#is he really a GILF tho?

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Ngl wasn’t expecting the werewolf GILF

#shitpost #shitposting #hi fi rush #hifi rush #chai hi fi rush #hi fi rush roquefort #roquefort #chai #is he really a GILF tho? #dude is probably like early 40’s #Roquefort really looked at Kale in his fucking EYES- ON HIS DEATH BED- and said make me my fursona #BOLD ASF NGL #wish i could do that #OMG HE’S THE SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY FURRY #or they were going for the whole wolf of wall street thing but I think furry is funnier #hi fi rush spoilers #I spent well over an hour making this and that’s embarrassing #haha btw if you someone found this from my main I promise I can draw better 😭 #oh yeah I’m an artist btw🤷🏾‍♀️ #there’s nothing there for you FURRY

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be polluting this fandom even further with my bullshit but seeing Dasein stand up for himself to those world heads was hot as fuck bro...

#dasein wouldnt want my ass on novus just because of how i am LMFAOOO #wallaru spoilers #wizard101 spoilers #THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT BRO LIKE YALL GOTTA HEAR ME OUT OKAY YIU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO ENME #real talk tho im so happy dasein got the support and wisdom he needed from us and the other bros in the walkabout thing #havent finished the stream yet i rushed to tumblr as soon as dasein said “no i dont think they will.” LIKE HELLO?????? #a multidimensional eldritch GILF who threatens colonizers with the threat of world destruction is so sexy........ #ladies gays and theys. get you a man who will kill the rich #i.... really am built incorrectly LMFAO #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #dasein #text posts #one day you all will tire of me. i will keep pushing my limits. /j

[cream-stew]

hi there, someone who's been reading your stuff for a while here and finally wants to request something <3

perhaps could you do a softdom top childe with a sub bottom amab reader? and perhaps if you could, maybe do a chubby reader if you can? otherwise its fine if you rather not !!

i want him to spoil me and praise me and just be his sweet darling tbh childe is so. Wa.

side note i was considering asking for this with pierro instead because i like.. dilfs? Gilfs?? but seeing as he's on your maybe list i decided to ask for something else for now <3 if by chance you would write something like this with pierro, would you? if you would perhaps ill put in another request later on!! thank you ♡

🔞minors dni

warnings: amab reader, praise kink, oral, thigh fucking, anal sex, pet names (darling)

// note: I really liked this prompt so I decided to do both childe and pierro <3 idk if it comes across well that reader is chubby bc I usually don't describe reader a lot so I didn't really know how to add it in a way that seemed natural sorry!! lmk if you want me to re do this

childe: he loves getting you all desperate and needy for his cock, trailing wet kisses all over your body, down your throat, chest, belly, until he reaches your hard cock and takes it in his mouth, keeping his spoiled darling busy while he fingers you open, pumping in and out of your hole over and over until you're ready for his massive cock. you're begging him to keep going, to curl his fingers just so, and he does everything you ask, never leaving a plea unfulfilled. he's careful not to let you cum so soon tho, he has to little patience for you to get hard again to fuck you. luckily for you, he's quick to swap his four fingers with his cock, so you don't even have the time to whine about feeling empty ! he starts fucking you hard and fast right from the start, making the headboard slam on the wall every time he plunges his cock back into your asshole, stretching it to the limit and aiming for your prostate with incredible precision. he keeps going until you cum with a pleased moan, and only then slows down a little bit, not wanting too overstimulate his poor darling <3

pierro: you look up at him with teary eyes, hoping to trick him into fucking you for real, but he just coos at you as he keeps pumping his cock in between your thick thighs, all wet with lube and his precum, grazing your own desperate cock just in passing. "shh, there's no need to rush, my darling", he soothes you as he leans down to press a kiss to your forehead, laughing at the way you pout in response. "so spoiled" he scolds you gently, but he finally relents: you are spoiled but it's his fault. he leans away and lifts your legs, his strong hands gripping under your knees, presenting your already stretched asshole. he shifts his grip so that he's holding both of your legs with just one hand, and the other guides his cock into you, sinking in so so slowly and dragging a desperate moan out of you. he never picks up his pace, but you're too close already to complain, you just whimper and babble his name over and over until you're cumming over your belly and tearing up again, overcome with pleasure.

#genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #childe x reader #childe smut #pierro x reader #pierro smut

[clownsuu]

Clown, in all honesty I followed you for Robbie and Howdy content, but I GOTTA KNOW ABOUT DR STONE FACE

U CONVERT ME INTO A GILF ENJOYER NOW A REFERENCE SHEET IS MANDATORY. (no pressure tho teehee (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡)

LMAOOO IM SHOCKED SO MANY OF YA’LL EVEN LIKE HIM UDGDHDHD an old man goober- a real ol fard smhhh

I currently do not have the energy to make a proper reference but for now heres some old drawings I have that work enough!

Cw poorly drawn gun

That’s mostly it LMAO (last three being mob version) but here’s some important details about him so I guess you can call this a mini master post about him-

-He’s an agender aro/ace (goes by he/they but mostly prefers masculine pronouns-)

-he is Frank’s grandfather(?????????????) (it’s a touchy subject he doesn’t wanna get into it and nor does Frank)

-he doesn’t live in welcome home (he’d be more considered a guest character that would randomly show up in a episode for shids n giggles

-he N E V E R smiles nor takes off his glasses (nobody really knows what he looks like under em)

-he doesn’t know who tf Robbie is (or Dusty)

mob version:

-He works outside of the mob as a lone wolf, but does sell his goods to them

-he is NOT part of the mob (so he’s not missing an eye or anything)

-he cares more about frank in this version than the normal one (shocking- but barely noticeable)

-hates Mob Rob with a burning passion (never met Dusty)

#O man dr stone can get his own tag now real??? #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home frank #frank frankly #dr stone face

[shentheauthor]

I cannot resist, but headcanons on the Harbingers' types? Like what they would like in a S/O? 🤭

Crabsolutely, friend

Gender neutral s/o, no content warnings

Pierro:

Someone calm

Preferably smart too

Like someone he can play chess with

And just drink tea quietly with

This man needs some peace in his life lmao

Please braid his hair, he is touch starved and needs affection, but he’s old and he can’t say it out loud

Capitano:

Someone who can protect themself

He will def protect you, but when he isn’t there, he wants to know you’ll be safe

Also, he would love a sparring partner as well as a romantic one

If you can keep up with him, color him impressed

I also feel like he isn’t much of a talker, so if you’re cool with just hanging out in silence, he will be drawn to you

Dottore:

A test subject /j

It would actually probably start out that way 😭😭

If you can hold an intelligent conversation and keep him amused, tho, he will stop trying to experiment on you

He will explode with joy if you ask him about his work

And if you listen and remember what he says? Whipped

Basically a good listener and someone who doesn’t mind his psychopathic tendencies lmao

Hell if you’re a bit of a murderous gremlin yourself, he’ll be even more into you

Bc then you can do horrible fucked up experiments ✨together✨

Columbina:

Someone cute who can sing duets with her

She wouldn’t mind whether you’re loud or quiet

She can put up with both

She isn’t super picky about partners, but a good singing voice is a green flag for her

She’d already be intrigued if you aren’t afraid of her, but if you don’t underestimate her either, you’ve definitely got an interested columbina on your hands

Arlecchino:

Probably someone interested in her work

She has high standards tho

Good listener, can cook, willing to adjust your schedule for her, good with kids, but also willing to harshly punish subordinates, etc

She wants someone like her

But maybe a bit nicer lmao

Pulcinella:

Like Pierro, he prefers quiet people

Someone willing to help him deal with stress without adding onto that stress

Also he wants someone good with kids

He will bring his partner with him to visit family and friends, so a social person is better

Just someone he can be quietly domestic and soft with

Gilf moment Fr

Scaramouche

I’m never gonna stop including him and Signora

Anyway tho, he wants someone quiet, but he will actually be somewhat pleasantly surprised if you talk back to him

You’d have to be careful, but he will like you if you can keep up with his rudeness and clap back without fear

Bonus points if you’re strong. He doesn’t want to “coddle” his partner, so he wants someone who can take care of themself

He would also want someone who can read him well. Understanding his moods is a must.

It’s hard to get him to open up, but he would really want someone willing to love him completely without leaving him

Abandonment issues go brrr

Sandrone:

A puppet

Like literally

But if she had to choose a partner who is a normal human, she would want someone who doesn’t care if she’s possessive

She is kind of a yandere, so if you’re into that, she is into you

Bonus points if you’re willing to cook for her

She forgets to eat a lot, and someone who takes care of her would be appreciated

Also, if you’re interested in her work

The way to an autistic’s heart is through the special interest /srs

Signora:

Someone who will love her unconditionally

Someone who doesn’t treat her like a monster

Someone who isn’t afraid of her

She would also love someone strong and smart

Preferably witty too

Like if she can have a healthy banter with you

Her type is Rostam, but if you aren’t Rostam, that’s ok

A strong and protective partner is perfect for her

She can take care of herself just fine, but the feeling of being cared about is unmatched

