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the Hero, Tomix, & Aspar, in that order

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #reblog #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #aspar #envy #source: tumblr #lol #yeah i just decided to reblog the og post for this [shrug]

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I've too busy to do incorrect quotes for like a week now but I'm doing propaganda anyway!!!!

Vote for our boy!!!!!!!!

#dragonfable #tomix danao #squimbus from my polls #not a quote

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The Hero: You know what. I’m not an early bird or a night owl.

The Hero: I’m more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #source: unknown

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Artix: I’m willing to do a lot of things.

Artix: But admitting to Galanoth that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #artix von krieger #source: whisper

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The Hero: I never understood angry ghosts. They’re already dead, what’s there to be angry about?

Ash: That they’re dead.

The Hero: Yeah, I guess it depends on how you look at things.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #ash dragonblade #source: drunk history

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[During Falconreach Idle]

Judge: Okay, so we have here a machine that can tell us if something is true or false; we want you to give us a deep secret of yours and we will judge it on a juiciness scale of 1-5.

The Hero: The bed that I lost my virginity in— in a one night stand... is the same bed I was later cuckolded in, during— at the time— my longest relationship.

Judge: Holy crap, if that’s not worth 5 points I don’t know what is!

The Hero: There is not a corner of my soul I would not sell for Five Points.

#submission #source: game changer #brennan lee mulligan #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #nsfw #submitted by: natitheking24

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The Hero: Don’t worry. There’s help for you.

Tomix: Don’t you mean “hope”?

The Hero: No.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #source: original quote #bruh blyth (mod izaath) said this to me about my cooking abilities #which is fair but bruh

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Aria: He don’t bite.

Pridelord: [attacks Ash]

Ash: BITCH, YES HE DO!

#submission #source: vine #dragonfable #incorrect quotes #submitted by: natitheking24 #aria #ash dragonblade

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[preceding “An Elegy of Ice and Fire”]

Alexander: Do you think I will ever convince Jaania to go out with me?

Warlic: Look, is it likely? No. It’s not likely. But... is it possible?

Alexander:

Warlic: No. It’s not possible. I would give up on that one.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #alexander #xan #warlic #the blue mage #frostburn #quest: an elegy of ice and fire #book 3 #source: parks and rec #sorry.

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Kara SuLema: When’s the last time you had a vacation?

The Hero: Well, yesterday I sneezed into the wind, closed my eyes, and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray...

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #kara sulema #book 3 #source: this is the best book i've ever written and it still sucks

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Danyel: Have a safe voyage.

Tomix: I have no say in the matter.

Danyel: Die then.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #tomix danao #danyel danao #book 3 #source: texts from last night #and then he did

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Nythera: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Artix: Why, are you in a hurry?

Nythera: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #nythera #the purple mage #the dragonmage #artix von krieger #source: frasier

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Galanoth: I am having... this is crazy... I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. I mean, you remember feelings, right?

Artix: ...Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Galanoth: Do you?

Artix: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #galanoth #artix von krieger #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

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Ash: Don’t do this. You always do this.

The Hero: Do what?

Ash: Make jokes to distract me from whatever’s about to kill us.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #ash dragonblade #source: doctor who

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The Hero: How do we usually get out of these situations?

The Dragon: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels that first one out.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #the dragon #df dragon #the world destroyer & the sunbringer #source: catscratch

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The Hero: Let’s do something scary!

Tomix: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #df hero #the hero #tomix danao #source: regular show

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Victoria: That’s— I’ve— I’ve got stuff to do, so...

Circe: You don’t have any stuff. Name one stuff.

Victoria, quietly: ...documents?

#dragonfable #incorrect quotes #victoria alteon #robina #circe #book 3 #source: new girl