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me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

#writing #remember

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TOP SURGERY DATE SECURED GET THESE FREAKS OFFA ME

#oxly hollers #HAHAHAHHAA YESSSS

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Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Crosshair : Why? It was important.

Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.

#bad batch #star wars

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in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

#if there were a merciful god i would have city of demons constantine being flung off a trampoline

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Thinking about the tmagp 10 tape recorder click, Jon's healing abilities that were so strong he was physically unable to cut his finger off, and the ancient undying mindless archivists that roamed the sealed tombs of Alexandria and the panopticon

#STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol spoilers #jonathan sims

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My sweet princess.

#babygirl #rust cohle #true detective

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I know that "hello Jon, apologies for the deception" is like the LINE from tma 160 and for good reason it was fucking amazing. But the line that just *gets* me that i think back to all the time is this

Especially with Jons cry cackle afterwards. Like fuck everything truly did go *wrong* what a fucking banger of a final line to the season

#shaking like a purse chihuahua over this line always #the magnus archives spoilers #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood

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rust cohle, true detective (2014) / volition from disco elysium (2019)

#SOBBING THIS IS ALSO WHAT I THOUGHT OF WHEN I SAW THAT FINAL SCENE #true detective #rust cohle

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i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

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being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

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In many cultures, ethnic groups, and nations around the world, hair is considered a source of power and prestige. African people brought these traditions and beliefs to the Americas and passed them down through the generations.

In my mother’s family (Black Americans from rural South Carolina) the women don’t cut their hair off unless absolutely necessary (i.e damage or routine trimming). Long hair is considered a symbol of beauty and power; my mother often told me that our hair holds our strength and power. Though my mother’s family has been American born for several generations, it is fascinating to see the beliefs and traditions of our African ancestors passed down. We are emotionally and spiritually attached to our hair, cutting it only with the knowledge that we are starting completely clean and removing stagnant energy.

Couple this with the forced removal and covering of our hair from the times of slavery and onward, and you can see why so many Black women and men alike take such pride and care in their natural hair and love to adorn our heads with wigs, weaves, braids, twists, accessories, and sharp designs.

Hair is not just hair in African diaspora cultures, and this is why the appropriation and stigma surrounding our hair is so harmful.

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I get the feeling that Gertrude from your alive au would dispise cannon Jon. If they met I think it would end in bloodshed.

Jon's reaction would depend on which season we are talking about, but Gertrude's reaction would be the same

#fact #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #gertrude robinson

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She girlbossed too close to the sun

#the girlbosses never expect mr bonzo #gwen bouchard #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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what the fuck kind of sentence is this, what do you mean his teeth are not soft????

#wh. why would they put this #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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freddie lounds and maeve millay should explore each other’s bodies

i think will graham (nbc hannibal) and bernard lowe (westworld) should bare-knuckle brawl

#you love to see 2 girlbosses winning #oxly hollers

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

#yeah prev’s right #gary king

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likewise, frederick chilton and robert ford should kiss

i think will graham (nbc hannibal) and bernard lowe (westworld) should bare-knuckle brawl

#hated writing this but i stand by it #oxly hollers