of ours invented these bad boys

finally my iphone 4 will be decked out in the one direction collectors set

this was also the start of their personalized messages section of merch you could buy. surprise your loved one with heartfelt messages such as 'birthday girl' or 'merry christmas daughter'

Take Me Home

from here on out, this and two other photos are the only photos their team decided to make merch with. there is two other duvet sets that use those other photos, even in their later eras

sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat remembering these existed. if i can find my louis mask, i will wear it to fitfwt

if any of you have this keyring or the singing toothbrush, send me a clip of it singing please or if it is able to sing. i am so curious im on the edge of my seat

NAIL TEMPORARY TATTOOS

Midnight Memories

i literally do not know what this has to do with music, one direction, or anyone associated with one direction

i need to point out, these one direction watches came in literally every single color you could imagine. i do not know why they are merched inside of a can?? but they were the it-girl of their merch during this era

speaking of cans, WHAT IS THIS

would any of you fine people want to buy a 1d girls glitter strap shoe? it is merch like this that really reminds me one direction was moreso a brand than a band to their team

Four

kudos to their team for picking a more recent photo for the era, but also who would want this

do you guys remember the craze of this specific type of lamp

if the scooter isn't your speed, how about this one direction 16" cruiser bike make with old uan era font, color schemes, and photos?

Made In The AM

i am only putting this mitam find in here to point out something that i found crazy. this shirt was on the one direction merch website only one month after march 25th, you can see how quickly their merch team shelled out merch without zayn on it. i didn't include anymore, but even their on the road again tour merch on the website quickly had zayn erased

i hope you guys all enjoyed this weird trip down memory lane if you can call it that, and liked looking at some of the weird merch their team used to sell. this is only stuff that stood out to me, i'm sure there's a lot more somewhere so if you have any, send them to me or feel free to add onto this post. if you own any of these, ESPECIALLY THE BIKE, please add a pic of them to this post lol

#1d history #eeeeee this took a while #but it was fun #one direction

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moonshynecybin · 3 months

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i am ENTIRELY convinced that miss TSwift woke up one morning in 2014, watched entire 2013,14 motogp seasons, then had a vision for what 2015 and beyond would look like, said ok i can work with that and wrote 1989 about rosquez

You already have all you had to do was stay on rosquez playlist and i love you it's perfect and yes! New bonus tracks are perfect for them!! but consider this this love as a rosquez reunion song, also like new romantics is so them sneaking around i mean the entire album is them!!

one thing about me is that i have a disease where i will listen to any given tswift song and be like omg! just like ______ character literally every time so i am FULLY on board here.... i will say i have largely assigned 1989 to other little fake people that live rent free in my noggin so i see them mainly as a RED, SPEAK NOW, or MIDNIGHTS couple.... like red/speak now have this insane undercurrent of being in your early twenties in a slightly toxic relationship with a guy that a. you are obsessed with and b. is slightly too old for you. which DID happen to my buddy marc.... and midnights is all about admitting HEY maybe i am ALSO lowkey fucked in the head (as they both areeee lol). this is also why i enjoy the 1989 songs from the vault for rosquez bc the PR statute of limitations passed and ms swift was like. okay this relationship was INSANE.... otherwise it is largely a lil too polished/glamorous for rosquez's specific swag... though i DO like this love for them! it fits! but YEAH! all of these albums are about emotionally devastating breakups. their rosquez slay.

#also bad blood is so ridiculous it makes me laugh OUT LOUD when i think about it in a rosquez context #which is crucial. liek they are fucked up and angsty and high melodrama but also fundamentally silly.#liek their breakup is a feud between two motorcycle racers. one of whom is 14 years older than the other and had a diva meltdown about it #and taylor swift songs hold the genuine emotions together with the silliness OFTEN... which is essential.#the great rosquez warrior poets #taylor swift #motogp #rosquez #callie speaks #asks

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condomatsu · 5 months

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Please, bare with me, this is something I thought literally NOW and I will phrase it so badly etc, but I need people to see my revelations (or say that I'm stupid idk).

One thing I ALWAYS criticized about Homestuck Act 6 (and that other criticized about the Epilogues - that I've not read, so don't take me for it), is the way Terezi changed DRASTICALLY and became, generally, more shitty.

