I love mugs that fit perfectly in your hand.
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puppy had a long day wish i could fall asleep with your dick filling me up :((
(been thinkin ab you today.. about to go to bed with my hole out and think ab you using me and waking up to that - would be far nicer than waking up for any other reason)
xxx ur pup
wish i could fuck you to sleep and wake you up with it baby. wish i could massage and kiss your body while slamming my cock into your boycunt and tell you how good you've done today, that i'm so proud of my pretty girl, and i'm gonna give you what you deserve for it. fuck you to sleep while you go limp under me with soft pants and whines and in the morning when i'm spooning you i can't help sliding my fingers between your folds and then your tdick, rubbing it sweetly to get you wet so i can easily push my cock inside, fucking you lazily before i go crazy how good you wrap around me and start pounding into you hard enough to wake you up and moan with that hoarse throat and tell you to take it like you did last night, like the good girl you are <3
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Leave it to TJ Klune to somehow make the most serious themes wholesome. I love it!
Currently reading - Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune
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That feeling when you go from no ideas to a thousand words and a path forward in no time flat.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Weecest, Fantasizing, Blow Jobs, Established Relationship, Based on a Visual Prompt
Series: Part 8 of Weecest Flash Fics
Summary:
Dean's on a date, and still all he can think about is his sexy baby brother.
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Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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Personally I'd rather see the entire Hollywood movie industry fall apart than the strike fail. Movies won't stop being made, they will just stop being sponsored by worker abuse, and if that means no more millions of dollars worth epics then so be it idc
EDIT: OK this is gaining way too much attention while being vague and hyperbolic and ranty so let's make one thing clear - I am NOT lauding projects which don't adhere to union requirements, this is about the fact that big studios pretend like they are the only ones who can give you entertainment and if they can't make projects, you'll be sad and bored forever, and also that the only worthwhile pieces of media are projects worth an ungodly amount of money. This is obviously a lie, since there have been studios that agreed to work under new union requirements, and that's what I mean by "movies won't stop being made" - there will always always always be projects, big and small, that won't ignore what unions have to say. And in a dreamlike hypothetical future where big Hollywood industry falls apart, other smaller and more manageable studios will rise to take their place, and they'll have a cautionary tale on what will happen to them if they try to push it again.
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
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Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.
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the infinite peace of spending a stormy afternoon laying down with a good book and three sleeping cats
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oh m-...ahhh...my pockages
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
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Act 1 Astarion
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noo don’t cry about july ending and the time passing, just remember the july poem :)
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