I miss her so much raaaahhhh

Pantalone:

He would want someone who lets him spoil them

Genuinely

He will lavish you with gifts if you will let him

ALSO, intelligence is a must

He doesn’t have patience for dull conversation

If finances bore you, he actually doesn’t mind

He knows everyone is different

As long as you don’t steal from him, he won’t care

Someone who cares enough to help him de-stress after work is a green flag

He would also love it if you can cook or sew, and is actually open to learning your hobbies if they interest him

Please play board games with him, he’d be so happy

Also he wants a good listener who will hear him ramble without complaining

Tartaglia:

Do you like kids?

Are you open to learning to cook?

Can you spar with him and provide a challenge?

If the answer to all of these questions is “yes,” congrats, you are exactly his type

He doesn’t care much about looks, he really just wants someone who’s fun and loves his family

Extroverts are perfect for him

He would prefer a partner who’s okay with drinking, bc Snezhnaya go brrr (literally)

But if you aren’t comfortable with that, that’s okay

Definitely the most fun to be with if you’re outgoing, so he would want you to be adventurous too

He would also like talkative people, bc then he can listen to you ramble <3

Rule #1 tho: don’t be afraid of him. Treat him like a person, not a weapon

He doesn’t mind being a weapon, but if his partner is soft with him and doesn’t demand anything, that is ideal

I love him sm

I love doing these lmao. It’s kinda cringe, but it’s self indulgent and I like exploring their characters like this

I’m probably gonna create an ask blog specifically for this sometime soon

#genshin impact #harbinger headcanons #Shen’s headcanons #fatui x reader #fatui harbingers #Pierro #capitano #Dottore #columbina #Arlecchino #pulcinella #Scaramouche #Sandrone #Signora #Pantalone #Tartaglia #genshin x reader

[chiralcrystallization]

Theory Time..!!!

*insert Conspiracy String Board Meme*

Higgs :

Lets be real....this mofo is going to be Higgs...

We know Higgs saw everything in Amelie and was her proud lil lap dog in the first game

She gave him a false sense of Purpose so in my eyes it makes sense thar after she disappeard with her world destroying duty unfullfilled, that he picks up on that.

"I want to be a god like her, I am the bringer of extincion, I finish what she started"

He Obsesses over Amelie and his pov of her trying to become what he things she was...

We know that Higgs likes to obsess over things (fragile back then, Sam...)

so it makes total sense for me...

Fitting to his god Motive he rebuilds his old fraction but this time its going to be a Cult

Probably an Doomsday Apocalypse type of Cult with him as religious "godlike" Centerpiece and bringer of destruction yadda yadda...

Maybe even trying to convince his followers that HE is Amelie

....and i think those two compared pics have something onto him...

Idk Why the name is APAC but the logo for sure gives me some religious and cult like vibes if you leave the official name away

Well..

What does Higgs need to fully capture Amelies being and Life ..?

To fully transform into her Mentally?

Louise:

A Child of course...

And what child does he know and maybe is the reason all his world destruction plans failed?

Lou

How can he make Sam repay what he did to him, How can he revenge Fragile and make them all suffer the best way?

Taking Lou

I dont think lou Dies in that sequence , but gets kidnapped by Higgs...

We can Hear Troy Baker sing Lous Lullaby in the Trailer and tbh ? It gave me an off feeling...., it was lacking warmth....love....and overall heart like the original..

A comment by Tumblr User @headlessstar gave me the final push beliving that higgs took lou as sort of revenge against Sam and co

A mocking version of that song connecting Sam and his love for his Daughter just makes sense

I Remember a post some way back comparing Elle Fannings mocab Poses to Lou in her pod...wich makes me sure that elle might play a grown up version of Louise..

Wich would explain Sams visual change because years have gone by on his probably search for his daughter...

If Lou was kidnapped with 2... and grows up at least 15-20 years will pass and our dilf turns into a gilf

FRAGILE still looks unchanged tho..., but maybe that has something to do why she got her youthfull body back...

Maybe now she cannot age annymore at all..

ANNYWAYS

Lou growing up with higgs would also explain Kojimas Marketing poster questioning Elle in big letters " WHO AM I " and Norman asking himself " WHY ME "

Because of course our big Himbo daddy cant think of anny reason why someone would be after him and i love him for that...

