#is so fkng funny

[toestalucia]

True King: Excluding Phantagrande and Nalhegrande, there are five other major skydoms. Kahlesgrande, Wahnungrande, Amahtgrande… Ecksegrande, and of course the Great Oarlyegrande Skydom. These five skydoms fall under the dominion of my Istavion Kingdom. Special skydoms such as Zega shall also be annexed when the time is right.

True King: A second tragedy like Ecksegrande must not be allowed a reprise.

Amar: Did my beloved really give his life to save you so you could turn out this way? White Knight: … Amar: I'll never forgive you nor the Ecksegrande war campaign. It wasn't the armies of the Otherworld that killed my beloved. At his wake, you said you'd inherit his will and sacrifice your heart and soul for the skies. You said, "I'll take back Ecksegrande from the Otherworld." Do you honestly believe you can fulfill that promise given your current circumstances?

Hailak: The invasion by the Otherworld occurred over ten years ago. Wouldn't that put the White Knight in his teenage years of younger? Anissida: I'm not sure if the seat had been passed down yet at the time. But a soldier did lay down his life to protect someone he thought absolutely had to be protected. That much is undisputed.

went to grab some of the zega mentions and,,,,,8-10 yrs ago,,,,,,,,,,,theres a Lot of plot points........viola&byleistr death...abel death (i think...<3 or was that ~5 yrs ago)....amars husband dying....ecksegrande being overtaken.......

#stardust speaking ! #gbf spoilers// #as much as i dislike counting the time like that im p sure captains dad leaving is around that time period too #hence why im rly leaning into that something happened that forced him to leave #'hehe i reached estalucia' iiii....................im waiting for u there.......... #the fact he was at edgelands...@_@ #viola&byleistr feels the most unrelated considering how they died but #byleistr has authorization of akasha #and luminary knights was supposed to be with erste werent they #the amount i think about msq vs gbf #also the start of nalhe. 'when it seemed like ud lead them to nalhe' n then crew getting scattered....lokiiiiiiiiiiiiii #actually i want a luminary knights anni #we know all of them now #n apollos 5* remains hilarious. bk&freesia inserting the black knight role w/out telling true king first #is so fkng funny #imma watch relink trailer again #srry for being like this this is what happens when we barely get yearly updates

[lunarcry]

tfw u send memes to kaitlyn and get overwhelmed with the urge to write misumi again

#stardust speaking ! #shakes the a3 scene can someone pick up banri cuz i think him & sakuya are so funny (also wnts to write sakuya again #naturally im a massive itaru & sakuya fan too cuz they are Excellent. gacha gamer finds the person with no1 gacha luck #re-experiencing a3 is ssoooo low on my to-do list when it comes to media atm but HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE A3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!! (breaks down crying) #still find it hilarious how much the a3-mhyk pipeline exists #it sounds so fkng ridiculous trying ti explain the scene where misumi gives izumi his triangle but IT RLY IS. SUCH AN EMOTIONAL SCENE <-cri

[moscowwitch]

Russia:*Speaking Chinese with China* USA:*Notices* After awhile USA: How many languages do you speak? I saw you speaking Chinese, it was so cool.

Russia: A few, thanks. USA: What are they, a few?

Russia: My, Yours, German, Chinese and some sentences from others. Usa: Pretty awesome. it is your hobby to learn languages or smthng? Russia: not such a hobby, but a necessity. USA: Don't get it. Russia: Then you don't need it. USA: Mmmkay.

After awhile Russia: *Speaking fluent French with Francis* USA: *Notices* Mmmm

After awhile

Russia: *Speaking Arabic with UAE*

USA: *Notices* Bitch, wtf. After awhile

Russia: *Speaking fluent Spanish with Mexico*

USA: *Notices* C"mon, dude, it is not funny.

After awhile Russia: *Watching anime without any subtitle* USA: Stop THIS JUST STOP. JUST TELL HOW MAN LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK, WITCH! Russia: I am not a witch, i told you already, you forgot? USA: You've never said about Japanese or arabic or French or EVEN FKNG SPANISH. I saw everything! You Are Walking Rosetta Stone! Just tell me the truth! Russia: No, i don't know Egyptian, just a few hyrogliphics. USA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

#hetalia #russia #anime #usa #character dialogue #humor #language #linguistics

[eqyerah]

My opinion on each zodiac signs !