From the cool, funny friend with a strong personality and humor, to a whiny, depressed girl defined by her only two relationships - the kismessitudine with Gamzee and her "obsession" with Vriska, and I criticized it (the Vrisrezi relationship) being pale too. I thought it was forced, counting their early interactions.

As a pale relationship lover, I'm embarassed to say that I completelly forgot THIS line:

Yes, of course I remembered that moirails complement each others. Not necessarely in a literal, but more on a "you have this big problem within you, and I can be the solution" -way.

What I forgot is that moirails are not something strictly voluntary. Moirails don't just want *to be* the solution to their partners, they *need* to, it's instinct.

And I might totally just spacing out and stuff, but I think most of Terezi's behaviour during Act 6 can be boiled to the simple "she didn't have Vriska with her". And Vriska will become her moirail. Do you see where I'm going with this?

I used to be REALLY bothered by it, I thought it was lazy writing and shitty attempt to romance, but my eyes right now - at almost fucking midnight - are open (help me).

Terezi and Vriska *do* complement each other! I always described their relationship, jokingly, as "Batman and Joker (but Batman isn't the best person either)", I didn't thought HOW fitting this description could be. No wonder why Terezi was so obsessed with Vriska and finding her etc etc, Terezi is the <<even-tempered troll>> of the relationship! She *needs* to be with Vriska because that's what her fucking instincs are telling her! No wonder why Terezi seemed to off during Act 6, doing stupid stuff without proper thinking and such - like, idk, ENTERING A REALLY TOXIC KISMESSITUDE WITH GAMZEE?? - she had her moirail-mode on fucking 600000 and nobody to vomit it to!

I theorize her relationship with Gamzee was a sort of "desperate call" to her pale desire (look how poetic I am), since we know moirails refrain each other from doing pretty fucking dumb things. And her gaining back her sight can be read as it too!

I'm REALLY hoping I'm not being a "late to the party" kind of person, like I hope I'm not so stupid that everyone realized it before but me---

Anyways, I still don't ship Vrisrezi as moirails, but I understand it now. And I understand Terezi previous behaviour too, the one that I used to hate so much (if I'm not just reading all of this wrongly - could be the case really, it's late ;v;).

Idk sorry for the long post in your dash lol, get homestucked or something.

#homestuck #vrisrezi #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #gamzee makara #moirallegiance #pale quadrant #character analysis #???#i dont wanna sound pretentious. it's really late night thoughts #gamrezi

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lacelynpage · 2 years

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it’s literally 2am for me but I’m such a slut for this idea so maybe sherlock characters and the “only one bed” trope??

A/N: Miss Me? Hello darlings, sorry I took such a long break, last week was ridiculous. Hopefully the lovely darling the requested this story hasn't forgotten about it lol. Even if you have I hope this is a welcomed surprise! Have an amazing week, Darlings!

Only One bed ~ Sherlock Preferences

Sherlock:

Before you and Sherlock started dating, your apartment building caught fire. Luckily your apartment wasn't damaged too badly and you weren't home at the time. Unfortunately you couldn't live in your apartment while they were repairing the damage. To your surprise Sherlock invited you to live in Bakers Street while they were working on the repairs. You gratefully accepted the offer to live with a friend over the shitty hotel room the insurance company offered to pay for. Once you packed up your clothes and some essential belongings you came to Bakers Street. John grabbed your things while Sherlock showed you where you would be sleeping. He walked you directly into his room. You were confused at first and asked where he would be sleeping. Equally confused Sherlock informed you it was his room, he would be sleeping here. There was no inflatable mattress set up so the confusion continued until he eventually outright said you were both going to sleep in his bed.

At about midnight you both got ready for bed. Sherlock got into bed like nothing was strange about this, you however were a little more hesitant. After a bit of stalling you climbed in next to him. You both laid looking at each other until your need for sleep overtook you and you passed out. After the first night or two you became used to it and start to enjoy it. You had always had a sort of crush on Sherlock and it was nice to get to see him in a more vulnerable state. You both settled into it quite nicely and it brought you both close together in a new way. It was really only a matter of time before you started dating.