Back to the Poster ...a kidnapped Lou also explains Leas Lettering of " How Come ?" Asking herself how the fuck she could let that happend in the first place

CONCLUSION:

I think Ds2 is going to be about Lou,

who grew up with higgs in a doomsday cult asking herself who she really is and where she comes from,

Because she feels that she belongs somewhere else...

Fragile trying to make up what she did to Sam...loosing his Daughter and Sam trying to find Lou at all costs..

I have no Clue what the other actors are about...

How NWR is involved...

What is about Deadman or Heartman...

But i think i Connected the most important Dots so far!!!!

Pls tell me your Opinion on my Brainbarf

#death stranding #death stranding 2 #ds2 #kojima productions #hideo kojima #sam porter bridges #higgs monaghan #baby lou #fragile express #goty #i will check typos later...my apology i typed this mess on my phone for like 1 1/2 hours

[running-with-the-feels]

Hiii can you give us more headcanons about golden days au and dilf? Gilf? Kuai and hanzo thx 😔🤲🏻

Sure!

Hanzo and Kuai Liang have a little cabin in the woods somewhere, and it's location is the defenders' most tightly kept secret

They do still live at the Shirai Ryu and Lin Kuei temples, but only for a couple months out of the year, mainly to stay close to their kids and help out with their training

They end up travelling a lot too, exploring the world and enjoying just existing as normal people

This leads to them taking each other back to their childhood homes and showing each other where they came from

When visiting Hanzo's hometown in Hokkaido, they run into his younger sister Hana who is overjoyed to see him again after all these years (they haven't seen each other since Hanzo was disowned) and they end up reconnecting

Hana and Kuai Liang get along really well and Hanzo almost regrets introducing them

almost

Frost and Takeda bring the grandkids to visit often and Hanzo is the most doting and indulgent grandfather the world has ever seen

Not that Kuai Liang is much better, but he's at least a bit more subtle about it

Still spoils them rotten tho

That's all I got atm, lemme know if y'all want more

#golden years au #kuai liang #hanzo hasashi #subscorp #mortal kombat 11

[yallemagne]

I just want you to know that I go stare at your pinned post of the drawing of Jonathan and the moth, like, every other day. It just stirs up feelings that I don't really have a name for, but I am obsessed.

Also, I know you didn't want to make young Dracula hot, but I'm sorry, he's hot. XD

You don't know how much this means to me <;333. Link.

I'm always so happy when I get comments on thaaaat. One day I need to make the whole thing wagh. I especially like people who like the moth because I had to draw Jonathan's whole face and then cover it up twice, and that is my level of dedication to the Moth Jonathan Metaphor established by Orice.

I had to search for my tirade. First off, I didn't say I didn't want to make him hot. That's not the conundrum. I said he straight-up wasn't hot to me.

I TOLD Y'ALL. I told y'all that you would be attracted to cringe Mephistopheles-core Dracula. And wow, he's not even as attractive as I could force him to be. I drew him with short hair. Some people still draw de-aged Drac with long hair, but I just personally think he's a man who makes bad decisions. Jonathan is 2 parts horror, 1 part "oh... you cut your hair? meh."

I knew the whole time I was drawing that people would find the younger Dracula attractive (possibly hotter than the GILF), and that's just knowledge I would have to live with. It's not actually an issue tho, just means that more people are possibly coming back to it bc they want to jump that man's creaky bones... wait... do his bones even creak anymore?

#update #people ask me things #dracula #his hair is like half of his sexiness I just?? also the wrinkles *please* #we solve this issue by sexualizing Renfield in his stead #count dracula #bluecatwriter #orice

[ad0rechuu]

plz share ur thoughts on the other obey me chars👀

hey anon i wasn’t sure what you meant by other obey me characters so i decided to just give a small example of how i feel about different characters in order of my ranking. i hope this is what you meant and feel free to send me asks again <33

Mammon. — you give me a guy that is the black sheep of his family and i don’t know how to act …there is just something about guys that know nothing but love you and be a problem

Thirteen. — women Women WOMEN WOMEN!!! do have i to say any more just her, i want her to do things to me that i cannot discuss (would be 1 of i knew more abt her)

Lucifer (interchangeable with luke). — he’s the epitome of girl dinner how could i not want this traumatized ass man i think it’s the daddy issues

Luke (interchangeable with luci). — he’s my son, my sunshine, i would burn all the three realms down for him but most of all he’s a hater and i love that

Solomon. — i have to be honest he didn’t stand out to me until the later parts of omswd but once he became mcs mentor i really i needed a piece of that gilf

