#incorrect wolf 359

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Eiffel: wig? Hera: snatched. Eiffel: bitch? Hera: empty. Eiffel: sha vocado? Hera: fre. Hilbert: I speak five different languages and this is none of them

#Eiffel teaches Hera what vines are and she intends to abuse this power now #wolf 359 #doug eiffel #hera wolf 359 #incorrect wolf 359 #curio chatter

[hxuse-xf-black]

Seamus: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament. Seamus: Given that Ron's uninterrupted 53 week winning streak, he's agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

#source: wolf 359 #seamus finnigan #ron weasley #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio era #golden trio #incorrect gryffindor #gryffindor #incorrect gryffindor quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

#source: ds9 #Wolf 359 #w359 #renee minkowski #Doug Eiffel #podcasts #science fiction #incorrect quotes #incorrect wolf 359 quotes

[petrichorandarson]

Kaz: Now, if there isn’t anything else…

Nina: my mother just died!

Kaz: …excuse me?

Nina: um. my… very dear mother just died. tragically.

Kaz: Nina, we all know you don’t talk to your mother.

Jesper: my mother just died?

Kaz: no, Jesper.

#the crows trying to get out of mandatory activities original audio from wolf 359 #original quote from wolf 359 #wolf 359 #six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #nina zenik #laurel posts #incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

On this morning's episode of Rotating Wolf 359 In My Brain™️, some incorrect quotes!

Minkowski: What the fuck.

Eiffel: Why don't you ever say 'good morning' to me anymore? :,(

Minkowski: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' before I can do that. Why is the kitchen on fire??

Hera: ...we made pancakes? 🥺👉👈

#alex says something (for once) #incorrect quotes #wolf 359 #minkowski wolf 359 #eiffel wolf 359 #hera wolf 359

[fos-tis-zois]

Osamu: I can believe you publicly murdered the queen but I draw the line at freestyle jazz! Suna: You can believe that i publicly murdered the queen?!

#hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #wolf 359 #zois writes #suna rintarou #miya osamu #osamu x suna #inarizaki

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: Um...what would Jaania say if she were here right now?

The Hero, mimicking Jaania: “Hero! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.”

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #book 3 #source: wolf 359

[emmikay]

Alonzo: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament.

Victoria: Given Misto’s uninterrupted fifty-three-week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

#cats the musical #alonzo #victoria #mister mistoffelees #monochromatic family #incorrect quotes #source: wolf 359

[minloveskis]

minkowski: okay doug, what do we say when things don’t go to plan on a mission?

eiffel: my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic

minkowski: no—

#this isn’t very funny #i wanted an excuse to make eiffel say that #wolf 359 #wolf 359 incorrect quotes #renee minkowski #doug eiffel #athena shitposts

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

~attempting to stall Victor~

Victor: Now if there isn't anything else-

Nina: My mother just died!

Victor: ...excuse me?

Nina: Um...my...very dear mother just died. Tragically.

Victor: Miss Martin, we all know your mother died a long time ago.

Alfie: My mother just died?

Victor: No, Alfie.

#submission #source: wolf 359 #hi tess!! #// #hi!! ilysm #❤️ #thank you for the submission #house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #victor rodenmaar jr #nina martin #alfie lewis #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, please. Just...why you gotta be like that?

Jiang Cheng: Because I'm incapable of trusting others and I refuse to admit the possibility of personal growth in either them or myself.

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #jiang cheng #jin ling #incorrect quotes #source: wolf 359 #this house is a fucking nightmare

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During Mission Mishaps - A Little Night Music] Eiffel: *ranting about Canon in D* Minkowski: I'd say that the pressure's finally gotten to Eiffel, but what pressure?

#source: the simpsons #wolf 359 #doug eiffel #podcasts #incorrect quotes #w359 #the hephaestus #minkowski

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Hello. It is I, Jiro Yamashita. I am here now because I was drawn to the loud noises. Ah, look. Touma-kun has a head wound. What an excellent opportunity for science!

