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seven-oomen · 5 months
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Listen I get that you have BPD. I get that you have a mental illness. But that doesn't excuse rude or shitty behavior.
I kinda get why people are fed up with you.
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bonny-kookoo · 11 months
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Jungkook
𝓣𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓮 : Unsaid Rules
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There's forbidden words in the hospital that you're simply not allowed to say. But some people just can't keep their mouths shut, it seems like.
Tags/Warnings: Hospital/Medical AU, Doctor!Jungkook, slightly aged up!Jungkook, Doctor!Yoongi, Nurse!Jimin, Doctor!Namjoon, mentions of Doctor!Hoseok, Paramedic!Jin, blood, medical terms, hospital stuff come on this is a medical au, somewhat of an intro to everything really
Length: 3k words
A/N: Please do not come for my throat if some stuff doesn't make sense. I've tried hard, but I'm not a doctor, and so none of this should be taken too seriously. Treat it like a medical drama. Those ain't real either haha
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"Alright!" Jungkook greets everyone in his department, walking around to find all computer screens dark. "What's going on here?" He asks, tapping at the keyboard- but nothing springs to life.
"Jimin jinxed the shift about half an hour ago." Namjoon, an emergency physician and also best friend of Jungkook's, sighs. "Said the 'Q-word', now all the computers down here and in pediatrics' crashed. They've sent someone out already though." He explains.
"Oh come on now-" Jungkook whines. "-three weeks leave and you come back and drop something like this? Go back to where you came from!" He jokingly curses at his friend, who just rolls his eyes.
"Don't you have to be in your own department, Doctor Jeon?" He asks playfully sarcastic, making his friend laugh, as he grabs his water bottle and some files, before he does just that.
Jungkook has been working in the hybrid care department for almost five whole years at this point. He's one of only a few specialists in the country- making his department pretty busy most of the time. But he doesn't mind it- he's studied his ass off for a reason, pursued this career because he truly wanted it. So in a way, he's proud to be the one many people trust in.
He greets fellow members of staff- some he knows, other's he's not too familiar with, before he finally enters the familiar hallways, starting his day.
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When Jungkook was still in school, he didn't have any ambitions at all.
He's not the kind of doctor who always wanted to be one ever since he was a kid- in fact, quite the opposite. He remembers his mother always telling him how terrified he was as a child to have to go to a doctor, even if it was just for a regular check up, or flu shot. It scared him, the needles and strange people and noises- but by now, they've become normal, routing, comforting even in certain cases.
At the beginning, he wanted to be a pediatrician. Work with kids, cause that seemed to be the easiest for him back then. But then, things changed.
He changed.
Watching someone die in front of you can be life changing- sometimes just a moment, but other times for your entire future as well. He remembers the young cat hybrid playing with him, without a care in the world. They were both not even fifteen when the young boy suddenly fell, for no apparent reason, and never woke up. He'd seen him be worked on, watched from the sidelines, frozen in place. Could he have done something?
In hindsight, he knows there was really nothing he could've done to prevent things from happening. It wasn't his fault- but simply a problem in the system, back then.
Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome had been, and is still, not something entirely uncommon in human children, hybrids, and even more common in infant hybrids than anyone else. Untreated heart arrhythmia, combined with a change in blood pressure, rush of adrenaline, or even just sleep- things he now knows, but back then, had been absolute horror to him.
To imagine that the young boy simply died because people didn't check properly still hangs heavy on his mind.
It's why he chose to study them, instead of work at his father's restaurant. Chose to be different, make a change, even if it's just a drop in a bucket not even halfway filled. He's not going to simply shrug his shoulders when he can't find a reason for someone being sick. He's not going to be told that he simply didn't do his work properly.
He's one of the most active doctors around. Has inspired some others to be more on-patient as well. And it fills him with pride, knowing that he can influence the hospital staff in that way.
"Ah, there you are." A doctor with a grim expression calls out, grabbing his coat. "Was just looking for you. I've got the CT back for the otter hybrid in 210." He says, holding some papers out for him to check out. "It's not conclusive, but considering that she's never had it happen before, I'd agree with you on encephalitis, honestly. Temperature's been climbing steadily, and nurses said she's complaining of stomach pain too." He nods. "Though I want to see her personally together with you, if you've got time." The man asks, and Jungkook nods.
"Of course. You know I trust you most with things like this." He nods, walking to the room in question with his friend next to him.
Min Yoongi is his name, and most of the staff around here don't like him all that much.
Mostly because the neurologist barks demands and commands around like a testosterone filled wolf hybrid, and walks around as if someone had pissed bladder stones in his iced americano he drinks every hour of the day. Only the people who witness him talk to the hybrids and younger patients around know, that there's a lot more to the medical professional than he lets on.
And he's also great with the angry drunk people- because what he lacks in height, he makes up for in scary when he wants to.
"Hello there!" Jungkook chimes up at the young otter hybrid in question sitting on her bed, monitors beeping in rhythm as they approach her- her owner sitting close by. "Do you remember me?" Jungkook asks, while the nurse adjusts the drip of medication on the side. The hybrid shakes her head, before she looks around again- sometimes staring in interest at the other, shorter doctor next to Jungkook. "No? That's okay." He chuckles, walking closer with his friend and colleague in tow, who takes out a pen with a light on the other end. "My friend here is a bit quiet just like you are, but I heard you can call him Yoongi if you want." He chuckles, making the doctor roll his eyes at the common joke Jungkook tends to make.
"Just look at me for a moment, alright?" Yoongi questions, trying to grab the hybrid's attention. "I know he's handsome but I'm not too bad either, am I?" He jokes, making the other hybrid smile a bit shyly as she nods. It makes him smile as well, as he checks the pupil's reaction, satisfied with his results before he turns the light off, tucks the pen away in his front pocket. "Can you tell me what day we have?" He asks.
"…monday." The meek hybrid answers, looking at Jungkook with her big brown eyes. They remind him of his own, back when he was a kid.
"Monday, alright." Yoongi nods to himself. "Do you know where you are?" He questions further, owner scooting a bit closer as he watches everything with a nurturing gaze.
"Home?" The otter answers a little unsure, before something near the window grabs her attention. "Birds." She chimes up, and Yoongi chuckles a little.
"I know, there's a lot outside there, hm?" He nods, before he tabs her leg to gain her gaze back. "Can you tell me your name? You've not introduced yourself yet." He asks, hunching a bit over to make himself less of a threat. Though, it's clear that the hybrid patient has got no fear really.
"…Min?" she asks, pointing at his name embroidered into his coat. Yoongi nods.
"Hm, disoriented in time, place and person." He tells the nurse he's noticed come in behind him, voice a lot more authorative and deep as he talks to the staff. He knows the young student doesn't mind. He shouldn't, really. 'you're still too soft for the real deal', he'd told him only yesterday after the poor guy had been found crying outside the hospital after witnessing his first cardiac arrest. 'Don't take it home.' he'd patted his shoulder- a rare gesture of compassion, before he'd left the young student by himself.
They both excuse themselves for a moment, Yoongi scratching the back of his head before he puts his head in his pockets. "Blood test?" He asks, and Jungkook shrugs.
"Didn't get it back yet- the lab computers crashed, because Jimin said the Q-word this morning." He chuckles, crossing his arms. "But they should come in any minute, same as urine."
"I'd still like to take her for an EEG, just to make sure." Yoongi nods to himself, grabbing his little pager that starts to chime obnoxiously. "I'm wanted in majors right now, but I'll tell them to schedule it." The neurologist tells his coworker, already walking off- and Jungkook nods, shouts a thank-you after him, before he enters the room again to give the owner the proper updates.
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A few days later, Jungkook is getting ready for his twelve-hour shift at the emergency department, rolling up the sleeves of his shirt when he hears the familiar shuffling of his best friend's slides on the smooth hospital floor coming closer.
"Alright park-" Yoongi walks in, making the nurse in question snap his head around at the sound of his voice. "-you're stuck with me for the next 12 hours, and if I hear you drop that Q-word one fucking time I swear to god I'll piss in your energy drink the moment you're not looking." He threatens, making Jungkook chuckle as he clips on his nametag, and checks for his ID card and other necessities he will need.
"It slipped out okay?!" Jimin whines, though everyone knows he did it on purpose.
Jimin is a senior nurse- and very good at his job. Even if everyone jokes around with him, he's still a person of authority, and even people like Min Yoongi respect him for his work a lot. He pulls a huge weight after all, working almost always in the emergency department by choice, a very compassionate person with deep care for every patient that comes in.
"Alright, I'll go try and get myself some coffee-" Jungkook starts, when suddenly, a voice rings out.
"Adult male hybrid trauma in 10, Adult male hybrid trauma in 10."- and everyone looks at the doctor with sympathy, Yoongi patting his back as he walks by.
"Seems like your caffeine has to wait, kid." He jokes, as Jungkook throws his head back. The moment of rare playfulness with the man lasts for a moment, before he turns around to write something down. "I don't know if you've all forgotten that ten stands for ten minutes and you've wasted two of them already, but if you don't want me to remove all chairs here again-" He threatens, finishing his writing, "-I better see you all on your feet before the time left hits 7." The doctor scolds, forcing everyone to scramble and get everything in order and ready for the arrival of the call.
Everyone's now getting ready when the door opens, paramedics entering with the patient, rolling the young man into the spot the medical staff want him- or rather, where Namjoon, the leading emergency doctor, had said he will want him. He'd just started his shift as well, having only really had time to wash his hands and get a bit of info on what's to come, as he now get's filled in by the paramedic.
"So his name is Hajoon, 22 year old canine hybrid, owner has called after he's been hit by a bus." The man offers, while everyone else starts assessing him. "No visible head injuries, no disorientation whatsoever, was conscious at scene but has drifted off a little from the medication we've given." Yoongi stands by closely, listening to everything with a serious face. "Definite pelvis fracture and broken humerus, full sensation and ability to move the lower arm, hand and fingers so no apparent nerve injury." The man with the name tag 'Kim Seokjin' reads all the medication given from his clipboard, filling everyone in on what's happened until now. "He's usually a very active and healthy guy, no underlining health issues whatsoever, vaccines are all up to date, and owner is on it's way as we speak." He finishes, and Namjoon nods, having soaked up all the information flowing around while everyone else does what they can.
"Alright let's send him out for CT right away to check for any internal injuries and to catch a good look at the fractures, and I want a Hybrid Special's to look at him right after. Until then we'll lower down the medications to get him conscious again, We can switch to something else regarding the pain later but I want him up and alert, the faster the better." Namjoon calls out, and everyone moves to do what's been told.
Jungkook is watching from the sidelines for now, waiting for the first scuffle to clear up as the young man is being cared for.
"Haven't seen each other in a while." Seokjin says from the side with a soft smile, washing his hands after he'd given his notes to the younger doctor. "Hope your break has been good."
"Yeah well, you know me." Jungkook offers kindly, looking through the patient's records. "Can't really keep still for long. Was he actually fully conscious when you guys got to him?" The young doctor wonders, and Seokjin nods.
"Was pretty surprised. He was folded like a pretzel, obviously complaining, but entirely alert." He shakes his head. "It's surprising what they can endure, really." He chats, before he gets ready to leave again, saying goodbyes.
Jungkook knows that he'll see him again sooner than he'd like to, probably.
"Doctor Jeon?" Jimin chimes playfully after a while of calm in the emergency room, and Jungkook looks up from the clipboard, already used to the older one's antics. "Namjoon wants you to check out the CT upstairs." He informs him, and Jungkook nods, making his way to the proper department, greeting some staff on his way before he enters the room.
"Ah, Jungkook. Here, you might wanna see this." He says, letting the young doctor walk closer to check out the scan images.
Jungkook can't help but shake his head. "Well that's gonna be fun to put back together." Jungkook snorts to himself. "Hoseok's gonna have the time of his life pulling that one off."
"Well he always brags how good he is-" Namjoon shrugs, crossing his arms. "So he'll have more to show off if he gets that boy up and running again." He jokes, before they pull him back out and into the hallway. It's on the way back when the young man starts to move, eyeing his surroundings as he becomes conscious again. "Oh- hello there, please stay like this okay? You're fine." Namjoon immediately reassures. "My name is Doctor Kim I'm a doctor at Seoul Central Hospital, do you know what happened to you? He asks, and the young man nods, groaning a bit in pain.
"Let's give him some pain relief but please don't knock him out again okay?" Namjoon suggests, while Jungkook looks over the young man, instantly in work-mode as he looks out for any potential signs that his situation could slip to the worse. "Jungkook can you ask someone to fetch Hoseok for me please? I want him to schedule surgery asap." He says, and Jungkook nods, already off to find a nurse.