Im a taurus asc scorpio imma be BLUNT HONEST :

• ⁠Aries : why u so mad for ? WHY YOU SO AGRESSIVE FOR ? we get it you’re the boss

• ⁠Taurus : the prettiest but calm down on YA FOOD BRO I GET IT YOU’RE HUNGRY BUT WE DONT HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR HELL TOO W YO DAMNASS ATTITUDE me to me in my head everyday

• ⁠Gemini : WHY YOU SO LOUD for WHERE U GOIN ? Stay here u double faced bitch 🤣 I LOVE YALL THO SO INTELLIGENT

• ⁠Leo : i mean yall are so beautiful okay but the fact that you know it that much.. CALM DOWN STEP OUT OF YOUR MF STAGE

• ⁠Cancer : baby u wont die if he didn’t text u back its okay u got plenty of others already waiting on your devils list Also can i have a hug ?

• ⁠Virgo : its ok boo you locked your door well babe no need to left your fkng work to go and make SURE ITS LOCKED DAMN Also u smell so good

• ⁠Libra : i mean just stop cmon do you know who you even are ? Cause u have different personalities for every fucking people u flirt with baby who is u ? I wont let u alone w ma men thooooo Also i like your style ma gawdhhhh

• ⁠Scorpio : pls mary me already, I’ll ask you to mary me if i ACTUALLY CAN FIND YOUR ASS WHY U HIDIN OBSERVING PEOPLE FROM THIS FAR AWAY ?! Why u got your sunglasses on in tha club tho babe its ok read ma soul cmon

• ⁠Sagitarius : ok i get it your the funniest lol i cant lie yall got me dead forreal, but u know its ok if u don’t cheat like dont worry babe

• ⁠Capricorn : bitch stop working ? GET U SOME DAMN FUCKING REST ? U actually so funny and cool when WE GET TO SEE U ONCE EVERY TEN YEARS

• ⁠Aquarius : Satan is that u ? Hey ? Hellooo ? Damn he left me on read. AGAIN BRO AGAIN EVEN SATAN SHOWS UP SOMETIMES WERE YALL AT DAMN

• ⁠Pisces : i lack water in my chart so im THIRSTY FOR YALL OKAY NOW SHUT UR LYING MOUTH UP BABE u were so cute and soft.. before ya opened ur mouth 🤣 what happened where u goinnnn? Okay they left the conversation already so can we talk about how they’re the best ? Cause i dont want them to know tho

I have mercury taurus im all about sarcasm now cancers dont come cryin as if i ruined your whole life in the comments please i have dinner

#astrology things #astro observations #astro #astro community #funny memes #zodiac memes #astrology #funny content #funny astrology #taurus #scorpio #aquarius #zodiac conversations #earth signs #virgo moon #ascendant #funny #birth chart #8th house #pluto in the 1st house #mentalwellness #sag rising #rising sign #storytelling #pisces #matrix #mystical #zodiac signs #archetypes

[grogusmum]

hi my love, for the ask game

40. 41. 42. 43. 😘

Thanks for playing with me Skye 💚

Favorite memory: hmmm I've shared this once before but it is a favorite memory

My sweet bride is trans, and when we met she was mostly presenting male (though this was before the term was coined, she identified as bi gender).

We had a mutual friend, that I had known since 1st grade, and she met in college.

We started hanging out as a group when they would come down from school and I became smitten while at a Renn Faire she was cute and funny… we went rock climbing that weekend too. Her college was an Outdoor Ed school and while home they got some new equipment at REI, including a new harness that buckled different than they were used to. So I got strapped into it and repelled down to where she was… I started to unbuckle but something wasn’t right, so she tried to help, our friend who had helped me into it had threaded the straps incorrectly, luckily it was stuck instead if me falling out of it, so anyway my honey was trying to work at it.

(At the time I didn’t not know I was bi, she is presenting male and I did know she was trans, my friend had told me)

So she is this outdoor ed major who is climbing, camping etc all the time … she was trim and strong, with an Adonis belt (a weakness of mine), and longish dark brown curls. She is standing inches from me, and tugging at these straps at my hips, pulling me closer, and the waistband of my jeans are kind of going with the harness so I can see right down my pants I was a little embarrassed, but other feelings were overriding the embarrassment (luckily I had some cute undies on) and I was assuming she could see too, but she was very polite because that was when she gets down on her knees in front me to work on this harness without looking straight down, I am literally holding her shoulders and her face is right at my belly… it was the hottest fkng thing that had ever freaking happened to me up to that point in my life.

She eventually gets it off me, she stands and we are just looking to each other, feeling the intimacy and tension on the moment then in unison we look up at the top of the rock and the friend who put me in the harness, I swear he was looking at us like ‘you’re welcome.’

