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fereality-indy · 15 days ago
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As Stupid Does
Irving: I'm not that stupid! Phineas: Irving, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Irving: BUFORD TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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fereality-indy · 19 days ago
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Call Me
Irving: Would you like to call me Cutie? *Holly hits him* Irving: Would you like to call me Sweetie? *Holly hits him* Irving: Would you like to call me an ambulance? *falls off the park bench*
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Baljeet: What did you do to your go cart?
Buford: Um, I’ll let my mechanic answer that. Phineas?
Phineas: Ferb and I reboarded the cylinder head, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous tank.
Irving: I put those stickers on! [points at stickers on the cart’s sides]
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wildshadowtamer · a month ago
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ok im gonna ramble so, under cut:
i really love phineas and ferb for multiple reasons, one of those being the sheer range it has. It has so many genres depending on the episode, its insane. 
Romance? phinabella. Hurt/comfort? the episode ‘Come Home Perry’ Apocalyptic? Night of the living pharmacist. Angst? Doof’s childhood, the first movie, and multiple episodes. Cool secret agent shit? OWCA Files, Sidetracked, etc. Feels like your tripping on drugs? Remains Of The Platypus. Medevial Fantasy? Excaliferb. Historical? Doof dynasty.  Steampunk? Steampunx. Frankenstein? The Monster Of Phineas-and-Ferbenstein Kidnapping and Attempted murder? Lost In Danville Dystopian Dictatorship Angst? the first movie Heartwarming with thrilling stakes? Last Day Of Summer Awful Cishet nonsense? Act Your Age
and so many more. just look at that range! Most of the episodes are nice and happy, and then the movie comes along and smacks you in the face with serious stakes, even more amazing songs, great gags and jokes, and just overall awesomeness! 
Maybe im just a sucker for dark alternate universes but its so cool! and the absolute heartwrenching emotional scene of the boys saying goodbye at the end was so well done! and the end credits scene was so heartwarming and emotional!!!
I have so many feelings for this haha
And even looking past the movie, just the entire show in general is so clever and amazing, and pretty dark in some areas (Doof’s entire childhood, the dream episode, Night Of The Living Pharmacists). And not to mention the characters!! Their all so well written and you can see them evolve and grow and learn over the 4 seasons!
Phineas goes from sarcastic, dark, and a bit rude to happy, optimistic, and still dark-humored. Ferb doesn’t change much but the show shows us that thats okay! hes never forced to speak or considered less important, literally in the first episode Phineas explains “ferb’s more of a man of action” and thats perfectly fine! I just,,, AHH i love it!! 
Plus the jokes are really good most of the time and the songs are immaculate!
Exceptions to all this: Irving, Albert, The Waggle Dance song, Act Your Age.
And since we’re here, i’m gonna give some suggestions for pnf songs i personally think are amazing and underrated:
1. Evil For Extra Credit
2. Frenemies
3. All of Heinz’ songs
4. Gimme A Grade
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wildshadowtamer · a month ago
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this is an albert and irving du bois hate blog and im saying that only half jokingly
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hitchell-mope · 3 months ago
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Phineas and Ferb hogwarts houses
Phineas. Slytherin
Ferb. Slytherin
Candace. Gryffindor
Linda. Hufflepuff
Lawrence. Hufflepuff
Perry. Gryffindor
Isabella. Gryffindor
Baljeet. Ravenclaw
Buford. Slytherin
Irving. Ravenclaw
Jeremy. Hufflepuff
Stacey. Hufflepuff
Heinz. Ravenclaw
Vanessa. Hufflepuff
Francis. Gryffindor
Monty. Hufflepuff
Carl. Slytherin
Charlene. Ravenclaw
Suzy. Slytherin
Jenny. Hufflepuff
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phineasandferbtheories · 3 months ago
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Irving doesn’t even live in the tristate area
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fardell24b · 3 months ago
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Daria in Danville - After the Rescue
Part 7 – After the Rescue
In the middle of the turn, they started to hear grinding sounds not normally associated with the flapping. “That’s not good,” Candace said.
 “How much further, Candace?” Trent asked as he came out of the turn.
 “Another four blocks.”
 “We have to stop the flapping again; can we land?” Phineas asked.
 “Well, there’s a gap in traffic a block ahead,” Trent replied.
 “That will have to do, I guess,” Jane remarked.
 “Make for it, Trent!” said Phineas, as he stopped the flapping a second time. “It looks like the damage is more serious than we thought, Ferb.”
 Ferb took a section of wall off.
  Trent aimed for the gap in traffic and brought the vehicle towards it. “We’re dropping a bit fast; we need more lift.”
 “Unfortunately, the damage is rather extensive,” Ferb replied.
 “There may be more!” Trent said.
 “Noted.” Ferb continued to examine the damage.