John:

A month after you and John got together you went on a long weekend to see your family. You hadn't gotten to in a while and you wanted to show John around your hometown. You had planned on staying with your parents and since John was kind of a last minute addition you didn't have time to change that plan. So you arrived at your parents house which only had one guest bed. Your parents didn't care because you're a grown adult and can do what you want but you hadn’t actually shared a bed with John yet and were a little nervous. You offered to take the couch. Then he offered to take the couch. This continued until it was two AM and neither of you would take the bed, at the same time you both said you would take the bed and sat down from exhaustion. After that it sounded like too much work to go back to debating who would take what and just laughed about it. Even after staying up and talking more you both fell asleep on the bed quite comfortably nestled together. In the morning you both agree that sharing the bed was nice and you should share more often.

Mycroft:

Traveling around the world was always a large component of your position in the government. Mycroft's work tended to keep him rather stationary however so it was rare that the two of you were together for a long period of time. However the longest the two of you spent together in the early part of your relationships was also one of the only times Mycroft ever joined you on the continent.

During a conference for the European Union you and Mycroft traveled together to Brussels. Both of you were rather pleased to get to spend time together. However you were both incredibly nervous when you arrived at your hotel to find out that there was only one room booked. You tried to get a second one however they were completely booked and there was no hope of switching rooms. Anxiously you both walked into your room to find only one bed sat in the center of the room. For some couples this might have been wonderful, but for both of you it was a little alarming. You had not been able to spend a lot of time together yet and though you were both comfortable with each other it was still a daunting idea. You had agreed that you would move the relationship along slowly because of how new at this you both were. The idea of sharing a bed made everything feel like it was going at light speed.

Eventually night rolled around and you started to get ready. Mycroft seemed extremely uncomfortable so you tried to convince him that you would just sleep on the floor or in the chair, but he still refused. He wanted you to have a good night's sleep and knew that would be impossible if you didn't get an actual bed. With anxiety on high alert you both slipped into bed.

The conference was a week long and by the end of it you were both rather comfortable sleeping in such close proximity. He had taken to kissing your hand every morning which you thought was the sweetest thing and he had quite enjoyed getting to see you each morning. All in all what started out as the most anxiety inducing experience of your life became a comfort for both of you.

Greg:

About three months into your relationship tragedy struck. Your mother had a nearly fatal heart attack while you were at work. Your father called you from the hospital in tears asking you to come home. Of course you agreed and instantly started preparing for the trip. You called Greg as you left your job, hoping to catch him on his lunch break. He picked up the phone after only a few rings and listened to your story. Once you told him everything he offered to come. He knew this was going to be hard and he didn't want you to have to do it on your own. You wanted him to come so desperately so you said yes and both of you got ready to leave. You booked hotel rooms close to the hospital, one for the two of you and one for your dad. You thought the room had two queens but once you got there you saw that it was just one king. Your anxiety was through the roof so Greg said it was fine and that he would just sleep in the chair with his feet propped up.

Once you had gone to the hospital and seen your mom and picked up your dad you were more than exhausted. Emotionally and physically you were drained. You curled up in the hotel bed and just started to cry, something you hadn't let yourself do yet. Greg curled up next to you and tried his best to comfort you. The two of you hadn't been together that long so he wasn't quite sure exactly what to do but he was there and honestly that's all you needed. You fell asleep curled up together that night. It was the first time the two of you had shared a bed. It was very comforting. He had dropped everything to come and support you during an extremely hard moment in your life and that meant a lot to you. It showed you just how loving and committed Greg was to you. That moment lives in your heart forever as one of the best things Greg ever did for you.

Moriarty:

Jim Moriarty is quite the character to say the least. The two of you had been friends for years and you had been a part of his network from its start. One day while planning a scheme the two of you were following a big time hedge fund manager. His wife and a few of his associates wanted him gone and you needed to make it look like an accident. In order to understand everything about him you posed as a married couple and bought the house across the street.

Your first night there together all you had for furniture was an inflatable air mattress on the floor of the office. It was the room with the best fews into the house. After you had made sure the couple was asleep you broke into the house while Jim watched from the window. It was incredibly fun to get to hear Jim's reactions to everything you found. After getting back to the house and going over everything you were exhausted. Jim wanted to stay up and make a few notes about the plan so you curled up on the bed while he sat on it. Unable to get comfortable, you eventually shifted to have your head on his leg. He was confused at first but did move you. Once he was done with his notes he didn't move for fear of waking you. He sat there all night long just so you would be content.