Simeon. — he’s sweet, kind, intelligent, loyal, selfless, has no dislikes and is a great parent, what’s not to like about this silly lil guy (also i don’t know why but something deep and dark inside of me wants me to see him as a yandere)

Satan. — him and me share an affection for cats (and dogs on my part) that goes so deep i can’t explain it and his growth just makes me really proud)

Asmodeus (interchangeable with belphie) — sure he gets on my nerves sometimes but in a hot way like one sided enemies to lovers however most this i adore him and he’s the only brother supportive of my poly play style

Belphegor (interchangeable with asmo). — this guy gives yandere like no other and i dig it, he’s mentally unstable im mentally ill and i need him in the most toxic way possible

Beelzebub (interchangeable with diavolo). — listen beel is my beloved, he’s my pookie bear, he’s so kind and caring but there are times i just feel more platonic affection (v rarely)

Diavolo (interchangeable with beel). — something about big strong powerful men with the personality of a baby girl (if he was an idol he’d be wonho)

Barbatos. — i can look past that ugly fucking hair cut but he rejected me once in the third part of omswd and i never truly been able to forgive him, still i like him a lot especially his beef with rodents and solomon, he can take care of me too ;) i think it’s the mommy issues

Leviathan. — i know a lot of people were offended by my placement of him but hear me out, i can handle him being cringy and fanboying i think that’s cute but i dont understand his hatred of ‘normies’ just let ppl enjoy stuff dude!! (i LOVE it when he gets flustered tho)

Raphael. — i realized he’s annoyingly loyal to the celestial realm and i kinda respect that because he clearly cares a lot abt the brothers and the angels, he’s just somewhat of putting in a way that makes me want make out with him

Mephistopheles. — gonna be honest with yall i did NOT like this motherfucker at first, his design is gorgeous but boy he’s a bitch but then the last few lessons happened and i’ve seen him in a new light, it’s official i like him now!

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

CERBERUS AND MC, fuck everyone else

#ad0rechuu — games #ad0rechuu — asks #anon <3 #obey me #obey me ranking #obey me swd #obey me fandom #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me shall we date #obey me game #obey me!

[nartblartmallcop]

RIP to my dhmis fixation, lets honor it with a bunch of stuff i made and either wanted to pretty up some more or add more pics to before posting but now thats not happening

first off some things that i dont think really need an explanation

first quick sketches of other arts that i just really like and wanted to keep (yea the playlist icons started out as pics for selected red vox songs for each of them)

roy at the very moment where he realises the nature of the world he's in. shortly after this he turns into a gangly beast

pic based on the INCREDIBLE fic "Three Friends, Three Foes, Three Names They'll Never Know" by Eliza Farrow, specifically the quote "Red is love, and rage, warmth and war, luck and passion. Everything was there, under a thick plastering of apathy, his feelings tangled and violent like storms within clouds." from chapter 2 (i actually wanted to draw many things based on moments from the fic because it REALLY sparked my inspo when reading it)

i looked up different hairstyles you can do with freeform dreadlocks like the ones i gave radley and i had way more styles i wanted to do, but these two on their own are also nice

my take on that AU concept where yellow has to dad the other two

was thinking about how naive all three of them actually are and had the idea of an AU where all three of them are children. it would make no sense but thats not what its about it was all about the cute kiddo designs

i actually spent a good few weeks fighting the internal battle of my fucking life on if i would maybe want to change my human designs for radley and quentin cause i felt like the ones here would fit their puppets' appearances better, but i had already grown so attached to my original designs,,, it was a struggle

also my take on the "who used the chainsaw" discourse

quentin would fuck his boss for a promotion. if he hadn't freaked out about how he was brainwashed he would have gone for the gilf

humanization take on duck putting the smallest toast in the toaster: just busting out a flamethrower

radley fighting quentin's internalised racism AND homophobia in one swift sentence

a silly idea i had for a claire humanisation. didnt go with it but the concept is hilarious to me. she just has horns

so the idea i had for the tourism teacher oc (that i didnt make) was that they take the gang to germany for some jokes a la "wow this place is so exotic and strange!!!" when it's just one country to the right. they visit a döner kebab stand in this pic

wanted to use this to set up an arc where quentin locks himself back up in the closet and have it cotribute to some major mental health deterioration. cause i love performing the worst psychological torture on my faves

this started out as "potential tv show season 2 design designs" and then quickly turned into "quentin but hes older,,,, and grumpier,,,, AND in the beginnings of a villain arc" (pure self indulgence)

a height comparison that was my main basis for the refs i made

that shrek AU i promised ages ago. like i said above i really waned to add more to it before posting, at the very least the "Who are you trying to keep out?" "EVERYONE, OKAY?" scene

deltarune AU!! the idea was that yellow is a human who gets posessed by a PLAYER SOUL (a green one instead of red tho) and he goes into a dark world that appeared in his school, but the janitor, duck, sees him, tries to follow him and then he's suddenly in the dark world too! also his mop has come to life and is ridiculousy handsome.