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Jungkook can sometimes be seen as scarier looking than he is.
He's got a pretty muscular body, tattoos he knows the hospital only tolerates because he's the only specialist they got their hands on, and piercings as well. He also tends to not wear his doctor's coat all that much- rather dressed in casual-formal wear, sleeves rolled up and nametag stuck to his front shirt pocket. Not to be a rebel- but because it makes people feel a bit more at ease with him, especially the hybrids who tend to be easily frightened and withdrawn in hospitals.
"Hey, before I go-" Jungkook says, walking past Jimin who's also ready to end his shift. "-do you know what happened to the canine hybrid from this morning? Hajoon, wasn't it?" He asks, and Jimin lights up, nodding.
"Was confused for quite a while, but after Yoongi had worked his magic with him, he finally responded to everything." He chuckles. With 'working his magic', he's talking about Yoongi's rather.. commanding tone of voice, something he does often when he notices a patient being capable of responding, but simply too 'lazy' to do so. It can come off as a bit harsh sometimes, but he means well- and after his words had found listening ears, it had reassured everyone including the rather distressed elderly owner in her chair at the side. "Here, let me pull up…" Jimin says, typing some things on the computer, before he pulls up some x-ray images. "Look at that!" He laughs, and Jungkook shakes his head in disbelief.
"And he's gonna be all good?" He asks, Jimin nodding in response.
"Hoseok said he's probably going to walk again just fine in a few months. And he'll have a pretty interesting story to tell every time he gets screened at the airport from now on." The nurse jokes, making Jungkook laugh. "Oh, and I heard Yunhee was discharged today, wasn't she?" He asks about the otter hybrid who had, indeed, caught encephalitis- an infection affecting the brain.
"Yeah- pretty much demanded I'd get Yoongi though so she could give him a goodbye-hug." He chuckles, and Jimin puts his hand to his heart.
"I wish he would give me a hug too!" He complains, and both laugh, very much aware that that will probably never happen at all with the rather stoic and withdrawn neurologist. And with the reassurance that today, he's been able to help save a life yet again, Jungkook walks into the staff room; takes off his nametag, puts on his jacket, his shoes-
waving everyone goodbye, after an exhausting twelve hour shift.
Just to do it all over again the next week rolls around.
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Toto Wolff reveals Pep Guardiola as the unlikely new influence on his 'journey going forward'
Toto Wolff reveals Pep Guardiola as the unlikely new influence on his 'journey going forward' as the Mercedes boss claims the pair are 'on the same wavelength' after being spotted deep in conversation at the Abu Dhabi GP Toto Wolff and Pep Guardiola were invited to a Q&A event for sponsors Puma  Both have enjoyed unprecedented success as leaders in their respective fields  The Mercedes boss lost out on the constructor's title for the first time since 2013 And Manchester City come into the festive period second in the Premier League  By Dominic Hogan For Mailonline Published: 04:17 EST, 18 December 2022 | Updated: 04:17 EST, 18 December 2022 Toto Wolff has revealed an unlikely influence for the rest of his journey as Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola.  The Mercedes boss was pictured in deep conversation with the Spanish coach at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix earlier in December, and Wolff has revealed that the pair have  strikingly similar approaches to their respective crafts.  After missing out on a first constructor's title since 2013 this season, Mercedes have announced Mick Schumacher as their reserve driver for 2023, and are confident that Lewis Hamilton will not spring a surprise retirement on them, and instead expect him to sign a new contract.   Toto Wolff claims that Pep Guardiola is set to play a continued role in his 'journey' as Mercedes boss Both are considered among the preeminent individuals in their field; Wolff won an unprecedented eight consecutive constructor's titles in the period 2014-21 and Guardiola became the first team to win a sextuple in 2009 with Barcelona.  The pair met at a Puma event at the Abu Dhabi GP  'The two of us, we didn’t know each other but when I heard him talking, it was like my sentences, the same approach – and he said the same about me,' said Wolff, talking to the Beyond The Grid podcast.  'Fundamentally, it’s down to human management, and he is someone that is certainly going to be part of my journey going forward because he was just on the same wavelength, and even the family was on the same wavelength between Susie and I.' The first encounter between the two hugely successful bosses came at a Q&A event for sponsors Puma, where the pair first got the opportunity to pick one another's brains.  Guardiola is known as one of the most forward-thinking coaches in football, so it perhaps comes as no surprise that he might seek inspiration from outside of football in his incessant pursuit of greatness and perfection.  But though both have enjoyed enormous success in their fields, they come into the festive period in positions that they might not have expected to find themselves in 12 months ago.  Mercedes are increasingly confident that Lewis Hamilton will sign a new contract at the team The Silver Arrows came into the 2022 season with great promise after Lewis Hamilton controversially lost out on the title on the final day, but failed to mount a challenge on rivals Red Bull sue to a consistently under-performing car.  And 2022 was in fact the first season that Hamilton failed to even win a race in his long career in Formula One.  Guardiola's City side, who have been touted as one of the leading teams in the world, come into the new year second in the Premier League table five points behind shock leaders Arsenal.  Guardiola's Manchester City team come into the festive period second in the Premier League Advertisement Share or comment on this article: Toto Wolff reveals Pep Guardiola as the unlikely new influence on his 'journey going forward' via Formula One | Mail Online https://www.dailymail.co.uk?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
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Basketball kisses
WC: 382
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No, this wasn’t happening. This hadn’t happened. What had happened hadn’t just happened. He must be dreaming. He had to be.
Dream stared at George, miniature basketball in hand. “So?” he said.
See the thing was just a few moments before, Dream had jokingly said, “If this makes it into the hoop this I’ll literally just kiss you,” towards George.
George had smiled at him and nodded. “Bet?”
High on the humour of his own joke Dream had returned it, “Bet.” Then he’d thrown the small basketball at the toy hoop on the wall. It bounced on the headboard and Dream had been so sure it would just bounce off and land on the floor. And that would be it.
Instead he watched George reach his hand through the hoop pulling the ball through, while making eye contact with him. Dream felt his cheeks warm, colour springing to life in them.
“So, bet right?” George had said to Dream. Holding that basketball in his hand. Which had in fact went through the hoop. Just like what he’d bet.
“Uh-” Dream stuttered, facing George, “well it was a-”
George shook his head, “but Dream, you bet on it. Where’s my kiss. Come on.”
Dream sighed, quickly kissing George’s cheek. Before turning away. “There, a kiss.”
“That wasn’t a kiss.” George chided teasingly, “are you scared Dream?”
Dream huffed, “no. I just did what I said I’d do. That was what I was thinking of when I said kiss.”
“Dream,” George shook his head, “we both know that isn’t what you thought of when you said that,” George stood in front of him. Taking Dream’s jaw into his hand. Making direct eye contact, “was it?”
Screwing his eyes shut, Dream shook his head. Trying to wiggle away, “I did what I meant.”
George laughed, “no, you didn’t. I think you meant something more like,” and then George was kissing him. It was a gentle thing. Slow and careful.
It tugged at Dream, drawing him in. Lulling him into a George induced trance. A kissing trance, as they kissed and kissed. George keeping that same slow, gentle, loving pace.
They broke apart, breathing heavily. “Like that,” George finished his sentence.
“Not really,” Dream finally choked out, “But I think I liked that better.”
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OH SHIT OKAY TIME TO SHARE WHAT HAPPENED LAST SESSION (adding a read more for this one because its A LOT):
I added a short addendum to our last session, which was that Victor and Izek did not in fact join the party at the Abbey (at least not immediately), wanting to go to the town of Krezk instead.
So we started with a little "Meanwhile" of what was going on with Fenro and Dimitry while the other two were gone looking for the dress. The Abbot pulls Fenro aside and asks to try a few things he thinks might cure his curse. He tries Remove Curse, but nothing happens leaving him with the conclusion that whatever Fenro has, it isn't a curse. He thinks it may in fact be a parasite of some kind, attaching itself to a host and feeding off of it.
The Abbot offers to cast Commune for Fenro and let him speak to the Morninglord in the hope that maybe he can get some answers. Fenro's asked his three questions
Q: Is this thing a parasite?
A: A shaky yes
Q: Can I stop it?
A: Uncertain
Q: Is there any chance I might hurt the people around me?
A: A definite yes, followed by a burning raging bright light
With the final answer, Fenro is lead to the conclusion that whatever he is speaking to, it's not the Morninglord. He later goes to Dimitry to ask about the Gods here, and Dimitry obliges with what information he knows. He tells of the Morninglord and Mother Night, as well as their general domains. The answers only serve to make Fenro more uneasy.
The next morning arrives and Sylviel and Marcus with it. While everyone is sitting around eating breakfast, there is a knock on the Abbey doors, and Dimitry answers, letting the team Vallaki back in after their adventure. They present the dress to the Abbot whose very grateful, and takes Vasilka to try it on.
Sylviel relays the story of what had occured in Vallaki, and almost as if on cue, there is a knock at the doors of the Abbey; it's Victor and Izek, looking defeated and desperate they ask to come in. The party allows them to enter and Izek immediately freezes as he steps inside, locking eyes with Ireena.
A long silence follows, and as Izek attempts to take a step towards Ireena Ismark springs up from his seat, preparing to draw his sword, "Try me," he threatens, but Sylviel jumps between the two to stop the fight before it starts. Izek tries to explain himself, but even he seems incapable of understanding whats going on or who Ireena is to him; he tells them he remembers Ireena's name and her face, and the scarf that he gave her a long time ago, the same one she wears now. Ireena gets up to leave, uncertain how to deal with this information and Fenro follows not far behind.
He finds Ireena in the courtyard, looking to be on the verge of tears, and sits with her. Ireena confesses that she too recognized Izek but had no memory of who he was to her. She thinks they may be related, recalling her vague memories of being adopted by Kolyan Indirovich, but she worries what that would mean for her relationship with Ismark
As an adopted child himself, Fenro empathizes with her fears, and tells her that if Izek is related to her, that she just has one more family member. She thanks him for the comfort, and though she's still not quite ready to face Izek yet, is able to quell her fears.
Meanwhile the rest of the party has a very awkward breakfast in which Ismark keeps a very close eye on Izek and a hand on his sword, just in case. Sylviel doesn't help, attempting to cast Sending to contact a family friend from outside Barovia, Ramsley. With a few remarkably good rolls, the message goes through, Sylviel leaving Ramsley more concerned and confused.
The day goes on, and at one point the Abbot pulls Fenro aside wanting to ask him about something: alone. Fenro is uneasy, but follows anyway. The Abbot tells Fenro of his predicament. Vasilka is so close to being ready for Strahd, but there is still one thing she is missing: the eyes. And Fenro's would be perfect for her.
Fenro hesitates, and asks the Abbot what would happen if he said no, "I would hope that you wouldn't," is his reply. After further coaxing from the Abbot, Fenro turns down the deal, "Very well, if you're going to stay stuck in your selfish ways, I will have to take them by force" AND CAST HOLD PERSON ON FENRO. Abbot fight next session? Perhaps... Bonus out of context quotes for the week:
"Do NOT sit on the demon table!!!"
"DON'T SUMMON A DEMON ON THE DEMON TABLE"
"Whatever it is, it doesn't seem like the Morninglord" "Again, WHAT DID SAY--"
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Internet A Q Guo Wengui
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       Speaking of Guo Wengui, for a long time, the wanted criminal who claimed to be the "God of War" has always felt good. What good law? Even if the news was revealed countless times, even if the crimes on the top of the head became more and more, even if Guo Baosheng, Xianglin and others had already separated from them, even if it had reached the point of no way, Guo Wengui still appeared in the video. Tell yourself and tell the public that his "breaking news revolution" will succeed. What is the spirit of self -deception and self -comfort? Mr. Lu Xun has already given the answer, A Q's spirit, in other words, spiritual victory. The reason why Guo Wengui, who was all Chu Ge and the betrayal, licked his cheeky and clamored on the Internet every day. It turned out to be a deep sense of spiritual victory. Guo Wengui is worthy of being an indiscriminate Internet in the new era.
   Let's take a look at what Guo Wengui reacts about cases involving his crime (the brothers of the Chen family are fraud, Zhengquan Company, Zhao Dajian and others forced transactions, etc.). He didn't explain too much, and he didn't even move out of any evidence that he could stand. Of course, in the face of facts, he was understandable. Instead, in response to these allegations, what we heard from Guo Wengui's mouth is the most, as such, "Great", "The thief is scored in the thief", "This is our victory", and summarized it in Guo Wengui's words. one's gift". Is it? Are there any people who have watched the live video of Guo Wengui, these words must have heard the cocoon in their ears. In my eyes, the major setbacks of Guo Wengui seem to be in the eyes of mortals. When Guo Wengui came to Guo Wengui, he became his "victory". Admire, Guo Wengui's mentality is really good, but his "victory" exists only in his spiritual world. Unfortunately, only Guo Wengui, who is only elementary culture, has not learned about materialist dialectics, and material will not be transferred by will. The real world cannot be lied, let alone the general development of fantasy in his mind. While Guo Wengui announced his spiritual victory, his road in real life went narrower and narrower, and accelerated the small run to his end. Look, there are still a few of the former hardcore Guo Fan, and how many news media are willing to interview him without having to repeat it.