  The vehicle landed in the gap in traffic. Hard. So hard that it bounced and came down a second time. Both times, the occupants were jarred by vibrations.
 “We’re down. We should be at the antiques store in a few minutes,” said Trent.
 “He he he he. I hope so,” Candace replied.
  However a minute later, after they had gone through an intersection, a back wheel came off the vehicle...
  Trent noticed almost immediately. “Um, I think we’ve just lost a wheel,” The vehicle then ground to a halt. Trent put the gear stick into Neutral. “That’s not good.”
 “If we act quickly, you could be able to get that wheel back,” Daria said.
 “If the traffic would let us,” Phineas replied as he dashed out the door.
Daria followed Phineas out of the vehicle. “Wait, Phineas!”
 “Yeah?”
 “You do know that Candace wants you to get in trouble?” she asked in her usual monotone.
 “Yes. But Mom doesn’t mind.”
 “I don’t think she knows the true nature of what you do.”
 “Sure she does,” Phineas enthused.
 “I’m not sure she does. Anyway, get the wheel. I’ll watch out for cars.”
  Phineas returned a minute later with the wheel. Ferb and Isabella had jacked the vehicle up in the meantime. “Hmm, the axle is rather splintered. We’re going to need to replace it.”
 “And how long will that take?” Candace asked.
 “About 15 minutes.”
 “Candace, you could probably get to the antiques store and back in that time,” Daria whispered. As much as she was helping Phineas earlier, she thought that keeping Candace occupied would be a good idea.
 “You think so?” Candace asked.
 “Yes, both Stacys can go with you,” said Daria.
 “Sure,” Stacy H. acquiesced.
 “Um, OK,” the other Stacy said.
 “OK, let’s go,” Candace directed.
  As Candace and the Stacys left, Phineas went to a nearby phone booth to order them lumber.
  Five minutes later the wood for the replacement axle had arrived. “Aren’t you a little young to be ordering lumber?” the delivery driver asked.
 “Yes, yes we are,” Phineas said as he signed. Soon, Ferb had removed the old axle, and was cutting the new wood to fit.
 ‘He seems safe to me,’ Daria thought.
  Another two minutes later. Stacy, Candace and Stacy entered the antiques store. “Hi, Candace,” her step father, Lawrence Fletcher said.
 “Hi, Dad. Wait, where’s Mom?”
 “I think she went home, honey,” Lawrence explained.
 “Hee hee hee hee, then she’s going to see the stone skypad apartments!”
 “I wouldn’t bet on that, Candace,” said Stacy H..
 “Oh?”
 “Remember that their projects disappear,” Stacy H. reminded.
 “Oh yeah. I’ll call Mom again, before the project disappears,” Candace said as she took her phone out.
 “How do the projects disappear?” Stacy R. asked the other Stacy.
 “Beats me,” Stacy H. shrugged.
 “Hi, Mom? Are you home?”
 “Not quite, honey,” came the reply.
 “Look in the backyard when you get there. You’ll see that Phineas and Ferb have built a giant stone building!”
 “Oh, Candace.”
 “It’s true!”
 “See you later, bye.” Linda hung up.
 Candace grumbled. She looked to Stacy H. “We need to get back to the vehicle, and take it home. Maybe Daria could ask Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro to stop it and the building from disappearing.”
 “Somehow I don’t think Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro would want to. She seems to approve of Isabella being in on your brothers’ schemes,” Stacy H. noted.
 “Come on, Stacy, we need to try,” Candace said as she headed towards the door.
 “So you just wanted to see Mum?” Lawrence asked.
 “I’ll see you at home, Dad.”
 “Wait for me,” Stacy R. said as the other two teens exited the antiques store.
 Stacy H. held the door open. “Come on then.”
  Linda approached the house. She saw that the house was entirely normal. There was nothing like a giant stone building. Candace was ranting as usual.
 She parked the car and looked in the backyard. Nothing.
  Ten minutes earlier
Irving Du Bois looked at the footage on his computer. He saw that Phineas and Ferb were still flying away from their rescue of the Lawndale teen, and that Linda was on her way from the antiques store and heading home. He had also seen the explosion in the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. building (but not Perry leaving). ‘Oh no! Candace is going to get the upper hand!’ he thought. Being Phineas and Ferb’s biggest fan, he didn’t want them to get busted. He knew he had to do something.
 A couple of minutes later, Irving entered the Flynn-Fletchers back yard with a length of rope. He took a close look at the stone building. “All I need to do is move it out of the yard,” he said to himself. He then went and started to tie the rope around the base of the building...
  When Linda arrived home, she didn’t see anything unusual in the backyard. ‘Candace is her usual self,’ she thought. After she parked the car, something caught her eye. She looked, but the strange thing wasn’t in the back yard, but in the yard behind. ‘That’s weird,’ she thought as she went towards the house.
