#is the funniest thing for no reason

[kacievvbbbb]

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

#Mihawk is a man of whims. #crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair. #I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore #he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner #and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World. #fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life? #Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense #atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined. #hawkeye mihawk #cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #cross guild #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #op

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

#my art #one piece tag #zosan #if you've been here since 2012 then a) i'm sorry. thank you for your service. b) PLEASE have a Sensible Fucking Chuckle with me about this #honest to god the ufnniest possible thing that i personally could have done in the year 2023 #if you're wondering what happened in 2012 then please leave that stone unturned. tghank you #anyways this whole thing brings me INSURMOUNTABLE joy ask me any question about anyone and i am sure i will have an answer #we have meanings or reasons for just about everything visible here and uhhhhh soooo so so so much more (ask me questions.. ask me....) #fitting the general fuckbonkers insanity of one piece into a modern au was both challenging (fun!) and INCREDIBLY hilarious #giffy is the funniest fucking person on the planet for coming up with half the situations that we shoved everyone into #(i did these in.. october i think?? maybe earlier? during the time i limited myself to sketches only) #tattoo au tag

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #shut up vic #block game brainrot #their dynamic is among the best things to have come out of this #and genuinely it was the thing that got me into qsmp in the first place #((even tho i only dove in for real after flippa was gone LMFAO)) #also shoutout to cellbit losing his shit when slime says me-WH*RE? #oh and for absolute clarity that ain't my tiktok lmao #probably obvious but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's 3:30 am i like to be Certain #i missed this live because LITERALLY I WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR FROM A SHOPPING TRIP EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED #i am being so serious like i looked over my sibling's shoulder like 'so how are awards?' and there's FUCKING MARIANA #AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS HAPPENED DURING THEIR PURGATORY INTERACTION TOO #I WALKED IN FROM BEING OUT RIGHT AS FUCKING SLIME AND MARIANA WERE GOING TO SPAWN TO MEET #SO I CAUGHT PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT #basically what i'm taking from this is i need to go out more often bc they have a tendency to exist together when i touch grass for reasons #that are not 'going to my job' #long tags #i'm not at the mariana convo in my rewatch yet so i may or may not have more to say when i hit that #but yea was thinking about it #this is the qsmp at its finest >:D its most base form #sillies being sillies together who might never have met otherwise >:D

[squish--squash]

It's not that hard once you get used to it!

#squish does art #a compilation of the funniest responses I get when I mention in my art posts that I'm drawing via phone #I'm ngl people losing their shit over it is the main reason I mention the phone thing IT'S SO FUNNY

[moeblob]

I am not taking any corrections on any of this. Felix just wants to play fighting games on stream and give his opinions when not streaming.

(I have ideas for Caspar, Annette, Leonie, and Yuri as well but that will have to wait. but now you know why I couldn't JUST post two of the Faerghus Four yesterday. They are a complete set.)

#fe three houses #sylvain jose gautier #ingrid brandl galatea #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #felix hugo fraldarius #streamer au as if there isnt enough #thats gonna be the actual tag if i ever use it again just bc i know there are probably a million streamer aus #for so many fandoms and i dont wanna be a bother to any of them so.... making mine long as usual #dimitri will join voice call while watching ingrid play her survival games and talk about random things with her #he doesnt play though he just talks to her and they have some of the funniest banter and the chat loves dimitri #thats just a guy theyve never seen they just know hes dimitri thats him thats the guy #and ingrid and sylvain team up to do chaotic plays in multiplayer stuff to be menaces #which is the only reason sylvain bought a game was to be a menace with ingrid

[beanghostprincess]

Franky assuming Sanji and Usopp are dating when he sees them interact for the first time is hilarious but makes sense since at the moment he has only seen Sanji being extremely protective of Usopp. Law assuming Sanji and Usopp are dating is just based on seeing them argue and act like a married couple the very second they reunite in Wano, and I think that's what true love looks like.

#franky: ah yes they're dating. there's no other reason why somebody would be so protective and furious something something #law the second he sees them yell at each other: okay so are these two fucking or? #funniest thing ever if nobody like. tells them the truth. they still think usopp and sanji are dating #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #franky one piece #trafalgar law

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

toilet paper delight

#i know it's a stupid toy but the dogs playing with the toilet paper is the funniest thing to me for some reason #wobble of the day #wobbledogs

[klanced]

I still have no idea how Veracxa actually played out in the show but I’m enamored by the idea that the team spends years fighting like the bitchiest most tenacious most androgynous lesbian ever. And then she becomes Lance’s sister-in-law.

#veracxa #voltron #I’ve always thought of Acxa as being almost like Jessie from pokemon in that she’s Always Fucking There #meaning like the team goes anywhere and then acxa is just There as well for some reason #keith goes to the farmers market planet. he reaches for some space peaches only for acxa to grab them first. #she’s literally there by complete coincidence and then 5 minutes later she's sets the market on fire and nearly killed keith three times #I think Acxa and keith would have the funniest in-law dynamics #because Acxa is the closest keith thinks he has ever felt to being attracted to a woman (because Acxa looks like a twink) #and then likewise keith is the closest thing axca has ever felt to comphet (this is her first time experiencing a Warrior’s Bond) #shitpost #axca

[starlight-eclipsed]

The vulnerability makes him twitchy. “…Hi, Twilight. You look a little less like shit since last I saw you.”