   Having said that, why is Guo Wengui so favored the spiritual victory? The reason is nothing more than two. One self -"motivation". Guo Wengui fled to the United States with the label of the wanted criminal at first, let alone, let alone a series of felony in China waiting for him to claim. In order to avoid the disaster of prison, in order to continue to spend the money from scrambling, how can Guo Wengui return to China casually and how can he just follow the law. It is the right thing to shoot the American fart. Although the worse the more and the more they are, the character and the credit defeat are not left, so you can't admit the defeat. "victory". As for whether you can deceive Americans, it is hard to say, but Guo Wengui really cheated himself. In front of the camera, he was talking nonsense, cheering for yourself, and blowing a cowhide, and then his face continued to make the "spring dream" of political asylum. Second, face problem. As we all know, when Guo Wengui pulled out the banner of "breaking the news of the revolution", the gods were blowing, what "democracy and freedom of rule of law" and what "three years of victory", and also encouraged a farce of "the world's great Guo Paradise". As a result, it was very different. Under the thunderous rain, the main force of the "big parade" was pushing each other, and "victory" did not even see a shadow. Faced with complaints one by one, lawsuits, who likes to show off the richness and vanity, can easily recognize the planting, so he has to be a cooked duck, for his own face, and to take care of the group of money under his hand. Seeing the "little ants" with the rudder. This network Ah Q is really tired.
   To this day, our network A Q has been upgraded. While the spiritual victory, we are also accompanied by a little family. Ants, take a good look! Your spiritual leader is so funny, and a little "cute". Touching your conscience, do you believe that such people can lead you to democracy and freedom to rule the rule of law? Hey, let's let Guo Wengui continue to be his Internet Q, Guo Wengui is really ill.
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On a recent episode, I said that the right wing’s “Libs of TikTok” mid-term election strategy didn’t pan out for them. While it may be true that it has failed politically, it is certainly having its intended effect—which is the murder of gay and trans people. Whether it’s Libs of TikTok, Christopher Rufo, Matt Walsh—you know the rest. There’s absolutely no point in spending even a second engaging with their whole “who me?” and “how dare you politicize this tragedy!” routine that they’re all performing at the same time now. Suffice to say every politician and media figure who boosted rhetoric about “grooming,” drag queen story hours, and slandered gay people as pedophiles—they do it because they think that it will gain them money, clout, and political power. But also because they know that they know it will lead to atrocities exactly like what happened in Colorado Springs.
You know who these people are and what they want. They want gay and trans people to disappear from our society. To achieve that goal, they will use whatever means are at their disposal to dehumanize, slander, and legislate against them—to make this country a more brutal and ignorant place towards LGBTQ people and force them from the public sphere. They have mostly failed in this regard. But if they can’t achieve this goal through elections, then they’re more than happy to fall back on simply reducing the number of gay and trans people who are alive.
So rather than focus too much on these cowards and the monsters they inspire to do their killing for them, I want to instead focus on something I was most struck by in the media coverage of this horror—which are the parents of one of the victims of the Q nightclub shooting, a trans man named Daniel Aston.
They are a couple: Sabrina and Jeff Aston from Tulsa, Oklahoma, who moved to Colorado Springs. Later their son Daniel followed them and found a life and a community there with them, centered around Club Q, where he worked as a bartender. What struck me was both their incredible dignity and strength in the face of the murder of their son, but also the fact that they knew their son was trans from the time he was four years old, and loved and supported him for his entire life. They always knew who their son was, and never doubted it.
What I’m stuck with is: this is exactly what these people, and I’m not even going to speak their names anymore—you know who they are, want to make impossible for queer and trans people. Having parents that love you, friends, a job, and a life. Their goal is to take that away from you and they’ll do anything to make it happen.
So, it’s the duty of all of us, the majority of decent people in this country, to stop them, to fight this evil—and I’m not talking about banning someone’s social media account. I’ll just leave it there for now, and end this train of thought for whatever it’s worth, by sending my love and support to Colorado Springs, and everyone else who feels sadness and anger this morning.
Will Menaker
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Highlights of the Katy and Erika Q&A
Link to the Q&A! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1161022793 
- Erika’s first audition with a scene partner was with Han Soto (Gabe)! Neither of them had gotten their parts yet, but Han still called “I’ll see you on set!” over his shoulder as he was leaving. Erika also said that he was a wonderful mentor figure and also someone who gave her a lot of shit, like an older brother would.
- THEY ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!! 😭 I had asked, "Since you were working on this game for several years, how do you think your performance or skills as an actor changed over time as you got to know your character better?"
Erika explained that in an early callback, she had to act out Gabe’s death scene and got into the moment by imagining that her little brother Evan had died. Later on she realized that it wasn’t healthy or sustainable to go to such dark places mentally over and over: “It's great to bring your lived experience in but not at the at the level of sacrificing your own health.” She later referred to the Lucid Body Technique invented by a dancer named Fay Simpson that she learned while on an acting retreat in Creed, CO (”Fun fact, Creed is actually a small mining town that was saved by theater!”). Instead of calling up traumatic memories, Erika focused on where that emotion “lives” in her body, accessed them safely, and was able to bring herself back to the present moment. Katy also mentioned she studied the technique in college. All super interesting stuff!
- Han pulled so many pranks on set that Webb (performance director) and Corwin (mocap producer) forced him to limit it to “one prank per day... on Erika.” He managed to jumpscare her every time and when she tried to get him back, “He didn’t even blink. I was like ‘What the fuck is going on?”
- Alex evolved a lot over the course of writing the game. Apparently the first iteration of Alex was a lot more like Chloe-- very bitter, brittle and with a lot of repressed anger-- but that got softened as they developed Alex’s power and as Erika brought more of herself to the performance.
- Apparently Gabe’s death scene was fun to film because when Gabe got knocked off the cliff, Erika got pulled in a sled to simulate Alex being pulled toward the edge while tied to Gabe. So they did a million takes of that and Erika just got to sit in a sled. Meanwhile Katy was at a butterfly garden down the street.
- Another fun scene (apparently) was when Alex fell down the mineshaft at the end of chapter 4 and the beginning of chapter 5, as Erika describes: “They basically rigged me up to a swing, like a sex swing-- not a sex swing. I mean, I walked in and I think that was my first question. I was like ‘Is that a sex swing? What are we filming today? I didn’t get these scripts.’” Cue the chat going insane.
What actually happened was she hung onto a board and two pulleys dropped on either side of her so she fell onto a crash pad. Apparently Webb practiced before and “really bruised the shit out of his ribs.”
- The “The crowd is really picking up on my energy. Haaaaa we love you Alex! Haaaaa Steph sucks!” line during the foosball game was entirely improvised by Erika, just having fun on set. Erika also admits she’s very chatty and just enjoyed getting to know her castmates so that they were already all friends when they acted together.
- Webb sent Han and Erika on a day trip to Idaho Springs early in production to bond and of course Han suggested they go gambling (Erika added, “Which of course is something that Gabe would do! Like ‘Let’s go do something sinful.”) They also played with Han’s drone. Katy went to see one of Erika’s plays in Colorado!
- When asked about what Erika would do if she had Alex’s powers: “I think it would be a cool power too because there’s so much covering that happens with all of us in social settings and professional settings. And being able to have insight into what’s really going on would probably create the need to be a much a kinder, generous, forgiving person, which are things that I’m always working on. I don’t think you could not become that.”
- Erika on Asian representation in True Colors: "[Alex is] not the best friend, she's not the tiger mom, she's her own fully realized, three dimensional person with flaws and goals and dreams and things she wished she could do over again. And I think that, for me, as somebody who grew up not seeing people who looked like me in movies-- and that's why Lucy Liu was such a fucking huge deal-- but the fact that D9 didn't do it in a tropey way was incredible. I know how important that Alex is a woman of color. She doesn't fit the mold of typical video game female bodies either, which I think is amazing."
- Erika lowkey hated the mocap suits. She couldn’t understand why Katy didn’t mind them and said “Katy. Katy. Katy.” “No it was so comfy it was like I was in my jammies!” “I remember you said that and I was like ‘What the fuck is wrong with you?! This is not comfortable!’”
- Erika’s advice to aspiring creatives: “Don’t let the fear of being bad at something stop you.”
- E: “I feel like I've been talking a lot" K: “This is your interview!" E: “Yeah I know but your voice is better.” K: “What?! MA’AM. MA’AM??”
- When Erika and Katy talk about teleportation as a superpower: “Or like when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to pee, like ‘Should I just pee my pants? Or should I walk to the-- it’s just so far.”
- When Erika mentioned she grew up with a Golden Retriever the chat went “RYAN THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER”
- Erika’s closing remarks: I cannot wait for y’all to play the DLC because Wavelengths is gonna be the shit. And I’m gonna tell you why! Because it’s all about Steph! Which means it’s all about Katy! It’s gonna be so fucking good you guys. It’s gonna be beautiful. It’s gonna be funny. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to live in Haven Springs even more. You’ll want to marry Katy Bentz. What more could you ask for?? K: Could you be my hype woman forever please?
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Transformers
Masterpiece 36+
Megatron
by Takara (2018)
I got Masterpiece Megatron for my birthday...back in May 2020. Yea, I’m a little late on this one, but to be honest, I’ve been holding off on opening this up for two reasons: One, I hear the transformation is a beast, and I just haven’t been mentally prepared for it, and TWO: I felt like this needed to be an event before I could remove it from the box...as if my 40th birthday wasn’t an event enough.
But regardless I’m finally doing it now, and let this be my return to routine posting again after a looooong hiatus..
Box:
The MP boxes are usually simply a matte black box with the figure prominently displayed and this is really no different.
It’s a simple, elegant box showing off the figure trapped within.
Collector’s Card:
Like all MPs Megatron comes with a collector’s card with a him stand a pose similar to his old G1 baox art and stats on the back which I cannot read. The card quality is decent with a decent gloss.
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Collector’s coin:
MP-36+ came with a collector’s coin sealed in within a plastic bubble on a really nice card made up to look like Megatron’s chest.
I’d hate to tear it apart, so I’ve decided to leave it on the card.
Robot Mode:
MP-36+ is a retool of MP-36 meant to be less cartoon accurate and more like his G1 toy which is the main reason why I wanted to check this figure out instead of the getting the base MP-36.
Not owning the original G1 Megatron toy until my 21st birthday this (the OG G1 toy) was always fascinating for me; I remember staring and studying the old Transformers toy pamphlet and wanting it as a kid. 
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Right out of the box MP-36+ is an impressive figure; that chrome silver is so good, and a lot of the color detail and tampograph looks straight out of the G1 toy.
The head sculpt has that cold, and cruel stare, and the curly-Q on the chest is a great touch.
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Megatron’s joints are mainly soft ratchets and he can hold a pose well.
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Well he passes the high-kick pose, so that’s a bonus!
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Transformation:
In order to properly transform MP Megatron, I watched one of Emgo’s videos out of fear that I was going to break it.
Transforming this figure is definitely a challenge, and especially when you consider that chrome paint can eventually wear off if you touch it too often, so I was very hesitant to touch it, yet alone alter its shape.
I’m fairly certain the chrome paint adds an extra layer to the toy, because I was occasionally having difficulty getting certain parts of the gun mode to snap into place. [See below]
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Naturally every time a piece did snap into place I flinched a bit, fearing that I was going to chip away at the chrome.
(below) Part of the Megatron’s transformation process is to collapse his shins by folding panels, and sort of accordion-ing each leg in on itself.
Well, it’s easier to transform the legs into gun mode than it is to turn him back into robot mode. Un-accordion-ing those legs back into lode-bearing status was not an easy process. I had to resort to metal picks to un-wedge things, and I was afraid that I was going to break the figure. I didn’t, but it was a task, to put it mildly...
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Gun Mode:
Megatron’s weapon mode is a Walther P-38 with a silencer, scope, and stock, and this thing (minus the orange tip) looks frighteningly real.
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The gun mode is a pretty solid object. It fit comfortable in my hands, and you can squeeze the spring-loaded trigger.