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what’s your favorite books as of now?? i’d love to hear you talk about them if you have some

HAHA this has to be honestly one of the most endearing asks i've ever had in my inbox. fair warning, i will literally be talking a lot for this one because i am first and foremost a nerd before all else. all links bring you to the books' respective goodreads page :)

remember to read through the content / trigger warnings of each book before you read them! reading should never come at the expense of your own mental well-being. be wise.

my number one current favourite novel is these violent delights by chloe gong. it's actually the first book in a duology, but i've been procrastinating on the second novel lol. the premise is a romeo & juliette retelling set in 1920s shanghai with a mafia setting and childhood lovers turned bitter enemies. it's one of my favourite tropes ever, and these violent delights executed it beautifully. honestly unsurrpised that it was as much of a hit as it was because god. it deserves it.

i also really, really, really love the seven husbands of evelyn hugo with my whole heart. the premise of it is positively stunning and i'm a sucker for tragic gay people. i lowkey jumped into it half-blind sided by the cool edits i found on instagram only to get smacked in the face with a lot more depth than meets the eye. the line about non-sexual intimacy in this book both smothered me to death and brought me back to life. i read this book in one day and walked out of it gasping for air.

i am also into the invisible life of addie larue due to the poignant way the author depicts a life without being remembered... even if the ending brutally demolished me. it was the epitome of 'immortality is a curse,' for me and it was just. fuck, man. it's fucking brilliant from the beginning to the end, and it's just a novel that i hold very close to my heart.

now, i know you said books, but i will be incomplete if not for the fanfiction i read. therefore, i will list all-time favourite fanfiction (that i remember right now). all of them are linked to archive of our own <3

being neck-deep in satosugu hell right now, i will have to start with them. i'd like to begin with my two favourite satosugu fanfictions which are caesura by cielelyse, otherwise known as the only canon 15 satosugu in my mind ever. the dynamic is fucking insane, and i cried a lot when i read it. there is also, of course, and carry my home by valleykey which i have reread despite the fact that it's 50k words and killed me brutally the first time. it follows 17!satosugu who gets time traveled towards the present time / pre-shibuya. it goes about as well as you would expect it to be.

other fics that also brutally murdered me and made me physically cry was punishment for a monster by mimiquack (suguru loses his memories post-shibuya and lives a non-sorcerer life; satoru copes...or something), i'd like the sun to set with you by chuuyasoup (satoru goes with suguru that day in shinjuku), smile like brass by chuuyasoup (role reversal au that starts with suguru being too late on that day), and laundry and taxes by hamsterqinghua (everything, everywhere, all at once au, you can guess where it goes from here). these are all angst fics that ripped a hand through my ribs and crushed my heart in their palms. there's more, but. well.

my favourite satosugu smut fics (because i am, after all, a smut author) is the midnight rendezvous series by damiselart. also, let's climb the cliff and jump again by ruche which hm, i suppose technically counts as an age gap fic because it's 28!satoru getting his shit rocked by 17!suguru (time travel finicky stuff; you know how it goes). and then, there are also these two other fics, lovesick lullabye and i'm done carrying the weight of this world (i just wanna feel this love) which are both by pastelcoloureddreams.

now, onto my next idiotic duo, i would like to present soukoku (dazai osamu / nakahara chuuya from bsd) and my favourite fics for them. starting off strong as a combination one of my favourite ships and one of my favourite books, i'd like to present empire of dirt by arkastadt which is a the seven husbands of evelyn hugo inspired soukoku fanfic with similar premise, but a massively different setting & plot. one of the best known soukoku fics for a reason. there is also, of course, i step from here without you by chuuyasoup that follows soukoku throughout the multiverse and murdered me in cold blood by the time it was done. genuinely one of the best fics i have ever read ever.

onto smut soukoku fics, everyone welcome bottom of the deep blue sea by arkastadt which is the only soukoku smut fic ever. you cannot ask me to give you a smut recommendation better than this. the premise is gorgeous, featuring an arrogant and self-assured dazai who challenges chuuya to make him cry and chuuya does. it's so fucking good.

there's definitely more that i've cut back from this list due to laziness, but feel free to ask for more if you're still interested! i was also neckdeep in hell in genshin & voltron & boku no hero academia for a while, so i should have fic recs for them, too, but i'm too lazy to hunt them down right now. if you want me to, just shoot me another ask and i'll drop the recs in the future <3

#this was way too much fun #( asks. )

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