and finally, a little crossover picture i made just before getting fully sucked up by tf2. i genuinely think the two franchises fit each other really nicely tonaly! and also red would 100% play a living meat shield class like heavy and duck would be all insane and violently enthusiastic like soldier. just try to change my mind

#dhmis red guy #hc au radley #dhmis duck #hc au quentin #dhmis yellow guy #hc au gilbert #dhmis roy #doodles #i will add more to this in a second too but thats gonna need to be a reblog #this is a LONG BOY. i hit the 30 image post limit

[doomedlvr]

Huh. So thoughts on Halloween Ends under the cut

I will say I loved everything with Laurie. Idk man maybe she’s just a gilf and I’m in love with her but Jamie really acted her heart out for her last role and it was pretty emotional to see her finally get her resolution after 40 years

Everything else tho? Wtf. Corey was so fucking annoying and lowkey had everything that was coming for him. Like yeah okay I get killing the kid was an accident but he still knew there was a kid RIGHT outside the door and knocking the door off the hinges would,, you know HURT him even if it didn’t kill him. Ik there’s gonna be a bunch of people simping for him but idc he’s gross and gives me school shooter vibes. I came to see dilf Michael not this soggy twink. The cheers in the theatre when Michael finally put him out of his misery we’re immaculate

And Alyson’s character was all over the place. I can’t even put my finger on it but she felt more like a device to move the plot then an actually character who’s feelings are consistent and make sense. Idk maybe I’ll rb later when I can place it

Literally most of the movie could be cut and everyone would be happy

#posting to my main blog cause why not #Michael Myers is my favourite character and this is SLANDER #Halloween Ends #spoilers

[ifindus]

one piece anon

AHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ THAT ACE DRAWING I WILK KEEP WITH ME FOREVER EVEN WHEN MY STORAGE IS FULL JUST LIKE HOW I’VE KEPT THE ORIGINAL (also I almost cried when you called me friend ily sm🤧). I’m so glad your into one piece now 3 questions

1.who was your fav in the live action? (mine is Buggy)

2.Who did you think was the best at acting? (Sanji/Taz skylar for me I just love Taz)

3.How do you feel about Usopp and Kaya kiss? (I LOVED IT!!! I LOVE THE USOPP AND KAYA SHIP SM AND NOW ITS BASICALLY CANON)

4.This isnt a question but I think we can all agree that the Buggy actor was having too much fun with that role💀💀

5. This isnt a question but let me tell you when me and my friends (because I promised i’d watch it with them since im the only one with netflix) started simping for Sanji (and Buggy for me and my guy friend😋) Like I mean it we were freaking out and hugging each other like the fangirls we are lol

🥰

Sanji, Sanji, Sanji 🥺 always my fave, but I've caught onto Buggy being quite popular yes. His acting was great tho and he really embodies the character so well!

I might say Garp??? Honestly loved him and the accent certainly does help. Not me and my friend calling him GILF

Cuuuute! We deserved this 🥰 we all basically knew they were a thing, but a cute kiss really helped solidify it!

It's such a great show!! It's so obvious that the creators and actors really love the source material and are trying their best to make it as true to it as possible 💖 And the changes they have made just make it better and more coherent as a short series, so I'm excited to see how far they'll go with this ✨

#one piece #not hetalia

[stangeranfanficion]

I have no access to discord right now cuz my phone broke & I am sending you this pigeon mail to tell you this weird idea, what if Saxton made like one big dating reality show Bachelor style & forced all the mercs to participate cuz he's trying to get Admin laid. And Sniper won her heart solely for the fact that he is the only one who's even remotely interested in that gilf

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Its ok gamer and now this idea really caught my eye considering the aesthetic of 1960s game shows and Saxton canonally having a thing for admin too could make this be really fun.

Time for an idea dump-

What I'm picturing is Saxton wanting another shot with Admin so he gets up all his contracts with the mercs and Admin and force them into a game show. The show is very cleary rigged and him compared to the world's most least fuckable people? He made sure he would win.

Admin was also aomehow dragged into this. She sees everything happening behind the scenes. She is commending over all of this as the events go on.

