Innocent act!Eddie facts!/ facts abt IA
Otherwise known as: canonical facts within my older!Eddie au innocent act!
Light NSFW ahead, minors dni
I gift yall with this as a thanks for 300 <3
Older!eddie has twin kids named: Ozzy and Aurora. They were born october 1991, when he was 25. (Yes i’m finalizing the time era of IA which is 1996.) he has split custody and the mother is someone he accidentally knocked up. They don’t have a relationship outside of her dropping the kids off during the weekends. Eddie has surprisingly kept this a secret from you.
Eddie works as a mechanic but he also has a certification as a tattoo artist, he has a few tattoos that he’s done himself. He offered to tattoo you for free when you turned 18, (this was a strictly platonic offer)
Contradicting myself from the first part of IA here but Eddie only started thinking about you in a sexual/romantic way 2 months or so before your first encounter (we’re just gonna pretend what he said originally was a heat of the moment thing bc I absolutely hate it)
Eddie has a hair pulling kink…it’s gonna be expanded on later but its there, he likes both getting his hair pulled and pulling your hair.
Eddie doesn’t actually own his house, your father does he just rents it extremely cheap because your dad owed him. He can do whatever the fuck he wants to it tho bc in all terms except legally its his.
Eddies house is a 3 bedroom 2 bath house. One of the rooms is his kid’s, the other is a little studio (where once the twins get to the age they don’t wanna share a room anymore will be one of theirs.” And his room.
Hellfire is still running after years. Eddie still has original faded hellfire shirt, he meets with the hellfire club every Thursday.
Vecna and everything DID happen, but everyone lives
Eddies hair is longer than in the show, he never cut it. It reaches to his mid back, he rarely bothers to cut it, other than that he basically looks the same.
Eddie has a slight muscle definition from working as a mechanic, but its not a lot.
Eddie has a criminal record from selling drugs and has ran from your father multiple times before he hit 26. Which is when he decided to turn his life around.
Literally spoils u, like mf is buying lingerie, stuffed animals and jewelry for you ON THE REGULAR.
Still smokes weed, just more secretly and when his kids are away + your dad isn’t home.
Hates + loves it when you smoke, he hates it bc a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be harming ur pretty lungs. Loves it bc fuck if your not hot doing it.
Corruption kink oh my god, act innocent and ur getting absolutely ruined.
Brat tamer no other explanation needed.
Absolutely has multiple bookshelves of just straight fantasy books in his living room.
Eddie is flexible, like more than you would expect. Once on Halloween he did a backbend then proceeded to chase you like that.
Can and will pick u tf up. Ur his princess
Eddie got his demobat scars tattooed over, they’re noticeable but only when u look close enough. And he’s usually wearing a shirt or your too…distracted to notice them.
God he has such a thing for mirror sex its unbelievable
Also possessive asf, he’s constantly making sure you are properly marked, and even though you two aren’t dating. He makes it clear u belong to him
Also big on knife play and thinks knives are both pretty+would look great against your skin.
Also he has an oral fixation + voice kink ;)
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bringing back the discussion of mtf regulus because i cannot stop thinking about her wearing one of those renaissance corset tops and some billowy, ruffled-hem maxi skirts. she’s got the cuntiest glasses perched on the bridge of her nose, lowering them down when she sees The Man james fleamont potter walking out with an iced, almond milk latte from the café in which she is at. lounging in the sun, little freckles poking out. purposefully shakes her curls loose from her little butterfly shaped claw clip. she’s methodically tapping the toe of her $875 pair of givenchy loafers against the pavement just In Awe as she tries to pay more attention to her lavender honey oat milk latte than the Ungodly man chasing the straw with his mouth, but it’s to no avail because james Sees Her and proceeds to jab the straw straight into his gums, nearly running into a light post because isn’t regulus just the prettiest girl to ever exist, hmm???
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kavinsky's death is actually the closing arc in a great tragedy to me bc his actions throughout the story are mostly just him practically begging for someone to be on his side, to care about him, to even just look at him. his father tried to kill him, his mother is completely uninterested. he can dream himself as many people as he wants, but they will only ever think of him because he made them to do so. the dream pack are just physical manifestations of his desire to not be alone in the world, to have someone, anyone, connected to him. he so desperately tries to draw some sort of emotion out of ronan, good bad or ugly, because the intense similarities they share mean that he's the only person who might be willing to look long enough to see him. and when it doesn't work, when he realizes it can't, that this world is not for him and he is not going to be a part of it in a way that involves anyone else, he decides that everyone is going to look at least this once. they will all see the finale if nothing else. genuinely doomed from the start. and how truly devastating that is in comparison to the core group the story focuses on, characters that even at their lowest and darkest and meanest and absolute worst have others there with them. characters that always have someone looking for them. dying is a boring side of a life that has nothing inside of it.
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nothing is funnier to me than the concept of Leon and Merlin meeting now, it’s so entertaining …
Leon bumps into Merlin while fishing and just bolts. Hell no he’s not dealing with whatever Merlin’s got going on it doesn’t matter how long it’s been.
Leon working at customer service and getting a call from a very old (and very angry) sounding man who reminds him of Merlin then realising it is Merlin and having war flashbacks to the sass king.
Merlin deciding to be an absolute menace and cause pure chaos (because if Arthur won’t turn up on his own Merlin will gladly help). Then Leon turning up as a firefighter and instead of helping Merlin off the top of the burning building he just waterboards him from below, sighing and shaking his head.
Honestly of course I look forward to the Merthur reunion but the crackfic energy between Leon and Merlin is unmatched and they would be terrifying with access to technology.
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There are so many reasons that Barba defending Wheatley was a dumb ass choice for the show.
But. One that really, really bugs me is his doing it to protect Olivia. And while it's so paternalistic and annoying it's not what really gets my goat.
No.
It's the fact that we're supposed to believe that Rafael Barba did not prepare and plan for the eventuality that a defense attorney would question her credibility waaay back in 2014 when her confession press conference first aired.
Or at least once she was not indicted and was back on the job.
There is NO WAY he did not run thru this possibility with Liv at the time. No way he did not come up with strategies. No way he didn't fucking grill her on handling these questions, getting comfortable with some verbal tap dancing to avoid committing further perjury but not actual admit to the perjury committed at the Lewis trial.
NO WAY he just crossed his fingers that it would never come up during a trial.
Also, we're expected to believe that no defense attorney went after her about this on cross? For what, 8 fucking years? That the first time any of the various defense attorneys brought it up was because...Richard Wheatley was the defendant?
Not any of the high powered or connected defendants that have been tried in the past 8 years? Just an attorney for Wheatley would play that card.
Yeah fucking right. Bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit.
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