Yea, you can see a lot of the panel details, and I’m not sure there’s much that really can be done about that.
The fact that such a solid, and fun, evil robot can even compress into something so compact is really good engineering.
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Once you add the silencer, scope, and stock it completes that classic Megatron gun mode.
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The only true issue have with this mode is that the silencer is a very loose fit, so if you’re holding it in your hands the silencer slumps down a bit, and I’m not a fan of that. I’m sure there’s a way to tighten that connection, but I’ll have to do a little research on that.
As a static object it does looks really good.
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Comparing MP-36+ to the original G1 Megatron you can see how near identical they are except for the size difference. 
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Accessories:
Moving on to accessories (aside from the collector’s card) are the arm cannon, scope and stock, smooth chest panel, and three additional faces (cartoon accurate)
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--Alternate chest:
Megatron comes with two chest plates, both chromed out in silver. One has just the Decepticon badge, and other has the black curly-Q’s from the original G1 toy.
The chest slides off very easily, and is a breeze to snap on.
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--Alternate faces:
Aside from the G1 toy-styles face Megatron comes with three faces which are more accurate to the Sunbow cartoon design (which also came with the original run of the figure) which is a neutral face, and yelling face, and a laughing face. 
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Thanks to the swappable faces of Masterpiece Megatron you can make your own tragedy & comedy muses. So that’s cool.
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Orange Tip:
The orange cap over Megatron’s gun barrel has been a big road block for me in not only posting this figure, but every other toy that I’ll be posting after this. 
The orange tip is meant to be a safety plug so that police don’t confuse Megatron’s gun mode for a real gun. It’s an admirable gesture, and I do agree with it, however for my copy I believe some jokster super glued the plug into the barrel, and that has been a problem for me...
The tried and true method for removing the plug is to heat it up with a blow dryer and it’s supposed to be easily removed with either pliers or just your fingers. I attempted that a several times, and it didn’t work, so I’ve had to resort to other methods.
I’ve been using a dremmel to bore out the orange plug, and it’s widdling it away  but I have to be careful not to damage the toy, which I might have already scuffed up the barrel of the gun at this point. It’s been a slow and annoying process. All because some clown thought it would be funny to super glue the plug... 
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Final Thoughts:
In my opinion MP-36 is a fantastic Megatron, and a great addition to my Masterpiece collection.
The figure is solid, is really fun to pose, and I love the modified face of the original toy; this collectable has got a lot of personality.
My concerns are to be very careful with the transformation; it can be complicated (especially with the legs), but a little fun too, and I’m worried the chrome silver will eventually chip away, especially in areas that are clipped together during transformation.
I highly recommend the figure, however be wary of that orange plug. I have been trying, and trying, and trying to remove it, and it’s got to be glued in; someone though they were really funny, and I’m not laughing.
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DATING BTOB HEADCANON A⇴Z ⇴  Lee Minhyuk
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A ⇴ AFFECTION
In anything that he did towards you, Minhyuk was always incredibly romantic, he would never be affectionate with you for no reason, there would always be a reason behind it, usually to remind you that he loved you.
B ⇴ BEFORE DATING
The two of you met at the gym one afternoon when you worked side by side on the treadmills. You could feel his eyes staring at you as you ran, and eventually you had enough, turning to face him with the machine on pause, keen to know what had caught his eye and why he was so focussed on you instead of himself.
C ⇴ CONFESSION
He wasn’t afraid of showing off in front of you, and his confession certainly emphasised that about him. Minhyuk ended up confessing to you at the end of a date that he had arranged for the two of you, confident that the sporting prowess and the romance he’d shown you would be enough, he decided to pull you back as you went to walk up to your door and let you know exactly how he felt about you.
D ⇴ DATES
Every date with Minhyuk somehow ended up turning into a competition, he just couldn’t help himself, and if you were honest, neither could you. Minhyuk loved doing physical, he’d snap up the chance to show you how athletic he was and how strong he was too. If you wanted to relax a little more, he’d strongly suggest the beach or the park, anywhere that presented him with the chance to take his shirt off and be able to flex his muscles at you throughout the day, making sure that you were impressed by his physique.
E ⇴ EXPERIENCE
He’d found himself in a small bit of controversy before when it came to his relationships, and so Minhyuk wanted to make sure that he kept himself, and you safe, this time around. Although everything was in the past, the backlash he faced still often played in the back of his mind, especially when the two of you were out in public. It was something he’d keep to himself too, not wanting to worry you or risk you getting nervous to be out in public with him when he was already a recognisable face.
F ⇴ FIGHTING
For the most part, Minhyuk loved to joke around, but a small part of him was serious too, and very hard working. When things got stressful and work became too much, you unfortunately tended to be the one that he’d take it out on. You’d sit and let him offload, trusting that most of what he said was nothing he truly meant. Once he’d taken the time to calm down and realise exactly what he’d said, Minhyuk would always be quick to apologise, determined to put things right and make sure you forgave him too.
G ⇴ GETTING TO KNOW HIS FAMILY
He loved to show you off to his family, he could never hype you up enough, which drove them up the wall. Even if you were sat right beside him, he’d still usually answer a question on your behalf, knowing how humble you’d try to be rather than really showing off to all of them just how talented you were.
H ⇴ HOME
Having your company was a big deal to Minhyuk, whilst he didn’t want to dive straight in and move you into his place, it also wouldn’t be too far into your relationship before he began to suggest that you should be a permanent resident of his household. A small part of him had always been lost when he lost Hamo, but having you around changed things.
I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”
Minhyuk was the first one to say those three magical words at the end of one of your dates together. It almost felt like a rerun of his initial confession to you, only this time around Minhyuk was able to end the evening with a kiss, something he would have been far too scared of when he initially told you how he felt.
J ⇴ JEALOUSY
Whenever he finds himself feeling jealous, the jokes come to an end and serious Minhyuk comes out to play. He’ll stare more than anything else, silently letting whoever the problem is know that he’s around and that you’re very much not available to receive anyone’s attention aside from his. You’ll feel his presence stand a little bit closer to you when he’s jealous so he can keep a closer eye on things, without being too obvious about his feelings. Even though you’d always be able to tell every time what was going on.
K ⇴ KIDS
Having a family was a big deal for Minhyuk, and after discharge, something he thought a lot more about too. Whilst he didn’t want to rush you into making a decision so big, he also wasn’t afraid to see how you felt about having kids and where you saw it in your future. It’s definitely something he wants to happen, especially so when you came into his life, seeing no other option as far as his future was concerned.
L ⇴ LAUGHTER
Charisma is something that Minhyuk has in buckets, and so he’ll definitely use that to his advantage when he’s trying to make you smile. He loves to show off, but he knows that it’s a charming side of him that you adore. He works hard to make sure that you’re always happy around him, as your boyfriend he very much feels like its his duty to keep you smiling and give you a reason to try and be positive, even when you’re feeling low. Charm comes easy to Minhyuk, and so it doesn’t take much from him before him being his usual self ends up bringing a smile to your face and a laugh escaping from you.
M ⇴ MISSING
Being on the road is when he tries his hardest to show how strong he is, he refuses to really let anyone in and try and cope with the mixture of feelings he’s experiencing all to himself. It’s hard on him to not have you around, the two of you were always a team, and so to have his teammate no longer there was tough. Of course, the other members would rally around him, especially Eunkwang who would often try and do some sort of impression of you to try and bring a smile to his face, but it would never be enough to having you in person with him, instead he’d just have to wait until he could get home.
N ⇴ NICKNAMES
You loved to always tease him ‘minnie,’ as it was the one nickname for Minhyuk that would always ensure that you got your way. He hated to hear it, and so would give you what you wanted the second he heard it from you.
O ⇴ OBSESSION
He’s obsessed with your figure, he loves how it feels whenever he hugs you and how well you carry yourself, with or without him by your side.
P ⇴ PDA
Affection in public was often kept to a minimum, there was a time and place for Minhyuk to spoil you with affection, and out in public wasn’t it. Instead, he’d prioritise protecting you, secretly enjoying the fact that he can show off to you again how strong he is by keeping his arms firmly at your waist.
Q ⇴ QUESTIONS
He was incredibly competitive and loved to tease you when it came to something physical. The term fighting talk definitely springs to mind with Minhyuk, often questioning whether you really thought you were a match for him.
R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS
Minhyuk loved to cook, and you loved to taste the delicious meals that he made, and so Minhyuk found the perfect answer to it all, creating a recipe book filled with the recipes you loved for him to make. When date night came around, the book was his go to in order to make sure he found the perfect meal that he knew you would enjoy, which would be the perfect starter for the rest of your night together.
S ⇴ SEX
Every single time with Minhyuk is romantic, without a shadow of a doubt. Many might have him down for someone who enjoys a quick bit of fun, but he’s actually someone who takes a lot of time to look after you and pay close attention to the things that you want for him. As with most things, he’s a complete romantic, he can’t help but be soft around you and make each time with you an incredible love affair.
T ⇴ TEXTS
Whenever he was feeling lonely, Minhyuk would naturally pick up his phone and start texting you. It was always you that came to mind when he wanted someone to talk to, he just hoped that you’d be able to reply.
U ⇴ UNIVERSE
Knowing that you were always there for him was the biggest relief as far as Minhyuk was concerned. Sometimes his lifestyle was a little bit lonely, but knowing your company was always open to him meant the absolute world.
V ⇴ VACATION
When Minhyuk said anywhere in the world with you, he well and truly meant it. Anywhere was an adventure as long as the two of you made it one, and there were so many places around the world that the two of you wanted to explore. Someone, you managed to limit it to just one, at least for now anyway.
W ⇴ WHINING
If he wanted to show off to you, then he’d definitely let you know about it, whining until you finally paid attention to what he had to show.
X ⇴ XXXXX
Every kiss that you received from Minhyuk was always filled with affection and romance. He wasn’t one to waste a kiss or a moment with you, a true romantic at heart, he’d make sure each one meant something. Of course, with that, he would usually kiss against your lips, if he felt like it, he’d love to tease you, but most of the time he would keep things simple and make sure his kiss translated how much he loved you.
Y ⇴ YOU
You were his teammate, the two of you just did everything together.
Z ⇴ ZZZ
There was nothing Minhyuk loved more when he fell asleep than being able to feel you pulled tightly against his chest, being able to wrap his arms around you and whisper gently into your ear as you fell asleep beside him.
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The Time Traveling Cabinet
So! Time travel AUs are fun. But what if, instead of sending back Tommy and Wilbur, we try something new for a change?
Concept: Time Travel AU, but the people getting sent back in time are the New L’Manberg Butcher Army.
Ranboo, Fundy, Quackity, and Tubbo are all scattered into the past on December 16th, and it only gets More from there.
Beginning
- Somehow, the New L’Manberg cabinet are all sent into the past at different points of the events of December 16th.
- Ranboo is sent back during the fight in front of Technoblade’s house.
- Fundy is sent back once Punz starts attacking the execution.
- Quackity is sent back a millisecond before Techno’s pickaxe hits his face.
- And Tubbo is sent back right after seeing the pillar and thinking that Tommy is dead.
Ranboo
- Ranboo gets sent back to about a week before Tommy joined.
- He is, understandably, confused.  But he mostly just vibes, leaving cryptic messages, building stuff, and exploring. It's nice to get a break from executions and warring and the messy life in the present day.
- He befriends Tommy again, and they burn down George's house again. This time, Dream barely cares. He doesn't need a reason to hurt Tommy yet.  
- Ranboo also gets to meet his best friend and future husband again!
- Tubbo's a lot less guarded, more willing to speak his mind, doesn't have firework scars on his face and arms. Tommy's still a gremlin, but he's a gremlin with dreams and schemes.  Ranboo doesn't know what to think about this.
- He doesn't get involved in the L'Manberg Revolution or any of the big conflicts, saying something about "preserving the timeline".
- He can’t change anything important anyway. According to the message anonymously whispered to him in chat every time he was stopped from changing something, multiverse creation is disabled until the arrival of all parties.
- Ranboo doesn't feel that bad about it. He isn't in the mood to create paradoxes, and there's nothing during the revolutionary time that he'd really change.
- Except.
- Didn’t Eret do some kind of betrayal thing?
- Ranboo can't recall what they did. Probably just switched sides, and people got mad about it, as people attached to sides often do.
- Then, on August 2nd, he hears explosions.  Against his better judgment, Ranboo sneaks over to L'Manberg to see if Tubbo and Tommy are okay.
- They aren’t.
- Yep, the country has been blown up, and to make things worse Eret leads the L'Manbergians into a death trap that takes more canon lives than anything else in SMP history.  Ranboo's legitimately horrified.