Jiro (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

#source: wolf 359 #jiro yamashita #imas sidem #sidem #idolm@ster sidem #the idolm@ster sidem #incorrect quotes

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 5

Propaganda

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

the girl half-burning!!! the bitch queen of hell!!! dead girl walking!!! rot-hearted girl!!!! consort to king anna limon!!!! lesbian icon!!!!

Who is doing it like Mabel Martin? No one. She's a lesbian. She is the lamb, and the knife. She is so loved that god herself tore a hole between worlds to find her again. She tore out her own veins to bargain with the house that holds her. She is the girl half-burning, she kept a bullet that came out of her (it was hers. she birthed it), she is the Labyrinth. And she is the Minotaur.

a vote for Mabel is a vote for insane codependent lesbians everywhere 👍 also for women with large noses (the hottest of women)

Hera (Wolf 359):

I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT

my digital wife <3

oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!

"everyone voting Hera in this round is doing it strictly because she is an AI" WRONG. INCORRECT. everyone voting for hera is doing it because she's funny and thoughtful and passionate and wears her heart on her sleeve despite all of the times people have let her down. because she's anti-authority, and that's sexy. it's sexy that she's an AI because the way she navigates being a woman in that context is inherently transgender, and THAT'S sexy, but on its own? not even like, top five most relevant things about her. self-determination? that's sexy.

VOTE FOR HERA. i'm not done. i've made the case that she would want this more, and that's true, but you should also want her. the propaganda says she doesn't have a physical form - in one sense, that's true, but she DOES have an internal self-image and the desire for physicality. most of the physical sensations she's experienced so far have been painful - think of what you could do for her. she has human desire without the means to act on it. she's the most touch starved anyone has ever been. making love to someone who can't be touched by conventional means IS inherently sexy and it IS a win for disabled trans women everywhere.

she's passionate and kind of emotionally unstable and fiercely loyal - "officer eiffel? he's your deadman's switch. if you let him die, or if you do anything that doesn't fall under the category of do no harm, i will go off. i will rain acid on your ass. i will crank the temperature in the room so high that your skin will crack, and bubble, and burn. i will vent you into space through a hole the size of a quarter. and if i am feeling very, very generous, i won't do all those things slowly." like come on!! what more do you want!!

VOTE FOR HERA. my final, last-minute appeal: her character arc is fundamentally about identity, autonomy, and being seen the way she wants to be seen. the way she navigates her identity as a woman in this context is inherently transgender, and that IS sexy. she's funny, she's passionate, she's sweet, she's been let down repeatedly by almost everyone she's ever met and she still opens her heart to people because she so badly craves connection. she's frustrated, touch starved, and pent up, and was initially rejected from service because of her impulsive, emotional, unorthodox way of thinking. i have so much more i could say on her behalf, but this IS a contest of sex appeal. thinking outside the box, breaking rules, and reaching beyond the limitations of her own form is so central to who she is. hera could come up with freak shit beyond the comprehension of the average person, and she IS enthusiastic enough to make it work.

Art of Mabel from @kayleerowena.

#Round 5 #Mabel Martin #Hera #Hera W359 #Mabel #Mabel Podcast #Wolf 359

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

#stinkyfuckswagtourney #tumblr bracket #poll bracket #my ass realizing all the name mistakes i made in the bracket but im too tired to go back n change it lolol #i dont wanna see anyone complaining abt the dsmp characters btw #idk jackshit about it but i do know that those two ARENT dream and the submitter specifically submitted the CHARACTERS not the people #and when i said any media besides southpark and hp was fine i meant it #ill prob have to make a separate post but anyone being disrespectful about ANY Character in this bracket will get blocked idc #tried to do some of the matchups by fandom but i just realized theres 2 final fantasy dudes that i didnt pair up sighhh. im tired ok #if this is rlly fucked up ill fix it up later dwdw

[lycanthrology]

doug eiffel wolf 359 is so hot i dont care if you think he isnt uoure incorrect