Anyways she goes back up to school, and she was seeing someone so I knew nothing more was going to come of it…

Well, we have a few other weekends that we spend together with the group. Including coming out to me, and presenting femm and going for Chinese. She eventually breaks up with her girlfriend (gf was not okay with her being trans, was sneaking around with some other guy and my honey was beginning to like someone else- psst that me).

And she tells our mutual friend that she likes me and would she be like her 8th grade friend and ask me if I like her. And I told our friend to tell her I did.

Okay so this is all before email and cell phones, when we called on landlines we had to pay for long distance by the minute… so we wrote long hand-written letters, and sent them snail mail. And called once or twice a week, but we had to be careful with how long we talked.

Relationship status: married (a long long time!)

Favorite book(s): The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (Stephen King), We Have Always Lived in the Castle (Shirley Jackson), and a certain series that makes me sad now

Favorite song of all time: Maybe I'm Amazed (Paul McCartney)

#ask game

[reinabeestudio]

hi yomi i Just Found Out that eguchi takuya voices 💙 in pokemon origins

do you know who else in pokemon that's also voiced by eguchi takuya.

cheren. from the main animated series. fkng,, yeagh. hi. 🧍‍♂️

AHAHAHAHAHAHJSDBFDJSF OH WE ARE SEIYUU-IN-LAW THATS SO FUNNY 🤝 funnie blue guys connecting us

#ive only watched pokemon in spanish but still insane #like brock in origins is voiced by sugita (joseph joestar) #blue has also been voiced by fukuyama aka fuckin draluc + ichimatsu + etc (iconic seiyuu ☝) #and u got red voiced by boruto's dad in origins (junko takeuchi) #i love the world of seiyuu its so much fun AHAHAHDSFJK #ask #syxeye #i think currently older blue is voiced byyyyy ryota osaka?? bennet in genshin impact (jap dub) #alas idk much about that seiyuu. i think he was the main guy in ace of diamond as well (never watched it)

[landograndprix]

Hi!!! older girl anon who get back to school this year, here. How to feel SO OLD in a second? Hear me out ! My teacher asked us, as a homework to give him a song we listened in a loop when we were teenagers…. So for me, it's Mr.Brightside (The Killer) or Chelsea Dagger (The Fratellis) or even I Just Wanna Live (Good Charlotte)… but I'm in class with people who's Lando's age… and their teenages songs are Blank Space (Taylor Swift), Break Free (Ariana Grande), Hotline Bling (Drake)….and someone told me that her teenage song was High on Life by Martin Garrix (Fkng 2018 !!!!! do you hear me?!). I swear that when I heard this, I wanted to cry like : wait, what?!? I swear it was such a generation shock for me, i felt SO OLD and at the same time it was funny. bitter but funny

...and here I am with my britney spears, nsync, backstreet boys, Coldplay and my mp3 player full of 00's songs. Girl I was bopping my head to evacuate the dance floor by cascada and tik tok by kesha while in some teen club and you're telling me, while I got drunk on dance festivals with high on life and all that there were teens listening to it and making that their throwback teen song? 😭 girl, now I feel old..like I knew I was getting older but damn 😭

[cgogs]

Out of all the possible ppl in this fandom to he jealous of im so fkng jealous that i cant be friends with foolish likenif i had to pick a guy to be my bestie itd be him hes just so. Funny and kind and easy to banter with LIKEEEEE WHY CANT TINA BE MEEEEE

[awesamcozy]

It was so fkng funny i got that anon linking me to the thread and i was listenjng to roadtrip and i had to turn it off incase it was serious business and then it was just an indeed review so now im back to looping that shit 😤

[ca-suffit]

I feel bad for the people who thought the fandom would be different because half the cast is black and brown,asian...I don't even really blame the writers of the show but rather the fandom, if your fandom is predominantly white there will inevitably be this kind of problems.

My advice to people who are fed up,is to be careful who you follow,it would be tempting to follow the big accounts but trust me you will get disappointed at some point and ruin your expect with the show.

what's weird is that....there aren't even popular white ppl here rn anyways (except some artists)? like the og fandom *was* mostly white women all around, so it made sense why some ppl would luv to be the token black or brown friend. but there's nobody in the show fandom like that? so idk who all this is for. we didn't have to be here at all. idgi. it's a bunch of ppl who ig wish they were white who like to fuck with mostly black fans and then pretend they're not doing that, all because they need to feel smart and popular while mostly being middle aged lol. the ppl who refuse to talk about race on the show that centers race and say it's everyone else who is the problem. literally most ppl in the tags. u see them instantly bcuz they can't answer a question without being condescending. like who tf are u even talking to? there's always some mysterious "they." idk their lives must be rly fucking depressing to need this kind of empty validation tbh.