- He sticks around for the peace era and helps rebuild, maybe works at the embassy a little. Mr. Boo is not allowed to be a L'Manberg citizen due to being American, but he remains on good terms with the country.
- Basically, Ranboo learns the true history of this "just a drug van" country, and what it actually stands for.
- He's ready to wait it out until December, so he can get back to the present day with no complications.  One problem: He isn't alone anymore.
Fundy
- Fundy arrives to the Pet War confused as can be.
- He's pretty sure he's dreaming. That's the only explanation for him being in one of the worst times of his life again and Ranboo being there too for some reason.
- So, he tries to stop some of the pet murder, to varying success. He can't kill Sapnap during the duel or save Fungi, but he can save some of the chickens and Leonard the enderman and such.
- Leonard is his emotional support monster. He’s going to need one.
- Next, Fundy finds and yells at a bewildered Wilbur.
- Wilbur isn't allowed to hear the whole rant, but he does get 1) He screwed up as a father, 2) He's probably dead?? This does not help his paranoia and self-loathing.
- Fundy also gets to chat with his younger self, who according to one Ghostbur Soot was 14 at the time of the election? I don’t know, fox/phoenix/trickster demigod aging is weird.
- The conversation goes along the lines of:
“Do they ever start taking us seriously?”
“...Yes. Definitely. Sure.”
- Finally, Fundy tells a heap of lies about what he's like in the future to look cool.
- He’s generally is a fan of this situation because time traveling from the future means one thing: Attention. And it has been a while since he's gotten any of that.
- (Ranboo tries to stop him from messing with the past. He's only sometimes successful, and gets roped into Coconut 2020)
- In summary, Fundy clings to his moment in the spotlight, tries and fails to get closure with his dad, and gets to observe the unraveling ball of angst and issues that was his teenage self.
Quackity
- Quackity is sent back to the day of the election.
- He has to see his naive younger self screw up history and plan a spring wedding with Schlatt. It's awful.
- After trying and failing to assassinate the drunken dictator during his speech, and getting the memo about not being able to change the past in big ways, Q runs over to spawn to wait for Wilbur.
- Wilbur shows up after dying to Punz, and Quackity helps him get to Pogtopia for the first time. 
- There, Quackity chats with him and Tommy. He explains as much as he knows (which isn't much), and offers to join the rebellion.
- Wilbur doesn't trust him for five seconds. Honestly, Q's still wearing the Butcher Army uniform. He’s covered in blood!
- So, Quackity is sent out into the night in an offhand "don't call us, we'll call you" way. On the way out, he tries and fails to murder Technoblade. He's got a hit list, and he's going to complete it.
- Meanwhile, Past Quackity does not get along with Future Quackity at all.
- Past Quackity was a neutral good idealist. Future Quackity is a machiavellian, chaotic neutral guy with a murder list. They despise each other.
-Quackity tries to settle things with Schlatt. Not sure how well it works, but he does try.
- He also maps out complex strategies for how to change the future once all members have arrived. He's got Plans.
- Ranboo is very opposed to these Plans. Fundy is mostly onboard with these plans.
-Finally, Quackity desperately hopes that the last member of the party will arrive before the festival. Maybe, just maybe, he can do something to stop the execution.
-Unfortunately, the festival arrives, and Past Tubbo gives his speech, and Technoblade is given the order.
-The execution goes according to plan.
-Then, in the wreckage of the Red Festival, a figure appears.
Tubbo
- Tubbo has been having an awful day.
- First, he fails to execute Technoblade. Then, he finds out that he killed his best friend Tommy is gone. And now he’s standing smack-dab in the middle of the worst thing that ever happened to him?
- It’s all way too much. Tubbo runs away.
- Tubbo disappears for a solid week before finally accepting that he isn't just imagining all of this as a weird stage of grief.
- He then returns to Pogtopia in a suitably dramatic moment.
- Despite the fact that they're all in the past, Tubbo's probably going to end up as the character who gets the most focus. He's having the most Emotions about all of this.
- He's got to deal with his coping mechanisms (Ignore and Avoid) being taken away because he's back in the place he tries to forget.
- On top of that, he has to deal with the fact that he feels guilty about Tommy's death, but can't even process that because Tommy's technically still alive in the past (and in the future, but Tubbo doesn't know that).
- And he has to deal with seeing Wilbur again, and figuring out why Wilbur made him president.
-He’s going to go through a lot.
Character Motives
- Ranboo: Preserving the timeline so they can get home vs. Wanting to keep his friends safe and caring about L'Manberg now.
- Fundy: Fixing things for his past self, and getting closure with his dad.
- Quackity: Completing his hit list and completely changing the timeline. And punching Schlatt in the face.
- Tubbo: Dealing with the various emotional turmoils listed above, getting Tommy and his past self to run away from it all.
- Past Tommy: Finding out what the actual fuck is going on, and protecting the Tubbos (Tubbi?). Also, he wants to know what happened to upset Future Tubbo so much. (His regular Pogtopia motives are also there).
- Past Fundy: Measuring up to how great his future self said their life was.
- Past Quackity: Not becoming his future self at any cost.
- Past Tubbo: Regular Pogtopia motivations, but now he has both Tommy and Ranboo to worry about.
- Past Wilbur: Wilbur already believed that he had a scripted role, and was always going to end up the villain. Well, now he has confirmation of just that. Awesome!
He actually goes through with it. He actually blows it up. He doesn't know if he's proud, disgusted, terrified, or what, but he knows that it's not up to him to go against fate.
And if fate demands a grand finale and a little trinitrotoluene on the side? He can do that.
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I am in love with all of the Valorant OCs people have made so I thought I would share mine!
(Special thanks to my friend over at @a-valorant-effort for helping me with chara abilities and backstories, I’ll be drawing their Valorant oc soon too!)
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I was always under the impression that Noura (the woman who cypher talks abt a lot) was his daughter instead of his wife. So I kinda based my OC around her! So here we go…
Noura
Initiator
“Can’t hide from me, I see everything.”
Half Moroccan half Egyptian, Noura is a force of nature with an electric personality. Noura makes an excellent scout and can map out territories fast, giving her team a strategic advantage.
Abilites and backstory under the cut!!
C- Stun shield (2)
INSTANTLY deploy an electric shield that reduces the amount of damage taken by 60% for 3 seconds. Negates all flashes and becomes immune to fall damage. (Excludes omens paranoia and reyna’s leer for flash cancellations. Excludes killjoys nanoswarm, cypher’s trapwires, Brimstone’s molly, Kay/O’s FRAG/ment, and Viper’s snake bite for damage reduction.)
*grunts*
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Q- Pulse grenade (2)
EQUIP a small projectile that can be thrown at an arc or straightforward when FIRED. Anyone caught in the radius of the grenade when it explodes takes 5 damage (increasing the closer to the center, 5, 15, 50, 70) and is scanned momentarily.
Pulse bomb!
Grenade!
Hyup!
Activating pulse grenade!
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E- Charged (1 minute)
INSTANTLY begin charging up energy. After the animation, movement speed is slightly increased and recoil is heavily reduced. Charge period lasts for 10 seconds.
Charging up!
Charged!
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X- Strikedown
Equip a tactical map and choose 3 locations to strike onto. Noura jumps into the air and lands at these locations. Anyone caught in her wake (per diameter radius) will be stunned and scanned for 5 seconds. Noura cannot be shot during her Ultimate.
Ally: Let’s go get ‘em!
Enemy: Ready or not, here I come!
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(My ability drawing is not great lol)
Now onto backstories and shiii😈
History
“Trust me, I’m not all that interesting…”
Noura’s mother was Egyptian, from Cairo specifically. She was a doctor who had happened to fall in love with the elusive criminal Aamir. Once they had Noura, Aamir abandoned his double life and did his best to be an honest family man.
But his past would soon catch up to him. Many people were after the broker’s head. In a tragic accident that caused Cypher to be found, Aamir ran from his family leaving Noura and her mother to flee the country and fend for themselves. Cypher was now presumed dead by his family, but still missing to his enemies. Since that day, Noura’s mother lived in constant fear. She did everything in her power to keep her daughter safe, checking over her shoulder twice over and making frequent calls to Noura despite their constant proximity. Noura’s memory of her mother was primarily characterized by her fears.
And when the day finally came, Noura was no older than 15. When bad people came looking for Aamir, they found the mother and daughter alone without him. They attacked, and Noura was powerless to fight back. Noura fled, just like her coward father, and the thought has plagued her mind ever since. The fact that she was just like him sickened her. Noura’s mother is missing and presumed dead. Noura spent the rest of her teenage years wandering the world, searching for the strength to find her mother and maybe her father too. Despite her hardships, Noura tackles issues with a smile on her face and a spring in her step.
Valorant Protocol
“Do you honestly believe you’re doing the right thing?”
The protocol got reports of a rebellion rising up in Ukraine, authority figures were particularly concerned particularly with a “Robin hood” type character who was as elusive as they were “electric.” The local government promised the capture of this person if Valorant came to help disband the rebels. According to them, the individual had stolen radianite from the country’s treasures and reaped the powers from it.
The protocol, eager to recruit new radiants accepted the offer, not realizing what they were getting into. This thief was crafty, not because of their radiant abilities but also because they had very quick thinking. Jett could not catch up to the theif simply because they were good at dodging. They weaves through the streets of the town as if it was second nature, thinking of all the different routes to lose Jett, which they eventually did. Even Phoenix could not land a single shot on the theif, the bullets dropping at dead air without any puncture.
Eventually, the thief was cornered, it took the whole protocol and some local authority figures to catch them. When unmasked, Cypher thought he was going to combust. It was Noura, the daughter he thought he had lost all those years ago. Brought into captivity, Cypher got a moment alone with Noura, and sought to reconnect with his daughter.
Noura: Do you think the rebellion is a bad thing? What kind of crooked people are you? The government holds the people down, that needs to be fixed.
Cypher: Sounds like something a criminal would say
Noura: I guess you could say it runs in the family.
Cypher: What is your name?
Noura: Quicksilver.
Cypher: That is not what I asked you.
Noura: Huh?
Cypher, in Arabic: I know what they call you, Quicksilver. But I asked something else. I’ll repeat myself. What is your name?
Noura, responding in Arabic: Noura, and you?
Cypher, removing his mask to reveal tear stained cheeks: My daughter. Greetings.
Cypher frees Noura, and allows her to explain her case before the protocol to help the rebellion rather than the government. After they defeat the oppressive group, Noura is recruited into Valorant.
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Specifically, any headcanons of the Sodor Engines interacting with the internet, or the internet in general?
For some reason, I’d imagine that podcasts and the like are popular among vehicles in general.
That is a question that I've been working on for some time - because I'm workshopping my own Tornado headcanon (and boy oh boy does she use the internet a lot) - but I have some ideas for the Sodor engines as well: 
Henry is probably the most "plugged in" engine on the island, weirdly enough. One of his drivers gave him an iPod back in the early 2000s, and kindly preloaded it with a bunch of torrented music.
 BTW, that works because all the engines are now equipped with automatic train warning systems, and the little on-board computer has a USB port - as a nice side effect it allows music players to work with the engines in the same way as bone-conducting headphones do. The computer also acts as some kind of computer interface, which I am not going to explain how that works because Jesus Christ I don’t know how it does either.  
 Henry has managed to upgrade his iPod a few times since thanks to hand-me-down units from NWR staff, so he eventually got his buffers on a wifi-enabled iPod Touch and now downloads new music from the station wifi. He does listen to podcasts, but as every other engine will tell you, you could show Henry ten thousand new and exciting songs from the best artists in the world, and his top ten played songs are still going to be Genesis, Phil Collins, and Yes. Bear considers it a win that he managed to convince Henry to regularly listen to Rush after a mere twenty years of convincing. 
 Mavis and Daisy listen to a very interesting program called The News, because as stated elsewhere, they invest a shitload of money and need to be on top of things. Thomas and Percy wish that Daisy would use headphones or something similar to that, instead of listening to Bloomberg TV at loud volumes in the middle of the night. Toby frankly doesn’t mind, as it’s very nice to be kept up-to-date on the outside world.  
In a move that surprises no-one, Bill and Ben have a podcast where they talk about whatever they think about at that moment - usually horse-racing, investing, and clay mining. As such, they have a wide audience, almost none of whom know that they’re that Bill and Ben, as their podcast is audio-only.  
 In an also unsurprising move, Edward and BoCo have been made very much aware that Bill and Ben have a podcast, but are still unsure as to what the hell a podcast is, despite being frequent guests on it.  
Of the main line diesels, only Bear has shown any real interest in the internet, and was immediately put in charge of the Amazon Alexa when a unit was installed in the diesel shed. He also has an iPod that he got for Christmas a few years back. (The NWR has a very good personal  electronics recycling program called give it to Henry, he’ll make use it.)  