  Irving breathed a sigh of relief as he saw Linda go into the house. He had just barely managed to pull the stone building over the fence with the assistance of some of the Flynn-Fletcher’s neighbors. “That was close! Thanks for the help guys,” he imparted.
 “Anytime. But are you sure Phineas and Ferb are OK with us just moving it out of their yard?”
 “Of course they are.”
 “Cool.”
 Candace and the Stacys approached the vehicle around eight minutes after leaving the antiques store. Candace saw that Phineas was putting the wheel back on with Daria watching
 “Was she there?” Daria asked.
 “No, she’s gone home. We have to go back,” Candace answered.
 “What’s the chance that she’ll be there?” Daria asked, her tone implying that Linda may not be there...
 “We have to try,” Candace said.
 “Of course,” Daria said. She turned to Phineas. “Is the wheel on?”
 “I just have to turn this last bolt. Done.”
 “Good, let’s go,” Candace directed.
 “The wheel is fixed, but Ferb is still fixing the damage to the wings,” Phineas explained as he boarded the vehicle.
 “OK.”
  “So, we’re heading back to Maple Drive?” Trent asked as he started driving again.
 “Yes, Trent,” Candace answered.
 “Cool, I’ll just retrace our route past that Doof place,” Trent decided.
 “Actually it’ll be quicker if you take the next left, and then another ten – fifteen minutes we’ll be back in our neighborhood,” Phineas explained.
 “I’ll do that then,” said Trent.
  After they had taken the left turn, Ferb emerged from his repairs. “It’s fixed, try to take off again.”
 “Ok, I’ll give it a shot.” Phineas pulled the lever. “Wings extended.”
 Daria looked out at other traffic that swerved to avoid the wings. ‘Can’t be avoided, I guess.’
 Trent pushed down on the accelerator and pulled back on the wheel.
  The vehicle took off for a third time, stirring up a cloud of dust and causing other drivers to stop and stare in awe.
“We should be back in five minutes,” Phineas explained.
 Candace laughed. “Then you’re going to be busted!”
 “There are still a whole lot of ifs,” Daria pointed out.
 “Such as?”
 “Either she won’t be there, or something will happen to this vehicle,” Daria replied. She instantly regretted the latter when she heard grinding sounds similar to, but not identical to, the previous sounds.
 “You had to say that didn’t you?” Jane asked.
 “I knew something was going to happen,” Daria replied.
 “Phineas?” Candace asked.
 “We must have missed something. Prepare to land again, Trent.”
 “OK,” Trent acknowledged.
  Trent approached the main road from the Danville Central Business District to the Flynn-Fletcher’s suburb (Danville East-Riverside). Suddenly both wings seized with a loud noise and a jolt! A crack appeared in the stone of the ceiling. “Uh oh!” Candace said with apprehension.
 “We’re going down!” Trent exclaimed. He stamped on the brakes, causing a second jolt.
  An external observer (if they were paying attention, like Irving would be) would have seen Perry’s glider break off the vehicle, along with bits and pieces from the wings and some of the birds...
  The jolt was severe; while the crack in the ceiling grew. “Well, Daria, it seems you’re right. Something did happen to the vehicle,” Candace said.
 “Ferb, we need to fix that crack,” Phineas ordered.
 “Duct tape won’t do anything,” Isabella pointed out.
 “We’ll have to cannibalize a seat then,” Phineas said. He turned around in his seat and started unscrewing the back.
  Nearly a minute later, Ferb emerged from the forward hatch, from the passenger compartment and climbed onto the roof with the former seat back and a bunch of twine. Phineas emerged from the rear hatch. “We have to do this quickly. I don’t know what will happen when we get back to the ground,” Phineas pointed out.
Ferb nodded.
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Buford: Alright, so you and I are married.
Baljeet: We are not married.
Buford: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Baljeet: I don’t want to pretend.
Buford: Scared you’ll like it?
Baljeet: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Irving: Are you two like this all the time?
Buford and Baljeet: Yes
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forgottenpnffacts · 4 months ago
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Irving knows how to edit huge digital files, work a state-of-the-art soundboard, and use basic miking techniques.
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fereality-indy · 5 months ago
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DTI - Don't Trust Irving
Irving: Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me? Phineas: Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
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Irving: I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now.
Albert: Because all you do is watch Phineas and Ferb.
Irving: They sent Candace to the moon the other day.
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danvillecheese · 5 months ago
BE NICE TO IRVING, HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!
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ginnyweatherby · 5 months ago
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as someone who comes from a long line of spectacle wearers, I must ask...
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HOW THE HECK DO IRVING'S GLASSES STAY ON, THEY'RE NOT ANYWHERE NEAR HIS EARS
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forgottenpnffacts · 5 months ago
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The kids prefer Phineas’ fanfare (a ceremonial musical introduction) imitation over Irving’s.
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