Art for chapter 17 of A Dark Among the Lights by LuckyLectio on AO3. A story in which everyone is happy to stop and talk through their problems without running away or anything silly like that :D

#file name: autodefenestration has failed me #adatl #my art #dark link #lu twilight #time is there too but i'm not counting that #i have drawn shirtless twilight far more than i ever thought i would #Dark's anatomy is annoying in this but whatever #the funniest thing about this last chapter is that i had just climbed out a window irl to avoid an awkward conversation #(people thought I had already left and were talking about me) #unlike Dark however I was on the first floor #thus making my actions perfectly reasonable

[tatonslice]

yeah i think im stuck here now. this is not good for me

#thanks tox aka chsedwithacap for that last one #for reasons that might doxx me #i have very strong feelings towards the culturally insensitive surfer man #its very clamplicated. okay #the rhonda thing is probably the funniest flipline shitpost ill ever make #i got all freezer deluxe acheivements and started playing bakeria. got to rank 33. fun #ok how tag this #papa louie #flipline studios #flipline fanart #flipline captain cori #flipline robbie #flipline xandra #flipline rhonda #flipline kingsley #flipline gremmie #flipline kahuna #taton's art #injury cw #....probably #idk #ask to tag i suppose. mostly for the getting stung by water stuff image

[utilitycaster]

WAIT finishing up The Name and uhhhhhh more "entitled fans = kipperlily" validation re: the fact that two teachers are favoring and conspiring with the Rat Grinders and somehow that doesn't count, and also, THEY'RE TRYING TO DISSOLVE THE SCHOOL AND TELEPORT THE ENTIRE TOWN BECAUSE THEY'RE MAD SOMEONE ELSE IS MORE POPULAR AND YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE REHABILITATED?

#d20 tag #the FUNNIEST thing to me tbh #is that the bad kids legitimately did not realize kipperlily existed and hated them until this year. #like i'm not defending your high school bully or whatever but if your response to someone or thing being more popular #is resentment and violence instead of getting over it or leaving if it's untenable? there's a reason people don't like you. it's bc you suc #the rat grinders could have EASILY been like. the seven. another cool group of people doing their own slightly less famous thing. #but NO they had to MURDER PEOPLE FOR THE RAGE GOD

[mygwenchan]

I honestly get the feeling that each character in Playboyy is living in a different genre: Prom lives in a cheesy romcom that has some spice, Nont is in a detective thriller, Zouey and Teena in a coming of age drama, Captain and Keen in a smutty high school flick ala American Pie, First and Soong in a psychological thriller, Porche and Jump in a romantic drama that has the "runaway" trope, Aob and Puen in a "he's a hitman, but falls in love and becomes soft" kind of action movie, Jason is the final boss in a gangster movie, Tutor has the investigative reporter snoops around and finds out genre, and Nuth and Phop are in an autobiography slice of life type of thingy. And the amazing thing is, when it all comes together it somehow still makes sense o.O

#it's a mess #but for some reason #it still works? #funniest thing for me is #when prom's romcom and nont's thriller clash XD #now what's left is the question: #which genre was nant? #a greek tragedy? a drama? a romance? #playboyy the series

[rollforjackass]

POV: you’re a bug living in questionably-human john constantine’s apartment (original panel, hellblazer #88)

#scopophobia / #eye contact / #SORRY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER DONE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER I CANT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT #Uncomfortably Spooky Constantine my beloved #'is he bothering u queen' #in my defense the original panel is not Less unnerving #rolling with ratblazer's yellow-ringed eye design for this shitpost it is my Favorite design for him #+ my own thing that his eyes reflect light at night like a cat's #john constantine #oxly hollers

[l-just-want-to-see]

still so funny to me that Heroes of Olympus ends with Jason absolutely ROASTING Zeus. That’s a feat even Percy strayed clear from

#I imagine percy thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world #He probably told Jason to be “careful of angering immortals. be reasonable here” #Percy: *wipes tear* the student has surpassed the master #Jason: WILL YOU SHUT UP #pjo hoo toa #jason grace #heroes of olympus #percy jackson

[radarchives]

Out of all the brothers, who do you think has the fattest ass?

no doubt that's gotta be beel

but also here's my ass ranking tierlist

#funniest thing was when i went to the tierlist maker this was already on there #meaning i must have started the ass tierlist for some other reason before #but I DONT REMEMBER DOING THAT #but also was disagreeing with myself so i had to make a few small changes #raphael is the only one who could technically be ranked up #the other ones i'm firm on #answers

[leslutdepointedulac]

Daniel (asking a serious, valid question):

can you look at crucifixes?

Louis: yes. In fact I love nothing more than staring at crucifixes. What a silly question. Next!

Daniel: can you turn into smoke?

Louis (gives the most unhinged answer you've ever heard): ...but also no, absolute bollocks. Jesus Christ, Daniel.

Daniel laughing uncomfortably

Louis: Daniel, what is it? You don't need to be shy around me. You can talk to me.

Daniel (blushing like crazy): so can you be staked or what?

Louis: fml. Obviously not Daniel. That's also a load of shit. Now shut up and smoke a cigarette.

#i always forget just how funny louis is during the interview #poor daniel he's asking perfectly reasonable questions #and here's louis shutting down every single one #also daniel blushing after louis says he doesn't need to be shy around him #and then he starts smiling like a schoolgirl at something utterly mundane as if louis' said the funniest thing ever #like damn girl #you gotta a crush or what? #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #interview with the vampire #iwtv #vampire chronicles #tvc #vc quotes