I also think it's funny how most of the shit I got was meant to make me feel bad bcuz I'm "not" popular, yet there's def been ppl showing up more in the tags just bcuz of me lol. white fandom has to protect its own so when they feel certain ppl are getting heat, they start pretending that person is *also* popular. or the person starts posting more in general. I like watching them do predictable shit bcuz my asks are real and it scares them lol. they have nothing to attack me with, despite all the threats that they tried, so they're trying to increase their numbers. it's so fkng pathetic lol. it's so bland too, like u can see why they feel threatened bcuz their topic range is shit for a show that's got so many layers.

#asks #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire amc #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #fandom racism

[toestalucia]

>gran, lu woh &co are in another room

>lu woh uses his portal to the kitchen

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#stardust speaking ! #gbf spoilers #LAUGHI)NG CUZ WHAT THE HELL. JUST WALK? THEYRE THIS STRESSED? #i will say i enjoy how while it sets up for a misunderstanding situation. none of them actually misunderstands. LMFAO #except sturm ig but even there................... #bai & huang are so funny LOLLLLL lu woh taking it so srsly too. i know in my heart gran is laughing at that situation. the immediadate #nickname. mein gott #anytime bai appears. ever since the sandal projecting onto her and she sitting there like ??????????? ive been like. id write u #silly little tiger #LIKE THAT SCENE WAS SOOOOOOOOOO ancient primal tries to relate to a 12yo. so fkng funny i want more of that

[lunarcry]

I just want to smile with my companions all the time Although I have no companions to do that with

im unwell

#stardust speaking ! #something something wondershow #do u rmbr that trailer for jp a while back where they forgot to put the x in the logo #and ppl were LOSING it #into 'oh. it was a mistake<3' #so fkng funny #i was initially a bit Hrm about pinocchio getting 3 songs in one song update but this cover was so good that i forgive them #still havent read the event but i Did see a rui screenshot about emu so i Do have a emu post in my head #feat. akira & gran so u can guess the subject cuz ive talked about it like. twelve times

[flovverworks]

im not a figaro writer enougyh to truly talk about but its so fkng funny cuz chroms feelings toward figaro feels so DIFFERENT compareed to everyone elses? the clowning, the comfort, the scolding, shino who can tell figaros strong, the non-sage wizards who Does know figaro revering him ('lord figaro' 'call me doctor figaro' 'lord figaro' '._.')...figaro who dislikes that (the way faust was different cuz it didnt feel like he was just after his knowledge etc<-very simplified i need to reread figaros pov)

then theres chrom '(horrified) i have something in common w figaro?!?!' LIKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE its so funny. so silly. so refreshing for figaro too probably <-since figaro very much Wants new reactions & to Not be treated like he has throughout him growing up and after

#stardust speaking ! #figaros rly interesting to me squeezes him #ill come back this someday when my heads more calm

[justcallmealt]

I physically can't grind anymore mirror dungeon

Maybe my precious sinners little underleveled (only Faust like 29 lvl and others ≈26)

Kromer kicked me so many times. Why are your first phase is so fkng hard?

If you didn eat Don before you went on like, well, 100 hp? But NO 450 hp + Don (mvp with Faust and Heathcliff. And a little Mersault. This French is so weak. But e.g.o....)

You can one shot Sinclair at 1 (!) FUCKING ATTACK.

Please. Let me out of this to the end.

Also funny note: when my sinners corroded they attacked ONLY enemies. Even Doomsday calendar Sinclair. BUT WHEN I WAS TOO DISTRACTED AND LET AUTO PICK MIND WHIP on Ismael... Well, maybe Mersault did something. Or it was prophecy how he'll be in the Kromer fight.

Help.

[lavmirio]

It’s happening again I’m getting attached to a person who doesn’t like me half the amount I like them lmaoooooo what’s new 😩😩😩. And they’re just moving on from their ex lmaoooo what could go wrong🤪🤪🤪🤪 literally what the hell like I don’t understand how I always get involved with people like that😭😭😭there’s literally a pattern and idk why lmaoo I’m just so done it’s so funny me , I wanna cry ahah, and they LITERALLY TOLD ME THEY DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON MEEEE bc they’re moving on WHAT LIKE , I thought we had a thing lol silly dumb little meeee ahahahahah , I’m gonna fkng kms this is so embarrassing LOLLLLL

#love relationship #romance

[clone-bar-79s]

I wonder if Ridley Scott's blame on social media or millennials or whoever else it was, for the flop of the Last Duel, also applies to the Academy for not getting a single nomination.

#the last duel #ridley scott #i just find his blame so funny #how abt you dont make movies abt women being assaluted #and try another fkng story for once #idiot