First it's starts off with the world's worst round of trivia, only about the life and times of Saxton Hale- their was some facts about Australia so not everyone got kicked out (tho only Medic, Engi, Sniper, Demo, and surprisingly Scout who cheated where left)

Then it's battling a lion head on. Engi and Medic both leave before they had to deal with this shit, Saxton wins flawlessly, Sniper is able to tame it, and Scout almost gets mulled to death.

The final challenge has Saxton, Scout, and Sniper complete head on with Admin herself, forcing her to not be behind a curtain the whole time. Scout quites because he pictured Admin as "a wicked hot, dominating, young babe." So it was just Sniper vs Saxton.

Admin basically just askeds questions about relationship and Saxton gives out aggressive and passionate answers, assuring he would give her pleasure and a life time commitment. Sniper is just upfront and kinda meek, being like "I'm not the best but I'll try my hardest."- Admin asks one final question of "Will you be always talking about feelings especially this relationship to others?" Saxton says yes and Sniper no.

Admin choses Sniper.

They are the world's best wierd ass relationship ever-

#headcanons #sniperadmin #sniper x administrator #sniper x admin #sniper tf2 #tf2 admin #tf2 administrator #tf2 #sorry for spelling errors #adminsniper

[antacidsnake]

3) I wanna know all of your OCs comfort foods >:3c

Starting with their creation order then

Sylas is the big wolf he is and he’s just as weird as I am in that he gets cravings for sensations. So veggie sticks or kettle cooked chips for that crunch or some chicken or ribs for him to tear the meat off the bone. Finger foods most definitely :3

Red is my big bull and despite his size he’s still a guy who was raised on a farm with his loving parents. The big guy has a habit of baking cookies and cakes and has a bit of a sweet tooth but especially for bitter things like dark chocolate. Him and Sy like to sit on their porch and share a bag of dark chocolate covered berries

The shortest of my guys, Johnny, is a bit of a light eater on account of how he was raised so he doesn’t really snack on anything. When he’s had a rough day and can’t cook he drags out some trail mix and plops on his couch. Tho he loves the suggestions he gets and has plenty of delicious leftovers from the times he goes out with the other guys (all those giants eat a lot more than him) so he’s really less about the food and more about the comfort part

Jake! The beautiful giant lion with the sharp teeth and willingness to tear someone apart, now he had kinda a thing for Chinese food back when he was a twink. Like an occasional treat kinda deal. And then he became a dilf over the years and THEN mutated into his giant self and now he and Sal have been placed on a strictly order out list for all the asian restaurants in West City. No place will let him eat at their buffet bc he’ll just keep going but they’re happy to make a big order for the mammoth feline.

Sal (Salvatore) Colwell is the gilf of the bunch and spends his time with Jake and he doesn’t have a comfort food! (Liar) He spends his time drinking and eating whatever he wants and he doesn’t need anything special. (Truth be told he has a secret love for good old fashioned Italian food bc it reminds him of his mother’s cooking but that’s hush hush)

Finally with Andy! Honestly? I have to give it back to his date night meal with Johnny. The supreme pizza with the perfect drooping cheese mixed with a side of turon (think long sliced bananas golden fried and served with chocolate dipping sauce). The man likes his savory and sweet stuff and yes he also loves pineapple pizza. What he doesn’t know is Maria and Tomás go out of their way to personally freshly make his favorites just for their “nephew” :3

#asks #my ocs #ask game

[aperiraa]

no but tell me more

Quaritchs daughter and jake smut currently in the making but Im gonna say I feel like he would have really meaty thighs like damn

And Gilf Jake is just wild like I'm talking seduction and fucking while a party is downstairs

Bsf's dad Jake coming soon tho

[allkinds-oftrash]

The Crown S5E6 Commentary

Non Spoiler Thoughts: Not going to lie, this was a hard episode to get through because aside from the horrors of what happened to the Romanovs, it was a pretty dry episode and extremely filler. If you’re going to have a filler episode, at least make it as compelling as Mou Mou was. This was just pulling teeth. Maybe it’s just me. If you are into Russian history and the odd connection between Penny and Phillip, this one is for you. I just personally didn’t care for it because I wasn’t interested in the Yeltsin of it all, I only felt pain for the Romanovs and Elizabeth and Phillip having a weird marriage issue well into their 70s was odd to watch the least. If you do end up getting bored half way through the episode, feel free to skip it, you aren’t missing much. 