Bear does listen to podcasts as well as music, but his choices are so insufferably boring that even Henry refuses to listen to them. (I don’t really listen to podcasts - despite making one - so insert the most boring podcast you can think of here.) 
 As for other internet uses... 
Gordon is very up-to-date on the newest social media trends - somehow - but only really cares when he is involved. He won’t admit it, but he’s been trying to figure out how to work a camera/selfie stick for some time so he can start up his own Instagram account. So far he has been unsuccessful, but one day he will manage it. 
 James has had an ongoing feud with his own Wikipedia page for about a decade now. The article sourced most of its information about his construction off of some out-of-print book about the L&Y. The book in question is accurate about James’ class, but not James himself - as he was a prototype engine. There’s no other primary sources available, so the very dedicated Wikipedia mod who created the page won’t change it - no matter how much James complains that he was there! He knows what happened! 
Every now and again a TTTE fan blog/tumblr will make a post about hypothetical “ships” of the Sodor engines. Most of the time it’s shipping the core characters like Gordon and Henry, much to Gordon’s bafflement and Henry’s amusement! 
Only one blog (a ttte fan tumblr by the curious name of @mean-scarlet-deceiver  ) has gotten it right. Henry actually reached out to congratulate this blogger, but was unfortunately mistaken for a very dedicated roleplay account.  
James is very annoyed by these blogs, as they have never once correctly guessed who he is “shipped” with! He has tried several times to be seen in public with Delta, but these events have never gone as planned - the “best” instance is when Edward rolled by at exactly the wrong moment, leading to months of speculation that JamesxEdward was the ship to look out for! 
Thomas, being a generally oblivious sort of engine, was totally unaware of the online fan community around the TV show until he started getting actively harassed by vloggers and Instagrammers in the early 2010s. He’s fine with it now, but it was a deeply unusual experience for most of 2012.  
Toby has developed an unexpectedly popular following on social media following his collab with Stormzy. His official twitter is huge now, with over a million followers, even if he has no idea what to do with it. He posts rarely, but usually manages to make an incredible post when he does.
No-one is sure who told Oliver what a “fan-production” is, but if you manage to get ahold of him for any period of time and ask him nicely, he will lend his voice to your TTTE fan-project, so long as it isn’t about [INSERT TERRIBLE SOCIAL/POLITICAL VIEW(S) HERE]. This means that he has 100% voiced dramatic readings of NSFW Fanfics before, which is always an absolute riot to spring on people unannounced.
There is a series of slice-of-life TTTE fanfics on Ao3 that have been written with such accuracy and innate railway knowledge that people are sure it was written by a Sodor engine, but nobody knows which one.
The Culdee Fell Railway has very active Instagram, Twitter and YouTube accounts, with all of the engines and coaches showing up regularly. It’s about the closest any of the railways on Sodor have come to what those outside the UK would call “normal locomotive social media”.
The Skarloey Railway has social media accounts too, but they don’t really feature the engines in any meaningful way, instead being used as a normal service announcements page.  
 The SR is a real working railway that doesn’t rely on tourism money as much as the others do, so they get a bit of a pass here.  
 The Arlesdale Railway has Twitter and YouTube, which didn’t usually get a lot of hits until 2020, when Ivan and Amanda Farrier started badgering the staff to make some videos just to alleviate some boredom. So far the most popular videos on the channel are a front-mounted camera video of the entire line slow-tv style, Bert explaining how steam engines work, and a video of Mike complaining about Justin Bieber for a solid half-hour.  
 That’s about it as far as Sodor goes, but before we’re done, I want to take a moment to talk about Tornado, because I have some fun ideas for her... 
First of all, we need to establish that Tornado is very young. Her construction only started in late 90′s, and she was steamed to life in 2000, putting her firmly into the “Zoomer” category. Add in the fact that she was built by a bunch of old men who didn’t really know how to treat a new engine, and she was raised much more like a human than a locomotive - I’ll get to this much more in the proper Tornado Headcanon post, but what this means here is that when social media started being a thing in the mid-to-late 2000′s, the people at the A1 Trust decided that they needed a young person to run things like Twitter, Facebook, and Myspace... and, well, Tornado was the youngest person in the trust by a large margin.
I should state here that in the rest of the world, locomotives are on the internet at roughly the same level as humans are, so there’s plenty of equipment to connect a phone/computer/camera to an engine - being English, the A1 Trust didn’t know how common it was, but they managed to get it up and running just the same.
 So Tornado has very quickly become attuned to the internet, just like any other teenager would. (yes, let’s let that settle into our minds for a moment - Tornado is barely old enough to drink in the US!) Quite naturally that means that she knows social media inside and out, and is actually quite a proficient social media manager for the trust, managing all of their social pages. More than one person who has complained about the trust on twitter has unknowingly been complaining to Tornado herself! 
 “On the internet, nobody knows that you’re a dog Engine”. 
 Tornado has her own personal social media accounts too, but most/all of the time she gets mistaken for a very dedicated role-player, as the general perception of British Locomotives is that they don’t tweet. This has resulted in some amazing reactions from podcast hosts (because, as you might expect, Tornado is very knowledgeable about steam traction in the 21st century, and tweets about it often, so train podcasts want to talk to her) when she gets invited onto video calls, turns on her webcam, and is met with screams from people who suddenly realize that her profile picture is accurate.  
 By far the best instance of this is when she was invited onto a video call with a railfan podcast. She was at the NRM at the time and managed to convince them to let her use their Skype setup. A wide-angle lens was needed because she was on the turntable in the Great Hall, so that podcast quickly got sidetracked when her webcam was turned on and revealed Tornado, with Mallard, Evening Star, City of Truro, and Green Arrow visible behind her. Whatever the original topic was quickly got thrown out in favor of a 2-hour Q&A with some of the most famous engines in the UK. 
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leejeongz · 3 years
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nsfw a-z YOSHI (treasure)
🔅 for @ateezwhorez i hope you enjoy this honey 🥺❤️ dw the others should be written soon tooooo 🔅
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he just feels cuddly and swoony. he’s in love with you, even more so than before even though he didn’t think that was possible. he loves to cuddle with you, just until you catch your breath again at least. he’s still still high from the whole experience, it’s the perfect time to be open and show your vulnerability even more. it’s less about the physical things he does for you, more about how you two deepen your relationship even further. he uses this time to have deep chats that slowly fade into more light hearted conversations before drifting off to sleep.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
his eyes are his favourite thing about him i think. he likes how you can understand what he wants just from looking into them. they’re intense and needy, oppressive even. they’re infatuating. they’re his secret weapon to make you obey him without even realising what you’re doing.
on you, he likes your lips. he likes how they feel on his own lips, on his neck, around his dick, anywhere and everywhere. he also just thinks they look pretty and are the perfect colour naturally, actually something he noticed about you first which he found really attractive.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
doesn’t like to make a mess at first… might even cum in a tissue the first few times because he thinks it’s more respectful.
but when he’s comfortable and such, he’d love to cum all over your hands after you finished him off with a handjob, he thinks it looks really hot and it’s enough to get him horny again hehe.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he often imagines how you'd look tied up in front of him. at his disposal. his fantasies are actually super kinky but he very rarely tells you them. he’d probably never tie you up to the extent that he dreams of doing because he doesn’t want to hurt you and he thinks of you as quite fragile 🥺
i wanna do another because my wild card was kinda short this time but he would l o v e to do a life drawing of you. like this isn’t even sexual but i don’t wanna get attacked if i write this on something that is fluff lol. it would be something that he’d treasure and something that he would be so proud of. to make it dirty since it’s a dirty secret 👀 he had a few intrusive thoughts while he drew you and found it super hard to stay hyperfocused on the drawing. if you tried to flirt with him while modelling, he’d just tell you to save it for later and that’s when he’d unleash the beast lol.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
1 sexual partner with whom he was in a relationship with. he doesn’t think about it much and when he’s with you, he’s very much focused on you. one look at you and he’s forgotten about them already.
he knows what he’s doing for the most part, but sometimes he just wants to learn new things with you, together.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he likes facing you: missionary and cowgirl, depending on what feels natural at the time. he likes bringing his face close to yours and hovering his lips over yours, occasionally touching with every thrust. enough to feel the other’s breath, but not enough to actually kiss.
once the pace has slowed a little, he’ll give you the kiss he’s been teasing you with for what feels like hours just so that you’ll appreciate it and enjoy it all the more.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he’s quite serious in the moment. he wants to make sure that you’re enjoying yourself and that he’s doing the absolute most to exceed any expectations each and every time.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he naturally doesn’t have much hair down there. he trims what he has and keeps it tidy since he feels it’s more intimate.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
most of the time, he’s extremely romantic during sex. he’s very into slow and sensual sex that allows you two to bond physically and emotionally. it’s important to him that he understands your wants and needs as his partner and vice versa, making the whole experience super romantic.
but that’s not all the time. sometimes he just wants to rip off your clothes and have his way with you and that’s ✨totally fine✨
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
i feel like he’s a typical laptop on desk, tissues besides him type of guy. he doesn’t do it too often, but when he does he has to fully commit because there is absolutely no way he’s stopping for anything/anyone that isn’t you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
he’s not that kinky, he’s a vanilla man. i’ll just list some sexual things that he likes hehe
whispering- he likes when you whisper close to his ear and he likes doing it to you. the tingling down his neck is intoxicating, he can’t help but want to feel it again and again. what you say is important too. he likes receiving praise. saying things like “you make me so wet” or “you turn me on so much” makes him so happy, it’s a great way to drive him crazy.
ropes- not to an extreme level, just one rope to tie your hands together behind you or in front of you.
eye contact- he likes that his eyes intimidate you of course, but you pushing past that and maintaining eye contact makes him feel a rush to MAKE you feel intimidated. he wants you to feel like he’s in charge (even if he’s not) and if he can’t do that with his eyes, then it’s pretty much over for him, but he likes that fact that you stood up to him and it turns him tf on.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
he likes sex in bed or on the floor. anywhere that he or you can lie comfortably. he likes fucking you in hotel beds. although it’s not really that dirty, it is for you two.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
gentle strokes- he likes when you trace his jawline or collarbones with your fingers, especially when you have long nails. he almost always returns the favour. he likes gently dragging his finger up and down your thigh before and between rubbing your pussy.
directness- tell him you’re turned on. tell him why you’re turned on. tell him how he turned you on. tell him how you feel and why you think he should feel the same way to. by the end of your talk, he’s gurenteed to feel the same way.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
angry sex/sex during an argument.
he wants to settle things properly first. sex isn’t a solution nor is it forgiveness. the only way he can truly be intimate with you is when you’re both happy and when you’re both on the same page. “angry” sex like that is meaningless to him, the argument mustn’t have been important if you can just forget about it so why can’t you just talk it through?
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he’s naturally a giver and oral (sex in general) is no exception. he wants you to be able to allow yourself to receive instead of forcing it upon you if you’re not used to it. he introduces his tongue slowly and always asks if what he’s doing is okay. even if you are used to it, he’s always gonna build up to it. he likes when you take the lead even when he’s eating you out, he likes when you’re giving him directions or your hands are in his hair, controlling him, because then he knows that what he’s doing is right.
not too fussed about receiving head. of course he would never say no, but he’s not one to ask for one just to finish without pleasuring you. he’s eyes are closed during the whole thing and and he lets out small, quiet cusses which he knows turn you on. also says nice stuff to you (when he can get the words out) while you’re sucking his dick because 🥺 he is nice.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
as i mentioned before, he’s slow and sensual. he keeps the experience extremely romantic and memorable. it leaves you wanting more and he knows.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
not his style. at all. he likes to draw out the details, take his time with you, ensure you've both been treated and pleasured sufficiently.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he’d only experiment with things that you’d tried before or things you’ve researched. he doesn’t wanna try anything new to the pair of you especially early on because he doesn’t wanna hurt you or leave a bad impression or anything like that. he’d never spring anything on you that you hadn’t discusssed either.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
2-3 rounds, but it totally depends on you. how much you want, how much you turn him on after, how tired you are etc.
he usually lasts for around 20 mins but needs like a 10 second breather sometimes
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i don’t see him owning any toys but i don’t think he’d be opposed to using them. if you wanted to use them, great fantastic he’d get straight to it. he would definitely like to try them for himself at least once too.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he doesn’t tease you much, because he’d rather just do it? but i guess if you’d consider extended foreplay to the point where you have to beg him to fuck you as teasing then he’s the master lol. oH and also doesn’t just kiss you during sex, he definitely teases with those.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
tries to hold his moans and cusses back but fails lol. they’re quiet and soft but you can still hear them. he gets kind of shy about them after sex too and he doesn’t really like it when you bring it up.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
“take it off” he orders, looking directly at your chest. you remove your tshirt on command and throw it to the ground. he walks towards you, backing you into the wall behind you. it was a harsh and sudden coldness on your back, but there was something even colder in front of you. his eyes glared at you, which subconsciously made you remove your bra.
“so fucking beautiful” he growled while taking one of your breasts in his hand. it wasn’t long before he started with his tongue. he circled your nipple with his tongue while he played with the other one in his hand. your head automatically fell back, luckily resting on the wall. he slowly began to flick your nipple with his tongue before gently kissing it and moving to the other one.
your hand found its way to his hair, grabbing it and pulling it a little. you occasionally let out small gasps, which almost always made him look up at you and smile.
after a few minutes, he stood up once again, head buried in your neck as he whispered what he wanted you to do for him next.
“please, make me cum. you've turned me on so much tonight.”
that’s when it all started making sense. you’d been bowling that night with friends. this involved a lot of bending over, a lot of casual skin touches when neither of you were bowling and a LOT of whispering closely in his ear since the music was so loud. you knew he liked it when you whispered, but you didn’t know even in that context that it would send shivers down your spine. you stored that info, maybe you’d use that against him one day after he’d been teasing you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
i think average, with just a little under average thickness. i’m not sure if you can ever call a dick pretty but i feel with yoshi it would be justified, especially when it’s hard.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i’m pretty sure it varies depending on your type of relationship. if you are a romantic partner, 3-4 times a week. if it’s just a fling, once maybe twice a week at most. he has a naturally high sex drive, but he’s less likely to take his time with someone he has no feelings for meaning he doesn’t really crave sex as often as he would with someone he’s romantically involved with.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
as i mentioned above, yoshi wants to talk to you and connect with you even further after sex. he falls asleep when he’s ready to fall asleep, which is after he’s learnt something about you that makes his heart flutter, that he can tease you about later on.
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Arjuna smut alphabet
Under the cut of course.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
An angel when it comes to aftercare. He can get rambunctious in the moment, so after the roles come off and highs calm down. He is right there soothing marks, bringing you back down, petting your head, getting water/snacks. Tending to anything that hurts and is sore. He lives to see a smile cross your face after. Will talk softer and simply lay with you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On his partner, probably their face, he loves seeing the range of emotions you show him. Arjuna will safeguard the embarrassing ones, maybe tease you a few times if you make such a haughty and erotic one. On himself he takes pride in his hands. For multitude of reasons, from his archery skills to how under his touch he makes you lose yourself. That he has the ability to make you come undone from specific touches or how he uses his touch to calm you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He might be a bit sweet, volume of it is good. He likes seeing your face covered or your back, stomach with a few strips of it. Might lead him into more romps.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Arjuna likes to watch you alone once in a while. Perhaps when you think he is asleep, or when you are in the shower by yourself for “time” to yourself. He will be as quiet as possible to hear your voice plead for him. Though if you touch yourself next to him, he’ll join you. Maybe chide you for not waking him up if you felt this way. 
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Arjuna has had four wives and a child from each of them. He’s experienced. If you are not, then he’ll guide you in how to please him, and how to please yourself. He enjoys the times you learn each others bodies, what you like best and what he enjoys best. 
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Lotus - sitting position. It allows him to be deep, while also facing him. Arjuna loves to catch every expression you make, commit it to memory at every plea you make with your eyes or see them close when lost in pure pleasure. The position allows you both to work together, and enables you to hold onto him for dear life when things are rough.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Arjuna can be either serious or enjoy it so much that a laugh out of you makes it feel like he is with you, instead of just “with” you. A break in the stoic nature, if you try crawling away from him he’ll drag you back by your feet, tease you about escaping and show you why you wouldn’t want to. Though he won’t forget the time you fell off the bed. He chases you across any surface and off them.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s neat, the fact he is practically devoid of hair speaks well that he is either trimmed neat or hairless beneath the underwear.  He’s immensely clean, he bathes often if his love of saunas and hot springs are to go by. I would like to think he prefers his partner the same way. Clean and well kept in that regard.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Arjuna is always romantic at first, to get the mood going, from massages, to gentle words in your ear. His kisses make your head spin and he’s good at any affection that leads to it. Depending on how he is, romantic at first then in the middle outright passionate.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Arjuna does it more often than he lets on, specially after the first time you are intimate with him. Though he can’t help it with the memories of how you look underneath him calling for him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Cockwarming. He finds it very intimate, to be able to be seated inside and either chilling like that while you adjust to him, or let him tease you without moving makes it interesting. 
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
For Arjuna, I want to think location doesn’t matter, it’s other people. He’s very much a demisexual, and it shows in when and where. He’s not against a sly public romp somewhere. The thrill might even make him enjoy it more, but there are namely people he doesn’t want to see you or him in this state. Namely Karna. He would 100% have sex in a hot spring, and steam room. Steam room he finds more fun as seeing how long you both last. His favorite place is outdoors, somewhere secluded where he can listen to every word and sound that comes from you both.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Telling him, he won’t act on his urges unless he knows you after a while. Arjuna prefers to be told when you want to directly. Though if you touch his back lightly enough to see him shiver it’s enough to drive him wild. Tug his hair and he has you on the ground already. Grind his lap while kissing him and he’s doing it back.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Forced. He will never do anything against your will, and you agree to the same with him. Anything neither you agree with is off the table period. He won’t engage in disgusting plays, anything that belongs in a toilet stays there. He won’t do anything that causes major harm to you, so extreme blood play is a no. 
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Arjuna loves giving and receiving. Giving more as it is one of the few times he knows he will make you weak on your feet and knees. He’s very good, he’ll grin everytime you cum from his ministrations. He’s vocal when receiving, one of the few times he will be loud, giving praise in how he feels good. Specially when your tongue encounters that sensitive spot on the underside.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual at the start then fast and rough later. He’s gentle at first when working you up to wanting him. At first he’s slower when first penetrating, but after you’ve established comfort and rhythm he increases the pace and gets rougher till you are both lost to wanting relief.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Arjuna enjoys them, perhaps in the morning before you’re expected to be around others. In a shower, either him joining you or you joining him as a good way to wake up. Catching you on a counter of your room, against a wall, a hasty closet perhaps. The need to have you higher, specially if you keep your clothes on.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Always depends on his partner, if they’re into it, he tries it. Except what is disgusting and would cause great harm to you or himself. He isn’t against using knives but rather didn’t as a slip up can mean a permanent reminder of an accident. He will experiment well with other things like ropes, bondage and slave and master play. Elements that play with trust being granted and he never forsakes it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He’s an archer, he has stamina to burn. He can go for hours with you before he even remotely starts getting tired. He is proud of his endurance, he even asks after a romp if you want to go again. When you agree and he grins you know you are in for a good time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Arjuna loves them, he loves using them on you, and he lets you use certain ones on him as well. He favors ones that make you squirm, picks vibrators and dildos that are slightly slimmer than his own cock so he is the one that satisfies you most. He doesn’t mind them used on him as well, will assume his female side and share toys between you both. He picks out plugs that have tails, he will match them to himself and the time you used a tenga on him he lost his mind with pleasure. But only you get to see him in this state, and only after you secure a place away from other servants. He rather others did not hear his moans knowing he’s letting you use a strap-on with him. When he finds something new to try you find him so eager to engage. His favorite toy to use on you is a remote controlled bullet. While he likes it when you use a cock ring on him.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is unfair with teasing. When he is allowed to go all out, he does. He teases with his fingers, mouth, while having you seated on him full and not moving till you tell him what he wants to hear for your commands.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s quiet save for a few groans or moans when he feels good. If you are topping him, he’s very vocal, more out of embarrassment if you use a plug or a cock ring on him. He makes a variety of low moans or few hisses but nearing climax he can be heard murmuring your name under his breath.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He likes costumes, and getting you into them. He likes seeing you in outfits like a bunny or indulging him by wearing his red outfit. 
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s confirmed to being big, in length and girth. He would also be uncut, length 9 1/2 and girth  2 1/2 almost 3. He’s got enough to be the reason he teases you or uses alot of lubricant. With being uncut he’s very sensitive and blushes easier if you are giving him oral around it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Fairly high with someone he loves and is shown the mutual respect. Once he has had a taste with toys however, he is insatiable trying to get you to make more noise than him. 
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
As stated earlier, he has stamina to burn through. He lasts longer than you, and on the rare times you wear him out, he is still the last to fall asleep between you both. He takes care of you, cleaning you and himself up then settles for watching you sleep satisfied.
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An Interruption in the 1st Law of Thermodynamics Ficlet -- The Future is Near
A/N: A week ago I got a message by @wickedgoodbooks asking for a wee ficlet about her favourite goofballs. Coincidentally, it was only the previous day that I was thinking of these two too! 
So here is a not-so-wee fluffy ficlet. I loved going back to this AU and I hope you will enjoy reading this! 
AO3
(You can find the main story here and on AO3)
                                                      ~~~~~~ 
I liked Saturday mornings in the library the best. It was quiet, beautiful, and it made me feel like the concept of time disappeared and clocks lost their power in this place. With so few people around, I always imagined that the books were snuggling into their warm leather covers, peacefully asleep. 
I opened the Word document on my laptop and blinked at the cursor that was blinking back at me. Having started a few days ago, I was four pages in and had hardly covered one-third of the subject. 
Way to go, Claire.
I checked my notes again, looking for the paper mentioning the case of a forty-two-year-old man with infective endocarditis and proceeded with writing down the modified Duke criteria used to establish a diagnosis of the infection.
Major criteria
Positive blood culture with typical IE microorganism, defined as one of the following:
Typical microorganism consistent with IE from two separate blood cultures (Viridans-group streptococci, or Streptococcus bovis including nutritional variant strains, or HACEK group, or Staphylococcus aureus, or Community-acquired enterococci, in the absence of a primary focus)
Microorganisms consistent with IE from persistently positive blood cultures (two positive cultures of blood samples drawn >12 hours apart, or three or a majority of ≥four separate blood cultures with first and last sample drawn at least one hour apart, Coxiella burnetii detected by at least one positive blood culture, or IgG antibody titer for Q fever phase 1 antigen >1:800)
My phone buzzed against the heavy wooden table. 
Scot: Where are you, Sassenach?
I blinked at the message, double-checking the time. It was nine o’clock in the morning. Which meant that it was four at night in Michigan and as far as I knew, Jamie had gone to bed early last night.
Sassenach: Why aren’t you sleeping? 
Scot: Why aren’t you in your dorm?
What? I stupidly looked around as though Jamie would pop from between the imposing shelves. How the hell did he know?
Seeing as no red-headed towering Scot was to be spotted, I stared back at my phone in confusion.
Scot: Go back to your room. 
Sassenach: And why would I do that?
Scot: Because Mary stopped talking to me and just stares at her hands.
My heart leapt into my throat and I banged my knee on the table leg while jumping from my seat.
Scot: I think she’ll die of embarrassment because we’re less than two feet apart and when she opened the door she almost attacked me with the table lamp. 
I swallowed my chuckle out of respect for the books that surrounded me.
Sassenach: YOU’RE HERE?
Scot: Where are you?
Sassenach: Library.
Scot: COMING
Sassenach: The Bodleian Library.
I took a few deep breaths while smiling like a loon and sat down again, trying to focus on the essay. 
What was I doing? Right. The major criteria. 
Evidence of endocardial involvement with positive echocardiogram defined as…
I was still smiling. And thinking of Jamie instead of infective endocarditis.
I shook my head and tried to focus on the words I was typing.
Oscillating intracardiac mass on valve or supporting structures…
I was sure that oscillating intracardiac mass was bound to mean something, something different than the constant chanting in my mind that went like: Jamie is here, Jamie is here, he is here, here, here. Jamie is hereee. 
Continuing was a lost cause. I packed my notes and my laptop and left the empty library with a wide grin, belatedly realising that Jamie was coming to me and I shouldn’t leave the place. 
Well, I knew the way back home. I would meet him halfway. 
I forced my feet not to break into a run. Or a dance. It was two months since I’d last touched him, since I was engulfed by his arms, since I bit that bottom lip of his just to hear the groan that always followed.
Maybe not a run, but a trot was surely acceptable. I took my phone from my pocket and called him.
“Making calls from the library?” he asked as soon as he picked up.
“I’m not in the library anymore.”
“Sassenach,” he grunted. “I’m heading to the library.” 
“Well, it’s eighteen minutes away and I thought we could split the distance.”