Spoilers Under The Cut: 

Okay so this is the Russian episode why am I not surprised they added in a mass murder scene in the cold open

I dunno if I can stomach the scene so I'm skipping it in my commentary heads up. I am watching the lead up to it though this should be interesting

Why does this man have a whole parrot on his shoulder lmao I'm cackling

Yekaterinaberg oh god I wanna cry Don't open the door bub DON'T Oh god this is heartbreaking knowing what's to come Peter Morgan woke up and quite literally chose violence huh

This man is so shady WHY do you need photographs of them Ohmygod the comrades were sick for this "The photographers will be here any minute" THIS ISN'T THE SHOOTING THEY EXPECTED FUCK I HATE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Okay I'm skipping this bit

Fuck I caught bits of it DAMN PETER MORGAN YOU WERE FOUL FOR INTERWEAVING THE WINDSORS HUNTING WHILE THE ROMANOVS WERE BEING HUNTED I hate it hereeee oh fuck oh fuck that last shot of the pheasant and then the Romanovs??? I'm sick. I'll give Peter props for knowing how to elicit a strong and visercal reaction. Whoever edited this I wanna give them a hug that was brutal even tho I skipped most of it

Ngl this episode is kinda boring - great cold open for invoking such a strong response from me but god I do not care for the 90s Russian politics. Imma just embrace hot John Major to get through this episode lmao

Oooh wait Lizzy and Philly be having marriage problems okay maybe there will be drama in this after all Penny where are you Oh hello there you are!

I'm sorry it's been 6 eps and I'm still not into Johnathan Pryce as Phillip. The voice and mannerisms are just so off.

Damnnn Martin is such a GILF; like all iterations of Martin have been so hot for what. I apologise for the thirst yall I'm just bored with this ep - the hot men are gonna get me through it

Not Yeltsin sucking up to her 🤡🤡 OH HE ORDERED FOR THE HOUSE TO BE DEMOLISHED They did, they really did deserve a proper burial Not me getting emotional over the Romanovs I'm just here for the silver foxes and the my bleeding heart for the Romanovs

Not Yeltsin shit talking Lizzie in Russian this is so funny shkdksk Holy shitt not the bayonet threat OH GOD THAT POOR TRANSLATOR His face though omg I love this dude the utter embarrassment and guilt over lying to her - iconic performance

Oofie did not expect these flashbacks I am literally going to be sick I hate it hereeee

This episode is so hard to watch - other than the horrifying bits with the Romanovs it's just boring

Oooh DNA match testing interesting.

There are some moments I can see Johnathan as Phillip but then also not sighhhh I dunno why it bugs me so much jdjdd He just sticks out as a sore thumb compared to the other on-point casting

Penny you're gassing him up too much "You are the key. Your DNA unlocked the mystery" LMAO this sounds like a parody of a lyric from Anastasia dhkdkdi I wanna say he won't fuck her just cos she keeps hyping him up but we know he's going to hdkdjk

Penny is so cute what a science nerd This is getting philosophical lmaooo Peter Morgan what were you on writing this ep Philip's hobbies every season just get funnier pls first carriage riding and now this Russian obsession Lizzie is so hopeful about this visit

Babes engagements and tours aren't going to fix marriages why do you keep doing this

More standalone eps need to be more like Mou Mou. My eyes keep glazing over for this one. I'm tempted to skip this tbh but I know the FOMO will drive me insane sndkdkd so I am going to grin and bear it for the next 25 mins

I will say seeing the Russian practices and culture is interesting! Just the way the ep was framed and shot makes it dull in the grand scheme of the season

Not this man saying I gave up so much marrying you bruhhhh this is S1 shit how are you not over this 🤡🤡 This is so funny I can't even So childish Yall are in your 60s please calm down you're gonna die together

"Companionship" K Philly K Godson's wife,,, yeah that makes it sound gross It's still a emotional affair Philip!! What is going onnnn not him asking her to legitimize their "friendship" this is so weird. Why are stuffy British people like this dhdjjdd

Lmaoooo Lizzie you're almost 70!! Don't be naiveee just like you, your grandparents did nothing and now the Romanovs are gone Wtf Mary did you regret not doing jackshit?? Just awful awful

Either way political or personal reasons, it was a horrific thing the Romanovs went through Goood Mary feel the devastation

Lizzie's thinly veiled threats and condescension is a whole art I cannot

Oooh everyone is here for Christmas fun things

Lmaooo John Major finally slipping into his role as Lizzie's therapist along with marriage counselling 🤡🤡

This was a cute scene just Lizzie and Phillip coexisting

But ultimately a whole lot of nothing filler episode and it wasn't even an entertaining filler

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