“Yeah, eighteen minutes because you couldn’t just go to the LMH library which is next to your place.”
“It doesn’t feel the same,” I explained and heard him sighing.
“Aye, I ken. Ye’ve said so about one million times.”
I laughed. My love for the Bodleian library was certainly no secret. “I missed you, Jamie.”
“Not for much longer,” he said and I could hear the impatience in his voice. 
“You’re crazy, by the way. What are you doing here?”
“Coach gave me a week.”
“And?”
“And I couldn’t spend it in Michigan, away from ye. Do I take Parks Road or Banbury Road?”
“You’re already there?”
“Aye.”
“Are you running?”
“Well, not now that we’re talking.”
Crazy, stupid Scot.
“I love you. Take Parks. I’ll meet you halfway.” I ended the call and started walking even faster. 
Two months wasn’t that long, considering that we lived in different continents, but my heart was thumping loud and cheerful in my chest at the thought that I would soon kiss him again.
After our epic breakup when Jamie convinced himself that being apart would hurt less than going through years of a long-distance relationship, he’d realised – the ugly way – that nothing could be worse than losing each other and coming back asking for one more chance.
I gave it to him and never regretted it. Day after day, call after call, text after text, Jamie took the pain of those twenty-six days of our separation away and made me believe in him again. He gained my trust with every little gesture, with every big surprise. 
He was there, always. In the good days, in the bad days. In the days I found my purpose, in the days I lost my courage. In the days I was so exhausted I thought reading one more page would make my brain explode. In the days I felt I had chosen the only profession that could make me fulfil my dreams. Jamie was there to listen, to commiserate, to encourage, to love. 
And I hoped I was there for him, too. Life wasn’t perfect but our love was enough. 
We’d found a routine when we stopped being freshmen intimidated by expectations and we made sure to manage our schedules so that we had time for each other. Not that everything always worked out and we never fought or screamed at each other through our phones when reality and distance crushed us. But there was no fight we couldn’t overcome, no obstacle in our path big enough to break us. 
And when I saw him on Parks Road running towards me, I knew that we had chosen each other, each day, each moment.
“Sassenach,” he breathed close to my ear and took me in his arms, spinning me around as though I weighed nothing. “Oh, babe, I missed ye so much.”
His lips were soft on mine, his tongue tempting as it traced my mouth to make me open to him. One hand found its way down to my arse, and he squeezed in a possessive strike. 
“That plump arse will be the death of me,” he murmured against my lips. 
“Not plump,” I corrected even though I knew he kept saying that to tease me.
“Plump, and perfect, and mine.”
“Mine,” I corrected.
“Ye’re mine, Sassenach,” he growled and a bicycle bell rang from the road next to us, to celebrate or reprimand the inappropriateness of our actions, I wasn’t sure.
“Jamie…” I tried, and failed, to stop him.
“Ah Dhia,” he groaned. “Mary in the room, people here. I need to get ye somewhere and have ye all to myself.”
“Where are you staying?”
“I booked an airbnb.”
Before I could reply his mouth was on mine and he was kissing me like a thirsty man who just found an oasis full of springs in the desert. With a hand still on my arse and the other lost in my curls, he pulled me closer until I melted into him, his chest hard, and solid, and warm, and there. Close. Tangible. 
“Let’s go,” he said and withdrew with eyes closed and a pained expression on his face. “God, it hurts not to touch ye.”
“Is it too early for check-in?” I asked and he nodded his assent. “Then you have to be patient,” I murmured. “Coffee?”
He held my hand in his as though it was a lifeline and we started walking down the street towards my favourite cafe.
“Why didn’t you say you were coming?” I asked with a frown. 
“I wanted to wake you up and surprise you, Sassenach, but you made it impossible.”
“Sorry,” I replied, not looking remorseful at all. 
“It doesna matter.” He grinned and pulled me closer, planting a kiss on my head. “Ye ken, Sassenach,” he started in a hesitating voice.
“Yes?”
“‘Tis Saturday.”
“Mhmm. I’ve heard.”
“And tomorrow it’s Sunday.”
“Aren’t you just brilliant?” I replied with a mocking grin and he made a silly face. 
“And the room I booked?”
“The one you’re supposed to check-in later?”
“Aye, that one.”
“What about that?”
“I booked it for Monday.”
That stopped me in my tracks. “What?” I asked stupefied. “Why?”
“I was thinking… Well, I thought…”
“Jamie…”
“Aye, aye. ‘Tis the weekend and ye dinna have classes, so I thought I could kidnap ye and take ye for a trip to Edinburgh. What do ye say, Sassenach? Jenny keeps nagging that it’s been ages since she last saw both of us.”
“Edinburgh?”
“Aye. I ken ye have the essay ye’re working on, but I thought it’d be nice to go back.”
Edinburgh. It wasn’t a bad idea. In fact, it was a really, really good idea.
“Okay,” I said with a smile.
“Aye?”
“Aye, you insufferable Scot. Let’s go to Edinburgh. It’s been a while since I’ve seen Jenny kicking your arse.”
He looked at me with wide eyes, feigning surprise. “And here I thought ye like my arse!”
We went back to my dorm where I quickly packed my toothbrush and a change of clothes and ran to the train station. It was a six-hours trip that I was never excited to make, but having Jamie sitting next to me changed everything. The destination didn’t matter anymore – it was the journey and the time we would spend together that was important.
The train rolled on the rails and Jamie wrapped his arm around me, pulling me impossibly close. I laid my head on his chest and closed my eyes, the scent of his cologne permeated my senses. We fell in a comfortable silence thick with love and contentment, two ships finding haven in a deserted island. 
When I opened my eyes I was greeted by the British landscape and a small tilt of my head revealed that Jamie had fallen asleep. Locks of auburn hair had fallen on his forehead and a soft smile was curving up his lips.
It was happiness that filled my lungs with my next breath. So simple, so pure.
It seemed that I fell asleep as well and we both woke up because of the commotion when we reached Sheffield. With the confusion granted by awakenings, we looked out the window for a moment until Jamie yawned and hugged me tighter.
“I’d forgotten how long this trip is,” he said in a gruff, sleepy voice.
“At least we were sleeping during the first half of it.”
“Aye. I was exhausted. Didna manage to sleep enough on the plane.”
“Mmm, you never do.”
“In contrast to other people, I’m not mentioning any names mind you, who sleep in airports and almost miss their flights!”
“I happened only once, okay?”
“Are ye sure? Because I remember you running to your gate –”
“Hey!” I interrupted, elbowing his stomach. Not that he would feel anything with the six-pack he’d made for himself through training. “The other two times –”
“Three.”
I huffed in indignation. “Three times,” I consented, narrowing my eyes at him, “These times I wasn’t sleeping. I was just distracted!”
“Still. It counts.”
“It doesn’t.”
“Ye were reading yer books and got so engrossed in them that you almost lost yer connecting flight. It counts.”
“Fuck you,” I whispered in his ear because there was a mother with a sweet little boy at the seats in front of ours, but I was smiling and he must have heard it.
“Only with you. And I canna wait.” He placed an opened mouth kiss on my neck and I bit back a moan.
“I hate you, Jamie Fraser,” I keened, unable to imbue my voice with the strength the sentiment owed to have.
Jamie, his eyes on my heaving chest, murmured back, “I’m looking forward to ye hating me a bit more.”
“I’ll punish you for that,” I vowed and ran my hand up his tight, stopping exactly where he didn’t want me to.
His groan made a shiver ran down my spine.  
To distract ourselves from images of savouring each other, we bought salt and vinegar crisps, jaffa cakes and hobnobs. Jamie devoured half of them before I had even finished my handful of crisps.
“I thought you professionals had to watch your diet,” I mumbled, still chewing.
Jamie looked semi-embarrassed for a moment, then shrugged. “Cheat day.”
“Okay, if that’s the label you put on your sins…”
“These are totally healthy Sassenach,” he said with a crooked smile. “Vegetables.” He raised the package of crisps and shook it between us. “These have oats and oats are verra nutritious,” he said with a nudge at the hobnobs and these…” he hesitated for a moment.
“Have orange jam so it’s like eating fruits?” I suggested.
“See?” He grinned. “You get me.”
I laughed and took one of the jaffa cakes before they all disappeared into the giant’s mouth. 
I hoped we didn’t smell like oranges when we arrived in Edinburgh.
“I hope we won’t smell like oranges when we arrive in Edinburgh,” Jamie echoed my thought and I turned to look at him, wide-eyed and incredulous.
“Why?” I asked before he had enough time to think what he just said.
“Because Jenny –” he stopped abruptly. “Shite.”
“Oh my god.”
“Ye ken?”
“You know too?”
We gaped at each other, unsure how to proceed. 
“Jenny hates oranges as of late,” I stated.
“Aye.”
“Do you know why?”
“Do you?”
“Yes,” I confessed feeling a smile curving up the corners of my mouth.
“I will kill her!” Jamie exclaimed and started typing furiously on his phone before he asked me to pose for an angry selfie.
“She says she wanted to check how long we would keep it from each other!” he exclaimed in frustration a moment later. “That evil…”
I barked a laugh, shaking my head. “This sister of yours is unbelievable.”
“Aye, she reminds me of yer best friend,” he retorted. 
“So this was why you wanted to go to Edinburgh?” I asked and saw his eyes soften and his lips mirror mine in a grin.
“I will be an uncle, Sassenach!”
“I know! It was the best news! Although, now that I think about it, it was bound to happen, sooner or later.”
“She said it wasna exactly planned, but they were so happy when we talked. Ian has even started building a crib because he wants something special for the baby.”
“Ian is the sweetest,” I said and the screen of Jamie’s phone lit up with a new message from Jenny. It was a picture of her and Ian laughing and below it wrote, ‘We love you! All three of us!”
“Do they know we’re on the way?” 
Jamie smiled mischievously and shook his head. 
“Suits them right.” 
We finished eating while speculating about the baby’s sex, Jenny and Ian’s wedding and the possibility of Ian failing in his endeavour to build a crib on his own. 
In eight months, Jenny would be a mum. It felt surreal and yet so right.
The future wasn’t that far away, it seemed.
“I was talking to Maisri the other day. About you.”
“Aye?” His voice was low but I felt the question vibrating through his body. 
“About your dream of getting your own swimming pool and teaching children with intellectual disabilities. When you told me that John wanted to be your partner and invest in your plan once you both come back to the UK, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Maisri wants to be a psychiatrist, you know. She said it’s a brilliant idea. She’d read a review published a few years ago that claimed that hydrotherapy shows potential as a treatment method for social interactions and behaviours in children with autism spectrum disorders. And we were thinking that muscle building will also help with balance and mobility.”
“‘Tis still a dream, ye ken that, aye?”
“I know. I’m just reminding you that it’s a great dream.”
Jamie chuckled and gently tucked an errant curl behind my ear. “Thank ye, mo ghraidh.” A soft kiss on my temple. “But first, I have one more year in the US and I want to make it to the Senior Gold Squad of the Scottish Swimming National Squad Selections.”
“Mmm,” I agreed with a kiss on his chest. “I’m sure you will. You’re one of the top competitive swimmers in your uni and you’ve already won medals. They’ll be fools not to have you.”
“And then I will be an hour away, Sassenach. An hour away,” he repeated. “Can you imagine?”
“An hour by plane. Six hours by car.”
“Even so. I will be able to come to see you at weekends. Every. Single. Weekend.”
It was that moment when it hit me. 
“I have to find a place,” I said, frowning.
Jamie mirrored my expression. “Ye dinna want to?”
I was silent, thinking about it, considering my options and the budget I could afford, but apparently Jamie perceived my silence as a denial. “I guess I can book a room when I’m in Oxford if you want to stay with Mary.” There was a bitterness in his voice that he didn’t manage to conceal. 
“No, I don’t. It’s not that. “ He didn’t seem convinced. He turned slightly and gazed out the window. “Jamie…”
“‘Tis fine,” he said in a low voice.
“No, it’s not. Look at me.” When he didn’t, I cupped his face with both hands until his eyes were on mine. “Will you stop jumping into conclusions? I didn’t reply immediately because I hadn’t considered finding a place of my own before. I’ll talk to uncle Lamb.”
“Ye don’t have to if ye dinna want it, Sassenach.”
I could almost taste his disappointment and I wanted to kiss him until he knew that I didn’t have any second thoughts about that. 
“Who said I don’t want it?” When he didn’t reply I pulled his head down so that his lips were on mine. “A place of my own?” I whispered on his mouth. “To be with my stubborn Scot every weekend?” I licked his lips and they opened for me. “Hell yes,” I said and kissed him until we were gasping for breath.
When we broke apart, we were both smiling. The future wasn’t that far away anymore.
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